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Testing, testing. Oh, it works nice. Hmm. The day shall be massive. Believe it or not. The financial institution is processing. Your refund will be credited to your visa by August 9th. Oh, my refund got issued. That means it's on the way. Massive day. I get my refund. 1, 2, 3, 400. Hmm. I'm looking at 7,000 pounds end of this month. I think that's um, realistic. Hmm. Where should I go today? I thought maybe go to a car dealership and look at some cars. Where's a big car dealership? Ideally Where my neighbor doesn't work. Not that place. Oh. Hey aj. Are you back in New Zealand? Go to the city. Oh no. I was looking at Plymouth, seeing if it's that hard to drive there. I need to study the roads. There's a lot of bus lanes. A lot of multi-lane roundabouts too. Maybe we switch cars today. Maybe I can sell my car on the spot and get a banger. I know. I feel like maybe I go to a car dealership, but I want to go to like a nice one. Big professional. There's one in Tavistock but the problem is selling an ev a lot of places don't want to deal with an ev.

Oh. They've got car wash as well. How do I do the car wash? And then they got this one here. Car sales limited. Hmm. What about calling to me? Uh, I think you only paid income tax if you sell the car, if you made a profit. So obviously I'm not making a profit, making a massive loss. I wonder if they uh, going into tax stock on Saturday night be very crowded. I don't know if I wanna do that. I, I dunno what to do today. I slept so much. I woke up at nine o'clock. So tired. I woke up at seven. I fell asleep again. Could not get out of bed. Darren's cars, I, I wanna go to that big world of motoring. Dunno if they have that here. I don't think they do. Big motoring world. I don't have that. What's the time now? It's 10:00 AM mm-hmm <affirmative> This place looks pretty good. Wow. Donkey Park. Do you wanna see donkeys? They got a car dealership and a donkey park next to it. How'd you get inside Donkey Sanctuary?

Hmm.

Oh no. What? I don't see the entrance for it. How'd you get in Donkey Park? Where are you supposed to? It looks weird. I know. It looks like a bunch of um, where are you supposed to park the car on the side of the road. Well I just leave my car at the car dealership. I now it's quite far to walk. I'm gonna touch the donkey. It might bite me. Coffee drink bought was expensive and tasted disgusting. Not many animals. No. That sounds boring. Hings them down. Consoles mine. That looks cool. I dunno where to park. Hmm. What about the dam? 30 minutes drive. What? Not really much there. Don't know where to go tin to gel. 48 minutes. There's an abandoned runway David. Ow Airfield David. Ow. Old rifle range. I don't know if you can just go to that runway or not. I know where to go. Oh God. It's such a pain in the backside Adam to figure out where to go.

Hate it.

Tin jail's like my last, last remaining place to go. I want the weather to be damn good if it's gonna go, if I'm gonna go. I asked for the girls' WhatsApp this morning. Fingers crossed. I think I'm banned on Bumble. I'm not getting any matches. All the matches I had disappeared. I think they shadow banned me

Fucking Bumble

Tinder's. Okay. But my free trial and Ty friendly ran out. I don't think I wanna pay a hundred pounds for it. And maybe when I'm in Thailand I'd restart it and the weather's not fine. It's cold, windy and wearing two shirts 'cause it's cold. Ugh. Massive snail on the window. Hmm. Dunno. Tesco Pace up and down the house. 14 hours. It's cold. Uh, is that A BB Stuck in the spider web. Oh it got out

Stupid

B mm-hmm <affirmative> I dunno where to go. But to the planning board, the creamery the what's that car dealer? Oh whoa. 12,000 pounds. 21,000 pounds. Sky Automotive. MW Specialists. Ugh. No thanks. Do not like BMWs Kit Hill. What? This building against us? This whole building is just against us. Really Against us. Massive. All they make is Cornish Pasties. The pasty shop. Oh God. Nothing to do. Road Lake. Wow. Hmm. Dunno. Oh, she sent me a message. She thinks she's gonna gimme her WhatsApp. Oh, she gave it to me. Quick screenshot. I got the WhatsApp. Ah, I got the WhatsApp. Can't stop me now. Tinder man. I got the WhatsApp. I got the WhatsApp. Mm-hmm <affirmative> She seems cool. She um, asked me if I played Assassin's Creed, shadows. Oh. Got a WhatsApp said I'd love to be out in the countryside rather than in Plymouth. What do you do for work? I've got the WhatsApp. Okay, so here's the plan. How old is she? I think she's the 30-year-old. I call her K uh, 30-year-old

Plymouth.

All right. So my job, my job, my name and my age. I've got to remember my um, my secrets job. I'm thinking I go with every job, every, all time. My name Jason, my age, 35. Every is a turnoff. Um, yeah, but it's believable. Why lie about age? Because all my details have to be different to what Tinder has banned me for. So Tinder knows my name, my real age, my address. All that stuff is not usable. Again, all these info points have to be different. Even if only slightly like I can't use my exact birthdate 'cause my exact birth date <laugh>, my exact birthdate is probably gonna be linked to my face. What do you do for work then? Um,

So this is way more fun than just randomly driving out somewhere and walking around. Um, let me think. Strategize, I'm a strategic planner. <laugh>. I am a dating organizer. I, I match up in cells and girls. It's a shame the other four girls haven't replied. Oh, it's Saturday today. I keep thinking she's at work. Okay. Um, every full, I think every, but I'll just say I'm a delivery driver. How about delivery driver? It would be really weird being called Jason. I'd be like, well who are you talking to? It is my middle name, isn't it? So it's not completely a lie.

Mm-hmm <affirmative> uh, what's the WhatsApp? I guess new contact shit. What if I've put my name is Daniel on WhatsApp. Oh shit. Oh, I nearly got fucked. Oh shit. Or I can make another WhatsApp on my other phone. Oh, I nearly got fucked <laugh>. It says my name's Daniel on WhatsApp. I think I make a new WhatsApp on my other phone. That would be bad. Um, this is confusing. Okay, well again, WhatsApp, my S 10 plus. What's new? I got a girl's WhatsApp. She lives nearby. 30 years old. I've got make a new WhatsApp. I mean I could change. No, you see the thing is I've already got Ty girls on my WhatsApp where my name's Daniel. So if I say and change my name, they're gonna be like, why have you change your name? Your name, Jason

Pictures.

Crunch, crunch, crunch picture.

Give this one in. Japan's pretty nice. Yeah, well I don't want to have to lie. That's why if I could, dating a viewer would be nice 'cause they would know everything about me. But unfortunately no fucking viewers want to date me. There's a bunch of fucking idiots. So this is what I've gotta do. I don't know why any of my fucking female viewers don't wanna fucking date me. I'm such a fucking nice guy. Idiots, stupid women. Thousands of viewers. Not a single girl wants to date me. What even the fuck, what do, do you think they can see my WhatsApp con? I can't see other people's WhatsApps contacts. Surely they can't see my contacts. No you can't. Why would they let you see that? What do you mean? How do I have thousands of viewers? I have 114,000 subs on YouTube. I've got 7,000 Instagram followers. I've got 3000 Twitter followers. I've got 1,200 kick followers. What do you mean? How do I have thousands of viewers? What did you think I meant on my stream? Now wake up. Your brain's not working properly. If you had the app open, they saw you only had one or two chats. Well I wouldn't open it in front of them.

Look, a viewer is someone who watches my stuff. Stop being pedantic. You know exactly what I meant. Uh, how do I message someone fucking hate WhatsApp? What I, shit what? I don't understand why Daniel and then Jason. Hmm. I don't know how. But on my new WhatsApp with my new number, it has the Ty girls that I've added on my WhatsApp on my other phone. And I don't really care about those Ty girls to be honest. One of them was that annoying girl that I phoned. Yeah, I'll just say, oh, Jason's my middle name. Um, I got her. That's it. Say when I started using WhatsApp on hers. It says, it'll say I've started using WhatsApp today. What? Oh, that's Tinder. I thought it took my Tinder messages and put it onto WhatsApp. Oh God. I've got my driving instruction on it. Privacy. Hello.

Hey Daniel. What's new with you?

How do I hide on WhatsApp? When I made my WhatsApp account?

If you want to hide when you made your WhatsApp account, you can't directly hide the registration date, but you can control certain privacy settings. Go to settings then. Account and privacy. There you can adjust who sees your last scene profile photo and status updates. Any specific privacy concerns you are looking to address?

I've just made a new WhatsApp account today to talk to this girl. Can she see when I made my account? It looks kind of weird if it says I made it today.

Ah, I see. Well there's no direct way to hide the creation date of your account on WhatsApp, but focusing on engaging in genuine convos will make that detail fade into the background. How are things going with her?

Pretty good. Got her number.

Nailed it. Getting her number is a solid step. Nailed it. Get nailed it. Getting her number

Is a solid

Step. Now what's your plan for keeping,

Why does this sound? It's weird. The sound sounds muffled and then it gets really clear. He's glitching out. Uh, kind of wish I didn't say my name was Jason. Now <laugh>. It's weird. Now I gotta say, hey, it's Jason. So she's waiting for the new Witcher again. Jason, it feels weird when you say your name's not your real name. Who is Michael <laugh>? Because you think in your mind when you say Daniel, you instantly picture yourself or I do.

Uh,

Witcher game. Yeah, it figures. She likes the Witcher. It's all about like weird mythical creatures. Audio's gone really. Testing.

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Audio's not gone

Do that again. I fucking banned you Fucking crank. And how does your audio just randomly go off? Unless you muted it yourself? That has never, I don't understand how this happens to people. They're like, where's the audio? Oh wait, it was me. How like did you unplug your speakers or were you muted? Never happens to me where my audio, when I'm listening to something randomly goes off. Okay. Um,

Uh,

Wait. Witcher New Witcher game. The new Witcher game looks cool. The witchery, the new Witchery. The new Witcher game. A loved the Witcher three. Why does it keep auto changing to the witchery? I love the Witcher three.

I'm in a very high stress situation right now where I need to get this girl to like me. I um, new game. I wait for new. Which game? Love the wait. Um, oh God. My brain just zones out trying to reply to these. I'd love to be out on the countryside rather than in Plymouth. What do you do for work? I could say I was living in Bangkok last two years and I wanted somewhere nice and quiet after all the chaos. Yeah, I was living in Bangkok for a few years previously. So I wanted somewhere quiet and peaceful after all the noise and chaos of Bangkok. Um, so for my job, I wanna say delivery driver for work. I'm a delivery driver. A work in logistics. <laugh> logistics organizer. Oh, I'm a delivery driver. Maybe I should screenshot her profile in case <laugh> in case I get banned and then I forget her details. So she's an artist. You're an artist. What kind of art do you do? Hmm. I say I was living KO used shoes, privacy once, somewhere peaceful after all noise and chaos. So I What did you say? So I wanted somewhere peaceful and quiet work on the delivery driver.

I,

Okay. I sent it. She thinks she's gonna click on my profile. Did people do that on WhatsApp? All it says is my name and my picture and my phone number. Uh, why aren't the other four girls not replying? Fucking

Annoying.

I feel like I definitely know my type that I can get and I know which girls I, I could never get. They gotta be kind of nerdy and a bit alternative I guess. I can't get like a traditional woman. I think they gotta be a bit weird. So if she asked why my account was made today, I could say what the fuck my viewer number. So it'll be a fucking hour. Uh, I could say, um, actually I don't use WhatsApp. I just made it for Tinder. I could just say, oh, I just made it so I could add you.

Uh, yeah, I mean I don't actually use WhatsApp anyway. Goal for her to become a girlfriend. Well, yeah. Um, but I don't wanna blow it. I mean even just having a friend could be cool. Like even if she just, like if things start off and nothing happens but we meet up, hang out and she's nice. That would be better than nothing, wouldn't it? And then maybe she changes her mind, Lisa. Or maybe I make a move and then she says no. Then I'm like, oh well can we still be friends? Or maybe she could gimme some new stories or experiences to talk about.

She lives nearby too. Got a new phone at WhatsApp. Got wiped or Yeah, got got a new phone. Lost my old phone number. How'd you lose your phone number? Like your sim tray magically fell out and then the sim card dropped into the gutter. I did actually lose my sim card. <laugh>. I lost it in my carpet. Remember? To me ages to fish it out. Was that believable? I was, oh, I was switching my sim cards and I dropped it in my rug and I can't find it. So I got a new one. But then she'd be like, didn't. What about all your friends and family?

I, oh, in Thailand we don't use line there. She'd be like, oh, oh you <inaudible>. Oh God. This in full-time job, isn't it? I really hope this app doesn't glitch again like yesterday. Oh, web of lies. Yeah. Well, what am I gonna say? Uh oh. I can't use my old WhatsApp because I blocked everyone on it and deleted it. And then even my new, new WhatsApp was only made a week ago. Or my actual original WhatsApp is on my other phone number. And it had had those dates on it from 2022 and also my driving instructor. Um, but I kind of, so it says Daniel is my name. Can I just change my name? I don't think there's anyone on it that I would really care about. I may, I mean I could have used my original WhatsApp that I made ages ago. I say I lost my number. I had to make a new How'd you lose your number though? Or I got a new number. I mean that had to be extremely paranoid to start questioning little things like that.

Oh, I'll just say I don't usually use WhatsApp. I just made it so I could add you. That sounds pretty cute as well. Yeah, that's fine. I mean I actually don't actually use WhatsApp anyway. Where are we going today? I think today I'm gonna focus on trying to raise this girl. I wanna build a report, share some personal things to create a connection. And then I wanna build up to asking her to meet. Don't want it to be too soon. I'm too desperate to meet quickly. It's kind of weird. Think like I get to know her a bit through texts. I think she's gonna wanna meet in Plymouth though. See I don't think she's come out to the middle of nowhere. I don't even know if she drives. So I might have to go to her. If people live in the city, it might be 'cause they don't drive. And also for work, it's freezing out there. I'm having to wear two shirts. Windy, horrible. Trying to get us a new mummy to look after us. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative> really shit about Bumble. Bumble, Bumble. Do you think they would shadow ban me instead of just banning me if they found me?

The problem with Bumble is they've got this ID verification thing that they push you to do. But if I do that then I'm busted. So maybe it's 'cause I haven't done the ID verification if like, I don't know, put my account on the hidden mode. They're annoying. When I was in Japan last year, Bumble got me the dates and Tinder was just like full of spammers and scammers.

Jason, I say I'm a delivery driver. Oh. Who's you work for? Um, Uber Eats <laugh>. I say uh, post um, Royal Post Office Postman, that sounds you know, postman. That sounds so much cooler than every driver. Every got a bad reputation. What if I say Amazon Flex? What if I just say Amazon? Yeah, but then I don't know. I think I stick to every 'cause if I was doing Amazon it means I have to drive into Plymouth every day to go to the depot. Which I obviously haven't done. Jason, what's my last name? Jason Ford. <laugh>. Jason Ritas. Hmm. Still no reply. Saturday morning. What's she doing? My new woman. Maybe I could join like hiking group. Do you think they do meet up here? I try and meet up. I feel like I gotta connect with people. Like I can't live this complete life of isolation. I think think's gonna drive me crazy. I think I'm gonna go insane. I've gotta try and connect or join some kind of activity. I don't know. I think it's extremely damaging for my mental health to be completely alone and isolated like this. It could knock years off my lifespan. You know they say loneliness is actually uh, worse to your health than smoking or eating bacon or something.

I don't know where to go. I saw some RIF museums. There's that old abandoned airfield. I don't know. I don't really wanna go out to be honest. Cold. It's, it says 18 degrees but it feels maybe my house is just cold.

Let me see.

Yeah, it's definitely way colder in the house. In the sunshine. It's not too bad. I might make some food. What do I have? I might. Hmm. I could have the noodles. It's not much anyway. And then I've got one venison steak and I got some of the lamb still. I might need to go shopping soon. Why am I going shopping so much? What that, I dunno how I get through the food so quickly. I have the venison steak for dinner. Have some pro cracking. It's like, it really looks like a Chinese takeaway doesn't it? Especially in the plastic container. I know. I'm feeling kind of different about my life situation and my home in Devon feeling like, yeah, I like it here. I want to not ditch it or leave it. But also, I'm not saying I won't go to Thailand. I'm just saying don't need to ditch anything. I am thinking abundance mindset. What you think? Maybe I'll get my car fixed up or something. I know thin a bit more positive. Maybe. Dunno why I've only got 60 viewers. The fuck, where the fuck is everyone testing?

<silence>

What's connected? I already gotta start taking more selfies when I go out. I wanna do another 15,000 step track. I wanna do another 15,000 step track where the legs are feeling a lot better now. Bog hill. Yeah. When the weather is better, nice and warm, it's still a bit cold. And also not on the weekend be too busy. She's gonna say, oh, what were you doing in Thailand? I'll say, oh, I was attending language schools. How could I afford language school in Thailand? Or is that a question for me? Or you're saying she might ask me that it was only a thousand pounds. Sorry, she's really cheap. She might say, how did you afford to stay there? Shit. 'cause if I say I was living there, she'll be like, oh, what did, what kind of work did you do there? Now what am I gonna say? Oh fuck.

<laugh>.

Because I can't say I was a delivery driver in Thailand. I I could say lived off savings. What? For two years you would need like 20,000 pounds savings. Uh,

Shit.

Did I say I was there for two years? I could say I was just there for one year. I was just say, oh, it was really cheap. Oh, I lived with family so it was really cheap. I say my uncle lives in Thailand, he lives in Myanmar. But it's basically the same. Oh fuck. It's this whole thing of I have money. I can't tell people how I make my money. So how am I gonna say to them how I afford things? My lunch? Yeah. Well what's your job then? So I can copy it. I'll just say I'll do what you do.

What do,

What do other digital nomads do in Thailand? 'cause I doubt they're doing YouTube or whatever. And a lot of foreigners in Thailand on one year, two year visa. What do they do for money? Because say investing. Who's Adrian G

Mm

Uh, meeting people and making connections was so much easier when you didn't, didn't have anything to hide. Now I live this dark, seedy life that has to be kept a secret because if people knew about it, I don't know who would wanna meet me. But even in my younger years I was always embarrassed saying that I had to go to job center to make money.

I,

I would just say, oh I have some savings. And no one would question it. I'm just saying, yeah, I live off savings in investments. Why not? It's not weird. Imagine working at a job center. I felt sorry for those people. 'cause I think a lot of them actually want to help people find jobs and stuff. But then so many people who go to the job center are like just hopeless. They don't wanna pull their finger out. They're lazy. They come up with all these excuses. They're basically the bottom of society that can't get a job and can't hold a job. And some of them get angry and violent, not wanna work at the job center. I saw sometimes people were shouting, had to be thrown out by the security not pleasant place. You go and sit down, you say, oh I'm here for signing on. They say, oh, take a seat. You get called over Daniel Lord. Hello, my name's Pauline. And then they start scrutinizing your, your journal thing saying, oh, why have you only done three phone calls instead of four? And I was like, uh um. And I thought I only had to do three. Well you're supposed to be doing as many as you can. It's not quite good enough. Oh God.

And then they would send you on these stupid courses like two week course on how to write a cv. No, you got AI to get AI to write a cbie I guess. And they also wanted me to go around the town and handing CVS in in person. I could not be bothered. I just said, oh yeah, yeah, I did it. Whatever. All that for 250 pounds a month, I had to save every single penny. I didn't waste any money. I didn't have data. I didn't have a phone plan. God, I was so cheapskate. Like I wouldn't even buy windows. I bought Linux on my cheap, shitty laptop. I had a buntu. I didn't pay for anything lived at my parents' house. I saved up every single penny so I could go to Japan. And then I hustled on these websites like stock photography, online surveys, setting crap on eBay. I hustled hard. I bought these boxes of pens from Hong Kong and then I sold them for triple the price per pen on eBay. Those are the days I,

Oh god.

Life was tough in my early twenties. Mid twenties. It's funny now I've got money. I don't have any interest in going to Japan anymore. But back in my early twenties, mid twenties,

Oh

Man, I was so desperate to go to make money online. So I just keep going to Japan. And by the time you get what you want, you don't want it for the reason that you initially wanted it for. Life's funny like that.

Mm-hmm

<affirmative>.

Oh,

Oh, oh these weird sounds. The weather uh, says it is partly cloudy. Do you think being diagnosed with autism would allow some leniency in certain situations? But if it did, why don't you just, why answer the questions to make it seem like you have it? How do you prove you got autism? Like anyone could just go in and say, yeah, I find it hard to read social cues. Why not just fake it? How do they prove you've actually got it? If I can prove I'm retarded, maybe I get some benefits. But what if you like pretend you're really stupid. How do they prove it though? It's weird. I, I think really stupid people should be given some kind of benefits or tax cuts. It's not, it's not our fault if we are genetically stupid, it's not fair is it? But then if you had to take an IQ test to prove you're stupid, everyone would fake it. So they get the benefits. Just pretend like choose the wrong answer on purpose. Mm. Maybe it's best to incentivize being smart rather than being dumb. You can't really fake being smart can you? You are either smart or you're not smart. But anyone can fake being dumb.

Oh it's so nice. I can stand up without my legs being in too much pain. I probably do need to do squats regularly. I can't believe just bending over Bobby a few times every few weeks destroys my leg muscles so badly. I should probably start adding squats into my workout routine. She's not replying. The other risk is if I get banned on Tinder, my profile disappears. She'll be like, oh, I can't find your profile. Um, I could say, I could say, oh um, uh, 'cause I'm talking to you don't need it anymore. I'd be like, oh, I put it on. I put it on private 'cause I was meeting you. And then she'd be like, oh that's so sweet. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative> Which I didn't cover my beer. That's so sweet. Do you love me? I love you so much baby.

