[2024-12-16] got some bad news for you all [Q4oJl8Y6w9I]

Oh,

testing.

I'm back from work. Very hard day

delivering. 20 boxes.

It was actually pretty easy.

Made £70 too. I decided

to cancel my evening block because I've

noticed a pattern recently where the

lunchtime shift will be really easy.

They'll give you like 15 or 10 and it'll

only take an hour. And then I do the

evening block and it's horrible. They give

you 40 deliveries town centre, packed

streets full of cars, can't park anywhere.

So I don't really want to do the evening

shifts anymore. I'm just gonna do the easy

lunchtime one of doing 1 hour in a really

nice area, and I think I'm just gonna skip

the evening one actually.

Yesterday was horrible too. It was in

Maidstone, and it's not really any better

than Gillingham. Was all like the horrible

chavvy council areas.

Everyone's at home because it's like 6 PM,

so there's nowhere to park. I got horned

at because I tried— I had to park on the

corner of the curb at a T-junction,

and this guy was not happy about it. Gave

me a little honky honk, which is so

pointless. I don't see the reason. Just

go. There's enough room for you to go.

Just don't let me interrupts your driving.

Just keep going, don't need to horn at me,

it's not gonna change anything. Stupid

idiot. And then my previous

last livestream got demonetized, and I,

and I got it reviewed and they still said

confirmed by manual review demonetized.

So I don't know, what did I say last

stream that was so bad? I think it was all

the swearing. I was swearing quite a lot,

and I said the C-U-N-T word, didn't I?

It's funny because that stream I was

saying I don't have any problems getting

demonetized anymore, and then the stream

literally gets demonetized and confirmed

by manual review. So annoying. I don't

even know what I said. They could at least

tell me what I said that was so bad.

What, what part of the stream got the

stream demonetized is what I want to know

so I don't say it again.

But nope, they just leave you guessing.

Now I'm gonna miss out on $10.

I guess I can't— well, the Australian

people like Max Mofo, they say it all the

time.

I think it was when I was ranting about

poor people and women. The woman— was

it a woman? Someone annoyed me last stream

after I finished working.

Just got to not swear and then it should

stay green.

Thai jealousy is next level crazy. What do

you mean? What, you are getting drama?

I think I got out of my Thai relationship

pretty easily without any mess.

I think I got lucky.

Do I get paid by the hour?

Um, not really.

So they will say 3-hour block, £70,

but if you're really slow, it's going to

take you 2 hours. If you're really quick

like me, it'll take you less than an hour.

So then you're getting paid £70 no matter

how quickly or how slowly you finish the

block. So it's not really like, oh, I'll

just take really long and do it really

slowly and then they'll pay me more. It

doesn't work like that. I mean,

technically it does because there was one

time where it took me really long to

finish it and I complained to them. I

said, you gave me too many parcels, it

took me too long. And they said, sorry,

here's some extra money. So maybe doing it

slowly on purpose would get you more

money, but I'd rather just finish quickly

and then come home, to be honest.

As the most honest YouTuber, I would like

to be honest and say I'd rather just come

home after 1 hour.

Pot noodles looking good. Vitamin C is

looking good. I get

so fed up. Delivery driving is just really

annoying. I don't know why, it's just

really frustrating to do.

Today's locations were fine.

Boughton-on-Chelsea, outskirts of

Maidstone. Didn't have any problems

parking.

Oh, did you watch my new video delivering?

That was insane. I couldn't believe it. I

showed up at the warehouse yesterday,

went to my cage, and there was barely

anything in the cage. There was like 10

boxes, 10 parcels. I had a massive grin

the whole— I was like, I was like this the

whole time loading my car. I couldn't stop

smiling. It was so good. It said 9

deliveries, all in the same area as well,

not spread out farms or anything, all in

the same area. It took me 20 minutes to

finish. The guy in front of me, he also

had only about 10. He looked really happy

as well. Everyone was so happy because

there's barely anything in the cages.

Today was pretty good too, but not as good

as yesterday. It was only 20. I don't know

why recently in The delivery quantity is

so low when you go around 1 PM,

but then you go in the evening, they've

got like 40. That's why I cancelled my

evening block tonight.

The video ended too abruptly. I can't be

bothered with that. Thanks for watching,

guys. See you next time. Don't forget,

like and subscribe. It's so stupid. I

can't be bothered. Just end the video

because it's 8 minutes and that's all you

need to put mid-rolls. Who cares?

Like and subscribe, thanks for watching my

video. I can't be bothered, it's so gay,

all that stuff.

Whatever.

Imagine actually caring about doing call

to action. Don't forget, press my

Patreon, buy my merch. I got a

real job now, I don't need to do all that

rubbish.

