GREAT NEWS EVERYBODY 😁

Hello.

I am back from my break.

Who likes my new iPhone? It's very nice,

very pretty.

I need to

wash my celery, it's all dirty.

Okay, I think I'm ready.

I've got lots of news since

I streamed last time.

Kind of been lazy with the whole YouTube

thing because I'm gonna make $5,000

this month on the stock market. So I felt

like, what's the point of doing YouTube

when I can make so much more money on the

stock market? But I'm feeling kind of

bored today. Saturday, market's not open,

so I thought why not get some celery cut

and chopped.

Let's see what's going on with the people.

How

should I chop this?

There's also other good news. I managed to

get the stupid neighbors upstairs kicked

out. So I was

complaining about them to the landlord. I

said, well, first I said I wanted to move

out in January, and then she said, why?

What's wrong? Is there a problem? And I

wasn't going to say anything about it

because I didn't think anything would

happen if I complained about it. I said,

because the people upstairs are just

really noisy. And then they said they

would come over and have a word with them.

And they said they were also getting other

complaints from other people about them

being noisy, and they said they actually

ended up kicking them out. So they're

supposed to be moving out this week. I'm

not sure if they've already moved out

because it's been really quiet since a few

days ago. I haven't heard anything.

Well, I heard a few footsteps, but I don't

think that's them. And I— when,

when they came over, the landlord person,

he asked me to describe what the noise was

like, and I may have exaggerated it a

little bit. I said they were jumping up

and down and screaming all day and

stamping and stomping up and down the

stairs, which is all true, but maybe it

sounded a bit over the top when I

described it. Yeah, well, fuck then.

Stupid idiots ruining

my life.

And then I thought about what if I rented

the upstairs room as well? If they're

looking for new tenants, if I rented the

upstairs, then that will prevent anyone

else from moving in upstairs, and that

would mean no noise. I would have an

entire floor as like a sound barrier.

Between me and whoever's on the 3rd floor.

That'll be so nice, but kind

of a waste of money to be renting the 2nd

floor as well when I'm not even going to

be up there.

I could rent out the 2nd floor and then

rent it to someone else. Is that legal?

I don't know if it's legal,

but if you think about it, renting out the

2nd floor and the first floor is actually

cheaper than me moving out and living in

some kind of hotel apartment, which would

be my only other choice. If I, if I

decided to move out, I had— I would have

to live in some apartment hotel which is

in the center of the city, which would

cost over £2,000 anyway.

Well over £2,000. So renting out both

floors here would actually work out to be

cheaper. But I don't know,

even with the annoying people upstairs

moved out, I still can't decide if I want

to stay or extend my contract.

Oh, thank you, Cartoon Scientist.

Very kind of you.

Ask if I can move into the 2nd floor? No,

I don't want to because then there'll be

people right above me on the 3rd floor.

Although the second floor would be nicer

than the ground floor. I don't really like

the ground floor. You could get people

walking past all day,

but I don't really want to live in the

second floor after those people. They

probably left it in a massive mess.

My mom and sister sent me pictures of home

and it snowed a lot. Looks really nice.

It kind of made me want to go home a

It hasn't snowed that much in England

since— I can't even remember the last

time. When I was a kid, it used to snow

all the time and it'd be pretty deep. And

then when I got to my 20s, late teenage

years, it just kind of started to stop

snowing. It snowed maybe a week and

then it would melt after a few days.

No snow here though.

Well, I haven't been outside in over a

week, so I don't even know what the

weather's like outside.

What's the great news? I'm talking about

it now. I said I got the neighbors

kicked out. The stupid noisy people,

and it's been so nice, really quiet.

It's not a bad place, it's just

those people that make it bad. Really,

there aren't bad places in the world,

it's the people that make the places bad.

Without the bad people, it's just a nice

place. Well, unless it's a volcano or

something, or it's a

desert. The main problem,

the main reason why some places are nice

and some places suck is because of the

people that are in them. You get rid of

the people and then the place is a nice

So yeah, I'm pretty happy about that,

although I'm not happy that I got scolded

for paying the rent late. I paid the rent

on the 30th, and then I said— was

it the 30th? Yeah, on the 30th I

sent her a message saying I paid the rent,

it should be with you this week. And then

she was like, I'm really not happy about

this, Daniel. I need the rent on the 1st

of every month.

