How to build a Castle in Palworld

Ow, fuck you.

Testing.

Testing.

So I want to build a new castle. I might

build it here, or maybe up there.

This one already has a gate entrance

thing.

Oh, chest.

Oh, what's that over there?

Big dinosaur.

Oh, oh, that's my base. I forgot I built a

base there. Yeah, I got a little mining

base here. I thought

it was just a random dinosaur.

I wonder if there's other castles in the

And there's a pretty big castle here as

well.

I wonder what's here. I still haven't

explored this area.

Hmm, what should I do?

I'm playing the game on my laptop,

don't have an Xbox.

So I could build the new castle here

within these ruins,

or I could go explore and see what's over

Maybe I'll check out this area first.

Maybe there's a better castle.

I wish these mounts were a bit faster. So

slow.

It's actually faster to just drop like,

like this. This is faster.

Is that a boss over here?

So I want to build a castle live, and then

I can download the stream and then edit it

into a video, because my last castle video

did quite well.

I wanted to do online, but every time I

set the server to multiplayer, it crashes

the game.

Very weird.

I wonder if I can clear this forest and

put a castle there.

I got this game— oh, I got this game on

Xbox Gaming Pass, so it's free.

If you pay for Gaming Pass.

I wonder if I just make my own castle

without building it around ruins and I

just chop down this forest, because this

is a pretty nice area. Oh, why does this

stupid Windows News tab keep sliding

in from the left?

Another church.

This is a really low-level area. What is

this?

Level 2.

How come I never explored here before?

I wonder if I can make a massive bridge

going over the river.

I don't think you can because the

foundations can't just float. I don't

know, maybe you can actually. Maybe I'll

I don't think you can.

No, you can't. May I put a roof?

What if you do this and

then you put a roof like

You can't, not enough support. It's not

like Fortnite where you can just build a

bridge without any support.

I can't place the support into the water.

No, you can't build a bridge.

This weird thing's happening. The Windows

toolbar at the bottom won't disappear when

I click on the game.

It's on

full screen. That's weird.

Don't know how to fix that.

Natural bridge. Oh,

these sound effects sound just like Zelda.

Can you hear the sound effects? I don't

know if I have a sound on, on the stream.

Why is there a floating stick?

Ooh, this is a pretty nice place. What if

you build a base on that piece of rock

sticking out?

I can't believe this game just randomly

came out and it's instantly better than

any Pokémon game ever. Imagine having a

Pokémon game where you can do even half

the stuff you can do on this. Pokémon

Arceus looks so rubbish compared to this.

Got bland, empty open world, you can't do

anything in it. In this you can mine

materials, build bases.

The fact you can just build stuff

instantly makes it more interesting. So

you could build a base on this rock here

if you wanted to. I haven't

really gone to the desert island because I

kept dying. This area

is kind of boring.

Where would be a good place to build a

base? What's over here?

I did it again. I know why. Because when I

drag the mouse right to the bottom of the

screen, it's hovering over the Windows

toolbar.

Uh, where should I build it?

Well, about here looks quite nice.

I like having water nearby.

I've only got one bullet.

Oh my God, I missed.

I could make a little— I wonder if you

could make a bridge here.

Oh, why not? Why can't I place a wall

here? Maybe I can place stairs. Oh,

damn it. Why can't I place stairs?

Lame.

Oh my god, this is so annoying. Why is the

Windows taskbar visible with the game in

fullscreen? I keep accidentally dragging

the mouse down to the bottom and opening

it.

It's never done this before.

Let me Google it. Windows taskbar

won't disappear in fullscreen.

F11. Okay,

no, that's the sleep button. Trying to

trick me. It's got Z's on it.

I'm in full screen, but I can see the

stupid Windows taskbar at the bottom.

Why?

Oops.

For God's

sake.

It's just gonna get annoying when I build

because it keeps opening stuff when

I hover my mouse over it. So I can't

build a bridge. I can build half a bridge,

but it won't connect.

Stupid pal keeps getting hungry. I wish

you could disable hunger. It's so

Hold Ctrl.

No, that just kind of minimizes it and

maximizes it. I did Alt+Enter, which does

the same thing, but the Windows taskbar is

Maybe I'll build the castle up here.

