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3 min
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  1. 0:02

    Whoa, it only touched the wall gently and it scratched the paint off. I can't believe it. I've got wheel cleaner. I can use the wheel cleaner inside the car, can't I? If it cleans, it cleans. Wheel cleaner?

    Segment details0:02–0:20 · rev_cf8d5be3958f0a74b13af44e4feb1265_0
  2. 0:23

    More like willy cleaner.

    Segment details0:23–0:25 · rev_cf8d5be3958f0a74b13af44e4feb1265_1
  3. 0:28

    Fuck, out the way! Fuck, tripod. Another tripod broken. I stole that tripod from my Korean girlfriend. I said, can I have it? She was like, no. So I took it anyway. It's like, well, I'm taking it. What are you gonna do? Who's gonna stop me? Look, you can use this to clean the whole car. You see all

    Segment details0:28–0:49 · rev_cf8d5be3958f0a74b13af44e4feb1265_2
  4. 0:49

    these idiots with the hose pipes and pressure washers and buckets of soapy water making a mess and you don't need it at all. That's how the rich stay rich, my boy. Look, this wheel cleaner is making everything smeared. The window's all smeared now. This wheel cleaner is just smearing everything. Maybe I'll use the glass cleaner instead. Look,

    Segment details0:49–1:12 · rev_cf8d5be3958f0a74b13af44e4feb1265_3
  5. 1:12

    this car's all smeared. I gotta do it all again. Look, there's like a smearing Like butter. Like I've got butter on my car. It's made my headlights look smeared as well. Oh, it's smeared my headlights. It's like I put butter all over my car. Rubbish, that cleaner. Glass cleaner on the wheel, wheel cleaner on the glass.

    Segment details1:12–1:35 · rev_cf8d5be3958f0a74b13af44e4feb1265_4
  6. 1:38

    Clean this

    Segment details1:38–1:38 · rev_cf8d5be3958f0a74b13af44e4feb1265_5
  7. 1:40

    up the bum. It's all smear stains all over the car. Maybe I do need soapy water. It's not cleaning, it's like smearing. I put the Every and Amazon packages on the roof of my car and it scratched it a lot. I might empty this and put dishwasher water in it. Maybe that's better. Oh no, the window does

    Segment details1:40–2:05 · rev_cf8d5be3958f0a74b13af44e4feb1265_6
  8. 2:05

    not look very clean. It's just smearing. Clean and clean and clean it. And it doesn't get clean. Looking very smeary. I put Fairy Liquid in my glass cleaner. Behold my genius. What if I piss on it? Oh, it's all soapy. It's making it worse. I'm putting in the work and it's just not getting clean. Oh, it's getting

    Segment details2:05–2:32 · rev_cf8d5be3958f0a74b13af44e4feb1265_7
  9. 2:32

    worse. What? I put my phone in here. And I forgot, and I slammed the boot down like this, and then this bit here cracked the screen.

    Segment details2:32–2:46 · rev_cf8d5be3958f0a74b13af44e4feb1265_8
  10. 2:49

    Genius.

    Segment details2:49–2:52 · rev_cf8d5be3958f0a74b13af44e4feb1265_9
  11. 2:54

    Car's smeared in soap. It's fine, when it rains it'll wash off. Self-cleaning. Oh, it's all covered in smears.

    Segment details2:54–3:02 · rev_cf8d5be3958f0a74b13af44e4feb1265_10
  12. 3:06

    Hey, that

    Segment details3:06–3:07 · rev_cf8d5be3958f0a74b13af44e4feb1265_11
  13. 3:10

    actually kind of works.

    Segment details3:10–3:11 · rev_cf8d5be3958f0a74b13af44e4feb1265_12