Why'd I bring my mum to work? I don't

know, it just feels less scary

if she comes along.

I feel like if something goes wrong, it's

not as bad if she's there.

I wonder how much money it's gonna make.

Hoping it's gonna make 20, 15 or 20.

That'd be nice. I was gonna

make one today, but I couldn't be

bothered. That's why I had the necklace

thing on. Pushkin keeps

coming in my room. And then he sits behind

me recently. It's really weird.

I think he loves me now.

Yeah, I got bad news for that guy who

keeps complaining about the slurping

sounds. You're not gonna like what's

coming.

Imagine eating noodles without slurping.

How are you gonna eat them then?

Like,

I guess it's possible.

It's just not as fun. It's like trying to

have sex without making any noises.

Imagine having— I'm gonna get demonetized

again. Imagine doing it and then it's just

complete silence. That'd be so weird.

It'd be like you're not enjoying it.

Oh my God, post-work pot noodle.

If you don't slurp it, it burns your

I scared Pushkin away.

The dredgy bits at the end, that's the

best bit when you've eaten all the noodles

and there's just the tiny noodles floating

around and you get the soup.

I'm so glad I cancelled my block tonight.

Not looking— I was not looking forward to

going out again. I'm already kind of

tired. I don't know, I feel really sleepy

and tired recently. Might have a day off

It was funny cuz I was delivering around

this little neighborhood and there were

all these other delivery drivers. There

was an Amazon Prime van, Royal Mail van,

a Tesco little truck thing,

and a Parcel Force. And we— I kept going

past them. It's funny, all of us delivery

drivers getting the stuff to these lazy

people who can't be bothered to go out

Can someone tell me the bad news? No. I'm

going to save it until the end of the

stream. You're going to have to watch the

whole thing and wait so

I get maximum ads. Yeah,

Tesco has a delivery mini truck

thing, and Waitrose, Morrison's.

Oh, thanks,

Stentate. Daniel, do you like

Korean buldak ramen? Is it spicy?

Nearly all the Korean ramen is spicy. I

don't like spicy. No, I don't like Asian

pot noodles. Japanese cup noodles are bad.

Korean cup noodles also bad, and they're

spicy, so double bad.

I don't know why all the Asian cup noodles

don't taste good.

Sub 100 viewers. Yeah, the channel has

died even more recently. I'm only getting

like 2-3K views on my live streams. I used

to get about 5K views.

Wait until next year, we'll be down to

like 1K views probably. Give me a break,

man.

Numbers— just don't really know how to

keep things fresh anymore without having

to keep going to new countries, which I'm

not going to do.

So pointless. Oh yeah, I'll just spend

£10,000 to go live in a new country for a

few months so I can get my viewership back

up to like 8K views.

It's not worth it.

Sunny should be coming the week after

Christmas. She said she would come now,

but she needs to look after her mum.

It's funny how one moment it's

like the whole thing's ending and she

hates me, and then next moment it's all

good again. We're planning trips,

planning stuff to do when she comes, and

My mum wants to come on the ski trip too.

What do you think, good or bad idea?

It would be good to keep if she helps with

the, with the costs. It'll help to keep

the trip less expensive,

but it could be fun if 3 of us go.

And my mum would like it because she wants

to go traveling.

Have to discuss it later.

Because if we don't go next February or

March, the ski season will be over until

next year.

We're thinking of going to the French

Alps. To go skiing and book a ski chalet

for a week, but Sunny said she

doesn't know if she can afford it in time

for February, so she said, what if we did

it 2026? So if my mum comes,

then we could do it now or February

without postponing it.

Have I seen long hair Nobita? How long

is it? I think I have, and he

looks really bad. That guy does not look

good. He needs to keep his hair short.

He needs to wash his face too because he

always looks really greasy. He needs to

get that mole removed as well. It's not

expensive. Chihiro said she got moles

removed and it cost like $50. It would

make him look so much better if he got the

mole removed.

Why so many Japanese idols are mentally

ill. He's still going.

Oh, he got some views. Behind Japan's

rising sex tourism,

200K. It's all the same, the Japanese

women this, Japanese porn industry that.

His content's so boring.

That Sora the Troll, he's still going too.

He found a new way to get views by titling

stuff, this Japanese YouTuber is

actually insane. He got 400k views on

something. That guy just never stops.

When you think his channel's dead and you

think, oh, just give up already, he's

still at it.

I've given up, I just got a real job, I

can't be bothered.

Do I have moles? I got

a red one on, on my collarbone It's

red, not black. It's weird,

but I'd rather have freckles and pimples

than like a big black mole on my nose,

because I probably won't be bothered to go

and get it surgically removed either.

It's a lot of hassle.