I wonder if I can make the castle over the

water. Oh, this is where I had a base

before, because all this ore There's lots

of ore mines here.

I just did it again.

Whoops. Can I build a bridge over here?

Because that would be cool.

Oh, what? That's rubbish.

Why not? What about

staircase? Oh, I could build a staircase.

I know, what about this?

We do foundation here

and then a wall and then a roof.

Damn it, why not? Maybe that tree's

I don't know what that stupid beeping is

coming from the hallway. Every time— I

think it's— they got like an automatic

electric lock, or it's the phone. Every

time they come in and out, it goes

beeping. Very annoying.

And then build a wall here. What?

Why is it so restrictive, this building

thing? Look, I can't build one.

Stupid bird keeps getting in the way.

Why can't I build a staircase there?

I can build a platform, but it doesn't

connect to it.

Whoops, I really wanted

to build a bridge.

And then a gateway, and then build the

castle on the lake. But I don't think you

can do that.

Hmm, stupid inventory

keeps filling up as well.

I guess you can't build bridges in this

Okay, next location.

Can I build a bridge over this shallow

bit?

Is Daniel streaming using AV1? Yeah,

I think so, but I don't notice any

difference.

It keeps saying it's not on the ground.

See,

I think you just can't build on water. Oh

my god, I keep dragging my mouse over the

windows thing. This is so annoying.

Before, when to fix this, all you had to

do was Alt Alt+Tab.

I need to just find a place. Anywhere

would do, really, as long as it's flat.

Hmm, what about over there? It's pretty

flat.

Only 10 people here. Yeah, do you remember

I used to get like 1,000 viewers?

Those were the days. This is a pretty good

place for a base, nice and flat.

Yeah, I guess I'll just build it here.

Why not? I don't know if I like

the idea of building a castle onto ruins

of an old castle. See, it's kind of

disjointed.

Okay, so to build a castle, first you need

a power— oh, first I need to dismantle my

other castle because I can only have 3

bases. Where is it? I think it's this one.

Dismantle that, don't need it anymore.

I'm pretty sure my mic's plugged in.

Yeah, it's just the fan. I need the fan

on, otherwise the game will lag.

Okay, so I think I'll just begin with

building a floor. Floor should be wooden,

I think.

Why didn't it connect?

Stupid wolf, get out of the way.

Build a floor first.

Press the button. On the desktop and it's

opened a window. This is gonna be really

annoying. Oh, it's gone now, the little

Windows taskbar. Oh, I pressed the Windows

button, now it's come back on. What?

Damn it,

stupid Windows.

Is Palworld your favorite game?

Um, I don't know. I only play it to get

views on YouTube, otherwise I probably

wouldn't play it.

Oh, handgun ammo.

Oh, I sold my handgun cuz I needed money.

Ow. Oh, the Windows taskbar is gone.

Okay, I won't press Windows again,

just leave it like this.

I don't really have a favorite game right

now. I'm bored of Tekken, keep losing,

but the Palworld videos get a couple

thousand views, which makes me like $10,

$15 which is nice.

Okay, so first of all, I want to build a

power box. Put it

here, maybe. The stupid power

keeps getting in the way. Should be able

to build even if it's there, and then it

moves out of the way. Okay, build this

here. We need some storage boxes.

Not enough wood.

Oh, my axe is broken. This game's so

annoying. It's like everything's designed

Okay, I'll bring some wood over from my

other base. So the trick is just build a

storage box, put all the heavy

stuff in it.

I'm gonna get some wood.

My main base is here.

Why is a chicken sitting there? This is my

main base. I made like a makeshift castle,

but this is just for production. I don't

really care about it. So I've got

zero wood. Oh my god, no one's chopping

wood. Idiots.

Why is no one chopping wood?

I don't really want eggs, so these

guys should chop wood.

I really need wood.

Come on, chop faster.

It's funny cuz the Palworld videos don't

get any views in the first few days and

then suddenly they start getting a couple

thousand views just randomly and

then they don't get any more. They just

kind of flatten out after a couple

thousand. Very weird.

I think I need— yeah, I need some wool to

make a bed as well. I've already got wool,

just need wood.

Okay, where's my new base?

There.