Hmm.

How'd I get rid of the oil? I chucked it onto the grass.

<laugh>.

The grass has gone all yellow from where I chucked it. I had all rotting bits at the bottom. Yeah, well the grass will absorb it. It's fine. Grass is a natural sponge. That's what plants are for. They detoxify. That's what in, in aquariums you put the plants in to detoxify the nitrates. Uh, basically what plants are for, they take in carbon dioxide and, and um, pollutants and then they recycle it into oxygen. But you see those plants there, you see it's yellow. That's where I dumped it. That's funny. But that little patch of grass seeds I laid there, it's growing pretty well. Now I just sprinkled some grass seed and look at that. Got a little lawn. I might get some garden shearers and trim everything down. I think there's actually a rusted pair of garden shears in the shed. I could sharpen it up. Maybe I can salvage it. They left a bunch of stuff in the shed. Like a little kid's tricycle as well on Then I know when I get a message on WhatsApp maybe Hmm. Blink, turn it off. WhatsApp. Can I have a specific custom sound for it? I think it already has its own sound doesn't it?

That other Ty girl that I added, WhatsApp doesn't reply. Now the 26-year-old that sent me a selfie, I sent her another message. Didn't read it. Why? Give me your WhatsApp and then you don't talk. Read it. No, my feet are cold. Imagine being cold in summer. Weird country since my Nighthawk refund has been issued. Maybe I'll get it Monday. Ah, there's so many cars coming in and out. It's triggering me. Post women's here. See if I got any mail. What was that WhatsApp? Was that my girl? I think that was WhatsApp. No. Can I turn off all notifications apart from WhatsApp and what that was? I look Mr. Miel. Mr. Miel is on the camera. <laugh> look. Is he coming around? Mr. Meme's around the front of the house but he's coming. Oh, there's a post lady. She comes to my house. She comes to my house. I think she pulls something. Post lady coming. Is she not coming? I saw her walk in front of my door. Oh she didn't come. The hell tricked me. She walks past my car up to my door and then didn't do anything. What? Oh Mr. Bel. Hello. You always gets scared when the door closes. Why is she scared of door closing?

You see the post lady?

Mm-hmm <affirmative>

I didn't get any post. Not post. Yeah.

You want food?

It is cold. Where's the venison?

Oh

Water bamboo sheets. A difference in venison. Yeah, it doesn't like it. Maybe it's cold and it kind of looks like cat food. Apex predator can't even eat some burger. What do you mean a cat can't eat raw meat? Are you actually insane? Apex predator can't eat raw meat. A born and bred carnival can't eat raw meat. What are you on? And yeah, obviously it's cooked. Imagine thinking a carnival can't eat raw meat. Imagine thinking a cat can't eat raw meat. Oh my god, that's actually pretty funny. Cat's stomach acid is like three times stronger than human stomach acid and we eat raw meat. Damn. He likes the venison. Cats actually prefer raw meat. I've seen videos where they've put on a cat on the video and they gave him a choice of like raw beef and cooked beef and they go for the raw me every time. I think he said enough. He said enough here he's done. Well if you don't want more, stop sniffing it. Did you like the venison? What's wrong now? Maybe he wants water. I don't think so. Water? Yeah. Maybe you can't see the water. No.

Okay.

Hmm. No WhatsApp.

Oh he's on the paint bag. Yeah.

Make it more comfy. He had his meal and now he has his little nap. What an easy life.

I think maybe they say it's better to cook the meat for cats because it's not fresh meat and it might have bacteria on it. But if it's fresh meat it's fine. But most human meat is not fresh meat. It's being refrigerated or frozen. My cats used to hunt rabbits. They would eat the head and leave the rest of the body and then crows would come and start plucking the organs out. I saw a crow come in, it plucks the heart out of this headless rabbit and then flew off with it. Disgusting. One time I went downstairs and there were bits of rabbit everywhere. There's a rabbit foot there. Rabbit arm here. It was gross was like rabbit massacre. Meow. Maybe he needs some of those. Um, crunchy biscuits with the vitamins and the canine care stuff. Oh not the canine, the oral care stuff. My sister trained pushkin to do a high five. If you say high five he would, he'll do that through your hand and then you give him the tree. Well the venison wasn't raw. I cooked it a few days ago, but maybe it was a bit cold. Your sister has a nice soft voice like you. Yeah, my dad was very soft spoken. We must have gotten it from him. I remember my sister used say even when my dad shouted, it just still sounded like he was talking. Not really shouting but like just talking louder.

You should have seen Victoria's dad. He talks like he was whispering. He was like, well you know my mom said he, she could never understand a word he was saying. Can't go out now. I'll go Mr. Now. Now here I have accounts and money. I've got

3,102

Flies. We've got four 30 in my stocks. We've got 4, 4 2 from Nighthawk coming.

Yeah,

Coming bills, we've got rent coming in five days or three days. What else? I've already paid electricity. It's 148. Maybe internet. What else? That's it really? Maybe some food soon. I don't have this Amazon thing anymore. Oh wait, I do because of the flip. Uh, food's wrong as well. I'm spending like 200 on food now. I think my phone is 40 pounds a month. Uh, I can't speak about it matter unfortunately I'm in big trouble. My lawyer recommended that I do not say anything. And then what my other expenses, I'm also having to pay 17 pounds a month for road tax. Now I chose my road tax as monthly 17 a month. Electric is not 80, it's more like one 50. Now my phone's more like 40

Because

I've got so many sim cards. Hmm. 9 59 6 7 70 1000, 1,200. 1,400. 1,451. Really? Really 50 plus 900 plus 17 plus 31 plus 40 plus 200 plus one 50 plus 51. Damn. My maths was good. I nearly got it right. 1439. Pretty close. Damn. My monthly expenses 1, 4, 5. Oh shit. And that's not even including income tax and council tax and car insurance. Council tax. 1,400 income tax. Now I don't know now 'cause they're making so much on ki but before it was about 800 and then car insurance is like eight 50 altogether it's like um, 250 a month. So it's like plus two 50 a month. Counsel income insurance 1650 a month in uh, expenses. That's quite a lot. And my income tax is gonna be insane if I keep making this much money.

I don't think Tylee offers a pathway to residency but you got five years. Surely you can find a wife in five years. The trick is finding one who's not gonna scam you or pressure you into spending money. Oh God, I'm getting dejavu. I remember matching this girl on Tinder back in 2021 when I was in Manchester and I got her WhatsApp and I was excited to meet her and everything and then she suddenly goes, oh I showed your picture to my friend and she found your YouTube channel or she recognized you from YouTube and I saw you do OnlyFans and I'm not interested in dating someone who does that kind of stuff. No hard feelings. And then she blocks me.

So yeah it is, there's a lot of hurdles. Number one, I've gotta get back on Tinder without getting banned. Number two, I've gotta match someone I like. Number three, I've gotta get them on WhatsApp. Number four, I've got hope that they don't know anyone that knows me and I've gotta hope that they don't get suspicious. Why would I select Thailand over Japan this time? It's warmer. Way cheaper to get a nice place to live in. The main problem with Japan is you can't get a nice place to live in. That's cheap. You you get like a horrible business hotel, little box room for I don't know, 1,500 a month. If you want an apartment it could cost at least 2000 a month unless it's some horrible craphole or you've got guest houses which are horrible. Craphole guest houses are the best financial choice 'cause they're like five, 600 a month but they're not nice place. Shared bathroom, shared kitchen. You do get to meet people though. If you go into the living room, tell them you're a streamer, you can work from home.

Uh, 90% of girls would not wanna meet me if they see my channel. Probably 95% of girls. Number one you got the OnlyFans thing. Most girls don't wanna date a guy who does OnlyFans. Number two, you've got the chlamydia thing. Some girls get scared if they find out you've had an STD and then they get mad that you didn't tell them. Number three, my history of cheating and talking shit about people online. It's really not attractive. As you can see, not a single girl wants to meet me. Apart from AJ and Kbu, I guess out of nearly 2 million people who saw Turkey Tom's video, there's like one or two girls who would wanna meet that's below 1%. I would plan to live in Bangkok and I would date, I've already got four Thai girls lined up. It's really easy to get dates lined up on Thai friendly. So yeah, I'll just get somewhere in Bangkok maybe central and then dates and then stream. It's a really bad idea to tell them about my streaming.

Number one, even if they didn't know anything and they just clicks on the stream to have a listen. The stuff I say in this dreams is just like borderline insane. It would repel anyone who's thinking of dating me. It's really not a good idea to be honest. Unfortunately my dirty secret. Yeah, I mean if we date for a couple months and she finds out later there's a higher chance of her being okay with it. Like Hir and Fast found out later but they were still okay with me. But from the very beginning when there's no emotions and no feelings and they are thinking completely logically, I don't stand a chance maybe like five months in and they find out. Um, they might be able to accept it after they've gotten to know me but not from the beginning. Yeah it sucks. I wanna be honest too. But it shoot myself in the foot. Girls like me, I don't think they dug very deep. I think they watched a couple videos but they didn't really watch a lot. Turkish girl was the same. She said she only watched a couple videos and they seemed like a sweet guy.

Yeah, well it is tough. I've um, made myself look pretty bad online. I've created a reputation of talking shit about people. It's probably my biggest downfall. I keep thinking to myself, okay, I'm gonna keep things respectful. I'm not gonna say this or that. But then you know, one night I get emotional then it all comes out. People don't trust that I can keep things private. Maybe I saw a clip of Justin Mink's. Have you seen that? Justin Mink's Twitch Stream. A crazy drunk Irish girl. She went back to a family home after all this drama and she crashed out and then apparently her sister leaked private info about her to some viewer and then she was really mad. She was crying and screaming like how could you leak my private info to a viewer? And I thought Jesus, even someone as crazy as Justin gets that upset over someone leaking a private info. This is not something people take lightly. It wasn't private info like I don't know pin code, bank number. It was just like personal things personal about her that was said to a viewer. It breaks trust. Look Justin Mink's girl's a mess. She used to be quite pretty. It's a shame

Her accent's horrible though. I would not, that accent is not sexy. I think I could date an Irish girl with that accent. This sounds so manly and butch. I dunno how many viewers she gets. She should stream on kick. Why is she on Twitch? Twitch sucks. Wasn't there some drama with this guy called too mad at any KILL himself? Well that Twitch drama's nuts. They all talk, all start talking shit about each other and then they all fall out and then there's all drama. What was my Twitch name? Oh it's funny 'cause Justin Minks is this really big streamer. She's got a YouTube channel as well. But I've got more views than she does in total. She's only got 37 million views. But it's just her clip channel I guess. Yeah, she fell off pretty badly. Kind of like being angelic, alcohol problems, drama, um, losing friends and isolated, can't collab network with anyone. Anyone hates her getting isolated like that really is like, I remember Ice beside and got banned on Twitch and then he couldn't collab with all his friends anymore and he was isolated on YouTube though. She was live two days ago. Eight K views.

Her starting intro says fuck you, she's lost it. She just, she's crying with a sponge. God what a mess. She had a sponge dabbing her tears. I can't scroll

Do something right. They can't fucking decide. I can't decide as someone that can't decide on my own fucking having decisions being made and then fucking reading some that about me that has kicked <laugh> like it's not worth trying to. His wife has an accent. Accent and chubby cheek. She's

Look is that a sponge? She looks rough.

Oh my god.

Gosh. She looks rough.

Looks like you, your cheeks aren't just like, looks like bit your cheek

Isn't she? 20 something fucking

Cheeks. Fat home dog that's literally calling them fat. I dunno to be honest with you, right? I don't know if I want to be honest or if I want to fucking lie so I don't get in trouble. No, I think the internet lately is fucking stupid. I think the internet is fucking stupid. That's why I fucking left. I think the internet changes like fucking do me first. All of fucking Tito. One minute. It's one way. One minute it's the other way. One minute you do something wrong. One minute you do something right. They can't fucking decide. I can't decide as someone that can't decide on my own fucking having decisions

Being made. Fucking, fucking, fucking. She likes that word. She's 28. Really?

How do the You're really good.

The eye box are crazy.

You're good. Just walk off.

How's she 10 years younger than me? Oh no. Vaping as well.

I haven't seen drinks Day take. I'm fucking stand by it until you get big. No, we're not in a fucking spaceship. Weren't you a hijabi? What's that?

This is rough. Oh my god.

Ted probably should die. Yes. Can I say that?

Oh Jesus. She used to look like that.

Hey

Real talk mix. You come to America looking like that. I'll fuck the shit outta. That's not even a

Damn. She had 6,000 subs. This is at her peak. I guess this must have been four years, years ago. Must've been a few years ago before she fell off.

Oh Lino Adino.

Thank you for looking. Her face was so much slimmer

Up for a tiny bit. Thank Lino. Appreciate that.

What a fall off. She barely streams now I wonder what she does for money. She streams for one hour every few weeks.

Not why is it some people have bad history with it and that's okay. I

Doom. That's what it's like one day you're top of the world famous. Next minute you've been canceled, fallen off and you hate everything. I wonder if she got a job. Look at my Twitch channel. I got 5,800 followers on Twitch last live 2023. I was streaming Huck's legacy wasn't I Clips

And she was like my Korean mother who I had sex with but she mothered me so much. Like she looked after me, she took me shopping, she bought my stuff, she looked after me so well and then I just kind of, I didn't even want her.

I

Think I prefer using my finger.

God Manchester was so depressing.

It seems like a lot of work to do. The dildo.

Remember Venus Angelic.

Oh Venus replies to Daniel.

I

Wait, let me make it bigger.

Okay, thank you for the kind minutes.

Sounds So

9.99 pounds of return. Numbers upside down. It's basically six.

Wait, I wanna make it look better so you can, that's how much

He me

<laugh> much What?

Got some fun clips.

Didn't get my massive dick in and when it was nearly about, I could feel it. It was nearly gonna pop in. I could feel it, feel the suction. As soon as it nearly went in, she freaked out and told me to take it out and she wouldn't try again. She was really scared. My massive dick going inside of her <laugh>.

My Twitch clips are funny. Do you remember the cycling streams on Twitch?

This is where those kids bullied me when I was walking home alone. They said why do Chinese people sound like they're singing when they talk? And then they tried to follow me home so I ended up just standing on the road so they wouldn't know where I live. English kids are such little shit, but these days I don't really see them around anymore. I don't know, it's because back in my day when I was a kid we didn't have stuff like smartphones when I was a kid. If you were bored you went outside and you hung around the neighborhood.

This is electric bicycle to electric car now. At least I talked when I cycled. I don't know why I can't talk when I drive the cycling streams didn't look too bad.

I have to move to a different website, carry on putting stuff up My bum

<laugh>.

Then you go on Twitch. No one's doing anything interesting anyway. They're all just sitting there. The girls are just sitting there in the panties and then the men are just playing games or they're just walking around. I can do that too, but I don't get thousands of viewers got a bit lost.

I'm just casually peddling my bicycle whilst cars are doing 60 miles per hour next to me. <laugh> so funny. Um, oh look there's some Bangkok clip too. Did I stream on Twitch? I was in Bangkok. Are you impressed with my physical ability? Why am I wearing a face mask outside RIP Twitch channel. <laugh> could. Why is the quality going weird now?

Should clip that bit when I'm dancing and put it on

TikTok. Oh I miss my wireless mic. Didn't me and Pierre do a string playing Sea Thieves but no one clipped anything. I was playing a lot of Sea Three Thieves, sea of Thieves on Twitch. Oh look there's Pierre. They're so satisfying doing that. <laugh> Valeri or something. I think we're leaking

A

Lot. Did she not talk? I remember she did talk.

No.

Oh she did talk. Listen, she didn't say much though. Time. Is that it? Like a Bluetooth wireless mic as a foreigner.

Those

Kind of videos. No one clipped anything. Peter s huh? I remember getting 80 viewers on the Twitch stream with Peter and I was really happy. It's the whole video gone. Ah, useless clippers can't even clip anything good. Yeah, I was happier back then 'cause I didn't have any debts. I didn't have any troubles. I people were still watching my YouTube must have been after Manchester Filter. By all time. We played so much to see if the Eves and Suns of the forest. It's so satisfying doing that. I think we're leaking a lot.

Oh no.

Peers. Only words. Oh no <laugh>. I remember talking about a road trip 'cause I passed my driving test while I was doing my lessons. I said we could do a road trip. Oh yeah. Look q and a with British girl. Oh,

Question for p and Daniel. What are your thoughts on Balen? Um, he's a bit weird. You Matt. It's true. Yeah.

Who Bayless doesn't he get lots of views on YouTube now? I remember he kept linking me his channel bragging about his a hundred K view camera video. I forgot what his channel was. Something like Bayless cameras, Bayless Photography. Remember I did the timer for my girlfriend coming home. Smashed rating Girls eyes smashed entirely. Tail list. How many views does he get now? Some of his videos popped off. Oh God. Who fucking loud. What movie is this

Made? Can I see it? Shit, it's light. Yeah, it's light. What's it made of? It's composite like plastic. Pretty neat. You uh, give her a little dance. Why

Do they say composite? Just say it's made outta plastic then

That is great. <laugh>. That is really great. You uh, would me selling it, would you? No, I need it for what

Looks like it's made out of wood.

The present. Do you wanna that Why did you kill that bird? Asshole.

<laugh>. Wow, that's not very nice. Beta productions. Were you making more in your YouTube primer now? No, I never made $6,000 in a month on YouTube. I can't find his channel. There's this channel but that's not him or was it Betis project? Oh, I think I found him. Yeah, there he is. Yeah, he got 150 K views on his camera test and shin's in one of his videos. Yeah, there's Shin

Book, an apartment with,

I'll give beta some money to watch his ad. There's hin

Beginners guy <laugh>.

He looks kind of like a young James Blunt. Maybe

You've chosen a camera.

He sounds really posh. You wanna hear what posh sounds like? That's what it sounds like.

Can you tell me why you chose this particular one?

Why you chose a particular one? Um, I just, I do not sound like that.

Um, that it's kind of tiny. It's tiny and I think it looks nice. <laugh>. I like the design

Even does like the posh tongue clicking thing that posh people do.

Kind professional camera from like the late seventies. So yeah, it's a good choice.

And I think it's like, it wasn't an anime or something. It

Wasn't an, I'll put a picture on the screen. <laugh>. Yeah.

So can I take it out? Yeah, take

It out. He sounds so posh.

And then I put it here,

Here. I was gonna meet her before I met me though. I was gonna go to Sweden to meet her, but then I didn't like

Just pop. I feel like I'm gonna break it.

Don't worry.

I wonder if he tried this moves on her.

Maybe maybe pull this out. Pull this out a bit. This one? Yeah, that'd be great. Um, the camera. Uh, unfortunately the camera sort of broke down on us so, and broke it. Chin broke it, but yes. Uh,

Is she lying?

Taken 24 outta her. 36. Hopefully we'll be able to get the film outta the broken camera. Uh, we'll see. Okay, so I'll I'll walk you through this. Share. Uh, you'll, you'll be doing it. So, okay. Uh, the first step is to see if it's not here.

<laugh>.

It's,

It's, it's like she's gone to a camera class and he's the teacher <laugh>. It's like she's gone to a photography class. He looks young but he sounds like a middle-aged man. <laugh>. Oh God. All these in the comments. Ben Jack. Remember that gay guy? Ben, Ben Jay or something. Oh, is that P'S YouTube channel? What happened to all her content? I guess she took it all down belly bad. Oh, is that Shin's YouTube channel? Oh she did it at all her videos too. Uh oh. Is that um, what's her face? Cartoon Scientist. Promethium. Morpheus. Okay. My OG viewer. Oh look Bread though. Crazy Chinese girl Bready 16 subs. Shame. None of them had. What it takes is betas is channel dead now.

So turn it to the assumed it was a fault with the camera but obviously it was just the end of the roll. Uh, so yeah, that was my mistake. So I've now finished all the processing of the films. Uh, very spooky. Like so I'll go inside and do that quickly. Okay, then we can get the camera. Yeah, so now you can pull that in. Uh, only about half of it. Half of it. Only half of it'll fit. Can I touch this but I playing? Yes, yes, yes. It's alright. Okay. It's not too poisonous.

I wonder what else they did. They just talk about cameras when they met up. This last video only got 800 views. Dead channel fed up

Trying to find the best deals on taxis. You need mini cabin, the UK's best ca the camera.

Yeah, so you can get lucky and get like 150 K views on some random one video. But you can you do that consistently for five years plus. No, but I did so shut the fuck up. Bragging about your fucking views. Child's dead already. Again. 800 views. Last video Noob. I got consistent 60 K views per video for years. These people get one random video pop off and get some big views and they think that big shit

I use most of the time is this me mere seven. And the lens I always use with it is this 65 millimeter.

Who's his new girl? Is that his girlfriend? Oh I find photography so pointless

Portrait. A nice effect which is bad for closeup portrait.

He sounds like a 70-year-old granddad. I used to be really into photography and then I realized it's a waste of time. It doesn't make any money and no one cares about your stupid random street pics of random things. I took my passion for photography and I turned it into videography and then I went from cinematography into just filming my face saying stupid stuff online. And that got me a following somehow.