Why does Nobita promote Chris Broad?

Because he thinks if he can get Chris's

viewers, clickbait Chris's viewers,

and get them to like him by being positive

about Chris, then he can steal, steal his

viewers.

What's that burning smell?

I hope my mum didn't forget she put her

pie in the oven.

Better message her.

Is it your pie? I bet she forgot she put

her pie in the oven. I can smell

something burning.

Do you think Nobita has cereal with the

women he interviews? Yeah, sometimes I

wondered, because if you interview a woman

who makes money by having cereal,

wouldn't he just be like, I got some

money, so after we do the interview, why

don't we— I'll give you some extra money?

First he interviews them, and then he

caboodles them in the hole.

That'll be super sneaky.

She said she took it out of the oven.

It's weird, I can smell it from here. I'm

still hungry. I'm I want a chocolate bar.

Well, I want to get chocolate. I'm not

satisfied with this pot noodle. 500

calories.

Okay, how many steps? I did 2,800 steps

today. I burned 90 calories and

I had a 500-calorie pot noodle. How am I

not getting fat?

I think driving makes you hungry even

though it's not like a calorie-burning

activity.

Driving is mentally stressful,

which makes you tired, makes you want to

eat, but it's not physically stressful.

'Cause you're just sitting in a chair

pressing a pedal.

Quite like these Picnic,

got nuts in it.

Don't I like driving? I mean, sometimes I

like it. When you've got a nice open road,

it's relaxing, the road's smooth, put some

music on. But then it's annoying when you

get stuck in a jam or you're stuck in

town.

There was a massive traffic jam. There was

a 3-lane road going towards a roundabout.

I needed to be in the far left lane to go

left. The far left lane was completely

packed, middle and right lanes were empty.

So I basically just stopped in the middle

lane hoping someone would let me in,

hoping that no one behind me would horn at

me. They could go around me, but in that

situation, what am I supposed to do?

I need to get in the left lane.

If I keep going down the road, I won't be

able to get in the left lane anymore.

It's really annoying.

You kind of have to be a little bit

aggressive and just hope someone will let

you in.

Do I still make money from Patreon? I make

about $5 a month. I think someone forgot

that they're still subscribed to it.

Maybe they died and they're still being

charged. I don't know. I think there's

2 people still subbed to my Patreon.

The good thing if the whole world ended

and everyone died would be no one can

unsub from me anymore.

No one can turn off the payment

subscription and they can't unsub because

everyone will be dead,

and then I can just go around everyone's

houses. And then go on their phones and

press subscribe to Daniel.

I'll go around all of the ghost towns and

I'll just subscribe to myself on

everyone's dead phones.

Then I'll be the biggest YouTuber.

The problem is if I post a video, it'll

get zero views because everyone's dead,

so that's not good.

My next video, why I wish everyone

died. Not really,

just kidding.

Damn, that chocolate bar was good. Okay,

check stock market.

Oh, ASML doing good. Bitcoin really good.

Oh, gold not good,

down 2%.

Barrick Gold unsuccessful

in arriving at final resolution with Mali

government. Threatens to suspend Mali

operations. That's no good.

They still haven't resolved the issue.

God, I've lost like £1,000 in my portfolio

because of this. This stupid Mali

government cost me £1,000.

Not good. I really should have sold it a

month ago. I didn't know this was gonna

happen. It's just bad news

after bad news. First Trump wins, makes

gold stocks go down, and then the Mali

government wants more money and

they locked up a bunch of Barrick Gold

executive members. I think they also

issued an arrest warrant for the CEO for

not paying enough tax. Even though they've

paid what they agreed to pay, it's just

stupid Mali government wants more because

they're greedy.

So my entire 25% gains on my gold stock

all wiped out. I'm now down 1%. I can't

believe it can go up so much and then just

all the gains completely gone.

It's insane.

If I sell now, then it would have

basically meant that holding it for the

past 2 years was a complete waste of time.

Yeah, now's not the time to be selling

gold, it's the time to be buying it. Now

the market's like really crazy with all

the meme stuff and the Bitcoin stuff.

It's not a good time for gold.

Gold's good for when it's a bear market,

which is not now.

Now would be the time to add more, I

guess. But I don't have any money to add

What's a streetwalker? Oh, working lady.

Um, no, I don't even know where they would

be.

Maybe town centers at night around

a shady alleyway.

It's weird, I don't know. In Asia,

they're all over the place, especially in

Japan. Not even— you don't even have to go

to Tobitsu Shinchi. Even in like a

normal city area, they would have— they

would have a nightlife bit With like a red

light district. Usually if you see the

infomen free information sign, you know

you're in the right area where they can

send you. And then there's streets where

the women are just standing around

offering massages. Massagee.

