updates on my Job - Stealing parcels？!

Um, testing.

My hair got soaked by the rain.

It looks kind of weird now.

It looks weird.

Maybe I'll have a shower tonight.

Yeah, some crazy stuff happening at work

today. Some of it I can't really talk

about, although I might talk about it in a

cryptic way.

Oh, we've got a basically

all-day-long work schedule.

Delivering, then streaming. I'm just

nonstop grinding away.

I already got to cut my hair. My stupid

hair gets all wet in the rain and then it

keeps going in my eyes,

constantly going like that all day trying

to get it out my face. I need to get a

headband. God, I'm so envious of the guys

who just have no hair and they don't wear

glasses. And glasses get constantly

covered in water.

It's just that I like the way it looks

when it's dry.

I'm just having a coffee because I had a

long day. I need a pick-me-up. I hope I

don't get sick.

Oh, I did 160

parcels today.

160 parcels.

It was— it took me like 5 to 6 hours. It

was insane. I finished around 4.

Started around— I think I started about

half 8. And then I finally finished at 4,

although I didn't really finish. I still

got 10 parcels in the car. The problem is

my car nearly ran out of battery and I got

fed up and the route was like taking me

further and further away from my house and

it was just pouring down with rain all

day. All day raining.

It's still raining now. It's actually

insane. So horrible doing this job when

it's raining. Everything gets wet. The

phone screen gets wet. It's hard to press

the buttons. You get wet.

My clothing got drenched. I had to put it

on the heater to warm them up, to dry

I think it's stopping tomorrow morning if

the weather app's right. It says it's

going to stop around 6 AM. Also,

I'm gonna have to charge my car overnight

because I used almost the whole battery,

and to charge about 35 kilowatts at

a 2.3 kilowatt per hour charging speed,

it will take 15 hours. 15 hours is

tomorrow morning, 7 AM.

So I have no choice, but I gotta leave it

I just had to keep— I have to keep

flipping my trousers on the heater to dry

them out. Yeah, it is annoying.

It takes like 15 hours. If there's

something happens wrong with my car and

for some reason it didn't charge

overnight, which has happened actually,

uh, I'll be screwed unless I go over to

the Tesla Supercharger. And pay like £15.

Don't know why you bought it. Because I

didn't know I was going to be delivering

160 parcels.

Yeah, a van would— I mean, I don't know,

because it would just be a lot of money in

petrol, wouldn't it?

And then if I get fired from this job,

then what? Go get another delivery job.

Otherwise it was pointless buying a van.

Yeah. So I'll tell you what happened.

Apparently 2 of the other drivers got

suspended because of— because they are

under investigation for stealing

parcels. That's crazy. So Apparently,

the rumor is that a whole bunch of

their parcels went missing, and they think

that they were being trailed by Irish

gypsies who were stealing the parcels.

The theory at the depot, word on the

street, is that they think that us

drivers are being targeted by gypsies and

they're just basically picking up the

parcels that we leave. Which is weird

because how would they know which way

we're going unless they were right behind

us? So 2 drivers

are currently suspended under

investigation, being audited, and I

had to, I had to deliver 2 extra routes

that they weren't there to do. So I split

it with this other girl. So I did my usual

route in the morning and then I had to

come back and do half of the routes that

the missing drivers didn't do and the

other half that the other girl didn't do.

So I couldn't fit it all in the car

because there were like 100 parcels. I

took about 80, but I got fed up because my

car battery was nearly dead. I took 10

home and the rain was just getting— it

was getting crazy.

I couldn't do it anymore. I delivered 74

out of 82 because all the last ones were

like farms, and that would use a lot of

the battery, wouldn't it? If it was just

like close-knit suburban

housing, I would have done it, but it's

like farms 5 to 10 minutes drive apart

from each other, so I'll do those

tomorrow. But tomorrow he doesn't want

me to do that route, even though I've

still got some parcels left over from that

route. So tomorrow he asked me to do my

usual route plus this other route because

someone's taking the day off. So I'm gonna

do full-time tomorrow as well, but this

time not the route I did today. So it's

kind of funny that I made this big fuss

about how I didn't want to do full-time

and basically sacrifice my

relationship because I refused to do

full-time and give up YouTube. And now I'm

doing full-time anyway.

