waiting for my girlfriend to come home

What about this? Ah, look at you. Ah,

okay, thank you. Thank you. Guide 13,

go 13.

Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello,

hello, hello,

hello, hello.

Testing,

testing, testing,

testing,

testing,

testing.

Toaster, toaster,

toaster,

toaster,

toaster.

Is it

Is it working?

I'm not sure if the mic's gonna sound okay

because I got this— I

downloaded this Rode Connect program. It

lets you make these stupid sound effects

like that.

Also, it lets you boost the sound— I mean,

the volume of the mic. Because yesterday

my livestream, the mic still sounds quiet.

There must be a way. So I found this

thing. I can make it really, really loud.

Now it probably sounds way too loud. You

make it really, really loud. Now it

probably sounds way too loud. You make it

really, really loud. Actually, it sounds

okay. Does it sound okay now?

I've got rim shot.

I've got rim shot. Oh,

that's not what I was imagining a rim shot

to be. I've got intro outro laughter.

What's intro outro?

Okay,

that's really stupid.

It lasts so long as well. I've got

Cricket's Scary and Sad Trombone.

Scary and Sad Trombone.

Scary and Sad. Thought you hated Elden

Ring. No, I really like it, and the only

reason I've got it up now is because I

don't have any other games. I left my 100

terabyte SSD flash drive at home, and that

had all my games installed onto it, so I

had to reinstall all my games, but it

takes forever. I'm downloading Sea of

Thieves It's at 45%,

but it's taking forever. I'm gonna have to

download it overnight. All I managed to

download was Persona 5, which sucks, and

Elden Ring last night. So I've only got

Elden Ring.

I don't want to play a game that has loads

of cutscenes. I want to play maybe

Minecraft. I don't know, something that's

just kind of tedious that I don't have to

focus on much. So I can't really show

anything because I have to keep the

apartment a secret.

I think me and Pia are supposed to be

playing Sea of Thieves maybe tomorrow or

the next day. I have to check with her,

but before that I need to set up my new

gamer setup. I think this sounds okay,

doesn't it?

Okay, doesn't it? Testing, testing. Okay,

doesn't it? Testing, testing.

And then I need to get my headphones,

which are in my bag,

and I need to create some kind of

microphone stand so I can have it standing

up higher.

Didn't you have a Minecraft server?

I don't know if it was a server, it was a

Minecraft realm where you could invite 9

other people, but I forgot the login

details. I don't know if it even exists

still because it's been 3 years since I

logged into it. Maybe they delete it after

an amount of certain amount of time

passes. But that was fun making a,

a house. I want to make something that

will take a long time. So my ideal game

that I want to play for Twitch would be

very tedious, takes a long time to get

anything done, doesn't really take a lot

of concentration because I won't be able

to talk much if I have to concentrate. No

puzzles and no— I don't know,

maybe social interaction would be funny if

you could chat to other people online.

It's just I'd be pretty awkward. No, not

Terraria. I don't like that. It looks

stupid. Maybe I'll just get Minecraft

again. Is Minecraft on Xbox Gaming Pass?

I'm guessing it is because it's Microsoft.

Oh yeah, included with Game Pass. Why

don't I just install this? I might just

install Minecraft again and then recreate

my house again. Maybe I'll recreate the

apartment in Japan with Chihiro.

That'd be pretty funny.

I'm so bored. My girlfriend is working

late tonight, so she's coming home at like

10 PM. Right now it's 4 4:40 PM,

so I've got 5 hours. I made some videos

for the second channel, but I don't think

they're gonna do well. Just kind of

bored. This is not really how I imagined

life in Thailand to be. For some reason,

I imagined it to be different in some way.

Go work. Work at doing what?

I can't do anything. I don't know anything

to be able to work.

Does she play video games? She plays this

mobile game. It's like a League of Legends

ripoff game. It looks boring. I'm not

really into MOBA games. Boring. I'm not

really into MOBA games. Wow, I can have

the microphone. What if I— what's this

level thing? If I keep pressing up—

testing, testing.

Testing, testing. Does this sound worse or

better? Does this sound worse or better?

Does this sound worse or better? Worse or

better? Does this sound worse or better?

I think if I turn the level up, I have to

have the mic further away. I think 30 was

good. Sounds worse. Okay, I've got noise

gates, compressor, exciter, big bottom. I

don't know what that is. I think

this is fine. Big bottom. I don't

know what that is. I think

this is fine.

Wait, is it lagging?

Ah, testing.

I think

it lagged, but it's back now.

How's Thailand? What's the culture like to

Japan? I don't know. I don't

really notice much difference.