The problem with this area, there's no

resources apart from one ore mine. What's

that? Is that rock or sulfur? I didn't

fix my, my axe.

Oh, that's sulfur. That's pretty good. I

need sulfur. Got some trees over there.

First I'll just get a bunch of cativers.

To do manual labor.

Maybe some monkeys.

What else?

You don't really need any pals to help you

build the castle.

That one's got a machine gun. Oh crap,

what's going on?

99999 damage. Uh, it's on fire.

That's not good. The Helldivers

video did really well. It made like $100.

I can't believe it. Stupidest video I've

ever made. Do you know why it got views?

I think because the game on launch, the

servers all crashed and there are a lot of

problems, so people really wanted to play

it but the game was down, so they came

onto YouTube to look for reasons why the

game sucks and they thought my video was

going to be about why the game's down,

why the server's having problems. I think

that's the only reason why that video blew

up. It's because it's actually—

the whole thing's on fire now. Stupid

wasps.

Is there game sound?

Stupid wasps.

I don't think there's game sound, but who

cares. Build stone foundations,

but I don't want the inside of my castle

to be made out of stone.

Okay, so I want windows.

Going around.

What? Why can't I build here? Too close to

a facility. Oh, because I put the stupid

power box there.

I'm gonna have to spread it out further.

I can't— I can't build it because of the

power box. Oh my god, I should not have

put the power box there.

Let's just dismantle it and do it again.

Oh, I didn't have to get rid of

all this then. Just get rid of the power

box. I don't even need the power box

really. You can build stuff anywhere.

Ah, stupid things keep attacking me.

Go away. Oh, now it's all on fire again.

What? Can't they get lost?

My dragon keeps setting stuff on fire.

So this is my house. Oh, what if I— oh my

God, imagine if I build my house in

Palworld like I built it in Minecraft,

just like the good old days. Do you

remember I built my house in Minecraft and

then Chihiro came home and she was like

shouting at me or something? Oh no,

I put all the stone in the storage box.

Is— oh, the storage box is still there.

Oh, thank God. I thought it

disappeared. And now these monkeys

are sitting there. Can they get out of the

I got to do some damage.

I'm wasting

my balls.

Ding, level up. Okay, if everything

can just leave me alone so I could build

the damn castle, that'd be great.

Okay, so we got the house.

Where should I put the door? Maybe I'll

put the door here.

Put the main house here, and then I want a

stone foundation going

around the outside of it.

I wonder if I could build my house from

the UK.

It'll look like this, but I guess— no,

it'll look like this but have a roof and

then a conservatory.

And then maybe I'll put the power box here

so it's out of the way, because you can't

build stuff near the power box for some

reason. Put it here, maybe bring

the powers back in.

And then build a second

So the whole point of this stream is I

want to make another video about how to

make a castle. I'm just going to

time-lapse all this, download the stream,

speed it up, do a voiceover.

Bada bing, bada bong.

Easy. $10 YouTube

You gotta make it look good for the

thumbnail.

I need wood. Problem is there's no trees

nearby. Go over here. Oh, there's a bunch

of wood here.

Okay, so that's the main building.

Build a path coming out like

this.

Now we need a perimeter wall.

Oops, this rock's gonna get in the way.

Um.

Uh, I can't— what?

I can't build it here because it slopes

up.

It's not very good.

Keep running out of materials.

Oh my God, what?

What do you mean not enough stone? Oh,

that's coal. I thought that was stone. Oh

my God.

Mhm,

okay. And then I

need cement. Oh my God.

Oh, I got loads of cement here. 20 cement.

How do I build more? I need power fluids.

Oh, I could make the rocket launcher.

Interesting.

What am I doing? Oh yeah, cement.

Can't make any more. Whatever.

Go to my base.

I should build a bed as well. I hate

nighttime, it's too dark.

I'll just put the bed here for now.

Hmm, so I want it to actually look like a

castle this time.

Oh my god, now I need stone.

I thought I brought stone.

Are these stupid idiots standing around

doing nothing?

Isn't this stone?

Why don't I have any place that has loads

of stone? Fine, I'll do it myself.

What if I put the gate— oh, I could put

the gate here, make like a portcullis.

