Drawing all my ex girlfriends from memory

Hello and welcome to today's video. Today

I'm going to be trying out something a

little bit different. I'm going to be

trying to draw my ex-girlfriends from

memory. I'm not going to use any photos

for reference. I'm just going to use my

pure memory to try and recreate my exes

as faithfully as I possibly can. Now, I'm

not very good at realistic drawing. I'm

not very good at drawing faces to actually

look like real people. I'm more of a

cartoonist. So I'm not really that

familiar with this style of drawing, so

I'm gonna try my best, but I apologize if

this doesn't actually look anything like

my exes. Okay, so who do we have here?

Well, this is my first ex-girlfriend.

She's Japanese, and I guess the feature

that stands out most about her is the size

of her head. Her head was very big, made

my head look very small. I remember she

used to put her head on my lap And it was

painful. I thought my legs were going to

break. No, I didn't really think my legs

were gonna break. That was a bit of an

exaggeration. Her head was a bit large,

larger than your average head.

Now, the reason why we broke up was

because— actually, now that I think about

it, I don't know why we broke up. She

ghosted me. She basically blocked me on

everything. She blocked me on Facebook,

she deleted my number, she stopped

replying to me. And I have no idea why. I

think she might have found a new boyfriend

because my next girlfriend, the Korean

girlfriend, she said she found her

Facebook and apparently there were photos

of her with some guy. So I'm guessing

that she found a new guy and then decided

to ghost me instead of actually, you know,

being an adult and telling me that she

wants to break up. How immature can you

get? Okay, so next up we have the Korean

girlfriend who I actually hooked up with

whilst I was with the first girlfriend.

And well, I won't go into that now

because, you know, the story will just go

on for too long. Okay, I will go into it

now. Basically, well, things weren't going

very well with the first girlfriend

because we tried a couple times to have

cereal, but it just wouldn't happen. I

don't want to get too detailed here for

family-friendly reasons, but let's just

say that the, the spoon didn't fit the

bowl. So we didn't have very much luck

with cereal. So I met this Korean lady who

was 15 years older than me at the

guesthouse that I was staying at. This was

in 2010, 9 years ago, quite a long time

ago, and this was the first time I ever

had cereal, proper cereal. And that was

with this, this Korean lady. Now, I've

drawn her with a Mickey Mouse t-shirt

because she used to wear a Mickey Mouse

t-shirt quite a lot with a cardigan on top

of it. And she had this short bowl

haircut, very short hairstyle,

and she had a fringe as well. I think

American people call them bangs, which

sounds kind of stupid to me as a British

person. I don't know why you'd call parts

of your hair bangs. When I think of the

word bangs, the first thing that comes to

mind is not hair. So yeah, it's called a

fringe, the hair that's on top of your

forehead. Anyway, we're not here to talk

about fringes or hairstyles. So she was

the Korean ex-girlfriend, and she actually

came to Japan for a few months with her

other friend who is also Korean. They came

together and I met them both at the

guesthouse, and it was really nice meeting

them because before they arrived at the

guesthouse, I felt really lonely. I didn't

have any friends. I sat by myself like a

loser, and then they came along and they

were really nice to me. They taught me

Korean, they introduced me to Korean food,

and best thing of all, I got to have

cereal for the first time with one of

them. And I had some pretty good memories.

The reason why we broke up was, well,

basically because she was 15 years older

than me. When she got over the age of 40,

I kind of felt unattracted to her,

and me being 15 years younger,

I felt a bit embarrassed being seen with

her outside in public because it looked

like a son and mother together. So that's

why I broke up with her. Okay, moving on

to the next girlfriend. Here we have the

French girlfriend. Met her in 2011 around

November when I went to Japan for the

second time on the working holiday visa.

I went to Japan on the working holiday

visa to try and get a job, and I got a job

at Lawson, working in a convenience store

called Lawson as a sales assistant.

Whilst I was at the guest house, I met

this French girl who was actually born in

Thailand, but she was adopted by a French

couple, brought back to France, and she

was raised as a French girl. She doesn't

know how to speak Thai. She, she knows

nothing about her home country, Thailand,

and I don't think she's ever met her real

parents. I guess I would describe her as

a bit overweight, a bit chubby.

