grinding to level 60

Testing. Hello, hello, hello,

hello. We're trying out a different

streaming platform today.

Using Prism Live instead of Streamlabs.

But my internet is bad, right? It says 400

latency. Usually it's like 150 or 200.

It says I have 4 bars of 4G.

I keep wasting my sigils because I do the

Nightmare Dungeon and And then I get

disconnected or my game crashes, and then

when I log back in, it's kicked me out of

the dungeon. It's really annoying.

I don't know how many sigils I've lost

I think it's okay now. I think Prism Live

Studio is downloading something.

But I wanted to test out this software,

see if it's better than Streamlabs.

Streamlabs, Streamlabs, Streamlabs kept

crashing last time. If this keeps

crashing too, then maybe I'll try OBS.

Something is wrong.

God, it's so annoying living off SIM card

internet instead of just having wired

internet.

It's just not very reliable.

Seems to be okay.

I don't know if nobody has wired internet

here. They must do. I think my girlfriend

just doesn't know what she's talking

about. She says we can't get fiber optic

here. Okay, but what about, you know,

normal internet that's not fiber optic?

I don't understand how a modern building

in 2023 with thousands of residents and

the internet company doesn't think, well,

maybe we should provide them fiber optic,

we could make more money. We don't

have fiber optic in the UK where I live

because I'm in the middle of nowhere

I don't know how to do it because I don't

speak Thai.

So frustrating. When I moved into the

apartment in Manchester, they already had

a fiber optic box there from

the previous tenant, and all I did was

phone them up and say, hey, I'm new, I

just moved in, sign me up to the internet,

hook me up. And then I had amazing

internet, like 200 upload download. It's

probably the best internet I ever had. If

you think Bangkok had more internet than

Manchester— oh, my internet's good now,

170. At least in the UK, in my home, we

had wired internet. Okay, it's not fiber

optic, but at least it's not a mobile data

SIM card. Why is my entire life struggling

to get good internet? So annoying. I need

internet. I'm a YouTuber,

famous YouTuber and Twitch streamer.

How can I not have internet?

Does it sound okay?

Yesterday people were not telling me when

my mic wasn't even I wasn't even using the

right mic. Half the

stream just sounds really bad. I guess

people don't care.

It's finally 1080p. Hmm,

that's not good. I don't want 1080p.

If it's going to cause lag. I changed the

Prism Live Studio settings to 1000

megabits bitrate— kilobits.

God, it's so laggy.

Is this crane guy following me?

If I disconnect in the Nightmare Dungeon,

I'm gonna be so pissed.

Oh my God, it's like rubber banding every—

350 latency now.

I have to go to school today, so I've only

got a few hours to stream. I wanted to

test out this.

Hmm, it seems okay when I'm in the

Yeah, I'm gonna start school next week,

but today we're gonna go just to pick up

some documents and then go to immigration,

get my student visa. But I think it would

officially start next week.

It's going to suck. Because all I

want to do is play Diablo.

Oh, do you like my new boots? Got these

boots, it creates an ice trail and freezes

enemies. It's really cool, it's like

playing Splatoon.

It doesn't slow them down though, it would

be nice if it slowed the enemies. And I've

also got this thing where when I dodge I

get a speed boost for a few seconds,

which is pretty cool,

so I can get out of the way of danger.

It's kind of lagging,

like when I— don't know,

gets very choppy.

I haven't gone to school yet, so I don't

I'm going to learn Thai language

so I get a student visa. This is gonna be

a nightmare. Every few seconds it kind of

drops frame rates.

It's gonna lag out, then we're gonna die.

Seems okay.

Oh, it's doing it. See that?

The amount of times I died because of lag.

Uh, I need to switch my iPad internet.

I've got 3 SIM cards and they all suck.

I think this one is my strongest internet.

Prism Live is a pretty good-looking

software. It looks like Streamlabs, but

it's got a nicer UI.

Let's see what the widgets are like.

It's got

text. I think I finally made enough money

from all my Diablo content to pay for the

game. I think I made like probably over

$70 by now.

Finally, after making like 15 videos

and doing streams.

Where are the widgets?

Ah, clock widget. I can have a clock.

Oh, it shows the time. Or I could have a

countdown. Do you want to see the time?

Why does the time say 1?

1 second.

Probably have

to set the time. Oh, there it is. 9:27 AM.

In the morning.

What else can we do?

Audio visualizer. Background template.

Prism chat.

Yeah, Diablo is pretty fun.

Put the chat on the screen,

the 80% of the time dead chat.

Hmm, there's not many widgets.

Okay, let's see if I can finish a dungeon

without getting kicked out.