Oh,

Why isn't my Tinder girl replying to me? Oh, I got a match from Tinder. Oh fucking I ran out of likes. I can't match her back. So it seems though my Tinder's not banner or anything, but on Bumble I don't get anything really weird. It seems though I might be shadow banned. Yeah, I nearly met Shin last year in Tokyo. I didn't meet Shin, but then I got depressed. I couldn't be bothered. I know she started getting hate from my weirdo viewers and then she wanted to Disas disassociate. Remember she had a lot of videos on her own channel, like weird little skits in her house and then she, she took it all down and made a video saying she's quitting and she seemed all scared. She was like, I'm leaving YouTube 'cause I'm disassociating from a certain YouTuber. Yeah, we all know you're talking about me. Her only viewers are my viewers anyway. That's probably why she quit. Stupid weirdo viewers scaring off all my girls. Why can't you guys just be chill? Got fucking people like Vichy do saying people are fat and this and that. What's wrong with you guys? Made me lose so many girls.

I wonder if I go live on Twitch, would I get any viewers? I was getting about 20, 15, 20 viewers in Thailand playing Star Field or something. Yeah, YouTube does get boring. It's fun at first 'cause you're messing about making videos and then it's like you're, you're role playing as a famous YouTuber. You get that feeling of, oh I've got views. Oh I had to shoot a video. It feels fun in the beginning, like it's quirky and then it becomes your job and then you get fed up 'cause people are hating on you. And then it feels like no matter what you do, people bitch and moaning about everything you do and say and then it makes you lose credibility. And then you start losing fans and then your views go down and then you're like trying to do damage control and it's all downhill isn't it? Miss the mal. Wow. <laugh>. <laugh>. He does funny things with his arms web mal. He's like, no, I don't want to go to school. I want to sleep more school time. Wakey. Wakey. I remember my dad doing that. Daniel wake up school time and I was like, no. Eight o'clock in the fucking morning. I just wanna stay in bed, play video games and now I can stay in bed and play video games and I choose not to watch. I do with my sweat.

I wake up at seven o'clock now voluntarily, Raymond. So you don't need to go to the cat cafe or two. I've got my own cat cafe here.

The motive today was focusing on messaging my new girl, but she's not replying. I've got her phone number so that I'm down immune. Now the only risk is she shows my photo to a friend and the friend knows me. That's how I got busted before, back in 2021. I matched this girl. I got her phone number and we arranged to meet up and then last minute she finds out my YouTube channel 'cause her friend recognizes me. So these girls, they tell their friends that they're gonna go on a date with some guy and then the friend's like, Ooh, show me his picture. And then they show the picture and there's a risk that they know me. This is the problem. I'm hoping people don't recognize me as much now. 'cause I'm older and I've aged. My hairstyle is different as well and people still recognizing me. I've gotta like shave my hair off or something. I've shave off my hair and I grow a beard maybe. And the problem is my style hasn't changed at all. My hair's the same. Glasses the same. I'm still recognizable. Oh God. What if they've seen the to Tom video? They'll be like, oh shit. That's the guy from Turkey. Tom's video. He's a psychopath.

He'll talk shit about you on his dream. Yeah. His tail is getting scrunched up. Hmm. The owned of Cheyenne's been posting anything recently. Lost Cat in Toronto. I hate how we have to log into Facebook, Facebook to look at posts. I can't believe she just ditched us like that. And she's just casually posting on stupid cat forums.

Ah,

Fucking she's always on that Toronto Cat committee Facebook page created how one minute she was like the main focus of attention here and now no one cares and she's gone. It's scary isn't it? I mean you can like make such a big fu and splash and make a big song and dance and everyone's got their attention on you for a moment and then you disappear and everyone just forgets about you. I think she's just nuts. Very impulsive. Changes her mind very quickly. And then she lost interest and disappeared. That's basically what happened. I don't know why the fuck my view is so low today. Not even a hundred fucking hell. Three hours in only 76 viewers being gonna make any money Today. If I get a hundred viewers average I make about 15 an hour. 75 hours. Probably like 13 an hour. Uh, Thailand soon. I don't know if I can meet this girl. Maybe I'll stay here. You started very early to not go out. Well I can't now the cat's here unless I leave the door open. You know what I mean? I could leave the door open. I mean the mail

I,

I was gonna go out and it's kind of cold outside as well. I might have to go to Tesco. I was thinking I go out and go to Tesco tomorrow.

Ah,

I've only got, I've only got venison steak last night. Really? I might have some yogurt stream. The natural yogurt.

So thick. Copious amounts

Of syrup. Now I can't sit My beanbag. My beanbag. There's enough room for two of us.

Oh, what's that?

A new girl that has to be WhatsApp. Oh it's WhatsApp. The problem is I wanna read the message without opening it. 'cause then she'll know it's me. I mean she'll know that I've read it.

I

Uh says I imagine Bangkok was mental. Did you like it? Hmm. I can see the message in the notification pull down. And she said what she does for her job, which I won't say don't really know what to says to that. So she says you doesn't have much time for gaming either. How is Bangkok? And then she explained her job. Now how do I move towards? So when do you wanna meet? I don't wanna reply too soon. Otherwise I seem like I've got no life. She didn't say anything about my job. I said I'm a delivery driver. Good. I don't wanna have to go on about my job. Yeah, this one's about 15 miles away. I think she's on the outskirts of Plymouth. Hmm. So I gotta tell her what Bangkok was like. Maybe I add in that I missed the uk. Maybe I could talk about travel. Ask her if she's been before. But if she said I can imagine, then it means she hasn't been. I could still say Have you been before? Yeah, I could say up to anything this weekend. Weekend's halfway over though. I'm not gonna meet today. I'm trying to eat this spoon of yogurt but it keeps dripping off.

Hmm. I wanna know when I should ask for a meetup and it'll probably have to be in Plymouth. Ah, I don't wanna drive to Plymouth. I can't really, I can't really expect a girl to come to the middle of nowhere and walk around Bog Hill or something on the first meeting. She'd be scared. It's gotta be in an open place with a lot of people. I just, I don't, don't wanna drive to Plymouth 'cause I'm scared of driving in the city there's so many lanes and bus lanes and cameras. If you stop in the yellow grid and you get caught on camera, you get fired.

Well

He's falling off the bean bag. Maybe she knows like a cafe or a restaurant. I hate the first meeting. Oh god. The first meeting is the worst. Especially if you go to Starbucks or a cafe and you got strangers sitting right next to you. It's like your awkward date is on display to everyone around you. And also it's noisy. I find it hard to hear what they're saying. It's even harder when you gotta do it in Japanese as well. A hiking date. Because for the girl it might be scary and it could go Littleford Gorge. There's a lot of people there and it's like a touristy attraction. The MOS would not be a good place. It's very isolated. The girl could be scared. Littleford Gorge has a lot of people so that could be good. But you don't really want to go somewhere on the first day like that. You wanna do something just quick and casual to see if you get on like a cafe or on a park. Yeah. The water, the promenade looks quite nice. Gotta be really on high alert driving in Plymouth. So what I'll say is I think the gaming conversation is over. I just let that one die.

I don't really know what to say about her job. I mean she didn't say anything about my job delivery driver Scared to drive into Plymouth <laugh> a train from Ton. Um, maybe. I think the problem is for the same reason that I think Justin Minks looks like a mess and I wouldn't want to get involved with her. It's the same reason girls would have for not wanting to get involved with me if they saw my streams. But maybe Justin Minks is like normal girl off stream but she looks bad and the stuff she says on the stream, I don't know. I don't really get good vibes. That's the downside of using streaming and YouTube as your personal diary without keeping it professional. People like C dog, VA and Chris Broad have an element of personal life to it. But they, they keep it professional. Don't have outbursts and emotional breakdowns on camera. That's the proper way to do it. Really. You end up like a lull cow like Elise on otherwise but, but once you've done it, it's kind of too late to put it back in the bag. And I wish I could have kept my call and I acted more levelheaded. It's too late now isn't it? It's already been done.

Uh,

I think everything started going down a hill when I ranted and got angry about people calling me a leach. When I made that angry video saying stop calling me a leach. That was the turning point. I can't really do anything apart from just try not to do it again and hope enough time passes, let people forget about it. But I literally did it a couple days ago. <laugh> people were saying my hair cut's weird and I got mad. I think being nice is always an act 'cause you don't want any trouble and you want people to look upon you favorably so you act nicely. I think anything that's not an act is just neutral or anger. And then if you're not neutral then you're being nice. I mean there are naturally nice people but I don't think I'm naturally nice. Yeah, I definitely put on an act when I want someone to like me. 'cause I want something out of them. I try and you know I be as nice as I can 'cause they have something I want and I only get the thing I want if I'm nice to them and they like me. If they don't like me, I don't get what I want.

I wasn't mad that people said I'm 50 kg. I was mad people said I'm 40 kg. I've never been mad about being 50 kg. But when people greatly exaggerate how underweight I am, I get mad. <laugh> just twitched. I did not lie about my weight and height. I measured my height on stream. I weighed myself on stream. How'd I lie? I've always said I'm five foot nine and I'm about 50 kg sometimes a bit more, sometimes a bit less. I am not five seven. I'm five nine. See now you're just pissing me off on purpose. I'm gonna ban you in a minute. Then I reply to the girl,

Miss Cat,

How much do I really weigh? 49.

Mm-hmm <affirmative>

Okay, I've got to write up my reply. What am I gonna say? Why is he half on, half off? Okay. Ti things the free time I do have, I'd rather do other things. What other things do you do? I hate it when you ask the question they say, oh I wrote it in my profile. Yeah but can't you expand? I can imagine that Bangkok was kind of mental. Did you like it though? Uh, yeah it was fun. I liked how warm it was and the people are very friendly. Have you been to Thailand before? I dunno if I say anything about her job. No, I'm not showing a picture. I liked how one was and people were very friendly. But I did miss the British countryside after a while. Uh, I dunno what to say about hijab. It's like, um, some kind of art thing. Maybe I, I ignore it. Maybe I'll send her a picture of my cat. So let's pretend it's my cat or say it's the neighbor's cat. It's like saying my house. But actually it's the landlord's house. Oh, shut up the qua still making more money than you mate made $230 yesterday with only a hundred viewers. So how's it over a hundred reviewers gets $15 an hour. I stream 15 hours a day. Do the maths.

Oh sorry. What other things do you like doing? I'm free this weekend. Wink, wink shit. I and free time. I do have, I'd rather do other things like what

God

Send that for. Now I want to introduce the idea of meeting gently. Not to like where are we gonna meet? Do you wanna come to my place? No, I've gotta do it subtly with finesse and grace. If she works Monday to Friday, she probably only have the weekend free unless we meet after her work. Which she might be tired if she lives about 15 miles away. Who's he talking with? Um, a new Tinder girl got her phone number. Maybe I'll take a picture of the cat. He looks pretty funny. If I put a bit of my leg into it, then she can see me. It creates a feeling of um, intimacy. If you can see a bit of yourself. I think that's a good picture. My sexy feet. Maybe that if she says what's his name or should I say Mr. Mi meow out. Mr. Uffington. Uffington Jenkins with my face. No, I think today or tomorrow is too soon to try and meet. Maybe I could say, oh what about next weekend? I'm busy this weekend. Yeah. Busy sitting in my bean bag doing nothing. I'm so busy.

I

His name is Jed. Jed Springfield. He's not even on the beanbag anymore. Massive day out. Yeah, I don't think I'm going out. I was gonna go out and then I got distracted by my girl and then the cat came in and it's cold and not very nice outside. Maybe tomorrow maybe I change title. Massive day in massive day and news. Massive news guys. I'm not going out <laugh>.

Look

At those rain clouds coming in. Well we just got 10 hours until tomorrow.

That does not.

Well I have to go to Tesco tomorrow because I ran out of meat. I've only got that one. Venison steak left. Yeah, definitely going out tomorrow. But where should I go shopping? Kit Hill and then Coton. Tesco. I like Coton. Tesco I don't like launched in Tesco. All the Tescos look the same. What should I buy? I wanna buy like Mexican themed food or maybe Thai food. I only get maybe a taco set and I get minced beef. I've got onions, I've got peppers. What else do I need? Maybe that lettuce and the sauce. I wanna try some different nationality food. Could get some Thai stuff. Pad. T kit. They've got a lot of Mexican stuff like um, tacos. But ritos, why does all the food end in os Doritos Getting bored of steaks and pork chops. Also, I only get self raising flour and baking powder so I can make cupcakes. Indian. Yeah, maybe I get Papa Dom's curry sauce and I get some beef promise when I make the beef it always comes out really chewy. I need to pay. Did my WhatsApp go off? What if I go to church tomorrow Sunday? Churchill, I don't know what to do. I dunno what's going on in this place.

Do my washing. Where's my battery? Have you seen the iPhone 17? It looks weird. I got this weird panel on the back of it that separated from the lens bump. Kind of weird looking. Not even on. I dunno if I want to go out or not. Huge island on screen. What does that mean? Oh look, sit here. He got squeezed off his bean bag. Good boy. The black bar. I dunno what that means. Oh the iPhone. I thought you meant on my stream there's a black bar. So what are you talking about? Half the time

I

Wouldn't be nice if there's some kind of local market where they just sell stuff. Free parking. Like a boot sale. Wouldn't it be cool if I go to like a boot sale and I buy a bunch of junk and then set it on eBay if I wasn't banned? If I can talk about other girls. Yeah I'm banned from selling on eBay. Yeah I think they do a farmer's market in Tavistock but I'm a bit scared of going there. 9th of August. Oh I thought they did it every weekend. It seems like the only reason to go out is to get food or fix your car. MOT stuff Or wash the car. What else is there to do? Get haircut, go to the dentist. Dentistry. I might go to the dentist. It's been a few years. Get hygienic hygienist cleaning. Banned on dating apps. Banned on Airbnb. Banned on eBay for selling. Not banned on any social media apps like YouTube or Twitch. But also I banned on banned on stock photography websites banned on Amazon Flex banned on every band. On what else? Not banned on Uber Eats got banned on stock photography 'cause I stole people's art and then I sold it as my own <laugh>. Yeah, well it was royalty free and it said royalty free vector art. So I downloaded it and then just re-uploaded it on my portfolio selling it.

What's wrong with that? I don't know how they found out. Yeah it was gonna be a massive day and then I couldn't bother. It's already two o'clock. I killed the morning by chatting to my girl. Yes. The main point of going out is to kill the first half of the day to fast track my day to 3:00 PM 'cause from 3:00 PM 4:00 PM the day doesn't last that much longer. It's the whole goal of the game is you get the days done and over quickly. It's a sad life isn't it? Is waiting for the days to be over and then I get my money. I've already made 400 pounds this week since Friday, Friday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Made 400 pounds already. Three days, four pounds, six days, 807 days. 1000 ish. I need rent money otherwise me and Mr me are gonna be homeless. Well what else am I gonna do? I don't have anyone to meet. I don't have anywhere to go. I'm trying to build rapport with this girl so I could meet her. I'm trying to wait until she says something that I could use to pivot the conversation into meeting. That's all that matters.

But it's a very delicate balancing act. I do wanna go out but it's not today 'cause the weather's not life. I thought maybe I go into Plymouth practice driving into it. I could drive there, start the stream there and go to Drake Circus shopping mall, walk around the promenade. It is something I'm interested in doing. And where do I park? I could park at Drake Circus Shopping Center. It's a big Thailand style shopping mall's. Got a big Apple store as well. Just kind of nervous. Maybe Monday. But then it's rush hour isn't it? Maybe like Monday. 10 11 I I go into the city May Monday for that. I think I really, I've gotta overcome this fear of driving into the city. I'll just study Google maps so I know which way I'm going. The worst thing is you're in the wrong lane. You need to get into the right lane. But there's cars in the lane so you can't get into it. And if you just stop the people behind you in your lane are gonna get pissed off. But if you keep going you won't be able to get into the right lane to go to where you want to go to.

You gotta hope someone lets you in that cat really likes being with Daniel. Yeah. See I'm not such a bad guy. The cat's nice to me. I'm nice to the cat. I'm not like all the stupid cat smells like Marmite. Oh look at his stupid ears. People are nice to me. I'm nice back. I don't like the black cat. I like this one more. It's funny how humans and animals can get on so well we don't even speak the same language but we have this universal bond of trust and providing food. You provide them food and you don't scare them. They trust you. Create a strong connection. That's all it is really, isn't it? That's what it's all about.

You.

You make it clear to them that you're not a threat and I can help you. That's how you gain their trust. And for only humans are that easy. I mean they are kind of, you just offer them a favor, offer a hand, not expecting anything back. They'll trust you and they'll offer you things that you can benefit from. The universal language of transactional, give and take. Girls are kind of like cats. You buy them some food, you show them you're not a threat, they start to trust you. They get the feelings and provide them sheltering food and they'll come sit on your beanbag. My bag has many beans. All very tiny. Tiny Do you wanna sit on my beanbag?

Mm-hmm <affirmative>

I don't think I need Viagra. It's con is constantly getting hard. Check my tire friendly. What? She said can you pay when you meet me? She said, do you want to meet me? I said Yes. She said, can you pay when you meet me? How much and what for scammer, scammer or prostitute? I mean if it's like $50 then why not? Can you pay me? Well to go on a date. Oh shit. Can I just ask her? Do you want to come on my live stream? I pay you more. Pretend to be my girlfriend. She might be up for it. Maybe she's willing to have sex on camera. Maybe this is how the guys get those porn actresses. You just ask them, do you do sex on camera? Well if I say would you be willing to be on camera? And she thinks I'm talking about filming a porno. No, the one I'm talking to from Tinder is British. But I'm also talking to a bunch of Thai girls from Thai friendly. No I am not showing pics. If I show pics they could get leaked. I mean they will get leaked and it could link to her social media. She probably has the same pics on her Instagram or whatever. No way am I showing pics. I've only gotten one girl to reply to me from Tinder so far on my five matches. One replied but she didn't say much else afterwards.

I think my Bumbles are already shadow bound 'cause I'm not getting any matches. There's no way a fresh account would get no matches. You would at least get a couple. You haven't tried Hinge yet? Maybe later the ID verification thing. Yeah, it's see an annoying thing isn't it? I could try it but my name's not gonna match. Uh, I shouldn't have showed the pictures that I was posting on it. I could try a Bumble again on the flip seven Bumble. Shit we probably problem with Bumble is, I don't know. I think 'cause they're a smaller company than Tinder, they notice things like this more easily so they act faster. I don't know how my account would get mass reported 'cause I never showed my account. Did I? I mean how would you find the account? I guess if you just search for guys called Jason maybe. And maybe they can like look up Jason's in Devon because I was getting matches and then they disappeared and I'm not getting any, I wonder if I log out and log back in.

I

I am not banned. I can log out and log back in. Hmm. We both try a different website. Getting bad on dating apps is probably my biggest regret. I didn't know they shadowed. I didn't know they'd like permanently ban you from every single website just 'cause of that. I thought you just get banned and you make a new account. I didn't know they're so strict about it. I thought, oh, I'm shadow banned. So I'll just have some fun, get banned and then make a new account. My biggest mistake in life,

Okay,

Yeah, there's websites where you can put stuff like that. They're called porn websites like Porn Hub has communities on it and you can chat to people.

I

Ah, stupid fly. Shut up. Setting up a new dating profile. Let's see if I get banned on this one. Why are there so many fucking flies? What the fuck? I'm surrounded by flies. Okay, I made a new account. Let's see if I get any matches. A massive fly there. Oh god, heat flies. So that's so annoying. A massive day out guys is gonna happen any moment. Trust me. Bing. Back stream. Now these people aren't whining about the wind noise or the disconnecting or the gray screen. All my music. How many viewers did I even have last time I went out in the rain with the gray screen? Probably like 70 viewers. I mean going out doesn't even make my viewership go up anyway.

I,

It does help speed the day up though. You never use a dating app. How'd you get girls? I get girls so easy on dating apps. It's just, I keep getting fucking banned. I probably have five girlfriends now if I didn't get getting banned <affirmative>, maybe I will get on Grindr. Maybe. I don't know. Like why do they just ban you 'cause of a dick pic. Maybe most women aren't really that bothered by it. They should make an app like Grindr. But girls run it too. You know what someone could have done? They could have made a a Tinder account pretending to be me and then posted a dick pic, like their own dick pic saying it's mine and then it gets banned. And now I'm on like Tinder forever banned list even though it wasn't me who did it. 'cause nothing's stopping you from making a profile and using someone else's pictures. I could make, I could make a Tinder profile using meaningless as pictures. And then I put my dick pic saying it's his and then he gets permanently banned from Tinder. Why doesn't he just go on Tinder? Oh no, there's like just nothing else in life to aim for. If it's not for women it's boring. Sure you can make money and you can buy stuff and you can go traveling and it's all well and good and everything

But it's not as exciting as real human connection. And with the processor you don't get real human connection. Check out that Thailand live stream thing again. See if it's raining.