They seem more outgoing is the only thing

I can think of. And they like to speak to

people on the telephone all the time.

And my girlfriend was on the phone for an

hour yesterday. She said she's going to

talk to her brother. I thought she said

mother, because she never told me she had

a brother. And then I said, you have a

brother? And then she said, no, he's the

son of my auntie. And then I said, oh,

your cousin. But for some reason she calls

her cousin her brother. It's so, so

irritatingly hard to understand what

she means a lot of the time. Why does she

call her cousin her brother? So she was on

the phone to her cousin for like an hour.

The cousin is a guy, which is really weird

because I never speak— I'd never speak to

my cousins ever. When do you speak to your

cousin on the phone for like an hour? She

said her cousin is a clairvoyant,

or so, I don't know. She looks up this

word on Google Translate and then a bunch

of words in English came up saying

clairvoyant, savant, fortune teller.

So I don't know if he's like telling her

the fortune of our relationship.

And then she asked me if I wanted to speak

to him, and he said— she said that he

could speak really good English and he

could help me if I'm bored in Bangkok. I

said no. I just finished dinner. I had a

beer. I was really tired. It was like 10

PM. The last thing I want to do is talk to

some guy on the phone. And I don't care

how good his English is,

how is he going to help me not be bored in

Bangkok? So irritating. So I just said

no.

Fortunately, it's quite easy to say no to

her if she asks me to do something I

really don't want to do. If I say no,

she just says okay. She doesn't try

to make me do stuff I don't want to do.

Sometimes they call friends brother and

sister. Yeah, it's that second stupid

thing where everyone's the uncle or

something like that. Like everyone's big

sis or little sis. For example,

there's a word, I think it's piisao.

It's like big sister. And she basically

calls any woman piisao. So If we're in a

hotel and there's a cleaning woman,

she'll call her Pisaew. If we're at a gas

station, petrol station, and the petrol

assistant person is a woman, she'll call

her Pisaew. In Thailand, you don't put in

your own petrol. It gets put in for you.

So it's really confusing when she randomly

calls people her brother. And I'm like,

you didn't say you had a brother. I hate

it. It's so weird. Can you

imagine doing that in English? You're in a

hotel and you want to talk to the cleaning

staff and you're like, yo, big sis.

Hey, big sister. It just sounds so dumb.

And you want to talk to the cleaning staff

and you're like, yo, big sis.

I sound funny. Asian languages are weird.

In every Asian language is like this.

Korean, Japanese, You got oni-san,

one-san. Korean, you got nuna, oppa.

They love calling each other big brother

and big sister. And maybe it's like this

concept of everyone is one big family.

So she was on the phone to her cousin,

who is apparently a clairvoyant, for like

an hour. I don't know what they were

talking about. I didn't ask because I

don't know. I like to be

able to say, well, I give you your

privacy, so you should give me my privacy.

I don't want to start asking her, so what

are you talking about? Who's that? Who's

this? What did they say? I don't want to

Can you hear the train? I'm on the balcony

now. The train is pretty loud when it goes

past.

I don't know why she keeps trying to get

me to speak to random people. She got me

to speak to her mum, and then she kept

handing her phone over to me when her

sister was phoning. Her sister messages

her all the time, apparently. My sister

never messages me. It's just weird to me.

She's getting mystical advice about you.

Yeah, I feel like she's getting some kind

of fortune-telling thing from her cousin.

Yeah, I feel like she's— Have I tried

the street food? No. She brings home bags

of weird-looking fruit. We've got a big

bag of this fruit. It looks like a nut,

but But inside it's like a grape.

Not really a grape, more like a— it's

like a white, fleshy, juicy thing.

It tastes like a mixture of a coconut and

a grape. It's really weird. And then she

keeps bringing home these green oranges

that they've got green skin, but it's an

orange and they're really sour. They taste

disgusting. It's like a lemon But an

orange. She brought back like 3 bags

full of them. 3 bags of them she

came back with.

I don't know if it's lychee because I've

seen lychee before. It's kind of like

lychee. It's a white, fleshy,

juicy fruit, but it just tastes

weird. All this weird fruit. I mean, it's

okay. It tastes sweet and it's not

revolting, but it's weird. It's like

strange mixtures and combinations of

different fruits all in one, and one of

them tastes like a mixture of coconut

and mango. I can't describe it very well.

I don't like how much

I have to interact with her family.

First, I thought it was weird that I had

to speak to her mum on the phone on the

first, first day I met her, or the second

day I was talking to her mum. Then I had

to meet her sister twice, which is okay

because, I mean, it's better

to have to meet a sister than a brother.

