[2025-03-09] life updates being alone [ZxS10r4GP30]

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Oh my god,

can you hear that? I hope this room

doesn't collapse when the wind blows.

That was a big gust of wind.

The whole thing creaks when the wind

Better be sturdy.

Is he done talking about you know who?

Who is you know who?

Chihiro? Yeah, we don't care about Chihiro

anymore. She's boring. Old news.

I can't believe back then so many people

cared about Chihiro.

Don't like the lamp in the back. You don't

like anything. Always complaining.

I like it.

If I make it dimmer, what happens?

Then I look really dark.

How about that?

It's hard to figure out best—

who cares about stupid lighting,

whatever.

As if people are watching for the

cinematic best camera angles.

Maybe if I face the light would be better.

It's just annoying moving because all the

cables How

about that? Yeah, it's nice in

here. Got the birds. Luckily we don't have

crows here. There's this one place I

deliver to and it's got this tree and it's

full of crows' nests. I parked my car

under the tree and they pooped all over

it. Not very nice.

I hate crows. Make horrible sounds.

They look ugly.

My new room.

Uh, yeah, I didn't really do much today.

Cleaned my car a bit.

It's hard to get all the bits out from the

seats without a proper vacuum cleaner.

And then— oh, I got curtains. I already

had them, but I got this pole. And I was

putting the curtains up. You can see the

pole was a bit annoying to set up. It's

like spring-loaded instead of

twist-loaded, because my other pole, you

twist it to, um,

make it extend, and then you like, you

twist it until it's fitted into the

doorway. But this one is like a spring,

and you've got to like push it in, put it

in place, and then let the spring come out

to hold it in place. So that was a

bit tricky with how long it is and the

curtains hanging on it too. Don't know why

they couldn't have made it a twist one.

So I got these curtains here to

keep the heat in and also some privacy.

Yeah, my new room's looking pretty good.

I brought the table back in here. So we

got the IKEA table with the twin lamps.

You can't really see because of the light.

Yeah, it's really nice now.

Still a bit dingy even with 3 lights on,

but it's fine.

What do I do when I'm lonely? I put on Ice

Poseidon stream. I had Ice Poseidon

stream on just in the background most of

the day. I've just been sitting on the

sofa just relaxing, didn't go anywhere.

I thought I was going to go out and get

stuff, but I couldn't be bothered. I'll

just do it when I go to work.

Yeah, it's a lot warmer now during the

day, but when the sun goes down, it gets

Hang out with Sunny? Uh, she said— well,

she was gonna come yesterday, but then she

said she had already made plans with her

family, so she

stuck with her family for the weekend.

Which is fine.

My hair looks really black.

In this lighting.

She said she'll come on Tuesday after

work.

Which is fine. Why not Monday though?

Um, yeah, so basically I just put up the

curtains. And then took the fireplace out,

brought the table back in, cleaned my

carpet, sat on the sofa.

I found this, um, app on my phone where it

lets you trick the phone into thinking

you're in some— you're at a place that

you're not. So kind of like a VPN, but you

can choose specifically where to trick

your phone into thinking you are at on

Google Maps, so that could be useful for

It's been such a productive day, and then

I had a really nice dinner. I made— well,

I got the pork belly and I cut it into

slices with the scissors and I fried it

with bean sprouts and I put honshu and

then I just put it over rice, cracked an

egg yolk over it, cut some green onions.

It was like gyudon but with pork.

I really need a knife so I can cut it

thinly. Because I wanted it to curl up,

but it was still too thick. When do we

get another Cooking with Daniel? I don't

know. Every time I cook on stream, I mess

up. But when I don't cook on stream, I can

make a decent meal. It's really weird.

It's like the stream jinxes my cooking.

Or maybe I'm like trying to sabotage it.

For content subconsciously.

It's just weird,

keeps going wrong.

A vlog?

I already did a cooking with Daniel in the

last video. Which one was it?

Oh yeah, the, um, it's been 5 years since

I divorced my ex-wife had cooking at the

end. Not many people saw it.

No point making videos anymore, no one

Oh, the black cat came and visited me

again. He seems old, like he seems like

he struggles to jump up. Onto the fence.

And he's got— he's got all these hairs all

over him, like fallen hairs,

as if he doesn't clean himself properly.

Am I going to stream every day until I get

out of here? I'm just going to stream when

I've got nothing else to do.

Why not? I'm losing

so many subs. I think I'm going to drop

back down to 110K soon.