You can't walk anywhere in Japan without

accidentally walking into a red light

Never seen that in the UK, and I've

been all over the place doing deliveries.

It's funny because on those videos where

the guy's walking around and the women are

saying massage, And then the comments,

the people in the comments think those are

Japanese women. They're not Japanese

women. The way they're saying masaji

doesn't sound Japanese at all. They're

like, masaji? That doesn't sound like a

Japanese woman. Sounds like a Filipino or

Thai woman or Vietnamese, maybe.

It is weird because in the Nightlife

areas, when you're walking down the

streets alone, you'll get approached by

men and they'll be like, "Oh, do you want

to touch oppo? Do you want to BJ?" What

from you? No thanks.

I remember walking home drunk from the

bars and these guys kept coming up to me

asking if I want to like asobu.

With girls.

What, so you want me to pay like ¥20,000

so I can get some stupid drink and talk to

girls who are just gonna fake giggle at

everything I say and then ask for like

¥30,000 to see a nipple? No thanks.

No thank you. I've never

been in one of those girls' bars before.

I wonder what happens. I remember one of

them, they said you can get a,

a fella, which is short for fellatio.

Fellatio just

seems like a waste of money.

Didn't Blood Bucket take you to one? Does

that count? Is it a girls' bar?

I guess it kind of is. I went to a

vampire-themed girls' bar,

but it wasn't sexual. I'm talking about

the sexual-themed ones, like a snack bar.

Where you get naughty things done. The one

she took me to was—it seemed quite

innocent.

We had a special black mold cheese

with smoked sausage. Little do they

know, women pay Daniel for cereal.

I wish.

It was strange. I wouldn't go to one

again.

It was really expensive. I think Blood

Bucket paid about over ¥10,000

just for a couple of drinks and some small

snacks, and then we bought drinks for the

girls, and then they came over and talked

with us, which was weird. Because if you

don't buy them anything, they just kind of

ignore you and they look on their phones.

But then when they came over and talked to

us, it was just like, how did you guys

meet? Oh, sugoi! Everything's sugoi.

Everything you say is just sugoi.

I'd rather go to a real bar and meet

people, like real people.

Wait, where's my internet?

I had more fun going to the real bars and

going bar hopping. Damn, look at Tesla,

$455. I can't believe I sold

it at $270.

It does make me feel better that the other

gold mining stocks are down too, like

Newmont.

Yeah, Rio is down too. It's not just my

one.

Damn, Bitcoin's $106,000.

It's gonna get to $110,000 soon.

Check my calendar.

So I've got no work tomorrow. I've got

Wednesday 1 PM, Thursday 5 PM, which I'm

tempted to cancel actually. I got a

Saturday 5 PM too. I really don't want to

do the 5 PMs anymore. They never send you

to a good place when it's 5 PM. It's

always a horrible place like flats and

town area. I don't want to do it anymore.

I just want the nice places. I want to do

15, 20 deliveries. I don't want to do 40.

40's a nightmare. It's horrible.

Town centres are horrible to deliver in.

You can't park anywhere.

I'm so sick and tired of doing this job.

Still got 2 weeks left in December.

Really, sometimes I love it because it's

so easy and it only takes an hour, and

then sometimes I hate it.

It's number one, it's so boring. You just

grab the parcel, scan it, put it at the

door, take a picture. But to do all that,

there's so many things you gotta do.

You've got to go through like five steps

on the app. You got press,

you got press start travel, and then you

drive there, and you press I've arrived.

Continue with one parcel. Scan it. Take

the picture. Continue. And then you got

agree to something. It says I have agreed

to whatever it says. I'm not even reading

it. And then.

You gotta like select from the menu how—

where you've left it. By the door, back

door, by the shed. You press that and then

you take the picture and then you swipe to

finish it. It's like 6 or 7 button press—

presses— presses on the app. It's so

annoying just standing there pressing.

Come on, is my phone slow or what? Why is

it taking so long?

And then I keep accidentally going to the

wrong house. It's like 10,

12, 14, and the other side is 11, 13, 15.

Have you been tested for autism? Oh,

thanks. No, I have not.

Well, sometimes the houses are numbered

really weirdly and I can't find the door

number and I go all— I go round and round

around the building complex trying to find

it. This is a really annoying apartment

complex. The numbers just

go 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8,

9, and then upstairs I

couldn't find number 20. It wasn't

up there, it ended at 19. So I thought it

was on the other side, so I looked there

and it starts at 21, and I'm like,

where's number 20? How could it

end at 19 and start at 21?

So frustrating. Why can't they just number

the doors in numerical order

instead of even and odd?