I'll put the gate here. No, you can't have

a gate as the entrance to the castle. We

need a door. Maybe I'll put the gate—

really, the gate should be there,

shouldn't it?

Uh, I don't know where I should put the

I find I could put water to make a moat.

We should have built it on a little island

so we can have a moat. Oh look, there's an

island there. Should we start again?

Because it would look so much better if it

had a moat. I can see a little island

Okay, let's go.

Goodbye base. It's a rubbish castle

anyway.

The only important thing is the thumbnail

and the title. The actual video doesn't

matter. As long

as I'm doing what I said I'm doing. Oh,

the island is not an island,

it's a tower of rock. Where's like a

little island in water? What about that?

What's that?

How far is it?

Life as 35-year-old playing video games.

Well, do you have a better idea how to get

views on YouTube?

Apart from video games, I don't know how

else to get views. Why I hate Chris Broad.

It's not an island, it's just a rock.

This would be great for a castle though.

Look at this place, it's great looking.

Got a waterfall as well. Can I build a

castle on that rock if I make a wooden

platform around it?

I wonder if I could build a platform.

Oh, I can, but there's no support for it.

Look, I can only

build it this way,

and then what? It's like a little helipad.

That'd be such a cool place for a castle.

Why do things keep attacking me?

I'm stuck.

What?

Can I chop these trees down?

Oh, you can't. These are like invincible

trees. No, this place sucks.

I need a flat piece of land in a lake.

Oh, what's that tree?

Oh, it's a special Draconic Breath skill

fruit. No, I don't want that.

Oh, what about that place with the boss?

I don't think you could build on it.

That would be great for a castle here,

but all this stuff gets in the way.

Where else would be good?

There's a lot of little islands here.

Maybe they're good.

Oh, that's a nice flat bit of land.

Yeah, I could build a castle here.

This looks great. Why don't I build it

here? It's kind of like a swamp though.

Where else could I build it?

I think maybe here, but I don't know

what's over there.

Can I build one here?

Hmm,

doesn't really

look that good.

This is tricky. What about this bit of

land?

It doesn't have to be a massive castle.

Maybe just a small one like that.

So then I can get the thumbnail so it

looks like a real castle with

a moat like

that. Maybe if I could build a bridge.

Why's my damn inventory always full?

Do you need— oh, I can't build it here.

This building system is so annoying.

I want to build a fountain. Look, I can

build it there but not over there. Why?

Chop this tree down.

Now I need stone. Oh my God.

Is that stone over here?

Ah, if I could build it here, that'd be

Put a power box down.

What? I can't put it anywhere.

Oh, I can't build any more bases, that's

why. Where's the other one? Dismantle

that, put this here.

Hmm, looks pretty good. If I take the

thumbnail from this angle,

I take the thumbnail like that with the

water, look pretty castle-y, wouldn't it?

That would be a good thumbnail, I think.

I wish I can— oh, I can. If I get rid of

the power box, the top right menu would

disappear. Maybe like this.

So how do I make it look more like a

castle?

Build these things, maybe.

Oh, you can get an ivy plant set.

That makes it look more like a castle too.

Where is it? Houseplant set. Maybe that's

Wall-mounted plant set, that's the one.

Okay, heater,

antique chair set. I want to see what

the ivies look like.

Ooh, a small wall ivy.

Put this here.

I can barely see it. Yeah, I put it like

that, it looks kind of like a castle.

And I put one on the other side.

I only care about what it looks like. I

think this is good with the mountain in

the background. That would look great for

a thumbnail.

So I only care what it looks like from

this angle, basically. It's a bit

small looking. Maybe I'll

build like an extension bit here,

but now this thing's in the way.

Yeah, I think that's a good idea. Put this

there, put that

See how that looks.

Yeah, but do it like this. The mountain

in the background looks great.

Okay, so how do I make this more look

more like a castle? Maybe if I get rid of

this bit.

Slide this bit over like,

like that.

Put a little thing there. Oh,

some gates. I'll put a

massive gate here. That would look stupid,

wouldn't it? I think that would just look

Yeah, that looks stupid. Get rid of that.

I think we have the door here like

I want to take the thumbnail like this.

Hmm. Let's see,

maybe another defensive wall.

This is how the sausage is made, guys.

My life as a YouTuber.

