my ex wife blocked me...

Testing.

Okay, so today I've got to go and get my

new pocket Wi-Fi.

Let me talk to ya.

Let's go make up with Chi-Chi.

Yeah, no, she blocked me on Instagram.

I went onto her Instagram page and

everything is gone, but when I log in from

incognito, everything is still there.

Look,

it says no posts,

no posts, no followers, but when I go on

to web browser and I look at it, it looks

normal.

So I think she blocked me after yesterday

when I messaged her on Instagram,

and I asked someone else to check and they

said my comment on her Australia pictures

is gone.

So I don't know why she's mad.

What did you expect?

I thought we could be friends now because

last September she posted pictures in

Australia.

I said Are you meeting Australian guys?

And then she replied with, hello, my

ex-husband, kiss emoji.

So I thought things were good between us

and we could like be friends, but I guess

not.

I thought she had good humor, but now she

seems all upset again for some reason.

Anyway, no moping around.

I'm gonna go into Osaka.

I want to find that Sora the Troll guy.

He's in Osaka as well now.

He thinks he can come to my part of town.

I'm gonna snip him.

Where is he?

You freaking get cancelled real high.

But it seems like people here don't care.

The difference is huge, you know.

He keeps going on about how people in

Osaka are so nice.

Try going to Nishinari then, and see if an

old man comes and tells you to dock it.

Ah, that is in Tennoji.

Well, I'm not sure what I'm gonna

do.なんかあれだよなあのあれじゃないですか？あれは再度その。なんだろうななんか使用機能かななんか違うけどまあ分かんない。

Why is he randomly speaking Japanese?

No one even understands.

So yeah, let's go and find Sora the troll

and stalk him,

and then maybe I'll go up to him

and take a selfie.

That'd be pretty funny.

Do you think a sushi log got a nice bum?

Would you put your willy in?

Maybe if Chihiro says that's what I have

to do.

For forgiveness.

He's in Tokyo?

No, he's in Osaka.

Look, Osaka.

I can recognize the street.

Wait, I need to pee quickly.

Right, okay, first we'll go to Lawson, get

the new 5G pocket Wi-Fi.

I probably won't use it today because I

still got 30 gigs left on the other pocket

Wi-Fi.

Plug this in here.

Charging.

Okay,

use sunscreen.

I can't be bothered.

I need lip cream because my lips are dry

and cracking.

I just keep licking them.

I think I'll just get some lip cream.

I remember my lips got sunburned last year

and they went all brown and looked gross.

Can I get a lip sun cream?

Enough.

Wait, can somebody say, uh, I'm buying

takoyaki, so I'll get the— I'll get the

enough.

Can somebody say No, I know that place.

I think I took my girlfriend there.

It's Dotonbori, but I'm a bit nervous

streaming there cuz my last time my signal

wasn't very good there.

But it should be fine at this time.

I think it's like 6:00 PM when the crowds

really get going is when I start lagging.

But that was last year.

I don't know if my pocket Wi-Fi is better

now.

You snipe Sora but not Ice?

Ice is in Tokyo and I already sniped him

twice.

It's kind of boring now.

And Ice is just nonstop whining about how

he can't stream anywhere because of

callers.

Why is it like only Ice is having this

problem?

All the other streamers, we just walk

around and get food.

Yeah, let's go find Sora.

I don't know why I feel excited.

Japan really does feel like a playground

sometimes.

I can clip it as well and make a video,

maybe get some of his viewers to my

channel.

Shut down the computer.

Shut down.

Won't shut down when I tell it to shut

down.

Okay, it sounds windy out there.

Maybe it's not windy in Osaka.

Jesus, it sounds really windy.

This is so boring.

Do something.

Can't you see I'm getting ready to go out?

Idiot.

Just check my settings first.

Some other idiot said I'm being

disingenuous because I'm streaming where I

know Atsushi vlogs.

Atsushi vlogs all over Osaka, so I can't

stream anywhere in Osaka because Atsushi

vlogs in Osaka.