You should pay it earlier if you think

it's going to take a few days, blah blah

blah. What's the big deal? It's going to

arrive this week. It probably arrived the

very next day. They made me wait

for like nearly 2 weeks before I could

move in. And then they made me wait for

the hot water and the heating, and I

didn't complain once about it. I said

sorry, but she kept saying, I'm really not

happy about this, Daniel. Hates being

scolded like a child. What do you want me

to do? I can't go back in time. I gave you

2 months deposit, which is like £2,400 or

dollars. Why don't you use the deposit

money to pay for the rent and then just

replace the deposit money with the money I

sent you when it arrives? It's not a big

God. And then she said the people on the

top floor are also moving out. I don't

know why they're moving out as well. It's

like they're all moving out, and then I

also told them I was going to move out.

They must have been panicking, thinking,

oh no, everyone's moving out. I kind

of felt like they want, want me to stay on

here. It must be annoying being a real

estate owner. You've got to manage all

your tenants, you've got to make sure

they're happy, you've got to make sure

they pay rent on time, and then if they

move out, then you've got to find new

tenants to quickly replace them.

Otherwise you're losing money on your

property. It looks really stressful having

property and doing real estate. I wouldn't

want to do it. People keep saying to me,

why don't you buy property and rent it

out? Because my whole philosophy in life

is I don't want to work and

I want to put in minimum effort for

maximum gains. And being a landlord just

sounds like a lot of stress and work that

I don't want to do.

The whole reason I started YouTube was

because I'm too lazy to get a real job.

If I'm too lazy to get a real job, what

makes you think that I'd be willing to do

real estate and become a real estate agent

and a landlord when that probably requires

loads of work depending on what kind of

tenants you got?

I'd rather just make $1,000 a month by

doing nothing, or close to nothing, than

make $10,000 a month by busting my balls

off.

I would hate to be someone like Elon Musk.

Even if he makes $100 billion,

he must have so much responsibility and

stress from running all these companies,

making sure all his employees Getting

paid, make sure these products are working

and doing well. It's not the kind of life

I'd want. I just want to

sit here chopping my celery.

This is my favorite thing to do. I just,

I find it relaxing sitting here chopping

some celery or broccoli.

Oh, it's disgusting raw. I don't know how

people eat raw celery. It tastes like

soap.

I did find out something pretty

demoralizing recently. So I, I watch a lot

of stock market stock analysis channels,

and I've been watching one guy called

Chris Sain since he had about 50K subs.

He recently just overtook me in subs, and

he recently made a video showing how much

money he makes off his channel, and it is

insane. Guess how much money he made in a

month? In just one month, he made

£38,000. US dollars in

a month. Sickening.

Absolutely sickening.

Even at my peak back in 2018, the most

I ever made in a month was $4,000, and I

was definitely getting way more views than

he was. In my peak, I was

getting like 4 million views In just one

month, and I was getting hundreds of

thousands of views each video. I did not

get 38,000 in a month. Now he

got 38,000 a month because he makes

financial topics and they get crazy high

CPMs. He gets like $26 for CPM.

Do you know how much I get in CPM? At most

I get about $14. For CPM.

Usually I get about 10.

Crazy. I can't believe it. $38,000 in a

month on a channel that only has the same

subs as I do and only gets about

between 50,000 and 80,000 views per video.

Unbelievable.

These stock channels, they're just doing

really well. There's this other guy called

Stock Moe. I started watching him when he

had 70K subs. Now he's got 200K subs, and

he's probably getting more money than that

Chris guy because he gets more views.

He's probably making like $50,000 a month.

Insane, the amount of money these

financial channels make compared to stuff

like commentary.

And they just pump out these videos every

day. Stock analysis on Tesla, stock

analysis on Apple, and they just sit there

for 10 minutes looking at a chart saying,

I think it's going to go up because blah

blah blah.

Well, I guess I shouldn't complain. I made

some decent money thanks to, thanks to

their recommendations. But oh my God, I

feel so demoralized. When I find out how

much money they're making off their

YouTube channels.

And they get loads of viewers during their

live streams. I've seen these really tiny

investing channels only have about 10K

subs, and when they do a live stream,

they have like 500, 500 viewers in the

live stream. And then I've got 100K subs

and I only barely get more than 200

viewers in a live stream.

Plus they're getting around the same views

I get, and they're probably making 4 times

more each video, and they're pumping out

videos every day. They're definitely

making— even those 10K sub investment

channels, they're probably making way more

money than I do on YouTube. I don't really

make much these days. It's the bloodiest

channel. Town's dead, isn't it?