I don't know how many more Diablo videos

I'm gonna try making. None of them are

getting views. Only one got some views,

which was the highest damage barbarian

build. But for some reason no one

comments. It got like 3,000 views,

but there's no comments. There's only one.

Very weird.

I guess people don't want to comment, or

they feel like I baited them. Some people

commented, they said they were upset

because the title said highest damage when

it wasn't. I mean, obviously it's not

highest damage in the whole world.

People get so butthurt over the title.

So I said, well, it's the highest damage

I've ever done, and they were like, oh,

you should have put that as the title

then. You should shut the fuck up. If I

put highest— if I put that title, then it

wouldn't have gotten the views. Obviously

I chose that title to get the views,

which is all I care about. Imagine

thinking YouTubers care anything else

apart from getting the views.

No, I don't want that.

It's kind of hit and miss, isn't it?

Like, my Zelda videos did really well,

85k views. Diablo, a few of

them did okay, like 10k, 8k views.

I was really hoping to get 50, 60k,

but sometimes some games just don't work

and then other games do work really well.

Like Elden Ring worked really well.

Pokémon works really well. Zelda works

really well. But then other games

flopped for me, like Hogwarts Legacy.

Very strange.

Maybe Path of Exile will do better for me.

Let's keep trying, I guess.

Oh yeah, I, I got my tax review finished

by my accountant. Complete waste of time.

Like, anyone saying, oh, you should pay

for an accountant, they're talking

rubbish. He didn't save me any money.

He finished my tax report and And he

calculated I owed £3,600

in tax for last year. That is the same as

what I calculated it to by entering it

into the tax calculator.

So I don't know if I got scammed or that

is just how much tax I owe and there's no

getting around it. I put in some expenses

like this mic I'm using now. Put this down

as an expense, the LiveU Solo. I forgot

some things, like I could have put the IRL

server as an expense, or I could have put

the bonding service on the LiveU as an

expense. Don't know if it's too late now

to amend it.

No facecam? Nah, can't be bothered.

My face looks like I'm half asleep.

So I wasted £150 paying for a tax

accountant thinking, oh, he's gonna help

me save money.

Nope, completely useless.

I thought maybe he'd do some kind of tax

accountancy magic voodoo and get my costs

down. Maybe I didn't give him enough

information. Maybe I could have told him

I've been in Thailand for nearly half the

but I wasn't in Thailand for quite long

enough to count as— I don't know if I'd

count as tax resident of UK.

So I added up all the days and I was only

out of the UK for 180 days. And it says

you have to be out of the UK for 183 days

to count as not tax resident.

So I don't know if I get away with it.

But for this year, I'd definitely put

myself as not tax resident.

So I don't know, because I made a lot of

money last year. I made like £21,000,

which means I owe £2,500 in tax

plus £1,100. I don't understand what this

plus £1,100 is. So pay your tax

for the next year, but this year hasn't

even ended yet. So how can you calculate

my tax for this year when we're only in

June? So I asked

him, waiting for a reply.

So they're making me pay 1,100 for this

year when it's only been 2 months in this

year after April.

So I don't know what that— it says you owe

2,600 plus an additional 1,000.

What is that additional 1,000 for? So I'm

gonna have to pay with it 3,600. I'm

broke. My stocks are all going down.

My YouTube channel's dead. Diablo's not

getting any views. Now I owe $3,600 to

stupid tax. I'm fucked.

Hopefully I can pay monthly installments,

not one big chunk.

Dead in real life, dead in the game.

Maybe I can do like 200 a month, monthly

and pay monthly installments. I did that

last time.

Oh my God, I'm dying.

Stop moving. Why is it moving around like

that? It keeps stunning me.

Stop stunning me.

And I'm dead.

No. Oh, that was close. Nearly got me.

Stupid blood blisters.

So I don't see the point of trying hard to

make more money when you just get raped

with tax. It says

tax deductible allowance 12,000,

taxable amount 8,000.

I don't understand why I have to pay 2,500

when my taxable amount is only 8,000.

That's insane. Most of

it was National Insurance contributions

for like the NHS. I never used the NHS

ever. So stupid.

All my hard-earned YouTube money stolen.

My OnlyFans, that's pretty dead.

Just makes a couple hundred a month now.

Don't really care because I want to make

less money because I don't want to pay tax

again. I'm just gonna stop trying to make

money, make only $1,000 a month.

So my tax deductible amount will just be

zero because I'll make only $12K.

I'm not even gonna try. What's the point

trying to make $20K? You have to pay

nearly $3,000 in tax. Just not going

to try and make more money then. Stupid.

Just feel no motivation to try and make

loads of money. The effort

to reward ratio is too low.

It's probably what communism feels like.

What's the point trying?

