First Live Stream with my Girlfriend [gSqxdwJfkWE]

Testing. Oh my God, it's so noisy. What the hell's going on? Hello? Okay, where's my girlfriend? It's not clickbait, my girlfriend's actually here somewhere.

Hi, are you here? Hope she's got her face mask on.

Do you guys want to say hi to my girlfriend? Hold on, let me share my link. I nearly shared it on Ice Poseidon's Discord. That'd be funny, they will hate me.

Streaming now.

I think that worked. Okay, put you into the shoulder strap. Where'd she go? Girlfriend, where are you? Oh my God, she just walked off again without telling me. I don't know where she went. Uh, let me get my phone charger plugged in. She keeps walking up. Oh, there she is.

Hello.

Hey, streaming, did you find the, the place? Okay, we have an action-packed stream planned for today on the streets of Bangla You know what? Where are you, many tourists? Yes, many tourists! Very many! Um, oh my God, it's raining as well. Starting to rain. YouTube, no Kick? Yeah, I don't make any money on Kick, so I thought I'd try YouTube. Hope my phone's charging. They said it was. Wow, only 50 viewers on YouTube. Truly is over, isn't it? I can't believe at one point so many people were obsessed with me and then now no one cares. Does my girlfriend know about your channel? Yeah, as if I'm secretly streaming behind her. She thinks I'm just talking to myself. 63. Nice. Let's get to 100. Okay, so I'm looking for something specific. Starts with an M, has 2 S's in it. You want to say hello?

Hello everyone.

You shy? Why are you shy? It's barely anyone here. Come on, let's go.

I don't want.

You what? You don't want what?

I don't want to show on your channel.

Why not? Can't hear a word. What does she think about your channel? She says it's weird. You said my channel is weird?

No.

You like my channel? Best YouTube channel on YouTube, better than PewDiePie. I think it's the best YouTube channel ever. I need some drink.

Yeah, me too.

I need some sugar. I want some sugary drink, like maybe here. 100 baht. Oh no, there's music here. I can't, I can't. There's music. I can't stand near music. No, they're playing music.

What? What do you want to drink?

Uh, cold sweet fruit drink. Cold and sweet.

Okay, fruit or not?

Yeah, fruit. Cold or sweet fruit drink. Goddamn music gonna steal my ad revenue. I hate music. Do you think PewDiePie saw your video? Well, I hope so, otherwise his child is doomed. He needs some advice on how to be a good dad because he's not doing a good job so far. She doesn't care about your videos in the past? Not really, it's a long time ago. You blend in in Thailand. Yeah, it's nice. Don't have, don't have chavvy British kids shouting ni hao at you. I, I definitely don't miss British people. So I want to do this thing, it's called a hammer massage. For some reason YouTube doesn't like it when I use the word massage, you know what I mean?

Give me your lucky—

It's only got 100 baht. You want to put money on my card.

Okay.

It's only 100 baht. Do I miss my cat? My cat's died. They stopped playing me— oh no, they're still playing music. I think it's kind of echoey and distorted that YouTube won't be able to pick it up. It's probably too much background noise anyway, but I don't want to risk it. Wow, I really got confident with the talking in public, didn't I? Before I was really nervous about it, now I kind of don't care. Uh, yeah, my sister got a cat, but I haven't really seen it much. Do I still get a rash on my hands? Yeah, it's getting My throat's gone bad again. See, I gotta put the cream on. It goes away, then it comes back again. I'd say the trick to talking loudly when you're streaming in public is just pretend that everyone else are not real people. Like, they're just— imagine they're like NPC bots. It helps. You got to dehumanize everyone around you to stop caring. Kind of messed up, I guess. Is that fun for Louis?

Yeah.

He's got the dreadlocks, trying to hide them under the hat. Let me know how many people stared right into the camera. I try not to pay attention to it. Where's my drink? We gotta find this, uh, place. So I'm gonna do this thing where they use like a little hammer and they, they massag— because I want to make a video, put it on the second channel, try and do some ASMR— I mean, massag— videos.

Oh, they stopped playing the music.

Oh no, they didn't. You can hear it. Why does your sister look Spanish, not Asian? I don't know. I think she has bigger eyes and her hair is like light brown and wavy. I think if she straightened her hair and dyed it dark brown, she would look way more Asian. When we're in Malaysia She actually went to the hairdresser and she did get it straightened, and she looked really Asian. She got bangs cut as well, and she looked way more Asian than she usually does. How long are you staying in Thailand? Probably like another year, and then I got to get a new visa after my education visa runs out. I don't know what to do. Either I get the Thai Elite Visa or I get married. Oh, what's taking so long? I don't think she's even ordered yet. If I get married again, I got to make a video. You remember the first video? I'm getting married, and then I got like that massive grin on my face, that massive like soy boy grin face with the title I'm getting married. And I'm like, hey guys, so I don't know if it's a good idea or not, but I might get married. What do you think? I don't see what could go wrong.

Hmm.

Yeah, that was a fun time. Those titles were hilarious. It was like, I'm getting married, day 1 of marriage, my wife wants to get divorced, oh, I'm homeless. It was so funny. Getting like 100K views every video. Those were the days. Now I can't even get 5K views. Oh, watch out, your card! Don't show your card. What's wrong?

Internet.

Just use cash. I give you cash. Can't you pay by cash? Where's the drink? You didn't buy the drink yet?

I can't, my card's broken.

Why?

Internet, my internet.

Pay by cash. I got 20 baht.

What? But green?

Oh, maybe get one of those drinks. How much? It's so hard to get a drink. Oh my God, 100 baht. 80 baht. 80 baht for a coconut? That's a rip-off. Coconuts are usually like 60 baht.

5 minutes, let me find it.

Okay, but I need a drink now. 80 baht for a coconut? No way. Coconut should be 50 or 60 baht. I don't know why it's taking so long to get a drink. I need sugar. Oh, we have a fly infestation in our shower. It's disgusting, all these little flies on the roof of the ceiling of the shower. We got some mosquito spray and I just sprayed them all and shut the door, so hopefully that gets rid of them.

I don't know why there's loads of flies.

Around the shower roof ceiling. The problem with coconuts is they're kind of expensive and there's not much liquid inside. The coconut shell is very big, but the cavity inside is not that big, so you don't really get a lot of drink compared to the size of it.

Drain flies.

See, because I keep urinating in the shower. Is that why people say you shouldn't pee in the shower? It's got like mold and stuff growing. Oh, is this free? Oh, what's this?

Emerald soda.

Oh, thanks.

Thank you.

Thank you. Free drink. I don't want to get too close to the music. The music is going to screw me. I can feel my brain, um, soaking up that drink. Why don't I speak Thai? Because my Thai's not good enough yet. Oh, where is she? Roasted coconut, chizu brûlée. Why don't I do animated videos? Because they don't get views and it's a lot of work.

I'm not busting my nuts off it.

2K views. Should I ask for another free drink? Tasted weird. I didn't like it. It was like sour green tea. Damn, that girl's tall. She's like 5'10, taller than Ice's girlfriend. Oh my God, how long have I been streaming? Like 10 minutes. I'm trying to get a drink. Where does it say? 20 minutes ago. Everything feels so hard to do here. Oh my God. I thought Kimberly was taller. I was surprised I'm nearly the same height as her. So do you have any questions for my girlfriend? Her YouTube debut. Is my phone charging? No, it's not. It says it's charging and then it doesn't charge. 88%. Not looking good. I'm just gonna go and get some water. Yeah, I'm 5'9. I don't know why people keep saying I'm short. Her favorite video is when I cheated on Chihiro. Why is it taking so long? She's still showing them her phone. What's going on? Hold on, let me change my charging cable. I think there's something wrong with this cable, maybe. Otherwise the stream's not going to last very long. It should last like 2 hours off, off of the battery. I'm scared to go up there because of the music. She's still showing them her phone. $80 for dinner? Well, it's also like drinks. Uh, trains, taxis, or whatever. It's just a little fun goal I thought we'd aim for. Does she like your fish? Yeah, she likes the shrimp babies. She says we have a family now, a family of shrimp babies. I wonder if people keep coming up to me and standing near me. I can't believe it takes 20 minutes to get a drink. This is insane. I could have just bought a drink here, taken one of these bottles. This is why sometimes you should just do stuff yourself.

Maybe I'll just buy one of those Coca-Colas.