Always makes me sad when people make more

money than I do. I don't know why it makes

me sad though.

That only makes me sad when it's YouTube,

because I always thought of YouTube as my

thing that I was supposed to be good at,

and that was like my area of expertise.

And now I'm just realizing that actually I

suck at YouTube. Even during my peak,

2018, I still sucked back then when I

thought I was doing really well.

I used to think my CPM was really good.

But it's nothing compared to these

financial channels.

Oh, it must be fun. Imagine making $38,000

in a month so you can just put it back

into the stock market. Make more from the

channel than you do from actual stocks.

I hate these little strings you get on

celery.

But it's always been like that on YouTube.

Entertainment videos always get rubbish

CPM compared to financial videos.

I just couldn't believe it. I thought

38,000 sounds reasonable for a year, but

just a month and a channel his size—

it's not even really a big channel, it's

just around the same size as mine— 38,000

in a month? I just make like

1,500 in a month.

Oh well, good for him, I guess.

I wonder how much Chris Broad makes. It's

just weird how some YouTubers are so

secretive about it and then some YouTubers

just are just like, yeah, here's my

analytics page, this is how much I make in

a day. It's how much I make in a month,

and they don't even care.

I haven't really felt motivated to make

videos recently. It just seems pointless.

They don't get many views.

I get more money when I stream.

It just, it seems pointless stressing out

trying to think of content ideas and then

making it when it's just going to get 10K

views. I feel like, what's the point? And

then at most it'll make about $50.

And then I started to think to myself, if

I don't really need money, how, how is my

attitude to YouTube going to change? And I

think the answer is I'm just not going to

bother. If you thought I was lazy before,

that was when I was motivated by money.

You take out the money motivation, then

I'm gonna just be 100 times lazier.

And to be honest, I just find it more fun

looking at the stock market and watching

that little line go up and down. I find

that more entertaining than making videos.

So I think I'm just gonna quit making

videos. I just can't be effed anymore.

I give up.

I feel like a lot of big things have

shifted in my brain recently.

The things I used to think were cool and

inspiring back when I started the channel

are just completely different now.

How do I make a living these days? Off the

stock market!

I've got 350 shares in

this online casino gambling website

company, and I bought in at $18.

It's currently at $23, and everyone

is predicting that it's going to go up to

$30 when it merges. And the

merger date is 18th of December, and

they're all predicting that it's going to

go up to $30. That means I'm

going to make a profit of $12 per share,

and I've got 357 shares, baby.

Suck on that.

That's more money than I make on YouTube

in 4 months. I'm gonna make the amount of

money I make on YouTube in 4 months in

just One month.

The ticker symbol is LCA, Landcadia

Holdings, and they're going to merge with

a company called Golden Nugget Online.

And as soon as it goes over 30, I'm

selling. I'm not going to make a mistake

like last time. So I've made this mistake

so many times where I bought low and then

it went up, but for some reason I waited

and I didn't sell, and then it went back

down again, and then I was stuck with it.

So I'm very excited for the 18th of

December.

I can't describe that feeling. When I'm

sitting there and then suddenly the line

shoots up, it's this amazing feeling like

something is squeezing my brain in a nice

pleasurable way. It feels so good.

It's kind of funny that I'm sort of

gambling on a gambling stock. A bit

ironic. But now

that I don't have to worry about money as

much, I'm starting to feel bored and

empty.

At least before I had motivation

and drive to make good videos and,

you know, to go outside. And even if it

was fake, I would buy stuff like— I'd buy

a tent, set it up by the river, try and

make an entertaining video. But these days

I just cannot be bothered and there's no

point.

I used to have this feeling of excitement

when I made videos and I released them and

it would get 20,000, 30,000, 40,000 views.

I used to get that feeling, but now it

doesn't happen anymore. I can't get that

feeling of pleasure from YouTube Because

the stupid channel is dead. And now even

when I do like clickbait stuff with new

girlfriend, it still doesn't work. The

clickbait doesn't work anymore. People

caught on to the fact that I was just

used— I don't know, I guess they finally

caught on to the fact that I just use

clickbait titles for drama and views.

Took them long enough, didn't it? So now

even the new girlfriend videos don't work

to get views. So nothing works.

The only thing that I think could work

would be a I'm quitting YouTube video,

but I can't be bothered.

It's just funny, my last livestream in

England when I was crying about Mila has

57,000 views for a livestream about

me moaning. And these days there's

no way I could ever get 57,000 views by

doing anything. It's just crazy where

all the people went. Where did they all

go?

