Missed You Guys -)

Oh, that was noisy. Sounds like a vacuum

cleaner.

Ah, damn it.

Every time turns itself back

on like this. No, I don't want it on.

Stupid thing. Shut down.

Shut down anyway.

I pressed sleep and I wanted it to be on

standby, but then I moved the mouse.

Which reactivates it.

Bit annoying. Do you like my gaming

setup?

Okay, what are we doing today? Gotta make

dinner. Just got back from shopping.

How is everyone today?

Do I have facial hair? I have many facial

hairs that I grow

myself.

I bet I could get more matches on Tinder

if I use that picture. Isn't it just weird

what you have to do to be attractive to

women in England compared to what you have

to do in Japan? So in Japan, you probably

have more success matching women if you

have like a soft, soft feminine look like

I do. But that's not going to work here in

England, as I've found out after 2 months

on Tinder and having no luck getting

nothing. Well, like maybe 2 matches.

I want to do like an experiment where I

try and make my picture look more

masculine with facial hair, maybe You can

get like a bold filter.

I reckon shaved head and beard probably

gets way more matches than my usual look.

It's just really bizarre what— it depends

which region you're in, women's taste in

men changes. It's really weird.

So I never had any trouble in Japan

getting matches and getting dates.

Not just Japan, but other Asian countries

like Thailand, Korea. I can usually get

loads of matches and get dates. I can't

believe I've been Manchester for like two

months now, and I've only managed to get

one date. It's just so depressing.

Now I know why I kept going to Japan over

and over. Well, I guess,

I guess I can't get a girlfriend in my own

country, can I?

If you're masculine, I won't get a

Japanese girlfriend. Not saying that you

won't, it's just you'd probably be able to

get more matches if you look less

masculine. I've chatted to a lot of

Japanese women who've told me they don't

like, like, really muscular guys. They

find it scary and intimidating.

They don't like the ripped look.

Yeah, sure, there's going to be a few,

but I reckon you would have

better chances if you kind of soften up

your look a bit. It just— it

also kind of shows you that the more

dangerous and violent the, um,

area is, the more masculine kind of men

women want. So in places like Japan where

it's really safe, no threat of like

violence on the streets, no threat of

impending war or invasions, in that

kind of situation, in that kind of

environment, you know, being masculine and

tough and ready to go for a fight is It's

not really important. So guys end up, you

know, they can look soft and feminine and

it doesn't really matter. You try and look

like that in places like Africa or Middle

East, you'd get, you get destroyed by

like the really macho men. Those countries

just wouldn't exist if they had like a

load of soft men. Japan can afford to have

soft men because they've got the US

military. Looking after them, don't they?

Plus, they're an island nation.

Just a theory, like, there's an island

where there's no natural predators, so all

of the birds on it, on the island, didn't

have to evolve to be able to fight and

escape. They could just spend all their

time developing, like,

The colorful feathers and looking fancy

because they didn't have to worry about

predators. Sounds like Japan,

doesn't it? The less you have to worry

about predators, the more flamboyant— more

time you can spend on looking flamboyant.

Just my theory.

Just a dating

theory.

Wait, why is there a poll? A poll is going

on for what should I do. I didn't activate

I don't know what to do. I'm gonna eat

dinner.

Someone just messaged me. He said, my

girlfriend said you look better with a

beard. So silly. All you need

is like a beard and then you instantly

increase your attractiveness to women by

like 20%. I don't want a bloody beard.

I can't actually grow a beard, by the way.

That picture is not real. It's just face

up. It looks pretty good, doesn't it? It

looks pretty convincing. You know, you can

even do face up video, so I could have the

beard filter in the video, which I'm

thinking of doing. Would be funny.

Do I know what a derma roller is? Not

really. I've got no interest in like doing

surgery or whatever to actually get a

beard. I don't want a beard. Looks weird

on me.

I think beards make a lot of guys look

more attractive because it hides— if

they've got unattractive features, the

beard will cover that up, won't it? And

then you can kind of get away with certain

unfortunate effects.

I remember my sister said she had a

boyfriend who had a beard, and, um, he

shaved the beard off once, and then she

found him really unattractive without

the beard because he had like a not very

Good jawline or something. I don't know,

very weird.

Okay, what do I have for dinner? Just got

back from shopping, got some Seasoning.

Got garlic, got barbecue seasoning,

got salt.

I got basil and

kidney beans. Oh wait, these are mixed

beans. I thought it was kidney beans.

Hmm, that's got kidney beans in there too.