I want a Red Bull energy drink. Oh, why is my battery charger not charging? Hold on. Okay, I switched power banks to the other one. That means I've wasted my money on the big power bank. It's got the little lightning symbol, so it should be good now. So do you have any suggestions what we should do here? I'm still waiting for my drink. What is she doing? Uh-oh, music. Ah, stupid music. It's like when I stand in front of the shop, you can hear it. I can't go near it. Can we get copyright claims straight from the beginning? Oh wow, thanks, Mark. What's the HUF? For your girlfriend, have a nice day. Thanks. Oh, now I'm going to get copyright claimed. Let me check. Is there text-to-speech? I don't think there's text-to-speech, but there's a little pop-up alert.

Okay, it says the stream's monetized.

That's Just gotta avoid music. Well, if I can get this drink and then we get going so something actually happens. What does HUF mean? Huh, I don't even know a country that starts with H. Yeah, I don't know how to set up text-to-speech. I can have like a little popup alert that says your name. Oh my God, where is she? Oh yeah, Hungarian. Hungary, very Generous. Oh my God, where is she? What? Oh my God, what are they doing? Oh, thanks, Super Pups. I hope something interesting happens today. Okay, I think it's charging.

Yeah.

I hate when people stand right behind me. Why don't you just go around me? No, I don't want to get stream sniped. I saw this guy, Swimmer Nick, snipe Sam yesterday and was pretty intense. Like, he looked like Onision. He was really going in hard on him. I could have bought a drink ages ago if I just bought one here. Do I still trade stocks? Yep, I've been buying Chinese Chinese stocks recently. I think China is going to be big. Why not buy a drink now? Because she has probably paid for it. She's doing something. What's she doing? She's not looking at me. Uh-oh, did she take off her mask? I don't think you can see, it's too far away. Where's the drink?

My phone have problem.

You still didn't buy the drink?

I've ordered already, but I can't pay. My money not enough.

Just give Give them cash.

I said not, not money enough.

Yeah, I was going to give you cash and then you walked away.

Here, you give me 20 baht. I think give me just 20 baht.

I can't even buy a drink. This is the worst experience of trying to buy a drink ever.

Oh my God.

Come on, let's just buy a drink. somewhere else. Fed up, for God's sake. Oh wow, thanks Adam Nobby, $5. Drink me. Oh, not the damn music. I think if it's just a few seconds it's okay, but if it's like longer than 20 seconds, I might be in trouble. It's weird when I stand here, you can't hear it. This is so bad. Like, imagine, imagine starting a stream and then we're supposed to be streaming and then you spend half an hour faffing around trying to get a drink. Let's just get one here. Oh my God. They literally have drinks here ready to go. Sorry if this is not very fun, guys. I thought it would take like 2 minutes to get a drink. It's now been 30 minutes trying to get a drink. Oh wow, thanks, Mark! €15!

Wow!

Yeah, try and use the money to do something fun today! Hopefully my battery is charging. 87%. Oh, the little lightning symbol disappeared though! What is wrong with my phone? Don't look up my nose. Hold on. You got the drink? Okay. So long, half an hour.

I can waiting you so long, but you cannot wait me.

Yes, I'm trying to do a livestream.

You have to nice me. Yeah, I wait you, you wait me.

I'm not waiting for you, I'm waiting for the drink.

Oh, okay, you buy more?

No, I'm waiting for you to finish buying the drink. Oh, why doesn't my phone charge?

You have to be nice to people too. Because people are nice to you, you have to be nice to people too, you understand?

I am nice, but it's ridiculous waiting 30 minutes to get a drink.

I waiting you 40 minutes, it's over 1 hour. Which one?

Uh, I don't mind. Okay, trying to charge my phone now. She's mad, stressed out. My phone's not— none of my battery are charging. The iPhone's not charging. Hold on, let me fix— there's nowhere to stand, so many people. Let me stand here. Oh, I don't know, it's not working. None of the batteries are charging. I don't get it. I pressed the battery charger on. Can I have the drink, please? Which one's mine? This one?

Let's go.

Oh my God, I'm so stressed. It's just like It's like a milk, sweet milk with bubbles in it. Uh, so where are the M-A-S-S-A-G-E places? Oh, there's one here.

Thank you.

No, I don't want to go inside a building. I want a place that's on the side of the street. What do you mean I'm being rude? I'm not rude. I just don't understand why it takes so long. Now here's the massage. They don't have. Oh, does he know where? Mai mi. Why mai mi?

Okay.

What did they say? Do they know where to go? It's not raining, is it? It's like slightly raining but not really.

Look, look, heading in.

Probably gonna have to stream alone after this. Wow, I got less viewers than on Kik. 70 viewers. Oh my God, I thought I'd get at least 100.

Very disappointing.

Oh my God, I'm really stressed out about the battery situation. I don't know why it's not charging my stuff. Like, my iPhone's not getting charged either. Everything's plugged in, it's just not charging. Oh no, music! There's music! Quick! If all the places have music, I'm kind of screwed. Where's the bin? Yeah, I don't know why Japan's so much quieter. They have hammer, body mask, foot massage. No, I can't do feet. If you show your feet on YouTube, they age-restrict your video. They think it's like fetish.

Hello, hello, hi.

There's no bin anywhere. Wow, 80 viewers. Famous again. Famous YouTuber. Okay, now I need to get rid of the drink. Is it still very hot in Thailand? It's not too bad today, doesn't feel too hot cuz it's, um, it's cloudy. She's not hiding, she's trying to not get sunburnt. How stocks doing? Not great. All these places they don't do the hammer, the little hammer tapping thingy. Emporium. Isn't this where I tried to find ice? Okay, where do you want to have lunch?

Here. Here.

Is it blood noodles? Well, I'll try and fix my battery and she can have lunch. Where can we sit? Can't sit.

Hello, welcome.

No, thank you.

No.

Wow, that was aggressive facial. Guys, it's not a very wise idea to be saying you're going to make a fake police report. You know they can track you and it's against the law.

See what you wanna— you wanna do, uh, facial massage?

How? How do they do it?

Get my.

What?

You can?

No. Why?

Because maybe has to. You wanna try six hundred baht? Up to you.

Um.

Got tay baby. Got tay máy hộp gói ba.

I wanna do the hammer.

Ah, hammer.

Doc sand.

Okay. Mà cái này là cái hàng này là.

Okay, mods, ban this Black is Beautiful person. They seem unhinged. Hide user. I banned him already. Saying dumb stuff.

Huh?

They say call the police.

Who?

Don't know, stupid viewer.

Call police for what?

Don't know, because they're idiots.

Call police for what?

I don't know, because they're stupid.

Up to them.

I didn't do anything wrong.

Ignore them.

Just having a drink and walking around.

Yeah, don't scare. We didn't do wrong.

No, I don't want— what? What's that? Dentist? No. For what? Braces?

Show you nice fish.

Maybe later.

Okay.

Where are you going?

Go back, uh, into the side.

Why?

Go to side. Look my side for you. Okay.

Okay, ban this person too. Why do you want to get banned? I'm just going to ban you if you say dumb stuff. Yeah, I am. I'm banning anyone. You say anything about the police, you're banned. I need to get rid of this. Where?

Give me.

Where's the bin?

I didn't eat, I didn't drink.

You didn't ask for any. How am I on battery doing? 85%. I think it's charging. I don't know, I think it's like slow charging. I don't know if we can find the hammer thing.

No.

I saw the hammer thing before, but I forgot where it was. It's like the wooden hammer and they hammer your back with it. I looked it up on Google Maps, it doesn't show anything. You just get like these luxury spa treatment places. Buy a hammer? No, I want the authentic real experience. Oh wow, thanks, fish-shaped waffle. Even my iPhone's not charging. This stupid cable doesn't do anything. I don't get it. She's trying to find it now on Google. I saw this one guy, he did a video. It's like a cup suction cup massage. It looks disgusting. It sucks your skin and your flesh up into this cup, makes you go all red. It looks so painful. I've got 2 power banks in my bag and different cables, and none of them seem to charge my stuff. Unless it is charging, but it's just like slow charging. I'm thirsty again. That drink didn't really help. I want to do face massage as well, but I don't know, the face massage is like 1 hour. Can't we just do 30 minutes? I don't want to sit there for one— you guys will find it boring for 1 hour. What'd they say?

Um, uh, 1,000 baht, half hour, 500 baht.

Half hour?

Yeah.

For hammer?

Yeah.

Really?

Yeah.

Where is it?

Uh, we have to book first.

Book?