Shut up, he doesn't own Osaka.

I can stream wherever I damn well want.

What else do I need?

Got money, wallet, coins, got my e-coca.

It's kind of annoying though, cuz I like

that river.

It seems like Atsushi likes hanging out

there too.

That river's not big enough for both of

us.

We will have to fight.

Okay, I think I've got everything.

Um, okay, where's the key?

Why did Chi-Chi block you?

I don't know.

She didn't block me yesterday, but I woke

up this morning.

I couldn't see her Instagram.

Everything was gone, and it said

no internet connection whenever I tried

refreshing.

It was weird.

So it seems like she blocked me this

morning or last night, but I went to bed

pretty late last night.

I went to bed at like two a.m., and I

still—I don't know.

It's probably because I messaged her on

Instagram.

And it popped up as a nice vacation.

She really moved on.

Well, if she really moved on, how come

she's ignoring me?

If, if you really moved on, then you can

just casually chat to an ex as friends and

there'll be no hurt feelings.

But she obviously is still upset.

Uh, kind of not looking forward to going

outside.

It looks bloody

windy.

I don't know if it's going to be cold.

Do I need a second jacket?

It does say 18° out there.

It says 19°.

I might not need a second jacket.

Do you have feelings for her?

Not what— just wanted to like meet up for

nostalgia, reminisce,

bit of fun for the viewers.

It's nothing like sexual or anything, just

like meeting for old time's sake, but

she's not interested.

It's hot today.

Okay, I won't bring my second jacket.

I don't think anyone's out there.

I saw the shower door shut, so someone

might be having a shower.

Um, I'll just put you in the pocket.

Looks pretty nice today.

Wow,

it's just the wind is kind of cold.

So far I haven't bumped into anyone in the

lift.

I hope there's no one at the entrance.

Oh, it's

windy.

A bit windy, but it's warm.

I can feel the heat.

Let me go stable mode.

You guys there?

Oh wow, the weather's pretty nice

when it's not windy.

Why is Japan so windy?

Where are you going?

I'm going to go to Lawson to get my new

pocket Wi-Fi, and then I'm going to go

find Sora the troll.

We're gonna be friends.

They should build a big wall all around

Japan to block out the wind,

or they should make a machine that sucks

up the wind to turn it into electricity.

What should we do with Sora?

I'm thinking we stalk him because I don't

think he'll notice me.

He probably barely knows what I look like

in real life.

And then we can just like, I don't know,

if he goes into a restaurant, we could

like sit down next to him and then see if

he notices.

And I'll be like, oh, you're streaming

too?

I, I think he does know who I am, but I

don't think he really

Follows me enough to be able to spot me

easily.

Plus, I've aged since he pretty last

watched me.

What if they sent it to the wrong Lawson?

No, I checked on their email.

Pretty sure it's this Lawson.

Definitely not the one next to the 2

heroes' houses.

Report Daniel to police for stalking Sora.

He's already stalking Chi-Chi.

Not stalking, I'm stalking Sora.

There's a weird sound.

Can you hear it?

It's like a whining,

whining whistling sound.

Damn, it's pretty hot.

Good thing I didn't bring my second

jacket.

I think it's some kind of alarm,

like a shop alarm.

What's your plan?

Meet him and say nothing?

Uh, I don't know.

If I do end up talking to him, I'll

probably just say— I don't know, I should

Hey Sora!

Or maybe I'll just pretend not to know him

and I say, oh, are you streaming?

Oh, there's Lawson.

I know what he's like when he gets sniped.

He usually just talks for like a minute

and then he runs away.

He doesn't seem to like hanging out with

snipers,

so I'd probably be like, oh hey Sora, can

I get a picture?

Have a nice day, and then I'd carry on

stalking him.

No, after— if I do initiate conversation,

I would probably leave afterwards.

Got my pocket Wi-Fi in case I need extra

internet.

This cost me $70.

Doing it for you guys.