Whatever. Do I have loud foreign

neighbors? I think my neighbor is foreign,

actually. I don't

think I've seen him recently. He hasn't

been too bad, but he was playing a lot of

music a few weeks ago,

almost every day. It's weird because he

play— he starts playing music at like 11

AM for about half an hour or an hour, and

all I can hear is thumping bass.

But it's not been too bad recently. Maybe

he's gone somewhere.

Damn, I can't believe I haven't made a

video in like 2 weeks now. The days just

go by. Let me know what to make

a video about anymore.

The last video I made did really well. I

mean, I guess people still mostly care

about the marriage stuff, which is a bit

annoying because I don't want to push it

too much with all the marriage videos. I

don't want to upset Chihiro.

I don't think she was upset by the last

video. She didn't say anything,

and I didn't— it's not like I said

anything mean in the video. It was a

pretty sincere video, I think. I don't

really have any more topics about marriage

left. I feel like I've already made 100

videos about marriage and then divorce and

then ex-wife.

Why I regret getting divorced. I feel like

I've done that already. Why I wish I

didn't get divorced.

So only so much milking you can do on one

topic.

Unfortunately, that's the only topic

people care about. I mean, it has nearly

20K views. What else can I do?

No idea. So for today, I'll just

make beef sausage.

Got load of beef.

Isn't it today, 9th of September? Need to

find a new girl. Yeah, I need to find like

a new meal to make. Make some clickbait

with. I found a new girlfriend. Moving in

with my girlfriend. I hate my girlfriend.

We're getting married. She's pregnant. I

kicked my girlfriend out. My girlfriend's

suing me. 10 out of 10 content

right there. Okay, where else do I put my

burger? I mean, not burger, I'm making

sausage. This is my favorite chocolate.

Fingers. Really nice with coffee.

Haven't been outside in probably 8

days. Last time I went outside was about

over a week ago, I think. Because I got,

I got Huel now,

my food's lasting me longer because I've

got Huel to make up for it.

Yeah, it's funny. My channel's with hiding

my room, and people keep complaining

because I don't go outside. What else I

put in the burger? I mean the sausage. Is

it really a sausage if it doesn't have

like sausage skin? Huel is

horrible. It's not too bad. I got

strawberry and cream flavor and I got

vanilla flavor. And, um,

they sent me another Huel flask. I got 2

now. Do I

get tired of Huel?

Yeah, it's a bit, bit boring, but You

know, it's calories, it's got vitamins.

You have nothing to talk about anymore.

Yeah, because I can't do anything. Can't

get a girlfriend, can't go anywhere.

I mean, that's the only thing you guys

cared about, wasn't it? Me getting a

girlfriend and then me telling you what I

think about my new girlfriend. When I

can't get a girlfriend anymore, what am I

supposed to do?

Now the only girls— whenever girls message

me, they always say don't talk about me.

So if I keep talking about girls, no one's

going to want to talk to me anymore. Then

I won't have any girls and won't have

anything to talk about. At least if I

don't talk about it, I won't have anything

to talk about, but then at least have

girls to chat to still. So I'm kind of

screwed. I thought leaving Chihiro would

give me the freedom to be able to talk

about anything I wanted to. And then it

turns out talking about anything I want to

actually repels people and makes them not

want to talk about— does— makes, makes

them not want to talk to me if they think

I'm going to talk about them. Then what

the hell am I supposed to talk about?

Do you see my problem?

Why rent an expensive city apartment if I

don't go out? Because I

don't want to live in like a neighborhood

council area full of kids.

You see, in the city center, people don't

really raise their families here, which

means there's not many kids here in this

area, in this vicinity. But if you go and

live in the suburbs where it's like

council housing and that kind of

area, it's just full of families because

that's where people raise their families.

Full of stupid kids. I hate kids.

I barely see any kids when I go down the

street and I love it. I go to Aldi and I

see like maybe 5% of the people I walk

past are kids. Sometimes I see like a

family walking down the road and I just

think, why? Why is— why, why are you

taking your family out and you're just

like walking down this main road? Weird.

I lived in, you know, you go to outskirts

of city, that's where all the residential

houses are. I've lived

in that kind of place before. I lived in

southern Valence when I was a kid. Sutton

Valence, Captain's Close, and it's just—

you get just like packs of kids roaming up

and down causing trouble because they're

bored, like throwing stones at people's

windows and being a menace to society. I

don't like children, don't like

teenagers. They scare the crap out of me.

Kids in Japan, they're great. They're

respectful. They're good kids. Kids in

this country are like annoying little

shits. They vandalize. They're up to no

good. Some of them stab each other with

knives. So that's why I like to live in

the city center. It's just not a place

where people raise their families and That

means not many kids around.