Yeah, but 1 hour at 5 PM because, uh, okay then, yeah, many people do that.

Okay, maybe you want to book it and then we get lunch.

Okay, lunch and dinner time.

Did you book it?

Yeah, I booked already.

Oh, okay. I think we do, uh, 30 minutes. 1 hour too long. Oh, thanks, Dirt McGirt. Oh my God. Vampire facial. What? What's that? Oh my God, Pia's here hating on me just because I ignored her. Wow, 100 viewers! Finally back in the triple digits, famous again. Okay, so the plan is she will get lunch and then we are going to go for the hammer massage. Still no seat. Yeah, can do if we can get a table. Sit next Can't we sit over there? What about over there? No, it's chicken noodle. You don't want chicken noodle?

Sit here.

Yeah, you sit over there. Okay, sit with these strangers.

Where can I put my phone?

Where in Thailand are you? In Bangkok. What?

Finished. Finished?

Why didn't they tell us in the first place? Oh, why didn't they say they're finished before we sat down. What do you mean finished? It's only 4:00.

Yeah, finished, finished. No, no have meat. No meat.

The restaurant ran out of food? Why does it smell like wings? How can a restaurant run out of food? Hold on.

Famous.

Famous? Why is everything famous? Okay, not as famous as me. Today is not going well. Is he— that actually his girlfriend? No, I'm just following a random woman. Of course it's my girlfriend. What? They said, are you really my girlfriend?

Why not?

I don't know, they're being silly today. People are being silly.

Actually, we're just friends.

Oh yeah? What's with the silliness tonight? Um, you know the place you booked? Is it— what kind of place is it like? Does it look like this?

Yeah.

Look like that? Wow, 60 baht. Cheap.

I can see.

What?

So cheap. You want to eat here?

I don't want to eat. I already ate. I had spaghetti. Do I have a Discord? Yep, but it's only linked in one video. You have to find the video to get the link. Yeah, my battery bank is not charging my iPhone at all. When we sit down, I'll be able to fix it. If we can find a place to eat. What about down there? What's down there?

Watch out behind you.

Uh-oh. Music, go back. It's just hot stone and foot. You can hear Lady Gaga. Not gonna let the big corporations steal my ad revenue. God, the hell is that? Is that a man or woman? That man looked naked. Or was it a woman? Where is the massage place? Is it nearby? Is it nearby?

No, far from here.

Far? We should go there and eat there.

No have good food there.

What? How far?

20 minutes.

20 minutes? How? Train? How do we get there? By taxi. Why don't you get a burger?

I don't like burger.

You don't like burger?

Yeah.

What? How can you not like burger?

Why not?

You don't like burger?

It's okay, but today I don't want burger. Okay.

Oh, I came here by myself, remember, last year. It was my first stream in Thailand in October, and I think I came here and then I bought that selfie stick. I bought a selfie stick for my phone.

Oh, you did?

Oh, music, quick! Despacito, definitely copyright claim me. Despacito copyright claim PewDiePie. Too much music.

Yeah.

Do you remember PewDiePie did a Despacito cover? I think they striked him or something. Oh, I hate music. A lot of Muslims here.

Taxi?

You want to get a taxi to the massage place?

Yeah.

Okay, but can you tell him don't play music?

Okay.

Thank you.

Taxi time.

Okay, I'm gonna try this now.

Try. Don't bite. Don't bite Leo's leg. Try. So, from this side. Keep it through. How long does it take? 15 minutes.

15?

Okay.

Why did you hop in a taxi? Because the massage place is far away. I'll show outside the window. Wait, we're going to Sukhumvit?

Uh, just nearly.

You must. Maybe ice is there.

Ice is far away. Stay far away. I got too hot today, right?

Yeah, I'm not sure. Maybe.

Ice in it already?

Finished what?

Bangkok.

No, I don't know. He said this week they'll find out. This week you were in the Arab area of Bangkok. Oh, that's why there's so many Muslims. There's an area here where everyone is Muslim and Indian and like Sikh with the turban. It's like stepping into a different country. What are you guys talking about? Oh my God, you guys going on about cheating again? Daniel's creepy using filters. There's no filters. This is a livestream. You can't put filters on a livestream. Maybe if you're using, like, a computer program on a desktop, but not from a phone. My skin looks good. Like real life? My skin look good. My skin does look really good. When I met Ice, he, he put the camera really close to my face and you could see my skin.

Yeah.

You saw? He put the camera right in my face.

Don't worry.

And then you could see all my, my blemishes. He does that a lot. He got this camera where you can zoom and he was zooming really close into Deepak's face.

Because you let him zoom in.

He does it to everyone.

Why you not cross Cross my face? Yeah.

I don't know.

Say with him, don't do that.

Well, he already did it. It's too late now.

Just next time.

No more next time.

If you don't want to do it, you have to say it with your friend.

I knew he was going to do it because he always does it. I feel like at least he didn't have his zoom camera. Camera when I met him. It was zooming in on Deepak's nostril, and you can like see the pores on his face.

There are people outside.

Yeah.

But you never scare me.

Yeah, I scare you every day.

Never.

It's not that I'm scared, it's just— Ice sniped him.

Khun Mai ken chai.

What?

Khun Mai ken chai.

I can't snipe Ice and then start telling him what to do. I shouldn't have sniped him in the first place if I complain. Why is the whole chat just like 5 people talking about pier?

I came here before. It's near I was playing, I was playing tennis here, but no more.

You did what? Tennis?

Tennis.

Tennis?

Tennis.

Tennis?

Yeah.

What's that?

Training. Train. I'm training here.

Oh, training.

Yeah. How many people look at you, watching you?

90.

90? Oh my God, just 90. Yep, bye. Just 2 people.

What? What do you mean just 2 people? There's 90 people.

Yeah, not really. Why people like to watching you?

I don't know, cuz I'm handsome.

Mhm.

Yeah, I used to get 500 baht. Oh, a hotel, right? Where?

I know.

Oh, Holiday Inn, right? Yeah, when we first met.

Yeah, yeah, they support me.

And there's 7-Eleven.

Holiday.

Holiday, yeah. Long time ago.

See, how many days?

I think I booked it for 10 days.

10 days.

And then we traveled around.

That time is terrible for me, like homeless.

Mhm, it was stressful.

Yeah, don't know, it's— oh my God, 9 months ago.

Does YouTube pay really support your life? Well, yeah, no one else is. I mean, nothing else is. I made, I made $30 on Twitch and then $24 on Kick and about $1,000 on YouTube.

How many— how many money— how much money you can make money from YouTube?

Depends how many views you get. It depends. If you get lots of views, you make lots of money. If you don't get many views, don't get much money. I used to make a lot of money, like $2,000.

If you want more viewers, you have to be fun— funny. Really?

I think I'm funny.

And laugh like this.

Well, they used to think I was funny and then they got bored. I don't know why. My viewers used to think I was funny.

Because you're not funny.

Yeah, that's, that's why I was funny.

You do everything boring.

Yeah, because I would say silly stuff with a straight face.

That you're showing him.

You're not listening.

Boring.

Yeah, that's my joke, that I'm bored all the time, and then I do weird stuff and I have a straight face. That was my thing. It's called Deadpan. Maybe my thing was I would say dumb stuff like, oh, love doll better than real women.

Oh, you love doll?

It's not real, it's just like trolling. And then people would think I was being serious because I didn't have—

yeah, a face, facial expression. Yeah, especially with your future Never one know you trolling or lying or do the real. I don't know.

It's called acting.

I think ninety percent is real.

Imagine thinking anything on my channel is real.

Yeah, right, right. Okay.

Finished?

60 baht.

I gave you 1,000 baht. Can you use that?

I gave back to you.

You gave it back to me?

Yeah.

Really?

Yeah.

I forgot.

I thought I got 15. Finish.

Here. Hey, why is my bag weird? Oh, here, hold on. Hard to get my phone back in the bag strap. Okay, um, so the plan is I'm gonna get the hammer massage and then she's gonna film it. Hopefully does a good job and then we'll get a million views on YouTube as my massage.

Not over there. Okay, okay.

I'm not going to take my clothing off.

We have time, 1 hour maybe.

Can you get some food?

Yeah.

When I do the massage, do I have to take off my shirt? I don't want to.

Why not?

I don't want to take off my shirt. Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, I know.

I don't want to take off my clothing. I'm shy. I don't think you need to. I saw videos, people wearing clothing.

Maybe it's us.

Why don't you get a sandwich?

