What's my favourite type of porn

Hey and welcome back. So it's Monday,

which means I can finally get back to

making videos. You might have noticed that

I don't upload videos over the weekend,

and that's because my parents are at home

over the weekend and I just don't feel

comfortable making videos when there's

people around. However, I do make videos

on my gaming channel, so if you really

can't wait until Monday and you really

want some videos from me, you can check

out my gaming channel, which is where I

play video games for like an hour for each

video, and I ramble and rant all on about

random things. Anyway, recently a

supporter on Patreon has asked me a bunch

of questions, and I'd like to make this

video dedicated to responding to that

person's questions. So first question,

why are you so open and share so many

crazy things about yourself? I don't

really have like a close friend or people

that I feel like I can talk to about

personal things or issues that I'm having,

so I find it very therapeutic to be able

to make videos and talk about personal

issues and problems I'm having in life and

talk about embarrassing stories or past

experiences. I guess for me it's kind of

like self-therapy. For some reason, I just

don't find it embarrassing at all sharing

these personal and embarrassing stories

with people. Also, it's like a bonus to be

able to get money from just talking. I

guess it's kind of comparable to doing

porn. It's like, it's kind of exciting

sharing this intimate and personal side of

yourself with thousands of random people

on the internet. What is a regular day for

you like? What time do you wake up? Then

what do you do afterwards? What time do

you sleep? So I go to work at like 10 PM,

and then I come home at 6 AM. I go to

sleep at 7 AM, then I wake up at 1 PM,

and then for the next 5 or 6 hours I make

videos, I play games, I do drawings, I do

translating, and then I have dinner, and

then I do a bit more drawing and gaming

for a few more hours, and And then I go

back to work, and then I come home, and

it's just like rinse and repeat, this

continuous cycle that never ends. It's

pretty boring, actually. What do you eat

for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Usually

when I wake up, I just have a coffee and a

banana or a biscuit. And then for dinner,

my mum usually makes something like

stir-fry or fried rice, or English food

like shepherd's pie, lasagna, or roast

dinner. And then around 2 AM at work, I

just have a sandwich and a packet of

crisps. I don't eat a lot. That's probably

why I'm so skinny. Can you cook well? Um,

yeah, I think I'm actually not too bad at

cooking. I can cook simple stuff like

fried rice or stir-fries. Actually, there

was a point in my life a few years ago

where I was really into cooking and I was

making stuff all the time like fried

foods, cakes, pies. And when I was in a

relationship with my ex-Japanese

girlfriend, the one I nearly married, I

used to do all of the cooking and I really

enjoyed it. I enjoyed going to the

supermarket with her and trying to decide

what we were going to have for dinner.

And I remember when I was cooking, like,

I'd be standing at the stove frying stuff,

she would stand behind me and she would

put her hands down my trousers and start

giving me— whoa, that wasn't part of the

question! I really don't mind being the

main cook in a relationship. I actually

enjoy going to the supermarket and doing

food shopping, doing grocery shopping,

and picking out ingredients. How much porn

do you watch every day? Okay, so let's

talk a bit about porn. So I don't actually

watch porn every day. It really depends on

my mood. If I'm feeling kind of down and

depressed, then I won't watch anything. I

just like masturbate for a few minutes to

get it over and done with and just go to

sleep. Even if I'm in like a bad mood, I

would still do it. Ever since I started

doing it, I haven't really gone a single

day without doing it. I guess I'm kind of

addicted. Even last year when I went to

Taiwan and I was staying at my friend's

house, this girl that I was really

attracted to, I was sharing a bedroom with

her brother and I used to do it when he

went to the shower in the morning. And it

was kind of exciting trying to see if I

could finish before he got back. Luckily,

he never got back before I finished, so I

don't think that he realized or that he

found out that I was masturbating in his

bedroom when he was having a shower.

That's kind of messed up, isn't it? What

kind of porn do I watch, you might be

wondering? So 90% of the stuff that I

watch is mainly Japanese stuff, like

Japanese girls, Japanese mom, Japanese

MILF, Japanese mature woman. It's very

rare that I watch non-Asian porn. I did

try watching Korean and Chinese porn

before, but it was just so bad and

amateurish. And that's the reason why I

just stick to Japanese porn, because it's

so much better. Sometimes I do get a bit

bored with Japanese porn, and during those

times I like to search for black women

porn. And that's mainly because black

women are like the polar opposite of

Japanese women, and they serve as a good

palate cleanser for those times when I'm

feeling kind of adventurous and a bit

burnt out on Japanese porn. I'd say that

the strangest porn I've ever watched

involved a dog and a woman. That was some

messed up stuff. Never watching that

again. Okay, that's enough about porn.

