Week 2 In Lockdown - Life Update With Daniel-3

Stupid.

So annoying, can't even do a bloody

stream.

I think it's working now. Testing.

Okay, it's working.

Oh, so stressful.

I can't even livestream properly.

There's nothing I can do. This is the best

internet we have, and I have everything

set really low.

Maybe it's because so many people at home

now using the internet, it slows it down

for everyone.

Don't you have optic fiber? No, I live in

the middle of nowhere countryside.

There's nothing here. All we have is

broadband, 15 download,

1.5 upload, but now it's probably less

than 1 upload.

All these idiots staying at home because

of lockdown.

Why don't people understand there's no

good internet in the countryside?

Don't people know by now that I live in

the countryside? I don't live in a town or

a city. Stop telling me to get better

internet. If there was better internet, I

would get it by now, wouldn't I? Jesus,

why would I not get better internet if I

knew I could get better internet?

Irritating. This is the best internet

available in this area, and there's no

good internet here because there's like 5

houses on my road. They're not gonna

install decent good internet for just 5

houses.

It's the stupid internet companies.

If they can't make a profit, they're not

going to install the fiber optic in the

area.

So this is the best I can do. Usually it's

fine, but this, this week, the last few

days, I keep getting disconnected.

You need to start your streams later.

I guess I should,

but— but then my mum and Mila will be

back, and I want to play with Mila,

my new love doll. Super advanced,

plays VR with me.

Now I'm in a bad mood. I hate when it

lags. It just ruins it.

Oh, thank you, Joshi. Watched for

3 years now. Love you 3. Love you too.

I hate it when it starts lagging. It just

ruins my mood.

The channel was better without the Dutch

girl. All the content is blah now. I've

noticed a lot of people saying that, but

the views have been the best that it's

been since— for a long time now.

When was the last time I got 41K views on

a video? It's been ages.

I guess it is kind of different to what I

used to make. What did I used to make?

I just used to make stories talking about

weird stuff. Now I

mess around with a Dutch girl instead.

Stream at 11? No, 11 I'm in bed.

With Mila, and I don't really

feel like streaming in the evening because

I feel tired and I just want to have

dinner and watch TV and relax.

I guess a bit later in the afternoon would

be better, but then my sister has a stupid

meeting thing at 3 o'clock, so I can't

stream while she's doing video meetings.

That's the other irritating thing. My

sister's home, so she's working all the

time, and then she has these video

conferences with her company, and then I

can't stream when she's doing them because

it will just slow down the internet too

It's a bit stressful, actually.

I can't even stream now. I can't make

proper videos because I never get any

alone time. I can't do cooking

because my mum's constantly making food

that we have to eat. And I can't,

I can't talk about stuff whilst I have my

lunch because I feel stupid sitting there

talking to myself.

It's kind of difficult adapting to this

new environment because

usually I'm by myself all day long and I

can make videos and stream without being

bothered. Now I'm stuck

in a house, stuck with other people all

day long, every day. My mum doesn't even

go to work anymore, so— oh,

thank you, Moonshine.

Take ownership of your life.

How? There's no point moving out.

Where am I going to move to?

Complaining is the only way— it's the only

way to deal with it because I can't do

anything else. I can't tell everyone to

get out of the house, can I?

What VR headset do I have? I have the HTC

Vive Cosmos, but people have been saying

that it's not good. The tracking is not

good. I think it's fine most of the time.

Sometimes it does lose tracking when it

gets dark, when it's late at night,

but it's not too bad during the day. It's

perfectly fine. It It tracks your hands

without any problems.

Why do they need to get out? I didn't say

they need to get out. I said things—

it's difficult to make videos and do

YouTube stuff when there's people in the

house all the time.

Which part of that means I need them to

get out of the house? Stupid.

Twisting my words. If you don't understand

English, then shut the fuck up. Twisting

my words. Didn't say they need to get out,

did I?

I said things are stressful because

There's always people at home now.

I didn't insinuate anything.

Shut up.

Then learn not to be uncomfortable. Why

don't you learn to shut up? Pissing me

I don't feel comfortable making videos

unless I'm alone. That's just how it is.

Can't just learn, unlearn how to not feel

uncomfortable. Why do people say

such stupid things?

It's like saying, oh, I'm afraid of

heights, and then you get some idiot

saying, why don't you just learn to not be

afraid of heights? Why are you

so stupid? Pissing me

off.

Why don't you learn to just stop eating so

much so you're not so fat? Dumb thing to

say.