And then She asked if it was okay if her

nephew came over, which I thought was

really weird. I said no. Then she wanted

me to talk to her cousin on the phone. I

said no. I wonder when she's gonna get

the message that I'm very asocial and I'm

not interested in speaking to her family.

And I haven't made her speak to my family.

We've only been dating for like 2 weeks.

I think it's a little bit premature. To be

speaking to family already.

It'd be so weird if I phoned up my sister

and said, hey sister, do you want to speak

to my girlfriend that doesn't speak much

English that I've been seeing for not even

2 weeks? So weird how,

how their minds work here.

I should try mangosteen. I think I have in

Malaysia. My dad used to really like it.

He got Chihiro to try it. I remember in

Malaysia when my dad was alive, we all

went just walking around streets and we

walked past this street vendor selling

fruit. We got some durian and mangosteen

and this red spiky thing, and then this

random European guy just joined

us and started— my dad offered him some

mangosteen or lychee, and this guy was

just eating fruit with us. It's kind of

weird.

She's encouraging you because she thinks

you're antisocial.

But if I'm antisocial, it means I don't

want to speak to random strangers. Maybe I

have to tell her more directly that. I'm

not interested in speaking to strangers.

I'm not a social person. I already

explained to her that I don't have friends

and I like being alone and I like my alone

time. I'm not really interested in talking

to people. It would be nice

if she understood that a bit better.

Durian is disgusting. I forgot what it

tastes like. I remember it not tasting too

bad, but it was like a weird sweet buttery

banana, like a banana mashed up.

But the smell is horrible. The smell is

really disgusting, and you get this weird

aftertaste after you've eaten it in your

mouth that lingers. That's quite similar

to the smell. I think the mystery

fruit is guanábana. Let me Google it.

Google. Where's my Google?

Guanabana.

Uh, no, it's not that.

The fruit she brought home, it looks brown

and it looks like a nut on the outside.

But then on the inside it's like,

uh, I forgot the name of that fruit.

That's— it's like a white, white,

clear-looking fruit.

What is that fruit?

It's quite common in the UK. I forgot the

name of it. Not a grapefruit.

Not a grape. I completely

forgot. Oh, it's annoying

me now. It's like round and juicy when

you bite into it.

Longan is yellowish brown, white inside.

Oh yeah, that's the one. Longan. That's

the one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got it.

It's brown and it's like white, and in the

middle it's got this black seed. She tried

to make me eat it. I didn't want to

because it looked like there's an insect

inside of it. All these weird fruits.

Lychee, mangosteen, longan, rambutan.

They look so alien, covered in spikes and

weird stuff inside of it.

She said she got it for free at her

company, so they just give away— it looks

like she picked it up off the roadside.

Doesn't look appetizing. And then she made

me fried rice, which was really good, but

she didn't make much. And I was really

hungry still afterwards.

Her fried rice was quite nice, I think

better than mine. She put butter in it,

which I never thought of putting butter in

fried rice, but it gives it a nice boost

in flavor. And then she gave me a face

massage, which felt really nice as well.

Why are Thai people so good at massaging?

She said she studied therapeutics

in school, which involves learning how to

massage, I guess. She did that thing where

they put their thumbs under the back of

your skull and then pull gently. It's

really relaxing. She did all these facial

massage muscle pressing things.

Oh yeah, I was gonna make a mic stand.

Give me a second. How can

I make a mic stand?

Maybe I can rest it on top of my battery

banks. Oh, that works pretty well.

I need to find the base of the mic. I lost

it in my bag somewhere.

Aha! I found it! I found it! Oh,

that works quite nicely. Hey,

this is pretty nice. It's a good height

and it stays in place.

Oh, that works quite nicely. Yeah, not

bad. The only thing I'm missing is I

want a tripod so I can put my phone onto

it and then the point it at the floor,

and then I could do some— I could do

some reviews, gaming reviews for my Switch

maybe.

Your girlfriend is— sounds your girlfriend

is very caring. Yeah, I think she is very

caring and very thoughtful.

Like, she cares about my comfort and my

hunger and and my thirst. She makes sure

that I'm doing well and I'm comfortable.

For example, I'd be sitting on the sofa,

she would lift my feet up onto the chair

so I'm relaxed. Chihiro never did stuff

like this for me. Chihiro was kind of

cold, not super effective—

I mean, affectionate, not effective.

She was ineffective as a lover.

Wait, I want to get a drink.

Okay, I think this works quite well.

Bit annoyed I didn't bring my SSD flash

drive. I think it had 1

terabyte, not 100. Why do I keep saying it

has 100 terabytes? 1 terabyte is 1,000

gigabytes, isn't it? So 100 terabytes

would be like a million— no, it'd be like

100,000 gigabytes. Are there even

100 terabyte hard drives out there?

