My wife suggested we get divorced...

I was doing a livestream yesterday and I

was talking about my wife. I was saying

some pretty embarrassing things about my

wife. If you saw the livestream, you'll

know what I'm talking about. I won't say

it again because she was pretty upset

about it. She was watching the livestream

during her lunch break and I had no idea,

and then she sent me a message on WhatsApp

saying that she was really angry. She said

Stop talking about that thing you're

talking about. And I said, I'm sorry, I

didn't know you'd be so upset or

embarrassed if I talked about it. And then

she said, don't you have any common sense?

Don't you think before you say things?

And I said, I thought it was okay to talk

about it. If you didn't want me to talk

about it, then you should have told me not

to talk about it. You should have known

that I would have talked about it on a

livestream because that's what I do on

livestreams. I just ramble on about

anything and everything. She said that I

shouldn't have to tell you every time what

you can and cannot talk about. You should

be intelligent enough to know what you're

allowed to talk about and what you

shouldn't talk about. And then I got kind

of upset. I said, why do you care so much

if a couple hundred strangers on the

internet know about this embarrassing

thing about you? They don't even know your

name. They don't know what you look like.

They don't know who you are. And then she

said, what if we're walking around outside

and someone recognizes us or recognizes

you, and then they realize that I'm your

wife, and then they'll know all these

embarrassing things about me? And yeah, I

guess that's true. That could happen.

That's a possibility, but it's very

unlikely. Number one, we don't even go

outside together that much. Number 2,

it's not like I'm really, really famous.

I'm not saying it's impossible, but the

chances of someone recognizing me outside

in public are extremely low. I tried to

put myself in her shoes, and I tried

imagining what it would be like if 500

Chinese people in China knew that I had a

tiny penis. Would I care? No, not really.

I think my problem is I don't, I don't

really feel embarrassed about anything

anymore. I could tell you anything and

everything about myself, my body, things

that I'm scared of, my insecurities, and I

just— I don't feel embarrassed. It doesn't

mean anything to me. I don't care if a

bunch of strangers know everything about

me. It's not a big deal for me, but for

her it's a different story. So we finished

arguing on WhatsApp and she stopped

sending me replies. She went back to work

and I was like, oh, not again. She's gonna

come home angry and we're going to have

another argument even though we've had 2

pretty big arguments this same week. At

this point, I'm just so fed up with all

these Bloody arguments. So the clock turns

7 PM and she finally comes home, and I'm

dreading it because I know that she's

going to be angry. So she finally comes

home, she opens the door, and she comes

into the apartment, and I was sitting on

the bed behind me, and I was trying to

watch Black Mirror because people keep

saying, why don't you watch Black Mirror?

Have you seen Black Mirror yet? And I

said, no, I haven't seen Black Mirror yet

because it doesn't look interesting to me.

Even my own sister said, have you seen

Black Mirror yet? And I said, no. So I

finally decided to sit down and watch

Black Mirror. And I got 15 minutes into

the first episode and then my bloody wife

comes home and starts shouting at me. We

had this big argument and she said she

doesn't know how she can be in a

relationship with me if I keep

embarrassing her like this on the

internet. She said that if I keep doing

this, then maybe we should get divorced.

We can head down to the city hall the next

day and fill out divorce papers, and we

can go to immigration and get your, your

visa application cancelled. And I was just

so shocked that she could even suggest the

idea of getting divorced over Over this

tiny little problem. I was just so upset

that she was willing to give up that

easily over something that could be easily

solved. Then I said, we don't have to get

divorced. I can just stop talking about

you in livestreams. I can stop talking

about embarrassing things about you in

livestreams or in videos, and then there's

no problem. So she made me promise to stop

talking about embarrassing things about

her on livestreams or in videos, or to at

least ask for her permission before I talk

about those things. So I promised that

this won't happen again, and I said if it

does happen again, then let's break up.