That's how I'm— oh, but that blocks the

cast— I mean, the mountain. Now get rid of

that. You think

being a YouTuber is easy? Maybe put

Hmm, maybe I put like a watchtower.

Somewhere. This channel is growing pretty

well compared to your other one. Yeah,

but people don't watch. They sub and then

they don't watch because

the video that they subbed from has to be

the same type of video for them to watch

it. I don't even know if they even watch

anything else after subbing.

So yeah, it gains subs,

but subs doesn't really matter.

Should I build maybe a tower here?

I don't know why hiding my room doesn't

grow ever. I do get new subs on

Hiding in My Room, but then I lose them

quickly. Maybe it's like as soon as I

stream, they see what I'm really like,

then they unsub. Because I'm pretty good

at faking who I am in a video, but on a

stream it's hard.

Yeah, I'm reading the chat, it's just

really dead. So I'm pretty good— usually

when I meet someone for the first time,

I'm pretty good at giving a good first

impression because I'm very polite and

nice. But then they realize what I'm

really like when they see my YouTube

channel and they don't like it.

It's funny because when people meet me for

the first time, They think I'm a

completely different person to what you

guys know. Because, you know, I'm very

good at acting nice. It's not hard. You

just don't say weird stuff.

But you can't really hide it well when you

stream because it's all live. It's very

difficult. That's why Boogie got cancelled

because they all thought he was a nice guy

as well. But then you see the real Boogie.

When he streamed on Twitch and it all came

out, the mental illness. It's pretty easy

to hide your mental illness when you're

making a video because you just edit it

out.

I made a video for my third channel today.

And I'm like, hey guys, so I've been

studying Thai in Thailand. I want to tell

you about my amazing experience in

Thailand. They have no idea who I am.

Idiots. I don't— what

do you think about the little block

towers? It's, it's not looking very

castly now.

No, get rid of the block towers.

I think in my early YouTube days, I did a

very good job at deceiving people,

tricking them into thinking I'm this nice

innocent guy. When really I've got a

history of cheating, philandering,

scamming that goes all the way back to

like 2010. They had no idea.

Who I really was until, you know,

that got a bit out of control with the

livestreaming stuff.

You're a scammer? Yeah, I've been scamming

people since I was like 10 years old. I

scammed my neighbor, sold her Pikachu card

for £20. What idiot.

Her mum got mad at me.

Hmm, tricky.

Put some lighting, maybe. I've got mounted

torch. If I do a mounted

torch by the

There, there.

Oh, basically all my YouTube channels are

like scams as well because I just

clickbait rubbish. How to make the best

castle in Palworld. Oh my God, it's

amazing. I mean, it's, it's not fake. It

is a castle. What do you mean a scam?

Shut up.

It's not scam.

Why are there chickens there?

I'm the greatest YouTuber. That looks

pretty good. If only I can make a

drawbridge, that would be amazing.

Could put the stone gate here.

Haha, stupid place for a stone gate.

This looks pretty good. Look,

I like that for the thumbnail. I'll

probably do it like this, like that

dynamic angle, mountain in the background.

I'll put the text at the bottom left where

the water is, so it doesn't really matter

about that blank spot.

That would be an amazing thumbnail.

I wish you could hide the HUD. How else

can I make this look more castle-y?

I mean, it's a scam castle, isn't it?

Because the backside looks like rubbish.

I only care about the— I mean, who cares

about this side? No one's gonna see it.

I just need to show this side.

Hmm, what else do we have?

Staircase, defensive wall, put another

defensive wall.

I don't know if that helps.

It looks good, but, uh, yeah,

as long as it doesn't block the mountain.

Yeah, I use AI image editing to get rid of

all the HUD elements. The AI image editing

is so good. I can even— look, you see my

character in the screen? I can use AI to

grab her and just move her around.

It just plucks the person out of the

image, and then you can resize it, flip

it, get rid of it.

Give me that lamb.

Stupid sheep, get lost.

Where are my berries? I want that lamb.

This looks good as it is, to be honest. I

think this wall ruins it a bit.

Get rid of that.

So how else can I make this a bit more

ivy? Where's that ivy?

Horizontal ivy can

go there.

Put some— put

some down, down there.

Put more. I need fiber.