100 terabytes? No,

it's just a 1 terabyte Samsung

SSD. I left it at home because I thought

that I wouldn't be gaming. But I'm so

bored, I've got nothing to do.

In my mind I thought, oh, we're gonna be

live streaming on the streets of Bangkok

and doing interesting things,

and I'll be too busy with my new

relationship. It looks

like no matter where I go, I end up living

the same life because this is the life

that I want to live. Walking around on the

streets of a busy, noisy city for hours

and hours in the boiling sun in 32 degrees

centigrade heat. It's not really fun.

It kind of sucks. I don't know how people

So there's discomfort, and there's also

the anxiety from doing something weird.

Weird in public. Walking around talking to

yourself is pretty weird.

So I kind of don't know what to do. I had

a good routine going on in England. I felt

like life was pretty good in England apart

from missing sex. Oh yeah, I'm not on

YouTube. I can say whatever I want to and

I don't have to worry about getting

fucking demonetized. The good thing about

Twitch is there's no monetization thing.

I mean, you can monetize, yeah, the

streams and put ads, but you don't have to

worry about getting demonetized by saying

certain words that trigger the algorithm.

So I can say any word I want to, I guess,

apart from, you know, the R-word and the

N-word than the anti-Semitic words,

which I never say anyway because I don't

really know why there's hate towards Jews.

I never really felt

upset at Jewish people. I don't understand

it. It's weird.

You're doing better now having a great

girlfriend. Yeah, I just need to get back

into my routine, I guess, and try and

figure out how to incorporate a new

girlfriend in my life now and getting back

to content creating because I need

to make money.

I just wish I could find something to do

on Twitch that I enjoy

doing.

I'm not sure if I'm actually gonna play

Elden Ring though.

I guess I could whilst I talk, but I

need to get a second screen up so

I can monitor things. Where is it?

Twitch.

Ow! I get this weird thing where sometimes

when I, I touch the bottom of my phone,

it really hurts. It's like a static

shock or something. It's not because it's

too hot, because it is pretty hot, but

it's not hot enough to hurt that much.

I could do cooking if I, if I get the

webcam and I just point it at the floor

and I put a towel on the floor,

then I could just show— you know, back in,

you know, when I was dating Mila and I

was in those German Airbnbs and I wanted

to show cooking, I didn't want to dox the

Airbnb. I would just point the camera at

the table and then just do a close-up of

me chopping cucumbers or something. Could

do that again. This is like Mida all over

again, isn't it? I don't know why I got so

scared of showing stuff, because when I

was with Chihiro, I never cared at all. I

just showed the entire apartment. I even

showed the street outside of the

apartment, and I even Yeah,

I just showed everything without caring,

but now I feel like if I'm

not careful, people could find out her

identity and then ruin things for me.

Dox your apartment so you can at least

stream at home. Yeah, it would be a bit of

a relief if people just found out where I

was anyway, then I didn't have to care

anymore about doxxing.

It would make things a lot easier.

Damn, this game always looks so damn good.

I haven't played it in such a long time.

How do you jump? I forgot the controls for

keyboard and mouse. I should get my

controller.

Can I get cheap, reasonable tripods there?

Yeah, there's a lot of shops that sell

phone accessories and I could just get

some crappy cheap tripod, I guess.

It's better this way, not showing your

current girlfriend on videos. Yeah.

But if everything was out in the open, it

would be fun to be able to show her and

do, do a face reveal, and then she could

be part of the channel. People can,

people can get to know her and she can be

like a new character because the channel

needs characters. I think when it's just

me on my own, people get bored. Even when

I stream with Pia, there was way more

interest in the stream just because It was

me talking to another person.

How do you jump? Oh, F. Why is F jump?

That's weird. How do I sprint?

Why is she running like a weirdo?

Your girlfriend still does not know about

your online life. No, hopefully not.

I, I'm pretty sure she doesn't know. But

then I got drunk yesterday and then she

sat on top of me and she was like, who are

you? And I said— I was gonna say I'm

Daniel, but I'm very scared of using names

now because if I said I'm Daniel, she

could say, are you sure? And then she's

definitely onto something. So I said I'm

me. She seems like—

I don't know, like when it comes to the

topic of names, I feel like she's onto me.

She's gonna find your real name soon. I

think she's already found it

just from looking at my, my bank card,

which I've had to use in front of her.