Start

Again. Whoops. Not raining. So many taxis. Nearly all the cars on the road in Bangkok. It just taxis. Oh my god. I need to drop the camera. I with beanbag bros. God the Tinder girl replies takes so long. They gave him some venison steak earlier and then he came for a nap and he goes straight to the kitchen when he comes and Tesco find us for Mr. Mi. A big day he canceled 'cause of him. I can't go out. He is falling. I need to take some new selfies for the other dating apps. It's probably risky to use the same ones

My, my selfies like random pictures of me in my house in the same clothing. <laugh>, I'll take two in the house selfies and then I'll get a screenshot of one of my streams when I'm outside. And then one picture of something random like some food I made. Maybe I grab a screenshot of one of my streams. Promise the quality is usually rubbish And maybe I'll take another one with the cat. Do we have any clips? <laugh>? This one? <laugh>. How about this one? Damn, my rib cage looks weird. How about that? How about that? <laugh>? How about this one Enjoying the countryside a little bit too much. <laugh>. You can see every single one of my ribs. How the fuck am I so skinny? Yeah, my bum does look big. The hell I need to work on my chest muscle. But I did pushups. Am I not doing enough pushups?

How about this?

Maybe I need to start doing more pushups.

Ah,

If I can't get fat I may need some muscle. Cover my rib bones up. How about that? A French wrist and stylish.

Ah,

Quality's too low,

Huh?

What was the day where I looked good?

I

Uh, see this day. What was the firing range? Damnit. I should have taken some selfies. The quality's too low. That's pretty good. <laugh>. No, I can't use any of this. I need to actually pose and take a photo. How about that? That's pretty nice. Uh, maybe that one. Save that. Oh this one has better color. I look old. But then also I look like a school kid with my backpack. It's hard taking a good picture outside. 'cause of the harsh lighting. Hmm. I mean I think it's easy. Just take a new photo and going through all this footage. It's annoying because I can't use my old good photos in Japan. So I've probably used them already. I take some random picture of the cat email. Does he know that I'm taking a picture? No, it's good enough. What I've got. Okay, I've got, I've got two new selfies. How is it over? I made $6,000 last month making more money than I've made. I quite like this one.

Mm-hmm <affirmative>

How about that? I look like a little boy. I don't see how the money will decrease. You know I had made the money by getting the same amount of viewers I have now. It's not like I had 200 viewers a couple weeks ago. My viewerships basically the same. It's always been the same for years. Now if I got six K with this viewership, then I'll get six K again, won't I? So I've had 500 viewers last month. Beach dream was fun. I was so happy on the beach. Nah, I can't use any of this footage. I've gotta take new photos. Nah, I can't. I thought maybe I could use that. It looks like I'm wrapped in a weird towel. My arms look weird. Nah, I can't use any of it. I should have been taking proper selfies at these places. Next time. Next time. Take one at Tesco.

Ugh.

What about that picture of me on the cardboard chair? It's quite funny. I quite like this picture too. I forgot how you screenshot on the flip seven. What? What? Oh uh, maybe that one. Run it through my cloaking software. Maybe I'll go on a fishing trip too. Fishing in golf. What an old man he became. Gotta do something. Don't you got to do something. Will suspenders take me on a fishing trip if I ask him? Marty Now I talked to suspenders before on Instagram but just about wifi stuff. Tika Sam hooked us up. Maybe I stream sniping. Not really. Suspenders will make fun of me. Why? He doesn't seem like the type to make fun of people. He does that whole. Oh yeah. He's a really nice guy. I've got nothing bad to say about so-and-so. He does that whole like um, fake positivity thing. You can tell he doesn't really speak his mind 'cause he's scared or clever. I guess I get myself in too much trouble speaking my mind. Not worth it all lagging. It's really not worth speaking your mind these days. It just gets you in trouble. But I think faster was better looking than Riri. Riri had age on her side. Um, my Tinder girl not replying.

Why doesn't Riri appear on stream anymore? Did I marry a Ty bar girl? No. Oh. Do you think, do you think suspenders cannot talk about Riri for legal reasons thus why he bans everyone and doesn't say anything? Do you think something happened? I seems suspicious from suspenders to suspicious. I saw some weird clip where he was drunk and he was asking for a kiss and she didn't give him one. And then he got mad and he was pointing the camera at his nipple the whole time. <laugh>. He was like, why can't I have a kiss? Yeah but all I want is a kiss baby. And she sounded scared. She was like, I already gave you a kiss. What do you want? Sounds toxic. I don't know why they're together for her. The money I guess makes it worth it. A sad life isn't it? I think in life you should do what you're passionate about. Be with someone you actually love. But people sacrifice that for money. Like I've sacrificed the ability to get a guy at you like, fucking hell's that noise. Talk fucking peace. I've sacrificed my ability to get a nice girl 'cause I've chosen to be a DJ online for money. If it wasn't for money, I wouldn't be doing this. I would just disappear and live a normal life. The fuck would I be doing this for if I already had the money? This is just destroying my life. Destroying my ability to meet nice people. Getting me in trouble for what? Six KA month?

Uh, or because I didn't want to get a job jeopardize and sacrifice everything else to avoid getting a job. Is it really worth it? Sometimes I feel like, why don't I actually just get a job part-time in a shop? It might ground me a little bit. Right now I feel a bit like I'm losing my mind. Ground me in reality. Why does suspenders has have to be married? He's got money. He can just get a 25 year tire elite visa. Why don't just ditch them all and get his own house? Doesn't he also pay money to the uncles and the aunties and the family? I don't understand why he is doing this. He's got the money. He just get his own place. Get his own visa, ditch them all. I don't get it. There must be a reason. Maybe some cost.

I

I am desperate for company. Yeah, but I'm not. I wouldn't wanna have company that's bad company. I'd rather be alone. Okay, I cloak my new pictures Collo running

Look

Sticking his little leg out. Okay, tomorrow Tesco maybe Kit Hill or somewhere. Hmm. Lanston has Marks and Spencer's Food hall, shoe zone. Pets at home. Pound Land. What about Lanston Retail Park? They've got little as well. Maybe I'll go say little instead. They've got pets at home. Pound land, shoe zone. Argos update with the British woman. I got her phone number. She takes ages to reply. They've got a b and m. I could go here and just walk around the shops in Ton and then go little and park in this big parking place. Ton's. And I park in little car park. What else I have in Longton?

I,

Yeah, I could probably do with new shoes. Could go to shoe zone shopping stream tomorrow. Domino's Pizza. Well is that a car dealership? Maybe I'll go there too. Hawkins Motors. Oh, I could look at cars tomorrow. Get myself an Audi. See if they would buy my car. Got another car. Oh no I think I've been here before. No, I went to this northern bit before up here. I think I went, yeah I went to this bit. Vertu Persia. I can go to this bit next time. 'cause you got little. I've lost it now. Where is it? Oh here. It's kind of far. It's over this bit. Oh, not only toilet. I see a plan forming. We've got a lot of car dealerships here. Vehicle repair shop. Hmm

Um

M and s Food hall. What? It's a supermarket. Why are you calling it a food hall? She said free parking. <laugh>. I'm talking to this T girl. She said what country do you come from? I said uk. She said, what country is it? I said England. She said, you are not like a foreigner. I said, why not? She said, are you half breeded? Yes I am <laugh>. Half breeded. <laugh> sounds like a dog. It says three hour max State you got a b and m Iceland pets go pound land shoe zone could go there. What she means is, why are you not white but you're from England? Why are you not farang? So I put I am a farang and she'll go, no you're not. Farang is white. Should I say that I am Farang <laugh>. She's gonna say No you Aren. And then I'll say, actually I'm half white. She said, what are you looking for here? Looking for? I'm looking for girlfriend and you. What do you think I'm looking for? I'm looking say fuck nut my brains out. Little Iceland. And what else she said? I'm looking for a future husband. I want a wife too. But first start

As girlfriend. Okay. And Thai friendly is way more fun than these Tinder stuff. As high women are funny. They're so upfront. Imagine just going to a British girl. I'm looking for wife <laugh>. I think you're nuts.

Hmm.

Hawkins, what kind of cars have they got? I get a room for room car to impress my new girl. 28,000 pounds. Get lost. 24,000 pounds for a Nissan. I get a Tesla for that money. 16,000 pounds for that. It's rubbish. Oh, why They blur out the prices. I wanna see the prices. Stupid. Google. She said do we talk via WhatsApp? Yes I can. Or line. What's your line? Line app? What you think My future wife Five Tigers lined up. She's 35. Not MILF tool station. My father was a tool maker. He made many tools. Was this highway maintenance?

Can you

Wait, what's my line? Id I ever dated someone my age? No. Usually they're like 10 years younger than me or they're five to eight years older than me. Faster. Was closest to my age. Um, two years older than me. I keep forgetting my, my line id.

I,

There's too many girls I'm losing track of. Who's who. I got like six high girls and one British girl.

Something

Smells bad. I don't know if it's me. Smells like sewage. There's this garbage here. The rubbish people don't come until Thursday. It's Saturday. Got five days getting a bit hungry. Might make pot noodle. Pot noodle and coffee time soon. The daily ritual. Joe. See the dump. Uh, might have to dump. And then Tesco. I think the dumps closed on Sunday when we go to the retail zone in Ton. They've got a shoe zone. Marks and Spencers. They've got a BNM and a pound land. Don't really know what I'm looking for though. Hmm. Dump is probably open now but I'm not going out now. I can't be bothered. It's already four o'clock.

Uh

Oh. Whoops. Accidently turned the camera off. <laugh> fucking I did it again again. Stupid QR card thing. Where's my QR card? I forgot how to find my QR code. Oh there it is. Do I like this way of life? Uh, I don't know. Kind of boring isn't it? I want people in my life but then it means I can stream less. So it would cost me money but then maybe I would have a more fulfilling life.

I

You kind of feel trapped because number one, you can't make any progress in life 'cause you're constantly streaming. You can't afford to not stream though 'cause you're losing money if you don't stream. But then you're stuck in your current state in your life and doing anything off stream means you're losing money. But I won't really, nothing in life is gonna change on stream. I've gotta make life changing decisions off stream. That's the trick of it. Yeah, I want a girlfriend and stuff like that. But that's for me, it's for me to have more fulfilling life. It would result in less streaming and me making less money.

That's the problem. I don't really know what a good life is anymore. It used to be getting satisfaction out of making good videos and people enjoying it. My channel growing. You can't really do that with streaming. With streaming. I mean like with videos you can make a good video with editing and picking an interesting topic and making jokes and like making a, a well-made 10 minute nice little package that people can enjoy and it has the possibility of going viral and making a name for yourself. With streaming, you can't do that. Like you've gotta do crazy stuff to be interesting like, I don't know, pissing people off on the street or hanging out with more famous people. So you grow your channel. I don't know how you make good streams. You kind of rely on other people to make your own life seem more interesting. To get people to keep watching it. Yeah, but I don't like networking. That's my whole thing isn't it? That I'm antisocial. But being antisocial doesn't really work well with streaming. Oh, with YouTube you can become famous if you make a good video. But his hearts make a good video.

It is hard to grow with streaming. You've got to CoLab and then you gotta do interesting stuff every day. What the big streamers do, like Aiden Ross is they just gather a bunch of other streamers and they all sit in a room yelling each other with the camera pointed at them. Easy way to farm engagement. You got lots of people, you lot of talking when you're on your own. It's hard to, it's hard to just like think of things to talk about. Honestly, I don't know. I mean I look at the other streamers and I think, which one would I wanna be? Like? I don't know really. The dumps about 20 minutes away. I don't wanna go to the dump. I've got nothing I need to Oh, to be dump.

Oh the rubbish.

Oh wait until the rubbish man come. Um, I'll get rid of the monitor at some point. It's funny, at first I was too lazy to figure out how to sort out my rubbish to put outside. So I went to the dump and now I'm too lazy to go to the dump. Now that I've figured out how to do manage to how I've,

Uh,

Now I've figured out how to manage my rubbish. You gotta be like suspenders and do stuff like go fishing, go golfing, look at trucks. I can't bothered. I don't wanna just walk around my house playing with Mr. Meow,

Mr.

Me, Mel sleep daddy.

Because if

I shouldn't do

Anything,

This is my content. His whisk is getting bent.

There you go.

What a sleepy cat. Weather's nice now. I dunno where he goes when he leaves. He goes out that way out to the road. Who knows where he lives? I don't know. Just when I was married with Jiro, my life seemed more interesting. Like I had nonstop topics to talk about. People are interested in my life. I had a wife, we went out, uh, I, I was living in Japan so I had interesting opinions about life on in Japan. Now I don't know life in the uk. I remember talking to the car salesman when I bought my car. He asked me what I did for a living. I said I used to make vlogs life in Japan. And they said, oh why don't you do life in the uk vlogs? And I was like, ha. Yeah 'cause it'd be boring. I don't know. I went shopping Tescos and I had 180 viewers buying breadsticks. Maybe people do want to see life. This is life in the UK isn't it? You go to Tesco and then you walk in the field and then you drive around the countryside In Japan. I went to the supermarket and then I went to sub dechy and then, then I fought with J. Yeah. Tomorrow I'll go to the retail park and walk around and then finally I might go to little instead of Tesco. How about uh, probably little is they don't have self checkout. So I've gotta talk to a woman or a man

Could go to little. Now I wanna go Tesco. 'cause they have the meal kits like Mexican food. Oh, dirty squat farm is hours away. It's, it's not near London but it's like in that direction. But norther more northerly little feels really cheap. It's like unbranded stuff or weird little branded stuff. And then I don't think they have the meal kits. Mr. Uffington, his new name Stupid Timber girl, she put out with her family. Oh my cloaking. I forgot. Get my new photos ready? Mm-hmm <affirmative>. I got six matches on Tinder. But I think my Bumble's being shadow banned already because I'm not getting anything. Well I make my hinge account.

I dunno what the cloaking did, but it's made this big red patch appear on my nose and I've gotta edit it out. That wasn't there in the original picture. It wasn't there in the, I don't know. The cloaking does weird things to my face. Like it's made these strange dark patches up here like around my lips. But it was made this weird line up here as well. That's where the cloaking is. Mm mm-hmm <affirmative> See look, it's made this line wasn't there before. Oh the finding new girlfriend's hard work isn't, it's just why I would never voluntarily dump a girlfriend 'cause it's fucking hard work to get a new one.

I'd wait until I've got the new girlfriend locked in before I get rid of the old girlfriend. Imagine getting rid of a girlfriend whilst you don't have a new one sorted out. Some kind of weird uh, art artifacting happening on the picture. It is a bit like getting a job. You've got to take photos, make yourself seem appealing. You also gotta do a lot of lying. Like when you get an interview, you gotta lie in the interview a lot. What do you bring to the table? I don't know. What do you bring to the table? Hmm? Which phone number should I use? Maybe my lab. I forgot what my fake name was. Fucking hell. Who? Oh that is James.

I

Well I didn't get the email. Hmm hmm. Well I'm a man. I am straight or woman. What are your political beliefs? Do I drink? Sometimes I smoke. No. Do I smoke weed? No. Do I use drugs? No. Okay. Photos. This is, I can add a voice. Recording. Hello, my name's Daniel looking. Oh shit. My name's not Daniel. Hello. Looking for someone in Devon to fuck. How about that? Unfortunately not to my standards. This says I need two more photos. Um, gallery. Take one of my car this year. I really want to find someone to fuck no. Find someone to watch no around. A random fact I love is God isn't real <laugh> this year I really want to nut my brains out. Um, go to the beach with someone. What else? I go crazy for. Beef and tomato pot noodle my simple pleasures. Beef and tomato pot noodle.

I

Simple pleasures walking in nature. Dildo up the bum. Recently I discovered dildo up the bum. Pretty good. Selfie verification. Should I do? Oh gosh. In a 3D face scan. Reviewing your selfie. Congrats. You're verified. Crisis hotline <laugh>.

I

These girls are too good looking. Look. Oh yeah. As if I date that. Oh guys look my new girlfriend. They're really gonna happen isn't it? I just press. No, they're all too hot. What the fuck? You gotta be a six foot Chad to date any of these. Like look at this. Oh yeah, my new girlfriend. We're the ugly, depressed weirdo nerd girls. Yeah, it just looks fake. Oh yeah. You got supermodels on your stupid dating app. Sure you do like this one. Unmatch just swiping left. I'm saying no to all of them because they're all too good looking.

I don't think I've ever had any luck on Hinge. I need some mentally ill. Slightly chubby maybe into Asian guys kind of girls. Isn't it strange when you get to the point where you just know these girls are way too hot for you? That as soon as you see them you you're like, and I'm not interested even though you would definitely bang, but come on. Imagine me dating a fucking nine hour tent girl. I'd feel like such a loser compared to her 'cause she's beautiful and she's got her Korean friends and I'm just sitting in my house rotting and then I'd get all jealous and insecure about other guys she's hanging out with. I wouldn't be able to handle it pretty mid. Are you joking? The like a million years better looking than any girl I've ever met. <laugh>. This Ty girl says hi. Call me Peter. PIYA <laugh> type here. You lack self-confidence. Yeah, because I'm a weird looking guy. He's got a stick insect body who has a stupid loser job. Well what I do is sit on my sofa that I can't even tell people about. I can't even tell people about 'cause it's embarrassing. Oh, I got a match.

A match. Her 30 years old Hindu Indian girlfriend and I mean she looks okay I guess. Where does she live? Wimbledon. Why are they matching people with Wimbledon now? I got rejected by Daniel. What? Not even showing me people nearby London. Bexley Heath, Liverpool. Ugh, rubbish on Ontario. What the fuck is this stupid app? Oh, I forgot my neighborhood set to London. Oh my god. Um, I had my area set to London. Now use up all my free likes. Fuck it. I gotta wait until I get new likes. Oh God. I hate these stupid apps. And they wanna pay, they want to pay 20 pounds to refill the likes. I'm not paying and then I get banned. The struggle is real. Oh my God. Is that the same girl from the other app with the face tattoos? Jesus fucking Christ. She looks mental. She got face tats of butterflies and insects on her face with piercings all over her mouth. What? And nata. Jesus Christ bogus.

Hmm.

No I wouldn't date anyone with a face tattoo. Didn't say I would did I? I don't think anything I said would make you think I was gonna date her. I think you're retarded. Might make it pop you and the COVID. What about you?

All he does is sleep. Sleep, sleep. I am hungry

So fast.

I can't set my bean back. Give back my bag. He's gonna fall off. He's off. I ruined his bean bag Now <laugh>. I am trying to spread the beans. When I bought this bean bag, I didn't think it would be used like this. Actually I got it for my own fans so I could get bummed on it every day. My whole day is just texting girls. Now I'm trying to get a British girl to meet up like squeezing blood out of the stone with Thai girls. You just say, when do you wanna meet? I'm from the uk. I've got like 10 HAI girls ready to meet up already.

I

Can hear voices. I think it's very, when you're in the conservatory, there's no soundproofing. Everything can be heard. I think the stone wall. The brick wall is pretty good. Soundproofing. I can't hear anything. Hmm. Mr. <inaudible>, he's right there. But I've ruined his beanbag. He's fallen off.

I've gotta be very quietly. I don't want to disturb him.

I haven't stolen him or sent him back at nighttime. I don't let him stay overnight. Oh God. If I get a cat, I'll never be able to leave. I wouldn't have the heart to just ditch it. I feel so guilty I'd be stuck here. I'll take it to my mom's house. You can be pushed against friend cat's. Friend cats do not like it when you bring a new cat to the house. They've made that funny sound. But eventually they become friends. Pushkin needs a friend. I'm sure my mom would love another cat. My mom was so angry when my sister got Pushkin and left him at the house. She was like stupid Sabrina. I told her not to get a cat but she obviously looks very happy to have Pushkin. But then she'll say stuff like, why she get a cat? No, I can't go anywhere. And then they say, well Daniel can look after the cat and my mom will be like, imagine Daniel being able to look after anything. Well thanks mom. Thanks for the vote of confidence.

Hmm.

I don't really know what my sister's thinking was. Do you think my sister planned from the beginning to get a cat and leave it with my mum or I don't. I don't know why she got a kitten and then doesn't have it at her house in London. Was there a reason why they couldn't have a kitten in the house? I think he's ready to go. I'm too loud. He can't sleep. Yeah. Girls seem very impulsive. Gang kittens made was saying you had enough sleep. What? You wanna sleep there now? Is it? 'cause I stole your beanbag. You want to go out? I think he's just not comfy next to me. Ow. Maybe he was uncomfy next to me. Yeah, I don't know. Girls do this thing where they just suddenly bike it and, and then like me that left it at her grandmother's house got it's so annoying in his fucking partner's. Camera in away. Get out the fucking away guys. Getting in the way of my pot door. I don't know if my sister's been just living at my mom's house because of the pregnancy or if she's been traveling backwards and forwards the whole time.

Seems like she's at home. My mom's house a lot of the time I can't eat. This fucking partner was fucking fun. Oh my God. Even the partner was so hard whilst holding the camera.

Okay,

I can one hand it now. This is the best bit of the tomato soup. Best soup in the world. Tomato and beefy breath. Ah it is. Got that miso soup. Umami. It's like you're getting a warm hug around your face. Choked. Um,

<laugh>.

My stomach sounds making him look. The sound of coffee and partner noodle digesting. I wonder if I caught any flies last night. I left it on all night. The electric fly thing.