If I lose another 200 subs, I'm back down

to 110K. For some reason, the nonstop

streaming has made me lose loads of subs.

It's kind of weird.

People keep saying, oh, I don't have time

to watch the streams, can't you make a

video? Updating your life.

Literally the entire stream is me updating

my life. You just click on any part of the

stream, it's me talking about my life.

If Sunny broke up for real, would I move

back to Asia?

Probably not.

Because I've got so much stuff here now.

I've got all this furniture, I've got a

house, so I would need

guarantees that moving to Asia is gonna be

better than this, which I wouldn't have.

Well, I just— I don't know what to make

videos about. Or keep on talking about my

ex-wife or how much money I owe. My only 2

topics are ex-wife and my debt.

I have no idea. I could sit here all day

trying to think what video to make and

have no idea what to make.

What I do when I'm lonely. Day in the life

of lonely guy. My plans for the

future. It's so boring just talking about

the same stuff over and over and over. My

experience with chlamydia woman.

How I dated single mother in Japan.

It's so boring. I'd rather just go out and

deliver parcels.

I'm thinking when my mom and sister come I

might just deliver 50

parcels and then leave the rest to do the

next day. So 50 parcels should take me

about 2 hours. That way I could finish

earlier. If I try and do the whole thing,

like pack my car full and do over 70, it

will take me over 3 hours. I reckon I just

do like 45 and then I leave the rest at

the depot and then do the next 45

or 50 the next day. So I think they're

going to be here for 3 days, although no,

they're coming on the 18th, so I could

work on the 18th.

That means I just got to like skive off a

little bit on the 19th, 20th. I don't

think the boss would even notice. He

doesn't even talk to me anymore. I feel

like I can just do what I want now. He

doesn't check in on me. He doesn't, like,

say, how's it going? I just do whatever I

want and turn up at 10, do some parcels.

If I feel like it, go back, do some more.

It's weird. It's weird how he's just,

like, left me to it.

Okay, don't blame me if I do something

wrong then.

Confused how half the people here say he's

not with Sunny, other half say he's back

with her. Yeah, I guess they didn't watch

my last stream. Yeah, we're back together.

Those are her words, so it's official,

I guess.

I got this complaint from a customer.

They said that I left the parcel at

the farm gate, which is 200 yards away

from the farm, and they didn't even know

it was there until the next day. Number

one, Why should I drive 200 yards

down your stupid farm lane full of

potholes and wreck my car?

And why don't you put a parcel box at the

gate? And why don't you put directions

what you want parcels, where you want them

to be taken to? Stupid farms. They've got

like a gate and then you've got a stupid

long road all the way to the farm, which

is in the middle of the land. And the road

is full of potholes and they expect me to

go down there and wreck my car. And they

don't leave any directions. And sometimes

the gate's closed, so I can't— I don't

know which one it was because there were

2. One farm, the gate was closed, so I

just left it at the gate. And then the

other one, I think there was a—

there was no— there was a gate. But it was

open, but I couldn't even see the

building, so I just left it at the gate.

Why don't they put a parcel box? They said

it was raining and it got wet, but luckily

it was in a plastic bag. Yeah, why don't

you put a parcel box then? Why is it all

my fault? People are idiots and then they

blame me, and then I got to wreck my car

suspension going on the pothole-filled

lanes. So annoying.

Some farms are okay, but a lot of them

just— they've got this tiny little lane.

I just don't get it. They got this massive

land, hundreds of acres, fields and

fields, but they have a tiny little lane

that can't even fit 2 cars on it and it's

covered in potholes. Why do those have the

tiniest little lanes going into their

massive land?

It's really annoying delivering to farms,

and then they got dogs sometimes running

around, and then I'm scared to get out of

the car. Give me a bad review.

I think I know which one it is. Feel like

writing a note next time, say, why should

I wreck my car because you're too lazy to

come get your parcel?

I'm not wasting my time driving 2 miles

per hour down this stupid 200-meter

pothole lane. Do you know how much time it

costs? I can't go fast because of the

potholes. I can't be bothered.

Just put— most people put like a parcel

box, or they leave instructions. They

leave parcels in the shed, or leave

it by the thing at the gate.

I really don't like these— this review

system. I don't want to know what they

have to say.

It just annoys me and

it's not helpful because it was— one of

them said he left it at the wrong house.