Have I seen Game Awards? Yeah, I watched

it. I can't believe I watched the whole

thing, 3 hours, and it went by really

quickly. The Witcher 4 There was no

gameplay, it was just a stupid cutscene.

I don't care about cutscene. I want to

know if the game's good. I don't care if

the cutscene's good. I'm not here to watch

a movie, I'm here to play a game. I hate

these cutscenes. I always skip the

cutscenes in games, they're a waste of

time. It's easy to make a cutscene look

good. Oh, is that Amazon?

I have newfound respect for the Amazon van

drivers. I feel depressed after doing

20 deliveries. Imagine doing 200. I would

cry. Imagine starting your day, okay,

only another 231 left. It's not

worth it.

I wonder how much they make. $200 a day,

I would still not want to do it. I'd

rather just be broke.

Yeah, the cutscene was boring. I don't get

it. Why do they always have to sacrifice a

woman to keep the monsters away?

And then Ciri's there, she's all grown up,

blah blah blah, whatever. Where's Geralt?

I want to play as Geralt. I want to be a

Boring. I like Witcher

3. I played it quite a lot.

Imagine driving that massive van. It must

be so tricky to maneuver.

Are all— are my cousins all in Malaysia?

Yeah, my Malaysian cousins are. My English

cousins are in England. I've got a couple

Malaysian cousins in Vietnam or someplace.

I got one Malaysian cousin in Australia.

He's a chartered accountant. He thinks

he's so good because he lives in

Australia. Making those big money

bills, being an accountant.

Sounds boring. I remember he

punched me in the stomach when we were

kids. Never forget that. He winded

me. I think I was about 10 and I was

annoying him, and then he just punched me

in the stomach. Never forget.

He had a friend who died in the plane

crash. You know, the Malaysian plane

crashes? One got shot down over Ukraine.

That was 2014, wasn't it? The other one

disappeared in the ocean. He had a friend,

or he knew someone who was in the plane

crash. So that's interesting

that I know someone who knows someone.

But they don't talk to me. Didn't even

come up to me and say hi. They're all like

best buddies with my sister, but they

don't even say hi to me. So rude.

Who do they think they are?

It's so embarrassing when you have a

family get-together and you're just

sitting there like a loner, not talking to

anyone. We went to Malaysia 2 years ago.

We had this big family get-together,

probably 60+ people. My mum's

brothers and sisters, 6 of them, and then

all of their children and all of their

children's children. There were little

10-year-old kids running around, I don't

even know who they are. And then all my

cousins, and not even a single person came

over and said, hi Daniel.

And there was no internet, so I couldn't

even pretend to be on my phone. I

literally just sat there staring.

At first I was folding this piece of

tissue paper into triangles until I

couldn't fold it anymore because it was so

small. There were like these big round

tables and we had food, and I was trying

to eat the food really slowly because I

knew that once I've done finished eating

the food, I wouldn't have anything to do.

So I was like eating the food really

slowly. I eventually finished the food and

everyone was just talking and chatting,

going around, and going,

moving around the room, saying hi to other

people. And I just sat there. My sister

was to my right and to my left, I don't

even know who he was, like some cousin or

something. And then to my sister's right

was her at the time boyfriend, now

husband. And he was chatting to everyone.

And I was thinking, why is no one chatting

to me? Fucking idiots. Fuck them all.

I just sat there folding this tissue paper

into little triangles, and then it got too

small to fold anymore, so I just gave up.

And then I just sat there. I was like a

frozen statue. I just sat there like this.

I'm not even gonna try. I'm not even gonna

bother pretending to be normal. I'm just

gonna go into AFK mode. I'm not even here

anymore. I'm just like staring

at this one point on the table,

wishing that it was over. I think I sat

there for about an hour like that until we

finally left. It was horrible. Never

again. Never, never again am

I going to Malaysia.

Probably the worst experience I've ever

had recently. It was

horrible. I felt like such a weirdo.

Oh my God.

One— I think one uncle came up behind me

and Squeezed my shoulders, said, hello,

Daniel.

That was it, really.

God, I hate massive families. What is the

point? When there's just 4 or 5 people,

it's nice, it's cozy. You're not all

yelling over each other. When there's like

60 people, what even is the point anymore?

I don't know you. I don't care if we're

blood-related.

Why do you shove things into yourself?

For money. Why else? I don't do it now.

And the wedding was really stressful too.

I just sat at the table every dinner time

I think we had 5, or was it 4, from

Malaysia came for my sister's wedding.

They stayed with us for a month, and one

of them was my cousin. And then they would

all make food, so I have to go down for

dinner and eat at the table, which I hate

doing. Usually I eat on the sofa watching

the news, but I thought that'd be kind of

rude, so I had to sit at the table eating

the food, and it was mostly just my mum

talking. And I would just sit there in

silence eating my food as quickly

as I could so I could leave. It was so

awkward. I hated it.