The irony. The utter irony.

And I thought I didn't want to do

full-time. But when your boss says, do you

want to make some extra money? And you're

in massive debt, then you say yes. Yes,

please give me more money. So I can't say

no when I desperately need the money, can

I? Daniel, you can deliver a big thick

package to me. Oh wow, thanks, Jeb.

Yeah, it's like Amazon Flex.

I kept saying, oh, I don't want to do

double blocks, but then every time a block

popped up, I'll just grab it and do it

because I wanted the money so much.

So yeah, I'm gonna make extra money, I

reckon, because I delivered 160 today. I

reckon I made about £70 to £80

maybe. So yeah,

I'm gonna be rich if he keeps giving me

double rounds, because I don't know, I

don't know if I'm gonna be doing the round

again where the 2 drivers are suspended or

if they're gonna come back soon, because I

mean, there's a— there's this reason why I

don't really want to do that specific

round.

I don't know if I should say it.

I think you get what I mean.

Let's just say you won't believe what I

saw doing this round today. Holy fuck.

Holy shit.

Nothing interesting at all.

Not saying.

Yeah, but it's not my fault. I didn't

choose to do the round, did I? And I'm not

doing it tomorrow because he, he said,

can I do this other one? He said— did he

say leave it or forget it? I forgot what

he said. I don't know. When I told

the other driver I was doing this round,

he seemed surprised. Slightly in

like a negative way. He's like, oh, did

he? Like that. Like he was shocked that I

was getting the round. I don't know. It

felt kind of weird. Like, I don't know.

There's like a lot of drama at the depot

that I didn't know about. Apparently

there's like a chat group that they

haven't invited me to,

and I reckon they all gossip and stuff. I

reckon they all gossip about other

drivers. Probably gossips about me.

I mean, I delivered a parcel to this

bakery this morning, and I've been

delivering to her almost every day. She

was like, well, you might as well move in

to this village. And I said, yeah, might

as well. That'll be funny. People

recognizing me now. I'm getting kind of

famous in the village as the guy

who never knocks when he delivers stuff.

God, I feel so much better having a

coffee. Jesus Christ, I got home and I was

like a zombie. I was like, uh,

my back hurts. And then I had flour

pancake. Oh my God, oh my God, I'm

spilling the coffee everywhere.

Yeah, one driver was not happy that he had

to come in on Good Friday. More like Shit

Did you see anything orange? What do you

mean? I still haven't gotten my parcels.

My parcels are currently leaving Shanghai

Airport, apparently.

Yeah, so today was crazy. I did my usual

route. Did about 76 parcels and then I had

to go back to the depot. And there seems

to be a new girl there now. She seems kind

of shy because I had to talk to her about

sharing the other parcels.

Yeah, it's interesting. You see people

So I did that pretty easily apart from

getting drenched. Drenched the whole— I

was just soaked the whole day. I was just

soaked, whole head of hair just soaked.

I brought a little towel with me today,

thank God, and I was just constantly

wiping my phone, my glasses, and then

wiping my head— wash— I mean, drying my

hair.

And then I had to do that second round

that I've never done before. It took me

about 3 hours to deliver 70-ish,

which I think is not bad considering I've

never delivered there before. It went

pretty smoothly. It was easy. It's just

that because I don't know the area, I had

to write down numbers on every box so I

could follow a planned route instead

of what I usually do with my route is

because I've memorized the whole place, I

don't need to do that. I can just— I know

where everything is. And I do it in the

same order every time.

So it wasn't too bad. It was actually— the

area seems quite nice, like very wide

roads, big houses. Oh, don't worry,

Danny, I can dry you down with my body.

That's nice and hot.

Yeah, it's quite a nice area apart from

There was like a retirement home. I didn't

know how to get in, so I left my car

outside of the gate and ran to the

building, and then I had to run back to

the gate, and then I realized, oh my God,

I've got another parcel for this place.

So I had to go back in there.

So now I know, although I guess it— I

don't know if I'll go there again. It

seems kind of sad. I don't know.