The only reason I try hard is because I

want to make more money, but if I'm just

gonna get taxed more, then I can't be

fucking bothered.

I'll just make less money then.

It's not a very good system if your people

feel like they're fucked by tax so they

can't be bothered. Maybe that's the whole

point, like keep the people down, keep

them working at McDonald's because they'll

be thinking, oh, what's the point trying

to get a good job? Making $30K a year if I

get taxed 50%, or I just work at

McDonald's for $12K a year and not get

taxed at all.

So I wasted 150 on the stupid tax

accountant. I guess it makes sense because

I gave him the same numbers that I used to

calculate it, so obviously he would come

to the same answer,

wouldn't he? He's using the

same information I have. I was just hoping

he would, I don't know, help me save

something.

I think I could have added a lot more to

my expenses. Do you think I could write

off things like hotels as

a business expense? I'm thinking that's

kind of pushing it. I don't want to get in

trouble.

What? I'm frozen in ice.

Come on, die!

I have shit. Oh, I need to die.

Oh, that was close. Oh, he's not

dead, he's not dead! Oh my God, I thought

he died. He just teleported. Fucking hell,

he had 1 centimeter of health left.

Stupid game.

I don't— I think it did die.

Oh no, it didn't.

Lazooji Blink Swift.

Keep lagging. It's hard to fight when I

keep lagging. I lag in its

ice and I get frozen. See, I just lagged.

I'm frozen again.

It teleports. Fucking hell, I can't move.

Stupid game.

Oh my God,

what? Oh my God,

stupid laggy game.

Is the game 1,000 hours plus worth of

content? Yeah, probably, if you kept

playing it. I think there's endless

amounts of content. How do you finish the

game? You,

you finish tier 100 Nightmare

Dungeons, finish all the dungeons,

max level, Until there's

no way to improve your character anymore.

Why am I dying?

Why is this one mob so strong?

I think it's more fun than Zelda: Tears of

the Legend. I completely forgot about that

game. All you do in Tears of the Legend is

run to this shrine, run to that shrine,

do a boring puzzle, do the Water Temple,

whatever. Mess around making random

objects? That gets boring quick. I don't

really care about making some weird car

powered by rockets or whatever. Not really

that interested in building stuff. I want

to kill stuff. I like killing.

I'm gonna die. This is really hard with

the lag and everything. Run away!

It's not getting frozen in my trail of

ice.

Oh, it did get frozen. Haha.

Did it die? Oh, it did die.

Hmm,

have I played League? No, I don't like

MOBAs. MOBAs are boring because

there's no progression. Every time you

start a new game, you start from level 0.

You level up and get items in the match,

but then the match is over and you lose it

I used to be really into MOBAs, played

this iPad one called Vainglory,

but it gets boring.

My girlfriend bought a bunch of gaming

stuff yesterday, which is weird. She

bought those Hello Kitty kind of like

gaming headphones and a PlayStation wired

controller and a gaming mouse.

I don't know what she's gonna play.

So she's quitting her job and now bought a

bunch of gaming stuff.

Hmm.

I made her mashed potatoes with chili

beef— not chili beef, but like tomato

Bolognese beef sauce. It's kind of like

shepherd's pie, but not with the

potato on top of the beef. It was like

making spaghetti bolognese, but instead of

spaghetti, I put mashed potato with it.

Do you think that's weird? Because she

didn't like it. She really didn't like it.

I looked at her face and she was trying to

force it in. She said it was weird, like

baby food. And I said, look up shepherd's

pie. It's basically shepherd's pie. It's

not weird. I thought it tasted okay. The

bolognese was a bit wet. It was more like

spaghetti bolognese instead of shepherd's

pie, but it's the same mincemeat with

tomato and onions.

I thought it was fine. Bit bland, I guess.

I mixed butter and garlic powder and black

pepper into the mashed potato. I thought

it was pretty nice.

She really didn't like it. I'm gonna have

it for lunch because she didn't finish it.

I don't know why she bought a wired

PlayStation controller. It looks like a

PlayStation 2 controller. What's she gonna

play with that? Kind of unexpected.

Maybe she wants to play Diablo.

Oh, I nearly died.

Okay, I think this is the final boss.

This game's so repetitive now, you just

grind nightmare dungeons over and over.

There's no feeling of, is there any point

to this?

Here's the boss.

You can't crowd control the boss, which is

annoying. Oh, he's vulnerable.

I think there was an aspect where you gain

armor if you're stunned, something like

that, but I accidentally deleted it.

That would have been good because I keep

getting stunned.