Wait, I need to go and fix my axe. It's

taking ages. Oh, there's loads of wood

here and fiber. Good job.

So for the video, all I'll do is clip this

part of the stream, place into the video

editor, speed it up, and then put some

voiceover on top. Easy.

Put some ivy there,

there.

There, there. Well, that's a big bit of

ivy. It looks really good with the ivy.

Maybe let's put a massive bit there. I

need more fiber, for God's sake.

Let me get the pals to start chopping

wood. I need a storage

box.

Who can chop wood? These guys,

these monkeys.

I think the horses chop wood.

Get a load of them.

And some dragons to transport

stuff. Where are they?

What's this

sheep doing?

Hmm,

looks pretty good like

that. Oh, I could do it like this and then

put the text at the bottom where all the

Put some— maybe some furniture outside.

Can I get stone furniture?

Bathroom set.

Metal structure, don't really want metal.

Witch cauldron,

antique lamp, that'll be good.

Ironwood table set,

mounted machine gun, when did I get that?

That's pretty— I finally can get a cannon.

Amusement furniture set.

Electric kitchen. I need more technology

points. Oh, I unlocked

the double-barrel shotgun.

There's no cannons, so I can get

a vending machine.

Maybe a barrel.

Hmm, how would it look more castly?

It's probably just fine like this.

No, I need to actually have footage of me

building the castle. Otherwise,

what am I gonna do for the actual video?

All these stupid pals not doing anything.

Okay,

I think we could build a tower in the

No, I need stone. I'll go

back to the other base, pick some stuff

Where's the wood?

Oh, 8,000 stone, 500 wood.

Let's just pick up the 8,000 stone and

then slowly move.

Yeah, I don't know if I like that.

I like the way the front of the castle is

illuminated and then the back bit is kind

of dark.

Oh, I know.

Well, put a stone wall, no windows.

What if I do this?

Metal foundation.

I wish you could do a half wall.

So for the inside,

I want fireplace.

Where's the fireplace?

Oh, I need charcoal.

Okay.

I thought I had charcoal.

Come on, why is nothing making the

I want chandelier. I need nails.

What, 700 nails? No thanks.

And we need electric

organs.

I heard you can capture the merchants and

put them in the base, and then you can buy

stuff off them.

Whoa, I could sell the rocket launcher for

10,000 gold.

Maybe I'll just sell that.

I need lots of organs.

And I need,

uh, maybe flame organs.

I feel like this is going to be annoying

to edit, to find

all the clips. So I want a fireplace.

There. Is it flat?

Yeah.

The stupid subreddit got a clip from

my Tekken stream saying that I said the

N-word when I didn't, but it kind

of sounds like I did. I lost the match in

Tekken And then I said, nearly got him,

but I kind of slurred it, so it sounded

like nearly got him.

So I was using the mic built into the

laptop, so it's very unclear, and I didn't

really pronounce the him properly. I just

said— so the N is

from nearly, and then the G is from got,

but I went go— I went go— gotta

be careful with that. It does really sound

like I'm saying the N-word, but the stream

got reviewed by an actual person.

Thankfully it's still green,

but I've seen black YouTubers, they say

the N-word all the time, so surely it's

fine. It's probably fine.

I need ingots. What? I thought I had

nails. It said nail acquired.

Ingots.

I don't know how they, they found that 1

second out of a 4-hour stream.

These people must be watching the entire

stream just to see if I say anything they

can clip. I bet you're watching now,

aren't you? I bet you're here,

the one who watches the entire stream to

get like one second clip.

Damn, must be boring being you.

Uh, what's it? Ingots.

Ingots and nails.

Oh, I didn't pick it up. Oh, it's bugged

again. Look, you can't pick it up. Wait,

let me quit. To fix that,

you gotta log out. And then log back in.

I don't know why streaming makes me feel

really sleepy. If I wasn't streaming, I

was just playing this normally,

I'd be enjoying it more, I think.

Can I put the— oh, I can put it there.

Put the chandelier— where should I put

the chandelier? Maybe each corner of

What's that? Why is it glowing?

Oh, that looks good. Look at that.

Cloth. I need cloth.

What's going

on here?

Stupid game.

Oops.

Hmm, why didn't they build the chairs?

