Recreating my home from England - day 4

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Okay, so what do we have to do?

Testing.

Hello, welcome back to day 4

of the build. It's actually looking pretty

good.

Might do another 9-hour livestream since

yesterday's one did pretty well, and

there's lots of things that need to be

done. I want to livestream the entire

process so I could just edit it all

down into a time-lapse. I think it would

look really cool. I have about 20 hours of

livestream footage. I started it on

Twitch, and then I did the second stream

on my second channel. Third one was on the

main channel. So I'm going to stream all

of it and then hopefully edit it down,

speed it all up really quickly.

I think it would look really cool seeing

the whole process as a time-lapse.

I feel like I'm getting addicted. I woke

up this morning and I really wanted to

play Minecraft and build this house.

Is that addiction? I think it's addiction.

Whatever. I feel like this is something

worth doing.

It would just be so nice when it's

finished. I just want

to make it perfect. Something seems very

dark. I feel like the screen is dark.

A doopity doop doop doop.

How do I stop the, the time from changing?

I want it to be daytime so I can see what

I'm doing. It keeps getting dark and

I keep having to enter the code.

Oh wow. Thank you, Isaiah.

Very generous.

I will add that to the camping trip.

Thank you very much.

Um, I have to manually add the Super Chats

to the camping trip goal, so that's $9.99.

So I have to end the goal. 130.91.

Where's my calculator? It's so

frustrating. Oh shit,

you didn't hear that. Did you hear that?

Ignore that.

That was embarrassing. I completely

forgot. Oh,

not even— no one's saying any— I don't

think anyone noticed. Did no

one notice that just now? Fucking hell.

Oh.

Always remember, close down

your browsers after you finish.

Close your browsers after you finish.

I completely forgot I was watching that.

Wait, what was I doing? That was so

Oh, that was some good porn. One though.

What was I doing? 130. What was the

donation? I've lost it

now. It was 130 something.

I'll just say 0.91 plus 999,

that's 140.90.

Gave me a heart attack. Camping trip.

Start goal. Okay, we're nearly halfway

to the camping trip. Going very soon.

I'm looking forward to it. Hopefully I'll

be in a good mood. I don't want to be in a

bad mood and then ruin the whole trip.

Um, yeah, it sounds like a dying cat.

It was a dying cat. It was not a Japanese

lady being pounded. Oh, holy shit,

$99! Thank you so

much. I will build a statue for you in my

garden. Why is there no—

oh, there is. Now it should be easier

to reach your goal. Thank you so much,

this is the best day ever and it's only

been 6 minutes. Wait, 140 plus 90

plus 99, 99,

240, 89.

Donation goal.

I should copy, copy and paste camping trip

so I don't have to keep typing it.

140, no, 240.

89. I hate, I hate the way you have to

enter the date it ends. Just put

12/12/2019. Oh, so close!

My wife will be very happy.

Oh, thank you, LJ. Next stream, collab

with the Australian guy. Do you think he's

found my channel yet? I reckon he has.

Because people were doxxing him. Someone

must have found him and messaged him.

Was that a super chat? I think it was.

Yeah, twenty fourteen two fourteen collab

with the Australian guy.

240, 242,

89. I'll get

faster at doing this.

Okay, very close.

We're going in about a couple weeks, I

think. I want to make a very nice vlog. I

want it to be like Abroad in Japan style.

I'm gonna watch a lot of Abroad in Japan

and And then try and learn some

pointers. I'm not sure how to title

it, maybe Romantic Camping Trip

in wherever the place is.

And then I'll do— I'll try and find some

'70s or '80s music like the one he does,

do like a parody spin-off version.

Do do do do do do do do.

And I use my GoPro, so there's good

quality, maybe 4K.

Can you say happy birthday to my friend?

Happy birthday, friend. I'm not sure

what your name is.

This house looks so good. I can't wait for

my sister to wake up. I think she's

sleeping. I sent her a screenshot of the

house. I think she's gonna be impressed.

I want to buy my sister Minecraft so she

can join and then come here, but I want to

finish it a bit more before I do. It only

costs about $30, I think, for Minecraft.

It's gonna look so good when I finish it

with the garden and the ponds and the

apple orchard, and then eventually the

petrol station, my neighbors, the road. I

even want to go all the way to the train

station, build the church, my granddad's

grave. I want to build my school. School,

the A20. I have such big ambitions for

this Minecraft project. This is weird,

I've never felt so motivated to do

anything in my life before, and it's

Minecraft. It feels kind of sad but

funny in a way. I actually

feel really motivated to do this.