I'm really glad I brought my Xbox

controller now. I was thinking, why did I

bring this? But now I have a good use for

it. This game is so much better with a

controller. Don't know how people play

keyboard and mouse. Feels bad

because you got all your skills

easily accessible on your fingers. Don't

have to use hotkeys. I keep forgetting

what my hotkeys are with the keyboard and

My damage is so bad. Put too many

points in defensive stuff.

How's the accountant doing with the tax?

He did nothing. He finished it and

he came to the same amount that I came to

when I did my own tax. Didn't save me any

money. Gotta pay 3,600 for last year,

which is how much I calculated on my own.

So it was a complete waste of money

getting him to do it.

Might as well just do it myself.

Oh, what's that snake

thing? Oh my God,

you heal for 73 life per second for

each close enemy, up to 291 life per

second. Holy crap, that's good.

Why so much tax? Because I made so much

money last year with the Elden Ring and

the sponsors. I made like 21K. So you

make over 20K, it means you're gonna have

to pay at least 2,500. But I don't know

why I have to pay that extra 1,000.

Waiting for him to reply. He takes ages to

reply. Okay, if I use this and

get the healing, I then lose 57% increased

damage to stunned enemies.

I don't know what to do. I could maybe

extract this and put it onto something

else.

So for this year, what can I say is an

expense for tax? Do you think I can write

off the Steam Deck? Because I only bought

it to make content. I want to get the ROG

Ally. It came out yesterday. Can I say

that's a tax expense? Because I'm used— I

did ask him. I said, I have a YouTube

channel, I make videos about tech and

games, can I write them off as expenses?

And he said yes. I Googled it. It said you

can write off anything that is used for

your business.

So I'd be using it to make content, which

is for my business. So I can write it off,

can't I? What about prostitution? Is that

part of my business? I don't think that

would count. I made a video about

prostitution. Well, I had to use one.

Tax expense. Top of the Shinji.

What else I get from this boss? That was

it. That's a pretty good amulet. Choker of

the Crowded Sage. So I can heal 291

for each— 73 life for each close enemy up

to 291. That'd be pretty good.

Goddamn, this game's addictive.

Okay, go back to town.

Ken— Ked Bardu.

Ask my girlfriend what time she's coming

back. What time we go to school?

I got a refund for Street Fighter, £50. I

don't want it. I need the money. I don't

have time to play Street Fighter. Playing

Uh, where am I going? The blacksmith.

Really wish they put the blacksmith next

to the occultist. I hate running here and

running there.

Okay, I want to dismantle a few things

like that, that, that,

that, that, that, and this. Oh,

I got 2 boots with the Trail of Frost on

Doing the same thing. Sell this one.

No, disenchant it. I got a Coiling

Ward.

Hmm, okay, so I want to extract the Amulet

Aspect, put it somewhere else.

After playing this, I don't know how I can

go back to Zelda where there's no— I mean,

they have weapons, but they keep breaking

after 5 seconds. You can't upgrade your

gear. There's no talent tree. Imagine they

had a talent tree. In Zelda.

There's no abilities in Zelda. You've got

attack, wind-up attack,

bow attack, and then you can attach items.

I guess you can attach items to weapons to

make special weapons, but there's no

abilities like stun your enemy.

Well, you use a stun fruit, I guess it's

kind of different.

So I want to extract this.

I think I already have this in my Codex of

Power.

Oh yeah, I already have it. There's no

point extracting it.

Oh, we're going to school at 3 PM.

Nice, that means I can stream way longer.

I thought we're going at 1 PM. Yeah, I

could stream all day, make my $10 on

Twitch. It's better than the 50 cents

I'm making on YouTube.

Uh, what was I doing? Oh yeah.

Hmm. Oh yeah, this one increased

Weapon Mastery skill by 200% damage, but I

don't have Weapon Mastery anymore because

I focus on defensive. Yeah, well, I only

get like 600 views on a stream and about

10 viewers. So I'll

take my $10.

Thank you very much.

So I got this absorb, makes a barrier

absorbing 900 damage. This one gives me

10% damage reduction on Iron Skin. This

one gives me a 40% armor buff when I'm,

when I'm damaging stuff. This one creates

a dust devil, which is shit. I don't want

a stupid dust devil. Now this

could be good. When you hit a crowd

control enemy, there's a 30% chance it

spreads. Or— hmm.

I haven't been to Thai class yet. We're

just going today to pick up the documents

they prepared and then go to immigration

tomorrow.

Hmm. What could I put on the gloves?

You can't put defensive stuff on gloves.

Thai is difficult. I heard it's easier

than Japanese. I think the grammar's easy,

but the pronunciation is hard. Like, I

don't know how to pronounce my name. In

Japanese, it's just da ni e ru.

Daniel. It's easy syllable by syllable,

but in Thai it's like Daniel.

Daniel. Like, weird. I don't know how

you're supposed to say it.