I went into that retirement home and it

was like— the vibe was like a guest house.

And all the old people were like hanging

out in the living room bit. And I guess

it's nice if you got— I don't know, I can

just like imagine these old women, their

husband died, didn't leave them with much,

surviving on a pension, no children, or

maybe children's abandoned them. Best you

can do is a retirement home and you're

lonely so you can like make friends with

the other old people. It just seems so

sad. I felt depressed walking

through that retirement home.

It's just— I don't know, like,

how much must

you have effed up your life where it gets

to the point where you end up in a

retirement home as an old person?

I hope that's not what's going to happen

Have I been stealing parcels? No, it

wasn't me. I thought it was me who was

being accused. He said other drivers,

the other 2 drivers have been put under

investigation, so I had to deliver their

So yeah, they also warned me. They said

because they suspect that gypsies have

been trailing the other drivers to steal

the stuff, they said to me that I should

be careful because they might steal my

stuff. And then what if I get put under

investigation? Imagine I get 2 weeks

suspension because I get investigated

because I will— because now I'm doing the

route that these other drivers were doing

where their parcels allegedly have been

stolen by gypsies. I didn't even know

there were gypsies in this area. I haven't

heard any Irish people.

I just don't see the point of stealing it.

None of it's worth anything. It's just

rubbish. It's like toilet roll and

chopping boards and I don't know, just any

random £5 bits of rubbish you can imagine.

What are they going to do with that? Sell

it or use it? They can't. There's nothing

of value is going to be in there.

Yeah, I thought the area was safe, but I

didn't realize there were gypsies here as

well. So yeah, what if they do that to me?

They're like, oh, look, the new driver.

He looks easy, easy target. And then I

get accused of stealing the parcels after,

I don't know, 50 of them go missing.

But the problem is, like, you take a photo

of the parcel so you've got proof that you

delivered it. But there's nothing stopping

you taking the photo and then taking the

parcel, and then you can claim, oh, I did

deliver it, look at the photo.

So the photo's not much use because after

you've taken the photo, then the parcel

goes missing. And then maybe if it gets

extreme, they might say, don't deliver

anything unless the person actually

receives it. Don't ever leave it in front

of the front door, which would screw me.

Because the reason why I'm really quick is

because I just leave it in front of the

Yeah, I had someone in Maidstone try and

steal a parcel when I was delivering for

Amazon. I was going towards the door and

he came up to me and he was like, oh yeah,

that's for me, mate. And then the person

who lives there opened the door and there

was like this look of confusion. They

obviously didn't know each other. So I

asked, can I have it back? And he came

back and gave it to me with this smirk on

his face. Stupid gypsies.

He had a chavvy Maidstone accent. You

could tell he wasn't first-generation

gypsy. By the time they're

third-generation gypsy, they lose the

Irish accent. If they're second

generation, they still have it for some

reason. But you know they're gypsies

because they got like mullets and they

drive white vans and they look chavvy.

Had some come into the petrol station when

I worked there. Trying to get free petrol,

or they just pump the petrol and then they

drive off without paying. Does no one have

a camera outside the home? A lot of people

do, but I mean, what are you gonna do, go

to every house and ask them if they could

have the footage?

Yeah, so I drove to some new places today

that I've never been to, so that was quite

interesting. I went all around these roads

in the main town because usually I deliver

in the village south of the main town.

Today I was delivering in the main town

and it was, yeah, quite a nice area. It's

just raining made it not fun.

I really hate it when it rains.

So horrible.

Same clothes, same hair, same position,

same rents since 5 days ago. This— what?

This is a completely new story. What are

you talking about? I did

a double shift.

I've never done that before.

My back hurts getting in and out of the

car, you know, 200 times. The thing I'm

scared of is either ripping a fingernail

or falling over and hurting my knee or

getting some kind of cut or getting sick.

I really hope I didn't get sick. I don't

know, I feel a bit— I thought maybe I was

getting a bit sick. Because I was

coughing, but I feel fine now. I don't

know if you actually get sick just from

breathing the rain. I thought you had to

catch it from someone. The sickness

doesn't just appear out of nowhere.