Yeah, I'm glad I don't have loads of

brothers and sisters.

I'm really glad I've only got one sister.

God, it'd be horrible.

Imagine having 5 brothers and sisters.

How's work? Today was pretty good. I had a

nice easy shift around Borton-on-Chelsea.

Yesterday was easy too, only had 10

deliveries, but then the evening was

rubbish. 40 deliveries around Maidstone.

One of them was in the town centre, so I

had— I couldn't drive into the town

centre, so I had to park around the corner

and then run into the town centre, chuck

the parcel at the doorstep, and then run

back to the car before I got busted.

Luckily, the town center was dead at that

time. It's kind of crazy. 7 PM on a Sunday

night and the town center is dead.

In Japan, that just wouldn't happen. In

Japan, town center would be buzzing with

life. There'd be shops open, ramen shops,

drunk people coming out of karaoke, girls

handing out tissue papers, salarymen

getting the train.

Things just don't close and stop and die

in Japan. It would have to be like 1 AM in

the morning. In the UK, after 6 PM, the

town just dies. Everything shuts. Most

shops are closed by 5 PM. It's weird.

And then when there is life, it's mostly

just stupid drunk people yelling.

And loads of police standing around.

It's very sad, the nightlife in this

country. But people have nice houses

mostly, so they probably just want to go

home and relax at home with their family.

Japan's not like that. Japan, everyone,

even if they make good money, they don't

have a good house. They probably have like

a tiny little shoebox apartment.

That's only for sleeping and bathing and

washing. And then they spend most of their

lives outside. After work, they go meet

friends for drinking and eating, and then

they come home middle of the night and

they just go straight to bed. They wake up

early morning, go to work again. They

don't really have this lifestyle where,

yeah, I can't wait to get home and relax

with my family and put the telly on.

It's cuz they don't know what it's like to

have a nice house. All they know is

shoebox apartment living.

Chihiro was like that. She used to say

before we got married, she would never

come home after work. She would just go

out with friends, go get food, go to a

cafe, karaoke, go to a bar.

That's what life in Japan's like.

Sham married blood bucket. I wonder

if they would have suspected us if we

tried that. Seems kind

of suspicious. 22-year age gap,

isn't it? Isn't she like 20? Years older

I'm looking forward to playing some Path

of Exile tonight. I got my mercenary to

level 42. I got this really cool build,

it's so good. I can shoot out 3 grenades

at the same time. So I

chuck out 3 oil grenades, oil oil up the

place, all the enemies walk into the oil,

and then I chuck out like 6 or 9 grenades,

and then I detonate them all with my

explosive shot. Everything just explodes

in fire, it's so cool. It's like non-stop

grenade explosion.

Best build I've made so far.

Usually you only shoot out one grenade,

but I have this special I have a special

ability and I have a special crossbow that

lets me shoot an additional 1+. I wonder

if I can get another one so I can shoot 4

out at the same time.

Yeah, I've lived in Japan a lot of times

with lots of different women, and every

time it is the same lifestyle. They All

live in tiny apartment. It's always a

one room, like a little one. I've never

seen— Blood Bucket was the only time I've

ever seen a Japanese person live in like a

proper house. All the exes I had would

live in a little tiny apartment, go to

work all day, come home. Such a sad life.

Just seems meaningless.

That's why I always get fed up living in

Japan. I miss my big house, and I miss

having a garden. I miss the countryside.

I miss the nature, sound of the birds

chirping. Japan doesn't have any birds.

All they have is stupid crows going,

making this stupid sound. I hate crows.

They're ugly, they're not cute, they make

this irritating sound, and they, they

trash the place by ripping up the garbage

and dragging all the stuff out all over

the roads. And there'll be flocks of crows

just sitting around. I hate crows.

Here in the UK, you got a whole cacophony

orchestra of bird chirps, like little

robins and blackbirds and

the cuckoos, and it sounds nice.

In Japan, it's just like all the time.

I think they should just shoot them all.

Just shoot all the crows down. And bring

in nice birds like robins, blue jays,

blue tits.

Yeah, I think we have the best nature in

the UK. I've been to a lot of countries.

The nature in Asia and the wildlife is

never cute. It's either creepy and weird

or it's just ugly, like packs of

flea-bitten ugly, raby-looking packs of

dogs, ugly-looking skinny cats that look

like they're about to die, massive monitor

lizards roaming around, or these like

really skinny, bony-looking cows.

In the UK, we've got fluffy bunny rabbits,

cute hedgehogs, badgers, although most of

them I see are squished on the road, and

little cute red foxes. Oh, the foxes look

kind of ugly here, like they're like

skinny Weird-looking dogs. But we got

rabbits. Rabbits are cute. And squirrels.