Also, I seem really suspicious in the way

that I refuse to show her my passport or

documentation, visa stuff. I really

wanted to show her my driving license

because for such a long time trying to

get my driving license was a, a big part

of my life, and she was part of that,

waiting for me to pass it so I could come

to Thailand. And I really want to be able

to say, look, Here's physical proof that I

actually passed, and this is what I got

out of it. But I can't show her my driving

license either. So annoying.

How do you sprint?

So this bit, you get this mini-boss that

most people can't defeat.

You're not really supposed to defeat it,

I think. Well, I don't know how to charge

a heavy attack.

Yeah, you can't really defeat this boss

when you begin the game because you're too

weak.

I've defeated it on my second playthrough,

but that was when I was level 200.

You should at least tell her you were once

married. Maybe.

I'm very— from

her point of view, it must seem like I'm

very into Japanese stuff because I'm

always trying to eat Japanese food. I'm

always switching to Japanese channel on

TV. Because that's the only free channel.

But it's like she hasn't realized that I

might have had a serious relationship in

Japan, or I had quite a few Japanese

girlfriends.

When's the next YouTube video?

I don't really have any ideas. I guess

I'll just do another stream and talk about

stuff that's going to happen over the next

few days. It's the best I can do.

What else can I do? I can't really film

the stuff that's happening because it's

not interesting,

and the streams do well. People donate and

I get a lot of— well, I get the same

amount of views I get on videos nearly.

And the streams make more money than the

videos do almost every single time.

Pretty much every single time the streams

do better. It's just a lot of people— some

people really hate them because they're so

long.

Go traveling around Thailand. I will,

but I probably won't vlog it because

people are not interested in travel

When is the next Why I Hate My Girlfriend

video? Well, I've already done it. It's

called My Problem with My Girlfriend,

which I'm gonna have to change the title

soon. I think after 4 or 5 days, the

clickbait plays its role, and then I don't

really need the clickbait anymore, so I

can change it to something less

inflammatory. In case she does find my

channel, maybe next week or the end of

this week, I should at least change the

title of a few things so she, she doesn't

get too upset.

Do you remember how hyped up this game

was? Everyone was playing it and

everyone's going, oh wow, look at the

world, it's so pretty and so awe-inspiring

and whimsical and majestic. And now it's

like literally no one gives a crap about

it. This used to be the

most played game on Twitch. Now everyone's

playing Overwatch 2. Maybe I should play

it. I never liked Overwatch. It just looks

kind of boring.

What was the name I gave her? Secret.

People can't find out my secret name

because then they'll start trying to,

trying to expose me. So that when you

Google my secret name, my stuff comes up

Can use the fact that she didn't tell you

she was married before to justify not

revealing your name. Yeah, she hasn't told

me her name either. In fairness, I haven't

asked what her name is, so she might be

thinking, oh, he doesn't care. But it

seems weird she hasn't told me her name So

I can say, well, you didn't tell me your

name either, just your nickname.

And actually, I didn't even know Mida's

real name until nearly 3 months later,

because Mida's not her real name, by the

way. It's like a shortened nickname of her

actual name.

Mi and La is the first bit and the last

bit of of her real name.

She doesn't like her real name. It's kind

of weird. It's a bit bizarre to me that

people just decide they don't like their

names and they just give themselves a

nickname. You could say that's a fake

name, couldn't you? Well, I don't like my

name Daniel, so from now on I want to be

called Dal.

Dale. Call me Dale. That's my new name,

so I don't know why. And then you could

say, oh, you gave us a fake name, your

actual name is Daniel. I feel like names

are so stupid and so unimportant.

I couldn't really care less if her name is

Sally or Jenny or Jim Bob.

Maybe it's like Titty Porn or Porn Tip.

Porn Tip Trap Rat.

Thai names are weird though. I've seen so

many names that have porn in it.

She hides just as much info as you do.

Yeah, I could say I was scared that you'd

dump me if you found out, and then she'd

be all, oh, that's so sweet and cute.

But I think it'll be interesting when she

finally finds out and see what her

reaction is going to be. Oh, they gave me

a halberd. I didn't know I had a halberd.

How do I— oh, you press—

you hold Shift up and scroll up.

But how do I do two-handed?

I don't wanna do two-handed anyway. I

can't believe I made nearly $7,000 off

this game from doing a review and then

some sponsored stuff and then build

videos. I forgot what you're supposed to

do in the beginning actually. Actually,

people tried attacking that Tree Sentinel

boss at level 1 and they were like, oh,

this game's so hard. You're not supposed

to fight him at level 1. I saw Connor

playing Elden Ring ages ago and he was

spending like 6 hours trying to take down

the Tree Sentinel at level 5 or something

stupid.

How will she feel about OnlyFans stuff? I

don't know.