What's the next question? Where do you

stay? You seem to move around a lot, like

Japan and whatever. Do your parents give

you money? So I like to stay at my

parents' house because I like to treat it

as like a home base whilst I move around

different countries. So for example, I'd

go to Japan for a few months, and then I'd

go to Korea for a few months, and then I'd

come back home and I'd get like some kind

of shitty job, save up some money, and

then go back to Japan the next year and go

back to Korea. And I've been repeating

this cycle for about the last 8 years of

my life. I really like this lifestyle

because it means that I'm not tied down to

one place. I have freedom to move around

and go to different countries whenever I

want to. If I moved out and got my own

place and got like a proper job, I would

feel like I was stuck to one place and I

wouldn't have freedom, and I'd find that

kind of lifestyle to be really

suffocating. My parents don't give me any

money. They might give me like a small

amount of money for Christmas or

birthdays, but they never give me like a

large amount of money just for nothing out

of nowhere. Sometimes they do lend me

money. For example, last year I needed to

borrow some money to buy a plane ticket to

come home, but I did pay them back that

money. So I never just take or accept

large amounts of money. I think it's

important to earn my own money so I can

fund these trips to Japan and South Korea

that I usually make. Next question: What

do you think your mental age is? I think

my mental age is extremely low, maybe like

15 or 16 years old. I really don't feel

like an adult or a serious mature person.

I'm really immature. What do you want to

do with your life? Maybe become an artist

or something? I think my biggest dream in

life, my biggest goal in life would be to

be able to make money doing the things

that I love. For example, drawing or

translation or even making videos for

YouTube. I don't actually hate my job that

much. I mean, the work's easy and simple.

You just go in and you can kind of like

switch off and go into autopilot mode and

just think about other things whilst

getting stuff done. I'd rather have a job

that's easy and simple and low-paid than a

higher-paid job that comes with more

stress and more responsibility, just

because I want a simple, easy lifestyle

that's not complicated. I don't care if a

doctor or heart surgeon makes more money.

I don't feel like it's worth the extra

stress that comes with the job. I don't

feel like the extra studying and time and

effort that's required to get that kind of

job is worth the extra money. I guess I'm

just a simple person who wants to live a

simple life. Is that so bad? The thing I

hate about my job most is having to deal

with idiotic and irritating customers.

80% of the customers are fine, they're

friendly and polite, but you get this

small handful of customers that just ruin

your day. And there's this certain group

of customers that I absolutely hate, and

those are the Irish gypsies, the Irish

travellers. Now, if you're a normal,

regular, decent Irish person, no offense,

but these Irish traveller people are just

like the scum of the earth. They're like a

complete plague on society. If you're from

America and you don't really know what I'm

talking about, I guess they're kind of

like the UK's equivalent of trailer trash.

They always come into the petrol station

at like midnight or 2 AM. They come in

drunk, they start fighting and arguing

inside of the store, they walk around in

their pajamas and their bathrobes. They

have absolutely no shame, and they're

constantly shoplifting. Recently it's been

fairly quiet, but last year there were 2

major incidents when there were 3 of these

Irish women, and one of them came in, she

pissed herself on the floor, which was

kind of like a distraction. So my coworker

had to go and mop up the piss, and the

second woman was distracting me by buying

stuff. So I was dealing with her at the

cash register, and then the third woman

was walking around the store shoplifting

stuff. And the one who pissed herself,

she was like crying and screaming. It was

complete chaos. And then there's this

other time when about 8 of them came in at

2 AM completely drunk. They were all

holding glasses of beer which they

probably stole from the pub. And they

started fighting and shouting like usual.

And there was this woman who was like

attacking this man. She was punching him

and shouting at him, and she picked up the

wet floor sign and she started smashing it

over his head, and she was knocking stuff

over in the store. It was, it was just

crazy. And my coworker told me to call the

police, and I didn't quite know how to use

the phone at the time. And I had never

called the police before in my life

because I just haven't been exposed to

violent people. And I kind of panicked and

I pressed the 2 red emergency panic

buttons that are behind the till. And 10

minutes later the police came, and by then

the Irish people had all disappeared, so

it wasn't much help. There's actually this

policewoman who often comes to the petrol

station, and I really like her. She's

really cute. She's like kind of short,

she's got brown hair, her face is really

sweet. And it's kind of rare for me

because I don't usually film myself up in

the night. No, I don't usually feel

attracted to Caucasian women, and yeah,

every time she comes into the petrol

station, I do feel a bit excited and like

my heartbeat's getting faster when I see

her. Maybe I should ask her out. I wonder

if she has a boyfriend. Oh wait, I already

have a girlfriend, don't I? But it'd be

interesting if I had a girlfriend who was

a policewoman, wouldn't it? Recently I

found out her name's Abigail because I

heard her coworker talking to her and he

called her Abigail, which I was kind of

surprised because she doesn't seem like an

Abigail. I was guessing her name would be

something like Samantha. I think that

Samantha really suits her. I think that

Sammy would really suit her. Have your

parents ever beat you or abused you when

you were a child? No, they haven't, but

when I was young, me and my sister were

always fighting and we were pretty

naughty, so my mum used to hit us with

this wooden spoon. She would like chase us

around and hit us on the back of the legs

with this wooden spoon, and sometimes I'd

run up to the toilet, to the bathroom,

and lock the door. And I'd be in there

begging my mum. I'd be saying things like,

please mum, don't, don't do it. I'm sorry.