Uh,

Did we order tickets to Bangkok? No. 'cause I wanna see where this goes with this other girl. I've got her WhatsApp. I'm trying to meet her, but she, it takes ages to respond. Probably spending time with her family. I wonder if she lives alone. I wonder if she drives. If I get banned more the dating apps can't find anyone to meet, then I'm going to Thailand. Those are the conditionals. I think you want to go out. You wanna go out the little description thing on the back's. Weird miniature monsters with big crispy heads or crunchy claws. Plucked straight from sweet and spicy beasts. Bite off each crispy toe or is it an arm? Nibble the sides or stick your tongue through the hole and let it melt in all its spicy glory. Kinda weird. They spelt whole wrong as well. They put WH Rowe. Not really the kind of hole I wanna stick my tongue into. Ah, no more coffee. Thought I had some left. That girl who said can you pay when you meet me? She said, do you know, don't you know what freelance is not really. What is it? Is that the code word for prostitution?

She answered my question with another question and didn't answer any of my questions.

Freelance,

Would I contact faster?

No,

I would not.

What was that?

I don't want another restraining order. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Oh God. I'm so bored. Maybe I buy something and return it again. Apple AirPods. There's nothing I wanna buy. I don't need a laptop. I got a new phone and got my switch. Where's my switch? I've got my switch. Don't want a tv. If I do go to Thailand, I wanna find out where those live streams are set up and then stand in front of it and then a wave. You can see me on it. That'd be funny. Oh, I can see Mr. Meme on the camera. Where is he going? He is jumping on someone's car. Next payday is gonna be Thursday. Your Sunday. Monday. A Tuesday or Wednesday. And also I might get the Night Hawk refund next week. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative> I don't know why the refund took so long. Weird. Mm-hmm <affirmative>.

Mm-hmm <affirmative>.

Mm-hmm <affirmative>

The monitor braking actually was pretty good. Saved me a thousand pounds. I'm not sending the Bella box back. I feel like it would be a bit unfair. Uh, and 1,600 getting return for Nighthawk and the monitor. So you know, it wins. Um, you lose. Um, I don't really need a monitor. I mean it used to be good when I used to put the orange screen on the monitor to make my face brighter for the YouTube streams. I don't really stream like that anymore. I don't stream in front of the camera like I used to. I just sit in my beanbag half the time. The gaming industry seems kind of dead this year, doesn't it? Or even came out this year. Assassin's Creed, shadows or else Battlefield. Six mm. Maybe I get addicted to World Warcraft again and stream it. See what kind of viewership I get. The promise is I get so focused on the game. I stop talking about anything. I remember getting addicted to D Alo for Diablo. It was pretty fun for a bit. I had that lightning m with the lightning orbs. All CF thieves. CF Thieves is quite fun. Managing the ship. Sailing ants and treasure.

Mm-hmm <affirmative>. I only like playing Marriott a car now makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. It's really satisfying getting the boost, drifting around a corner. You are living like you're retired. <laugh>. Yep. You retired. YouTuber just coasting off my remaining viewership. My extreme content making days are over. That was seven, eight years ago. It went so quickly. One minute you're going viral. Everyone's talking about you. Then it's over. Everyone has that moment. Like Ice had his peak sand pepper had his peak be pie, had his peak and it's gone. The internet moves onto the next trending person and then they have their peak peaks last, I don't know, three to five years maybe. I don't think I self-destructed as badly as others. I mean, look at just the minks. She looks terrible. I don't know what happened to all my money. I must have made quarter of a million dollars. Where the fuck is it all? I can't believe I blew quarter of a million dollars. The promise is I didn't make it all at once. I didn't make the quarter a million dollars all at once. I made it over many, many years. So you didn't really feel the effect of it. 'cause it came in bit by bit and it went out bit by bit. If I could go back,

I don't know. And I invest it so it generates passive income. I don't really wanna buy a house. I'd rather have the money so I can move around freely. I don't think I flew that much. Normal people fly more. I think AJ travels more than I did when I was at my peak. I didn't buy any crypto until 2022. Maybe I didn't buy much. I spent a lot of it on my, it'd be Airbnbs and hotels, flights, laptops, tablets, new phone here and new phone there. I didn't try it hard at all to preserve my money. Was my game planned? What? Me? I know I just wanna accumulate money. I still want do day trading. I just, I need a better approach to it.

Mm-hmm.

No Plymouth girl's not replying. Well, I'm not leaving until I shoot my shot with a Plymouth girl, but at the rate she's replying, it could take ages. I'm hoping next weekend we could meet up tomorrow is too soon. But it seems so easy to meet people in Thailand for like have better time in Thailand. It's hard to get matches here. And even when you get matches here, they don't even reply five o'clock. I do kind of wanna have sex to be honest. I print fuck anything at this point right now my number one goal is how can I get sex every morning? I wake up harder and harder at bone. My goal is have sex by the end of the year. No, not hookers. That's cheating. Anyone can just book a hookup. That's boring. I need to whisper. I think I, 'cause I can hear the neighbors, they're in the conservatory. I can hear everything. No lying and deceiving is not the same as paying. The goal is you want to have sex with someone who finds you attractive and wants to have sex with you as well. Who completely missing the point. Having sex with someone who doesn't want to have sex with you is boring. You want to have sex with someone who wants to have sex with you and not for money. Imagine having to be, explain that. I bet you're a woman.

A caught with blood bucket. No, I've really done that. I'm not really into the whole shaved head look. It was kind of weird. I don't think girls decide if they want have sex with you based on what they know about you. I think it's 'cause they're attracted to you. I want the girl to be attracted to me. Right? If I told them I'm a millionaire with business and that's the reason they want to have sex, then that's not great either. Well, I don't have a choice 'cause I can't tell anyone what I do. It's like, imagine your career is being a bank robber and you want to meet someone and you tell 'em you are a bank robber. No one's gonna wanna meet you. So you either lie about it or you just quit being a bank robber. Yeah. Well I can't quit streaming can I? How else am I gonna make $6,000 a month? Anyway, the point is I want the girl to be into me and a hooker's just not gonna be like that. But I'll try and fake it. But you can kind of tell. I mean there's sometimes I had a hooker and I could tell she liked me 'cause she let me nine side raw.

And then there's

Other times where you can tell she hates you. She doesn't look at you, she looks away. She tells you to hurry up. I got pot noodle juice all over my shirt. Basically what I want is something genuine. I want something genuine. But I know, I mean it does suck. I have to lie. Which is why I like it more when I meet viewers. 'cause then I am genuine and they know what I'm like and I don't have to explain to them what I'm like they already know. But I don't see any viewers lining up. K Bud keeps saying what she wants to meet. But then like where's the actual, does she wanna meet? I don't know. I might not even be in the country by the time. I think she said she had time off in September. I might not even be here. Apart from that, there's just aj but she's not interested in that way. So actually there's no one and YouTube challenge's dead can't get views anymore. So I don't really know what else I can do. But my best shot is Thailand and risk a girl only pretending to like me 'cause they think I've got money. Yeah, I don't think any girls watched Kick. I've got three matches on Tinder. It says three. But I only see two. This 42-year-old and a 30 5-year-old. I need to wait for my likes to recharge and I'm getting nothing on Bumble.

You know the ultimate tactic is initially they find you attractive and they fall for you. Once that's set in place, everything else doesn't really matter. They'll be able to put aside bad things you've done in the past. It won't really bother them. 'cause now that they've got feelings and they're hooked 'cause they find you're attractive. That's kind of what you need to do really. But you need to get to that stage where you actually meet them in real life and you wanna get to the stage where they're really attracted to you and they're into you and they defend you like they fight for you. Yeah, they do stay chihiro stayed faster, stayed they'll, they'll be willing to put aside skeletons in the closet. But you need to get into that situation where first you get to know them. That's my job. Like a class or job or some kind of bar. I don't know. Trying gotta get the initial contact down first. I fucked up, um, messing up that British girl in Thailand. I should have asked for Instagram. She kept approaching me as well. I was so awkward and shy. What skeletons That I cheated and that I aired dirty laundry online.

Uh, you know, I actually think that airing dirty laundry online is worse than cheating. 'cause a lot of people cheat and it can be forgiven or ignored or forgotten. But the airing dirty laundry thing, 'cause girls want to share stuff. When, when girls get close to you, they want to tell you stuff like secret stuff when they feel like they trust you. But if they know that you've leaked secrets before, yeah, they don't wanna, they'd be scared that they'll be next.

<affirmative>.

I don't like this feeling. I'm feeling desperation. I'm feeling hopelessness and desperation. This is not a good trajectory. Any highlights? I don't think anything happened apart from the cat came in and I gave him some venison. Uh, I'll go out tomorrow. I'll go shopping anyway. I want to go to the retail place. Look for shoes, maybe retail store, poundland. I'll go to Ton tomorrow and then go to Tesco as well. Hopefully it's not too busy. Marks and Spencer. Well, Ms. Food Hall maybe I want to get, I don't know what food to get. I didn't really, oh wait, I do have some lamb. Uh, I could have that for breakfast. Lamb with toast. I might get new shoes. My shoes have holes in them. Look,

Look at that. <laugh>.

Jesus Christ. Oh God. They stink. Like bog water. It's got hole in it as well. Look, it's all torn at the sides. Not very well made. No, they smell really bad. How are they clown shoes? They're just plain black shoes with white soles. I know. Let's do this room.

I

Have my toilet. The stag staring at me. Why would they put a stagger there? It seems like it'd be hard to put up there as well. We need a ladder. You'd just put a ladder on the staircase and climb up there. Why bother? It's actual glass. Look, I thought it was just plastic. It's actual glass. Weird. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative>

Oh, I don't know what to do. I thought having a house would be fun, but it's kind of boring once you've got everything in here. I remember when I moved into that condo in Thailand, it was completely empty. We had to go to Lotus to start buying stuff. I thought, this is crazy. I've only known her a week and we are now buying furniture to move into a place together. It was moving so quickly. Went to Lotus and we bought bedsheets. The bed was rock hard as well. We had to order a topper. But the first night we didn't have the topper. And it was rock hard. It was horrible. We bought pillows per case. Dubs. She had to keep coming up and down, unpacking, unloading her car. She had all her stuff in her car. Clothing and boxes. Uh, she put so much energy and effort into setting up a life with me. As soon as we met, she was like, yep, I wanna be with this guy. Bought Cutlery, kettles, toilet paper. No, wait. I think we're together for like a month. 'cause we stayed in the other place for about a month. The Boone Place. It was 20,000 bucks for a month. I thought that was cheap. I thought, why don't we just live here? And then she found the condo for 11,000 bucks a month. Half the price.

It was fun. At the time, I didn't think it was fun. I thought, oh my God, what am I doing? What am I getting myself into? And landed in Thailand. Got with the first woman I met. She wanted to lock me down before I went on any other dates with anyone else.

Oh God, I'm

So,

Oh shit.

I smashed my flip. Seven

Oh oh.

Bored. Uh, at least in Thailand. Stuff happened. And I had a partner and I got nothing. No life, no people misery. This is why I want to go to Thailand. I was fucking bored here.

Ah,

Working on the stairs. So any part of the house is furthest away from the neighbors. So I don't have to whisper. And it's kind of comfy.

Ha

Moaning on the stairs.

I can't go to Japan. There's nowhere to stay. I looked at booking or you got these stupid business hotels for over a thousand pounds a month. Or you are at these insanely expensive apartments for like two, 3000 a month. Apple hotels like 2000 a month. And it's a city. Little shoebox. Guest houses are horrible. Where the fuck am I supposed to stay in Japan? The Thailand. You've got lovely condos, swimming, pool, gym, everything for like six, 700 a month. Why doesn't Japan have this? So Japan, 3000 pounds worth of stupid condo apartment. You know, I'm not blowing three KA month on an apartment though. Not worth it. I don't even want to go to Japan. Boring. I'd rather go to Thailand unless I can get Japanese woman and move in with her. Free sex. Free rent. There's no point going. There's nowhere comfy to live. How do I buy a house in Japan life? You know, the world is so unpleasant for existing. It's cold, it rains, it's windy, there's danger. We need to be safely cocooned away in a nice little building. All of life is being in one building and then escaping to another building. And in a building now. And then you go to Japan or Thailand and then you gotta find another building to live in and hide in the building. Whereas a bird can just fly anywhere and sit in a tree and fall asleep. It's not fair.

Mm. And we're so fragile, right? We're not, not built to be outside for too long. Get sunburnt, wind burnt, exhausted, tired. We've gotta be safely cocooned in these little homes. A rabbit can dig a hole into the ground and call that home. If you go abroad, first thing you got to think about is, okay, where am I gonna stay? Japan is like a no-go. 'cause there's nowhere to fucking stay. Where the fuck am I supposed to stay? Let's say I go Osaka. Where's booking? 4,000 pounds? Stupid hotel. 2000 pounds. Hotel. Apartment 1,100 pounds for a bed in a dormitory. The fuck first cabin. 2000 pounds at a hotel. 4,800 bed in a dormitory. 900 a month. 2,300 Apple Hotel. Oh my god. Bed in dormitory 580. Apple Hotel, 2,600. A 500 for a dormitory joke for 500 in Thailand and get a condo. 1,600 entire apartment. Eh, that's pretty good. Uh, Ari Ari's the slum. 1,600 for a month in the slum. Oh god. 2,600 Apple Hotel.

Uh,

Why the fuck would I wanna do that? It's like two to 3000 pounds a month to not live in the slum in a hotel. Japan's over the prices are insane. And then you got the only cheap alternative is guest houses. But it sucks. You gotta live with people. I don't wanna be living with a bunch of 20-year-old idiots when I'm nearly 40. I'll be like that loser sagey from the guest house. Fifth year old di divorcee. Big mole on his face. And this is why I don't wanna go anywhere. I've got a nice home here. Not too expensive. That's why I'd rather try and get, I'd rather try and get a long term visa for Thailand. I miss about hopping between Japan and here and there. At least then I can get some rented place and get a visa and not have to keep moving about too much. But even if I'm in Thailand, I still need to put effort to try and find things to do. Otherwise I'll just be in this situation where I don't know what to do. But if I can do it in Thailand, why can't I do it here then?

And there's hair everywhere. I need that carpet scraper thing for cats. But for me

For,

Wow. How do you make six K off a hundred viewers? I don't know. It's good, isn't it? How many viewers have got now? I guess my content is just so good. Carpet cleaning with my hand. I've got 118 viewers. Famous, famous boy. And how much did banning TB cost me? 250 a month. Damn. Tell him if he comes back, I'll give him a hundred a month. I remember TB from 2021. 'cause he was always on the complaining channel guy's channel. I remember complaining channel guy. Every post he would make TB would be in the comments. Damn, today dragged six o'clock, got six hours left. Might do some exercise.

Ah, ah,

Uh, pot noodle all over my shirt. Ugh. I need to change my shirt. Oh girl. Martin girl, girl. Oh, it's not fucking hell. It was just a team Tinder thingy. A match with a 40-year-old woman on this other app. Mm. Why My Tinder girl not replying.

One more. Any Japanese milks? Maybe I sign back onto Japan Cup. Do one last one and then I'm done. Done. Yeah. Oxygen. Oxygen. Ah, I iPhone 17 looks kind of weird. I don't know if I like it.

IPhone 17 pro week. There's a picture that's probably hit your timeline at least by now, of a guy, uh, caught in public with an iPhone 17 development model out in the wild. He's got a un skin phone and he's got this like phone in a case. I don't think it's as big of a deal as people seem to be making it out. It makes the dummies seem more believable when we see this. So the models are showing the pro iPhones coming in. Black, white, blue. Like a darkish blue orange, which is new. I can't remember the last orange.

IPhone orange.

Yeah, it was.

You mean clementine, black,

White,

Mark Brown.

You think they're gonna call the iPhone 26? Well, they didn't change any ton. Did that to align with the years on the S 20. No, you're right. They did. Apple did it with all their software at WW c. What they do with the hardware? I, I don't know. iPhone 17 Pro week. There's a picture that's probably hit your timeline.

Someone that kicks parent company.

Oh God. The CEO of Kick's parents company is literally streaming on kick right now. You think he doesn't know? Yep. Well that's why you're the dun dumb broy. And he is the richest, youngest person in all of Australia. Billionaire. Billionaire at age 24 versus whoever the fuck you are. You think you know better than they know. Where's your billion dollars then? I mean, Google was operating YouTube at a loss for years until it became profitable. But it was worth it because they, they wanted the world's biggest video search engine to be under the control. And then they make, they managed to find a way to make it profit profitable. Marketing genius. Ed orchestrated high profile sponsorships with Formula one UFC Premier League teams after Twitch Band stake ads. Craven Ed launched kick arrival platform further expanding his media footprint. So yeah, I mean, the whole thing is to advertise stake, isn't it? And after Twitch banned stake advertising, what they did was they made a rival to Twitch called Kick. So you don't understand if you think they're losing money the deserved downfall of Pirate software. <laugh>. Why does everyone hate this guy? Now looking at a, I thought he was really likable and everyone loved him.

We'll go down in history as one of the most spectacular downfalls the internet has ever seen. His Twich viewership is a third of what it's used to be, losing tens of thousands of subscribers on YouTube every day. And worst of all, he become the local of the internet with millions of people breaking.

Did not expect that coming. I did not see that. I mean, I never watched him, but sometimes his clips popped up on my feed and I thought, damn. I bet everyone loves this guy.

I'm over the coals. But everything he says or does, and at this point he is no one to blame but himself,

I cannot believe his ego, his ego is so out of control. I feel like he's only a week or two away from exclusively referring to himself in third person. Like Stone Cold, the Boston. And that's the truth. 'cause Pirate software,

Oh God, I hate so, just

Kidding. We're taking a look at the deserved downfall of Pirate software, his monumental full from Grace. And how even after losing everything is continuing to make the situation worse for himself.

I'm gonna be honest with you. I hope that your initiative gets everything you asked for, but nothing you wanted.

However, to fully grasp why the internet is so mad at Pirate itself, where we have to understand made him popular in the first place. Jason Hall, better known as Thor, originally started his career back in 2004 as a game developer for Blizzard, the company that's made titles like a World of Warcraft and Overwatch. After leaving his job as Blizzard, he worked at Amazon Studio for a while before quitting from there as well. And becoming a hacker for the US government.

Really, he was a hacker for the US government. After that, I ended up going to work for the United States Department. He's a cock of a hacker offensive security guy. And I hacked power plants for the federal

Government. But after a year of doing his job, he resigned from there as well and started working full time on his indie game, RPG, named Tart Balance. In 2017, he also started doing daily live streams under the name of his Studio Pirate software, showcasing his game development process on Twitch. However, while Hardbound saw some success in its early days, even getting played by Jack Sepak, at one point he was still relatively unknown on the internet. But then in 2022, he made a small decision that would end up changing his life forever. On January 17th, 2022, th posted his first short video on YouTube titled Imposter Syndrome. It was a clip from one of his twist dreams where he gave valuable advice to an inexperienced developer.

I don't wish

To fail myself because

I'm terrified of actually

Releasing something to the world I've worked on for over three years.

Dear God, I am so terrified a thorn star. That feeling never goes away. It never does. I am constantly afraid to release every single piece of content I ever work on in this game. I'm constantly afraid to get on the stream and like not be, you know, whatever it is. Yeah, yeah. Very, very well.

Shorts became a fantastic first impression for all these new viewers who now saw him as someone exceptionally wise and intelligent. After seeing the potential of short form content, Thor went all in on this new format and started posting shorts almost daily. And it wasn't long before they were picked up by the YouTube algorithm. As a result, Thor became a regular presence on the YouTube homepage for anyone even slightly interested in game development, bringing in millions of new viewers almost overnight. People also loved almost everything about his content from his behind the curtain knowledge of game development. Yeah,

Most publishers want 30 to 70% of your income from your game. 30 to 70%. Some of them want a hundred percent upfront until they recoup their costs of marketing your game.

And random tips and tricks.

Take your mouse and you put your mouse inside of Ms Paint and then you hold space ball and then you use the arrow keys. You can draw like an ET sketch

Through his odds and often amusing opinions.

They mix Dr. Pepper and beans, they mix Dr. Pepper and beans. They taste like Dr. Pepper. Hell yeah, they do. And they're amazing. They are good fish.

As a fan comment under one of his first YouTube stream states,

Wow, I don't know why people hate him

Very high.

I didn't play well. Other people in the group didn't play well. Spent all of that money to try and put it on Blizzard to save you guys in the first place. And nothing left. You weren't paying attention to party resources. You over pulled and you weren't paying attention to where the boss was. That's

Not on this shirt. The egotistical side of thaw that

I, well, 'cause he was mean to his guild. Who fucking cares?

For those of you who aren't familiar with World of Warcraft hardcore, this means that those characters

Were gud leaders are always like that. They get mad at you. They're like, why the fuck didn't you move?

But now lost forever. The players would have to grind to the game for weeks to get back to the same level again. But rather than admitting fault or even showing rely. But then 2025 rolled around and a single live stream nearly shattered the trust and support Third spent years building.

I didn't play well. Other people in the group didn't play well. They pinned it on me. That's it. There was, there was one of the players that was very vocal about saying it was all my fault. And then the rest of the community rallied around it. And now it's become a content play for people to pick at me. And this kind of,

It all started on January 12th, 2025 when Thor decided to stream a hardcore world of Warcraft. Raid with other streamers and veteran players. At one point during the raid, the situation became dire. And instead of helping his teammates in any way, Thor decided to run away. This resulted in two other players, characters dying

<laugh>. People are hating on him 'cause he didn't help his guild members from dying. What I thought he like molested a kid or something.