Plus you got all the shopping centers and

the shops and supermarket just like 10

minutes away.

So yeah, I always like living in a city.

Reminds me of Japan.

I did look at some apartments, uh,

further out in the green bits on the

edges, and yeah, they're way cheaper. You

can get a place for like £500 and it'd be

bigger than this place.

Maybe I have to move there when my channel

dies even more.

Okay, where are my scissors?

Also, another reason why I don't really

want to talk about girls is because the

risk of like some annoying stupid troll

finding the girl and then messaging her is

quite a lot higher than I thought it was.

And you know, I always describe girls by

where they're from. It's pretty easy to

find out the girls because they're all

following me on Instagram, and then all

you have to do is like scroll through my

entire Instagram list of followers, and

then a lot of these girls, they have where

they're from on their Instagram account,

right? They have a little flag of where

they're from. And then every time I say

like, oh, I'm chatting to a Bulgarian

girl, I'm chatting to a Polish girl,

these annoying stupid trolls somehow find

out who they are and they start messaging

weird stuff and then like freaking them

out and scaring them off. So I gotta stop

saying that, yeah, I'm gonna meet a

Spanish girl and I'm gonna meet a girl who

lives in Croatia and this and that.

Because it's just like

risking it. So unfortunately,

I feel like I can't talk about anything

now because like with everything, the

stupid trolls and the weirdos just ruin it

for me and they ruin it for the viewers

because they can't just sit and watch.

They've got to try and meddle, don't they?

Fucking annoying. I think

this is like interactive. It's like bloody

Cesium kept saying, oh, I like your

channel because it's like interactive TV.

It's not interactive. It's not supposed

to be interactive. I don't want you to

interact. I just want you to watch.

I don't want people interacting and

messing stuff up. Fuck's sake.

Caesium. People like him ruin everything,

messaging my girls and then freaking them

Just because it is interactive doesn't

mean it's supposed to be. I didn't say,

yeah guys, come and meddle with my life

and then ruin everything for me. I just

want you to watch. But no, some people

can't just watch, can they? They gotta be

like some weirdo stalking creep.

So if I ever met a girl, I don't know if

I'd even talk about her or show her.

Oh, that smells garlicky. Damn, that

smells like garlic. Jesus.

Wow, wow.

Keep your love life a secret. Yeah, I

guess I'm gonna have to because every time

I make it public, it just gets ruined,

doesn't it? Look at what happened to me.

Got some good old basil, like the old

times. Oh, smells basil-y!

That's basil! And I got some salt so

people can stop complaining about how I

don't season food.

It just really sucks because the main

thing I love talking about used to be

about girls, like who I'm talking to, who

I'm about to meet. Because as

sad as many people think it is, the thing

I feel most excited about is like meeting

a new girl and then getting to know her

and then doing stuff together.

Remember when I met Single Mother

Girlfriend? I made like 100 videos about

her before meeting that. I just

don't feel like I can do that anymore.

And then the other things I like to talk

about, people don't care about, like

stocks or War or history or

video games, people don't want to know.

If I start talking about stocks, half

people leave.

So I don't know what to talk about now.

I guess I could make a Like

a fake decoy profile of the girl I'm

talking to. So if she's from— if she's

from Cambodia, I'll just say she's

actually Brazil— Brazilian.

Can you get new viewers? Unfortunately,

I've had no luck in getting new viewers.

If I make a topic about stuff, something

that's new, it'll just get rubbish views

because you guys are not interested, and

then it's not going to go viral, is it?

To get new viewers, you need to get a

viral that gets like half a million views,

and then that'll bring in a huge influx of

new people. Otherwise Yeah, maybe we get

10 new subs or maybe 20 new subs, but it's

just, it's not enough.

And then they'll see the rest of the

channel and they'll think, what the hell

is this? Unsub.

So very difficult unless you make a new

channel that has like a very specific

niche and you focus on that niche. Some

people have like a VR channel, like that

VR Oasis guy. His whole channel is about

VR, virtual reality gaming.

I just can't make a whole channel about

one thing because I don't actually care

much about any one thing enough to be able

to make a whole dedicated channel to it.

The only thing I really loved doing was

like talking about girls and meeting girls

and then whining about why

things are fading.

People said drama is not sustainable.

It is if you, if you can get people who

are willing to be part of it. It's just

most people don't want to be part of it

unless they're like kind of weird or

psychotic. If you want

normal people, then they're not going to

want to be part of like a drama channel,

are they? Why would they want to? How does

it benefit them? It's just like gonna

bring negatives into their lives.