It's also kind of sad and depressing that

all those people only stuck around because

I was miserable, and as soon as I was not

miserable anymore, they all just lost

Stupid idiots.

It just makes you feel like people don't

wish the best for you and they just want

to see you suffer for their own

entertainment. And then when you're no

longer suffering, then they just stop

watching. Those people

Sick, sick people. No, sad people.

These strings on celery.

I used to hate it when my ex-Korean

girlfriend would moan at me. She would

say, cut, take off the strings. So I

had to sit there peeling the strings off

like this. There's nothing wrong with

eating the strings.

If you touch it like this, it goes salty.

The annoying thing about everyone's advice

is if I took everyone's advice,

the channel would have been dead way

faster. The only reason the channel didn't

die was because I did everything opposite

to what people were telling me. As soon as

I even remotely did what people started to

tell me, like not talking

about everything in a relationship and not

sharing every private detail about my life

and not badmouthing girls and pump and

dumping viewers. As soon as I stopped

that, they all lost interest, didn't they?

So great advice for killing my channel,

idiots.

Every time— this is why I don't like

listening to people, because in my

experience, every time I took someone's

advice, it's always not worked, or it was

better if I just ignored them.

I hate when people just keep trying to

give me advice when what they're saying is

just a load of rubbish.

And now everyone's saying, oh, you need to

go back to Japan. If you love Japan so

much, why don't you watch the Hong Kong

guy? If it's

true that the only reason my content was

good was because of Japan, then how come

the Hong Kong guy's channel is dead?

The Hong Kong guy was also getting like

20,000 views. He makes videos in

Japan. Why don't you go and watch him

It's because people don't actually give a

shit about Japan. They only thought Japan

was more interesting because that's where

the drama took place.

I keep having to explain this, but no,

people never listen to me.

It's like that one guy who keeps saying my

Samsung S10+ microphone is broken and I

need to get a new phone. I keep saying

it's not because of the phone, it's

because the internet connection is

unstable. That's why the sound goes

crackly sometimes. Nothing to do with the

hardware, it's the internet connection.

But no, people never listen to me, do

they? It's always, Daniel, you're wrong.

Daniel, you're stupid. Daniel, you don't

understand. Blah blah blah.

Fucking annoying.

Now people are moaning at me about the

iPhone. I can't stand these people who

start moaning about how you spend your

money. And there's a lot of people who are

against Apple products. I like iPhone and

iPads and Apple products because they feel

good to use. I don't want to use some

cheap shitty $200 Chinese phone

that feels like plastic. I want a nice

feeling, good looking, well-designed

premium device. I don't care if it's a bit

And then they start whining saying, oh,

you're wasting money.

Oh, it's not even any different to last

year's model. The iPhone 12 is so

different to the iPhone 11. Look at this,

the design is completely different. Look

at the straight edges, the flatness

of the screen.

And I got the iPhone 12 mini because I was

fed up with how big this Samsung S10+ was,

which feels massive now to use after a

while. I didn't like the iPhone 11 because

it had that round design that was popular

back then, but I much prefer this boxy

flat edge design. It's just way cooler.

It's not even that expensive, it only cost

€900. It's not like it's €2,000.

I didn't get the Pro because the only

difference with the Pro is you get a zoom

lens that is 4x zoom. I couldn't

care less about 4x zoom. And you get

LiDAR, as if I care about LiDAR. I didn't

get the Max because it's too big and too

It is, it's €950 for the 256GB

version. The 64GB version is only about

€800. So it's not really that expensive.

But yeah, I guess software-wise it's not

really that different to last year's

iPhone. It's a tiny bit faster.

Tiny bit better camera.

You don't really notice it though.

And it's got that magnet thing. I don't

really care about the magnets. The MagSafe

accessories seem like a bit of a

gimmick. I'm not going to get a wallet

that magnetically attaches to the back.

Well, I don't want a wallet on the back of

my phone. Then if you lose your phone,

you've lost your wallet as well and all

your cards. I prefer to have my wallet and

my phone separate. So you spread out your

valuables instead of having it all in one

place. It's like putting— spreading your

eggs in different baskets.

But people get very angry. They start

calling you names for buying Apple

products. It's very weird.

If I'm using a phone all day long, then I

want to be using a nice phone, not some

crappy Chinese phone.

Any new plans for videos? I have

absolutely no plans for videos. Nothing.

And I'm finding it very hard to care

anymore.

Just kind of bored of trying to come up

with ideas. Nothing goes viral.