All I want is a few hours when there's no

people in the house. Because that's what

I'm used to, but now I don't have any

hours alone in the house.

Just 1 hour would be fine.

So I can make some shitty meal and then

ramble about stuff for my second channel.

I can't even do that now.

Unless I went out in the garden. I guess I

could make the food in the kitchen, then

go out into the garden, then ramble stuff

while I was eating it. Maybe I will try

that, but it's cold outside. Then I have

to put my coat, put my shoes.

I thought Daniel would be happy with

unlimited cereal. I'm happy on the cereal

side, but I'm unhappy on the not

having any alone time anymore side.

Why are you asking for £25? I'm not asking

for anything. It's called a goal.

It means if you want to donate,

then that's where the donation's going to.

I'm not asking for anything. It's

completely voluntary.

Just because you have a goal doesn't mean

you're asking for anything. It just gives

people an indicator as to what the money

would be used for. If they decided to give

it, idiot. Not asking for anything.

Asking you to shut the fuck up. That's the

only thing I'm asking for before I ban

you. Don't piss me off today. I'm not in a

good mood. PPL give

money cause they want to. Yeah, I never

asked or begged or demanded people to give

me money. Everyone who gave money gave it

because they wanted to.

Saying that I'm asking for money,

load of rubbish.

Why set it at 25? Because I have set it

something, don't I? I can't set it at 50

or 100. Why not set it at 30 then?

You've got to set the goal at some number,

don't you? Can't just have it set at 0,

otherwise it's not a goal. Stupid.

It's just

a random number.

It could have been 30 or 35 or 40.

Oh no, I think they're back. No, they're

not. It's just some idiot driving his car.

Why is he driving his car? Should be

staying at home.

Oh, thank you, Benjamin. I'm just

irritated because my stream keeps lagging

and people keep saying stupid stuff.

I just hate it when I want to do a stream

and then stupid internet Is ruining my

life. 2020 and don't even have

decent internet. What's the point of

living in a nice house when you don't even

have decent internet?

What about you saying stupid stuff? I can

say anything I want to because it's my

channel. I don't go on your channel

and tell you what to say, do I? I don't go

to your house and tell you how to scrub

your pots and pans, do I?

Oh, thank you, Madison. Why did you block

me on Instagram? Did I? I don't remember

talking to a Madison. I didn't block

anyone apart from this guy who kept

demanding me to make porn videos for him.

Thank you.

I think the internet's holding up fine,

so I should get less angry in a minute.

Oh.

Did I eat today? No, I just had a coffee.

I'm not sure what to eat. I might just

have my burger. I'll ask my mum to get me

a McDonald's. Hopefully she remembers

because I would like a McDonald's. I think

they might be closed.

I'll play Beat Saber afterwards, get rid

of some anger.

McDonald's is closed? Why? I thought shops

who sell food are supposed to stay open.

What about Burger King? KFC?

Talk about your problems. I don't really

have any problems apart from my internet

sucks, and I'm finding it difficult to

make videos because there's always people

I'm just frustrated,

and I've got a bunch of weirdos

on Reddit upsetting my Mila. Calling her a

hooker. You see, even if I don't

say anything bad about people, there's a

bunch of idiots on Reddit who say much

worse things than I ever did about the

women who like me, just because they're

jealous that they can't get girls.

These people are more hateful towards the

girls that like me than they are towards

me. It's like they take it as a

personal insult that some women do

actually find me attractive and do like

me. They're just jealous because

I get more girls than they do. All they do

is waste their life whining on the

subreddit.

Boo-hoo, why is Daniel a bad person? He

still gets girls. Because I'm not

a loser like you are. Maybe,

maybe you should get a life instead of

wasting it whining about me on subreddits.

Losers. Oh,

thank you, Taylor. Very kind of you.

I guess I should update the donation goal

now.

How was I updating it before?

Such a pain.

3687,

3687,

3687.

36870403,

2020. Thank you, I'm not angry anymore.

I apologize for swearing at people and

calling you stupid.

For now. Don't make

me take my apology back.

Ah, I feel so much better now. Then I'll

enjoy my Rustler burger with a root beer,

play some Beat Saber. Life's good,

actually.

I replied to a random person who asked

whatever happened in today's video.

I'm not sure why I read that comment out.

I thought it was a question. Where's Mila?

She went to Maidstone. Shit, I shouldn't

have told you where they went.

They went to the bank. She wants to put

money, cash, into a bank account.

How long will Mila stay? I'm not sure, we

haven't really talked about it. Who's

that?

Oh, sorry.

How long do you think I should let her

stay? I think it'll be

cruel to just say, time's up, you have to

move out.