Name is Chu. I is either Chan or

Pom. My girlfriend said I should say Pom

because I'm a man. So you say Pom Chu

Daniel, I guess. But that's like, I mean,

my pronunciation is pretty like, watashi

wa Daniel. It's probably really bad. I

don't know how you're supposed to

pronounce it. Like, what are the tones?

What is the accent? I haven't heard enough

Thai people speaking Thai to know how it's

supposed to be said. Choose a Thai name.

What, like Titty Porn? I don't know what

Thai names are for men.

It's weird stuff like THR,

Thrap, Thrapong,

Thornporn, like that. They've got really

weird names.

Or a lot of Ps like Pratkataopong.

You tell her how you have to pay tax.

Yeah, I did.

And then she was Googling stuff about tax.

I don't want to go on trips if it's gonna

cost hundreds of dollars and I'm gonna

have a crap time. But then I can't just be

like, oh, sitting in the house doing

nothing. This is why Mila dumped me.

Because I never wanted to do anything.

Okay, can I improve anything?

I wanted to put the stun bonus onto

something.

What? Why does her absorb more damage than

mine?

I told her I made nearly a million baht

last year and she was pretty impressed.

Where is it?

Oh, your shout skills generate 2 fury per

second whilst active, but Challenging

Shout only lasts 8 seconds. That means

it'll generate 16 fury. That's rubbish.

Don't you find this game boring? No, this

is the most fun game I've ever played. It

has everything I like, like a really

in-depth challenge— I mean, really

in-depth skill tree. Look at the skill

tree. There's so many things to choose

from and customize your playstyle with.

And then you got this Paragon board,

which I don't really understand yet. You

just choose things for your build, I

Like that. And then you have aspects that

go into your gear and increase— improve

your abilities. I don't like the

camera, but it's fine, I guess. I guess it

does give you a better view of what's

going on, but the game's still fun even

with this. I'm just not used to it because

I usually play MMOs with a behind the

character camera view, but it grows on

you, I guess. You play for the gameplay,

not really the visuals, but the visuals— I

like the graphics. Like, the lighting is

good, shadows are good,

the abilities and the effects look cool.

Blizzard are good with sound design, I

It's a game where you obsess over your

gear and your build and stuff and

try and become the most powerful version

of yourself. In Zelda, there's none

of this. You just mess around with the

objects and you explore the lands. But the

gameplay and the fighting is so basic in

Zelda. I don't know how I can go back to

Tears of the Kingdom.

I can't find that stun. Where is it?

Maybe I don't have it.

Distant enemies have 8% chance to be

stunned for 2 seconds.

Whilst you have a barrier active, 7%

chance to ignore incoming damage. Pretty

good.

Oh, after swapping weapons 6 times, you

gain 2 200 Fortify. That would be

really good. Aspects of Tempering Blows,

10% damage reduction for

each bleeding enemy.

I never played RuneScape, it looks

rubbish. It's weird

because I was a kid when a lot of these

games were popular, but I never played

stuff like RuneScape. I never played

Diablo 1. I never played

stuff like Magic: The

Gathering, Dungeons Dragons.

I only played— no one at my school talked

about Diablo or RuneScape.

Everyone at my school that I was friends

with or knew, we all talked about things

like Metal Gear Solid 1, Resident Evil,

GTA. I think all my friends were like

console gamers. I didn't have any PC

gamers as friends.

I never knew about Diablo or RuneScape

until I was over 20.

Everyone at my school obsessed with things

like Gran Turismo and Resident Evil and

Metal Gear Solid.

Maybe because I went to like a chav

school, they weren't into nerdy games like

RuneScape. RuneScape is a very nerdy game.

Metal Gear Solid and Resident Evil are

cool games. Uh,

what am I gonna do?

I want to get Swapping weapons

gives you Fortify. That'll definitely

help. So where's that?

It's all the way here.

So I find it weird, I see other people

say, oh, when I was a kid back in the

'90s, we all, everyone at school was crazy

about Diablo 1. I never heard of it

because we never had a good computer that

could play good games. I only had

PlayStation and Xbox.

The computer was for homework and my dad's

work. We didn't have a good gaming

computer.

Wonder if the bike is still there. Well,

in Japan, I reckon they've taken it away

by now. Poor bikey.

It's probably sitting in a confiscated

bicycle lot under highway somewhere.

I took the bike key with me because it's

mine. Oh, I have to kill everything.

That means I can't rush.

It was really annoying trying to find a

place to dump it because I thought You

know, most train stations in Japan,

there's bikes everywhere. People just park

the bike next to the train station. But

the train station I got off at before the

airport was called Linku

Town, and it was like a weird empty

train station with nothing around it,

and there's only one bike parking space,

which was a paid-for place with a barrier

and stuff. I didn't pay for it. I think

you pay when you leave and take your bike

out. So, it was a weird train station,

very empty looking.