And then people just moan all the time

about anything and everything I do. I get

in— I get interested in the stock market,

everyone just says, oh, it's gambling.

Oh, you're wasting your money. Oh, this is

boring. Again, iPhone, people just moan

saying, oh, it's a waste of money. Oh,

it's overpriced Apple. So everything I do

that I genuinely like or enjoy, everyone

just starts moaning about it. Either it's

a waste of money or it's a waste of time.

Or if I get excited about a relationship

or a girl, they'll say, it won't last

forever, Daniel. I hate it when people say

that so much. Do you know what else

doesn't last forever? Being alive. So why

don't you just jump in front of a bus? If

not lasting forever equals it's pointless

doing or enjoying.

Everything's going to come to an end. It

doesn't mean you don't do it or you don't

enjoy it. Stupid thing to say.

Yeah, obviously a relationship eventually

is going to come to an end when either you

break up or one of you dies. It doesn't

mean I can't enjoy it when it's happening

and going well. And why does it mean I

can't be excited about it? Those are these

stupid people in the comments saying it

won't last forever.

I have the most negative, whiny,

irritating audience on all of YouTube.

Never seen an audience like this before.

I watch a lot of YouTube channels and I

have never seen such a negative, whiny,

bitching, annoying audience like mine. No

offense to you guys.

Well, I'm sure you guys are different

because you're like my livestream viewers,

but I'm talking about the vast majority

of my viewers who just watch my regular

I've never seen such a negative audience

on all of YouTube. Even Amberlynn Reid,

that fat woman, has a more positive

audience than I do. Even Onision, when he

doesn't disable his comment section,

probably has less negativity.

I'm not even allowed to get excited

about anything without someone trying to

bring me down.

Like, when I start getting excited about

how much I've made on stocks, there's

always some idiot going, yeah, what about

taxes, Daniel?

Instead of congratulations, Daniel, good

job, Daniel, well done, Daniel, they have

to bring up some negative thing to counter

my positivity.

As soon as anyone just says anything about

taxes, I just ban them straight because

they're just so irritating.

Wine, wine, wine. I look at the comment

section on other investment channels, not

a single person is saying anything about.

Oh, you mean me, Texas?

Oh,

just cannot

deal with it anymore.

How am I supposed to get excited about

making videos and sharing things I love

when every time I share what I love

everyone just shits on it?

Yeah, I don't know if you've ever had like

a friend or someone in your life when

every time you try and share something

that you're really into they're just kind

of negative about it. And then it just

makes you not want to talk to them about

it. It's like I used to try and talk to my

dad about video games and he

would just be negative about it all the

so I just stopped talking to him about it

because I thought, what's the point of

talking to him about stuff I'm interested

in when he just,

uh, puts puts me down, puts it down.

Just annoying.

I still remember that time I was about 10

years old and he told me to shut up.

I remember it so clearly. I went to my

friend's house and he had some kind of

multi-controller adapter for the

PlayStation. And for some reason I got

really excited about it and I came home

and I was telling my dad about it and he,

he looked really stressed out, probably

stressed out from work.

And he told me to shut up.

It's weird how well I remember that

moment.

Have I learned any Dutch? No, I have not.

I refuse to assimilate to anyone's

culture. Assimilating to

a foreign culture is inviting someone to

do you up the bum.

I will stick with my own language and my

own ways, and don't,

don't try and assimilate

I could make celery soup. I haven't made a

soup in a long time.

Yeah, I'm just not interested in learning

a foreign language. After Japanese,

after learning Japanese, I'm just very

against learning stuff.

I was very motivated to learn Japanese. I

used to practice every day. I had about 20

Japanese girls that I was chatting to, to

practice with, and if some of them were

busy, I would just rotate them. Like, I

had this constant rotation of Japanese

girls that I could practice with.

I just don't see the point of learning

Dutch. Everyone speaks English.

I guess the only time knowing Dutch would

have been useful was when I was getting

attacked by that crazy guy.

I could have understood what he was

saying. I could have told him that I

didn't do anything.

It's kind of scary when Words have

no effect in, in trying to de-escalate a

situation, and it's not like I'm gonna

fight back, especially if the guy's bigger

than me and looks crazy.

The hell's this music?

One weird thing about this place is people

play music really loudly. When they're

outside in the car, walking around,

they'll just have the music playing full

blast, maximum volume, and I can hear it

so loudly when they walk past my place. I

just don't understand, how do they not

feel embarrassed? There's no way I

could walk down the street with my music

on full blast and not feel any kind of

embarrassment. I just

find it strange how some people don't feel

embarrassment.