Show appreciation to good old Cesium for

borrowing his girlfriend.

What did she say?

What was that?

Cesium?

No, Cesium's boring.

I could never tell if Cesium was trolling

or if he was just an idiot because he was

like spamming Chihiro's messages in 2021.

About Pia, but he seemed like he was

trolling, but at the same time seemed

serious.

He was like, Chihiro Daniel stole my

girlfriend.

He's evil.

He wants to ruin my life.

They said they're planning to be together

and leave me.

Okay, give me a second.

How did you afford $70?

Because of donuts.

Where's

the code?

Go enter the code.

8, 9, 10, 5,

4, 7, 5.

お 願い します。

はい。 ロ ー ソ ン。 あ、 我 々 が リ ップ ク リ ーム。

That's the loppy machine.

You get parcels.

はい。 日本 で 愛 さ れる 定 番 パ ス タ、 北 海 道 産 タ ラ コ

はい か が ですか？ 北 海 道 産 タ ラ コ の う ま み と 食 感 を

最後 まで 楽 し め る パ ス タ です。 バ ター を 溶 き、 ホ ワ イ

ト ポ ー ク を 足 す。 北 海 道 産 タ ラ コ は これ ら 税 込 み

五 百 五 十 九 円 です。 ナ ポ リ タ ン は 隠 し 味 に ホ ワ イ

ト ソ ー ス を 入 れ つ つ、 バ ター と ベ タ にな る。 I got

the white butter.

Oh wait, what about lip cream?

So I get lip cream.

My lips are pretty dry.

I keep having to lick my lips.

It's gross.

Where's the lip cream?

Feeling pretty confident today.

Don't know why, like I got a spring in my

step.

Had a good night's sleep, I think.

Daniel wear jeans for once?

Yeah, I got them in Thailand, but Thailand

was too hot to wear them.

Lip cream.

Surely they have lip cream.

What's this?

I don't know what that is.

Sabrina.

I remember showing that to my sister when

I got here ages ago.

Oh, here.

Oh yeah, Nivea, ¥400.

Oh my God, moist pure color.

I don't want color.

Wait, is that actual cherry red?

Should I get this?

Cuz I know Sora loves wearing lipstick.

I wonder if he looks old in real life cuz

he looks young in his videos.

Which one do I get?

Would you go to La Hotel with Sora and

give his willy a ride?

No.

I actually need to get tweezers as well.

Oh, ¥700.

100 yen.

Why is everything so expensive?

I'll get tweezers.

Uh, which one's for lips?

Lipstick.

Quick relief for dry, chapped lips.

But why does it say lipstick on it?

This has got sun cream on it too.

Get the pink one.

Men sole tam.

What does that mean?

Maybe this one.

This one's ¥300.

That's ¥500.

That's ¥1,000.

Yeah, maybe they say lipstick as in it's a

stick because it's a stick shape, but it

doesn't actually have color.

SPF 20.

Moisturizing lipstick.

I think they're using the English wrong.

Look, they call this— this is not

lipstick, but it

says born in France.

Here, look, moisturizing lipstick.

That one doesn't have

SPF.

What does men's solar tanner mean?

Lipstick UV.

Why do they call it lipstick?

So I think that one does have color.

It says cherry red on it.

あ の これ 色 つ いて ない ですね。 レ プ ス テ ィ ック 書 いて る

んです けど、 色 は つ いて ない と思います。 そ っ か。 どう します？

それで いい です。 いい ですか？ はい。

This is a sky mask.

大丈夫です。Yes, she said no color.

She said there's no color.

She seemed nice.

She looked young too.

A bit chubby,

but the chubbier they are,

the higher the chances

of smashing.

That alarm's still going off.

Damn, it's hot today.

Yesterday was freezing, now today's

boiling.

Japanese weather.

That's weird.

I can't open it.

When I see a slim young girl, I'm like, oh

my God, I crap my pants.

But then when she's kind of chubby, feel a

bit relaxed.