Let's get a divorce. Just give me one more

chance. She seemed pretty satisfied with

this answer, and she was in a good mood

again. The thing is, I was in a pretty bad

mood. How could I be in a good mood after

being scolded like a child and then

threatened with divorce over saying one

embarrassing thing on a livestream? I was

pretty angry, to be honest. We went to the

supermarket for food, and we had dinner.

We watched TV, and she was just like back

to normal. She was chatty and chirpy like

she usually is. And, um, I tried

pretending that I wasn't annoyed, but it

was kind of obvious that I was annoyed. I

didn't really feel like talking. I was

very quiet during the whole evening. We

went to bed and she was lying down next to

me with her back turned to me, and about

20 minutes later she turned around facing

me. She was crying and she just burst out

in tears, and she said she was sorry for

nagging me, for having a go at me. For

mentioning divorce. And I said

everything's okay, you don't have to

apologize. It was also my fault. I

shouldn't have said things during a

livestream to make you so upset. And, um,

yeah, everything's fine now. I've always

found it difficult to understand why some

people care so much about privacy, why

they take privacy so seriously. For me

personally, I just don't care if thousands

of people halfway across the world know

embarrassing things about me. It doesn't

affect my life. They're doesn't affect

anything. It's not like I'm going to see

those people. I'm never going to meet

those people in real life. Even if I did

bump into them randomly or by coincidence,

I don't think I would care if they knew

about my stinky butthole, my 6 toes, or my

dick cheese. No one really cares that

much. Everyone has their own lives to

worry about. Would you really care that

much if your romantic partner, your

boyfriend, your girlfriend, your wife, or

your husband— what if they were making

embarrassing videos about you? Revealing

your embarrassing secrets to the world,

would you really care? As long as your

name, your face was kept a secret, you're

completely anonymous. It's not gonna—it's

not going to affect you. So um.

Hello and welcome to Cooking with Daniel.

Today we're going to be making tacos.

With this taco kit, we have taco shells,

taco spice mix, and mild taco sauce.

Here are some instructions in Japanese,

very useful.

And these are the tacos with taco

sauce in a package.

These are the tacos. You get about 12,

I think. Comes nicely wrapped in plastic.

And we also have the taco spice mix,

which makes, makes the tacos

very spicy. Oh, good news!

We finally bought some new frying pans.

Arrived in the mail today, and we're going

to do an unboxing right now during Cooking

with Daniel. We have a detachable handle,

which is very useful because you can

attach it from the frying pan.

There's some knobs and switches on it.

And we have a blue pot.

This is a multi-pot set, so it's not just

a frying pan. It also comes with a big pot

and a smaller pot and some lids.

Wrapped in plastic. There's also this

round piece of cardboard and more lids,

some foam. So we have some more pots

wrapped in plastic, and there's some paper

with receipts inside of the pot. And

finally, at the bottom, we have the frying

pan. I've been so desperate to get a new

frying pan for such a long time.

Okay, let's get back to making our tacos.

We have a 60% beef and 40% pork mixture of

minced meat, and we're going to also add

in some spring onions. We have olive oil,

and we're going to pour the olive oil into

our brand new frying pan.

As you can see, the minced meat is frying

nicely. We're just going to separate it

out. So it cooks evenly.

We also have some mixed vegetables which

are frozen, which we can add to the meat.

The meat is starting to brown, and I think

it's time to flip it over. This is the

taco spice powder, which makes, makes

everything very spicy. It's up to you how

much of the spice powder you want to add

into the meat.

Voy a cantar esta canción con mucho

cariño de mi corazón a la República

Dominicana, la casa del merengue y la casa

de la bachata. Voy a cantar

esta canción con mucho cariño de mi

corazón. A la República Dominicana,

la casa del merengue, la casa de la

bachata. La la la la la

la la. La casa del merengue.

La la la la la la la.

Y la casa de la bachata.

Música,

música, música, te traigo música.

Música,

música, música de la república.