Which for those of you who aren't <crosstalk>,

Oh no, he ran away and his friends died in the game. Warcraft

Hardcore canceled. This means that those characters were now lost forever. The players would have to grind to the game for weeks to get back to the same level again. But rather than admitting fault or even showing remorse thought started to be arrogant about it. And to put all the blame on others. Just,

You're angry right now. Of course I angry. Don't, don't angry you. You over pulled two packs. You over pulled two packs and a boss. I had 1,400 man left. I had to spend all of that matter to try and put it on Blizzard to save you guys in the first place. And nothing left. You weren't paying attention to party resources if you over pulled and you weren't paying attention where the boss was.

That's

Not on this shared the egotistical side.

What's wrong with that? It seems to make sense to me. You just said it was your fault, not mine. You

Thought that admittedly was already present in his content.

It's shit. Not only do I not wanna back this, I'm gonna actively tell people not to. That is awful. Imagine

Being able to build anything for any reason. In any style.

That is a horrible goddamn direction.

But his fans didn't pay much attention to it since till this point. Thor was seen as a passionate, talented developer who genuinely cared about the gaming community. So his

Oh, right. Comment, comment. Imagine hating on this guy just because he didn't save his friends in a video game. Lll a bunch of snowflakes for fans. He had <laugh>, the occasional cockiness was written off his cock. I dunno, maybe later in the video it says he did something really terrible. Like you should have seen what I did in Wow. You know what? I didn't. Wow. I ga I joined the guild and I was raiding with the guild in Caran level 70 as an elemental shaman. I gained their trust until they let me have first access to all of the epic and legendary gear. Once I got everything I wanted, I left the guild, I switched server, I changed my name and I kept all the gear up. And I was like, fuck you guys. This stuff. He's done nothing. She's seen stuff I did. She says I'm not famous like he was or is. I literally stole all the elementary shame and legendary gear and then changed servers after I got it all. I just quit the guild. Then I changed server and everyone's crying. 'cause he let his friends die in hardcore mode then, rather than a red flag. Oh my God, blah. To get killed down by other streamers.

What the hell man? Why not just apologize? Like I said, huge pirate fan. Love the content. This is,

It's just Instagram. The fuck with Venus Angelic. Just follow me on Instagram with her new account. Oh God. She doesn't fancy me. Does she? She looks kind of cute though. She looks like Mila, but more drunk. Is that her new Instagram account? P three JIQ started following you And she liked some of my photos. Weird. Why did she come and follow me? Oh my God. She's posting about me. What? <laugh>

Like I know like about Danielle. Like, I mean, you

Know, why is she talking about like,

Like I know like about Daniel. Like, I mean, you know, I, it's funny but like, he like surpasses all the most like things, like people that like are so, like, I just think fucking young. He's kind of stupid now. I mean, but he's like a nerd. I know. In my opinion, he please outta, well I can't say answer this video myself.

I don't understand what she's saying. Why is she talking

By myself? I like people from my, my haters. Like, like haters who not doing like, I know like about Danielle. Like, I mean, you know, I like surpasses the most like things like people are like, are so like,

I don't understand what she's saying.

Hi guys. This is Venus. This is a podcast style video. I'm actually gonna talk about Daniel from hiding in my room today. 'cause he's not a guest, a podcast. I'm just fucking with you. But I was just thinking like, he looks like kind of a crazy person and like, I don't know. He looks like, I mean, he looks like he could almost be clever. Clever. Like, he could almost be as <inaudible>. I mean, he could almost be a clever nerd, but like, something's missing there. Like he could, he is kind of like a fuck off. So I cannot find the right reference. Like I do podcast stuff. But I saw a video of him like saying, guys I have ch like most of his videos were like that type of way. Like, I dated a Japanese chick. I have come like, I know like about Danielle. Like, I mean, you know, like I, it's,

I'm trying to understand what she's saying.

Like I know like about Danielle, like, I mean, you know, like, I like, she like surpasses the most like thing. Like people are like, are so like, I don't think we fucking dumb. It's kind of stupid

Though. He's saying I'm dumb

Or he's like a nerd. I know in my opinion, people shit, I'm dumb. Well, I can't see

Who's beating the shit outta me. I don't understand what she's saying. She's saying I look smart, but I'm dumb. It's Venus. She's like ranting about me.

Like I know like about Danielle, like

<laugh>. She pushes my picture on her story. That was random

By myself. Like

Should I react to it? Send message. Wow. Hating on me. <laugh>. Oh, she messaged me. Hi babe

<laugh>.

She kind of looks like me though with this brown hair. Like maybe I take a trip to Europe livestream with Venus definitely not having sex. She'd be crazy. All I could understand was she was saying, I look smart, but I'm dumb and there's something missing and I'm weird or something. That was kind of weird.

Not the look Thor did not budge and

Even doubled down.

Wants me to sit down, grovel on my knees and be like, I'm so sorry Mr. Ito. It was all,

Hmm.

I am kind of curious about something

Guys. I can save her. I'll show her the way. How was it posted? She's got this new Instagram account. P three JIQ. Oh god, this smells weird. What are these? Ah, that's like, what is this? What is that? Oh no, I need a toilet. I had projectile shit fly out my Amos. This smells weird. Oh, like banana. Where's this disposable? Oh, I thought this goes with this. It's a vape in itself. Look. Oh, I think I'll charge it. How many freaking I thought he got me. Two vapes. How many freaking vapes did he get me? Wait, what's in the other one then?

Oh,

It's got different flavors. Sour watermelon, sour berries and sour orange. Don't you mean clementine? Need to unlock it? No, I dunno why Venus is talking about me. I think she fancies me. This thing's cool though. Look, look, you put in four flavors. It's like that thing from Jurassic Park. You know the cream spray where the fat guy steals done with DNA and he puts it into his little cream spray thing. It's like that. Or would donate. So look, you get four flavors. Oh, it's got the name on the side. So look, sour, orange, <laugh>. That's funny.

<laugh>

Watermelon. It's like, it's like a drink, but in your nose. Blueberry. Why is Venus wearing, mate? Hello?

Hey. Whoa.

Why are you hating on me, Venus?

Uh, I didn't, I just said you're weird because like, we haven't like Yeah, <laugh>.

What? <laugh>?

Sorry. I, I just said you kind, you know, like you're kind of like me, but like you also hate me out. And so, but not really. Not really. Not really. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. I'm sorry.

That's okay. I forgive you.

I sorry. I sorry. I'm sorry. I'm, you're funny.

Thanks. So you think I'm smart or dumb? Which one?

You stupid? No, you're smart. <laugh>.

Wow. Thanks. So what are you up to these days?

What,

What are you up to these days?

Oh, I'm taking drugs online. I'm just kidding. I'm just like, well, showtime now

What kind of drugs?

Oh, uh, you know, not really anything. <laugh>. Just mental health.

Mm-hmm <affirmative>. That's nice.

Yeah, I am too.

Um, I'm in the UK now.

Where really? Actually I'm in, I'm in, um, I'm in,

Where's that Turkey?

It's fucking hung.

Oh, hungry. I, where I thought it in Turkey or so?

No, no, no. It's, it's in, yeah, it's in. Yeah.

Why, why did you leave Japan?

My relationship?

Yeah. No. Why did you leave Japan?

My what? My what? Why

Did you leave Japan?

Oh no, that's secret. <laugh>

Secret. Okay.

Yeah. Secret <laugh>. What whatcha doing right now?

I'm streaming.

For real? So you're like, my phone call is on.

Yeah.

Fuck you

<laugh>.

You're

I'm always

So, okay. Yeah, everybody

They said hi to you.

It's pretty cool. Hi, it's you now. Well,

How come you didn't upload our podcast? We made 2021?

Um, I, I think, I think that like my friend that and he has like a fight.

Oh.

And like, uh, also like he was the, yeah. So yeah.

Mm. Oh, that's okay. Well have a nice time.

Well, yeah, Daniel, if you need anything, just, you know, message me anything. It's okay.

Okay.

To yourself. Contact me. Bye. I love you.

Yeah, see ya. Wow. Friends with Ven. Where's Budapest? I thought she was Swiss or something. Why doesn't it work? And Venus would be a, oh, there's a switch. It says on Venus would be a funny, crazy stream of girlfriend to have, wouldn't you? Oh. Hmm. Hmm. She said it's a secret why she left Japan. Hmm. Uh, this one. She really looks like Mila in this picture. Wait, doesn't she look just like Mila in that picture? I, oh, I wanna wash her hair though. Her hair looks like it hasn't been washed. Oh, I got some Tinder messages. Istanbul. Next destination. Oh, I got, I got a match on Bumble. Oh, my matches are there. How do I find them? Oh, I missed a match. I didn't like her anyway. I just unmatched my match. Not knowing that that was my match. She looked rough though. Oh, I got two messages. Said I learned it growing up. Thanks for asking. How are you? Take care. I said is Spanish your first language? I learned it growing up. So if she's Spanish or what? Um, that's cool. Uh, that's cool. <laugh>. I dunno what else to say. I said it's Spanish. Your first language. I learned it growing up. Um, I made ai. Venus is phoning me again. What? Hey Daniel, you're back. Hello baby. Hey there. What's on your mind today? So I messaged you on Tinder. It said on the profile she speaks Spanish. So I asked her, is Spanish your first language? She says, I learned it growing up. Thanks for asking. How are you? What should I say back?

You could say something like, that's cool. I'm good. Thanks. It's awesome. You're bilingual. Do you ever get to use your Spanish much? Keeps it friendly and shows interest. What do you think?

Yeah, it's pretty good. I'm good. Thanks. It's awesome. It's ah, British. Don't say awesome. That's cool. You are bilingual. Do you ever get to use your Spanish much <laugh>? Um, good thanks. Just having a nice weekend. Do you have any plans for the weekend? Even though half of it's already over. Okay. But another message. I said you remember the one who lives Huawe? I said I wouldn't mind traveling. She said neither would I. I said a day trip. Sounds fun. Is that where you're originally from? I said born and bred here. Wilshire is nice. Pure countryside. I live not too far from the Somerset border. So the city of Bath isn't too far away. Oh, is that Venus? Get on the phone. But we just, were on the phone. <laugh>. Wait, I need to Ai riz my Tinder match.

Welcome back Daniel. What's

New? I said to my Tinder match that she lives far, but I'd be willing to travel. She said neither would I think of it. Like a day trip. I said a day trip. Sounds fun. I've never been there before. She said I live not too far from Somerset border. So the city of Bath isn't too far away. What should I say?

Bath is lovely, historic and super charming. Maybe suggest exploring some sites together. Explor like the Roman bar or a stroll along the river. Avon. Keep it light and suggestive like bar sounds great. Maybe we could explore some sites together. It shows you're interested and open to making plans.

Wow, that sounds so romantic.

Bath sounds wonderful. Maybe suggest exploring the Roman bath or a stroll along the river. Avon. Keep it light and say bath sounds great. Maybe we could explore the city together. Shows you are interested and open to making plans.

What if I suggest we have a bath together?

Maybe suggest exploring the Roman baths or a stroll along the river. Avon.

Yeah. Okay. About that. Um, um, what should I say? She's, I mean, she's bringing up bath. Tahira went to Bath on her own. When my dad was sick, she went on a solo trip. Venus, do you wanna meet and stream together? We can collab <laugh>, but I'm not doing drugs. Okay. Uh, what should I say? I'm not allowed to say N word. It's against the rules. Who is Deanne? What does TIL mean? Where'd Venus go? Venus, you look like Mila. My XXXX girlfriend. Just for your info. Born and brush here. Lived birth sounds nice. I've heard it's very beautiful. <laugh>. Who's Jro? Wow. Thanks Venus. Venus sub very generous, famous. I gave you a super chat in 2021. You said I'm annoying. Do you remember it hurt my feelings, but sounds nice. I've heard it's very beautiful. Maybe our first date could be there. Wink, but it winks too much. <laugh>. I said it, I said our first date could be there. Holy shit. Who's this di de It's been a while since I watched your YouTube. I miss your handsome face. It makes me really wet. What <laugh>? Who's that? Wow. That's hot. Glad you remembered me. Um, well I've got another sub from another mouse.

Someone gifted Venus' sub <laugh>. Oh my God. <laugh>. Who just followed my channel without username. Why don't I go to India? No thanks. I'd rather not get di out. Oh, oh, oh. Did you hear that? It felt amazing. Funny how Venus found your kick so fast. People on YouTube can't come over. Yeah, because they, they don't, I mean they just watch me 'cause they hate me. You hate Tinder. What's wrong with Tinder? I hate Tinder too. I can't meet any girls. Testing, testing. What made me change my mind on the vape? I don't know. I thought what does this taste like? I, they got me this one too. Classic tobacco. It's kind of cool.

<laugh>

So good.

I love it.

So good guys.

That's the only reason I like doing it. Vapes are illegal in Thailand. Really? Not what? Really? But I saw Sam Pepper, smoking shisha. Sam Pepper smokes shisha all the time. How's that any different to a vape? Shisha? Iss not a vape. Okay. Spanish girl says, I try to use it when I visit Spain 'cause my family lived there. Glad you're having a nice week. And had some plans, but they were canceled. So I have weekend all to myself now. Really? Such a shame. We both have nothing to do on the weekend. Is she flirting with me? How is shisha different to vape? She's only 16 miles away. That's pretty close. I try to use visit Spain 'cause of her family lived there. Glad you have a nice weekend. Fuck. I don't what to say. Uh, that's too bad about your plans. I didn't have anything planned anyway. Ha ha. Uh, where do you live? <laugh>. I dunno what to say. Help me. Venus. Why don't you make a kick?

I,

It makes pretty good money. Okay. Maybe I don't bring my vape to Thailand then. I didn't have anything planned anyway. Um, you're rich. Wow. Uh, I blew all my YouTube money. I'm broke. Hmm. Um, where, whereabouts in Devon are you? And then the other one said, it's very beautiful place. Perfect for dates. What should I say to that? Oh God. Why do they let the conversations die? Now I am talking to two other girls. The other one hasn't replied yet. It's very beautiful. Perfect for dates. I dunno what else to say. Um, is she like, maybe I'm supposed to ask her out, give compliments, but we've barely said anything like conversation wise. Okay. Lemme ask ai. Fuck AI dating in 2025.

Yeah.

<laugh>. Excuse me. You,

You are welcome.

<laugh>.

So I'm talking to a girl on Tinder and she said Bath is not too far away. And I said, bath sounds very beautiful. Maybe our first date could be there. And she said, it's is very beautiful. Perfect for dates. What should I say next?

That's a great start. How about building on that by suggesting something specific like awesome. How about we plan a day to explore the Roman bar and then grab a cozy dinner? What do you think?

Bit heavy, isn't it?

That's a great start. How about building on that by suggesting something specific Like awesome. How about we plan a day to explore the Roman bar and then grab a cozy dinner? What do you think?

A bit heavy. How about a bit more casual?

Sure thing. How about Sounds fantastic. Let's make a day out of it and enjoy some good food too. When are you free to meet up?

I don't know. <laugh>. That's kind of lame. I think I can do better than that. Hmm. Very beautiful. Perfect for dates. Uh, is she flirting with me? I don't know. I need time to think. She's obviously interested. Should I say, are you flirting with me? <laugh>? I, I don't know if I wanna drive all the way to Bath though. Can't she just come here? Perfect for dates. Um, <laugh>. Oh no, I'm stuck. I need to say something now that I've suggested. Bath could be our first date. I can't pull back from that. Uh, I don't know. I'll think about it later. Hmm. The one who says my vlogs make her very wet late at night. Says, can I send pictures now? I'm streaming now. Maybe later. Is that a real girl though? How rich are you? Venus? Millions. Oh my God. Did she send me nudes? Wow. That's hot. Oh my God. She's sending me loads of nudes. This random girl probably fake. The girl looks way too hot. Why do I don't understand? When people pretend to be girls, they send pictures of a really, really hot girl. At least make it believable. Send like a slightly mid girl and then it's kind of believable. But you send a really hot girl. I'm like, okay. Sure buddy.

This person who added me on Instagram just started sending me nudes. What's this one? Passion fruit and pineapple. Oh, it smells nice. Smells like shampoo. Oh, maybe I should reply to that girl on Tinder. Wait, how old is she? Oh, 29. I don't know. Hmm. I don't know. She looks, her boobs are massive.

<laugh>,

They're like watermelons.

I

Show them. Okay. I don't know. What'd you think? Should I drive two hours? Hell not far is Bath. Maybe I'll stream that. Yeah, she looks a bit chunky, but maybe she's horny. Perfect for dates. We could spend the night there if you want. Should I torpedo it? Should I just like racket Perfect for dates? Um, we could spend the night there to wink. Fuck it. I'm gonna send it <laugh>. I just flirted. Either she's gonna be like Ew too fast. Or she'll be like, okay

<laugh>.

I said that we should spend the night there now I'm scared. Riz Master. Well, I don't care 'cause I mean she looks okay, but I don't know. I don't really want to drive. How far is it?

Hi, are you on laptop right now?

Yeah.

I's pretty cool. 'cause I'm also five. Stop. I'm just kidding. What's up ma'am?

I'm just streaming.

That's cool. Walk doesn't walk. Fucking

Are you hot? Yeah.

That's

Pretty cool. So you're gonna like have fun,

Fun with who?

Have fun with what?

Have fun. With who?

With what?

With who?

Just, you're just gonna have fun.

Yeah. <laugh>. What do you mean?

I mean I'm, I I was just asking you're gonna have fun or what? I mean, I mean it's okay. Yeah, really. I think that that is really, you know, like, I think that, yeah, I think,

Yeah. That sounds fun.

Yeah. Hope you have a good time.

Doing what?

What you, you said you were gonna like, I dunno

What? Tinder?

Oh no, no. Not that. I mean like you said that you were gonna like, you know,

I dunno what you mean. <laugh>.

I mean, I dunno. Like you said you were <laugh> you were gonna like Yeah,

I'm not gonna do anything.

No. Hi everybody on the live chat. It's Venus

<laugh>. They nice you? Yeah.

Yeah. That's pretty cool actually. Um, I, I might actually go to the park. So. Yeah.

And do what, what are you doing at the park?

Oh, um, just I guess, you know, write poetry or something beautiful like that.

Sounds nice. Not

Really.

Yeah.

Isn't it dangerous?

I don't, no, it's not. I mean, do you think that Budapest is a dangerous city?

I don't know. I've never been. I thought maybe late at night. It's dangerous.

It kind of is like you, I mean it's kinda like Yeah.

And you're going alone.

Yeah.

Wow. So brave.

Hey. Oops. I forgot something. Actually

What?

I left this open like my arm was like naked.

What?

Yeah.

You did what?

Oh no, I, yeah. What is,

I dunno what she said.

Yeah, I was like, just like, yeah.

What's she

Saying?

Who's that? Who's talking?

Who's talking?

Who's talking? <laugh> and who's?

It's him.

Just you. It's cheer.

Cheers. Cheers. What's your favorite drink?

Uh, root beer.

Whoa. Isn't that alcohol drink?

No, it's just like Coca-Cola.

Wait, but yeah, like it's cold. Okay, I get it. Yeah.

It's not actual beer.

It's like a spicy one. Like ginger grill.

Mm. It's a bit like ginger beer but not spicy.

I drink coke.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What other drink do you like?

Um. You

What?

I like you.

You like you.

Yeah, I like myself.

You drink yourself

<laugh>?

Yeah, I sit myself. Oh, I love you.

Love you too.

Thanks. Yeah. This actually some pretty good liquor and Budapest. Yeah.

Like what?

Like just, you know, um, the me.

I see that sounds nice.

Yeah.

Well better get back to the stream.

Okay? Sure.

Talk to you in a minute. Oh shit. I just asked that girl to stay overnight. I think I'm gonna get blocked, nonchalant and dry. <laugh>. I dunno what to say. How do you wanna walk? Girls like that? That's what I'm like on a date. So smooth. <laugh>, <laugh> Daddy has a cheesy grin when Phoenix is called <laugh>. No, I don't. I look exactly the same like I always do. How are you shy at flirting but bold to ask her out? I don't know. I don't know how to flood. Um, <laugh> you go from zero flight to suddenly let's stay overnight. Yeah, that's what I did in Japan. I was just like, so do you wanna go to a hotel? It would be all awkward 'cause the conversation dies and I'd just go So hotel or, oh God, I'm scared to look at Tinder. I think I've ruined it. Maybe I'll say sorry. I I didn't mean it. I'm new to this. I'm a virgin. I say sorry, my friend told me to say that. How many girls on the draft? I got six Thai girls. Three British girls. Nothing. Nothing is in concrete. Hmm. Yeah. Maybe 10. Uh, but my tire friendly membership's gonna run out and I'm not paying a hundred pounds.

Oh God. I should look at Tinder. Let's see what that girl says. Uh, the Spanish one said no big plans in Plymouth. And you I'm in Chilean. Do you know it? I don't go out much to be honest. So weekends are usually like this. The other one didn't reply. <laugh>. If I open up to her in a vulnerable way, she might be like, ah, he's such a sweet guy. Well, sometimes you have to go from having a boring conversation to just ramping up to 100. Otherwise you're not gonna get anywhere.

<affirmative>.