No, it's definitely counted as full time

if you do a double shift.

God, the heater's really good for drying

out clothing. It's basically like a big

iron.

Yeah, so if you do 170 parcels, you're

going to make about £80 to £90 maybe.

You make that every day, it's like £3,000

in a month. Would I do double shifts from

now on? I don't really want to,

to be honest, but if he asks me to, I'm

gonna do it because I want the money.

Honestly, I'd rather just come home and do

my day trading. I won't be able to do day

trading if I'm doing a double shift unless

I start really early. So maybe if I go at

7 and I start my first shift around

8, get done at 10 or 11.

Go to Tesco, go to toilet, get back to the

depot about 11-ish.

But then I'll still be delivering until 3

to 4 p.m. and I want to be home at 2 for

market open.

It's a bit annoying because, yeah, I'm not

making any money doing trading.

But to get good at trading, you need

screen time and practice. And I'm not

going to be able to practice if I'm

delivering parcels. And I feel like I'm

getting pretty good at it. I got 28% gain

yesterday.

I'm thinking I go work on Sunday so that

on Monday I don't have much to do.

I wonder if you're allowed to do that.

I would rather go work on Sunday because

the roads would be empty. People would be

at home. Problem is, when people are at

home, they have their cars all parked

outside, so it's harder to park, but it's

easier to drive. Pros and cons.

Yeah. So if I do double shifts, I make

like £80 plus my YouTube.

I can make £3,000 a month. Let's say

I make £75 a day delivering.

That's £1,800. And then I make about £750

YouTube plus about £300 OnlyFans and then

about £150 PayPal. I could make £3,000

in a month. In a year I'd make $36,000

minus my $24,000 debt.

Yeah, I could pay off all my debt in

probably half a year. I'll be rich.

And then once my debt's paid off, I can— I

don't know what I do with the money if I

stick to it.

$36K a year would be insane with

only a— my expenses altogether about $16K,

$15K my expenses for the year. And then if

I make $36K, I'll have like $17K left

over. I'm gonna be rich.

What should I buy? I could buy a van so

I could deliver more. The most annoying

thing is needing to wee. I went— I had to

wee twice. I went to Tesco and then I

weed, and then I went back to the depot

and then I started needing to go to the

toilet really badly again, even though I

just went. So I had a sneaky wee

and it all came out completely clear and

it was just like endless. Endless stream

of piss coming out, and I was just

standing there going, come on, can't you

just like dump it all at once? Why does it

come out in this stupid little stream? I

need a bigger willy hole.

Don't drink until after work. Well, I only

had a Huel. I think the second

pee was probably the Huel.

I'm probably gonna have to go shopping

tomorrow because I I'm running out of

milk. I've actually nearly got no flour

left. And what else?

I would like to get some energy bars or

something. Maybe I

had a chocolate bar, thankfully, in the

so that kept me going because the fuel ran

Yeah, it's really annoying needing to pee

when you're trying to get stuff done.

I don't know why I need to pee so much.

Must be the hule.

Maybe I don't drink the hule until the

second shift.

I told you about flour, now that's your

whole diet. Uh, no, I had flour from when

I was not single and we were making

pancakes, and then

I realized, oh, I got a whole bag of

flour, I wonder what I can use that for.

Stop trying to take credit, it was my

idea. Now I'm gonna actually buy more

flour because it's a really useful

ingredient. It's having a bag of flour. I

thought flour was stupid because it's like

for cakes and I don't want to waste time

eating cakes. But you can make non-cake

stuff. Pastries, pancakes.

Being able to make a pancake, not like

a sweet pancake, but a savory pancake has

been a game changer. I'm going to get

kimchi, green onions. So much better

than dry, boring sandwich.

You can also make like a tortilla

flatbread, but I don't see the point when

you can just make a pancake and it's

easier. Because if you make the flatbread,

you got to knead it and spray, scatter

flour everywhere. Yeah, I never really

thought about flour before. I always

associated it with cakes, and I don't

really want to eat cakes because

I think that's just dessert and you, you

don't really need dessert.

Yeah, kimchi pancakes are great. You got

to get some green onions with it as well.

Put some bacon in it.

