A lovely day out in Düsseldorf Germany with my friend

It's about 9 AM in the morning and the

Turkish girl should be coming in around an

hour. She's going to be coming here, so I

need to go out to the entrance and look

out for her. I guess I am a little bit

nervous. I'm not sure what she's going to

be like. We've chatted a bit on Instagram,

but we haven't done any video calls or

anything. And we haven't really chatted a

huge amount. So yeah, she's a bit of a

mystery to me. Anyway, I just had a shower

and I'm all cleaned up. I do have a bit of

a problem with the rubbish situation. My

bin is completely full of decomposing

leftover food, and that over there— let me

see. See, you can see that? That's a, um,

it's a duck leg bone sticking

out. And I'm using this bag as a second

bin. I just don't really like letting the

cleaning people into the room because I'm

in, I'm in the room and I want privacy.

And I don't usually leave the room until

very late, until around 5 PM. By then

they're not really cleaning rooms anymore.

So if I wanted the room to get cleaned, I

would have to be out of the room when I

want to be in the room. Anyway, I don't

think it really matters because I'm quite

a tidy person. Look, it's very nice and

tidy. So yeah, I'm just gonna wait another

hour and then she should be here.

I decided not to ditch the microphone,

that's why it's still here. Maybe I'll

ditch it in this hotel, I don't know. And

yesterday I went to Uniqlo And I bought 2

new hoodies. I'm wearing one of them. I

got this white one, or light grey one,

and I also got a dark blue one. I think it

looks quite nice. Okay, so it's now 11 AM

and I haven't heard anything from her. I

thought she would have reached the hotel

by now and then connected to the Wi-Fi and

then messaged me, but she hasn't. So I

guess I should go down there and see if

she's waiting.

Can't see her anywhere. Maybe she got

lost. Maybe I'll just go back to my room

then. Maybe she's

lost. Yeah, she must be lost.

I feel stupid now. Well, I guess I could

play Rainbow Six for a bit more. Why not?

Jeez.

We're getting ice cream.

I didn't say thank you.

I'm rude.

It really tastes like tastes like

marzipan. Oh, you want

to try? Nothing.

Want to try?

This is a big river.

Do you like your ice cream? Yes, a lot.

It's nice. Is this the Rhine?

River Rhine.

Mhm.

We're on a bridge.

It's very exciting.

It's hot.

So please,

is it nice? Yes, I like french fries. I

like onion. I like everything.

They're called chips. What? Chips.

Okay, not french fries.

Okay, I like chips.

We're going shopping.

You're so short.

I look huge next to you. It's nice.

I'm 6 foot tall. It's nice for you.

Is that coffee?

Looks

real. Quack,

quack.

We're getting pizza.

For final

Sunday, I'm a Turkish,

I'm a Turkish champion.

It's too hot, burning my fingers.

Ow! Just wait

a bit. I can't, it's too hot. Just wait a

little bit.

It's not bad.

6.5 out of 10.

My pizza's better.

This one. Did you see

me make pizza in my video? No, I made

a curry pizza.

You're not a true fan.

She's a vegetarian. There you go.

People say no because she doesn't eat

pork. No, you're not Muslim, are you?

No, I tried before.

It's all— it's not— I

didn't see any difference.

It's like sausage. Maybe it's a sausage.

It was a Portuguese meal.

Not getting dirty.

My cushion.

It tastes like a warm, flat Coca-Cola.

Everything's closed. It's a Monday

afternoon and the whole town is dead.

Zombie apocalypse town. No people.

Look, the sandwiches are there. They just

leave the sandwiches there unattended,

rotting. What happened?

Why is there police and ambulances?

Smells like smoke. I thought it was dust,

but it was smoky, not dusty.

Whoa, why is it so windy?

Smells like barbecue.

Wow.

69. You know what 69 means? Yeah, I

thought you didn't know what it meant.

Look how small her hand is.

Your hand's tiny. Yes. Wait, put it here.

No, no, same way as my hand is.

Oh, oh, oh, what happened here?

I'm at the scene of the crime.

There's smoke coming out.

Sebastian Fox.

McDonald's,

€1. Yes, don't they have a special German

burger?

Oh look, veggie burger for you. It's

perfect. You can eat, you can have dinner

tonight. Yes, yes, yes. I'm guessing a

doppel cheeseburger is a double

cheeseburger. Doppel means

double. Chicken burger.

Do you think they understand chips, or do

I have to say fries?

Fries. What if I said chips? What if you

order for me? Okay. Yes,

good plan. I can do it. All right.

McDonald's in Germany.

It's a very big dog. So big you could ride

it. Big dog. Yeah.

Oh, oh,

what did I get?

I got a Coca-Cola. Cola and

a straw and some chips and

a burger.

It's called a Big Tasty. It's very

big. It has a strip

of bacon. It's a bit messy.

Look, it's all over the place. Look at

that bacon.

German bacon.

Cheers.