So you're Thai only? So how much?

Thirsty again. It's probably expensive around here. Yeah, this place is empty. What's— how much? How much?

There's no— around here.

180 baht?

Yeah.

Oh my God, that should be like 40 baht. 200 baht? That should be like a 50 baht dish. They charge— and they're playing music. Let's go. That should be like a 50 baht meal, not 200. If you ever come to Thailand, do not, do not stay in Sukhumvit. It's a tourist trap. Everything is super expensive. Yeah, so that's why I say if you come to Thailand, don't come here. should stay somewhere else. But for some reason, every time people come to Thailand, they stay in Sukhumvit. Even me. Oh, it's raining. Wow, look at these wires. If something goes wrong, how do they fix it? So confusing.

Phúc Dương.

Korean Chinese restaurant. Oh my God, you guys are so boring! Why are you just chatting about rubbish? Can't you chat about what I'm doing? What the hell is this chat?

I'm gonna have to ban all of you.

Go back to the Discord server and talk about this. Why is my chat just full of people talking about random girls?

Cat cafe. What?

Oh, cats. No, I don't want to go to another cat cafe. You're not doing anything? I never do anything. Most of my streams are just me in front of my computer, but usually the chat's not like this. Usually the chat's like asking me questions. The hell is up with today? It's like, it's not what I regularly have as my chat.

I don't hear you.

Well, this is why I had lunch before we came out, so this wouldn't happen, because we're supposed to be doing the massage, not trying to find food. And the weather's getting kind stormy. It must be connected to that monsoon in Japan. There's a big typhoon coming to Japan. I think it's having some kind of effect here as well. Do something! We're going to the hammer place, the massage. Are you glad you aren't in Japan? I don't really care about being in Japan anymore. Japan's boring. I watched Gary and Sam in Japan for a bit and it's not really interesting. Ice Poseidon's girlfriend said I seem innocent and shy, but really I'm not. What's she trying to say? She was saying I have this facade of being like a sweet guy, but in reality I'm not very sweet. Is that what she's saying? Did you make up with Deepak? No, but it's funny because they're all, they're all hating on him on Ice's Discord. Like, they're sharing video clips Of him being a scammer. What? Uh, no, I don't have any more coins. How much do you need?

20 baht.

Are you sure you gave me the money?

Okay, don't worry, I will transfer.

Can you check your bag? Because where is it?

I didn't pay anything. Yeah, keep in the bag. No, don't take.

I don't see the change because where is it?

I didn't use your money.

I keep I thought you used the 1,000 baht. I don't know, I'm confused. I thought I gave you 1,000 and then you didn't give it back. I've only got 1,000. We're going to be standing here for half an hour getting food now. We gotta go, it's raining. It's starting to rain a lot. Well, I'm gonna stand over here. Oh my God.

Hey!

Why does it just randomly rain all the time?

I don't know.

Finish.

All right.

Motion massage. It's a kind of— whole body. Okay, my phone's getting wet. I think my phone's waterproof, but I'm scared it's gonna get in the charging port. Oh my God, it's raining. What happened?

I don't know.

There's more going on in the chat than the stream. I don't know what you guys are talking about. Some girl I banged like 4 years ago. Yeah, it's kind of funny how much Sam Pepper's channeled that in. 2 million subs. The guy didn't make a fan base at all. Like, he was good at making viral videos, but he didn't make a fan base or community at all. I mean, look at LeafyIsHere. That guy went viral like 4 years ago, but he's still got a massive fan base. Where do you want to eat? Oh, hey homeless, how are you going? I mean, what's it doing? I mean, how are you?

I'm doing just fine.

I saw you on the phone with Sam Pepper when that Nick guy showed up. That Nick guy looks crazy. I'm glad he didn't snipe me when I was in Japan. Is it this way? You never met up with me? I was a bit scared. And then my girlfriend came to Japan, so I had to end my streams. That Nick guy looks like Onision. He looks just like Onision. It's crazy how similar he looks and sounds and speaks. Same age as well, I think.

I don't know how to cross over there.

Over here? Oh, why is this river— oh my God, it smells like sewage. This water's black. This water definitely has dead stuff in it. The water's black. What the hell is that? That is the blackest water I've ever seen. Yeah, it looks like oil is being created from all the dead birds or whatever's in there. They're creating, um, Fossil fuel. That is completely black. That's crazy. Oh my God, it's raining. Atom Clinic. Oh my God, are we here?

I broke my side.

Isn't it here? Atom Clinic. How long are you streaming today? Probably like another 2 hours, between 1 and 2 hours. I want to do this massage and film it for my second channel. I'm making an ASMR massage channel. This place is weird.

Oh my God, no!

Uh-oh, this looks like someone's house. Well, we have to go on the street to get to it, not in this garden. I want to make like an ASMR channel, like— give me a break, man, mate. You know, like hair treatment, shaving, but I don't have a beard.

Oh my God, it's windy.

Storm's coming. Homeless, did you see me snipe Ice? It was funny. I snuck up on him. That was the funniest thing the whole year. And then he took me to his hotel and grilled me about cheating. It's kind of sad. That's like the most exciting day of the whole year. This year's been quite eventful. When it rains, Bangkok does feel a bit like Japan. I feel like there's Japan vibes. You've what?

Wrong GPS.

Wrong GPS?

Yeah, someone is like, go to supermarket.

Supermarket? What about the massage place?

Yeah, massage.

Where is it? Oh my God, it's raining a lot.

How far are we?

My phone's gonna get wet. I'll try and cover the phone. Oh no. I'm getting wet. Can we walk a bit faster? Just a 5% increase.

This way?

Oh my God.

Wait here.

She'll just ignore me and keep walking. Whatever. Did she even sit? She's not even stopping. Where you going? Oh, why did she go over there?

I'm gonna get soaked.

Go, go, go! How far is it?

100 meters.

Just wait here for a bit. I'm gonna get soaked. Oh my God. My phone's all wet. Uh, we're trying to get to this massage place. Oh, she's eating. I'll stand over here then. There's a lot of massage places, but they don't have the hammer massage. They just got like a normal body massage. Oh, so I saw a guy on YouTube make a video. He got 3 million views. doing this hammer massage, so I got my GoPro to film a video. Will you go back to England? I have to go back next June for my sister's wedding, but I don't think I'll go back for Christmas. I don't really want to go back twice. England's kind of boring. I'll just be in my mom's house. No, I don't think I'll go back for Christmas. It's too expensive. Typhoon in Japan now. It feels like typhoon's here as well. Why is it called a Typhoon in Japan but a monsoon in Thailand, and then a hurricane in America, but in the UK it's called a storm. Why is it a different word for every country? Isn't it the same thing? Monsoon, typhoon, hurricane, storm. What else is there? I remember the typhoons in Japan were really bad. You would have to like hide in your house for the whole day and stock up on food, and then everyone rushes to the Family Mart to buy food and all the food is gone, and then the power goes out. The power went out when I was there, 2018 typhoon. And we were sitting in the darkness eating Family Mart food. People seem to dislike Deepak more now. Yeah, but I don't think they'll forgive me for saying, imagine crying over your mum dying. It's kind of hard to come back from that. Deepak's a literal scammer though. He works in a scam office scamming tourists, so I don't know how they defend him or support him. Yeah, Deepak's boring. I don't get it. Why is Kick pushing him so much. They gave him a Kick deal. I think he— I don't know how much he got paid, probably like a million. Kick is pretty generous when they give people a deal. Oh my God, it's raining really heavily now. The problem is Ice, Ice would think I'm boring because I don't talk much, so I'm not really good content for him unless I do something crazy, which I probably won't. This is like ASMR rain.

ASMRing.

The only thing I can milk out of you is cheating. Yeah, there's not really much else. I mean, that's why he asked me, tell me something interesting about you that's not about cheating, and I couldn't think of anything.

It's raining.

I'm not really much content if my own community got bored of me. Oh, what's that?

This skin pork.

Pork skin?

Yeah, pork skin. And this one, uh, they ferment pork.

Pork what?

Ferment.

Ferment? What's that? Fermented pork?

Yeah, fermented.

What, like kimchi?

Yeah.

Oh, fermented pork.

And this Rice, make a circle, make a circle.

Make what? A circle?

Make like a meatball, make a circle and fry.

Weird.

We need to get— yeah.

I think I'll pass. Now we're stuck here.

Did you see, um, Chinese girl standing with me? She ordered before me. She eat, eat, she My friend ordered this for the first time in her life.