Where would she go? What would she do?

I'm looking after her.

Oh, thank you, Madison. I really hope your

mum doesn't bring you McDonald's. What?

Why would you say such a thing? I deserve—

who's that weirdo walking in front of my

house? The hell is she wearing? Is it

a guy or girl? It's wearing a full

bodysuit of gray.

Walks like a chav. Probably is one.

She's leeching. I don't mind. I'm not

saying she is leeching, but even if she

was, I wouldn't mind at all because see,

when you like someone. Then you shouldn't

really mind if they're leeching on you or

not. That's what pissed me off about my

ex-wife. She got so upset at the idea of

me not paying rent, and I thought, geez,

it's like all you care about is me paying

rent.

It's not like me being here even increases

the rent by much anyway. Oh, thank you,

Asta. Hello to you too. That pissed me off

with my ex-wife demanding that I pay half

the rent. It's not as if me being there

makes the rent double, does it?

The rent's still gonna be the same whether

I'm there or not.

Why do I have to pay the rent when me

being there doesn't even increase the

price of the rent that much anyway? She

got— she used to get really angry when I

joked about not paying rent. And she was

like, of course you have to pay rent. I'm

not paying it for you, but you're paying

it anyway whether I'm there or not.

My ex-girlfriend never made me pay rent.

If I had my own place and I wanted a girl

to come live with me, I wouldn't demand

that she pays rent because I want her to

All I ask for is a bit of cereal.

And then that's fine.

But no, women have this weird thing where

it's all about pride and not being taken

advantage of.

Yeah, well, when you're a man, you kind of

have to get used to being taken advantage

of because you're expected to do

everything and pay for everything and do

everything. Welcome to

men's world, women. You wanted equality

only when it suits you.

Everyone used to call me a leech, didn't

they? 2018, after I got married, they kept

saying Daniel's a leech, his wife pays for

everything, blah blah blah. But if it was

the other way around and I was a woman,

she was a guy, people wouldn't say, oh,

she, she's the leech, Daniel's the leech.

They would just say, oh, he's married. To

a guy, you know, it's pretty normal

for the woman to just depend on the guy

for money while she sits at home looking

after the house and the kids. Oh,

thank you, Voxish. Can I have a shout out

for me and Amy? Hello, Amy and you.

If I wanted the girl to be with me and

live with me, I'd be perfectly happy with

providing for her and supporting her, and

I wouldn't demand that she pay rent.

But I don't think she's leeching. She pays

for her own food. We split the bill when

we went supermarket shopping.

Make a baby and start a family channel.

No, because if you film kids,

then I think your channel gets designated

as a channel for kids, and then,

then you lose revenue from ads, and then

you don't have a comment section, you lose

all these features. You know, everyone was

whining about COPPA about having their

channel designated as a kids channel. If

you show kids, then YouTube automatically

assigns your channel as a kids channel.

It's stupid.

You know, everyone was making a big fuss

about COPPA. Last year. Now no one's

talking about it. What happened? They said

in January when these new COPPA laws come

in effect, YouTube's going to be changed

forever, and now everyone's just not

talking about it anymore. Nothing changed

at all. Some channels lost the comment

section.

Who's that?

Let me check my messages.

Hmm, interesting. The Essex

Girl just messaged me asking me if I would

get married again. It's a bit of a random

question, isn't it?

Would I?

I don't know. I definitely wouldn't get

married again for a visa. That was a big

mistake. I think I would only get married

again if it was for true love.

But if we're both English and we're gonna

be dating, then is there really any point

of getting married? It just seems like

getting married complicates things.

What if I have to pay her loads of money

and I lose half my stuff? I don't really

want to get married because of all the

legal obligations and complications. I

wouldn't mind fake marriage, you know,

pretending to get married.

I'm not against the romantic gesture of

being married. It's just all the legal

stuff. I don't want to get into that

nonsense again.

Why do you need to have a piece of paper

to say that you're married? Why can't you

say— why can't you just decide between the

two of you that you're going to be married

and not make it official? Is there much

difference?

It's like pretending to be married.

Get a prenup. Prenups are funny.

It's like you get married and then you do

the prenup thing, which invalidates all

of the things that comes along with

getting married. I don't know if that

makes sense. Oh, thank you. Automatic

worst country would be Malaysia.

Malaysia sucked. It was way too hot,

everywhere was dirty, it felt run-down,

no cute girls, half the women wearing

things over their heads and faces, you

couldn't even see what they looked like

anyway, which probably is for the best

because they weren't pretty anyway. I saw

Caesium set up his bed in your shed the

other night, fearful-faced kumi. And then

so many places don't sell beer or alcohol

or pork. Worst country I've ever been to.

