Clips/gayfriend

I'm scared if I get a guy friend, he might be secretly gay, and then he tries to get close to me, and then we get drinks, and then when we're drunk, he sucks my dick. For some reason, a lot of people think I'm gay. Don't know why. I don't know, I don't want to get in a situation

where me and my guy friend just start casually having bum sex, because once you've had it the first time, you get hooked, and then you're like, oh, why don't we have it every time? Then you're gay. They're like, oh, it's just one bumfuck, Dan. And then after your 50th bumfuck, it's like, oh, it's just another bumfuck, Dan.

And then before you know it, he never leaves. He's just walking around your house naked looking for a bumfuck every second. That's how the gays get you. They convert you by— they start off with, oh, it was just a little suck. Oh, would you like to put it in my bum? If You want to get a girlfriend

and you're single, never hang out with a guy because you'll end up just becoming gay because you're probably really horny because you haven't had sex in a while. Gay guys will take advantage of that.