It feels nice having something you want to

do. Oh wow,

thank you, LJ58.

Feeling cute today, might pay bills later.

Thanks so much. I think we've reached the

Feeling cute today, might pay bills later.

IDK. Thank you very

20,242, 89 plus 58,

300! We reached it!

That was very epic.

Starting amount, camping trip.

Goal achieved.

The camping trip is officially on.

Wait, I want to change it.

Today's gonna be a good day. I can just

feel it in my bones.

Oh, it doesn't fit.

I wanted to put thank you, but it's

overlapping.

Camping trip goal achieved.

And the camping— I'm not sure if it's

going to fit.

Say Minecraft. Why am I saying it

strangely?

I found my purpose in life thanks to

Minecraft. Camping trip goal achieved.

I think that should fit. Let me see. Yes,

it does.

Um, okay, what was I saying?

I wanted to put so much, but it won't fit

on the top of the bar. That's okay.

I just had a shower, that's why my hair is

wet. People were saying my hair looked

gross in the last video, but I just came

out of the shower. That's why it's all wet

looking.

You'll get fat if you keep eating junk

food. I didn't even have lunch yesterday.

Today I'm definitely going to try and have

lunch. Oh,

thank you, Caleb. You inspired me to play

Minecraft. We can play together.

I'll give you plot of land for

a house.

Is anyone here? I don't have any helpers

today, but yesterday

the person helping me did a lot of work.

Look, they, they made all of the garden

look really nice. The problem is all of

these hills. I need to level it down.

They shouldn't be there.

Should I add that?

310.

Okay.

Did I ever talk about how I learned

Japanese? Yeah, there's a video I made

last year. I think it's called How I

Learned Japanese. It's a bit old now.

Is Daniel anorexic? No, I'm just very

skinny.

I would love to, but I have it on my phone

and I don't have Wi-Fi yet. Oh, thank you.

Um, I'm not sure if Minecraft on the phone

works with the PC version. I think

you need the PC version.

Turn off the day cycle gamerule.

Gamerule— where is it? Where's that

DoDayLightCycle false.

Very nice, thank you for that tip. I

didn't know there were so many codes you

could enter to affect the game. It's going

to be very nice not having to enter time

set day every 2 minutes.

Have I ever been to Japan? Who, me? I'm in

Japan now.

Um, there's still so much to do. Where

should I start?

Sometimes it feels like there's so much

you need to do, but you don't know where

to begin, and it— it's kind of scary.

Not scary, daunting.

Oh, where do I even begin? The pond looks

I'm not sure where to start.

There's still lots of little adjustments I

need to make to the house because some of

the insides look a little bit strange.

Some of the room sizes are a bit,

bit wrong.

I will do my father's work in Minecraft.

Yeah, I'll carry on my dad's legacy in

Minecraft. I wonder

what he would say. I think he would just

say, oh, that's nice, and not really

care. He'll say, but it's not actually

real, it's just a game.

Well, it can still take efforts and be

impressive, even if it's a game.

Um, I need to fix the pond first.

Where's my dirt blocks?

When I finish the whole thing, I I'm going

to download all of the livestreams and

then edit it into a 10-minute video.

Maybe it doesn't have to be 10 minutes

actually, it could just be 2 minutes. And

then I'll have music, epic music playing

in the background.

What's up with my wife? She's okay,

everything's fine between us now.

Everything is peaceful in Daniel Land.

Everything's going well.

I feel like, um, we've, we've survived

a bit of a rocky period of time.

A bit of a rocky storm has passed,

and now the clear skies and times

of peace are upon us. For now, for the

time being.

The room that's bothering me now is this

room. It just looks weird. The shape is

wrong. It should be pushed out further,

but I'm not quite sure how to fix it.

It's a pretty small room anyway, and it's

just full of junk now.

It's really tiny. It shouldn't really be

this small.

I don't think it matters too much.

What was that? Why is there thunder?

Where are you going camping? Um,

I don't know. My wife planned

it all. My wife booked it. See, that's the

great thing about my wife. She does

everything for me so I don't have to. In a

Conventional relationship, usually the man

has to do everything, all the planning.

My wife does it, I don't have to do

anything, it's great. I just play

Minecraft.

Make your dad proud, do one thing a man

would do. What's that? He acts like a

12-year-old. What's wrong with acting like

a 12-year-old?

Wait, this is strange.