So, I walked round and round looking for

somewhere discreet to dump it. I couldn't

find anywhere. Because it's the train

station just before the airport, No one

really lives around there. It's just,

just like a big building,

had a few shops. There's no

reason to go there, I think.

Oh well.

I don't think— when do you think I'll go

back to Japan? Because I say I'm never

going back, but you know, I'm probably

going to end up going back at some point.

I just don't see the point.

Unless I was single. If I was single

again, then yeah, I'd probably go again,

but not for a while. I'd probably spend

some time at home, save up some money.

If— what if they reject my student visa

here? I think I would just go home for a

bit because I'm broke. And now I've got to

pay a lot of tax.

Plus, I wouldn't mind spending some time

at home in the English countryside.

Peaceful garden, nice temperature, no

traffic. Be so nice.

Whoa, I'm lagging.

Will I do other classes? No, it takes so

long. It's— I can get to level 35

in one day and then maybe level 50 in 2

or 3 days, but after 50 It takes ages to

level up. I played it all day yesterday

and only got 4 levels, I think.

Don't think your mom would like you back

home? I think she would. I think she

I hated the money situation with my mum.

I would ask her, okay, so how much do you

want me to pay each month to help with

bills and stuff? And then she'll say, um,

how about £250? £250. And I say, okay,

sounds fair. Pay her £250. And then next

month she's like, oh, Daniel, I need some

money for the oil. And then I say, but I

already give you £250 a month. And then

she said, no, that's just rent.

This is for oil. And I said, no, the money

I give you is for the bills. Oil is part

of the bills. And then she'll say, but I

had to spend £600. Your £250 is not

enough. And I said, yeah, but You spent

£600 to top up the oil tank, which is

going to last at least half the year.

So that's like £100 a month. That's part

of the £250 I give you. And she just

doesn't get it. She's like, oh no, you

don't understand. I paid £600, you only

pay me £650. It's not enough.

And I say, yeah, but you break down the

monthly bills.

For the oil, the water, council tax,

some of the food. And she just won't

listen. She keeps saying, I don't

understand. So irritating.

I calculated the expenses of the

electricity, the oil, the water,

the council tax, and it came to like, I

don't know, £500 or £600 a month. So I

think it's fair I pay around half.

But to be honest,

I don't really feel like I should pay

anything because even if I'm not there,

I'm pretty sure her bills are going to be

the same. It's not like she thinks because

I'm on the internet all day And I've got

all this tech plugged into chargers. She

thinks her electric bill's going up loads.

When really, you Google it, you Google how

much does it cost in electricity to charge

your phone. It costs like 5p. The

electricity cost of just having a computer

plugged in is, it's like 20p a month

or something.

But she's still going to be turning the

heating on during winter. Even if I'm not

there, because she doesn't want to be

cold, obviously. So the electric bill and

the gas bill, the oil bill, is going to be

the same if I'm there or not.

Okay, maybe it's slightly cheaper because

I'm not there having hot showers,

but roughly it's going to be mostly the

same. The council tax is going to be the

same. Food bill— well,

I was paying for most of my own food

anyway because I'd order online from

Tesco, because it was annoying having to

ask her to buy my shopping.

So I'd just do it myself on Tesco's.

So I really don't think it matters much if

I'm there or not there in terms of the

bill. I don't mind paying a couple

hundred, but then she keeps asking for

more because there's, you got to pay the

oil and the oil is a big bill. You have to

pay all at once because you, you fill the

tank up from empty to full and okay.

Yeah. It's like £1,000, but that tank is

going to last you the whole year. So you

divide the £1,000 by 12 months. I don't

understand why she doesn't understand.

Division. She'll turn it off when she's at

work. She doesn't even know how to turn it

off. Only my sister knows how to control

the thermostat because she

was the only one paying attention when

the, the electricians were installing it.

I was just in my bedroom.

I just twist the knob.

I don't think it's a good system because

you can't control each room. Why does this

stupid thing keep hitting itself? You

can't control the temperature of each

room. It's just, it's on or off, and then

you change the temperature and it just

heats up the whole house, even though most

of the house isn't being used. So I think

it was a stupid thing to get. I'm happy

with my plug-in Amazon heater.

My mum was like, oh, you can't use the

plug-in heater because it costs so much

money. Pretty sure it costs less than what

we have because it's just heating up my

small bedroom. I shut the door, the heat

stays in. I turn it off once my heat— my

room's heated up.

You think the oil-electric-oil heater

costs much to heat up a little room?