I don't know which house it was. Because

it's an anonymous review. So it would be

helpful to know which house that I

delivered to wrongly so I don't do it

again next time. But I don't know, I'm

probably gonna deliver to the wrong house

again. It's their fault. They didn't label

their house properly. Well, they put in

the wrong address, or they didn't have a

sign, or the house has a silly name that

doesn't pop up on Google Maps, and then

they blame me. I'm not the idiot.

I can find a house if it's properly

numbered and the address is correct. How

is it my fault? Why do I have to, like,

search around town and ask the locals

where the house is? Not paid enough for

Yeah, I'm a bit nervous about the reviews

because I'm worried I'll get in trouble.

So I don't know what to do. Should I just—

if I can't find the place, should I just

guess or should I just not deliver it?

The problem is when I'm delivering it, I

think it is the right place. If I thought—

if I knew it was the wrong place, I

wouldn't have delivered it. So I obviously

thought it was the right place.

Why is the lighting poor? Yeah, it's

pretty dark in here. Before I moved into

this room, I was sitting in front of my

big monitor, which was the light source.

Recently I've been sitting in the

conservatory and I got 3 lights. Got this

one in front of me, I got these 2 lamps,

but they're still really dim.

Maybe I'll move back into the desk room,

but now we keep lifting the monitor up and

down, up and down.

How much would I need to get paid to make

searching for the house worth it? Well,

if I waste time searching for the house,

I'm going to deliver the other parcels

late.

It's too hard. Sometimes you search on

Google Maps and it just doesn't come up

with anything. So I don't know, I try and

phone them, but sometimes they don't

answer the phone.

I still don't know how much I'm getting

paid. They said I'm gonna get invoice on

Thursday. Uh, it's now Sunday. I don't

have anything. I'm hoping on Monday

something happens.

Maybe I'll go back into the other room.

It is really dark in here.

Just, I don't know how to make this room

brighter.

Is that

better?

Yeah, and now this room's gonna be all

echoey. This room's gonna be

all echoey now because I took the sofa

out. Is this better?

Yeah, maybe the desk can be for streaming.

Can you guys hear the echo, or is it just

me? Well, this looks so

much better.

Well, if you guys can't hear the echo, I

guess it's fine. It's just I can hear it

and it's a bit annoying because it makes

me feel like, wow, my voice is booming.

Booming.

Boom.

I bet all the other drivers get bad

reviews too. It can't just be me.

And some of them said he didn't knock on

the door when I tried to knock on every

single door. Maybe you just didn't hear.

I guess my knocks aren't loud enough.

Why don't you get a doorbell then? People

are so stupid. Oh, he didn't knock the

door. I couldn't hear the knock. Get us—

if he had a doorbell, I would press the

doorbell.

My favorite is when they've got that

special doorbell with the camera that's

linked to their phone, and even if they're

not in, they can answer it and then

they'll just say, I'll leave it at the

door. I hate it when

they got a knocker, like a big metal

I need that. I've got a motion detecting

camera. I don't really—

I mean, the doorbell thing only activates

when someone presses it.

Maybe I moved my desk so I've got better

lighting. Like, that would be a lot better

like this because

I'm facing the corner, not the light.

Thinking, I'm thinking I moved my desk

over there.

This looks so funny. It's just like a desk

in the middle of the room.

How's that?

That's pretty good.

Light. It's pretty echoey, isn't it? Oh my

God, what am I gonna do,

move all the stuff back in here?

I'm getting tired moving all the stuff

around all the time. Damn, it's echoey in

here. I don't like it.

I do not like it.

Echo. Okay. Oh, that's so much better.

Or if I sit near the lamp. No,

that looks weird. Oh, I don't know what to

Now look at my living room.

Oh God, so difficult to set up a stupid

stream. This room's too dark. That room's

too echoey. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh well, whatever. I think I prefer dark

stream over echoey stream.

If I connect my monitor to my laptop,

put that orange light back on.

Looks like karaoke room. Yeah, a little

bit.

God, I hate the weekend. It's so boring.

It's like nothing happens.

Can't wait to go to work tomorrow.

Hmm. I don't know what to talk about now.

Usually people's significant other comes

to see them on the weekend.

Yeah.

Funny that.

But family first, eh?

If that's how it is.

You guys broke up, right? I hope so. Will

you please admit that Sunny was toxic?

Did you read about Cluster B and

borderline personality disorder? Because

she has it, and everyone with it is

controlling and likely abusive.

I mean, the whole thing was toxic,

really.

Oh, this looks okay like this.

Oh, sitting on something. Oh, for God's

sake, what is that?