I need green, green concrete.

Do I need— no.

I don't like having brick on the inside of

the rooms because none of the rooms had

brick on the inside, and the ceiling

should be white.

That's one of the problems with Minecraft.

They should let you have double-sided

blocks. So one side is brick and then one

side is something else. That'd be great.

It feels strange. I feel like I'm

home. I like it.

Okay, what improvements can I make? I need

a door here.

Um, stream Rainbow Six?

No, I'm playing Minecraft. I have Rainbow

Six as my off-stream relaxing game,

and then Minecraft is like the work.

It's not a game. I'm not playing here.

I'm, I'm working. This is like a project.

It's like building a model kit.

Can I put in a garden? Yeah, the garden

will be here. There's so much to

do. I need to just start get— start,

start cracking,

start cracking on.

I need flowers as well.

There's not many flowers in Minecraft.

There's cornflower and sunflowers.

That's it.

Today's gonna be a super positive stream.

No complaining, no whinging,

no complaining about views. And other

YouTubers. I'm in a good mood.

I think there's too many sunflowers.

There are more, but they aren't called

flowers. What are they called?

Sapling. Saplings. Jungle sapling.

Dead bush. Oh yeah,

fern. I can have some ferns.

Oh, there's grass as well. Oh, there's

other ones, dandelion and poppy. Oh,

there's loads of flowers.

I don't want so many sunflowers.

Maybe one or two would be nice.

Let me know if the sound is too loud. I

think it's okay.

Minecraft is so boring. Stop jumping on

the bandwagon. No, I'm having fun. It's

not a bandwagon. No other YouTuber is

making their house. They're just doing

stupid stuff. This is something that

has meaning, deep sentimental meaning to

Okay, I think upstairs everything's okay.

Need some doors first of all.

My parents' room has a llama inside

of it. That's okay. And my dad had

a little table. He had a table, a desk

drawer thing, and inside of it he had all

of his paychecks from the last 20 years

or more. These little books showing how

much money he made. He kept all of them,

all of his payslips since 1980-something.

Why?

Am I going to vlog the camping trip? Yes,

definitely. I'm going to watch a lot of

Abroad in Japan and not

copy him, but yeah, kind of copy him.

Do like a parody, a lord

in Japan.

It's not copying if it's a parody.

I want some cool funky upbeat music to go

There should be a toilet here and a

bathtub, but I'm not sure how to make a

His videos are really high quality. Well,

that's just because he has a fancy camera.

I have a fancy camera as well, it's called

a GoPro. Do you think— can you imagine

what Chris's videos would look like if he

had to use only a GoPro. I would love to

see that GoPro challenge.

It just has a different feel when you use

a GoPro. Life Where

I'm From made a camping trip. Was it— was

it good? Does my Minecraft

house have any bathrooms? Yes, but there's

no baths in it.

This is a weird-looking bath.

They should have half blocks that are half

the size of a regular block. Well, they

should just have more furniture. Why can't

the developers add more furniture? Like

simple things like chairs. Tables, maybe.

What if I can get stairs?

And then put water inside like

this. Look, if I could put water in there,

that would be perfect.

No, no, no, that's not

what I wanted. That's what I wanted. Look

at that, that's perfect. It doesn't look

like the bathtub we have, but it's, it's

pretty close to a bathtub. That's really

nice, I like that.

But there's no space for the toilet.

Well, that can be the toilet.

This is the toilet there. Toilet and the

bathtub. And there should be a mirror

here. I think that looks fine. I'll make

the other bathtubs.

You know what I should have done? I should

have asked my wife to ride a roller

coaster at USJ, and then she could have—

she could have put the GoPro on her chest

and filmed it for my second channel. That

would be great.

Can you imagine how cool that would look?

First-person GoPro on a roller coaster.

That would look interesting.

We should go back to USJ to do that.

Back to USJ.

How much does USJ cost? It's about ¥5,000

for one person. Which is about $50 US.

Let me check my messages. Oh, I have to be

careful. When I, when I lock my phone

and I unlock it, it says Asian sucking

the dick in deep sea...

I have to close that down. Holy shit,

that's so weird.

That's a good porno. Wait, I'm going to

link it on Discord if you want to see.

This is what I was watching.

I'm gonna save it to my favorites.

That was a good one.

I don't know what's so good about it. She

has kind of an ugly face, but it's hot in

an ugly way. That's strange, isn't it? I

don't like watching porn when it's like a

really cute hot girl. I like it when the

woman is kind of ugly.