Yeah.

But she never know this spicy.

Ah, is it spicy?

Yeah, so spicy.

A lot of chili.

Yeah, but not much people eat it in India.

Surprise, that building there is so ugly, just like a concrete block.

You understand the number and alphabet on the text, so you can take the photo. G...

W... GX. Those Japanese people, those people are Japanese.

What?

The people next to me are Japanese. I just realized. You probably can't hear them.

You know, the name of city of Thailand is Bangkok, right? Have another name. It's called Kung Thep.

Yeah.

You know this?

I know. Yeah. Kung Thep.

Yeah. This Kung Thep.

Ah yeah. Kung Thep Mana Khan.

Yeah, oh, you can read it.

Yeah, a little bit. Only English people call it Bangkok. Thai people don't call it Bangkok. Why do we call it Bangkok? It's called Krung Thep.

Actually, JCC have very wrong name. It's like a song. Why so long? Yeah.

I saw before. That is a long name. why we decided to call it Bangkok when it's not called that here. Probably because Gruntheb is hard to pronounce for English people. It's like they came here and said, nah, Gruntheb is too hard to pronounce, let's just call it Bangkok, innit, mate? It's a lot easier.

Traffic jam.

What?

Traffic jam.

Traffic jam?

Yeah. Can you tell the time when this car move? How many time can move? Maybe you come 10 minutes.

Yeah. Well, this is a fun stream, sitting on the street curb watching the rain.

When you're finished, can you walk?

Still pretty heavy, still a lot of rain.

Okay, where do you leave it?

My phone will get wet. We're gonna go to the hammer place now. When you finish eating— when you finish eating, we'll go.

Finish.

You finish? There's still half of it left. See, not good.

It's okay, but spicy and don't favorite.

There's some pretty messed up trolls here today. I had to ban 2 already. Very unhinged people. What did I miss? You missed the black river water of sludge. And you miss walking. Just waiting for this rain to finish and then we can get going. What if I put the black water into my fish tank, introduce some new life. Show the face.

Secret.

Walk.

Walk?

Are you sure?

Battery.

Battery? Uh, hold on. Here, put your phone in my bag.

Okay.

Watch out, watch out, charging. We made $32 so far, 1,000 baht. 500 baht for 1 hour? No, I made 1,000 baht today.

Wow.

But we're gonna spend it all on the massage and the train. And the taxi and the drink. So IRL, it's not very profitable, unfortunately. Where's she going? Wait, wait for me! Wait, it's still raining! Okay, let's go.

Hey, hey!

Walk faster. It looks like you got a tail.

Why you not tell me?

I thought that's the fashion. I thought that's how it's supposed to be.

Next time, help me.

I didn't even know. I thought it's supposed to be fashion.

I said next time, help me.

Oh, I don't know what your fashion is supposed to look like.

Next time, help me.

Okay. Oh, Terminal 21. Is it in Terminal 21?

Yeah.

It's not really what I had in mind. I thought it's going to be like street massage. There's probably going to be music in here. Oh, Japanese people! Did you hear the Japanese? The problem with the Japanese is they speak very quietly. It's actually very hard to hear what they're saying. They kind of whisper to each other.

Oh.

They're not like Koreans or Chinese. Is it lagging? I wouldn't imagine they had the hammer massage here. Is it streaming? I think it's okay. Maybe it's like switching over to the shopping mall boosters or whatever. Press 1 if it's working.

I think it's back.

Audio is effed. Oh, this is what was happening in Japan. Wait, I need to reconnect it. Hold on. Is it okay now? This is what was happening in Japan.

Maybe, maybe—

What?

Maybe I will do massage because you no have pain.

Excuse me, stop. I need to—

Okay.

For this. You want to do the massage?

Actually, I don't want, but because you know have the point, you pain, point pain.

Why do I need pain to get a massage?

This special massage used for pain only, not pain, not relax.

Does it hurt?

You have to something with pain.

It's just straight back.

Where you can.

Uh, I don't have pain.

Yeah, that's right.

Do you have pain?

Right here, sit here.

I think it'll be—

Pain here.

And you're pain up the backside?

And my heart. Why?

You have a loving boyfriend. No need pain. I think the video would be better if you're in it, not me, because I'm better at filming with the angles and stuff. I think it's better if you get it, not me. Then I'll take the video. So I didn't really want to come to a shopping mall. I want to do like street-side massage.

Because it's raining and it's far away from here.

Yeah, okay, whatever. As long as they got the hammer thing.

Oh, what's that smell?

Are you allowed to film at the massage place?

Yeah.

Are we allowed to film? Oh, toxin massage.

15 minutes.

You want to do 15 minutes?

After you. Oh, 30 minutes.

Why don't we both do it?

You want me do this massage or you want to do by yourself?

You do, then I do. We both do it. Can what?

You can show your real work. Okay. What are they doing?

Why are they touching?

Okay, and that's all. Yeah.

What's the plan? What are we doing? Fifteen.

No, thirty minutes.

Why thirty?

For me only. Ah. You okay?

And I do fifteen.

Ah, okay.

But I want to try.

Okay, and try fifteen minutes. You fifteen minutes. Okay. Try. Tại anh ấy cứ cho lên lên ba mươi gram thôi. Mấy lên lâu rồi thăm đâu lâu rồi thăm chứ? Nào cả. Không không ổn. Mấy mi tụt cuộn này nữa. Oh, that's okay. What?

Okay, let her do 30 minutes. She can, she can do 30. I want to do 15. I feel like 30 minutes is kind of long though. You want to just sit there watching For 30 minutes getting hammered. I don't know what they're showing on the phone. I don't want to accidentally dox something. Why are they talking so much? Take the money and let us in. I hope they don't take the clothing off. There's music. Oh, it's over here. Look, you lie down on these beds. How can I film that? Ah, that music's gonna screw me. I don't think I can avoid the music.

Hey, you pay what? 500 baht for 2 people. See this pass for us? Tell them turn the music off, mute the sound. Thank you, thank you so much. Yeah, I guess In the same time, or me first? I want to film you.

I want to film you.

Okay, you don't get naked? My bag only. Okay.

Imagine if my GoPro wasn't charged. Okay, start now.

What's in there? What?

Okay, this is the traditional Thai hammer massage.

Does it hurt? Not hurt.

You said jet.

Uh, yeah, my jet. Is it nice? It's still weird.

Weird? Bad weird or good weird?

Um, not so so not not good not bad. It's okay. She said with your viewer, she talking with your viewer.

Terminal 21.

Yeah, yeah. Good for, good for na kha. Um, if there, if and boy, if and boy, a beauty, beauty shop.

Should I do it too?

It looks fun.

I can't show feet on YouTube. Why?

Because just normal massage cannot help them for relax. This technique can help them more relax. I feel sick though. Oh my God. It is a frog position.

Yeah, yeah.

She said I'm not abnormal frog because my leg is abnormal.

I don't think I can show that. I can't show her. She's hammering her bum.

You're not shy?

I'm not shy.

She's hammering her palm. She want shopping my wallet for to do the—

huh?

She said, she, she said joking. She shopping my leg.

Shopping, shopping.

Yeah, shop, shop, shop. For to do for make her good. Yeah. How many size do you have?

Uh, 10.

10? Yeah.

The pose is too sexual.

I saw on YouTube, on YouTube.

The pose is very.

Very sexual.

Wait, let me put you down here. I don't know, I want to get some angles, but— Hello. Why is she hammering her bum? Wait until they move up the body, sticking it right up her bum. Yeah.

You can't drink cold drink? Yeah. Why?

Why is it all focused around her bum?

She said it hurts.

She's getting hammered in the bum. Yeah, I don't think I want to do it.

Hi, boss. Hello. Hello.

9 PM.

Did you see?

It looks scary. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it.

No, I, I love this position. Nice. I love this position. I really like soup. I like it. Oh my God.

What?

Long là đầm này. Long là đầm này. Chặt hai nào? Chặt hai luôn. Chặt hai luôn. Sẽ hả? Biết.

Uh, yeah, I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it.

Yeah, you can try.

No, I don't.

I have 15 minutes.

I give you 15 minutes.

I said, I said to her already.

No, I don't want to.

Why not?

I'm scared. Not scared.

Try. You took me here.

This is my present.

No.

I pay your massage, your present.

I want give you too.

No. I didn't know they do like a chiropractor thing.

Yeah?

It's like chiropractor.

Yeah, yeah, it's like chiropractor.