So yeah, and then if I get a girlfriend

and I cause a lot of drama and I treat her

badly, then It just makes me look worse

and worse, and then no girls ever want to

talk to me ever again.

Do a gaming livestream? Yeah, and then

everyone will leave. Have you seen Venus

Angelic do gaming livestreams? She gets

like 30 viewers because her audience don't

care about gaming. I swear, if Venus

Angelic just made this livestream where

she was just talking like this, she'd get

probably 100 viewers. She plays Animal

Crossing, she gets like 25 viewers.

So yeah,

unfortunately you have to do what your

viewers want, otherwise they just don't

watch anymore and then your channel dies.

So all the people who keep saying stuff

like, Daniel, you're boring, you don't

have any hobbies, all you care about is

girls— no, I have hobbies. I just don't

really talk about them or make videos

about them because they don't get views.

And the only thing that gets views or

people's attention is when I talk about

Do I still have plans going to Japan this

year? Are you sure it's going to open this

year? I feel like it's going to open next

year, but if they open tomorrow, I'd go

straight away. Well, not straight away.

I'd probably wait until January because I

do have some plans for Japan,

but I won't say anything because it might

jinx it. Oh no, I need to poop. Be right

back.

No, it wasn't a poop. It was just air. My

mistake. Daniel's famous for being major

cringe whining about girls. Yeah,

exactly. My highest viewed videos always

are ones where I'm whining like, oh, I got

rejected. Oh, she dumped me. Oh, she's

annoying. That's the stuff that gets

views. Even my last video that got the

most views was one about getting rejected

by the Manchester girl. And then I tried

to make like an artistic funny video, it

doesn't even get 10K.

So yeah, it's kind of annoying.

People didn't even watch my maid cafe

video. I thought that was funny.

Hmm, unfortunately I feel like— wow, why

is this magnetically sticking to the

laptop? I guess they put magnets at the

top. Keep it closed. Yeah, unfortunately I

don't really feel like anything

interesting is going to happen until I get

back to Japan. But then even when I get

back to Japan and I manage to get a

girlfriend, I probably won't talk about

her, so I don't want to risk it.

So sorry about that.

You can blame all the weirdos who, who

want to meddle and interfere.

Or you can help me try and convince

Chihiro to get back with me.

Then we can go back to how it was before.

Learn pickup. No,

it's too scary.

I would just come off as like a massive

weirdo and a creep, and then they'd get

freaked out.

Okay, see if I can make beef sausage.

It's probably not a good idea to make a

whole channel about picking up girls

anyway. Those don't seem to last very

long. Do you know why? Because YouTube

doesn't like it.

YouTube doesn't want like a load of creepy

channels where they harass women.

Wow, look at all this beef.

Damn, that's a lot of beef.

And people in general think like pickup

stuff is scummy. Look at PewDiePie and Dr.

Kate. How they react to the pickup stuff.

They're like repulsed by it, and most

people probably are. Think it's like kind

of scummy.

Then what? I'm gonna

have like a whole channel with different

girls every week. It's just

like really scummy.

Not a good look.

Okay, how do I make this?

Um,

I've got one idea for a video, but it's

pretty expensive to do. So you know all

these— there's a lot of videos recently

about sleeper trains. They keep going

viral for a lot of people. Abroad in Japan

did a sleeper train video, got 4 million.

I've seen a bunch of other little channels

do sleeper train videos and get like half

a million or 100K views. So I Googled

sleeper trains in England and there is a

sleeper train that goes from between

Scotland and London. It's called the

Caledonian Sleeper.

Thinking about going to Scotland and then

just filming on that train and then going

to London and then coming back to

Manchester. I don't know,

I am seriously thinking about it because

if I was going to make any kind of

content, I'd love to make that kind of

content. It's just so easy,

you just get on a bloody train and film

it. My most successful videos are not the

drama ones, by the way. They're the stuff

like Japanese net cafe, staying in a $50

Japanese capsule hotel, exploring the

biggest slum in Osaka. Those are my most

popular videos. You guys probably don't

notice because you don't scroll back to

like 2 years ago, but they get views and

they're still getting views and they

consistently rack up views over time.

They've all got 100K+ views now.

So I'd love to just do that kind of stuff,

really. It's just a bit expensive to do.

That Caledonian sleeper train,

uh, room is £330 for

like the most expensive club. They call it

a club, club room or something. It's got

a toilet bathroom attached to it.