Oh, thank you, Naomi. Cesium set up a

shed in your bed.

He would never. The shed's falling apart.

The Mila wants to sleep in the shed, but I

said it's collapsing. Oh,

thank you.

Solo thing on this channel anyway. Locked

her down. All be sad for E.V.R.

Yeah, we could make a Daniel and Mila

channel, or I could change the second

channel into Daniel Mila, and we're just

doing random silly stuff.

I just didn't have a good experience in

Malaysia because I

got dragged around these shithole places.

We went to Little India, which was like an

open sewer, and they ate off of banana

leaves with their hands. It's just

disgusting scooping up lumps of wet curry

with your hands off a banana leaf. That's

not my idea of of a good time.

And then all these restaurants and hotels

we went to were Muslim-run, so it didn't

have any alcohol or pork. The hotels

we stayed at didn't even have bacon or

sausages at the breakfast buffet.

What kind of hotel is that?

Unacceptable.

And then I got idiots in the comment

section saying, you're wrong, Malaysia

does have pork and beer. I didn't say they

don't have any at all. I said in some

places they don't have it and it's

inconvenient. I don't want to have to go

to a special place just to get pork and

beer. I want pork and beer everywhere I

go. Not in some places. I want it

everywhere.

That's why I would never go to a Muslim

country again. It's just not my cup

of tea. And there's no

cute girls anywhere. Didn't see

a single cute girl. The only cute girls

were the tourists from Japan or Korea.

I only go to a country for the girls and

for the food, and Malaysia is just lacking

in both those areas. Sorry about that,

not up to my standards, would never go

again. 0.5 out of 10 on my country rating

scale.

I just don't understand how you could not

eat pork. You're missing out on ham,

sausages, bacon, backgammon,

pork chops, pork scratchings,

all of those Spanish and Italian hams.

And then you're missing out on beer as

well. Jeez,

why would you— why would you make your

life shit on purpose voluntarily?

Life is shit and hard enough for us as it

is. Why would you voluntarily make it even

more shit and boring when you don't really

have to? It doesn't

make any sense. It's like

making your life more difficult and boring

on purpose.

No thanks.

I like my bacon and I like my beer.

I'm gonna be dead in 40 years. Don't give

a shit what you think. I'm gonna—

I'm going to enjoy it now whilst I can.

Did I insult all my religious viewers?

So sorry about that.

Not— well,

do what you want to do, but I, I refuse to

understand it. I just don't understand it,

and I don't even want to understand it.

And to be honest, pigs deserve to be eaten

because they're ugly and they gave us

swine flu.

So I will eat as many stupid pigs

as I can. Oh,

thank you, Sam Hyde. I drink pork and eat

beer. Yes, we can be friends.

Pork and beer party.

I feel like having some pork and beer for

lunch, actually.

No, I'm gonna have the Rustler's burger.

Oh, I'll fry some bacon, put some bacon in

it, and I've got pickle. I'll put some

pickle in it.

You know, animals, they're constantly

farting and breathing out carbon dioxide,

so technically I'm saving the environment

by eating them because it means less

carbon dioxide being pumped out into the

So technically, I'm saving the planet.

It does make sense. If you don't agree,

then you're wrong. I'm always

right. You just have to accept that.

The more animals you eat,

then the less carbon dioxide

is getting pushed out into the atmosphere.

And then technically you're eating

vegetables because the pig and the

animals, they eat vegetables, they eat

grass and grain, and then you're

eating the pig that ate the grain and the

grass, so you're also eating the grain and

the grass. It's just in a different

form. The animals are made out of

vegetables because that's what they eat,

and then you eat the animals, so you're

indirectly a vegetarian by eating

the animals that ate the vegetables. You

know, it's like that, that, that— what's

it called? The fairy song, the fairy tale

song where the Cat eats the spider

and then the dog eats the cat and then

something eats the dog.

No, the mouse eats the spider and then the

cat eats the mouse and the dog eats the

cat. There's some kind of weird farmer's

song, kids' song like that. I forgot what

Just shut up, Daniel. No, you shut up,

Anna. Your name rhymes with spanner

because that's what you are.

Lady Who Swallowed the Fly. Yes, that was

it. I forgot how it goes though.

The mouse ate the— no, the spider ate the

fly, then the mouse ate the spider, then

the cat ate the mouse, and the dog eats

the cat, and then the lady eats the dog.