Oh, why is my hair so flat looking? I

don't like it.

What if I sit like this?

Goddamn stupid lighting situation.

Okay,

how about that?

Oh, tired from all the moving.

Don't see why lighting matters. Yeah, I

guess it doesn't. It's just I don't know,

the old YouTuber in me still kind

of cares about stuff like that, even

though I know it doesn't matter. Yeah,

everyone, when they start getting into

YouTube, is— I mean, every time, whenever

someone gets into YouTube in the

beginning, they're all into like the

camera stuff and the setup, thinking it

matters.

Part of that still remains, I guess.

It does look like I'm at karaoke, about to

sing with the mic. Zero production

values. I'm using the 1-megapixel built-in

webcam camera. Can it get any better?

Nope.

Also, Sunny said She

had to explain to her family that we're

getting back together because

she told them we broke up.

So it's like kind of important to her that

they support her getting back— us getting

back together. It's just, I don't know,

I couldn't give a shit about if my mum or

sister were supportive about it or not. I

literally got married and I didn't even

tell them.

I don't know, I just find it very

different to me.

I don't understand it. Like the whole

needing approval from your family thing.

Do you guys do that?

Or am I weird? Because I just do whatever

I do. I don't like consult with my family

about it.

It's my life, do what I want.

Like, imagine thinking I give a damn if my

mom approves or not. My mom literally

disapproves of everything I do— YouTube,

OnlyFans.

I'm like, sorry, what? Don't care. And

then my sister— I barely talk to my

sister. She's got her own life. Why would

she care about what I'm doing? She's got

her own life, her own friends, her own

job. Why would she be like,

Daniel, I do not approve?

And I never— I never got involved with her

life either. My sister's had toxic

boyfriends and drama. I wasn't like, oh,

you gotta do this and you gotta do that.

I just said it's your life, do what you

want to do. I mean, I didn't even have to

say that. Hi there, we all need you to

rate Sunny's kitty on the following: 1,

baldness; 2, tightness; 3, is it nicely

tucked or looks like a badly packed kebab?

What, the cat?

No comment.

It's like when I got married, my family

only found out I got married through my

YouTube channel. They didn't even know her

name. My dad was like, okay,

so what's her name? Because we're not

going to call her your wife forever.

I wonder what my dad's reaction was. He

must have been like, oh my God, a

blithering idiot got married.

I paid $5 for that.

I don't think it's wise to answer that

question.

I need consultation on my EV.

I don't know, do you really think an SUV

is that much better? I feel like SUVs are

basically the same size as my car, just

higher up. They got the same footprint.

Do they really have more boot space?

Although I would like higher ground

clearance so I don't hit stuff.

I'm guessing an SUV would be better on

bumpy roads than my hatchback.

Why do SUVs suck?

Why only blah blah blah, no content?

My content is It's Sunday. I just spent

the whole weekend alone having

a great life. You are saying no comment

because you're going to back to Sunny.

You are a fucking idiot, lol. You are a

slave to this toxic bitch, and at this

point I feel like you deserve to be

homeless or whatever else happens to you.

We've told you so many times.

Why would I be homeless? I got a job. And

also my expenses are so low now, I could

probably survive just off YouTube. My

expenses are like $1,300 a month now.

What was that?

The problem is I'd probably die of boredom

if I didn't have a job. Imagine just

staying at home all day and your only

thing you have to do is try and make a

video. And then you spend— I don't

know, I could spend all day trying to make

a video and it still won't get more than

4K views.

Why are my expenses less? Well, number

one, I paid off the car, which means

that saved me £3,200 in interest that I

would have had to pay. So I don't have car

payments anymore. It's all paid off. It's

mine. So no more £194 a month.

I cancelled my servicing plan, so no more

£26 a month. I cancelled my home

insurance, no more £21 a month. And I

cancelled my car insurance, no more £120 a

month, and replaced it with an £800

policy, which I put on the credit card and

got £4 Amazon cashback reward.

So no more car payments, no more home

insurance, no more car insurance payments,

no more servicing payments. So that's like

£450 shaved off my expenses.

So yeah, I feel pretty good about getting

my expenses down. The only thing I need to

get down now is probably this stupid

monitor costing me £50 a month. Really

annoying. I could get it down another £50

maybe. But there's no point really because

it won't be any cheaper. Amazon already

said that even if I pay it off all at

once, it's not going to be any cheaper

than paying it off over 4 years.

Although it would be nice to just bring my

expenses down another £50.