But then when she's chubby and like 40

plus.

I'm like, oh yes, nothing to fear.

Yeah, look, it's just white.

Say something gay, we need you to talk

about another man's willy.

Only Chihiro knows who has the best willy—

me, Australian guy, or Sushi.

I wonder what his real name

Oh, it smells like toothpaste.

Lips are moistened.

Something went in my eye.

I think it's a hat.

Okay, I'm ready.

Give Sora a big fat sloppy one.

Oh, it's got menthol.

Medicated stick.

I like how when I talk to Japanese people,

they understand me, and that means I'm

good

I just need a bit more confidence with the

pronunciation.

I get a bit lazy,

especially after talking English a lot.

It takes extra effort to make the Japanese

sounds

because they are unnatural to the English

tongue.

You speak Japanese like 5th grader.

Shut up.

Got level N2 JLPT.

Tired.

Doubt they care.

I don't know,

they would care if I was black or white,

probably.

Freaking guy just came out of nowhere.

People happens.

Uh, okay, what station are we gonna go

from?

Chiharu Station again?

Oh my God,

always.

I'm not gonna walk to freaking— what's it

called?

Maybe get the Hankyu Line.

Where's Hankyu Line?

I think I've got to turn left.

No, I don't want to go from Chihiro

Station again.

It's weird.

Get a restraining order for what though?

Getting on the train?

I wonder what the legalities of it are

though.

In America, how do you get a restraining

order?

Don't you need a reason to get it?

Like the person is threatening you or

intimidating you?

Yeah, but what counts as stalking?

For example, if we worked in the same

place

Obviously I'd have to use the same train.

That's not stalking.

But why don't I do a restraining order

against her and then she will get banned

from Osaka?

I'll put a restraining order on that sushi

so we can't come to the river anymore.

When I'm there.

Hard to prove intention.

Yeah, I don't have any intention of trying

to meet her.

If she doesn't want to meet, then I'll

just give up.

I don't know where Sora's gonna be by the

time I get into Osaka.

Ah, Sushi.

Riding his big boy's bike.

I can't believe Chihiro likes that sushi

more than she likes me.

Can I walk on the yellow bit?

God damn, it's hot today.

Good thing I brought my backpack.

Might have to put my jacket inside of it.

You moved to live accidentally 100 meters

from her.

It's not that close.

It'll probably take like 20 minutes.

How does it feel knowing that you can

never see or talk to Chihiro ever again?

I'm a bit sad, to be honest.

I thought maybe we could just chat as

friends.

It could have been off stream,

off video, but I think the reason why is

because She knows that I'm gonna talk

about it, and she knows I'll use it for a

title or content, and she's upset about me

using her for content, I guess.

I mean, she should be flattered that

people care so much about her.

I mean, no one cares about my Thai

girlfriend.

She should be flattered everyone loves her

so much.

And then she also should realize that I

only say the bad things I say because I'm

trying to get clicks.

I don't really mean it.

It's not like I'm saying it because I'm

out to get her and I hate her.

Just saying it because I'm playing the

YouTube game.

Surely she'll understand that.

Why have my viewers dropped down to 80?

I had 150 earlier.

Windy.

You're boring them.

Oh, now it's at 111.

It just randomly jumps up and down.

111.

That means we're on track, on the right

path today.

I am a little bit hurt that she's just

completely refusing to talk to me.

Not even a, no thanks, Daniel, I'm good,

have a fun time in Osaka.

I mean, that would have been fine, and

then I would have just said, okay, up to

you.

But she's just completely ignoring me

and blocking me,

which is just weird.

She keeps saying she moved on, but she

can't even like say one word to me.

Kind of immature.

Also, did you notice she put all her

YouTube videos back to public?

First there were only 4 because she hid

everything, and then she put 4 back up,

and now she recently put them all back up.

Why does she keep fiddling with it?

If she's not going to do YouTube, then why

keep messing around with it?

Unless she's planning to come back to

YouTube.

