Sending Dicpics

Look, there's me. I sent a dick pic to this girl. I thought she would block me, but she just told me off. She said, you shouldn't send dick pics. I said, sorry, I thought you liked me. And she said, no, I don't have feelings for you. Maybe I'll send her another one. No, I'm just kidding. She was cute. She was from Taiwan. Oh, look, he's sucking my dick. 8 years ago. I don't know why I sent dick pics. It's because I fancied her and we weren't talking anyway, and I knew there was no chance of anything happening, so I thought, why not? It's not like we're friends anyway. It's not like we talk anyway. I think it's just when guys feel frustrated sexually and they want the woman that they fancy to look at them in a sexual way. Instead of just as a friend. And then the only way to do that is by sending them a dick pic. If you don't know how to flirt, that's the easiest way. It's just funny to see their reaction. Most of the time they'll just block you, but then sometimes they, they don't block you and they either laugh. I've had reactions when they just laughed. They said, hahaha, oh my god, Daniel, I can't believe you sent me that. And then it's no big deal. Most of the time they just block you. I sent one to this girl that I used to be friends with, and she wasn't angry, she just laughed. And she said, like, she said, she said she couldn't believe I sent it to her. And then we continued chatting afterwards. And then we just kind of stopped talking. Maybe I'll send her another one. I'm just kidding. I'm joking. I would never do that. Lots of selfies. Oh look, it's Toffee. Do you send them while erect? Of course, I'm not gonna send them a floppy. I want them to see me at my peak, peak size. This was in— when was this? I can't remember. I used to like these bird with arms pictures. Made me laugh. I swear my tooth used to be less crooked back then.