Can't really get rent down. Council tax—

I've heard you can get out of paying

council tax if you don't— if you have very

low income. But I don't think my income is

low enough. I don't know how low it has to

be. That'd be cool though, because imagine

I make like £900 a month on YouTube. I

claim my income's too low, I don't pay

income tax, and I don't have to pay

council tax. But then I'll

be broke, so I won't be making enough

money. Food— probably get food

down if I just eat more huel.

What else can I get down? Electricity I

could get down if I turn the heating off.

26K in debt, how can I say I'm good

financially? Because My boss

said I'm going to be making £80 to £100 a

day, and I've

got my expenses down by £400.

So I'm going to have a lot more money left

over after I pay the other expenses,

which I can just focus into paying off

credit cards my mum Where's

my phone?

I think my neighbor came back.

He thinks he can sell the junk car for

$10K. Well, that's how much the car

website said it would be worth. That's

what the estimate was, $10K.

I sell it for 10K, I get a 2K Toyota

8K profit.

You busted it up? What, the tiny little

scratch on it? The tiny little dent

that'll cost like £50 to get out? I could

probably get it out myself if I get the

dent removal tool.

You only notice the dent at certain

angles, you can barely see it.

I feel like if I got a non-driving job, I

wouldn't really need an EV, would I?

Because petrol wouldn't be that expensive

to just drive 10-20 minutes to work.

I'm only wanting to keep the EV because I

want to do driving work,

but I don't know, sometimes I think maybe

a normal job's better. Just go to a

building and then you go in the building,

you do whatever you do in there, park

Get a cheap banger.

3K Toyota RAV4.

Dacia Sandero.

When content again?

Don't know, unless me and Sunny fight

again, which I hope not. Although it's

been, it's been pretty consistent, hasn't

it? Like every 2 or 3 weeks we have a

fight and then we say this is the

last one and then it's not the last one.

I feel like I definitely make the fights

worse. All that was needed was that I

didn't ignore her and I reached out. And I

didn't badmouth her on stream would have

made the fights less worse.

You talk about how good a job is,

different to your previous stance of I

will never get a job. Well, back then I

never thought I was going to get a driving

license. And I never even considered

driving work. I never even thought

about it because I never thought I was

going to get a car or drive. And now I can

just drive and it's so easy. And I think,

how was I scared of this? It's actually

kind of fun sometimes. Do 70 down the

road, brake for the curve.

You know, there's also something kind of

satisfying about keeping the car within

the lines for some reason. For some reason

I get like OCD pleasure when I look in my

wing mirror and I see that I'm inside of

the lane lines.

I find it weird. Also, I'm getting a lot

better at knowing where my car is,

having like a sense of where the edges of

the car are, which I feel quite

rewarding.

Sunny text me. I don't think she realizes

I'm streaming.

It's also kind of satisfying avoiding

potholes and like, what's the word?

What's that word skiers do? Slalom around

the potholes.

Wait, Sunny's texting me.

Cuz I want to return the heater,

but I don't have a printer.

I get her to print it.

Where is it? The Polonus.

Sending it back.

Should I do drop-off or pickup?

If I do drop-off— if I do pickup, they'll

come here and pick it up, but I might not

be here. But if I do drop off,

then I've got to put it in my car, and

then I'll have less space for parcels.

Pick up.

Oh, I could just leave it outside. Oh my

God, I'm so stupid. I could just leave it

outside the door and they can come get it.

Oh damn, but she's not coming until

Tuesday.

If I do it now, they're gonna come

tomorrow, aren't they?

She said she's been gardening all day.

Yeah, so I think If

I trigger the return on Tuesday,

then she can print the label on Tuesday

and then they will come Wednesday.

That'd be good. Get £82 back for

When did I get my eyes tested? I got them

tested last year. For the Amazon job.

It didn't really help much, to be honest.

I still find it hard to see when it's

dark. It was really hard

adjusting to the new lenses as well. It

took ages because I remember when I first

got them, it took ages to switch between

close range and long range focusing.

There was like a lag, lag effect.

You badly need a haircut. No,

I'm doing my J-rock hairstyle

I think it's easier to cut your hair when

you let it get a bit long and then you

just chop it off like It's easier to cut

the longer it is.

The amount of stuff you return to Amazon.

I only returned a curtain because it was

the wrong size. The Doji phone. What else?

I think that was it.

Oh, the power bank. And then I bought it

again. I got one of those magnetic power

banks last year and I sent it back and

then I got the same one again. It's

actually— it's quite useful. I got it

here,

the InstaCam thing. I sold that in Japan.