But then I've got to find out how to go

to— I've got to go to Edinburgh from

Manchester. I think there's a train,

takes a few hours, and then I could spend

about a week in Edinburgh, have a look

around Scotland because I've never been to

Scotland before, and then I could take the

sleeper train back to London.

And then what do I do in London? Maybe I

could go back home for a few months, or if

Japan's open by then, by then I could just

stay in London a few nights and then just

fly straight to Japan from London.

What do you think? It's just a lot of

effort, isn't it? A lot of moving about.

Plus, I— that £300, I probably won't get

it back in views unless it gets like 100K

views. It's about $450,

I think, for the most expensive room.

And then the next room is about £160,

but it's like a bunk bed thing.

So I don't know, I have to see. I don't

want to go now because then I have to go

all the way to Scotland, all the way to

London, then come all the way back to

Manchester. It's kind of stupid. Well, I

could go to Scotland, take the sleeper

train to London, make the video, and then

from London I could fly to some— maybe

Germany. I could meet someone in Germany

maybe, and then fly back to England. I

don't know, maybe I

should get the vaccine before doing

anything. I still haven't gotten the

vaccine yet. I heard

the vaccine got, got banned in Japan, one

of them, because it had weird things in

it, so they had to like reject it.

I think it was the Moderna one, wasn't it?

Basil.

I'm not really in a rush to get the

vaccine yet. So I don't know what to do

I've seen some other channels make videos

on the Caledonian Sleeper from Scotland,

and they're not really big channels, but

still they got like half a million views

on that video. I bet you anything I won't

get many views. I don't know if my

channel's shadow banned So it's not like I

don't get— some of my videos do get 100,

200k views. They just,

they never get like a million views.

Salt. What else do we have? I think that's

I'm gonna copy Chris Broad's title

exactly, but then just replace the word

Japan with England.

What do you think? I want to copy the

thumbnail exactly as well. I don't know if

that's possible because it's not really

the same layout. I guess I'll just like

stand in the room with the bed in the

background and the window with my face

like holding it like that.

It's funny, the thumbnail is the trickiest

part to get right. The whole video, I

mean, I don't really care. I'll just get

the GoPro and go, this is the room, this

is bed. Oh look, they give you this.

Here's the meal, blah blah blah. Making

the thumbnail is what actually takes

effort. So you gotta make it look good so

people want to click it, don't you?

So I could go to Scotland. I don't know if

anyone's in Scotland who'd

want to hang out. Uh, what could I

do in Scotland though?

I don't really feel like anything in

Scotland is going to be different to this

place.

Batch of Moderna had black particles in

it. Didn't some people die? See, this is

why I'm scared of the vaccine. I don't

want to die from a bloody vaccine. I feel

like if I wait a few months, then some of

these problems might get ironed out, so by

the time I need to get the vaccine,

there'll be like a new improved vaccine

that doesn't kill you.

I can make a mountain Why

is this like playing with Play-Doh?

Remember being a kid and playing with

Play-Doh? Did anyone else used to eat the

Play-Doh and it was salty?

I always like licking the Play-Doh. Why

does this keep falling off?

This is like pottery, isn't it?

But with meat. It's so weird. This is

flesh. You can either think about it as

food or as like part

of a dead cow. It's funny, depending on

how you think about it. It can either

gross you out or make you very hungry.

I don't know if I seasoned it enough. It

looks pretty seasoned, doesn't it?

Imagine I spend like $500 making this

sleeper video and only gets like 10K

views. That'd be like a terrible

investment. Yeah, spend $600 to make $50

on AdSense. Great.

But then you never know, it might get like

200K views. Maybe it

will reinvigorate the channel. Maybe some

girl will think, oh, Daniel looks like

fun, I want to join him.

Okay, I don't know if that's, that's mixed

enough. Bind with beaten egg. Well, it's

already pretty moist and sticky already.

It's got extra fat in it. I like

the 20% extra fat minced beef because it's

more flavorful.

Okay, now we need to roll it into like

sausages.

Hmm, okay, let me think.

So where do I go from London after getting

on the sleeper train? Because this is

something I really want to make.

Just get on the train, um, I'll wear the

GoPro so you can get like first-person

view of it, and then I'll show the room

and then say how much it costs. I always

bloody travel videos do,

and then I'll make some kind of cinematic

shots on the tripod of me just sitting on

the bed. Bada bing,

bada bong, viral sensation.

Do you

dare me to swallow this whole?

Now, how much would you donate?

Nothing? Okay then.

Thanks, I really appreciate

it.

How many sausages should I make?

3 or 4?