I only played music out loud when I was by

myself, and then as soon as I heard

someone coming back, if I heard my dad

coming home from work, I would quickly

turn the music off because I'd be

I'd be embarrassed if he could hear what I

was listening to.

Because I listen to kind of weird music.

I used to listen to stuff like Nightwish,

which is like opera metal, and then I used

to listen to Japanese pop music, which

sounds kind of weird and cringy.

These days I don't really listen to

anything. I listen to Relaxing coffee shop

jazz music ASMR.

It's quite nice. It soothes my brain.

I don't listen to much metal. Kind of got

bored of metal, actually.

How come I'm making so much from stocks?

Well, I watch a lot of stock YouTubers who

know what they're talking about, and

they've been doing this for decades, and

most of the time they are, they are

accurate. And the things I've chosen after

listening to their recommendations have

always done well. And the only losses

I made were because of stocks I picked

because I thought it was a good idea. I

thought Amazon and Zoom was a good idea

when I first started. Ended up losing

£1,000 on those 2.

There's people out there who know what

they're doing and know what they talk

about— know what they're talking about,

and they make videos and you can just

listen to what they think.

So yeah,

you just use other people's knowledge

instead of learning it yourself.

It's not like I know anything. It's not

like I have some kind of special talent

for picking out stocks that are going to

do well. I know nothing about the business

world or what makes a good company.

Or you can use this, this app called eToro

where you copy other people's portfolios.

So you're kind of like paying them to

manage everything and to make you money,

and it's doing quite well. I gave £1,000

to 3 people. One of them's made me about

$100, the other one's made $20, and the

other one's made $20. So I just leave that

in there and it grows over time. Might put

more in, seems like a good idea.

Oh my God, can you hear that music?

I was finally happy that those noisy

people moving out— I don't know if they're

still here. They didn't used to play

music. I'm not sure where the

music's coming from. It sounds like Indian

music.

What if the new people who move in

upstairs are even noisier?

Why can't I just have a nice quiet person

who just goes to work, works in an office

maybe? Well, if you work in an office, I

don't think you'd be living here. You'd be

living somewhere nicer. I don't think

people who have nice jobs live in this

area. People who live here probably work

as— I don't even know—

probably on benefits, or they work in a

restaurant, or they deliver newspapers or

Don't like it.

I don't want to listen to other people's

music.

It's like you're being forced into

listening to someone's music. I feel like

it's violating my human rights

because I can't turn off the music and I

can't stop hearing it. All I can do is

block my ears, which is not very effective

and it's uncomfortable. I don't want to

wear earplugs in my own home all day long.

Noise-canceling headphones. So I have to

walk around, sit around in my own home

wearing headphones all day long.

That's going to get so uncomfortable. I'm

going to have these deep red lines in my

ears.

And then it's bad for your ears, you know,

having headphones on because you've got

speakers right next to your eardrums.

It's not good. People who listen to a lot

of music using headphones and earphones,

they tend to lose their hearing, or it

damages their hearing.

Because you're sending these sound

vibrations directly into your eardrums

from a very close range.

It reminds me of that scene in Walking

Dead when Daryl gets kidnapped, captured,

and then they put him in that cell and

they keep Playing that really loud music

as torture. That's what it feels like.

Nearly finished with my celery.

Am I making dinner for 2? No, just myself.

This is gonna be for tonight's dinner,

tomorrow's lunch, and also tomorrow's

dinner. I've also still got all the

broccoli that I cut last week during the

livestream. Didn't use it because Mila

came over and we had McDonald's, and then

we had sushi, and then she made like

a potato thing.

Wow, I've been cutting celery for an hour.

World record. And people say I don't make

original content. You find one other

channel where they cut celery for an hour.

I'm the only channel that does it.

I'm not

sure what to make. I might stir-fry the

broccoli and celery and use my oyster

sauce with—

I've got some pork belly.

I've got pork belly and I've got some beef

patties. The beef patty is so cheap, you

get 4 of them and it's only about €2,

so it's about 50 cents per burger compared

to a Beyond Burger thing where it costs €5

and you only get 2. Why would I bother?

When it's so much more expensive.

And I don't understand why it's so

expensive. Isn't it cheaper to produce

lab-grown meat than it is to have a farm

and raise a cow and feed a cow for 5 years

or whatever and then butcher it? It must

be cheaper to make that fake meat stuff.