What Instacam? The Insta360?

Oh, oh, the little one. Yeah, I did send

that one back. That stupid camera got me

banned from Amazon. I was trying to be

like those YouTube people who film

themselves delivering stuff. I thought I'd

go viral like London Eats guy,

and then I got banned. Typical, isn't it?

Everyone else is doing it, and then I do

it and I get banned. It's just that no one

else took their mum with them, did they?

How would I have known?

I just noticed the door handles on the

conservatory door are not level. One's

higher than the other one. The hell?

Yeah, why do you keep asking weird

questions? I went to the dentist in

Thailand. I got my eyes checked last year.

Oh yeah, tomorrow I'm gonna cut my pubic

hair. That'll be fun.

It's getting a bit long.

Is Sunny a mod? No, I unmodded her when we

had the other fight. Not the recent fight,

the one before this one.

Pubes are weird looking. They're thick

like wire and then they go all curly.

And they have different colors. Like, it

starts off brown, then goes a bit gray,

then it goes brown again. My pubes

definitely starting to go grayish.

They're not gray, they're just not as dark

as they used to be. But I don't think I've

ever had black pubes.

Like, Asian people, Japanese women They

got black hair down there, but mine's

always been brown, lighter than my head

hair. But it's like they're going lighter

I don't know why they're so light brown.

You'd think they'd be dark like my hair

Japanese women don't shave down there.

Well, 2 of them did— chlamydia girlfriend

and Chihiro. Well, Chihiro didn't shave,

but she lasered it.

But Chlamydia Girlfriend did shave,

but she only shaved half of it,

like the bottom half.

Maybe I got to get some lasering, laser my

anus. Yeah, apparently you

gotta like bend over and spread your

cheeks and then they laser your asshole.

What if that turns you on? It'd be

so weird, just like spreading your cheeks.

Some guy— hopefully it's a nurse— and then

she's like lasering your butthole. It is

annoying how hairy I get on my bum.

My OnlyFans members used to complain about

it, so I had to make sure to cut it short.

Maybe you can get your own laser and do it

One time I had a white nostril hair in

my nose just growing out. Completely pure

white. I pulled it out and I was just

staring at it thinking, what the fuck is

this? And then it never grew back again.

Well, it never grew back again white.

I really

gotta figure out a better streaming

solution.

What about

Oh.

I bring the desk and the gaming chair back

up to the little room, and then

that can be my stream room.

It's so tiring dragging that stuff up and

down because it won't echo and it

will have better lighting. Oh my God.

Echo. When is the home wrecker coming over

Secret.

I would like to stream in here, but it's

so echoey now. I took all the furniture

out. I gotta buy another sofa.

Or— it's so weird how just having a sofa

in here removed the echo, and now the

echo's back.

Now I've got a completely empty living

room with nothing in it.

What if

I streamed in here?

Could stream in here.

No, I don't know.

Fuck's sake.

Oh, I get those foam things you put on the

wall like

those streamers do. They put those foam

things on the wall, the sound dampeners.

Okay, how about that?

Out of breath now?

God, the background's so boring now. It's

just white.

Oh yeah, I should have thought about this

before I started the stream. Now it's

so echoey.

Hmm,

why does

he keep switching rooms? That room is too

dark. This room echoes. And the

background's really boring.

Oh, that looks pretty nice now.

Mm, bit weird.

When cooking— I've already done the

cooking. I've been doing it secretly off

stream, mainly because

I can just make much better food when I

don't stream it.

Today I made butadon.

It's like gyudon but with pork, but the

pork was too thick, but it still tastes

good. I put those green onions on it and

an egg yolk.

This stream has been pointless so far.

Well, what is the point of the stream?

What even is the point anyway?

So I don't understand why having the sofa

in here made it not echo and now it

echoes.

Weird. Yeah, why don't I close the curtain

and the door?

Testing, testing. It's still really

echoey. I think it's because

there's nothing in the corner of the room

now. Seems like you don't even want

to stream today. I'm just annoyed that

I didn't try and set it up properly before

Could have done that all day. I'm just

annoyed with how echoey the room is. What

if I open the door and the window?

Testing. Nothing fixes it. Gotta buy

another sofa.

No more collapsing on the carpet.

When I go shopping, I'll get some new

ingredients and then we can try out

different dishes. I just got a bit bored

making the same dish every time because I

only had pork belly.