Whoa, this is strange.

I just got a message on Twitter from

someone. They said, did you hear

Chris Broad talking about working in a

castle? Near where he lived in England 10

years ago before he did YouTube. The

parallels between you and him are crazy.

I bet it's the castle your mum works in.

No way, Chris works at the same castle

my mum works in? Is that Leeds Castle?

He was saying he works there as a teen and

met Elon Musk there when he came by.

I know someone who met Elon Musk.

That's so weird. Leeds Castle is the only

castle near where me and Chris lived.

When he, he was a teen, so I

reckon he was around 18 or 17-ish if

that's 10 years ago. Now he's 29, so he

must have been about 18 or 19. Where was

I? I was in Japan for the first time.

2010.

That's so strange. I wonder if

I ever saw Chris in real life, just

passing by. It's like we're brothers.

We have a special connection. All of the

dots line up. We're both YouTubers, we

both moved to Japan, both went to the same

school. He works in the same castle my mum

works in. It's like we're,

we're best friends, but we've never met

each other. I'm older

than Chris by 1 year. He used to be in the

same classroom as Ricky, and you might

remember who Ricky is. Ricky was my best

friend when I was about 10. Between the

ages of 6 and 10, I lived in this house.

And had these neighbors, Ricky and

Natasha, and they used to come over our

house all the time. We used to play Mega

Drive together, and Ricky was in the same

class as Chris at school.

Isn't it amazing? All the dots line up.

I can't believe it. Oh, thank you,

Catlin. Your house looks nice.

Show Tinga's toe fingers. Thank you.

No, I don't show my toes for free.

That's my premium content.

Also, it might get me age-restricted

because I have a secret channel where I

upload my toe videos, and as soon as I

upload them, they get age-restricted. No

one's flagged them because only one person

saw it. And he definitely didn't flag it.

So my toes are so sexual they get

automatically age-restricted.

I have to meet Chris somehow.

I feel like it's destiny. We're linked to

each other. I think it's only a matter of

time. Before the epic meeting happens.

Epic meeting. We're like the complete

opposites when it comes to everything,

but at the same time We're so similar.

Love Japan, YouTube as our main jobs.

I don't think he's going to meet you after

what happened. It's okay, I'm going to do

an apology video. It's going to be really

good, and I'll give him the money back on

Patreon. And then he'll fall in love. Why

is there a creeper in my bed? Get out my

bed.

I would become part of the gang, you know,

the whole Sharla, Chris,

Natsuki, Tokyo Creative Gang. I might be

the black sheep now, but I'm working my

way up, one apology video at a time. I'll

get closer and closer until I penetrate

their little group, and then they won't be

able to stop me. I'll become an

unstoppable force they won't be able to

ignore anymore. I might be

the ugly duckling right now, But I'll grow

into a black swan,

and they won't be able to ignore me

forever. I'll be nipping away bit by

bit until I get the recognition I deserve.

Sharla will become my girlfriend. It's

just inevitable. It's not a matter of if,

it's a matter of when. I'm just biding my

People liked— seem to like the apology

video, which was good. I'm not very good

at apologizing because I don't like

apologizing. I hate apologizing because it

means you're admitting to being wrong, so

it's very difficult for me to start do and

make it not seem like I was forced to do

it. I wasn't forced to do it. I wanted to

do it, but I was worried it might come off

as not sincere,

insincere. But I think most people

appreciated it.

No joking about dating Sharla. Fine, I

won't date Sharla then, but she's so—

she's so— what's the word— so

shiny. Can't think of the word.

What the hell is that in the sky?

Um.

Okay, so from this bit— there's something

strange about this bit. There's definitely

a step down, and then there's like

a slope that goes down to this bit. It's

hard to do slopes in Minecraft because

everything's so blocky. And there's a

footpath that leads directly to

my uncle's house.

Sharla knows me. She commented on my

video. We're basically

friends.

I'm gonna make the best ever camping

vlog. Has Chris done a camping

vlog? No, he hasn't. I'm the first

British YouTuber to make an Osaka video,

Osaka Castle video, and I'll be the first

ever British YouTuber to do a camping in

Japan video.

Oh, thank you, Darkness Aguila.

What are my plans on Minecraft today?

Just, um,

tweaking things and trying to get started

on the garden. That's what I want to do.

What your plans on Minecraft today?