Hmm,

I guess if you're one of those diehard

vegetarians, then it's a good option.

I like the taste of it, the Beyond Meat.

Burger thing. It was quite nice, but I

wouldn't buy it regularly because it's so

expensive.

Oh, I watched that movie on Netflix. This

is a really good movie. It's called The

Founder, and it's about— it's

about McDonald's and the early days of

McDonald's and how they became such a

massive massive

business. It was really interesting. I

didn't know any of that.

I like these movies when it's about real

stuff and the origins of real companies.

You find out how it was built and the

drama between the owners and stuff like

It's a bit of a sad story. So there were

the McDonald brothers, Richard and Maurice

McDonald. They founded it and created it,

but they weren't very ambitious. They just

had a couple restaurants and they were

fine with it. They didn't really want to

become like a a global name. And then this

random milkshake salesman guy called Ray

Kroc finds out about them, and he's like

this really ruthless, cutthroat

businessman, and he partners with them to

help them grow the business. And he ends

up kind of taking over the whole thing and

forcing them into selling their shares and

the trademark things,

and they sold the McDonald's license for

like $2 million when

Ray Kroc would go on to make $600 million

or something by growing out the business.

It was quite interesting.

It's interesting how everything kind of

has humble beginnings, even these massive

companies and corporations.

And the burgers only cost 15 cents back

then. That's crazy.

1960 or 1950-something, you could get a

McDonald's burger with chips for 15 cents.

Imagine in 70 years' time from now,

how much would McDonald's cost? It'd be

like $20 to buy a McDonald's, wouldn't it?

How much money would it cost?

Oh, finished my celery.

My grandfather bought the land that my

house is built on and my uncle's house.

He bought the whole plot of land for just

£200, and it's a huge

piece of land that has now been split into

2. And has 2 big houses on it.

I wonder how much 200 back then would be

worth now. Must be a couple— well, tens of

thousands maybe.

Why do I eat so much greens? I'm gonna

have meat as well. This is not just what I

eat. I don't just eat a plate of celery.

Jesus. Obviously I'm gonna add meat.

And have some rice.

Get rid of this.

Give me advice, help me get rid of social

anxiety. I don't know,

I kind of gave up trying to Oh, did I cut

myself? I'm bleeding,

but it's all dry. I don't feel pain.

How did I not notice I cut myself?

I didn't see any blood come out. Is this

blood? Yeah, it is blood.

Let me lick it. Yeah, that's definitely

blood. I bled on this livestream.

Yeah, I kind of gave up trying to overcome

social anxiety, and now I just do things

to avoid triggering it. I feel like that's

easier.

But when I pushed myself, um, I did

feel like I was becoming more social.

When I was living in guest houses in

Japan, I became quite sociable.

The problem with social anxiety is when

you've got money, then you

can live by yourself. The only reason why

I lived in guest houses when I was younger

was because I didn't have any money. I

didn't have a choice. I had to stay in

some cheap guest house because I couldn't

afford to get my own place. And not

having money forces you into situations

like getting a job, which means you have

to be social and you have to deal with

people, and living in shared

accommodation, which means you have to be

interacting with people. And then you kind

of overcome it that way. But then you

start making money and you don't need a

job anymore, and you don't have to share a

guest house anymore, and then you just

become completely isolated again, which is

what's happened to me. I don't need to get

a job and I can afford to live by myself,

so now I've just become Even more,

the most isolated I've ever been in my

life is now.

So that's one drawback. It makes,

makes social anxiety worse.

So you just become lazy and you have to be

really motivated to put yourself out there

when you don't have to. Do I like

the isolation? Well, I don't know,

sometimes I feel lonely and then I do a

I guess it does get a bit boring just

being all by yourself day long. I have no

idea what to do. I just sit here playing

games mostly. I do some cleaning,

I make food, I do the laundry.

Don't really have anything to do.

Now these idiots playing music. Just when

I thought it would become quiet because

people are moving out.

Oh my God,

it's stupid sounding Auto-Tune Indian

music.

Oh, I can't— I don't know which is worse,

having to listen to music or listening to

footsteps. I think I preferred the

footsteps because now I've got this

thumping bass line going.

Maybe you can't hear it, but I can.

Oh,

my bin stinks.

Hmm, but I need my bin.

Something weird is happening in my fridge.

Things are getting frozen in the fridge.

How is that possible? Look, this is

frozen.

Why is my fridge freezing things?