Yeah, maybe we'll just stay here.

I just— I don't know what to do with that

living room now. I've got too much space.

I'm not sure what to cook next. Oh, I want

to get a ribeye and then slice it into

thin slices and make gyudon.

Because that's basically what gyudon is,

it's just thin slices of either sirloin or

ribeye steak.

Yeah, I guess this is fine.

I might get those sound dampening pads

then. How many do you need?

Or I could No,

I thought I could sellotape the cardboard

to the wall to absorb the sound.

The problem is the room is too big. I

think the upstairs room is really ideal

for streaming because it's small.

But then I've got to move my gaming chair

and the desk back upstairs.

I don't really like going in that room

actually. It feels way too small.

Yeah, I'll stay in here. This is better.

Okay, now that's sorted out. What are we

going to talk about? Oh, I left my phone

over there. I don't think Sunny's

going to text me now she knows I'm

I had a look at TVs. You can get a

secondhand 65-inch one about £350.

It's not too bad, but I just wonder if

they're any good since they're so cheap.

Seems like you get what you pay for.

Which app are you texting? She unblocked

me on WhatsApp. She didn't add

me back on the Steam Family.

God, I would love to get a TV and a

console. Actually, you don't even need a

console, you just get a controller and

hook it up to the laptop.

Or if we had a TV, she could bring her

Switch and plug in the dock and we could

play Mario Kart.

I watched the stream back again when we

played Mario Kart. At the time I didn't

notice, but now watch it back, I noticed

she did look really sad that I

kept beating her. Do you think I should

have let her win? I wasn't— I didn't even

really think about it at the time, but she

said she was Upset that I beat her in

every game.

I didn't think it really mattered that

Oh, the lantern lamp's on. Yeah, every

lamp is on. It's still really dark. Look.

I think it's just because the laptop

camera is not very good at low light.

It's not that dark, it's just the camera

A TV would be nice, wouldn't it, instead

of a big monitor? I mean,

the monitor can be enlarged by dragging it

closer to the sofa, which is what we did

at the Airbnb, and it was pretty cozy.

I think a controller would be nice,

actually. What's the best controller?

Wireless controller for playing Steam

games? PlayStation 5 or Xbox?

I had an Xbox controller, actually. I left

it in Thailand. I thought I wasn't going

to game. Yeah, maybe Xbox since it's

Microsoft. Yeah, I might

look into getting an Xbox controller.

It's probably like £20.

Yeah, I'm feeling pretty good here now.

I'm actually like thinking about long-term

stuff. Buying new stuff,

maybe even a washing machine,

garden stuff,

setting up a home cinema. I'm starting to

think more long-term and less, oh, I hate

it here. Oh, I'm going to leave in 6

months. Oh, I've got to stop buying stuff

because I won't be able to pack it home.

My thinking has kind of flipped.

Obviously nothing to do with Sunny at all.

I just need to find out how much money I'm

gonna get paid for my new job, and then

when I have a good understanding, I can

feel like I can put out some future

projections— earning projections.

You won't like it, some of your normie

neighbors having barbecue, laughing in the

garden. Yeah, they were out in the garden

today and I could hear them chatting and I

thought, well, I guess this is what it's

going to be like. I could hear children

laughing as well.

I feel like it's been really quiet because

it was winter. And everyone was inside.

And now the weather's getting good.

Everyone's coming outside, but everyone

seems nice here. There's not like

teenage chav kids roaming about from

what I've seen.

I had to step out into the garden too,

it's quite warm. Maybe I'll get some

garden furniture, a little, little table

sofa thing. I thought about getting a

hammock actually, get a hammock or

like a barbecue thing.

A hammock would be pretty cool.

Please make some videos.

Well, I don't really know what to catch

you up on. I'm doing

delivery work. I'm in a house in Devon.

£900 a month.

Uh, frequent arguments with girlfriend,

but things are good now.

That's basically the updates. Takes 10

seconds. Can't really make a video about

it. What would I have done back in the

day? I would have made a video about

a fight. I made a video about every time I

fought with my Ex-wife.

Yeah, a beer and then swing in my hammock.

That'd be a good way to spend summer.

UK is boring, nothing to do. Well, what is

there to do in non-boring places?

There's plenty of outdoor stuff to do,

like you could go cycling. Lots of good

cycling routes here, a lot of good hiking

trails.

Drake's Trail looks quite good. I parked

in there because I got lost, I had to turn

around.

Oh, I bought— I ordered a knife. It's

actually a cleaver. I've never had a

cleaver before. I think that could be fun.

