Face Reveal and 3rd day on KFC

Look, it's the KFC man.

Let me show you what I got today.

Day 3 on KFC.

It's boiling hot in here, by the way.

What was this?

Okay,

very cute. And I got this sweet

corn. I can't open it.

I got

this spicy sticky thing.

Oh no, it cut into the chips.

And I got some chips.

Um, I had some problems with the filming

equipment and for some reason it just

stopped recording. And I didn't notice,

and then I ate everything.

And then it cuts off half my head. I don't

understand how these other YouTubers do

it. Do they do it like this or something?

I think they do, don't they? They sit on

the floor. They either have— they either

have a really high table or they're

sitting on the floor like this. I think

this is how they do it, isn't it? I

cracked the code. I'm a genius.

Well, I don't really have much else to eat

now. I have some chips. If you want to see

me eat the chips,

then— this is why I prefer filming it how

I used to film it. It's just kind of— it's

not very comfortable squatting on the

floor like this.

Well, I have one— no, I have 2. I have

this Twister thing, but I want to have

this for dinner. And I have this stick

snack.

Very sorry that you missed out on all the

chicken eating action. Well, I just got a

chicken drumstick and then this spicy

chicken thing, and that was it really.

You didn't really miss out on anything.

Oh, it's so much easier to just film like

this. I think I'll just do it like this

from now on.

Oh, it smells like fried

food. Interesting.

So in the picture, there's cheese inside.

And they were pulling it apart. Let's pull

it apart, see if it stretches. It's pretty

strong. Oh well, I think the

cheese isn't gooey anymore because

it's been out in the cold.

It's like a little

worm made out of cheese. Doesn't look

great, to be honest. It's just deep-fried

cheese, isn't it? Isn't it? What was that?

In it? In it, bruv?

No, I never speak like that usually.

I could dip it in the mayonnaise.

Tastes like Babybel.

Babybel cheese.

Oh no, I'm dripping it.

It's not good actually. It just tastes

like rubber. It's really rubbery.

Oh, I failed the KFC only challenge

already, by the way. Actually, I failed it

again because last night

me and the Korean girl met, met up for

dinner again. Yeah, I know, it's kind of

surprising. She asked me out for dinner

the very next day that we met up the first

time. It's the first time I ever met a

girl and then met her again the very next

day. Maybe she likes

me. Or maybe it's just because we're

close. She only lives a few minutes away.

And I had this beef soup. It's called

kalbi tang. It's not actually tang.

Tang means soup in Korean. And it was

just boiled beef in like a broth with

onions and mushrooms. It was okay,

I guess. And there's rice.

Who's making that sound?

Yeah, I know I'm supposed to be doing a

KFC challenge, but what am I supposed to

say? I can't say no to

her. I can't say no,

sorry, I'm only eating KFC.

It was nice. We went to the restaurant and

it was like a traditional Korean

restaurant where

you sit on the floor, take your shoes off,

and there weren't any other people there.

It was only about 8 PM. I thought 8 PM,

you know, it's dinner time, where are all

the customers? We were the only

customers there.

And then afterwards we went back to the

park and something quite nice happened.

We went to the park and they have all this

gym equipment there, and there's this

weird thing, equipment thing, where you

lie down on it and then it rotates And it

kind of tips you upside down. Well, she

was getting tipped upside down and she

couldn't get back up, so I had to help her

get back up. And I pushed down on it,

and then I held her hands, both hands,

and I pulled her towards me, and I got an

instant you know what.

That person keeps banging.

Who's banging?

I feel like she's getting physical with

me. Maybe it's because she feels

comfortable with me and that's just what

Korean people do. For example, I say

something funny and then she hits my arm

in a playful way, not in a violent way.

I had a bit of a problem though.

I'm having a problem with urinating very

often. Maybe it's because we had soup

and then a beer, and then I drank half a

jug of water. And then we went to a cafe

and then I had a hot chocolate and a

drink, but I was just urinating the whole

night. I needed to go to the toilet about

4 times. It was kind of embarrassing. We

went to the toilet and then 10 minutes

later I was like, I need the toilet again.

And then I came back home, needed to go to

the toilet another 2 times. So in total I

urinated about 6 times.

Within a few hours.

It's just kind of embarrassing when you're

with a girl and you're walking around and

you constantly have to ask her if there's

a toilet nearby. I hope there's not some—

something wrong with me.

She said, how do you go outside? What do

you do when you go on the train if you

keep needing the toilet? I said, I I don't

drink anything before I travel anywhere.

I made the huge mistake of having a cup of

coffee before me and my wife— actually, I

can't even call her my wife anymore. Um,

hold on, I'll explain in a minute. Before

me and my ex-wife got on the plane, um,

we took a taxi to the airport and I had a

cup of coffee before, and I thought it'd

be fine because it only takes an hour and

a half to get there. But it was like

torture. I needed to go to the toilet so

badly in the taxi, and I was just crossing

my legs, squeezing as tight as I could.