I'm pretty sure she did that in the last

few days because I remember checking it a

week ago and it only had 4 videos up.

Hmm, maybe she's about to relaunch her

YouTube career

by destroying me.

My ex-husband is harassing me.

I'm not doing anything.

I just sent a couple messages

and I talk about her on stream.

It's not illegal to talk about someone.

Ah, the train station's further than I

thought.

Oh, but then I'll report you for harassing

me.

I want to go to Osaka Castle as well, see

if the cherry blossoms started coming out.

You put her name on every stream.

I didn't put her name, I put ex-wife.

That's not her name.

And I talk about everyone, everyone, every

stream.

Not just— I talk about my mum, my sister,

my dad, my girlfriend.

Why is he riding on the footpath?

I'm pretty sure the yellow thing is the

bike path and this is the footpath.

Oh, the trash garbage men.

Are they going to play a little jingle?

I think the garbage collection time is

over.

They're just driving.

God, I really feels like spring now.

One day everything changed.

I think we need to sit down and have a

proper talk

and hash it out like adults.

I need to explain that I only said the bad

things I said for video content.

Don't actually hate her.

Do you think she thinks I actually hate

her?

That's why I said horrible things.

Surely she must know that I just said it

to try and get people to click my videos,

because people love the whole, oh, I'm a

douchebag husband,

and they love hating on me.

So I just played into it.

I didn't really mean it.

Why would I hate her?

I don't hate her.

It was just YouTube banter.

It's like Keemstar and Leafy didn't really

hate each other, it's all just for drama.

Tried to edge to this steam but couldn't

make it past 10 seconds.

Well, that's your loss.

You don't have the ability to enjoy

long-form content.

Go back to TikTok.

Some of us here actually like 8 hours of

endless walking and rambling.

Am I even going the right way?

Where the hell's the train station?

Oh, look at the sewage.

Is that sewage?

Okay, I've got to turn left because the

next station is way too far.

Oh, look at all the fish in the river!

Can you see?

Oh, there's the train, that, um, maroon

color.

It's gonna take probably 15 minutes to get

into Umeda.

15 minutes of silence.

I'll try and whisper.

And then I'll get to the Midou Sushi line.

Where's Sora now?

Can someone track him?

I'm gonna follow him, see what he does,

and then see if he sees me streaming, see

if he comes up to me.

The troll gets trolled.

We're both trolls, but the difference is

he's an honest troll.

I'm a dishonest troll.

Wow.

So anime.

So I'm a dishonest troll because I pretend

that I'm being serious when I'm not, and I

don't make it obvious, but he makes it

very obvious he's a troll.

Because his name is Sora the Troll.

So I think that's kind of an interesting

contrast.

Why is it so freaking windy?

Oh my God, stuff's blowing in my eye.

Bits of dust or something.

God, it's so windy.

I hate the way the wind is at work.

The rain is okay if you've got an

umbrella.

Wind and harsh sunlight— worst.

It is a bit tricky that my favorite city

city is Osaka.

You are not a troll if you're the one

always getting trolled on.

Haha, you were born to get bullied.

You're a weak one, Daniel.

Haha, you always rage too when you get

trolled.

I don't get trolled.

I can spot when people are trying to troll

me.

Yeah, I mean, it's a shame that I really

like Osaka and Chihiro lives here and so

does Atsushi.

I guess we're just gonna have to share

this fine city.

I've been coming to Osaka since 2010, so

it's nothing to do with Chihiro.

I've always liked coming to Osaka.

I first came here 2010.

It's my first place I came to in Japan.

Lost my virginity.

Here, had my first girlfriend.

So I don't think it's really fair to say

that I'm not allowed here.

Although she does like going around all

the places I go around, but everyone does.

Those are the main places in Osaka:

Shinsaibashi, Umeda, Dotonbori.

Do you think she's now gonna check my

street?

To make sure she doesn't bump into me

because Hanami is coming soon.

