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I went back to my childhood home [zKEHG9omKCs]

2022-09-26 · 12 min

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  1. Yeah, this is pretty shaky. Is it

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  2. really shaky?

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  3. I can't tell. I need to look on my phone.

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  4. How shaky is this?

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  5. Yeah, that's pretty shaky.

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  6. 30 miles per hour.

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  7. Was I actually streaming the whole way?

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  8. Oh, that's my nose. Don't look up my nose.

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  9. Did you see the dog?

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  10. Whoa! Oh, this is the motorway.

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  11. So the motorway is here.

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  12. Oh wow, it looks so pretty. It's all

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  13. green.

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  14. Look how awesome the nature is next to

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  15. your house. And you want to leave? Well,

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  16. yeah, I can't get any girls here, so you

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  17. gotta go where the ladies are,

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  18. unfortunately. Although the place looks

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  19. nice, there's like nothing here,

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  20. and English girls don't like me because

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  21. I'm Asian and they're racist. I mean,

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  22. in an ideal world, I could just find a

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  23. girlfriend here and I wouldn't have to go

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  24. all around the world. But unfortunately,

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  25. life's not that easy. I thought you had 2

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  26. girls. Yeah, but they were both ugly. One

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  27. was a cripple.

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  28. Horse is getting scared.

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  29. Look at the horse, it looks like a cow.

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  30. I keep losing connection on these roads.

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  31. Stupid Kent. Oh, this is

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  32. the school! This is the school me

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  33. and Chris went to.

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  34. Look, it's St. Valens School.

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  35. Look, this is where me and Chris went to

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  36. school, guys. You seeing this? Look, this

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  37. is Sutton Balance. Me and Chris Broad used

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  38. to go to this school. Can you believe

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  39. that? 25 years ago? No,

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  40. yeah, 25 years ago, me and Chris were

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  41. educated here. This is so funny.

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  42. Okay, let's go into Sutton Valence Village

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  43. and I'll take you to my house. No, I don't

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  44. want to go up to the entrance. Feels

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  45. weird. It really doesn't look very

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  46. different. We still got that little garage

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  47. over there too. It's so funny, 25 years

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  48. and almost nothing has changed apart

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  49. from, you know, we got smartphones,

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  50. battery-powered bikes,

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  51. internet. I think this

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  52. road is pretty good for connection. It's

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  53. just when I go into the village and in the

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  54. country lanes, it really drops. Sutton

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  55. Valence. Show this to Chris Broad, it

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  56. might bring back his memories of us

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  57. being best friends, and then he'll let me

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  58. on Trash Taste. 40 kilometers per hour.

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  59. 45.

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  60. 45 kilometers.

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  61. 50 kilometers per hour.

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  62. 50 kilometers

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  63. per hour.

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  64. Whoa.

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  65. That was fast.

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  66. That was fast.

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  67. Oh my God, we gotta do that again.

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  68. I think I nearly hit 54 kilometers per

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  69. hour. Oh my God,

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  70. that's my old house.

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  71. Take a picture.

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  72. Take a picture.

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  73. That's my old house over there.

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  74. I didn't think I was right here. You

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  75. stalking your ex's house? No, this is

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  76. where I used to live when I was a kid.

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  77. This is where my best friend Ricky lived

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  78. too. Chris knows him.

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  79. Wow, that's my house. That's where I grew

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  80. up for 11 years. Let me just soak it in

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  81. for a minute. Look, that's my mum and

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  82. dad's bedroom.

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  83. That's my house.

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  84. I used to live here.

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  85. Last time I was here, my dad was alive.

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  86. I used to play on this tree. I used to

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  87. climb this tree when I was a kid. Can you

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  88. even hear me?

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  89. It's so quiet. I can't believe I lived

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  90. here. Some things are exactly

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  91. the same, like the brick wall. I remember

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  92. my dad building that. Those white gates,

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  93. I remember this buddy from school came

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  94. around and then stuck chewing gum on it.

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  95. I wonder if it's still there. I think

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  96. Ricky's parents still live there,

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  97. actually.

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  98. It is so weird how Everything feels

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  99. different when you were a kid. Like, when

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  100. you're a kid, all the places you grew up

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  101. in felt so big and scary and mysterious,

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  102. and then you come back to it and it's

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  103. like, oh, it's just the house and the

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  104. road, isn't it? But some things are

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  105. exactly the same, like the windows and the

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  106. door and the roof. So this is where me and

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  107. my sister and my neighbors used to play on

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  108. this green bit. We used to call it the

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  109. green. We used to play under this bush.

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  110. Oh, there's a dog. There's a scary dog.

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  111. He's staring at me.

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  112. And then we used to climb this tree as

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  113. well. Look at this tree.

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  114. See that tree?

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  115. Me and my sister used to climb it.

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  116. Oh, he's doing a reverse parallel.

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  117. Impressive,

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  118. impressive. Bit wide. Oh no, he got it in.

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  119. Impressive skills. Um,

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  120. feel a bit weird, like I'm creeping. So,

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  121. so then every day my mum would take me and

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  122. my sister to school up this road.

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  123. Oh look, there's the village up ahead.

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  124. Wow, it's so weird.

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  125. That was my house for 11 years.

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  126. That used to be my entire life. Just down

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  127. there. And then you come back

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  128. to it as an adult and it just doesn't

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  129. really seem that amazing like you have in

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  130. your memory. Okay, well, we came— what

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  131. I want— we did what I came for. 40

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  132. kilometers per hour! 40 kilometers

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  133. per hour!

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  134. I'm in the middle of the road. This is not

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  135. good.

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  136. All right,

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  137. ready to stop.

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  138. Brace.

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  139. Stopping.

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  140. Stopping.

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  141. Stopped. If you take the second exit on

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  142. this roundabout, you get up to the M20.

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  143. That is the motorway up there.

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  144. Who knows

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  145. the songs? My favorite.

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  146. Bum bum bum bum bum bum ba dum bum. Ba dum

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  147. bum bum ba dum bum bum.

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  148. Why is this car waiting for me? You can go

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  149. if you want. I'm only going 15 miles per

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  150. hour.

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  151. Okay, back home. Hello,

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  152. Magpie.

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  153. Oh my God, oh my God,

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  154. oh my God.

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  155. 4 hours of cyclage.

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  156. Oh, I've got a headache.

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  157. Headache.

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  158. So if I was doing Uber Eats for 4 hours,

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  159. how much do you think I would make?

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  160. Probably more than I made from this

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  161. stream. I think I got one, one Twitch sub,

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  162. which is like $1.50.

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  163. Not profitable, is it?

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