Something like that. It's so

funny, I can say anything and then there's

always at least one person in the chat who

knows what I'm talking about, no matter

how obscure it is.

Oh, I started making merch, so you should

be able to see it in a few days. I set up

a Teespring shop, and you know when you go

onto YouTubers' channels, click on the

video and look down, they have like a

merch shelf. I should have that appear

tomorrow or the day after,

so I'm gonna start looking for artwork

that I've done in the past. Maybe I'll

make some new stuff, see if I can set up

like a merch shop.

Maybe I'll have a mug for each of my

ex-girlfriends with their pictures on it.

Wouldn't that be funny? I'll have the

French girlfriend mug, chlamydia

girlfriend mug, single mother girlfriend

mug. Oh, I should use pictures of me

and the ex-girlfriends together on the

mug, and then in text it will say single

mother girlfriend. Haha, isn't that a good

Can you imagine their reaction if they

found out their pictures are being used on

merch by someone they dated on

YouTube. Because I, I think

I have pictures of me and my exes in the

same picture with nearly every ex.

I want to make t-shirts as well with my

face on it. Maybe I'll do this face.

Or I could do— I could draw a cereal bowl

on a shirt as well.

Everything's possible.

Yeah, I could have the love doll. I could

get the picture of my love doll and then

put some text saying,

Daniel abused me.

I wonder what happened to the love doll's

head. I left it at Chihiro's house.

Or I could, I could sell this. I could

sell grey sweaters. Call it the classic

Daniel sweater. I need the mousepad and

the Do You Cereal t-shirt. You could look

like me. We can be in a club wearing the

same clothing. Oh, thank you, Ollie.

Yeah, I need to make a mousepad and then

stickers. Maybe a bag as well,

and phone covers.

Oh yes, it smells good.

Do you think you always Do YouTube? Yes,

I will,

because it's free money. Why would you not

do it? Even if you're only making $1 a

month, it's still better than zero. Why

would you not want $1 when you could have

$1?

I'm not sure how many people would buy it

though. I sold one already. I sold one

mug. The great

thing about it is I don't even have to do

anything because you order it off

Teespring and then they send it to you and

they handle all of the transaction stuff.

All I do is upload the art. And then frame

it on the shirts or the merchandise, and

then I get half the money.

I only sold one of the mugs. That was 2

years— no, more than 2 years ago to this

American guy. But it broke in the post.

The handle broke off even though I wrapped

it in bubble wrap. I also sent him one of

the shirts that had my face on it. That

was ages ago though.

The Korean girl still didn't message me,

by the way. She hasn't unmatched me on

Tinder. She's still there. I might just

tell her to suck my dick. I mean, what am

I waiting for? I can't believe I was so in

love with her. She's still on my Tinder

list. I don't even use Tinder anymore.

I got a bunch of matches from fat

English women. Actually, these ones are

quite sexy. Ooh, Cleo, 38. Look at those

boobs.

Nice boobs. Oh, thank you, Jack.

You should try shrooms or LSD. No, I don't

want to try drugs. I'm not into that

stuff. It's weird.

Wow, look, 38 years old.

Nice chest.

25 in London.

I'm actually matching quite sexy women on

Tinder.

Lab coat name tag should say

vaginaecologist on it, lol.

Maybe I should have one that says sex god.

Thank you very much.

Someone's outside my room.

Sex god. Dan boy.

Wow, look at these girls are matching on

Tinder. Ivanka,

age 28.

But no one messages me on Tinder anymore.

All the matches I had in Korea, none of

them messaged me. Not even

one. Can you believe that?

I hate doing Tinder though. It's too much

hard work.

Oh, the funny thing is I'm still getting

matches on Tinder even after I

wrote that troll profile. Look, this is my

profile.

Daniel, famous YouTuber. That's my profile

picture. And then the description says,

I'm very shy and don't talk much. It would

probably be boring meeting me since I'm so

awkward, and usually I just want to have

sex. Sex and cuddle in bed, but I

don't mind going on a few dates as long as

it doesn't take too much time. I'm still

getting matches.

Yeah, I entered my age incorrectly by

accident. I'm not lying about my age, I

just entered it in incorrectly.

It should say 31, but being

2 years younger never hurt anyone.

Pretending to be 2 years younger never

hurt anyone, did it?

How many total likes do I have?

Oh, I have over 5,500 matches because I

was pretending to be my ex-girlfriend for

a bit. So it's hard to tell.

Do you like my new phone?

I can hear creaking sounds.