I thought they'd just do the hammer. Finished?

Oh, okay.

I don't want to do it. I didn't know you get twisted and stuff.

You!

What? No, I don't want to. It looked painful. No, not same length.

Yeah, she said so.

Why you keep walking around in circles?

Oh my God, I like this. Wow, surprises!

When they feel okay, I'll do it for you later.

You see, and you see. Okay, okay, better.

Uh, yeah, better. I think so. I don't want to do it.

No, you have to do it.

Why?

Come on.

I'm standing.

No, you try.

Wait.

Oh, feel better. Feel better.

What?

My— she said it's not Balan. Oh my God. Si, si, si. Oh my God.

Check.

I believe. I believe. My feet stink. Wow. Wonderful, wonderful. You, he's nice.

Finished?

Yeah, he nice.

Oh my God, are you sure she's nice?

Did you, did you hurt?

No.

Quick sound, quick sound. Did you see? Oh my God, oh my God. Oh my God, did you see?

I better get some Super Chats if I do it.

Good. Yeah, you keep fighting.

You hold— okay, this, that's the stream, and this—

Can I show you first?

Yeah. Maybe stand there or sit here.

Can sit here?

Can stand there.

Okay, keep, keep, keep me. And your glasses.

Glasses. Yeah.

Hello, hello. Hello. I don't understand which one you—

Wait, you didn't press record. Oh, it's not recording there.

And this one?

That's— don't press anything. That's okay.

You want soft?

Yeah, soft.

Medium. Okay, yeah, okay. What you feeling?

Relax.

Relax. Maybe— oh, don't know. Relax.

Don't know how to relax.

Just relax. Are you feeling now?

It's okay.

Oh my God! Sorry. Oh, I need my spray. I forgot my spray. Open your mouth, babe. Hey, you baby, you still have life? Yeah. Do you have allergy?

No, no allergy.

You pan your shoulder? No, no. Okay, I'm playing like that.

Relax, babe.

Baby, you scared? You feeling scared? Ha, survive. Survive, do sức survive tua. You can sleep, he said. Oh, you sleepy? You want sleep? lắng tàu bận nôn nhỉ giúp lên là hả giúp giúp trên phòng thế nên ba chàng mì càng lo không tới dài mà nuột lời được qua không có đơn hàng không cho nuột để không mấy cây tổ không có ba thả tổ tổ là có thịt chay là What are you feeling? Hello. Hello. Why you not scream? She said this side have a problem. You can hear or not?

No.

I like this pose. What do you feel? Good? Okay, I think relax. Okay. Yeah, I feel you. Ready? Come back. Oh, you sleep.

Do what?

Back, turn back. Oh, your phone down. Oh, that your phone or not? Yeah. Okay. I love you. Oh, you sleep. Sleepy, sleep. She she said you didn't have a problem, but my body is so hot.

Why were you?

Dreaming so much because I'm more tan and I have problem at my back. She, she can, she can help people have a syndrome like a back syndrome. Okay, finish, babe. Finish. Yeah. Okay. Oh, you give free time for you. Okay. Move, move, move. Not sit. Is— oh my God. Uh, turn, turn, turn back near her. Not turn. You near her. Move, move, move back. Move back. Move back near her. This is a position. Okay. Look at your face. Hey, you feel good?

Yeah. Mhm. Cute you.

Not cute. Relaxation. Feel good? Good. Okay, you check. You go home.

Finish.

Leave in the bag.

Thank you. Thank you.

So what do you hear? How to— what do you hear?

Thank you.

What you feeling? Good?

Yeah.

Yeah, she nice. Maybe invite your viewer come here.

Where are my glasses?

Oh, over, over here. It with my like ice ice something.

Ice came here?

Yeah.

Really?

No, I mean invite.

Oh, ask him to come here.

Yeah. Shit. Yeah, with you. I feel the same, really. Is it streaming? You want to show her?

If you want, up to you.

What tea is this?

I like this tea. Aroy, aroy.

You want more or no? Yeah, khanh. Pen more setim. Wow.

Yes.

What is that?

Carrot.

Did you see my phone? Um, no.

Oh, thanks, Blood Bucket. It was okay, I guess. Did my girlfriend film it well?

What's that? He he have a disease, have a problem with his back, like a toe toe back. Nên là nên lắng cặp tay.

Ah.

Đến hết. Hmm. Flat flat back now. A lot of tattoos. Okay, thank you. What? Uh, no, uh.

Finish.

Thank you.

Thank you. Sit down.

Give you.

You give to me.

Okay.

Oh, okay. Oh wow, thanks. All right, thanks, blood. Um, did I get off? It was okay. Why were you screaming so much? I thought it was really— I think she did it more to you. I think she did it soft on me.

Yeah, I have a syndrome, back pain syndrome. I said, because I had an accident, you remember?

Yeah, yeah. I thought it was really painful, but it was okay apart from when She cracked my back, which felt weird. They said you didn't do a good job with the filming. Let me check. It looks okay. Can't really see me. Can't see my body. She didn't do the thing that she did to you where she, she like grabbed you and then twisted your whole body?

Yeah.

With your elbow?

She didn't hit you?

Yeah.

Because you just relaxed?

Yeah.

You didn't have a syndrome like me? I feel good.

Do you feel better?

Yeah, I feel better.

I feel the same, to be honest.

Because you just relaxed.

Oh, they didn't do the hard one for me.

Let's show your viewers. He didn't do anything.

I like the hammer. I like the hammer on my legs. I like the hammer. Maybe we get yakiniku. You want yakiniku?

Okay, yay! Yesterday I do— I made my way.

Do they?

Yeah. Why?

I make for you.

I made, I made not a lot. I made not a lot.

Yeah, it's interesting. All right, the UK London bus. like my home.

Yeah, you miss your home?

Not really. Oh yeah, British, British in it, just like home. I like this, um, shopping center. It's like an airport. Oh, this is Japanese. Imagine Majinga. What's majinga? What is that? She's in a better mood now. Yeah, I think she seems better. Where's yakiniku?

I don't know.

Not here? I was scared. I thought she was gonna like break my body. I think she went soft on me, gentle. Maybe there's a yakiniku here. Are you having floods over there? Not sure. The rain wasn't too bad. I think it stopped raining.

How much?

I want beer. Beer room. How much did I spend today? Spent, uh, 500. The massage was 500 for 2 people. Not bad.

30 minutes.

Not bad. I like to— when They hammered my foot. I'm in the midst of a typhoon here. I kind of like the typhoons. It's romantic. You stock up on 7-Eleven food, buy some candles for the, for the power cut that's probably going to happen. I remember the whole town or city power went out and it was just pitch black dark. And then we had candles. It's like very romantic, huddling, cuddling in the dark. I didn't get hammered in the bum like she did. Why didn't she hammer my bum? They, they put the hammer right up your bum crack. I had to pan the camera away because it looked— just looked kind of wrong. She hammered the top of my bum but not like in the crack, which I was looking forward to.

Yeah, it was That felt interesting.

Maybe next time I'll do like the full body massage thing, 60 minutes oiled up. Shabu-shabu?

Yes.

Well, I want like the grill and they cook the food like Japanese style, like this. This is like yakiniku. Is it yakiniku? How much? 2,000 baht.

Wow. That's really pricey.

Maybe we get that. 400.

And you? Oh yeah, it's okay.

So 800 for 2 people?

Yeah, this includes tax.

Ah, I don't like tax.

500 for one piece.

How much for beer? What about this place? This place is cheaper. They have beer?

Yeah.

Uh, how much? 1,000 baht. It's like the— 1,000 baht in US dollars?

$28.

$28. Okay, yeah.

$30.

It's like $30. Kind of expensive.

Have a taste. Which one?

Chang. Chang.

130.

Yeah, okay.

Go to toilet first.

Toilet, okay. $30.

Hmm.

That's kind of the price you have to pay for yakiniku. Basically going to blow all the money I made on today's stream on yakiniku. Oh well. The cheapest yakiniku I saw was like 350 for yakiniku, but then like 380 including tax. Why do they put the price without tax? Eat in the food court. Yeah, you can get like $2 meal at the food court. Did you give up on Kix? Yeah, I don't make any money on it and people don't watch. People don't watch unless you're like friends with Ice. If you're not friends with Ice and you're not like one of the CX streamers, then no one watches. Your classmate is here?

Who?