I want to get started on the garden,

just, um, laying out shapes,

trying to figure out where things are

supposed to go. It's kind of like drawing

in a way. When you start doing an

illustration, you don't start off with all

the details. You start off with first

basic shapes, just blobs and squares,

and then you try and make sure

everything's in place, and then you start

refining it into details and

you start fixing proportions.

I might be able to do a slope using steps,

but then it looks like steps instead of a

slope, so It's like a gradual— gradual,

is that the word? It's like a slope that

slopes down gradually.

And here we're gonna put loads of flowers

because my dad bought loads of flowers. I

can't remember what this bit was. I think

And there was just lots of junk,

basically. There were scraps of metal,

bits of plastic,

firewood as well. Lots of firewood. I need

to do the garage as well. I might quickly

do the garage, just set up the walls.

I think there was quite— there was a

little distance between the shed and and

the garage. I think this is too far away.

Why does Reddit hate me so much?

Do you mean Reddit in general or one

particular subreddit? The cringe

subreddits love me. My channel has been

trending on several cringe subreddits.

That's why I'm getting so many new

subscribers. I gained over 700— nearly 700

subscribers in the last couple of days

because of my sex doll thing. Do you

remember the sex doll stuff? That's

getting so many views. It has nearly

80,000 views now.

I might actually buy one. I can make a

video unboxing my new lover.

I'm not sure, I don't really want to spend

that much money.

I feel like you're going professional

Minecrafter on us. I'm just really

enjoying it, building my house.

It's much better than just sitting in

front of my mirror, sitting on the floor

whining for hours and hours.

I want to do more cooking streams, but I

don't really know what to make, and I

haven't been doing a lot of cooking

recently. My wife does it now. I used to—

I used to cook dinner. I used to make

dinner every day, but then I got lazy.

Now she makes it. She's just so much

better at cooking than I am. If I cook, I

just stir-fry some meat and vegetables in

a pan and then add some sauce, and it just

tastes so boring. But my wife, she can

make different dishes.

But the one problem is now I have to do

washing up, and my skin is all drying up.

The hand— the skin on my hands is all

flaky and there's like little blisters and

itchy spots. My hands look gross now.

I think I have to start wearing rubber

She's way better at cooking. My cooking

sucks, let's face it.

Wait a minute, this is wrong.

It shouldn't be stone slabs, it should be

bricks. My dad made the driveway out

of normal-sized bricks.

Must have taken him ages. I don't even

remember him doing it. I must have been in

Japan. I think I came back from Japan and

then everything was just Bricks, I think.

Oh, stone brick slab, that'll be perfect.

Or maybe nether brick slab,

that might— I can't remember, it was like

a— I

forgot the color of the brick.

Do I at least do housework? Yeah, I do the

laundry. I just finished doing the

laundry. There was so much of it, and

it's, it's horrible stepping outside onto

the balcony. So hot. And the stupid thing

is they, they built a an emergency fire

escape ladder, and there's a metal— what's

the word— a metal door, like a trapdoor.

And you know where they placed it? They

placed the metal fire hatch, fire escape

hatch, right in front of the balcony door,

so you have to step on it to get outside.

But it's so hot The sun heated

up the metal. You step on it and it feels

like you're going to get third-degree

burns. So you have to put a towel

on top of the metal hatch so you don't

burn your feet. Very bad design. I think I

could fry an egg on it.

I'm not sure if this is the correct color.

It seems a bit too dark. I might use

this one instead. Stone brick slab

might be better, but the bricks are too

big.

Hmm.

I really need some photos. I can't find my

photos. Let me check.

Oh no, the Google Map image. Is before my

dad finished it. It's an old outdated

photo.

I miss my house. Such a nice house. I want

Oh, I know, I could watch my video before

I left and then I should be able to see

it. When did I leave for Japan?

First day in Japan.

Why can't he drive? Which I absolutely

hate. I hate it when men sit like that.

PP ticks.

Now, thing to look at— my

sister, my dad. No, I didn't take a

Maybe when I left for Germany, I think I

took a video outside saying goodbye to the

First day in Germany, huge disappointment.

It has 47,000 views. So many

views just because I went to Germany.

Goodbye kitchen, bye house.

Oh, there's a good picture of the front.

Can you see?

I should look at this picture. Oh, the

bricks are grey. Oh, this picture is so

helpful.

And there's a massive bush in front of it.

That's so sad, the driveway. You can see

half of it is really nice looking. That's

what my dad did. And then the other half

is kind of scruffy looking concrete that

my granddad did. Do you think my dad

planned to do the entire driveway,

driveway in bricks? He never got around to

doing it. It will forever be half my

granddad's work. And then half my dad's

work. So this gray brick will be fine.