Oh,

now it's frozen.

Adjust the temperature. I didn't even

notice there was a And adjust

button.

Uh, now it's all soggy and weird.

What was the great news? Well, the great

news was I got my neighbors kicked out,

but now the noisy neighbors has been

replaced with annoying music, so it's not

much of a celebration.

I don't understand Why people are so

against peace and quiet. Why is it like

everyone's so desperate to make as much

noise as possible? What is wrong with just

having some peace and quiet?

I feel like, like I'm the weirdo here and

no one else likes peace and quiet.

Everyone else is like, I'll have to be as

noisy as possible and make as much noise

as I can and

annoy Daniel in the process. Something

about Japan I found annoying, where in

stores and shops they tried to be as noisy

as humanly possible. The staff would just

be standing around screaming all the time

because in Japan they think more noise

equals more lively and the customers

would prefer that. Prefer it if

you shut up and just stop yelling and

shouting, actually.

I've decided not to go into stores because

there were a bunch of staff screaming and

shouting in there.

I feel like I'm fighting a losing battle.

I will never win against the noisemakers.

Oh, look at my cutting board, it's all

wet.

What do I look forward to? I'm looking

forward to December the 18th. When LCA

merges with Golden Nugget Gaming, and I'm

gonna make $4,000.

But then the excitement wears off and you

think, oh, it's just money. I'm still just

going to be sitting here bored all day

long. And then I start looking for things

I could use my money on. To try and make

me feel less bored, and then bought a

bloody iPhone 12.

And then you realize it's just a phone and

does everything that my phone could

already do, but it's just— it looks nicer.

But at the end of the day, it doesn't

really do anything that makes me really

excited.

Oh, thank you, Ed. Do I prefer lager or

ale? I don't know, actually.

I don't know what the difference is.

What's beer? Is that lager? It reminds

me of that Friends episode when Ross and

What's his name? Michael. Have that really

awkward meeting and they start talking

about lager.

That's what I'm like. I related so much to

that scene.

You know, Ross invites Michael— is his

name Michael? The guy Paul Rudd plays.

Over to his place for dinner. And then

he's like, oh, we have so much to talk

about. We're both divorced. We both like

music. And he says, oh, I don't like to

talk about my divorce. And they

end up just sitting there in silence.

I just like normal beer.

I don't like really dark beer.

I don't like really strong beer. Just

normal beer, it's fine.

But what I really like is root beer. Now

that's a tasty beverage. It's like

Coca-Cola, but it's got a stronger— it has

that stronger kind of plant taste,

you know, like mouthwash but without the

mintiness. Root beer is just the best

drink ever.

My mum used to make— what was it called?

Is it called an ice cream soda?

So she would get root beer or Pepsi or

something and then put vanilla ice cream

into it. That was really nice when I was a

kid. Oh,

thank you, Bowser. Stab something. I'll

stab my onion.

Stupid, annoying, negative viewers and

people who don't watch my channel anymore.

This is what you get.

I think the problem is people didn't

understand that I was making videos to

entertain people so I could get money,

but they thought my channel was like a

cry for help, like I'm trying to get help

because I'm so messed up as a person.

I was trying to make comedy and

entertaining videos,

not trying to get armchair therapist and

psychology sessions from the comments

I don't know why people didn't get it.

Even now, people refuse to believe that I

was trolling. When— even when I say,

yeah, I'm a troll and I troll, they still

refuse to accept it. And they say, yeah,

you just want us to think you're a troll

so you can say whatever you want.

They still think I'm really, really like

this in, in real life, and I don't

exaggerate or say dumb stuff,

say dumb stuff. Just a lot. Wow, this

onion's messing me up,

stinging my eyes.

The problem is when I explain it, it kind

of takes— it ruins

it, doesn't it, if I have to explain it?

It's like having to explain the joke. It

just makes it not funny anymore. But

people don't even realize it was a joke in

the first place, and then they start

getting all angry and then start insulting

me and calling me names.

It's very hard to get views on YouTube.

You need to get attention in some way,

and the, the way that works for me was by

saying weird, crazy absurd,

deranged, degenerate stuff.

Would I consider Hong Kong guy sneaky

scumbag? Yeah, I would.

Backstabbing, annoying idiot.

Do do do do do.

Why is it so

painful to cut onions? Why do I have to

release that stupid gas?

Maybe because onions don't want to get

eaten, and this is a defense mechanism.

Oh, but onions don't feel pain, so it's

okay to chop them into tiny pieces.