This phone's really good. People were

saying, oh, after a week he's gonna get

bored of it and he'll refund it. No, this

is still the greatest phone I've ever

used. I'm not sure how you can go back to—

sometimes I try and go back to using my

S10, but the screen is just so narrow and

small. I don't know how you guys use these

normal-sized phones anymore. When you go

to this size, you just can't go back to

normal size. It's just so nice having a

little tablet, and then you can close it,

put it in your pocket. It's just so much

better having a bigger screen.

And then you might say, why don't you just

get a tablet? Because you can't fold a

tablet in half and put it in your pocket,

can you? Tablets are too big.

I bought it off Amazon secondhand,

£1,400, but you can actually get it for

cheaper. You can get it for about £1,200

if you're lucky.

I think it's the best phone I've ever

used. Look, it just opens and then you can

do this. And then I feel really cool when

I'm outside in public. People might be

watching, they'll think, wow, did that guy

just fold his phone in half? And I'm

thinking, yeah, I just folded my phone in

half. Are you jealous?

There's nothing to complain about. It's

the perfect phone. 12GB of RAM,

it never crashes or slows down.

512GB of storage, I don't

even have to worry about managing my

gallery anymore, deleting old stuff,

because I've got 500 gigabytes. That's

half a terabyte of storage. Do you know

how much storage that is?

And it's good for video editing as well

with the big screen.

Dun dun dun.

Look.

See. Edit on my phone like this.

Shouldn't blow your dad's savings on

gadgets. Number one, it's not my dad's

savings. It's my livestream donations.

And number 2, I can use my money however I

want to. I still

haven't even used my dad's money, my

inheritance money. It wasn't actually

inheritance money, it was life insurance

payout.

I have my own savings, you know.

Jesus. Do you think I had no savings? I

have about £12,000 of my own savings, and

then I have about £20,000 from my dad that

I haven't even touched. What have

you done to Mila? She's tied

up in my closet. I only

take her out the closet when I'm in need

I'm not sure what to do though. Maybe I'll

do a community poll. Should I go to Korea

with her, or should I meet up with the

Essex girl?

Or should I go to Canada?

Or should I go to Sweden?

I don't know, too many options.

And I think this phone is a good

investment. You might think, oh, £1,400,

a lot of money, but I'm gonna use this for

the rest of my life. This is the perfect

phone. I won't ever buy a new phone again.

I can't imagine how they could make a

better phone. You can't beat this.

Look, how would you make this better? As

long as I don't break it, I'll use this

for the rest of my life. I've been using

this computer for 5 years now.

At the time it cost a lot of money,

but I've gotten 5 years worth of usage out

of it, a lot of gaming, so it pays for

itself basically.

I, I have a GTX 1060 and it can still play

Half-Life: Alyx on good graphics. And the

latest games and VR. No lag, no slowdown.

GTX 1060 is a good graphics card.

Don't ever insult it.

Triple fan, Core i5 CPU,

built it myself.

Probably should take down the stream

because I said a lot of rude things about

Muslims, didn't I?

Well, the stream got cut in 2, so the

first hour is already up on the channel

after I got disconnected, and then I

reconnected, and then it started a new

stream. So I'll take this bit it down,

but I'll leave the first half up.

I don't want too many livestream

recordings plugging up my channel.

I need to put out more quality videos.

The back!

Where's my McDonald's?

Who's spying on her?

Where's my McDonald's?

She looks so tall, doesn't she, compared

to my mum? She makes my mum look like a

I don't see any McDonald's bag.

Her shoes are so big. It's funny, her

shoe— her feet size and her hands and

fingers are exactly the same size as mine.

I put her foot next to mine, exactly the

same length. Even the toes the same

length. Even our fingers match up almost

perfectly. It's like we're genetically

very similar. It's kind of like sleeping

with your cousin. Maybe that's why I find

her so hot.

And she's also half— she's half Brazilian,

half white. I'm half Asian, half white.

We're basically cousins.

Kind of risky going out anywhere. Yeah, I

hope they didn't bring the virus back,

but we need food somehow.

I didn't see any McDonald's. Very

disappointed.

I think sex is more pleasurable when

you're doing it with someone who kind

of resembles yourself. I don't

Maybe that's why I like Asian girls so

much, because I identify myself as an

Asian person, so I always wanted to sleep

with someone who looks kind of like me.

I'm not sure, I need to think more about

that before I come up with my conclusion.

I have mixed feelings about it.

I don't think I look like Miina, but there

are certain physical similarities when it

comes to our body shape and size and

finger length.