I'm a bit nervous as well because I don't

really want to accidentally bump into her

during Hanami.

I was so nervous last year when my

girlfriend came that we might bump into

someone, someone might recognize me.

My girlfriend sends me videos of

Washington, it looks so boring.

It's just like brick buildings, traffic,

there's nothing interesting.

Why would you want to go there?

It looks so boring.

Oh, there's the station.

Wow, it's a big bike.

If you've got so many storage cases on

your bike, why don't you just get a car?

Look how many boxes he's got on it.

A car at that point.

What's that building?

It looks like cardboard box castle.

I've been here before.

With Chihiro.

We ate at that KFC.

There's a KFC right outside the station.

I don't know why we came here.

I think it was like 2018 or '17.

I think it was 2018 spring.

We walked up to this train station.

We went to some park and there were

flowers.

We took a photo.

I was wearing sunglasses.

Oh my God, it's so hot.

I don't like it when people are right

behind me, so I just stop to let them

pass.

So we're at Mukono.

Perfect pronunciation.

Look,

there's a tiny little KFC there.

It's so small.

Smells like KFC.

Colonel Sanders.

Oh, what's that?

Another thing drenched in sauce.

Chicken katsu.

I don't like those weird nugget things,

like the pastry nuggets are weird.

Let's get on the platform.

Train's not here yet.

Wait, where's my card?

I'm a bit worried if there's enough money

on it because I don't have much cash.

I think I've got enough,

got 700.

Got a girl under here.

It should take about 10 minutes on the

train.

I think it's only a few stops,

so if I go quiet,

don't want to get in trouble on the train.

Damn, I'm getting déjà vu from 2019

when I came back.

I think you have better life in Japan than

Thailand.

Yeah, it's definitely more interesting.

I never felt any motivation to go out in

Bangkok.

It was always just hot and boring.

Even sniping Sora the Troll, someone I

don't really watch, is kind of

interesting.

I don't know why.

I guess because there's some kind of

connection between me and him.

Even if it's really small.

Another Thai restaurant.

Oh my God, Thai everywhere.

Everywhere I go, I see Thai restaurants

now.

I felt so miserable in Thailand because I

didn't want to go out.

Which one's empty?

It's pretty empty.

Oh, stand here.

What's the connection?

The connection is he knows me.

We're talking.

We are now arriving at Tsukabuchi Station

number HK6.

Please transfer here for Itami.

Please exit from the left side.

2

more stations.

If you want to make money and not be broke

like idiot Daniel, you move to USA.

That's where the money is at.

Only losers that can't make it to America.

It's taking ages.

American average salary way higher than

Japan, triple higher.

Idiot Junior, you also broke and got

yellow fever.

次は十層、十層です。

The next stop is J us ong Station number

HK.

J

us ong, J us ong です。 京 都、 嵐 山、 北 線 二 号 線 は

本 線、 石 橋 半 島 前、 ゆ っ く り。

Most billionaires

are in America.

You guys only talk trash because you can't

come and make it big in America.

You don't have what it takes to earn the

American dream.

中 津、 中 津 です。 出 口 は 右 側 です。 We are now

arriving at 中 津 Station number HK 2.

Please exit from the right side.

次 は 大 阪 梅 田、 大 阪 梅 田 終 点 です。 阪 神 線、 大 阪 メ

ト ロ、 J R 線 は 終 点 です。 The next stop is

Osaka U med a Term inal, station number HK

1.

Please transfer here for the 阪 神 Line, the

Osaka Metro, and JR L ines.

今回 も 高

級 電 車 を ご 利 用 いただ き ま して ありがとうございました。

大 阪 梅 田、 大 阪 梅 田 終 点 です。 阪 神 線、 大 阪 メ ト ロ、

J R 線 は 折 り 返 し な さい。

出口は右側です。Thank you for taking the Hankyu

Railway.

We are now arriving at Osaka Umea

Terminal, station number HK1.

Please transfer here for the Hanshin Line,

the Osaka Metro, and JR lines.