How do I make that massive bush?

I need a tree. Without a tree trunk.

Oh, there's gray brick. Shouldn't be—

it should be gray around this bit.

Dark gray. There's no dark gray.

I need dark gray bricks.

Stone brick.

And it goes into an L-shape by

that brick pillar. Hmm,

maybe nether stone would be fine.

Yeah, that looks quite good actually.

And then that goes— that should line up

with this little brick wall here.

And then behind the brick wall is Lighter

color bricks.

This bit should be stone.

This is what pure concentration looks

like. I'm so focused. I could fry

an egg with my focus levels right now.

Looking good. Okay, what else do

we need?

See you later.

Where's the other Brick, brick.

I need stones.

Hi Daniel. Hello,

Juwan. I don't know how to say your name.

Juan. Is it a silent

J? Juan.

Juan.

I'm so sorry.

Wait, I think this should be one layer

down actually. There's a little bit of

a step. Okay, get rid of all of this. All

of that was just a waste of time. Redo it.

Well, we have all day. We have plenty of

time. I don't have any obligations to do.

Don't have to make a video. Could make

one for the second channel. Don't really

feel like it.

Will I get the spouse visa? Hopefully.

I'm not sure how long my wife wants to

leave it because it's

August, end of August now, and I can stay

until the beginning of December, so

there's not a lot of time. If she wants me

to stay, she better start getting

things ready.

I'm not sure what the process is going to

be like now because it's the second time

applying for it. The first time we had to

hand in all of these documents and

we had to give them photos of us together.

It's so silly, they wanted photos of us

together on dates and they wanted

screenshots our messages to prove that

we are actually together. But it's so easy

to fake that. We could just go to USJ and

take a picture together. How is that proof

that we're together? I could take a photo

with a random girl and then say, hey,

we're together. Do they even think before

they come up with these silly laws and

rules? So I'm not sure if we have to take

photos together again, or if we could just

use the same photos as last time.

I don't know if she has to show all of her

tax stuff and her earnings again.

I'm not sure if it's going to be a more

straightforward process.

I think she wants to make sure that I

actually want to be with her first, and

the whole Venus Angelic thing didn't

really help the situation.

I don't understand the point of your

channel. Well, there isn't really a point.

I'm just vlogging and talking about my

life and stuff that happens.

There's not really any real point to it.

And there's a gutter here next to

the window.

Why do I have a mansion? Do you think this

is a mansion? I guess it's quite a big

house. My granddad built it after he came

back from World War 2, and then he died,

and then my Dad continued his work.

My dad spent pretty much all of his

savings— well, he had savings. I mean, he

spent most of his money on the house,

buying bricks, buying concrete, buying

plants, buying machinery.

Tools. He never bought nice stuff for

himself,

but this is what he loved doing. He loved

making the house look nice so he could

stand back and appreciate, enjoy what he

had created.

That was what he wanted to do in life.

There's a big bush. I want to make the

bush because I think it's going to add a

lot of character to it. I think this bit—

can't see because of the bushes in the

Wait.

It should go up a level. This is strange.

Yeah, it goes like this.

It's like a curve that steps down onto

these stone slabs, and then it goes around

like this, and then this bit will be

filled in with concrete. And then here

we need to put the big bush, and the big

bush has red brick around it.

Oh, I know, I can have brick slabs like

that. That looks good. The bush

lines up with the wall.

It's kind of like a square shape.

What happened to the Turkish girl? I have

no idea. I'm guessing she went back to

Turkey. Do you think

she misses my D? I don't

think so. It was too big for her.

And then we need leaves. Wow, the leaf

block looks quite good actually.

Oh, he wants creative mode.

Oh, that looks good. I like that very

much. We have the big bush. Here,

people got so angry when I said the

Turkish girl was not up to my standards.

That looks good. Wow, it looks very

lifelike. I think the bush should be a bit

bigger like this.

There's still something a bit strange

about this roof I need to fix.

Goodbye house. Goodbye kitchen.

Bye house. It looks like this.

Okay, that roof bit on the left is

drooping down way too much,

and I think the chimney placement is good.

Okay, the door is slightly— okay, that,

that window above the door should be

slightly to the right. And then I

think the window— the windows on the

kitchen extension are too small,

but I made them bigger last time and it

looked weird. Maybe the other windows are

Hmm, something a bit

strange.