Got— I need

ingots.

Give me some ingots.

Weird.

What is

that?

Oh crap.

Mm-hmm.

What's a day in the life of Daniel looking

like now? Looks like this.

Play Palworld, jerk off,

cleaning, cooking,

play games, make videos. Boring,

isn't it?

That's what life is like when you don't

want drama.

Oh my God, my girlfriend dumped me.

I'm leaving, packing my stuff,

going to hotel now, getting a hooker

with my livestream donors.

Where should I put the bedroom?

So this is where they sit by the fire to

hang out. This is where you have dinner.

This is the study room. Can I put a

bookshelf?

Wooden shelf. Why is it not showing it?

Glitched.

Can I have an upstairs?

Not really.

What if— oh,

I know!

If I get rid of this,

put the staircase here.

I could put it here. Oh, I can't.

Oh, I— oh, I know. Get rid of this.

Put this there.

Put that— what?

Oh, the chair's in the way. Yes!

Oh, look at that. Get rid of this.

Pow fluids. I want the witch's cauldron

to go there.

Any pow fluids?

I'm gonna farm some bloody power fluids,

I guess.

I want to get the double barrel shotgun.

Whoa, this is nuke stuff.

30 refined ingots.

Mm-hmm.

Do do do do. Okay, what was I doing?

I want to build. I need high quality power

oil. Oh my god!

How many?

4.

It says it's hot. Take off your clothes

then. Where's the metal armor? Oh.

Where the thingies are the hell?

Usually they're here.

Stupid thing.

Put the witch cauldron there.

The kitchen.

500 seconds. What?

Yeah, it looks pretty good. I don't really

see what else to add to that.

Oh,

might make $10 off this video.

That's like 400 baht. I can get mils.

How many mils? I could get 3 pad

ties out of my hard work.

So I'll take the thumbnail like this,

probably.

There.

Like that will look pretty good.

Like this.

Looks pretty castly to me.

Maybe I can put something on the top. If I

had cannons, a heater.

Never thought being a YouTuber would be so

boring.

Nah, that looks stupid. You think being a

YouTuber would be like the most exciting

thing in the world. So fucking boring.

Gotta make these stupid videos about crap

you don't even give a shit about.

It's better than getting a job, I guess.

I want like a stone chimney or something,

but there's no such thing.

Maybe these boxes look messy.

Are there cannons in this? Maybe there's a

cannon technology.

We've got signs.

Nah. Oh, Statue of Power.

Training dummy.

Oh, antique storage set.

Frag grenade, snowman,

refined spear.

The electric kitchen would have been cool.

Oh, you get an iron gate later.

Pump-action shotgun.

Barricade set. You get a missile launcher

at level 49. Mounted missile launcher.

I want cannons, not missile launchers.

Okay, so we got the inside.

No one's built the cauldron. Oh my god, 1

minute 40 seconds.

The annoying thing is you gotta hold down

F to build it. I can't just press one

button, then go AFK. I gotta hold down

the button.

Can you cook and eat your own pals? Yeah,

I've heard you can, but every time I watch

a video about it, they blur out the

cooking and eating them. As if it's so bad

it's gonna get them in trouble on YouTube.

I've never done it, maybe I'll try it.

Apparently you can butcher people as well,

you can capture them and then butcher

Can you eat people?

So what do you do with the cauldron?

Improve medicine manufacturing speed.

That's it. That's rubbish.

I can build a silo or

a flame cauldron. Maybe I'll put that

Oh, I— oh, I could put it here. Oh, I

can't. Maybe here.

Why does everything take so want to build.

Mm, that's kind of weird.

The horse sleeps standing up.

So we got the entrance here. To the left

we have— why is this random thing there?

I keep running out of room in my

inventory.

Put it all in here.

So we got the entrance.

I don't like how this is open here.

We got the entrance, and then we got the

fireplace and the eating area. And then to

the left we got the kitchen.

I'm gonna get rid of this chandelier.

Whoops, the bed was above it. Sorry about

that. Put some lights there.

Got the kitchen, the fireplace,

eating area.

Where's the bedroom? Maybe I'll make this

the bedroom.

It's not a very nice bedroom.

Or I could put the bedroom here.