I had joint pain as well. My hip joint

is hurting again since 2 days ago. Last

night it was really painful. I could

barely walk. I had to like hop on one leg

to the bathroom. I need to get like a

walking stick. Hasn't been

this bad in ages.

I'm not sure what causes it.

To trigger.

I haven't had it this painful in a while.

The worst thing is when it affects both

hip joints at the same time.

At least if it's just one hip at a time,

you can kind of hop on the other leg.

Still suffering from 2014.

I think it stays with you for life, the

arthritis.

I can't believe I got arthritis.

I've had arthritis. It's not like proper

arthritis, but it's like, um,

they call it reactive arthritis.

It just comes and goes randomly.

And apparently there's no cure. You can

get painkillers, but that's about it.

You see,

I think the travel videos are

better than drama videos because the drama

videos got 95% of the views in the first

few weeks. And then afterwards they make

like nothing. They make like 50 cents a

month. But then the travel videos,

they're still making like $5 or $10 even 2

years later every month.

I think my Crest Broad video still makes

like $20 a month since 2 years ago because

people are searching that stuff and they

find it even if it's 2 years old. But the

drama stuff, people not searching for

So maybe the travel, travel content would

be more sustainable.

Okay, what kind of shape? I just, I don't

want it to be too thick. Because then it

might not cook in the middle. It's also

more expensive. Yeah, I guess so,

because I could do like a load of fake

drama and then it would cost me nothing.

I guess you have to think of the travel

videos as like a— an investment.

So it might cost you a couple hundred

dollars to make the video, but then the

potential for the video to then get more

views and make the money back

is way higher.

Then drama video.

Hmm, how do I do this?

I don't know if the sausage idea is a good

idea anymore. I might just flatten it.

Maybe I'll just cook 2 of them. And then

the other 2, I'll cook them later.

I didn't think about this properly.

Maybe I'll just make a burger, actually.

It's just—

I'll just flatten it out so it cooks

Flatten. It looks like

a steak.

Mincemeat steaks.

Best burger ever.

Okay, that'll do.

Wash my hands.

Okay.

Delicious.

Should take

about 20 minutes, maybe.

I should Tidy up this ice bit.

Apparently the building I'm living in got

sold recently to a new buyer.

Got an email about the electric company

being switched over. I don't know if I

have to do anything. No, it wasn't

electricity, it was water, I think. They

said now there's a new owner to the

building, and apparently this building has

had loads of problems with legal battles.

So a few years ago, there was damaging to

the glass panels and they had to get

repaired, and then the Hilton Hotel,

which is on the bottom part of the

building, sued the building owner because

of the— because of not doing the repairs

properly. There's all these court

cases that the owner had to deal with,

and then I think they just sold the whole

building.

Imagine owning a skyscraper. Crazy.

It's probably some big, big corporation

who owns it, not like one person.

Apparently the whole building brings in

about— how much was it?

£600,000 a year from all of the

rent, and then Hilton Hotel pays like a

load of rent because they've, they've

rented like half the building for hotel

rooms.

What's this?

Something hard in this.

What's that?

That's weird.

Do I want to own rental properties? No,

it looks like a nightmare having to manage

a property. So, so many

things you have to pay for.

You got to pay for the letting agent,

repairs, maintenance, cleaning.

If anything goes wrong, tenants might have

a problem, you could get damage on the

building. So many things that could go

wrong owning a property. It sounds like a

nightmare.

People think it's easy, you know. Oh,

just buy a building. Oh, rent it out. We

get passive income. Yeah,

when you say it like that, it sounds

great. Just, oh, I'll just go and buy a

building and rent it out to someone and

then make money. And then there's like a

million and one problems.

I get really annoyed people keep telling

me, why don't you just buy a property? As

if they think I've got so much money that

I could afford one.

Buying a property would be the worst thing

ever for me because I never liked staying

in one place.

Um, I don't have all the responsibility of

looking after a property. Looks like such

a headache. And then if I just want to

suddenly move somewhere, I've got to deal

with the property as well.

How do I dispose of the bin bags? There's

a rubbish chute outside

the door. I just go there and I put it

down the chute. Pretty easy. You don't

even have to recycle. I asked them, I

said, do I have to recycle here? Said you

don't have to, but you can if you want to.

I never recycled anyway when I was in

Japan. They always say— I saw PewDiePie

talking about this recently. You see,

PewDiePie is increasingly collabing with

people like Anime Man, and he's

increasingly talking about Japan. Don't

know if any of you guys noticed it, but

He's going to move to Japan when Japan

reopens. He even says stuff like,

oh, we're just like waiting for Japan to

reopen, then we're going to get rid of

this house, or something like that. Or he

said, we can't move cuz we're waiting for

Japan. They're going to move to Japan and

then they're going to start collabing with

Bloody Anime Man and Connor. He's already

met Connor. Connor was in his newest

video, um, reviewing house tours. Videos.