It's ultra sharp Chinese cleaver.

I think it'll be good for slicing meat

into thin slices. I want to make nabe and

shabu-shabu, and I want to make gyudon.

For some reason, I'm craving Japanese

food, you know, like slightly sweet

onions with beef on rice with a runny egg

yolk on top. And then it all just kind of

seeps into the rice and it's got this

gooey, eggy texture. I'm really craving

that.

I've got to buy some onions.

Yeah, I told my mum, can you bring my

chef's knife and my whetstone? She said

she's using the knife. Can I buy my own

one? That knife cost me £65, but I can't

really complain because she's lent me

£20,000. Yeah. Oh yeah, my mud

daddy. She said, what do I want her to

bring? I said my Japanese gym bait and the

whetstone so I can sharpen my new knife.

Maybe the Mud Daddy. It's just that I

found a new way to clean my car. I

basically just spray it with,

um, I sprayed

it with the glass cleaner spray, and for

some reason that cleans the whole car.

And then I just get a rag And then I just

wipe it and it worked. You don't even need

soap. Well, I guess there's like soap,

alcoholic soap in the glass cleaner.

And then I rinse the rag under the sink.

Yeah, I don't even need soap and like a

bucket of water or anything. I just get a

spray. I'm thinking, what if I just put in

a bit of Fairy dishwasher liquid and water

and I put that in the spray and then I

spray soap water at the car and then I

just rub it.

So yeah, that cleaned it up quite nicely.

I only did half the car though, so half

the car looks clean, the other half is

covered in mud. Couldn't be bothered.

So yeah, I don't need the Mud Daddy cuz

I'm not splashing water everywhere.

Although I would like a mop and a bucket

because I wanted to mop down the outside

of the conservatory because it's covered

in spider webs and dust.

It would be nice to just mop it down.

Oh, and the bird shat on my car.

And it, and it's dripped down into the

wind wiper slot, you know, where the wind

wipers go.

I don't know how to clean that out now.

Stupid birds. Why can't they just shit

somewhere else?

It's like birds love to aim at cars to poo

on. Why do they do that? They could poo

anywhere they want.

Bird poo's gross. It looks like

toothpaste. It's all the bugs and insects

they've been eating turned into white goo.

I wonder if you can analyze bird poop and

it will just come up as, oh, this is an

earthworm, or this is big spider.

I'm gonna get a drink. I'm really thirsty.

Hello. So I guess you're all gonna get

bored now the drama's over.

Typical. When there's

drama, I get like 200 viewers.

Now you're all dipping.

Below 100 viewers now.

Unbelievable.

Oh,

oh,

so sharp.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. Why is it so sharp?

Oh my God, it's like a lemon.

Oh.

Oh my God,

I'm not even gonna chew it.

Oh.

Oh my

God.

This one better be sweet.

Oh,

if you don't like it, why are you eating

it? Because it's mine.

I bought it.

It's an orange.

I reckon this will be sweet.

Oh, thank God. Oh,

thank God.

Oh, now that's

Okay,

I'm hydrated.

Do I miss the time you were speaking with

French girls in bars in Japan?

Um, yeah, a little bit. Had a lot of fun.

Too bad that only happened once, and then

every time I tried to recreate it

afterwards, it just didn't happen again.

I kept going back to bars hoping it'll be

the same, but it just wasn't. It was just

all guys and all boring Japanese women.

You need to go to the foreigner bars

really to have a good time.

Japanese women, they're too uptight.

And then you say anything weird or you

creep them out and they run away.

93 viewers. Yeah, I can't believe

it. One minute you're

getting 150, 180, and then the 95 now.

Why even bother?

Could I watch this stream? It's literally

the same fucking stream as 2 days ago.

The fuck are you talking about?

How is it any different to the streams I

did every day a couple days ago?

People are morons. Are all those streams

boring? It's literally the fucking same.

The fuck are you talking about?

How is this boring, but the streams a

couple days ago were not boring?

You people make no sense.

It's the fucking same.

God, why the fuck am I dropping down to 90

They're like, oh, this is boring. It's

literally the same fucking stream, is the

same as it was before.

Oh my God,

you people infuriate me.

All banned. Everyone's banned.

Paid, paid for access, membership only

live chat.

I just don't get it. Like, you all thought

the streams were so great a couple days

ago when I was getting nearly 200 viewers,

and now they're so boring. What? It's the

same.

It's me in a room talking.