I think this bit is wrong.

Okay, that looks much better.

Um, what next? So that white bit goes

under the roof, but there's no white bit

here.

Maybe I should get rid of the white bit.

I need the white bit because there's

definitely a white bit that goes under the

roof. Roof.

Okay, this is weird. Okay, I'll get a

white bit.

Wait a minute.

Oh, that's fine. I thought it was

too high up, but it's okay. I need to redo

the entire left side of the roof now.

Not again.

I think this bit's strange as well.

Not very good planning.

Oh no, it doesn't line up.

This has to be brick.

This is not going well.

And this bit should be white.

There should be a white rim that goes all

the way around. And then the roof goes

over the white rim,

and then it goes like this.

Wait, you can't see the white bit here.

Oh, everything's going wrong.

Why? Why?

Why?

It's okay, we have all day. It's only been

1 hour, we've got 8 hours left. I will fix

Remind me to stop for lunch in about an

hour's time. I'm definitely gonna have

lunch today. Yesterday was pretty bad.

I completely skipped lunch, didn't have

anything to drink, could have died.

But this time I've got pizza.

And I've

got tea.

Did you like my jumbo hot dog cooking

video? I thought it's quite funny.

I thought it was a good idea. I saw that

massive sausage at the supermarket, and

then I found a massive loaf of bread. I

thought I could make a massive hot dog if

I put them together.

Let's check to see if it's okay. I'm a bit

worried that the roof will be too big.

For the house, but I have no choice if I

want to put the white bit here. I really

need the white bit.

Where's my vape? It gives me a headache,

so I stopped doing it so much.

I don't know if the white bit is really

that important though. Should I get rid of

it? But then I have to get rid of all of

the outer layer of the roof.

This roof is such a pain. I thought it

Do I want it to look similar to my house

in England? I want it to look exactly like

my house in England. That's what I'm

making, the house from England.

But I'm having big difficulties with the

roof. I can't get it to look right.

I think it looks okay,

just from some angles it looks a bit

weird. Does my mum

still live in that big old house? Yes,

she does, all by herself.

No husband, no kids.

Must be depressing when

that happens. You spent so much of your

life Decades and decades and decades

surrounded by your kids and your husband,

and then your husband dies and your kids

grow up and they leave, and then you're

all by yourself again. That must be so

depressing. That's why I'm kind

of scared of having kids,

because they're eventually going to leave

Well, you wouldn't want them to stay with

you for the rest of their lives.

Do you think there's parents who don't

want their kids to grow up and they just

want to have their kids stay as kids

forever? They just have more kids then.

Ricky's mum was like that. She has like 3

waves of kids. There was Ricky and Natasha

at first, then And then they grew up, and

then she had another wave of kids, and

then they grew up, and then she had

another wave of kids. It's like she's a

baby factory.

Do you think some women, they get addicted

to making children, and they just want to

make more children, and they raise those

children, they grow up, then they just

have more children?

I think I can imagine getting addicted to

having kids because it must feel very

satisfying,

kind of like making a house on Minecraft.

Once you've finished one house, you just

want to make more houses. You can't just

Do you know what I find sexy? When one

woman has many kids from different men. I

think that's kind of hot. So she makes a

bunch of kids with one man and then she

has more kids with another man.

There's something very animalistic about

that that arouses me.

I start thinking, hey, can you mate my

kids as well? Can I have a go,

please?

Can I sell my products at your factory,

please?

I think some women are just very good at

making children. Maybe they're very

attractive, maybe they have very good

body proportions for making children.

There was this program on TV last night

about this 42-year-old Japanese woman

teacher who married her student,

and her student is 20 years younger than

her. 25, 25, yeah, 25,

and she's 42. And then she already had 2

kids from her previous marriage, and they

were about 10 or 13. And then she had

another baby with her student husband who

she married. It's so weird. And you think,

oh, a 42-year-old, she must be fat, old,

and ugly, but she wasn't. She was hot. I

couldn't believe she was 42. I thought she

was 28 or 30. 4 maybe. She was

hot looking. She had

a bouncy, supple face, no saggy

wrinkles or anything. She didn't look 42

at all. I couldn't believe it. The guy

looked like, you know, typical 23-year-old

guy. He kind of looked like a boy, but it

didn't look strange because the woman was

so hot.

I thought, wow, she had 2 kids with her

previous husband, now she's making more

kids with this younger guy. That's pretty

sexy. Do you think she would mate my kids

as well?