Chris Broad? Best friend. But I want yakiniku. If you want yakiniku, I don't think you can get it without spending like $30, $25, because it's all-you-can-eat buffet. Slight cane down to 200 viewers. Yeah, Bong Bong gets like 50 viewers. Only Deepak Suspenders and Sam Pepper and Gary get a lot of viewers, and they're like Ice's best friends, aren't they? Gary's like Ice's best friend. Deepak's like Ice's kind of best friend. I don't know what that relationship is about. It's just Seems like a weird superficial fake friendship, the whole Deepak thing. Sam and Ice have streamed together for years, since like 6 years ago, so... So I would have to like hang out with Ice a lot to get a lot of viewers, which I don't really want to. Maybe I'll film the yakiniku with the GoPro, put it on the second channel. ASMR yakiniku experience. I was scared I was gonna fart during the massage thing, so I got some gas. Felt kind of nice being pressed and stuff. I think she went to the toilet. I kind of need the toilet too, actually. Hold on, I need a toilet.

Yeah, also David, come here. Better come here.

Why?

Because they have more.

But I want yakiniku.

Okay, I said because they have more.

They got more yakiniku? Do they have cheaper yakiniku?

Maybe.

You know, Aka is like 380, 350. It's not much cheaper. Oh wait, my hotspot's not working. Wait, one of my SIMs went off. I gotta reconnect it. Testing.

Testing.

Oh, thanks, Blood Bucket. Yakiniku. Yeah, one yakiniku. Yakiniku fans.

Seafood.

Don't like seafood.

What's that?

On the Table. Is that a Japanese restaurant? Onza Teburu. Never saw that in Japan before.

On the Table is Thai food.

But why is it Japanese?

I don't know, but Thai food.

Thai food in a Japanese cafe. What? What? Oh, yakiniku. This one looks more fancy though. Yeah, it looks more premium. Oh my God, that's more— it's like 600.

It's not include tax.

Include tax? 576. This one's more expensive.

650.

650?

Yeah.

No, the one downstairs is cheaper. Grand Buffet, 1,600. Look, the VAT is 7%.

But the taste is not the same.

It's the same, it's just pork. No, I really doubt it tastes much different. That's, um, what, 650 baht? It's like $18. I'm pretty sure yakiniku in Japan isn't that expensive. So 1,000 baht is like 4,000 yen. Do you think you go to yakiniku in Japan and spend 4,000 yen?

No.

I swear the food in Thailand is way more expensive than Japan. I think yakiniku in Japan is like ¥1,500. ¥1,000 is for 2 people though, so it's like ¥2,000 per person. Oh look, this ice came here. Ice was here at this bridge and he was saying if he could stand on it. Remember I showed you Ice came here? He said he could stand on the bridge. Oh, I think you can stand on the bridge, otherwise how would they get the little cars on it?

Oh, that's Penguin and Travel. Do I need to say hi again?

Uh, no. He'll just keep, like, I don't know, having a go at me. Why do you talk so quiet? Why do you do this? Why do you— He keeps trying to change me.

Oh, nice.

Well, he keeps saying I need to change. I don't want to change. I like how I am. I want someone to accept me as who I am, not constantly complain about who I Museum.

You want to see Thai noodle?

Uh, I don't like Thai noodle. Tom yum?

Yeah, everything.

Why are there girls on it?

Because you can make your picture on here. Do you remember?

No, thanks.

Everything spicy.

I don't like spicy.

Sushi.

Oh look, sushi. It's conveyor belt sushi on an actual conveyor belt. No, I don't want sushi. Sushi is good for lunch, but I would never want sushi for dinner. Oh, there it is, yakiniku.

Shabu-shabu?

No, I want yakiniku.

Okay.

I don't want the soup. Shabu-shabu is boring. It's just like boiled stuff in salty water.

I think Black skin.

They like black skin?

No.

Foreigners like black skin?

Foreigner man?

Yeah.

I think foreigner man like or love woman, black skin woman.

You mean dark skin?

Yeah, dark skin.

Yeah, in the West, dark skin is considered attractive. Pale skin is Oh yeah, like me? No, you're not pale. If you're really pale in the UK, people will say you look weird.

Really? Why is that?

It's not attractive. Like, brown and tan is attractive.

And what about your skin?

When I was a kid, I went to Malaysia, and then I came back home, I was all brown, and everyone said I looked good.

Wow, really?

Yeah, they said, wow, Daniel got a really nice tan. And then they say I'm jealous. They say I'm jealous you got a nice tan. Oh my God, why are they shouting? I thought she was shouting at me. When I came back from Malaysia, everyone at school said I look really good. They were like, oh, I'm so jealous of Daniel, he's got such a nice tan.

Ah, it's same Japan dish.

What's that? Uh, tendon.

Tempura. Tempura.

I don't like it when Chinese people just yell at each other from across a distance. Why do they do that? It's like they have no consideration about anyone else around them. If I want to talk to you, I'll just— I'll do this, like, like wave at you and then come to you and then talk. Not like—

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's just embarrassing. Go down again?

No, this far. This What?

Tenjo. I like this. That's yakiniku. Yeah, so this is like a tram. I think it looks cool. Can Can't move.

There's yakiniku too. I don't know how much.

Hokkaido beef.

You wanna see? Let's bite.

Oh, you can go onto it.

Like a twin. Wow.

Okay, let's go. How much?

This is not buffet. This is not buffet.

Do you want buffet?

Yeah, I want buffet.

Okay. Why does he look like me? He looked like me.

Who?

He looks like me. He looked like me.

Really?

He looks like me. He's like skinny, he got glasses. He looked like my brother. My brother, my Thai brother. Yeah, buffet and beer works.

Just get a little bit of honey.

Yeah, what else do you get? Like here you just get fish and sushi. But I don't want fish. Okay, just get that.

How much?

500 baht for credit card. Cash. I pay cash.

Cashless. Have to transfer.

How to pay?

I will transfer QR code first.

Yeah, I give you the cash and you pay.

Yeah, but my money not enough.

Ah, why is it cashless? So they charge you more if you pay by credit card, but then they don't take cash. The hell? When's the face reveal? Well, I accidentally already revealed it on my Kick channel. That's so dumb. Why don't they just take cash? Trying to become cashless society, which is fine, but then they charge you more money by paying by card. Smells really good. I want miso soup and pork belly. And what else? You get miso soup, pumpkin, pork collar, gyoza, Australian beef. Yeah, they take more money if you pay by card. How?

How? I need to top money on my bank first. Okay.

Why can't they just take cash? If I pay by card, how much? Thirty baht more.

Ah, ATM phát luôn nè. What about Rabbit Line?

Rabbit Line?

Do you have money on Rabbit Line?

Yeah, I got Rabbit Line.

Okay, pay to me.

How?

Transfer to me.

How much? Oh yeah, why they make it so difficult?

You can do it, I'm better than my daughter. Wait, I need to What do you need? Money. I'm not money enough in my bank. I show you this. I have just that. No money. Need to—

how you have no money?

Uh-huh.

Maybe we just pay extra, pay by card.

300 baht, you want to pay?

What? It said 500.

Yeah, include tax too. That's not include tax.

Oh my God, it said an extra 35 baht, so 70 baht.

Maybe up?

I'm hungry. She needs to transfer money into the app that is used to pay at the restaurant because the Stupid restaurant, why don't you just take cash? If we pay by my bank card, they'll charge extra, like 100 baht more, 150 baht more. That's so dumb. They're kind of weird. Film your ATM.

ATM only.

ATM?

ADM, not ATM.

What's an ADM?

Can you dial this way?

Okay. No, not in the lift. Go, go down. Yeah, I'll disconnect.

Disconnect us?

Yeah, but I don't want to disconnect. Everyone will leave. There's no lift. Or you can go lift, I'll go escalator. Why is everything going wrong today? Go to another place? I don't know where another place is. Could be far away.

Maybe pay by card? How much?

Pay extra?

200.

200? I could buy a whole meal.

No one, uh, use this shop because it cannot pay by cash.

Stupid shop.

Transfer money. They never want to see everyone have a problem like us.

Yeah, cuz they know foreigners can only pay by the bank card, and then they say no cash. Yeah, so then they charge everyone more. Yeah, crazy, cuz foreigners don't have these QR code apps. But you do, but you don't have any money. Welcome to Istanbul City. Istanbul City, very nice. time of year.

What you say?

Very nice Istanbul city.

What language?

English. Today I make tandoori chicken. Very nice.

Japan. Japan.

Japan. Where are we going? G floor.

Yes, G floor.