When I joked about— when I joked about

being a ladyboy, she didn't

seem too happy about it.

Sometimes you can joke about stuff and you

can tell that someone's really against the

idea from their reaction. Even though I'm

just joking about being a ladyboy, or

wanting to become a ladyboy, she was like,

oh no, please. We were holding hands and

walking and I said, maybe I want to be a

ladyboy. And then she just stopped dead in

her tracks and was like pretending to

cry, not actually crying, but like play

crying, saying, oh no, please,

I hope not. So you can tell she's really

against that kind of stuff.

It's like when I joked to Chihiro about

being a Pornhub star.

Chihiro was actually angry at my silly

little remark, even though I wasn't being

serious. She took it really seriously.

There's no way Chihiro would have dated me

or married me if I had— if I was doing

OnlyFans back then. There's just no way.

I'm not doing OnlyFans now because I don't

want to get into trouble making money off

pornography in a country like

Thailand. I think they have Fairly strict

laws. I don't know how strict, maybe not

as strict as Malaysia.

Does, does my internet

even stream this game smoothly? It looks

really jerky.

I'm using my, my 5G phone as a hotspot

connected to my laptop. I don't know if

that's the best idea.

You should learn web design. I hate

everything related to to coding, web

design, graphic design, making websites.

I just, I really hate all of that. It's so

boring. It's just like a load of coding

and stupid websites and layouts and

creating logos and menus.

I couldn't think of anything more boring.

What did I tell her I do for money? I said

I do digital art, but she hasn't asked me

anything like, when are you gonna start

doing some artwork? Show me some of your

artwork. Have you thought about doing some

work recently? She hasn't mentioned

anything. She also doesn't ask me what I

did all day, which is kind of, kind of

weird.

Someone's going to send her the I became a

woman video. Yeah. Imagine her reaction if

she sees that. I've done some pretty weird

stuff on YouTube, like dressing up as a

woman, admitting to cheating on my wife

100 times, sleeping with my viewers

whenever I can.

Doing OnlyFans. What else?

With your talents in drawing, you could

make a living out of it. I don't know how.

I don't really like drawing and My

art style is very limited. I can only just

draw usually women and men

doing very basic stuff.

Everyone tells me you could sleep with

viewers more, but you don't. There's no

viewers who want to sleep? Well, there's—

there was one in Germany. I don't know if

she's still interested, probably not.

There was one in Indonesia, but I'm not

going to Indonesia. Plus she's like 19,

but she sent me nudes and said we could

have sex, but I don't really want to go to

Indonesia. I asked if she could

come here, but she just said she had no

money. Why does everyone have no money all

the time?

I thought I'm the broke one, but everyone

else is even more broke than I am. How

come no one can ever do anything? Oh,

what's this cave?

They said you could get Pia again.

Well, yeah, I already slept with

Pia before I went to Malaysia. We were

gonna meet up again before Thailand, but

wasn't really enough time and I

wasn't really in the mood. I've got to be

in the mood. Sometimes I'm not in the

right mood. I'm very moody.

It's weird playing this from level 1

again.

Oh, I'm gonna die.

I don't

know how to counterattack.

Oh, there's loads here. God's sake.

Why so many?

Oh my God,

one more.

How do I counterattack?

Oh, someone, someone's shooting me.

I don't know what cracked pot does.

What was I saying? Is it because she lives

far away? Yeah, she moved even further

away now, so it became less

convenient to meet up.

Living condition in Southeast Asia sucks.

Wages also so low. That's why

it's nice to live in as a Westerner.

Who makes a YouTube income in US dollars.

As long as the US dollar doesn't crash,

then I should be safe.

Next day, the US dollar crashes. Every

other currency has crashed.

Maybe the dollar is next.

Is that

everything in this place? I'm sure there

was something else.

Can't you play co-op in Elden Ring? Be fun

to play with someone.

The game can feel pretty lonely.

Goddamn, Daniel, you got a girlfriend! I

did. Miracles can come true.

I was trying so hard to get a new

girlfriend after Mida.

Who would have known that I would end up

dating a Thai woman?

Now we're living together. Isn't it so

romantic? She ran around— ran away from

her evil ex-husband. Oh look, there's a

boss here. I don't know if it's a good

idea to fight a boss. I've got no potions.

There's never a year he's single. But

2021, I was single. I really

failed to get a girlfriend in England,

but that's not fair. 2021, I blame

COVID for not being able to get a

girlfriend because usually if I have the

entire world at my fingertips, it

increases my odds of getting a girlfriend

by quite a lot because I can go to

Thailand or Japan. I usually never fail to

get at least one girlfriend in Japan.