Hmm. Oh yeah, I was gonna look up Bath. How far away is Bath? I can't believe Shaira went there alone. Didn't even ask me to come with her. That was weird. Two hours. Oh my God. I gotta drive two and a half hours to the town. My ex-wife went to alone. Did you think, oh my God. Do you think Jira hooked up there? What if Jira hooked up in bath with a viewer secretly? I don't think she would've. It's kind of weird. She just randomly went off to Bath when my dad was sick. No reply means she's thinking about it. Well, I could. I could. I don't know. I mean if I'm gonna go all the way there, I should stream there as well. After the date. Like I booked two nights at the hotel and then I just stay one night with the girl. And then on the second night I stream and I walk around the town. I imagine she's also still there and she sees me walking around streaming or so good about Bath. It's like a historic Roman town, isn't it? What's so special? Alexandra Park. Roman Baths here. Okay. Royal Victoria Park Bath. Can you have a bath there?

They've got a botanical garden. Historical park. The archery filled bath, gas works. Uh, the Roman baths. 36,000 reviews. Dome. Where is it? Oh there. Hmm. Looks kind of cool. Start looking for hotels in the bath. It would be weird thinking Shahira was here. What was she doing there? What was she doing there? All alone Loan. I'll book the finest hotel. I'm looking up hotels already. Only the finest for my Tinder hookup. Yeah. Why didn't Sheira ask me to come with her? She went on like a bus tour to Stonehenge and then to Bath and then came back whilst I stayed at home and I streamed and I played Rainbow six. Hmm. I think I just wanted to stay at home in stream instead of maybe she did ask me and I said no. I forgot. Now if I stay the night in Bath, I definitely want a place that has a bath. Imagine going to bath and not having a bath. Hmm. Oh hey Venus. How's it going? That's very rude. Frosty huh? Guys? I think it's Venus flirting with me. I'm not sure. Or she trolling me. A little trip to Bath would actually be kind of fun. I go somewhere new. Uh, stream it to

Let's marry. Aren't we both divorcees? Hmm? Maybe Venus is my twin flame.

Mm-hmm <affirmative>.

Why am I smoking? Uh, just thought. See what it tastes like. <laugh>. Oh God. I think I'm getting better at it. I think your hot too. Venus <laugh>. We should have met when we were in Japan, but my wife didn't let me.

Oh.

Oh Jesus Christ. How can I send you money? Uh, you don't have to. Or you could just gift me subs I guess.

Hey.

Hello?

So sorry I turned my, yeah. What all?

Are you at the park yet?

No.

Why not?

Uh, yeah, because like I, you know, I have to like, yeah,

I see.

Yeah. Yeah. Um,

So why'd you wanna send me money?

Oh, I wanna send you cash money, man.

Why?

Uh, I don't know. I think you like put you, I don't know. I got like, I was like, you know

Why cash money? What about digital money?

Oh no. I don't know. I, I was like, you know. Yeah, you cannot,

Well you don't have to, but you want, if you want to. I don't mind.

I mean, you know, your friendship means a lot to me.

Thanks. Me too.

Thank you. Like you.

I like you too. Oh well she ended it. What? <laugh> What if she wants send me money?

<affirmative>.

Why not take the money? How much money we are saying? I don't know. It's kind of weird 'cause I'm a guy like 10,000 or what? 1000. How much money we're talking.

Hi. I actually wanted to ask someone. Leave my boyfriend.

Um, maybe dunno,

Maybe

I'm not a very good boyfriend.

I don't like to be a gf,

But I'm not a very good boyfriend. I,

I'm also that jerk girlfriend, so that equals plus minus, minus plus.

But I might talk shit about you. If you annoy me on stream,

It's okay. You can like, you know you can do

Well if you're okay with that, I guess. Sounds good. Okay.

Okay. Love you.

Love you too.

Okay. I'm gonna say.

Okay.

Okay. Bye.

Bye. Got a new girlfriend, guys. Is she watching the stream? I think she's in the chat. The bath girl didn't reply. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Oh shit. I'm cheating on my girlfriend already. Whoops. <laugh>. Oh my god. <laugh> Planetary solar system objects. Moon, Jupiter, <laugh>. Wait, who's Mercury? Yeah, we had Moon and our Venus. We need a uh, ura, we need a Neptune as well. What am I then? Okay. See your Venus. Enjoy your milk. It looks very delicious. Oh, where's the new girl from? Uh, Instagram. Oh, which country? I actually don't know. I thought she was Swiss or Belgian or something. Why is she in Astan ball? Buddha Pest Is that? Oh, Hungarian. Why is she there? She's Hungarian. Ah, it says Switzerland. Do I find her cute? Yeah, she's nice. It reminds me of me that I may always just stop smoking this. And the Spanish one says, I don't know where it is. Why did you decide to live there? Um, hmm. Hmm. Good question. It's near tab, kind of middle of nowhere. I I just wanted somewhere peaceful and quiet. But it's hard to meet people. Now I need a follow up question. Why did you decide to live there?

'cause I wanted a house. Didn't I? I wanted somewhere nice. I wanted somewhere peaceful and quiet. But it's hard to meet people. Hmm? Do you prefer life in the city? The big city Plymouth? I dunno what to say. Fuck. Oh God. Uh, she said her weekend was free. I should, uh, I kind of accidentally ended that line of talk. No, I haven't told the Spanish one. Where, what I do for a living. Uh, Venus phoning me again. Okay.

Hi.

Hey. What's up? Hello.

Hey.

So you're my boyfriend now?

Uh, yeah.

Okay. Very cool. Talk to you later in the morning. Love you.

Okay, see ya.

Love you. Bye.

Bye-Bye. Oh no.

What

Have I done? Maybe he's drunk.

I

And the bath girl didn't reply. I don't think she liked that. <laugh>. Maybe we could spend the night there. Wink. Last time I talked to Venus, I was in Thailand. I think it was like 2023

<laugh>.

I am not smoking. I'm just testing out orange sour orange. Good. Do you remember that? Remember I bought that vape in Japan and I wore my GoPro and I've vlogged myself buying it. I was like, <inaudible>, <laugh>. I really doubt I'd get addicted. I don't get addicted to stuff. Really?

<laugh>.

Should I invite Venus to the Discord? Yeah. I'm just twirling it around my mouth. Like Bobby's 12 inch

<affirmative>.

A Venus is in peers discord. Really? Since when? What time is it in Budapest? Nine o'clock. Damn. She goes to bed early, babe. I take Vitas to the balls. I'll take her to Bog Hill. We could bang there. No one would know. Apart from the sheep. The sheep can watch Just bang on the top of the hill. I will take her to Bog Hill and then Kit Hill. And then the mines in a stone circle. On the Mo <laugh> I could summon something demonic. The spawn of Daniel the summoning stone <laugh>. It's like a summoning ritual. It's the only place where my sperms active

<laugh>.

I was watching the video by that guy. Pirate Soft. I wanna find out why people hate him.

Or my fault, the mage. I won't do it again. I'm so sorry that that tank over polled two packs and a boss. Oh man, I, oh god. Next time I'll save you from the big mean two packs and a boss. The tank pole. Are you

Kidding me? Dude, this incident put his behavior into a completely different light while this controversy faded away in a few.

Really? He started getting hate 'cause he was a dick in a video game. Is that how

Weeks it forms the,

See that's the problem. When you create your persona as this nice guy, everyone thinks and believes you're so nice. And then as soon as you're a tiny bit mean, everyone's like, oh my God, he's horrible. It's so weird.

First crack,

That's nothing. Oh, Boohoo, his guild mates died and he ran away. It was impeccable

Online reputation and it's only been down.

See, that's the problem. When you start off with impeccable reputation, you can't do any, like you do one little thing like, oh, I stepped on an ant. And then your whole viewership and fan base are like, Hey, stepped on an ant and he wasn't even sad about it. What a scumbag. Oh, weird community. He's got

Downhill from there. But to fully understand the controversy that's killing Thor's career. We have to go back in time to the end of 2023. On December 14th, 2023, Yu Bsof announced that it would be shutting down the servers for its multiplayer racing game called The Crew in April of 2024. However, unlike many other multiplayer games where an internet connection is only needed for playing against others online, the crew required plays to be online at all times. In other words, you bof shutting down the servers.

Yeah, I remember ages ago, Keemstar was complaining that Id os was untouchable <laugh>. Look what happened.

That players would no longer be able to access the game they paid for. This also meant losing access to the game's single player campaign, which should have been fully offline. This sparked intense online backlash as players felt like they were being robbed of the game they paid for with their heart earned money. What made the situation even worse was that this wasn't the first game to shut down like this and it was clear it wouldn't be the last. So to fight back against greedy publishers, Ross from a cursed farms spend months creating a potential solution.

But now we have a new option proposing new law and for the entire European Union, it took months to get put together a process. But now we have a European initiative voted to Hal thing to destruction of video games. You can read it yourself. This would require publishers to lead games they have sold to customers in a working state at the time of shutdown without requiring any further connection to them or affiliated parties for the games to

Function. This solution took the form of a petition, which unlike the largely useless change.org, petitions had actual legal weight. If this petition reached a million signatures, lawmakers in the EU were legally required to discuss the matter in an official setting. And if passed, this new law would require game makers to ensure that their games are still playable after they stop supporting them.

We're just trying to stop games from being destroyed. That's it. So we're taking as narrow an approach as possible. That still solves the problem. If we get enough signatures, then this goes before the European Union to be considered as new

Law. This would be a net positive outcome for gamers around the world. Unfortunately, this initiative had one major win.

Sub Reddit posted my Bumble well, the actual profile or just a screenshot of what I showed you. Posted your bum hole <laugh>. They've already got pictures of it saved from the hard drives, witnessed

Right from the get go. And that was Ross's reach. You see his subscriber account was just a third of the number of signatures needed to make this a success. And

Looks like the whole thing. What like a screenshot from the app. How they do that? Like they, they make a Bumble pretending to be a girl and then they change their location to Devon. I better get those WhatsApps for the other girls quick. Hmm. Yeah. I think my Bumble's being compromised. I should probably not say if I was doing it

If

Uh, I should have probably not have said anything because I got some likes and then they disappeared. The Reddit people are so boring, uh, because of them. You lose so much content. If you guys want content, you help me report it and get it shut down.

And since he's based in the us most of these subs weren't,

If they got their way, nothing would happen. 'cause I'll just get shut down of

The creators and ask them to spread the word about this initiative. He even made himself available for any interviews or follow up discussions.

If you're watching this, you may be a critical link in all this because you can tell other

YouTubers because the thing is they don't want content. They just want to like ruin my life and shut me down,

Gay members, et cetera about this initiative. And maybe we'll pick

It up, but we want content, don't we? Publicity

On this issue, whatever the almost anyone with a European audience of some

Size. And that's where Thor entered the picture. It came across the Stop Killing Games initiative.

I wouldn't even need a a Reddit to be honest. They just need like a private discord. They could do the same thing. What they're doing

In August of 2020

Can't really shut them down. I guess history

Of speaking in favor of the gamers and developers and against greedy publishers. People naturally expected him to throw his full support behind their campaign. However, this couldn't have been further from the truth.

Now this is actually really dumb. It's used car salesman garbage. This is not only do I not want to back this, I'm gonna act, oh

Fuck. Only

Did he dislike the idea of stop killing gangs. His choice of words was harsh to say the broken.

It's not digging. I hate, it's realizing I've been digging in the wrong place. I used to pre-research like a warmup. Lemme just

Bumble sucks.

30 east. That is awful. That is

Who even is the uh, Whitney Wolf Hud

There's a horrible God direction. That's, that's awful. Dude. Now eat my entire, the the level of stupid that I just had to receive was like sitting on Twitter for 12 hours. This sucks. That's a really stupid move. That's incredibly stupid. I think this is, this is complete garbage. All of this can eat. I dropped the mask entire. I have no qualms about that. They can eat my entire,

This was a shuck to many of his viewers. Sorry. Thor published two full videos to clarify his point of view further. And while these videos saw plenty of pushback from fans who are flabbergasted by his decision to oppose what they saw as something good, it ultimately resulted in the Stop Killing Games movement receiving significantly less support than it would have if Thor supported it as well. You have to remember that this was all before the world of Warcraft hardcore fiasco. Back then, the broader gaming community still viewed Thor as a beacon of insight and authority in game development. Ross tried to combat the negative reception by publishing a FAQ video, declare any misconceptions about stop killing games. Unfortunately this wasn't as effective as he would've liked. Resulting in stop killing games, losing all momentum and essentially becoming dead on arrival. Is 2025 and turning an idea?

Yeah, it's just a bit annoying 'cause right? A bumble would be another source of girls losing a source of girls is not good. Really? Why is your t-shirt covered in stains? <laugh>. Oh shit. You can see 'cause I had a pot noodle and I splashed it. Uh, I had a pot noodle and I splashed it a little bit. Why don't they just ban me then? Like my account is still there and I can swipe on people. It's like they just shadow banned me. Maybe they think, oh if we just shadow ban him, he'll think he's not banned. Okay. Yeah, but I can still see all the girls on it. I thought I was shadow banned on Tinder back in 2021, which is why I did the dick thing. I dunno, I'm probably ranting about the dates didn't help either. Bumble is very feminist, isn't it?

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The failing kind of stinks. Again, this one is crazy powerful, but the hurdle we just couldn't get past was that it requires 1 million signatures from citizens of EU countries. And we've only made it just under halfway.

And after thanking many of the creditors that voiced their support for their campaign, he shifted his focus towards the elephant in the room. The one creator whose coverage was straight up poisonous for the initiative.

I had some matches on Bumble and then they just disappeared and now I don't get any matches. They've definitely fiddled with my account somehow.

Thor,

This video came out right as we were building momentum that except for one boost in Germany, the

Signatures, it's probably too hard to make another one now anyway 'cause they know where I am and they know what I look like. Would have to wait until I'm in a different country probably. But next time I make it, I'm not telling you shouldn't have said anything stupid. Haters ruining my life and they probably use A VPN and they said it to my location and then they made an account pretending to be a woman. Didn't think they would stoop so low. No, I'm not cheating Venus. Don't worry. Just seeing who's out there.

Sorry, underst the drop.

I'm George Vanner and CEO of Fra. I haven't worked in the food industry for like eight years now. I've really understood the importance. So not

Besides we have to

Have sex

First before we are officially together.

Stuart Anton

Represent. Those are the rules.

If you try to tell me that every studio needs to run their live service game indefinitely are not one running run one at all, then no one's going to run them.

Oh no. He wheeled out that line about publishers having to support the game forever. He was literally watching the video earlier where it's

This video game. Drama is so lame. Who fucking cares? God Get a life. 'cause

It won't do that in big letters.

Oh no. The publishers aren't supporting the game forever. Oh my favorite game Boohoo.

That wasn't enough. We just can't stop gamers from going there. Even

Video game drama is so weird. Like the video game industry drama. I do not get it. A bunch of nerds

When we spell it out

And Ross was having none of it.

A total biscuit would've loved this stuff. A total biscuit would've made a two hour documentary about the whole thing. Hurts

To see the biggest voice on this issue. Get it wrong again and again and again. Then put that same wrong information on blast to a

On blast. <laugh>

Your audience that we can reach. It hurts. He doesn't get it. He doesn't understand what we're asking for.

He even called outs the clear contradiction. Thor made in his own argument. Just seconds apart.

I think live service games getting sunsetted is fine. I've always thought that. And that's okay. There's nothing wrong with that. There's nothing wrong with that at all. I have no problem.

Who is that? I don't know. It's like some guy who looks like ASME gold but uglier

Problems with the end of

A video. Stop kidding games. See, I wish he no a cursed Farms big YouTube

Video with that message instead of deleting it. Instead he presented himself as pro preservation and not wanting the medium to die out.

It's incredibly important to me that we keep making games and that the next generation has the tools to do so so that a medium doesn't die out and it never will. And that's the whole intention of all of this. So

He doesn't want games to die out, except he's fine with that. I think there's some cognitive dissonance going on

There. This video showed that Thor's distaste for the Stop Killing Games initiative is based on complete misinterpretations, which in turn caught his credibility as an experienced and knowledgeable developer in question. However, before Thor had even a chance to respond, Ross's new video reached the one man who could bring this issue to a mainstream audience. Charlie.

And there is an initiative that has been aiming to fight back against a lot of these practices that I think really need some big overhaul.

Get one phone. I got four phones. How many phones do you have? Hello? Venus?

Hi sir. My boyfriend.

Uh, yeah.

Okay, that's very cool. Actually I wanted to chat you to you in the morning. Yeah,

Okay.

If that's okay. 'cause we both live in Europe.

But why in the morning?

Because I am going to chill.

What are you doing tonight?

I'm chilling.

Mm-hmm <affirmative>.

And Low Key doing my work. So yeah.

Doing what

Is a secret? My secret. Oh, I can't tell you that babe. I'm gonna, we are gonna talk in the morning, okay?

Okay. We'll talk all the details out.

So why around Bumble? 'cause people are like saying you own Bumble. 'cause I don't wanna like talk about stuff like that but like people are singing on Bumble, so. Yeah,

Well I'm shadow banned anyway.

You're

What? I'm banned.

You're banned?

Yeah.

Then go be bad.

No, I mean banned.

You're banned from what?

From Bumble.

That's it. Okay. I love you. I trust. See you.

Okay, love you too. Bye.

Bye.

What does she say she's doing? Mirrors. What's that? What's mirrors pleasing herself in front mirrors. I don't understand what that means.

Stop destroying things that people have paid money to own. I think that is a very understandable, very reasonable take. Very agreeable.

And he called out Thor's incorrect interpretation of the initiative as well.

He didn't even get the cliff notes summary. Right? He missed all the QTS and got the bad ending on understanding the initiative from the jump here. Ross is correct. This

Has, I'm not really excited about video games. I'm just, I'm wondering why people hate this guy so much.

Drew was adamant fault, apologize and support the Stop killing games initiative. But

Because he was against an initiative that everyone's for what? A stupid, a bunch of nerds whining about the video game industry as if anything matters.

I

What time is it? Half eight might make dinner. It reminds me of the total biscuit days. And they keep whining about EA and the bad industry practices like microtransactions. Remember when they kept going on and on about micro transactions? Yeah, they made a big fuss about it but they still didn't go away. It got microtransactions in all games. Now people just accept it. Uh, people will whine, complain about it and then it becomes a norm and then they just forget about it and accept it. The video game industry's like, ha ha shark, we don't get, you are gonna accept it anyway. And people love spending money to buy packs on card games, stuff like that. But they'll complain about how it's bad practice and then they'll buy it anyway. That's why they're dumb. You should fly Venus out. I don't think I need to. She's rich. She's got like 200 million views on YouTube.

Mm-hmm <affirmative>

What's a channel? Venus Angelic.

What's that?

Oh, vex made a video about that. I, when vexed fatal mistake caught on stream. But he looked rough when he was hanging out with Johnny Somali. The hell happened. Was he depressed or something? And this is why I don't hang out with people when an ins insult becomes mentally unstable. Vex to what? Being emo about his tight ex from. Oh yeah. He had a tight ex trying to get her back. Oh shit. Who does that sound like? Oh shit. The bath girl replied. She said cheeky. Hmm. Doesn't seem upset by it. If fact, before he died he found a new T girl that loves him though. Uh, gotta be careful in Thailand. Past few months have been weird. What? For Venus? Why? What happened?

Okay. Alright, here you go. Sorry Peggy put you through this

Sam Pepper. Have his mom on this dream. I can't hear you

Now Mom. Good luck. Alright guys. Bye. I'm handing you over to Peggy and my mom.

<laugh>. Sam had his mom on his stream. <laugh>. That's funny. Imagine my mom being okay with that. She just said cheeky. Hmm. Oh, bicep time.

Okay. Testing. I am hungry. <affirmative>.

Hmm? I don't think that girl liked it when I said we could stay the night there too. Where's my jumper? What happened to Crypt? Crypt And Venus would get on like a house on fire. Oh, I'm cold tomorrow. Bog Hill and Tesco. Hmm. Well that was fun wasn't it? But back to some abnormality.

Cold.

Oh. Why is it so fucking cold? Cry To be back to fight off Venus. So I've got venison, venison, steaks,

Chicken,

These maybe. Hm bro. Garlic bread. I've about finished as much food as I can 'cause I'm gonna buy some new ones.

Buy some new food that,

That fridge is emptying out nicely. There's another all in the air fryer job

First of all. Hmm? Yes. I, oh it was all sticky. I brushed the broccoli with some oil So sticky

If even sounds like me when she Yeah, Crips came back from a camp thing. She was like, guys I got the passport. And then we all demanded a photo and she was like, okay, I'll do it when I'm back home. And then she never showed anything happy to show the post, but I can't even take a pictures of a passport. How much did I pay for the air fryer? It was cheap. It's like 50 pounds maybe Chef man. Dan the chef man.

Oh wait, I've got the chips.

Throw some chippies.

I got a girlfriend. Please don't stab me.

I want to go to that retail park. Well I also wanna go walking. Where is near Ston? I don't think Bog Hill is too far from Ston. If the weather's nice, I wouldn't mind having a walk. Ton's there. No, she's pretty far.

Mm-hmm <affirmative>

Um, Melbourne Red Ton. It's 20 minutes. It's like a triangle. Look, I'm there. I go We we see other direction. Is there anything around Lawton?