It's stupid, some people saying that

she's Asian or she, she looks Asian

or she must be Chinese or whatever.

There's some idiot in the comment section

who's always saying that I'm Chinese.

He'll say, you're not British, you're

Chinese, Daniel. Yeah, even though I've

never been to China, don't speak Chinese,

know nothing about Chinese culture,

apparently I'm Chinese just because 40% of

my DNA is Chinese. Makes absolutely

no sense. Just because 40% of

me is not British, that means I'm not

British according to him.

Technically, I'm more British than I am

Chinese because I'm only 40% Han Chinese,

whereas I'm about 49% European.

No, my mum's not Malaysian. She's

Chinese-Malaysian, Malaysian-Chinese.

Yeah, it's him in the comment section.

Bloody ghetto peasant, always in the

comments telling me I'm not British.

What a surprise, I talk about him and then

he just suddenly appears out of nowhere.

And now he's saying that Mila is also

Chinese just because she looks kind of

Asian, even though she has absolutely no

Asian blood.

Don't ever say I'm not British, I'll beat

you up.

I've been British for longer than most of

you people here in the comment section.

The problem is when you get into this

argument with people like him is they're

talking about ethnicity whilst I'm talking

about nationality.

No, I'm not Chinese. I've never even been

to China. I don't even speak Chinese. I

don't even like China. I think it's a

stupid country, and now they've ruined the

world with their stupid wet markets.

Thanks a lot.

Can't even get McDonald's now because they

want to eat bats and bloody pangolins.

Thank you very much.

Can't even get a Big Mac now, can I?

Can't even get toilet paper.

Why can't they eat normal stuff? Why they

have to eat stuff out the jungle? There's

plenty of normal food.

Are still livestreaming? No.

Yes. No, we were spying

on you. How do you mean? Don't look at me.

We saw you. Where's my McDonald's?

Your McDonald's is closed. Ah, it was not

open, and Burger King also closed. What

about KFC? I don't know, didn't see it.

What about Greggs? But everything's

closed. The whole mall was closed.

Everything. And in the supermarket there

was lines on the ground, like 1 meter away

from each other. What about the bank?

Bank people mean.

What are you talking about? Why are they

mean? Daniel talking mean things about me.

No, I was complaining about China. Oh,

really? Because of China, I can't get

McDonald's now. Oh no, fucking China.

Shh! Oh, sorry. Don't,

don't be racist. We love

China. Okay, I'm gonna leave. Goodbye.

Don't get me a strike. Goodbye.

Bye-bye.

Stupid China.

Yeah, everything's closed now in

Maidstone.

She really tries to look Asian.

Does she? She just has a fringe.

Maybe fringes make you look Asian.

I like her haircut. It kind of looks like

a Japanese girl's hairstyle with

the fringe. If she dyed it black, I think

she would look even more Asian. What's my

mum doing?

Is that my mum? It is my

mum. I can't tell, the quality's so bad.

What personality do you like about Mila?

Uh, I like how she,

she's almost always in a good mood. I get

grumpy and moody sometimes for no good

reason,

but it doesn't seem to affect her much.

She's still the same, you know,

chirpy and upbeat.

Do I look at my security camera all day?

No, I only look at it when I'm streaming

because I have nothing else to look at. I

need to know what's going on outside.

I was pretty grumpy a few days ago. I

think that's because I was having chest

pains. I just felt really moody.

I didn't really feel like talking to

people, and I felt bad because I didn't

want her to feel like I was getting

irritated with her.

I'm in a pretty good mood now. I feel like

I came out of it, out of the Bad mood.

How's Japan doing? Don't really hear

anything about Japan.

I heard Japan doesn't really have many

cases. I'm not

sure what this chest pain is, but it's

getting better. It was pretty bad a few

days ago. I found it hard work just

breathing. I can breathe in this deeply

without it being painful.

Any more, then it starts to get painful.

And when I press here, my nipple, I can

feel pain on this rib bone.

I can't believe there's nearly a million

cases now. That's crazy.

A million.

Strained muscle, maybe.

And I'm definitely getting muscle gains on

my chest from all of the missionaries.

Look at my boob.

Do I work out? No, but I play Beat Saber

and Pistol Whip on VR.

Pistol Whip kills your legs if you're

really unfit and you don't exercise and

you play Pistol Whip for the first time.

Your, your legs will be aching for days.

You have to do so much bending down and

standing up.

Boring missionary. Missionary is not

boring. It's my favorite. I like it when

they wrap their legs around your legs,

and I like it when their feet touches your

Sounds like you pulled a muscle in your

chest. Hopefully that's what happened and

it's not lung cancer or something serious.