And then he's gonna be on Trash Taste

podcast. I bet you anything, bet you

anything PewDiePie is gonna be on Trash

Taste, and then he's gonna collab with all

of them. Chris Broad, I bet you anything

PewDiePie is gonna make a video with

Chris. I just know it.

Pewds is always going on about Japan,

like how great the toilets are, how great

it is people don't recognize him. And then

he was talking about recycling. He was

saying stuff like, I'm worried that it's

really complicated to recycle stuff. You

don't have to. Well, you're supposed to,

but if you don't recycle, they're not

going to find out. They're not going to

open your rubbish and look through it.

Actually, we had recycling. I think

Chihiro just did it. That's probably why.

We had 2 bins, 2 compartments. One was for

plastic and the other ones for everything

else.

Recycling's a load of rubbish, isn't it?

I don't believe in recycling.

Just shoot it into space. I don't know.

Bloody PewDiePie doing all the things I

want to do.

Now he's gonna be friends with my old

schoolmate Chris Broderino.

No way Chris would say no to collabing

with one of the biggest YouTubers on the

whole platform. No way. Chris would

probably pay PewDiePie to be in his

videos. PewDiePie wants to like collab

with all the YouTubers in Japan because he

wants friends. He wants YouTuber friends.

Oh, my worst nightmare. Everyone overtakes

me, gets bigger, whilst my channel just

Orks, bloody Anime Man. Just because I

made one joke video about him, he just—

and I just know Anime Man is like talking

shit about me in secret to everyone else.

Like saying to Chris, Oh, I don't like

that Daniel guy. He called my girlfriend

fat. Oh, he's probably saying to

PewDiePie, oh, that Daniel guy, he's not

nice.

My arch nemesis.

I bet they all, they all like talked about

me and they, they made sure not

to mention me so I don't get any traffic.

I found out someone's baby died recently.

That was a bit sad. I was wondering what

happened to Mikaela. She kind of stopped

uploading for months and then I looked in

the comment section and people were

talking about it. She had— she was

pregnant and the baby had a

bunch of birth defects, and then it only

lasted— it only survived for like a few

hours after it was born.

Jeez, that's depressing. You think your

life is depressing?

Sometimes people just have way worse lives

than we do. We think we do.

Why, why am I talking about Japan,

people? Yeah, because PewDiePie keeps

talking about Japan stuff, hinting towards

moving to Japan.

I wonder what kind of house he's gonna get

in Japan. I wonder if he's just gonna get

like a modest apartment in the city, or if

he's gonna get like one of those stupid

YouTuber houses. Those houses are so ugly

though, the ones he reviews. They're just

like these massive, soulless, empty, huge

houses. The design looks so bland,

like it was made in Minecraft. It's all

just square and angular and PewDiePie

already has a house in Japan. Yeah, but he

hasn't really made like his Japan debut.

He's made like a few travel vlogs there,

but I can just— I can see it coming when

he's gonna make his official Japan debut.

He's gonna start hanging out with all the

J-vloggers. Who else do you think he's

gonna collab with? My bets are on— he's

already collabed with Anime Man, and

that's a very obvious way, like a very

obvious door to open into that world.

Anime Man is like your first one to go to

because he's connected to all of the other

ones, and anime is like the major draw for

most people to Japan. So anyone into anime

is going to be a fan of Anime Man. So he's

already made connections and friendships

with Anime Man. Very wise decision. Next,

he's gonna link up with Connor and all

those voice actor weebs, and then he's

probably gonna do like traveling stuff

with the travel vloggers like Chris and

Sharla. Next thing, bloody Sharla is gonna

be hooking up with PewDiePie.

I'm just gonna die inside.

Imagine Jay or collabs with PewDiePie.

Why am I salty about it? I don't know,

it's just annoying.

Because I never— I failed to make it big

in Japan, I guess. That was my dream. I

wanted to be like a famous YouTuber in

All my dreams failed.

I should have stayed in Japan, really.

Oh, thank you, Harry D. Very generous.

Could have done a sleeper train in Japan

with Chihiro. Okay, got 4 million views.

I should just copy everything Chris does.

They'll probably get more views than what

Well, I did try copying. I did, and they

were the most successful videos I had in a

while, like the net cafe stuff, capsule

hotel stuff, the slum thing.