Especially if I go to a guest house. But

because of COVID basically making travel

very difficult, it meant I was only able

to date in England and I

wasn't very good at getting girlfriends.

But 2022, I did manage to get 2 British

girlfriends. They just were not very good

looking and they were kind of boring. No

way I would have wanted to live with one

of those British girlfriends. The sex was

really bad, and they just weren't very

loving like my Thai girlfriend is. I could

never imagine the first British girlfriend

giving me a massage. She would be like,

fuck off, you should be the one giving me

a massage. And you've got to learn to

drive because I'm crippled. She said,

Daniel, you're really cute and I really

like you, but please, for the love of God,

can you learn to drive? 'Cause I can't

walk like this everywhere.

And I thought, okay, I mean, if I was

gonna learn to drive, it wouldn't be for

you. You, you, you're not cute enough at

all for me to want to learn to drive for

you. Sorry about that. But for the second

British girlfriend, she wasn't cute

either, but I thought, well, it is better

than nothing being able to drive. I mean,

being able to go on dates with her is

better than nothing, and it's thanks to

her being able to drive that we're able to

go to different places. So I thought maybe

I will learn to drive just because I

thought it'd open the doors to the

opportunities. It would open up other

doors for us to be able to go on dates to

more interesting places. And then

COVID kind of ended and I decided actually

I'm just gonna go back to traveling in

Asia because that's way more interesting

than driving around random places in the

UK.

Cave Moss. I think I'm gonna die on this

stupid boss. I've got no potions.

All this glowstone.

Memory of Grace. Maybe I can do a

multiplayer thing. Do people even

play this game anymore to do multiplayer?

You need to teach me your skills. Well,

I'd say just go to Asia.

Because Asian people love Western people

for some reason.

Oh, my name is LOL.

Anglosphere is terrible for dating. Yeah,

I agree. America sucks

the most, and then Europe sucks the second

most. And then, I mean, Africa— who would

you really want to go to Africa? You're

going to get killed and organ harvest or

sold into slavery. And why would you want

to go to the Middle East? So

realistically, the only option is Asia—

Japan, South Korea, and then Thailand if

you're looking for someone more bubbly and

extroverted. Japan is nice because it's

got order and peace and it feels safe,

but the women there are a bit,

bit, um,

there's like a certain way to,

to crack that certain nut in Japan.

You have to approach it in a different

What happened to Ryan Boundless? I don't

know, he vanished, didn't he? Maybe he

died in Africa. He was making these

weird videos with these black women on his

lap and then he suddenly disappeared. He

got one viral, didn't he, when he was

walking around streets of some African

place.

Korea is really cold at this time of year.

I went— I usually went to Korea during the

winter because plane tickets were cheaper,

and I used to live with that Korean

ex-girlfriend, but it was so cold. You had

to have so many layers, really thick

winter coat, hood, hoodie and then like 5

shirts or a sweatshirt underneath. You

needed thick socks, gloves, a scarf, and

even then spending a few hours outside,

you'd be starting to feel cold. I remember

my Malaysian fat— my Malaysian relatives

from Malaysia came to Korea to visit and

I met them to hang out for the day.

And we had to constantly jump into cafes

and get hot drinks every hour or so to

take a break from the extreme cold. It was

so cold.

Okay, let's see what's in here. I can't

get anyone to help me fight this boss.

I'm so glad I brought my gaming laptop.

Oh my God, I knew this would happen. I

knew I'd end up sitting in an apartment

being bored, not really wanting to go

outside. I can't believe I actually

thought I could cope without my gaming

laptop. My first plan was I was just going

to bring a Steam Deck and the MacBook for

viewing stuff on. But the Steam Deck, I

couldn't do this on the Steam Deck. It

would be very uncomfortable and not great.

I think a gaming laptop really is a

necessity for traveling. Okay,

well, who's here? Oh, the Beastman of

Farum Azula, gonna one-shot kill me.

Oh my God, I think I'm way too low level

for this. Oh no.

Oh, oh, maybe I can do this.

Oh, it hit me.

One more hit and I'm dead. Oh.

I thought it was just going to do one

attack and then stop spinning. I got one

hit.

I forgot what I'm supposed to do at this

The Steam Deck is just like a Switch, but

it plays Steam games. It's pretty

good. I mean, I was impressed with the

hardware, and it does what it's supposed

to do really well. But it's just not a

laptop, you know. You can

do so many more things on a laptop,

like livestreaming a game to Twitch.

And a laptop has a 17-inch screen, which

is very nice and big.

Do I really care about my runes? I don't

know how to sprint.

I can just keep spamming. What the hell?