It was terrible.

Got some news for you.

Got some news for you.

Yeah, I have some sad news. I don't know

if it's sad or if it's good. I guess it's

good news, but my wife— my ex-wife

messaged me yesterday, and I opened

my Facebook Messenger and I got this big

shock. I saw her name pop up at the top.

It's been nearly 3 weeks since she last

messaged me, so it was a bit of a surprise

seeing it, and she just sent me a picture

of the divorce papers. She didn't even say

anything. I just said thanks, you know,

thanks for actually divorcing me and

not trying to sue me again like last time.

And that was it. And then I deleted the

message because I don't really want to see

her name in my messages because it makes

me feel sad. Um, it was

a picture, like a confirmation, a letter

with the confirmation that they've

received the divorce papers and they're

being processed. I think

that's what it meant. So yeah, we are

officially divorced. I'm not messing

around this time. It is properly over. I

don't really know how to feel about it.

Um, I'm not sure if I want to talk about

it now because I have to make a video for

the main channel. And I would just end up

having to repeat everything. I felt a bit

shocked, I guess, because we've

had breaks and we've split up so many

times, but she never actually went ahead

with the divorce until this time. I guess

this time was really the final— the

final straw on the back that broke the

camel's hay. I think I got the phrase

correct. It's just kind of weird, you

know. I've done so many bad things like

cheating and texting fangirls and sending

pictures, and she forgave me for all of

those things. But in the end, the thing

that ended the marriage was because I was

on Discord too much and I wasn't giving

her enough attention. I wasn't talking to

her enough. So when people ask me, so what

was the final reason That your wife

decided to divorce you is because I was on

Discord too much. Not because I cheated,

not because I texted girls and I tried

hooking up with other people. Because I

didn't talk to her enough. Strange, isn't

it? I guess I feel kind of relieved.

It was just not working. I felt absolutely

miserable in the marriage. I felt

restricted. I couldn't do anything I

wanted to do. Couldn't meet up with girls,

couldn't talk about girls. You know, even

talking about past relationships or past

hookups on Discord, which I enjoy doing,

she would snoop and spy and then find out

and then get upset. And I couldn't even

talk about it.

I accepted the fact that I couldn't do

stuff like that anymore.

But I wasn't expecting that I couldn't

even talk about it anymore.

I'm not sure, I'm not quite sure what

happens to my spouse visa after we get

divorced. I guess it just becomes

invalidated. So I'm thinking about cutting

it in half on video for the main channel

video because people keep thinking I'm

faking stuff, and if I cut the spouse visa

in half, then I guess that's Good proof

that it is actually over.

I'm not sure when I'll go back to Japan.

Probably not this year. Maybe next

year. There's other countries I would want

to go to before. I think I'd go back for

Christmas. Go back to England for

Christmas. Maybe I'll try some different

countries after Korea. I'm I'm quite

enjoying Korea. It's fun. I've got nice

places to stay. It's affordable

to live here even on my not very

good YouTube income, and the girls

are nice here. I'm matching a lot of girls

on different dating apps. Tinder seems to

be the worst dating app for some reason,

but there's other dating apps that do much

better. I might be meeting this

other one and I've

become good friends with someone who lives

nearby, so that's nice to have someone to

meet up with.

I think the important thing when you're

moving to a different country is making

friends and having like a social circle so

you don't feel completely isolated.

Just having one friend so far Makes

everything so different. It's nice.

I always thought my thoughts myself. Oh,

I don't need friends. I just want cereal.

I don't care about hanging out and walking

about. But actually, it's quite it's quite

fun, and it makes me feel so much better

mentally. It's really good for your mental

health. I've noticed. Being completely

alone is just not how humans are supposed

to live. Took me a long, long time to

realize that. Way too

long. But it's all about finding people

that I click with. I meet some people and

it's just kind of boring and we don't

really click, but then I meet other people

and then I feel comfortable with them and

I can let my hair down and, you know, be

be more playful and chatty with them.

Some people I just don't really feel

chatty or comfortable around, not because

they're bad people, but just because— I

don't know, maybe they're also shy.

I'm not good with shy people because then

we just end up standing around in silence.

I like it when the person I'm with is

chatty and asks a lot of questions.

I don't really know what to ask people. I

feel like the questions I ask are really

stupid, like, so what do you do? Do you

like Star Trek? I don't

know what to ask people about. I really

don't like asking about work because

people's jobs usually aren't very

interesting. Oh, I work in a warehouse

or I work in an office. What can I say to

It's also tricky when they ask me what I

do because I want to tell them that I do

YouTube, but a girl actually unmatched me

straight after I told her I did YouTube.