My content's considered too vulgar. Yeah,

maybe 4 years ago when I was talking about

cumming on panties, but I don't do that

stuff anymore.

Now I just talk about how depressed and

how much I failed in life. When was the

last time I made a video talking about

sex? Yeah, you can't even remember.

Exactly, proving my point. I haven't made

like sexually vulgar content in at least 2

years.

The internet never forgives.

That's just how people see me now, even

though it's been like 4 years now.

Some of the videos I made, I can't believe

I made now. Stuff like getting chlamydia,

how I love the smell of ass, ejaculating

on people's underwear, rubbing the poo

stain spot on my you-know-what.

It's crazy. I thought that was a good idea

to put on the internet, make a whole video

It was funny though. It still makes me

laugh. I guess I underestimated the

power of reputation. So before

that, I had good reputation and I took it

for granted, like I take everything for

granted. And I used to think, oh, I don't

care about my reputation, it's just like

strangers on the internet, what possibly

could happen. Um, yeah,

it does have consequences, destroying your

reputation. Reputation is very important.

Now I look at these convicts and people

who have their face smeared all over the

news and I think, damn, what do they do?

How did they deal with it?

Like that girl who spat on her dog,

remember her? She got like millions of

views, huge exposure.

People are gonna remember that. How is she

gonna like get a job?

Or she's also just gonna cross her fingers

and hope people don't remember that she's

the girl who spat and kicked her dog.

Or like some of these convicts who've done

horrible crimes,

how, how do they like get back into

society and live normal lives after that?

People make mistakes and then it affects

them for the rest of their lives. Maybe

they deserve it, maybe it's rightful. A

bit scary though. I guess I'm kind

of lucky because I never got huge, like

tens of millions.

At least I didn't end up like Onision with

that level of exposure. I guess I did get

away with it pretty lightly.

Just, I just wonder how much exposure I

did get from it. Hopefully it's not too

much. Now I'm kind of glad I didn't get

like more virals.

Kind of glad Leafy's not around. Imagine

if Leafy was still around, he might have

reacted to it.

But then who knows how many girls

unmatched me because they didn't like me

anymore. Well, imagine how many girls saw

me, might have matched me, but decided not

to because they knew me from my channel.

A bit scary. Gotta look

after your reputation.

Everyone's so easy to find online these

days. I can easily find most of the girls

I match on, on dating apps. All you have

to do is type in their name and then their

profession and where they live. They don't

even have to tell you a lot of details. I

found the LinkedIn of this girl I was

chatting to Just by entering her name and

then her job. Right at the top page, I

could find out everything. I find out

previous employment, where she used to

study, what university she went to. I

could find her Facebook.

Everyone's shit is all over the internet.

Which is why I like Japan, because say

what you will about Japan being

old-fashioned, but being old-fashioned has

its perks. Most Japanese people don't have

like LinkedIn and Facebook, all the

private info all over the internet. It's

not really something that's common over

there. And then the women over there are

not all really suspicious and paranoid

about men. I feel like the women here are

really paranoid about men and they want to

do background checks and make sure they're

not weirdos before meeting up.

Why is my meat dripping

wetness?

I don't think Japanese women's gonna do

like background check on me.

I feel like Western women are very

paranoid about this.

They ask you for Instagram, they'll try

and find your social media. To like make

sure you're not a weirdo,

which kind of sucks cuz there's a lot

of weird stuff about me.

Maybe I need to get, uh, plastic surgery,

change my name,

and then move to Alaska, get an Alaskan

We can live in an éclat.

I think yeah, the OnlyFans is pretty worse

than my channel. Maybe some some girls

would let the channel slide because it

happened in the past, and then I could

say, oh, I'm just joking around, trying to

clickbait. The OnlyFans you can't really

get away with because you can't say, oh,

I'm just joking. I don't

know, it depends.

So that girl who unmatched me because of

the OnlyFans, she didn't even know what

was on the OnlyFans. What if I just did

like weird artwork on OnlyFans? Not

everyone does porn on OnlyFans. Why did

she just automatically assume that I do

hardcore porn on my OnlyFans?

The whole stigma of OnlyFans, it's just so

heavily connected

to porn. As soon

as she saw that I do it, she lost interest

I can't get rid of it. The money is too

My channel doesn't get enough views

I got even more pimples now. The big red

one healed, but it's still red, and I got

another big one right next to it and on

the other side. 3 weeks now of nonstop

massive pimples. Really annoying.

I don't know why I'm getting so many.

My diet. My diet's been the same my whole

life.

I don't think it's diet.