What? It was that easy? All I had to do

was keep spamming it? If I knew

how to heavy attack. Look, when I attack

him, it staggers him.

And people say this game's supposed to be

hard. Everyone was scared of this game,

saying, oh, Elden Ring is so difficult,

I'm gonna get one-shot every time.

The game can be amazingly easy

at times. What's this? Oh no,

I think I'm level 1 and I managed to do

that just by spamming one button. What is

heavy attack? We've got normal attack like

that.

How much does it cost? The Steam Deck is,

I think, £300 for the lowest,

cheapest version, and then about £500 for

the higher storage version.

So essentially you went there entirely

just for this woman? Yeah, I thought I

had a good shot with this woman, and I've

always wanted to see what Thailand is

like, and I thought, well, if things don't

work out with her, I can always try dating

someone else.

So what did I get? Some stupid talisman I

can't even use. I thought it'd give me a

weapon. I don't know how to sprint.

Can you give YouTube advice? I'm sad I

can't get it going anywhere. Well, I can't

really get mine going either. Basically,

you have to make something that makes

people laugh and makes people like you,

or provides them with information that

they want. That way you build an audience

and they keep coming back. Or you can just

clickbait and troll them, which seems to

work as well, but it doesn't build an

audience because they won't come back

again. The problem

is if you don't know how to be funny or

likable, then you're gonna have a hard

time building an audience,

and it's not really something you can fake

very well. I don't know how I managed to

build mine. I guess at one point I was

likable and relatable, but then lost

Jesus, why is the stream playback so bad?

Maybe my laptop is not on high power mode.

It is, it's on boost CPU and high GPU.

Maybe it's the internet.

I'm getting an ad on my own. Is that

Chainsaw Man anime being

advertised to me?

Hmm, YouTube is a tricky nut to crack.

But I don't think you have to be super

funny or interesting. You can still get

views even if you're a really boring

person. You just have to pick

the right topics and get attention

somehow. Negativity is a good way to get

But it's like the dark side,

the dark side of the Force.

I think my Steam Deck videos did really

It's just something like the Steam Deck

doesn't come along very often. So once

in a year or 2 events when you get this

brand new gaming console that has loads of

hype around it— hasn't been something like

that in ages. No one really cares about— I

don't know if a do not buy the PlayStation

5 video would do well. Maybe it would,

but I'd actually have to get one to be

able to talk about it, and it's nearly

impossible to get one. I don't know

if it's still impossible to get one. How

do they still not have stock? How long has

the PS5 been out? It's not even very

new anymore.

Oh, I got a new sword!

Lord Soren's Greatsword. Maybe I'll use

that. Oh, I can't.

Why can't I?

Oh, it's too heavy.

What if I put

it in that hand?

I don't understand the keyboard controls.

Maybe it's Q. Or E. Oh yeah, it's E.

You hold E and then you click and you can

two-hand it.

Do do do do do do.

Is the ad over?

I mean, I could do a stream outside maybe

now, but I can't be bothered.

I don't know how people get the energy to

do that.

I wish I could do it.

No, I don't want to do it. I can't be

bothered. I'll just play Elden Ring.

It is now 5:47.

I think now would be a good time if you

want to go outside. Around now would be a

good, a good time. It's not too hot.

Sun's gone. Sun's going down.

How come I'm so strong? I thought this

game's supposed to be diff— I'm already

level 9. What?

But I started a brand new game with

a brand new character. I swear this

game was so difficult when I first played

Whoops, wasted my potion.

Am I gonna stream during my trip with my

girlfriend? No, it would be fun though.

We have— we could have a car trip and then

Stopping at petrol stations to stock up on

stuff, and then people can ask

Uh-oh.

Ouch. Oh, somehow I managed to go behind

Oh, oh, I'm dead.

Where did they come from?

I don't know where they came from.

Leave me alone.

Give me the loot.

I still don't know how to sprint.

I think I'm gonna die.

Oh, oh, did you see that?

Rolled right behind him.

One more.

Ah.

Wait, I can do it, I can do it.

Oh, nearly got

him. Have I ever smoked

weed? I tried with Mila, but I couldn't

inhale it. It was too Too, too strong.

Kept coughing every time I tried inhaling.

I need to get

my runes back.

I think the audio isn't synced with the

video.

That's weird.

There might be an echo because I'm using

the speakers and then the mic might be

picking up the echo from the speaker.

Let me see.

There might be an echo because I'm using

these speakers, and then the mic might be

picking up the echo from the speaker.

No, it seems fine to me. I don't I

don't see any audio lag. Maybe it's you.

Can review the red light district in

Amsterdam. I walked past it when I was

with Mila. I saw some ladies.