But I am feeling much better now. I can

stretch and I can breathe in more deeply

than I could a few days ago.

The best thing about missionary is you can

kiss whilst doing it. And you can smell

their breath, which turns me on.

How much longer will I stream? I'm not

sure, maybe half an hour. I'm hungry now.

Don't you want to use the bathroom? No, I

didn't drink anything. Oh, I need

to have a shower.

I can't believe it's been 2 weeks since I

went to London. It feels like it was just

yesterday. We went trampolining.

The trampolining was quite fun actually

because I pretended to

trip over her so I could touch her butt.

But I think she noticed what I was doing.

And we got very physical in the,

the foam pit.

But it was weird because we were

surrounded by kids all the time.

Is trampolining actually a word? I think

it is. Trampoline.

It's like Googling.

Trampolining.

I've never been to a trampoline park on a

date before. It was quite a good idea.

Because you can get physical with each

other and it kind of gets rid of that

awkwardness. It's just so

boring going on normal dates when you're

just walking around and then you go to a

restaurant, you sit there talking.

That's what always happens when I go on

Tinder dates in Korea. We just go to a

restaurant, then we talk. It's so boring.

It's not that I don't like talking on

dates. I just— I hate

it when you're sitting in a restaurant and

there's nothing to do apart from talking.

I like it when you're doing some activity

and then you can talk about the activity,

or you can talk whilst doing the activity.

Maybe a game center would be good for a

date as well. Then you can play the games

and win stuff.

My worst nightmare when I go on a date is

entering a busy, crowded restaurant, and

then there's people everywhere and you

don't have any privacy, and you get sat

next to a bunch of strangers who are right

next to you and they can hear everything

you're saying. If it's a restaurant where

you have like a partition or a wall or

your own private little corner, then it's

fine. But when you go into a restaurant,

they always sit you next to other people.

Even if it's a really empty restaurant,

there's only 2 groups of people at 2

tables. Instead of sitting you in an area

where there's no people, they'll sit you

right next to each other. It's so

irritating.

I would just get up after they seated us

and move away to a different table.

I did that when me and Chihiro went to

restaurants. They would always sit us next

to another table and I would say, let's

move over here.

I don't want to sit next to strangers.

Next thing I want to get on VR is I want

to try VR porn. I heard it's good.

What is it like? Is it

better than regular porn?

What do I miss from Japan? I miss Tobita

Shinchi, my favorite place.

You can get Japanese girls who look

like models and actresses just for about

$100 for 15 minutes. No,

not 15, longer. I think it's about 20.

They look like models. They got big boobs.

I don't miss any of the food. There's no

Japanese food that I miss. It was all just

kind of bland.

Um, I must miss something from Japan.

I guess I miss seeing cute girls outside

all the time.

You're just surrounded by cute girls all

the time in Japan. In England or anywhere

else, it's like trying to find a needle in

a haystack.

Japanese food is so boring as well. I

guess yakiniku is nice, but then at the

end of the day, it's just meats grilled

over a fire, so it's not special.

Do I miss Chihiro?

Not really. I had a few dreams about

her a couple weeks ago,

but honestly speaking, I don't feel sad

and I don't miss her at all.

Which is nice.

I guess having a new girl makes it a lot

easier to move on. If I was alone, I

guess— when I was on the plane home, I

felt really depressed, and I was actually

thinking about trying to get back together

with her. I wasn't gonna say anything

about this because it's kind of pathetic,

but on the plane home from Korea, I felt

so depressed. I thought— what I was

thinking to myself, what am I doing?

Maybe I should try and beg her to take me

back, but we're divorced now.

And then I got home, and then I kind of

snapped out of it.

It was weird the first day back home.

I felt like I just abandoned my marriage

because of discord and because I wanted to

make videos about girls and I wanted to

chat to girls and I sacrificed

my marriage for that. It just seemed like

I didn't sacrifice it for a very good

reason. But then I met Mila

in London, had a really good time, and I

thought, wow, this is way better than

We went to a trampoline park and got drunk

and made out in a karaoke room and then

got told off and then went to a hotel.

That was pretty fun. The karaoke was so

funny. We were kissing and then this guy

just came in who works there, and he was

just standing there staring at us. I was

so confused. I can't even remember what he

said. He said something like, are you guys

okay? This is karaoke.

Okay, we know it's karaoke. Fuck off. Why

are you just standing there?

It took a few minutes for it to click

because I was kind of drunk. I didn't

understand what was going on. Then I