My mum just argues with me about

everything. Doesn't believe or listen to

anything I say, even though I'm pretty

sure I'm talking more sense than she is.

I had a big argument about the gas bill

when my sister was there.

So I don't understand why I'm paying her

£250 a month and then she still wants more

money when she has to pay for the oil.

The money I'm giving her is for the oil.

I'm not— she wanted me to pay like £600

because she paid £1,200 for the gas tank.

No, I'm not even there. I was only there

for a few months. You think I'm gonna be

at home for a whole year? Imagine I had to

pay half the gas tank and I'm only there

for 2 months. It's not fair.

Why do I keep getting frozen?

Oh, so stressful. And then she keeps

whining at me because I don't do

gardening.

She gets her boyfriend to come and do

gardening, and then she'll say stuff like,

oh, how come you can't do gardening? How

come you don't know how to do chainsaw?

I don't know how to chainsaw down a tree.

Just leave it. Why are you chainsawing

down all the trees? Just because they're

dead? You don't need to go around chopping

trees down. Just seems like a waste of

time. I like the tree. Why you gotta

cut the tree down? It will

rot and then just naturally fall down.

You don't have forests— I mean, forests

are full of trees dying and rotting. They

don't need people going around chainsawing

them down.

Can't imagine what happens to house when

you inherit it. Well, I don't know.

I'd mow the lawn maybe, but I wouldn't

give a fuck about like stupid tree.

Or I just pay for a gardener. Gardener

costs what, £80 for a few hours?

I hate it. She keeps,

keeps making me feel bad because I'm not

doing the gardening.

Because even if I do a bit of gardening,

she'll still moan. It doesn't matter what

I do. Even if I clean around,

She'll still say, oh, you don't help, you

don't do anything. And then I'll say, oh,

but I clean the kitchen. And then she'll

say, oh, you only clean the kitchen. And

I'll say, yeah, and the living room. And

then she'll say, oh, you only clean the

kitchen and the living room? Yeah, and the

toilets. Oh, only the toilets? Yeah, what

do you mean only the toilets? I clean the

living room, the kitchen, I vacuum around,

do the toilets. And she's like, oh, you

only do the living room, the kitchen, and

the toilets. Shut the fuck up, fuck's

sake. You moan because I don't do anything

when I'm actually doing stuff.

It's so irritating.

Getting triggered right now just

The house would look like a dump if I

didn't do what I do. You just don't notice

it because I'm not doing it when you're

around. I do it when she's out because I

don't like vacuuming and cleaning when

people are around, so I don't want to

disturb them.

It is so stressful living at home,

get nagged constantly over dumb stuff.

I was gonna put the defensive thing. What

Oh, I can put this stun thing on my

gloves. It's there. 20% increased damage

to stunned enemies. It's not as

good as the 57%, but hmm,

I I guess I'll take it. Where else can I

Oh, when you are injured whilst crowd

controlled, you get unstoppable.

Now that's actually better because if I

get snared or slowed, then I'll become

unstoppable for 4 seconds if I'm injured.

Eluding Aspect, let me get that one

Where is it?

Yeah,

uh, where do I go?

It's here. What?

How do I get there?

Daniel gets so triggered. Yeah, I hate

people nagging me about dumb stuff because

I think I'm pretty tidy. I vacuum the

kitchen floor, gets covered in hair

because my mum drops a lot of hair.

So it's always, the floor's always covered

in hair and I always vacuum around the

kitchen and living room every few days.

So I think I'm pretty neat and I'm not

super OCD clean, but I think compared

to most people, I'm pretty clean and I do

vacuum and tidy. But she keeps saying that

I'm not doing anything to help. Which is

not true.

I do a lot. She doesn't notice. My sister

says because you have to do it in front of

her, like you have to get the vacuum

cleaner out, do it in front of her so

she can see you're doing it. But I refuse.

I don't want to do it. I don't want to do

it just to please her. I'm doing it to

clean the house, not to fucking please

her.

And then if I did it in front of her,

she's like, oh, you're so noisy, why do

you keep banging the vacuum? I'm not

banging the vacuum, that's just the sound

it makes when I drag it around. Should

have bought a Dyson.

Oh my God, this stupid fucking lagging

game. 600 milliseconds,

lagging so bad.

Now I'm frozen.

Great.

Look how laggy it is.

I watched your first YouTube video and I'm

curious how you improve your accent.

I think it's just confidence and also

watching myself and realizing, yeah, I'm

pronouncing that word really weirdly. I

need to put some effort. You have to

enunciate, move your lips more. I wasn't

enunciating enough in my first videos,

just mumbling.

It's why

newscasters They— you see newscasters,

look at their lips. They move it so much.