Oh my God, music!

No music.

I wonder if I've been copyright claimed yet. There was quite a lot of music at the massage place. You have one dislike. Like, hurry up more. Go, go, go! I'll stand here. What? How much?

Give me 2,000.

2,000?

1,500.

1,500.

Okay.

Oh my God, because if I don't give her enough, then she can't pay because there won't be enough on the app, and then she has to come down here again. So I spent 1,600 today. Not very profitable livestream.

It's okay.

I think it's really hard to make money doing IRL because you just end up spending everything on food and drink and to do stuff like buy tickets or go places. Oh well, at least we get yakiniku.

It is pretty big.

How's your mum?

She's okay.

Pretty sure she's okay. I think this place is better than Icon Siam. Icon Siam is too luxury and kind of empty. This one feels more lively.

Hello.

Feels very international. Yeah, like an airport. What will you do once your tax bill comes? I guess I've got to do monthly payments. Make a video about it, make $20. It kind of sucks. My channel is dead now, so I can't— I can't make back the money to pay for it without using my savings. Like, my current YouTube earnings are just so small that I think I'll be, I'll be losing money every month now paying the tax. Where is it? So my expenses will be like $400, $500 a month, and then I probably have to pay tax in installments, like $600 a month. And I only make like $1,000 a month now, so I'm gonna be losing money every month. But I still haven't heard anything from the tax people. They're probably still calculating how much I owe. Collecting proof. I've got like $24,000 savings, so that would be a good cushion to help me, but it kind of sucks still. So I want my money in stocks, not paying tax. Yakiniku. Oh, maybe I'll just die before I have to pay anything. They will work with you and like to keep people earning. Yeah, I hope they're understanding. Let me pay like 200 a month. 200 a month over the next 10 years, that'd be fine. Lost 20K on stocks, now I'm gonna lose 20K on tax plus dead channel. My life is ruined.

Damn, that's hot.

Why are they so tall?

I don't know. Oh, thanks, Blood Bucket.

Yeah, I'll try and cheer up, but these tall people are making me insecure now. What's taking so long? Oh, we can walk in, right? No, you gotta wait. You gotta wait there like a peasant. You think you can just walk in? Wow, wow, it's a nice place. Can they take turn off the music. Oh, we got the corner seat.

Nice.

Maybe we sit on the same side.

Okay.

So I don't have to show— oh, there's a mirror. Why is the inside of the table so small?

How many seats for us together? Because we can see.

Uh, I'll go first. Oh, the music's fine. It's just like stock music. It's not real music. It's not real music, is it? Uh, why is the table so small? I can't put my feet out.

Scan order here.

Scan order. Okay, I didn't bring the other side of the case, so my phone doesn't stand up. What's she saying?

You can do— you can make your drink free.

Free drink?

Not free, included in the bill.

Okay.

Oh, you want to order one? Stir-fry beef? Yeah, stir-fry.

This one, uh, that one. Wait, pork belly, beef. No, I don't think One vegetable.

You want to show them menu?

Nice. Kimchi edamame. Oh, I can't choose, choose too much.

Oh yeah, you should choose. Wow.

Yakiniku experience. Where's my GoPro? I might actually just film, put it on the second channel. ASMR yakiniku. Oh, where's my GoPro?

Baby, please give me the charger. I need to use charger. We can charge here for 5 minutes. Did you order this already or not?

No.

Thank you. Please take off, take off. Why? Because I can't charge over here.

It's okay.

No, I want to see here. I have this one.

It's okay, I've got lots of battery. Just plug it in.

No, wait, no, I asked where is my Wi-Fi charger. I need my Wi-Fi charger.

Yeah, it's working, see?

You order soup miso or not?

Yeah, miso soup.

You order already?

No, not yet. This music's so annoying. Why is this music? Put something relaxing. And we're sitting right under the speaker.

Oh, we have sushi.

No, I don't want sushi. I want yakiniku. Oh, they're coming. Double filming. Oh, the GoPro battery is nearly dead. Plug in my charger, I guess.

Yes.

Okay, so I got the GoPro for the second channel. I think I'll just call it like Traditional Japanese ASMR Yakiniku. And then we got the stream. You want to cook? You can cook.

You?

Me.

I need to take a picture.

But I'm filming.

Because, uh, because I need to bring it here.

This one is not streaming.

Oh, really?

Streaming from my phone.

Are you sure?

Yeah. Uh-oh, face reveal. Imagine if I did these kind of streams when I was with Chihiro. It would have gotten like 600 viewers. I should have done this. I did it once, like we went on that cruise trip, remember the cruise ship? But I streamed on Twitch and we had like 150 viewers on Twitch, but I never did outside streams. I'm gonna go to the toilet. I don't know. I don't know why I stopped doing streams with Chihiro, just doing normal stuff like restaurants, because I was focused on making quality content, not these mega long nonsense streams. I was focusing on making the 10-minute premium videos where I focus like comedic, comedic content and like weird content, and then the streams were just like a side thing. But I feel like maybe I should have done some streams with Chihiro, like going to a yakiniku. Didn't really feel like I had to back then. It's more focused on like cheating and making weird videos. This music is like what angsty Japanese teens listen to, like punk rock. But it's not cool punk rock like Linkin Park or Bullet for My Valentine. It's like edgy teenager punk rock, like Sum 41. That's the kind of music they play at Kushikatsu because most people go to Kushikatsu are like Japanese teenagers. Tall people make you insecure? Yeah, I get triggered when I see really tall people, 6 foot over. Maybe I should just fry the meat while she's getting drinks. She takes so long to get a drink.

Look!

What's that?

Oh my God!

Broken. Uh-oh, help me. Pork belly. This music is like, I don't know, what did you call it? Like you you get high and then you listen to this crazy kind of music. Can't they put on some classical? Beethoven? I don't like the music.

It's nice.

Tell them to turn it off, stupid. It sounds like a 12-year-old made this on GarageBand on the iPad and they're like, oh my God, I'm so cool, listen to this sick tune I just whipped out. Where's my beer? Did we order it?

Beer room.

The music's so bad. They forgot my beer. They forgot.

She's not Thai.

She don't understand beer. Try beer.

What's that?

Ostrich. Ostrich sushi.

Ostrich beef.

Oh, burning.

Wow.

Wait, let me Yum, good.

Good?

Yeah.

Nice. Thank you.

Why did you give it to me?

Because I wanted you to taste it.

Oh, that's nice. Oh, it's burning. Oh, help me! Oh my God. I think this one finished.

You can drink from this.

Yeah, okay, this bottle. Okay, beer. Can you pass me my miso soup?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, please. I need time because this very— oh yeah. Uh, chopstick. Oh, what's up?

I want everything. Take it all out.

You can't eat.

Yeah, why not? The burnt bit is the best bit. Maybe it'll give you cancer, but it tastes good. Oh yeah, and a bit of kimchi. I'm cold.

You're cold?

Yeah.

Where's your shirt?

In my bag. No, it's okay, I'll just suffer.

Cut it.

What?

Cut it.

Cut it?

Yeah.

How? No, I like it. I like the black bit. No, I want the black bit. Don't cut my black bit. This tastes good.

But you said you wanted more egg.

Oh, so good. Carcinogen.

You want to spend life—

oh, what? Can't eat.

Oh, can't eat. Why?

It tastes good.

Up to you. Up to you. If you want to die, you can eat just one time. No, you eat—

you put it in the raw meat juice.

Crazy. Show people over there, guys.

Is it okay to eat this? Let me focus.

Up to you if you want to die.

Is it Okay to eat that? They said yes.

Of course they want you die.

No, they're my friend.

That's your life, up to you.

They're my friend.

Are you sure that your friend?

Yeah.

Someone is not friend your friend?

Maybe. Now she's mad. Quick, it's burning! How much food's coming? What are you doing? Sauce?

Yeah, so good.

You guys are my friend.

Right.

People eat the black bits at barbecues all the time. I'm pretty sure the beer is more unhealthy than the black bit. What are you looking for? Oh my God, is it finished? Can you pass me my miso soup, please?

I'm gonna take another hot bath.

Oh yeah.

Mayonnaise sauce.

You didn't pass my miso soup.

Oh, okay, okay, please.

Thank you. Oh yeah.

What?

Mai chop? Mai chop? Kun mai chop pom? What?

How you not tell me?

Well, I just cooked all that. Oh yeah, miso soup. I forgot the lettuce. This is how you do Korean style. It's called sangchu.