Please exit from the right side.

It says my phone's too hot

and the multi-split screen thing shut

down.

I can't see the chat.

I'm gonna use my iPhone.

Are you gonna snipe Sora?

Yeah, where is he?

Let me

get out of the station.

Stupid Samsung.

Yeah,

I might disconnect down here, I don't

know.

Wait, I don't go down, I go out, I go up,

don't I?

I can't see the chat unless I look at my

phone now because the split screen app

won't open.

Says my phone's too hot.

I think because I was standing in the sun.

Let me touch it.

It's not that hot.

Yeah, it's really annoying.

I can't see the chat unless I do split

screen.

Why don't they put on-screen chat?

Hankyu Line's very fancy.

I didn't bring my iPhone charger, so I

don't know how long my iPhone battery is

going to last.

I'm thinking we walk to Namba.

I don't know where Sora's heading.

Is he heading south or north?

He must be going from Dotonbori back up to

Umeda because there's nothing to do south.

So I'm not going to get the train to where

he is if he keeps going north.

I'll just keep missing him.

Okay, how do I get out here?

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I get out?

I

think down here.

Oh, exit.

Someone find out where Sora is.

Which way do I go?

Substituting one stop.

I'll take speed.

I'm not

stalking anyone.

I'm gonna walk because I don't want to be

stuck on the train not talking.

You guys get bored.

I think my phone cooled down.

I can use Split app.

I hate being stuck on the train.

I can't talk and the train's hot as well,

so my phone gets hot.

I need like some kind of gel pack to keep

it cool.

I can't put a fan— you can get those

little fans for phones, but then I think

you can hear the fan.

Long way to walk.

Yeah, maybe like an hour.

But if he's heading north and I'm heading

south,

I don't know, he might just hang around

Dalton boring the whole time.

It'll probably take me like an hour or

something to walk there.

It's okay, I'm not in a rush.

Can't see any signs.

Let me check.

I think I can recognize the streets.

There's some white guy with him.

Who's this loser trying to get clout?

Can't really tell right now.

Oh, he's at— I can see the sign.

Oh, Shinsekai.

Yeah, he's near Tennoichi.

This is Osaka Station.

Very interesting.

So I think I go that way.

People there look more stylish than you.

Your sense of fashion is darcy.

More stylish than me?

Well, I'm wearing a unique clothes jacket

and, um, jeans from Thailand.

So I just have to walk south.

I don't think I want to be on his stream

though.

It just looks kind of cringe to be on his

stream.

I just want to follow him

and then see if he notices.

I don't think anyone's going to warn him.

He's got like 1,000 viewers.

He's not even going

notice.

He doesn't even know I'm in Osaka.

He doesn't even follow my channel.

How do I cross the road?

Um,

there's literally no crossing.

Maybe up there.

That's just— following him secretly and

seeing if he would notice you is called

stalking.

That's one last— Daddy, I'm the stalker.

Cream, I'm not a stalker, I'm just an Avid

fan.

As an avid fan of Sword Patrol,

I knew I just had to find him.

How do I get up to that bridge?

Up here?

Uh, where did I just come from?

Was I down there and I said I wanted to

cross over here?

I forgot now.

It's, uh, should be,

should be that way,

I think.

Should I give him some money?

How much money I got?

For some good karma, I'll give him—

I

only got ¥100.

I want to give him some money.

I got ¥500.

Give him ¥500.

Give him shiny.

I went into the wind.

Oh my God, freaking wind.

Adults walking near him.

He's just grifting like me.

Gotta help a brother out.

Are you sure it's for money though?

What if it's like, I don't know, for

something else?

I gave— he had nothing in his bowl.

I gave him the first one.

You can buy a Big Mac.

He didn't even say thanks, he just bowed

at me.

Okay, now I have good karma.

Nothing can go wrong.

I made eye contact and we bowed.

He had nothing in his little pot thing.

I was the first one.

Did I get it on stream?