Got lots of squirrels.

Japanese people can never pronounce that

word. They're like, skrullululu.

Try get a Japanese person to try say

squirrel. It's so funny.

Skrullulu. Skrullulu. Skulle du?

Yeah, you know I was in Shikoku this year

in Japan. I didn't like it there either.

I thought maybe Japan life is different

when you're living in the countryside, so

I tried going to Shikoku. It was just kind

of boring. I don't

All the little towns just look like the

cities but smaller versions of them. Same

7-Eleven, same yakiniku chain restaurants.

All the buildings like white looking,

white and gray prefab block buildings.

There's like no nice traditional brick

buildings. No little quaint stone

walls and churches. Yeah, okay, maybe you

get traditional shrine here and there,

but you don't have a village like a

Japanese village where it's all just

traditional buildings. It's just— it's all

those square apartment blocks, like it was

all made in a factory and shipped there,

like prefab building. It's a square

rectangle 7-Eleven. Buildings are so

boring to look at compared to the UK with

nice medieval British

architecture.

Japan's just visually not interesting.

It's like living in Minecraft.

I don't know, the buildings just feel

fake. It's like a video game building,

doesn't look like it's real.

I didn't like it.

The Path of Exile videos aren't getting

views anymore. Is the game dead already?

It can't be.

If you could bring one thing from Japan to

the UK, what would it be? Yakiniku. I was

saying this last stream, wasn't I? I was

saying I can't believe English people

don't like yakiniku. How come it never

caught on here? I love the yakiniku.

It's fun. All the meat comes out, you get

the tongs, put it on the grill, watch it

sizzle. It's part of the experience.

Drink some beer whilst you're waiting for

I don't understand why yakiniku is not

widespread.

But sushi and ramen is. Sushi is

everywhere in the UK. Even if you go to

Tesco's, you see a little box of sushi.

There's sushi restaurants everywhere too.

But yakiniku didn't catch on.

Yakiniku blows sushi out the water.

PoE 2 is doing well, but you're not a

known content creator. Yeah, but I

shouldn't have to be. If the game is

trending, I will get views like

I did with Diablo and Helldivers,

but the game is not trending as much as it

was now, so I'm barely getting any unless

people just don't care about Mercenary.

Maybe I'll go back to my Warrior.

Insane Warrior DPS build.

It's easy to recreate. Yakiniku,

I don't know, you need the cuts of meat

that is not very common in the UK. We

don't really have thin slices of beef and

pork. We have steaks, pork chops,

tenderloins, like a loin.

Like a big chunk of meat for roasting.

We've got lots of roasting meats, but the

only thin slicey meat we have is like ham

and bacon. The meat is kind of like bacon,

I guess, but not cured. It's just thin

with a bit of fat on it.

Try, try slicing a steak into thin slices.

How would you do that? It would just flop

and squish.

You look like you'd be good at turn-based

JRPGs. I hate those. If there's one type

of game I hate, stuff like Final Fantasy.

It's so boring.

You press attack, it attacks, and then

it's the enemy's turn, and now it's your

turn. Oh, I've got to heal up so I can't

attack this turn. Now it's their turn.

The only time I liked turn-based combat

was Darkest Dungeon because that was fun.

I hate Final Fantasy, it's so rubbish.

And then the remake, they tried to make it

into an action game and it was rubbish.

They're not good at action games.

The combat didn't feel satisfying like

Elden Ring. I'd rather just play Elden

Ring.

Yeah, I'm not really into Final Fantasy.

I did play it when I was a kid. I played

Final Fantasy 8 and 9. I got quite far

into 9, but then my save file got

corrupted. I had to start from the

beginning, so I gave up.

I did quite like the vibe and the art

style of Final Fantasy 9. And I kind of

had a crush on the girl. I thought she was

cute. I had these dreams where she

was in my garden and we were naked. But I

never understood why the main character

had a tail like a monkey. It was weird.

Does it come out of his bum or what?

I like the little Vivi mage character.

But I can't get into them now.

Yeah, so to do yakiniku, you would need

the charcoal fire, and then

you also need the right cuts of meat,

like kalbi. What's the

other one? Harami, beef skirt.

Sunny always liked going to Gyukaku. They

had this sweet potato dish with,

I think, butter in a tin foil

tray. You put it on the grill and it melts

the butter, and then the sweet potato gets

fried, and then you get honey with it as

well. It was really good. I actually think

it tasted better than the meat.

And then the side dishes like the kimchi

and the lettuce. I love the lettuce, and

you wrap the meat in the lettuce, put the

kimchi in there too.

