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I have a question for you - LG G5 vlog

2016-12-08 · 5 min

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    Nothing like a cup of coffee to start the

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    Daniel! Paul, you scared the shit out of

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    me! How would you feel if I told you that

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    in 200 years' time, all life on Earth will

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    be wiped out? What?! How about trying good

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    morning next time? Whether the morning is

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    good or not is irrelevant. Now answer the

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    question. If I were to tell you that in

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    200 years' time, all life on Earth will be

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    wiped out, how will you feel? Your

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    children, your grandchildren's children,

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    all of mankind and all life on the planet

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    will cease to exist. How will you feel?

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    You're such a downer, Paul. This is why

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    you don't have any friends. Do you think I

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    look like the kind of person who cares

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    about having friends? Now answer the

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    question. I don't know, no one's ever

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    asked me that before. I guess I wouldn't

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    really care. 200 years is a long time from

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    now. We'll be long gone. If all life on

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    Earth is going to end in 200 years' time,

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    then I guess it would feel like everything

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    we're working hard for now is kind of

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    pointless if it's just gonna all come to

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    an end in 200 years' time. But then if you

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    think about it, it's gonna come to an end

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    eventually. You know, it might be 200

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    years' time, might be 200 million years'

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    time. The point is, we don't know when

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    it's going to come to an end, and we don't

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    really think about when it's going to come

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    to an end. We just live our lives and do

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    the best we can. Besides, why would I

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    believe you? You could just be making it

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    up. You do not have to believe what I say.

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    You can see for yourself. Let me show you.

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    We shall be traveling 200 years into the

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    future, to the year 2216. You're joking,

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    right? What have

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    you done to my hair?

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    I told you, we're going 200 years into the

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    future. Obviously, this is how time has

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    affected your physical appearance. What?

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    That doesn't make any sense! Why would

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    going 200 years into the future make my

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    hair grow really long? If going 200 years

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    into the future means that time has an

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    effect on my body, then I would be dead!

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    My hair wouldn't just suddenly grow really

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    long! Look, I didn't make up the rules for

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    time travel, okay? Now, do you want to see

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    your decimated planet or not? Okay, show

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    me my decimated planet then. Can I at

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    least go and get a haircut before we go?

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    No, we only have a limited amount of time

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    that we can stay in the future. Besides,

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    you look kind of cute. Oh, thanks.

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    Anyway, since we're 200 years in the

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    future, does that mean all my family are

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    dead? Does that mean all my friends are

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    dead? Um, you don't have any friends.

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    And yes, your whole family no longer

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    exists. Sorry about that. But don't worry,

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    we won't be staying in the future for too

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    long. We'll be back soon. This is all that

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    remains on your beloved planet. All your

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    loved ones, all life on Earth,

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    brutally wiped out in a single event.

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    Are you sure? It kind of looks the same to

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    me. I mean, it's always looked like that.

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    If everything's the same, then where are

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    all the people? Where's your family, huh?

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    You're all alone, aren't you? Where are

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    your friends? Oh wait, you didn't have any

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    friends in the first place. This is just a

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    big joke, isn't it? You haven't taken me

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    200 years into the future. You've just

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    slipped some kind of crazy hair growth

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    formula into my coffee, haven't you? How

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    could you do this to me, Paul? I believed

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    you. I believed we were 200 years in the

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    future. How could you trick me like this?

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    I thought we were friends. I took you in

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    from the streets when you were starving

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    and cold, and I fed you and I gave you

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    shelter. And this is how you repay me?

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    You made me think my family were dead.

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    You made me think that humanity and all

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    life on Earth were going to go extinct in

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    200 years. No, Paul, there's nothing

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    you can say right now. Just don't say

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    anything. There's nothing you can say that

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    can make me change my mind. Just leave.

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    Pack your bags. You're gone. I don't care.

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    I don't care. I can't take this anymore.

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    But Daniel, I was only trying to help. I

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    was only trying to show you that you do

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    have family. You do have friends. I'm your

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    friend. We're here for you. You don't have

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    to feel alone anymore. Paul, I don't— I

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    don't understand you. What are you trying

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    to say? What is this all about?

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    You just seem so alone, Daniel. I want you

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    to know that you're not alone. You're

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    never alone. I'm here for you. We're all

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    here for you. It's okay. It's okay.

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    That's— that's the kindest thing anyone

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    has ever done for me. I thought you were

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    just taking the piss. Now can you give me

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    some scissors so I can cut this fucking

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    hair off? Aww, but I like the way you look

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    with long hair. I think it suits you.

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    Paul, let's get mad!

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