I want to clip it

to show how great of a guy I am.

I gave him more money than I made today, I

think.

Okay,

I just go south.

I wonder how long he's been sitting there.

I should do that too, get a little bowl.

I might disconnect here, I'm not sure.

Signal gets bad here.

Where's Sora now?

He was in Shinsekai, wasn't he?

I don't think he'll move south,

because if he keeps going south, he'll go

into the slums.

The only way is north.

I think he started in Dotonbori.

He'll move up to Umeda, where I'll be

waiting.

Hehehe.

He's going to run now.

That's why I don't want to go up to him,

cuz he's going to do that cringe run.

I'm going to casually walk past him maybe

and see, cuz usually he spots other

streamers and he goes up to them.

God, it's sunny.

I'm going to get sunburnt.

Put my lip cream on my nose.

Should have used that sun cream.

He's going north.

Really?

Did he say that?

God, it's sunny.

I'm gonna get burned again.

You need another payment method than

PayPal?

Why?

What's wrong with PayPal?

But how these buildings not melt?

So hot.

What are they building here?

Oh, Osaka is so boring.

Nothing here.

I just said that really loud as I walked

past white people.

They're probably Russians.

Though.

I find that the white people you encounter

here are very rarely native English

speakers.

Look at these buildings though,

very impressive.

Nothing like London.

Look at that one.

Oh, it's like a station hotel.

He's walking west.

He's like a fish.

He's got no way to go apart from north.

I'm going west by accident.

I need to go that way.

Oh, I'm an idiot.

A place called Kita Shinchi.

I wonder if they got hooks there.

So this road should go to Namba.

How do I cross?

It's really hard to cross the road here.

There's no crossings.

How do I get over there?

Oh, across here.

Why does he look like me?

And now across there and then across

there.

Not very good city planning.

Damn, look how short he is.

He must be like five foot five.

Hợp bus, u megul.

I remember Chiro said someone once got

onto the roof and jumped off.

So silly.

That's Osaka Station.

Damn, that— is that woman old?

She's got gray hair, but she looks young,

and her hair is very voluminous.

Oh, that girl is tall.

Why does this woman look kind of hot for

like 60?

Or is it a man?

I'm pretty sure it's

a woman.

Okay, which

way do I go?

Lots of legs out today.

Keep it in the pants, boys.

Oh, what's this?

I think I go that way.

A lot of legs.

Her legs are just so nice though because

you start off at the feet And then you

start moving up towards the groin,

and then you start imagining what it looks

like.

I think I'm going the wrong way.

I'm still going west.

What?

I need to go that way.

He's passing a car park.

Wow, that's useful.

What car park?

Where is he?

That— oh my God, that's Shinimamiya!

I think that looks like Shinimamiya.

Why is he in the slum area?

Can't really tell.

I'm pretty sure there's a door— I mean, a

Don Quijote near there if he turned

around.

Well,

let's keep moving.

I need to get off Osaka Station first.

There we go.

I think when the wind blows, it cools my

phone.

I'm not really close.

I'm like an hour walk away.

I got to walk through Yodoyabashi,

Honmachi, and Shinsaibashi, and then

Dotonbori.

It's in front of Donkey.

Yeah, I think it's in Shinomamiya.

So he went west from Tennoji.

I know that area well.

I went there many times.

No, he's shorter than his girlfriend.

I think they're British.

They sound British.

Yeah, so I think he went west from Tennoji

to Shin-Imamiya.

I wonder if he knows where Tobitsu Shinchi

is.

If I snipe Ice again, I gotta do it in a

funny way, like I show up on a bike that's

all pink with flowers on it or something.

Or I have like a skateboard.

I don't know, something creative.

Roller skates.

Electric roller skates.

He's talking about me.

Nishinari.

If he's going to Nishinari, I'm not gonna

go in there.

I'm gonna wait outside.

That place sucks.

He keeps saying Osaka people are so

friendly.

Wait until you go to Nishinari.