There's

A bunch of farms. She, windmill farm. Cesium would be seething if I got with Venus. Well isn't Cesium a big fan of Venus too? Goer is a bit further. Oh, where is it? Didn't I save it? Coombs Head Farm. <laugh>. Coombs Head farm. <laugh> cos head. Uh, where's go? Gli? Goli. Ah, don't make me type it. Oh okay. Li card. That's miles away. That's so No I'm not going there. Let's take like an hour to get there. No. 40 minutes or Oh yeah, but you do take the road that goes by Lauson. Nah uh, scavenger hunt. Well Ice Poseidon. I wish we'd just go live and do an IRLI. I like these events. And you do pass by go on the A 30 30 A hidden Valley. Kim is live. Are they still together or what? What's going on with them? They must be still together then. Oh. Broccoli got incinerated shaved. Broccoli's supposed to be brown. That's gonna be some crispy. Look at that.

Crisp.

Exactly what I wanted to do. Oh God. The scissors don't cut it. I groped her in his hot tub. What? I mean why is she in the hot tub then if she didn't like him? Oh my God it keeps sliding out. Stripper named Abby. Mm-hmm <affirmative> Women that just trouble aren't they? Ah. Scary isn't it? I think you're just having a good time and then all of a sudden get accused of this and that. Not easy being a man with busy fingers. Yeah, I don't know where to go. I wanna go to the retail park. But also I would like to walk into nature. Any nature around Longton? Longton, dog walking field. <laugh>. This is a field for walking your dog in rubbish. Longton Golf Club. Homely Garden Center. Me and Venus been on and off since 2019. Longton Castle. No, I want like a big nature trail to walk around and then go shopping. I guess it could be a bit further out. One Travelers rest. Brown Willy. How do I get there? An hour is too far away. Or I go to Bog Hill and then Oakham instead I could go shopping at co-op or Waitrose. Oh they've got little as well in Oakham. Yeah, but don't you have to pay for parking? Where's little Oh there's little

Long and short stay private land controlled parking area. The hell just let people park for free and do their shopping. The fuck are they doing? Imagine trying to profit off people parking when we're here to shop. It's 90 minutes. Maximum stay. Maybe it's free for 90 minutes.

Mm-hmm <affirmative>

Of venison and venison. Steak

And garlic

Bread. Yeah. I had to pay for parking when I took my mom to the hospital. Imagine trying to profit off of dying people and sick people. Sickening doctors and nurses shouldn't even get paid. They should be doing the job 'cause they want to help people not make money. Saw the troll met uh, Venus didn't he? They did a collab and uh, he's fine. I didn't get stabbed looking good. Traditional British meal. L

Mm Oh God. Hmm hmm mm-hmm <affirmative> Hmm. Maybe can catch up. Hmm, Hmm hmm. Getting hot. Somehow the broccoli is overcooked and undercooked at the same time. The raw Oh my God. Flew everywhere. Hmm. Pretty good Mel. Yeah. God. Uh uh uh ha. Oh shit.

That was a very nice meal. I'll do it later. Look, no washing up as well. Apart from this plate and this chopping board and life. No, my sister hasn't had the baby yet. September I think is the due date.

June date. The baby's Joe in September. Joe Date?

Hmm? There's like a button there

And

Post that one.

Oh, this one's.

How's the day been? Yeah. Pretty fun. Venus came, brought a bit of chaos. Made a dull day. Interesting. Got some Tinder matches. Should do a prediction. Is Venus gonna phone me tomorrow morning? Like she said. Why in the morning though? Why is she saying she wants to send me money? How much money she's drunk. Uh, well isn't it when you're drunk your true feelings come out. So if she messages me when she's drunk, I don't think people will lie when they're drunk. 'cause the true, true feelings come out. I dunno who's buzzing me. Hmm? Where's my orange? Damn Its orange is plump and juicy. I think this is gonna be a good one. Mm Ow. Ow. Ow. Do you know why when you eat something very sweet, your jaw muscles hurt, like they're burning for a few seconds. What is that? I've wondered. For example, you haven't had sugar for a few hours and then you suddenly you have something sweet or citric. You know the jaw muscles or the lump as you guys like to say, it's like this lactic acid burn in your cheeks. In the jaw muscle. Oh, that's weird, aren't I? Yeah.

And then once you've been eating it, it stops hurting saliva glands. Well so the citric acid's getting in the glands. No, it's not my teeth, it's my chewing muscle. Also. Have you ever pe and when when you think you've stopped peeing, you, you tense up your willy to like square out the last drops but you tense it too hard and too fast and then you get cramp in your willy. I dunno what that is. You know like, you know the willy goes all the way up your button near the bum now right up there. It gets cramped when I tense too hard and fast when my wordy goes up near the bum hole. Well I can't put a camera there. Can I orange kick? You can't eat an orange silently. It's juicy and squelchy once for dinner I had venison grill steaks with chips, crispy tenderloin broccoli and garlic bread. I can't get it out. The hole's too tight.

Okay, I'm finished. Oh no, I'm fine, I'm fine. Hey babe.

Hello? Hello.

Hey, I just wanted to ask, uh, like how are you doing? Sorry. Yes.

Okay. Who are you talking to?

Who I'm talking to?

Yeah.

Yeah. At the bartender.

Ah, you getting drinks? You know,

You know you gotta drink. You, you gotta drink <laugh>. I'm kidding. Yeah, no, I was actually just thinking about

About what?

About you?

Mm-hmm <affirmative>.

So yeah.

That's nice.

Yeah.

I'm drinking tea.

You're drinking? What are you drinking? Anyway, don't forget to call me in the morning.

Okay. I'm drinking jasmine tea.

Oh okay. That's sweet. That's really nice. Drink to drink.

Yeah. What are you drinking?

Uh, I was drinking my bad girl and a bad girl so yeah.

Okay. Well have a nice drink.

You gonna spend my later, okay. Okay. Is it on the livestream? Yeah. Love.

Love you too.

Bye. You gonna talk about me?

Uh, no.

Good babe. Love you. Bye. See

Ya. She there. My phone's popping tonight. Why is she in Budapest? At least she's not banned on Airbnb like me. Oh no. I've got chocolate in my shirt. Oh God. His shirt's covered in stains. It's disgusting. Why is Discord weird? Next one will be black hole <laugh>. You need a black hole. What about Mars, Saturn? Do I like Polish girls? I never met one. Oh wait, I have, I went, I went on a date two dates with a Polish girl or woman. 41-year-old back in 2022. Yeah, she had a nice body. Her face was okay. I rate her four out of 10.

I

She said her moderator that she fell out with the mud. He stole the footage. She's calling again. Okay. Hello?

Hello. Can you see me? Yeah.

Yeah.

Looking good.

<laugh>. No. Um, I also wanted to ask, uh, oh my God, I forgot the question I wanted to ask you. I'm so sorry. Sorry, I literally forgot it. Um, sorry. I was, oh my God. I wanted to ask you something important, but I forgot it. Oh yeah. Uh, actually I wanted to ask you, um, the, the thing I call you in the morning. Um, do you think I can have like a chat then? Do you think you can chat in the morning?

Yeah, if I'm awake,

I call. I mean you live in Bath Lake, London and I live in Bud. It's a couple of hours away. That's really cute. So like we can talk <laugh>.

Yeah, we can.

Yeah. Um, yeah because like I can take the train and like take the ferry to like ba I don't wanna because I lived in actually ba before I did that. So yeah, I was just like wondering like, you know, because I wanna meet you really badly. Yeah,

We can. Oh, she hung up. Well she wants to come to Bath. She lived in Bath before. When? I don't know if I stream with her though. I'd be a bit nervous. I will she behave on stream. I'd wanna get in trouble just kick even care what you do on stream. I'm more worried about the police to be honest. <laugh>, I'm more worried about the UK police.

I

Uh, what would she even do? I don't know. Like flash her boobs or say the N word. Well I'm 36 so hope you don't mind. We could go meet Pierre too. I heard your friends. Yeah. I wanna meet you too Venus, since 2019. I'll try to meet you in 2023. But you didn't reply to me when I was in Japan, but it's okay. Yeah. Appears in my discord now. How can you guys love each other so fast? Uh, well we've known each other for many years now. Are we gonna have sex? Um, yeah, could be. But my Willie is very large so I've been told I am not trolling. I feel like I'm the one getting trolled. You guys trolling me.

Uh,

What to do tomorrow?

Maybe I'll buy some new shoes. I'll go to the retail park, do some food shopping. I don't really want to go to Bog Hill. There's a big walk. Oh yeah, I was gonna go to Oak Hampton. Little mm, I don't know. Hmm. Retail park tomorrow or Bulk Hill Tomorrow Plus little and then retail park Monday. Well on a Sunday. Redford Lake. I don't think I've seen that place. The retail park has pound land B and m, shoe zone Ms Food hall and pet pets for us or something. It could be like walking around, shopping places, kind of content. And then I could do bulk Hill plus Oak Campton little Monday and I've got lamb. I've got leftover lamb and chips and broccoli for tomorrow dinner. And then for lunch I can just make a bacon sandwich. I don't think I need to go food shopping tomorrow. I don't know why'd I go there if not. Food shopping. Yeah. What's this planetary theme that's going on? Moon and um, the big ball in the sky. The sun, the moon Earth. Who was Earth? Earth and Mercury? Neptune. I didn't meet her in 2019 but we had like a back and forth. She, I remember she was streaming and her viewers were saying she should meet me. And then I got excited at the idea. But then Shahir said I'm not allowed to meet her. No. 2019. I think she was doing livestream. I remember Sheira said she was crazy. Told me not to meet her. The podcast was in 2021.

Apparently they fell out and then he didn't release the video. He stole it. A hero loses again.

Well I treat all the goals really nicely. What you're talking about. You can fix it. Yeah. I'll take her to Bog Hill. 15,000 step trek and then we bang on the top of the rocks. All the sheep can watch. No one would even know. Basically what you do is you get to the top of the peak where the stones are. You have a look around 360 scan. You wouldn't see anyone. And if there was someone coming, you'd see them way before. I mean what are they gonna do? It would probably take half an hour. I mean you see them in the distance. It'll take half an hour for them to get to where we are. Could easily bank could probably get fully naked on the tour and bang, even if there was someone on the horizon. But she can just wear a skirt with no underwear. Don't have to get naked from loved all to living. Do the epic saga. She can have a go on Bobby if she wants. Hmm. Good thing I didn't book the ticket to Thailand. Maybe I gotta have a look at cars at Longton. Have a look at the car dealership and then go to the retail park. Could be fun to see if they would buy my car. Why? Hmm. I don't know. It's just sometimes I feel like, for example, if I want to go to Bath, it's a pain in the backside. I've got a charge halfway there. Any cheap, even a cheap banger, petrol Carty, three to 400 miles in one go.

Maybe she's banned from Japan. I don't really wanna go to Japan anyway. Is she my type? Yeah. She looks a lot like Mila.

Yeah,

But I wanna wash her hair. Is this a good life to be living? Uh, I've got Kit Kats oranges. Jasmine tea. What else do you need? Life of the god's. Oh, Hobe. How's the bed? Hope it's nice and soft for you. Ugh. What's the fluffy thing? It's my willy warmer. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Hmm. Call her. Pull it now. Hello?

Hi, Danielle. <laugh>.

What you what? Say?

Uh, I'm, I'm just, I'm just here

Doing what?

What

What you doing?

What are you saying?

I'm just streaming.

I'm just sitting like that. <laugh>.

Show me your bed.

Yeah. You gonna put

No

Put on. It's like pretty dark in here so I can only show you like this. Like it, it's pretty dark. I can't show you like the full thing. It's in the dark.

I can't see anything. It's all black.

Yeah, yeah. Anyway, I'm just in my bed. Yeah. It's pretty nice. Yeah, I was thinking of you.

I was thinking of you too.

Thank you. That's me.

Mm. Not much.

Oh no.

What?

I blocked my audio so I cannot hear you. Oh,

I wasn't saying anything <laugh>.

That's fine.

Yeah. Yeah. So you going sleep now?

Probably. I, I don't know. Like, I mean I, I mean I might go to see Yeah.

When you come into the uk,

Um, I honestly, I'm not a big fan of the uk but if it's for you, if it's for only you, I would be willing to come <laugh>.

Okay. UK's not that bad. Just London's bad.

I would come to where you are.

Mm. It's nicer

For out.

Yeah. I take you to the mall.

Yeah.

And there's hang out. There's nice hills.

Nice hills. Okay. Like nature and stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah. Well, well yeah. Okay. That sounds sweet. Yeah. Well yeah.

Okay.

I trust you.

Yeah, I trust you too.

Okay. Um, have a good stream. I may watch a little bit. Um, maybe come in some bullshit. <laugh>.

Okay. Maybe. See you

Love you <laugh>.

What? What? What did she say? Don't cheat on me. How do you guys catch what she said? <laugh>? I did. Would you never cheat? Who's more scared of who? Why would you not trust me? Well, I don't cheat all the time. Actually I only cheated three out of seven times. No, four out seven times. You are older than her. That is true. Very true. Is that Daniel Craig? Oh my god. That's insane. Oh God. How many subs to drink? All the beers? Uh, I would not even try. I can drink half of one beer and then I'm done. Yeah. I'm not a good drinker. I wonder how many drinks Venus had tonight. Door is locked.

Oh, it's dark. It's

Scary. Do I still lift those weights? Yeah. Did five sets today. Oh, I need fresh tissue paper. Keep going through the tissue paper So quickly prepare that for later. Go on a late night walk. Mm yeah. Maybe Venus and I have a six later. Why would you put it in your bed? Because I wake up in the middle of the night with a massive bowl. Oh no. I changed my shirt. Oh. Ooh. Ooh. You're in a relationship with her. For how long? Um, five hours. Well, how long we've been in a relationship? Well how long will we be? Depends how good the cereal is. I guess this does not taste like tobacco. Every time I turn you are walking around like a maniac. Well if I just sit on the seat it looks like there's no movement. Like the stream froze or something. 'cause I'm too, I'd be like this completely still. It is better if there's a movement. It looks like the stream is dynamic. I would like to get a like a Hmm. Like a full body mirror. I wonder if I can get one tomorrow at pound land. That one here would be pretty nice. Just so I can check myself out.

I have a big mirror upstairs but I use it upstairs for you know what? You both have a doll obsession. Well I got obsession banging dolls and she's got obsession being the doll. Maybe we're a good fit.

Oh

Huh? I don't like it when it comes out your nose. Have I eaten my doll out? I sucked his Willie.

Mm.

Maybe I like this one more. Yeah, they posted about her talking about Daniel on how Reddit <laugh>. He looks like a crazy person. He looks like he could be clever. Where's tb? I think I gave him like a one hour ban and then he didn't come back. He got mad. Why are you vaping? I don't know. Thought I'd give it a try. We lost Wallo tb Moon. They all got temporary banned and then Rage Quitted. His lips looked swollen. Uh, no they don't. That's just what my lips look like. Hmm. No I didn't get lip fillers. Girls always like my lips. They say they're nice and soft to kiss. I've got a natural lip filler if I cancel my Thailand trip. What's my new plan? Meet Venus. Uh, take her to Bog Hill.

I

Take her to Redford Gorge. See the devil's cauldron? Hmm? Take her to the cheese ring. Think of a gamba we can do now. Will Venus phone tomorrow? That could be a good one. Well I have to wait until tomorrow for that one. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative> Why are you drinking acid? I hate someone sent them to me. I didn't buy it myself. A lot of stuff people sent. Like someone sent the fly. Buzzer Zapper. Someone sent the vera. Someone sent this. This camera. Doing you bad. Why? What's wrong with it? I dunno. I think I'm immune to nicotine. I don't feel anything. I wish I could do the Malaysian accent. It's funny. It's like when you want to meet a girl LA you go to the girl. I can't do it at all. <laugh>. They put LA at the end of sentences. Why you smoking that La <laugh>? I can't at all. I think it's one of the hardest accents today. My mom doesn't have the Malaysian accent. It's weird. My mom's accent doesn't actually sound like my relative's accents. My mom has like her own unique accent after me and Blood bucket did it. I think she shaved off all her hair using the shaver that she bought me.

No, she shaved all her hair off. Goodness. Show Venus My cheese ring and my bog hill. And what the other places we go to that have funny names. CL Hill's. Not very funny. Take it to be be Beach. Clt. Hill. <laugh>. <laugh>. It's disgusting. Where did she suddenly start talking about me on Instagram? Did someone say something about me or did she just start saying it on her own? Having a good time? I hear laughter. Enjoying the weekend with friends and family with no secrets. Nothing's to hide. No internet weirdos to worry about just enjoying each other's company. Or maybe over some wine cigars canceling my plans. I don't have any plans. I just have all these, oh, maybe I'll do this. Maybe I'll do that. I think it was quite a massive date. Had one of the biggest developments we've ever had. We've entered a new paradigm out with the crypt in with the Venus. Hmm.

<affirmative>

Unlikely to show. Mm. She did ignore me when I was in Japan a couple years ago. But maybe she had stuff going on. I mean, we are pretty close now since we're both in Europe. She's gonna sober up and realize what she's done. Well like, I mean what's the worst that's gonna happen while we have sex? And then I complain about her.

I,

I wonder what she smells like. I would describe my smell as um, actually I can't smell my armpits right now. Like a musty onion. I have the European stink gene. I might look Asian but I got the big witty white gene and I've got this stink gene and I've got the freckle gene from my white side. She can talk shit about you too. <laugh>. I mean what can she say that I haven't already said myself as? You know what I smell like You just rub your armpit and smell it. I can't think of anything that you guys don't know. Like you can see me naked. You've seen my skin. I've described to you my smell. I'm basically immune. There's nothing you can say about me that I haven't already said myself. Like I know I suck at risk and I suck at talking or new New. I don't really see what someone could say.

You refuse to say to Elvis. I've already said it. A Japanese woman gave me money to come and see her. I took the money and I went and saw someone else and then I blocked her. It wasn't that much money. It was like a thousand pounds or something at the time. It felt like a big amount of money 'cause I was broke and I was young back then. I was like 22 years old. Suddenly it gets sent a couple thousand. I took the money and I, I used it to see another girl. That was it really. She threatened that she'd go to the police and report me. This was back in 2013. She was on my mixy spamming my stuff saying scammer who's a scammer? Saggy sheet. And then, yeah. Do you remember Mixy? It was like Japan's Facebook at the time. He would just write entries like a blog entry. It kind of fell off when I think Japanese people moved over to the line. I mean I already banged her. I spent three months banging her back in 2013 and I was gonna go back to see her. But then Chlamydia girlfriend started messaging me. So I thought, uh, I think I'll just go see Chlamydia girlfriend 'cause I haven't banged her yet.

Why would you go back to bang the same old woman when you could bang a new woman that's better looking? It's not illegal. I mean she sent me the money voluntarily, but I was a bit scared actually. 'cause I thought she was like gonna come after me. It was probably her husband's money anyway. I mean she didn't have her own money. No. It was the crazy Japanese woman who I met with her husband at Yaku and then I had an affair with her for like three months. But the husband knew we were spending the night. I don't know. She would text her husband saying, I'm going to be hanging out with Daniel tonight. And he'd be like, okay. And then we'd go book a love hotel and she would pay for everything. And then she'd go back home and I'd go back to the guest house and we'd meet up the next day for hin. We'd go to KU where they go to the love hotels. She kept saying, oh I'm so blessed 'cause two men love me. So I had an affair with two married women. The second one was this Hong Kong woman. She came all the way to Japan to see me. She puts an Airbnb near where me and Shahir lived so we could meet up and bang.

But she didn't really, I don't know, we didn't really click well. She said she was a bit disappointed, said it didn't. I wasn't the same as I appeared on video in the videos. Said the magic vanished. Yeah, the straight pubic hat. She must be like 45 now. I think she was in her late, mid late thirties when we met back in 2018. She was one of the first crazy fan girls. Flew all the way from Hong Kong just to meet me. And she brought me a box of pot noodles. I took one part but I put it in the bin because I was worried Jira would find out about it. She been the whole box of pot noodles. 'cause I didn't go back to take them. And I remember I stormed out on Jiro and I was in that hotel. The Hong Kong woman has messaged me saying I could come stay with her and we could fuck raw. And I didn't do it. I stayed alone in the hotel streaming playing Rainbow Six. Crazy wasn't it? If it was now I'd go running. Even Mila was a little homewrecker. Mila was messaging me in 2018 saying stuff like, do you want to cheat?

I,

All these viewers didn't give a shit that I was married. And when a girl wants a guy and they don't care about the marriage stuff, they'll just take what they want if they can.

Mm-hmm <affirmative>

And women can be cutthroat. I regret losing me. Like yeah, I guess so. But she was obviously bored of me. And the funny thing is, if she met me now, I think we'd have fun. I got the car, got a house. I think I'm a more interesting version of myself now than I was back then. But I probably said all these horrible things. I don't know if she found out. I, I don't really think I said hor that horrible things about her. Like I've always said, I've always liked her the most out of everyone I dated and I've found her the most attractive and I felt the most feelings for her compared to everyone else. And I never said she smelled or she was fat or anything. Did I trash me? No, I don't think I trashed her A bit sad to think her grandmother that might have passed away. She was the nice lady. Let me stay at the house. Cooks me dinner. She called her stupid. Did I? I don't remember what I say. I, I did call her bitch a lot of times, didn't I? When she dumped me I was like fucking stupid fucking bitch. Waste my time.

Well I was emotional. I did also spill all her secrets. One hour to go.

I,