Please don't do it. It's funny to think

about it now, but at the time it was

absolutely terrifying. Next question:

would you get into bodybuilding? Um, no,

I wouldn't get into bodybuilding. I have

zero interest in building muscles or going

to the gym. Sure, it'd be nice to be less

skinny and bulk up a little bit, but I

just don't want to spend hours and hours

every day in a gym doing repetitive tasks

and lifting weights. It's just not worth

the time or effort. Besides, my lack of

muscle has never really prevented me from

finding sexual partners, so I don't really

feel like bodybuilding is important. Oh,

I missed some questions. Relationships.

Do you know what is MGTOW? Yeah, it's men

going their own way, which is basically

what I do every time I come to the end of

a disastrous relationship. Every time I

come back from Japan, I'm like I'm never

going to Japan ever again. I don't want to

get— I don't want to get involved with

women ever again. And this usually lasts

for like a year or 2, and then I get the

itch to go back to Japan, and then I go

back to Japan, and then I get myself into

another shitty relationship with another

boring woman. And, um, yeah, someday I

would like to get married and be a father,

but right now that's not really important

to me. Okay, so here's a big question.

Um, what is your dream girl? Uh, that's a

difficult question to answer, so If it was

like an ideal world, in the perfect world,

imagine if I could create my own

girlfriend as if we're playing The Sims.

I would make her look pretty much like me.

She would be half Asian or full Asian,

and she'd be kind of slim but not too

skinny, but she wouldn't be chubby. I

guess like average. And the reason why I'd

prefer her— the reason why I'd make her

Asian is because if I had kids with her,

I would want my kids to actually look like

me. If I had kids with like a

blonde-haired, blue-eyed woman and our kid

came out to be blonde, blonde-eyed and

blue-haired, or the other way around, I'd

be like, who is this kid? Is this kid

actually my kid? He looks nothing like me.

I think that one of the reasons there's

like this wall between me and my dad is

because we look nothing like each other.

I feel like I'm closer to my mum just

because I look more like her.

Personality-wise, I think she'd be like me

as well, you know, kind of nerdy, kind of

bookish, quiet, reserved. She would be

into things like Star Wars, sci-fi movies,

video games, YouTube. She wouldn't be a

smoker, she wouldn't be religious.

Drinking's okay if it's in moderation. So

I guess my ideal girlfriend would

basically be a female version of me.

Also, she can't be a serious, uptight kind

of person. She has to be playful and kind

of immature, and she needs to have a good

sense of humor, like a dark sense of

humor. And she can't be the kind of person

who gets offended easily. Because that's

just boring. And she also has to really

like having sex. That's really important.

And on to the final bunch of questions.

Phew, we're almost there. It's almost time

for dinner. We're almost done. Just a few

more minutes. So Eurasian Tiger and

Persephone, how did you guys find each

other? So it all started when some random

person started linking my videos on the

r/happos Reddit, and I think that's how

Eurasian Rider found my videos or my

channel. Were you guys friends? No, we

were not friends. Is there a chance you

guys can become friends? I don't think

there's any chance of us becoming friends

because we're just like the complete

opposite kinds of people. It's like

EurasianRiser said himself, we're like the

opposite sides of the same coin.

EurasianRiser is very negative and hateful

towards the things that I'm kind of

positive towards. For example,

EurasianRiser seems to be very against

interracial marriage and relationships,

and he seems to be very ashamed or

embarrassed or or unhappy about the fact

that he's half Asian, and it seems like he

wants to be white or he wants to look more

white. And I'm the complete opposite. I'm

actually really happy and proud of my

Asian appearance. And actually, when I was

younger, I used to wish that I was full

Asian. I wish I was 100% Asian. I wish I

looked more Asian because I thought Asian

people looked really cool. And I think one

of the reasons for this is because when I

was younger, when I was a school kid, I

used to get bullied all of the time

because I looked Asian, because I looked

different. And I just refuse to let the

bullies make me feel ashamed or

embarrassed for looking Asian. Also, it

seems like Eurasian Writer has absolutely

no respect for people who have views that

oppose his views, and it's just like, if

you don't agree with Eurasian Writer,

then he thinks you're an idiot, and he

comes across as being really arrogant,

and I just don't want to be friends with

someone like that. And when it comes to

Persephone, I just don't have any interest

in being her friend. There's just

something strange about her, like her body

language, the way she speaks. There's

something off about her, and I can't quite

put my finger on it. Also, she's like way

too serious and uptight, and she can't

take a joke, and she just seems to have

absolutely no sense of humor. Sorry, I'm

sorry, Persephone. I just don't have

feelings for you. You can— you should go

for EurasianRyza because he seems to have

like deep romantic feelings for you. You

know, I think it would really work out

between the two of you. So I think I

answered all of the questions. My voice is

starting to go, so I think I'm gonna wind

down the video. If you would like me to

make a personal question and answer video

for you, then you can find out how on my

Patreon page. It's not free because I just

don't have the time to be making loads of

Q&A videos for everyone, and I kind of

want to like get rid of the trolls, stop

the trolls and the haters from leaving

stupid questions like, why are you such a