Maybe the bedroom can go in there. Tiny

bedroom.

There's not much room in

this castle. It's not very big. Put the

bed— the bed's

too big. I put the bed— oh wait,

put a wall first.

Fine bed.

The bed There.

Some people like their jobs. I wonder if

my dad likes his job. I think he did.

I think he felt proud.

Of what he did. Well,

to like your job, first you need to like

what you do, and to like what you do,

you need to have something that you like

doing. If you don't have those,

then it's kind of impossible.

My dad likes engineering, so it's easy,

just get an engineering job.

He didn't. You talked about it before.

When? I don't think I ever said my dad

hated his job.

Why is there a clock in here?

Yeah, I did remember my dad complaining

that the manager got paid way more.

My dad was a project Design?

No, project leader, something like that.

But I think obviously the manager is above

everyone else and then below the CEO or

the boss, so it makes sense the manager

makes the second most money.

But I think my dad was upset that the

manager Phil was making like $60K a year.

My dad was only making 45k.

Yeah, damn, my castle looks cute. I want

to get rid of those boxes actually, they

look cluttered.

I think my sister likes her job. Why would

she pay for a coding course if she

hates coding?

Why does she want to quit? She said that—

she said that if you don't quit, then it's

hard to get more money or

something. She said people

quit because they want to get a pay rise.

If they can't get the pay rise, they quit,

get another job.

People seem to quit all the time these

days. They work for like 4 years, 5 years,

and they quit.

It's pretty common with these computer

I saw this YouTuber called Jake Wright,

British young guy. Graduated Cambridge

College— no, Cambridge University,

computer science, and he quit his job like

every 3 months. He got one at Graze coding

the website, and he got one at Monzo, the

fintech company. Quit that job too.

He says, oh, I didn't like the feeling of

the company. It must look pretty bad

on the CV, like you just quit your job all

the time. Time.

But I guess coders have the

luxury because they can just get a new

They're in demand, their skill set highly

sought after, unlike failed

YouTubers. What skills do you have,

Daniel? Well, I can make a YouTube

thumbnail and I

can talk endlessly for hours and hours.

Do I get the job?

I'm hungry. Uh, I don't

know if I end the stream and make the

video now. Kind of want to make the video

I think that's good enough. I can make a

good thumbnail out of this. Do you think

I get rid of those 2 blocks on the left to

make it more of a square castle?

Uh, let me see what it looks like if I get

rid of this bit.

It looks kind of plain,

doesn't it? Although it kind of looks more

castly now, and you can see the mountain

in the background better. If I did it like

this,

get rid

Edit other people's videos? That'd be so

boring. Can you imagine editing my videos?

I give you like 2 hours of footage and I

say, okay, turn this into a 10-minute

video. I'll sit there looking through the

I'm so bored editing my own videos.

Imagine having to edit other people's. Of

videos. Unless it's like editing

porn, then it'd be fun.

But then I'd just be turned on all the

time. It's kind of annoying being turned

on when you don't want to be turned on,

and then you gotta go and sort it out in

the bedroom quickly.

Maybe I'll do it like this for the

I saw this one person on YouTube. She got

150,000 views or something for doing a

castle tutorial. And it

literally just looked like this but a bit

bigger.

What if I add a block here?

Why can't I get 100,000 views on my

Palworld stuff? I only get 5K.

I want to spice it up a bit,

add a few blocks here and there.

None of my Palworld stuff gets more

than 5K, but it gets more views than

anything else I'm making, so I feel like

it makes sense to focus on Palworld right

now.

The other side looks a bit better now.

The other side's like that.

Put a wall here.

It won't let me put one there.

Put more ivy.

I can put some along the edges of the

ground maybe. No?

What? Why not? Oh, I can.

I can't— oh, I can.

It only lets me put it there.

I think the Palworld trend is kind of

starting to die.

What's next? I'm sick and tired of playing

this stupid game.

I'll probably put another wall here for

symmetry like that.

It feels just like— it feels like playing

Fortnite sometimes. The building

mechanics are a lot like Fortnite.

It's kind of satisfying watching it click

Well, it looks actually a lot better now

with the side wings.

Or if I If I can just get this angle like

that, because this angle— hmm,

I need to be elevated a tiny bit.