That's why they sound so clear and they,

they sound good. I wanted to sound like

that. I was also

very lispy back in 2015, and I

would say weird words like subscribers

instead of subscribers.

But I was very nervous, very insecure

about my voice. I still— I don't really

like my voice, but I think it's improved a

lot. Not that it matters.

Stupid dead channel.

Wow, the lag is a lot worse today than

yesterday. Just got Red Bull ad.

Oh, thanks Red Bull. For paying for

Sponsored by Red Bull,

the Daniel Show.

Why I keep getting frozen in ice?

Why is this so hard? This is not even a

nightmare dungeon.

It keeps stunning me.

I wish I had a less gay-sounding voice.

I like Ice's voice.

It's got power. My voice has No power.

I think because my Adam's apple just sits

a lot higher than Ice. You look at Ice's

neck, his Adam's apple sits very low. You

need a low Adam's apple to have that deep

voice, which I just don't have. My Adam's

apple is like, oh my God, my Adam's apple

is right under my chin. The higher

you push it, the higher your voice goes.

See, there's maybe a 1 centimeter gap

between my— under my chin and my Adam's

apple. What about you? Where's your Adam's

That's why I don't have very deep voice,

but Ice has those Neanderthal caveman

genes.

I can't tell if his girlfriend's

attractive. Kimberly. Sometimes she looks

really hot, and then sometimes she looks

kind of weird. She got very close to the

camera one time and turned her head.

It's probably the camera angle, the

wide-angle effect, but her nose was so Big

and pointy, like, like Pinocchio's or

like, like an elf. I think Ice

and Kim are together because they have

like similar noses. You know how couples

usually look alike? I swear the nose thing

is one of the reasons why they're

physically attracted to each other.

People are attracted to people who have

the same traits as them. They do. I don't

know why, because if that was really,

really true, then wouldn't you be really

attracted to your siblings?

I think that's too much. I think people do

find people who look a bit like them to be

attractive. It's like, I don't find black

or Indian big fat girls really attractive

at all because they look nothing like me.

And maybe if I was like a big fat Indian,

maybe I'd find big fat Indian women

attractive. I don't know.

India has like 1.5 billion population and

most of the women are very ugly,

but Indian men keep smashing them. So

Indian men must find Indian women

attractive, don't you think? I just don't

find them attractive.

I don't think I've ever seen an Indian

woman and thought, wow, she's hot.

Yeah, Chris Broad dating Sharla. Sharla

literally looks just like his sister.

That's so weird. Chris Broad,

does he have an incest fetish? We find out

why he's dating someone who looks just

like his sister.

Even people in the comments were pointing

it out, although his audience is not as

degen, so they weren't saying incest.

They were just saying Oh, it's funny.

Sharla looks just like his sister. Yeah,

but don't you think it's kind of weird?

Like, he's smashing his sister.

Is he attracted to Sharla because she

looks like his sister, or is it just a

coincidence? I don't know if I would have

chosen Sharla if I was Kris. I think

that Emma from Tokidoki Traveler is more

attractive. Although she's got a bit of

the big nose thing going on, but she's

slimmer and I think she would be hotter in

bed. She seems like she'd be a bit wild in

bed. She's got those eyes.

She's got some friend as well, this white

girl from New Zealand, I think, or

Australia. I think she does her editing,

but she also made a channel recently, has

like 20-30K subs. She's got those crazy

thousand cock eyes there too,

but she'd be good in bed.

But even she, I think she's more

attractive than Sharla. But Sharla

definitely seems like Chris's type. I

wouldn't say it's my type.

If you had to pick one of the girls, who

would you pick out of the J community?

Maybe Venus Angelic if she wasn't crazy.

But she's not really part of the J

community, isn't she? I mean, Venus would

be so funny if she joined the degen

streamers on Kick. She would fit right in.

If Ice and Venus met, that would be so

God, I'm lagging.

Joey's girlfriend, she's so fat.

Her face is okay, like 6 out of 10 maybe,

but her body is like Jabba the Hutt.

I wonder who Connor's dating. Connor's

dating someone, but he won't tell people

who. Some people think it's Kaho, that

ex-porn star MILF Japanese woman.

Imagine Connor's dating a porn star who's

fucked over 1,000 men. That would be

crazy. People would judge that so much.

They'd be like, Connor, don't you have any

standards?

Kaho is not that old though. I think she's

the same age as Chihiro. Actually, I think

she's younger, like 38, but she's

got MILF vibes.

You won't tell us to?

Hmm, I mean, I showed

you her, I just haven't showed you her

But I think you kind of know what she

looks like because her face was a bit

visible when she was wearing the mask.

Yeah, Joey could do way better. He

probably makes like $50K a month.