We're talking about going to yakiniku in

London. I might vlog it.

No, Sunny's not in Japan. Sunny left

Japan for good. She said she didn't like

being an English teacher anymore.

So I'm trying to find a good yakiniku

place in London. I think I've found a

couple. They also seem to sell tongue,

which Sunny likes. She really likes beef

tongue.

Hopefully it's okay and close to the real

It's going to be expensive though.

Probably be like £100+ if

you get drinks too and the beer route.

Probably get a hotel as well. Could be a

couple hundred pounds,

but it'll be nice, like a New Year special

occasion. I don't know how to get there.

I'm not driving to London.

Well, my dad used to drive us to Swanley,

and then he would park in the car park,

and then we'd get the train there. Or my

mum could just give us a lift to the train

station here, and we'll get a train. It

takes about an hour. London Victoria.

I'm scared of driving in London because—

not because of the traffic, but because

I'm scared the road is going to be

confusing and then I'm going to

accidentally commit a traffic violation in

front of the place and then I'll get a

£100 fine and more points,

or get caught on a camera entering a bus

lane or something like that. I'm not very

good at on-the-fly snap decision-making

when I'm confused. I usually make the

wrong decision. Usually when you're

driving, everything's normal, nothing is a

surprise, but then it just randomly

happens where something weird happens and

you're like, uh, this is kind of weird,

what do I do? And you've got to make the

correct decision.

Like on the way to the warehouse, there

was this big truck thing sweeping the

road, had spinny sweeper things, and it

was going at 2 miles per hour and everyone

was overtaking it. And it came to my turn

to overtake, but the little concrete

bollard thing was getting kind of close,

so I was also almost missed my window of

opportunity to overtake, but I quickly

overtook. And squeezed in before the

concrete bollard got too close. Otherwise

I'd have to go onto the other side of the

So yeah, sometimes decision-making is

quite tricky, especially when you're

stressed and under pressure, and then the

police get you. So unfair.

You can't just say, oh, it was an

accident. I'm new to this area. They don't

care. They'll just say, that was dangerous

driving, we're gonna give you a fine.

No, I still haven't got the letter about

the fine. It's been 3 weeks now.

I don't know what's happened to it.

I can't believe they read the thing out.

You know when you, you get arrested and

they say, you do not have to say anything

now, but anything you do say may or may

not be used in a court of law. They did

the whole thing and they said, do you wish

to respond to that? I said, uh, no.

Am I, am I being arrested or what? Jesus

Christ. All I did was not indicate and

change lanes. Calm down.

What a stupid reason to pull me over. It

wasn't even dangerous.

But maybe the system is just being

overwhelmed and it's taking a long time to

be processed. Maybe on Christmas Day I'll

get a nice surprise. £100 fine and 3

points on my license.

3. I think the points expire after 4 years

or something. It's pretty harsh.

And if you get 12, your license gets

revoked and then you've got to take the

test again, maybe even an extended test.

Or they might offer me a course, like a

1-day course about being a safe

driver, and then I won't get any points.

I think I'd rather just take the points.

I can't be bothered with a stupid course.

What is a summary-only offense?

Could be waiting 6 months. Yeah,

it'll probably just come when I've

forgotten about it. I don't

really care too much about the money. My

mum said she'd pay it. The thing I care

about are the points, because I worked so

hard to get my driving license. To have it

taken away would be so sad. It won't be

taken away, but 3 points is like 25% of

the way towards having it taken away.

The funny thing is, the next day I did the

very same thing again on a different road

where I dangerously changed lane without

indicating, and I got horned at.

I didn't know it was a lane. I thought it

was all one lane. I didn't realize it

split into 2 lanes, one for left and one

for straight. I was sitting in the lane to

go left when I want to go straight. There

were 2 lights, green for left and red for

straight. So I thought, oh, it's red, I

can't go, and then get horned at behind

because he's going left. So then I quickly

go straight as it's turning green, but

there's already a car in the right lane

who's also going straight who didn't

expect me to suddenly go straight too

because I was in the left lane. So I could

go in trouble for that too. How do I

not— not— how do I not see it? I don't get

it. The markings are not clear enough.

Yeah, maybe the report got sent to the

court and the court read it and they were

like, can't be bothered with this.

But they would make £100, so I think they

would be bothered. They must make so much

money from bad drivers getting fined and

Have I had cereal in the car?

No. That seems really uncomfortable.

My knees started bleeding. Did I talk

about this last time? Last time Sunny was

here, I got blood all over my

mattress from me. It was weird.

It was all from my knees. My knees got all

grazed up. Couldn't believe it.

That has never happened to me.

Usually if there's blood in the sheets,

it's from the girl, not me.

That's funny. I need knee pads.

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