She was a fun person, I guess, but my main

problems with her was that She just had

way too many male friends, and during the

day she would spend all day long with her

male friends completely ignoring me. She

didn't even want to have anything to do

with me during the day, and she's made me

feel invisible. Even if we were in the

same room at the guest house, I'd be

sitting by myself in the corner messing

around on my phone, and she would be

laughing and chatting with all her

friends, and it just made me feel really

jealous and insecure. We had a few

arguments about this, and she just said,

I spend all nights with you, Daniel. I

want to spend the day with my friends.

And I tried my best to be patient and to

be understanding, but we had a few more

arguments about the same thing, and we

actually ended up— I ended up dumping her

because I got so fed up with all the

male guy friends who were hovering around

all the time. And I dumped her, and I quit

my job at Lawson because I was fed up of

working at a convenience store. And I

actually went back to Korea to get back

with the Korean girlfriend. Okay, moving

on to the next one. Who do we have here?

Oh yes, chlamydia girlfriend. She was

another Japanese girlfriend who I actually

met at the same guesthouse that I met the

French girlfriend in. And the French

girlfriend and the chlamydia girlfriend

were friends with each other. Sometimes

the chlamydia girl would bring us bread

because she's work at a bakery. Anyway,

when I was at the guesthouse, I never used

to talk to the chlamydia girl. We, we

didn't really talk to each other. We

weren't close. She was friends with a

bunch of Swedish guys and a bunch of

foreign guys. Basically, she was friends

with a group of people who I didn't really

have any interest in. We were friends with

different groups of people at the

guesthouse, so we didn't really have many

opportunities to talk to each other. Fast

forward 2 years later, she just started

randomly messaging me. She said she was

going to delete Facebook and she wanted to

keep in touch with me, and she gave me her

email address and we started chatting.

And then after about a year of chatting,

I think, I told her that I was thinking

about going to Japan again, and I said as

a joke, I said jokingly, could I stay with

you? And I thought she would say no.

Surprisingly, she said yes. So I ended up

going to Oita in Japan, which is this tiny

little town at the southern

tip. Is it southern or is it western?

Japan is a weirdly shaped country. Yeah,

the western tip of Japan. There's a little

town called Oita, which is where she

lived, and I went to Oita and Met

her at the bus stop, and I basically moved

in with her from day one. And obviously we

had cereal on the first night, probably

some of the best cereal I've ever had,

apart from my wife, of course. She, she's

obviously the best, number one, love her

so much. Yeah, we moved in with

each other and started a relationship. I

almost married her, actually. We, we went

to the town hall and We actually got all

the files, all the documents for marriage,

and the only thing that prevented us from

getting married was I had to go to Osaka

to get the certificate of no something.

Can't remember what it's called now, but

because we had this massive argument

before I had to go, I kind of decided that

I didn't want to marry her because she was

such a pain in the neck as a person. The

relationship just seemed to be doomed

straight from the start. So many bad

things happened. Number 1, my wisdom tooth

erupted from my gums, and I was in

incredible pain, incredibly intense pain

for about 2 weeks, and I was very grumpy.

And okay, I was a bit of a dick to her. I

wasn't very nice, but to be fair, I was in

so much pain, I think you can understand

why I wasn't in a good mood. And number 2,

she gave me chlamydia that she caught from

some other guy that she met up with a few

weeks before she met me, and that wasn't

very fun. And the reason why I've drawn

her so sad-looking is basically because,

well, she was a bit of a Debbie Downer,

bit of a depressing person. Not all the

time, sometimes she would be chirpy and

happy and a fun person to be with, but she

would cry very easily. It was very easy to

make her upset and to make her cry. We had

all these tiny little arguments over very

silly silly things where she would start

crying, and it was just such a pain. And I

ended up dumping her. I basically ghosted

her. I stopped replying to her messages.