My neck is spasming. I don't know why

sometimes my neck— where, you know where

that big vein is? It kind of spasms. Do

you think I have heart problems? Is it my

beat spasming? Maybe it's the blood

getting stuck in the artery because I'm

all clogged up. Maybe I'm skinny on the

outside, but on the inside I'm like a fat

person full of cholesterol.

Plugging up my veins. Imagine if I died

from a heart attack as a really skinny

guy.

I wish I could show you that 42-year-old.

She was very attractive.

It's from sitting all day. Yeah, I heard

sitting all day is actually worse than

smoking. I'm gonna die young

from sitting. What should I do? I have to

sit. I walk for about— how much do I

walk outside when my wife comes back? We

go shopping and then we go to the park and

we feed cats. So I think we walk maybe an

hour. It takes about 10 minutes

to walk to the supermarket, then we walk

around inside of the supermarket for about

half an hour, then we walk to the park for

about 10 minutes, and then 10 minutes back

Up all day while I work online. I can't

stand up all day,

it's too much standing.

Isn't it funny when your biggest problem

in life is that you sit down too much?

Doesn't really sound like much of a

problem. My biggest problem is I sit down

all day. Oh, poor you.

It's like saying your biggest problem is

you have too many naked women in your

house that all want to have sex.

Poor you.

Sometimes I feel like this house is too

big. Look, the character isn't

that big. Oh my god, the character

is tiny compared to the actual house.

I thought the character was bigger.

Look, look how small it's like a little

I don't know, some some places feels like

There's a lot of weird couples on Japanese

TV. There was this other guy He was about

30 and he had 2 wives and they both had

his children and they were all living

together as one big family.

It was such a strange story. So he had his

first wife and she gave him kids, but then

he met this other woman and started having

an affair with this other woman. And the

first wife found out about the new woman,

but instead of getting angry and leaving

the man She just said, oh, okay, and then

stayed with the man. And then the second

woman— he proposed to the second woman

that he was cheating with, and then she

moved in and had his kids as well. And the

first woman was like, oh well,

whatever, I'll just carry on living with

him, looking after his kids. Any normal

woman would have left him, but this, this

woman thought it was okay.

Isn't that bizarre? So he ended up having

2 wives who both gave birth to his

children, and they look after the children

together while he's at work, like some

kind of play center where all the kids are

his. And then he chooses which wife to

sleep with in the evening. They sleep in

different bedrooms. Each woman sleeps in

their own bedroom, and then he chooses

which wife to sleep with. And he usually—

he always— no, I think he almost always

chose the second woman because he felt

more attracted to her. Can you imagine

being the first woman? That would be so

upsetting. Your husband cheats on you,

marries the woman he cheats with, and then

prefers to sleep with her every night.

Why not sleep with both of them?

That's such a weird family dynamic. It's

like, like gorillas basically.

Would I want to be that man? I don't know.

Can you imagine having to make 2 wives

happy? How much money does he make to be

able to afford all those kids? He didn't

look like he was rich or anything, just a

typical man doing a job in some office,

probably.

I like those, those weird shows on

Japanese TV where they introduce you to

these weird couples.

Maybe if jealousy didn't exist, people

would be a lot happier. We can all just

have multiple wives and bang anyone we

want, and no one would get jealous,

so they wouldn't really care. I think the

only reason people care about cheating is

because they feel jealous and insecure

that the guy would leave the woman for

the new woman. If you think about it,

why do people not like being cheated on?

Is it because you're scared that you're

going to be abandoned? What if I cheated

on you and I guaranteed that I wouldn't

leave you? Would it still hurt?

I think it would.

If there was no jealousy, the world would

be so much better.

But then I think you need jealousy,

otherwise you wouldn't care about

protecting what you think is yours.

Men feel jealous when other men try

and take their women because then they

lose their women. The women,

and the woman ends up making

babies for the other man. Well, if the man

doesn't care about another man taking his

woman, then his chances of passing on his

DNA would reduce. So being jealous

is a good thing when it comes to passing

on your DNA, because then you want to

prevent the other man from taking your

Why am I so negative? I'm not negative.

I'm talking about science and the

emotions, why we have the emotions that we

have. The evolutionary reasons

behind things.

I'm talking about it from a scientific

point of view. I'm not saying that there's

no underlying undertone to anything I'm

saying. I'm just pondering the meaning of

Uh, how am I gonna do this bit? This bit

should be grass, definitely, because the