So I feel like telling people I do YouTube

for a living isn't a very good idea. And

then they ask what my channel is, they

might not like the stuff I put out. So I

might just have to come up with something

else, like translating. I could

tell them I do translating online.

Well, I could say— I could make up

something funny, actually. I could say I

won the lottery, or my grandfather passed

away and he left me millions and I'm just

rich now. Do you think they would believe

me? That's the problem with telling people

that you do YouTube. It's a bit of a

double-edged, double-edged blade. Some

people think it's really cool, and then

some people think it's kind of lame, and

then some people don't like my content,

or they think I'm a creep, they take it

too seriously. And then some people think

it's funny, they look at the love doll

stuff and they laugh.

It depends on their sense of humor. Some

people just, you know, too serious. They

don't have a sense of humor. And then some

people are like me, and you know, they're

playful and fun. They don't get upset over

stupid things.

Well, I do get upset about stupid things.

I got pretty upset about the comments on

my last video, people saying that I missed

the point of Welcome to the NHK just

because I said I wish I dreamed about

having a dream girl like Misaki, and they

said, I think you missed the point of the

anime, Daniel. It's all about

self-improvement, and at the end, Sato

gets a job. Yeah, I know, I understand the

message. I've watched the bloody anime

about 5 or 6 times altogether. And yeah,

at the end, the character gets a full-time

job and he works on a construction site

and he starts improving his life. I know

that's the whole point of the show. But I

was just saying that I fantasized a lot

about having my own Misaki.

It doesn't mean I missed the point of the

show. I understand the point.

And then people kept saying, why was the

light going on and off? Is it Chihiro

switching the light on and off? No,

watch. It's an automatic sensor. You come

close to it and then Okay,

that's weird. See, see, see? Automatic

sensor. I thought it wasn't working. That

would have looked weird. But it just turns

itself on when you walk under it. There's

no one switching it on and off.

Oh, so much easier to film like this. I

can show you things that I'm looking at

instead of my boring face the whole time.

Anyway, this video is gonna be over 20

minutes now. There are

more things I wanted to talk about, but I

wasted it all by cutting that bag open.

Um, oh yeah, I'm having some stomach

problems because of all the KFC. Let's

just say it feels like squirting out hot

chocolate. It's not pleasant in the

bathroom. It really burns. I think it's

all the grease and the oil. So I bought

some oranges.

I got some oranges. Hopefully that helps.

I know the video challenge is supposed to

be a week on KFC, but does it mean that

I'm not allowed to eat anything else? I

mean, I am eating the KFC. I'm just having

other things as well with it. On the side.

Uh, who cares? I don't think anyone

actually cares if I stick to the challenge

or not. It's just YouTube, isn't it? I

might actually give up on the KFC

challenge because I feel kind of sick of

it. There's nothing else on the menu that

really appeals to me. It's all just

chicken and then chicken burgers,

different levels of chicken burger. You

can get a really thick one that's full of

stuff like cheese, mozzarella.

Well, I got to day 3, didn't I? Today's

the 3rd day. I really don't think I can

eat it anymore. For my next video, I think

I'd like to do— someone suggested it in

the comment section. Someone said, why

don't you try Korean snacks? So I could do

British guy tries Korean snacks for the

first time, although it's not actually my

first time. I'll probably do that

next. Easy stuff.

I wonder if the Korean girl will ask me

out for dinner tonight as well. Do you

think it'd be weird if she asked me out

for a 3rd time in a row? Might as well

start dating. She's basically my

girlfriend now. I paid for the meal,

and then she asked me why I paid for it,

as if it was weird for a guy to pay for a

girl's meal. I'm not sure why she was

wondering why I paid. I don't mind paying.

I had a nice time. I enjoyed her company.

Maybe I should ask her out. I don't know.

Maybe we should just be friends. I'm not

sure. I don't know. I'm very confused and

lonely. So my plan is tomorrow

I'm gonna make my I'm officially divorced

video.

I need to explain. I think that'll get

good views. And then after that, I might

upload the footage of me and the Korean

girl messing around. Sounds like

a good plan. Oh, I have to look for a new

Airbnb. I really want to stay in this area

because then it's easy to meet her. So I

might, I might just look for a different

Airbnb down the road. Or I could message

the owner of this place and ask if I could

stay for longer. But I would like a new

place. This place is getting a bit messy

as well. Well, I'm gonna go now. Video is

getting too long. Let me know what

style of filming do you prefer. Do you

prefer this style where I just hold it and

I talk like this? Or should I show my

face? I prefer not showing my face because

I don't know, I guess I feel kind of

self-conscious about what I look like,

and it's just easier to ramble like this

without having to worry what your face

looks like. Um, yeah, I feel much better

now. Thank you for listening, and I'll see

you next time.