We didn't get married because all of the

arguments we were having kind of

interrupted the process, and we ran out of

time. I was only in Japan for 3 months as

a tourist, and there wasn't enough time to

file all of the marriage papers, so I had

to leave Japan And I actually went back to

Korea and met up with the Korean

girlfriend again, stayed with her for 3

months in South Korea. And I never replied

to the chlamydia ex-Japanese girlfriend

ever again, and I'm not sure what she's

doing now. I actually found her profile on

a website called lang8s.com, which is a

language learning website, and I was

reading her diaries. Her last entry was

July 2017, and that

last entry was a bit worrying. She sounds

very depressed, and I'm not sure what

happened to her after then. Hopefully

she's okay. Hopefully she's still alive.

I'm really interested to find out what

happened to her, although I don't think I

ever would because she deleted all of her

social media. Oh well. I tried sending her

a message on LINE 8, but unfortunately she

blocked me straight away. And then she

vanished from the website. Maybe she made

a new account because she knew I was

watching her main account. Who knows?

Okay, moving on to the last girlfriend I

ever had before I got married. Sorry, I

rambled on a bit about the chlamydia

girlfriend. Anyway, this is the single

mother Japanese girlfriend. Now that I

think about it, I haven't had a lot of

girlfriends. I think I've had 5,

6 if you include my wife, but now she's my

wife, that doesn't really count. Anyway,

this is the single mother girlfriend. She

was about 38, so she must be 40 now.

So she was— no, I think she's 38.

She was about 8 years older than me.

Yeah, same age as my wife. She had a

daughter, 9-year-old daughter. She lived

in Nagano Prefecture in Japan.

And I met her in 2017 when I was working

at a petrol station. I came back from

Taiwan. I was completely in love with this

Taiwanese girl, but she wasn't interested

in me. So I got myself a job at a petrol

station which was nearby my house.

Actually, my dad told me about it. He said

that they were looking for staff at the

petrol station, and he suggested that I

applied for it. So I applied for it. It

was night shift, so I got the job pretty

easily because no one else really wants to

do night shift. And I went back onto Japan

Cupid looking for a girlfriend, and I

found this woman. Actually found several,

and I just sent them all messages, but

this one replied to me and we started

chatting. She was very nice, and I asked

her to be my girlfriend. I told her I

liked her, and I booked 2 weeks paid

vacation off of work, and I bought my

plane tickets. Booked a hotel, and I flew

over to Nagano Prefecture to meet her.

Now, before I met her, I thought she was

quite attractive because I saw her photos,

a couple videos. But the problem is, in

photos and videos, you don't really get a

clear image of what the person actually

looks like. And when I met her in real

life, let's just say I was very

disappointed. Her face was just very

rectangle-looking. She had a very square

jaw, which I found very unattractive. I

didn't mind the fact that she had a

daughter. I actually thought it might be

quite fun having a stepdaughter. It was

quite nice. We went on trips together,

the 3 of us. We went to a mountain, we

went to a Japanese festival, and we

held hands like a family. It kind of felt

like I was a father/older brother kind

of figure to her daughter. Anyway, I

decided to break up with her because,

well, I just didn't really feel attracted

to her at all, and even though the idea of

having a stepdaughter sounded kind of fun,

it was just way too much responsibility,

and I had no idea— well, I still

have no idea now. I have no idea how to

handle being a stepfather. I was going to

meet her again, actually, in July 2017. I

was going to quit my job at the petrol

station and then go back to Nagano

Prefecture to meet her. But I was on

HelloTalk and I started chatting to this

other Japanese woman who was actually

Tomoko. Who remembers Tomoko, the Japanese

lady who tricked me into thinking she was

27 when actually she was over 40 and was

married? So I got catfished by Tomoko.

I don't know if I'm gonna draw her because

she doesn't really count as a girlfriend.

She wasn't my girlfriend. I don't count

her as a ex-girlfriend. So those were all

of my ex-girlfriends drawn by me. I used

an iPad Pro with the Apple Pencil, if

you're wondering, and I used the Procreate

drawing application and Videoleap for

video editing on the iPad. Basically, I

did everything on the iPad. It's a pretty

nifty, nifty device. I would highly

recommend buying one. Yeah,

thanks for watching.