Kimchi is also good for your gut

microbiome.

Nearly dry. My trousers

got soaked. I'm not wearing any trousers.

I'm going naked underneath the bathrobe.

My trousers got soaked. They're nearly

bone dry now. On the radiator.

Actually, it feels quite nice, actually,

doing a full shift and getting all tired

and coming home. You feel like this

feeling of satisfaction, like you

persevered through the suffering and now

you can relax, and then you're gonna get

paid good money later.

It's not a bad feeling. It would be a lot

better when it's not raining, though.

I'm just hoping I can get faster at it and

then be able to finish before market opens

and I could do a double shift, day trade

and do YouTube and OnlyFans. I'm going to

be so rich. I'm going to be loaded.

Although I did something a bit naughty.

So one of the parcels had to be delivered

to the post office, but the post office

was closed, so I just left it in front of

the post office door. Hopefully they'll

find it tomorrow. It's their fault. I

mean, why do they close at 1? It's stupid.

Imagine closing at 1:00.

Did I imagine I'd be a delivery man when I

was young? No, I had no idea I was even

going to drive a car. I thought I was

never, ever going to drive a car because

because it was so scary. And that's what

adults do. And I'm not an adult. Yeah, I

was always against driving car because it

was just what my dad did. And my dad's an

adult and I'm just a kid. So I always

resisted the idea of driving because it

meant I'm not a kid anymore.

But the money you can make through driving

is just too good to ignore.

God damn stupid hair, it keeps poking my

Why don't you just not deliver it that

day? Because I want to deliver everything,

otherwise I've got to go back tomorrow and

deliver it again. Can't be

bothered.

Why would you have your part? I don't get

it why they some people have their parcels

rerouted to the post office to get get it

picked up, and sometimes I'm like right at

the house and I'm thinking why do I have

to take to the post office when I'm

literally right at your house and I just

leave it at their house.

Yeah. So if I become— if I get into like a

massive surplus of money and I've paid my

debts, what should I do if I'm

making $3K a month?

Minus my expenses,

that's 1,600

left over. My debt is what, 19k plus 5k?

24k. Minus— no,

divided by 1,400, it will take 17 months.

Oh my God, you're joking.

Oh my God, I'm never getting out of

fucking debt. 17 months, even with working

full-time and doing YouTube and doing

OnlyFans.

Oh,

okay, let's minus my stock money. So

basically I'm just in $19K of debt.

Now divide that by $1,400. 13 months.

I gotta work full-time for a whole year.

Yeah, a whole year.

And that's assuming that I don't buy

anything else apart from my base expenses.

Yeah, because my expenses are like $15K a

year and then my debt is $19K. So I would

have to make $15K,

$15K, $34K. I would have

to make $34K in a year,

which is basically $3K a month.

Oh my God,

imagine I'm still here in it. Do you think

I'm still gonna be here in a year?

I think it'd be pretty cool though if I am

still here in a year. I think it just

would not be cool at all if I end up going

back to my mom's house because it'll be

like I failed again.

Get a cheaper place?

No, if I got a room share

place, I wouldn't be able to stream, and I

would not want to downgrade. I really like

this house. I really feel like it's

starting to feel like home.

And also, I need to start building an

emergency fund in case I need to pass an

income check if I need to rent a new

place. Yeah, I thought, you know, that the

woman at the village I delivered in,

she laughed seeing me again after so many

days of seeing me every day. She was like,

you should just move into the village.

And I thought, yeah,

why don't I just move into the village?

Why am I in this village? If I live in the

village I work in, that'll be so

convenient.

Yeah, I like the— I like the village way

more than the town. The town is okay.

It's better than Maidstone, but it has

tiny resemblances of Maidstone,

like chavvy flat blocks.

Why am I in Devon at all?

Because I was in a relationship. What do

you mean? And now I've got this cushy job,

which is, you know, everything I

complained about Amazon Flex. This job

doesn't have those problems. This is a

great job. So easy.

You can also make loads of mistakes and

they don't care,

hopefully.

And it's just way easier because you do

the same, you do the same area every

single day. So then you memorize the whole

place and you can basically just do it

with your eyes closed. I'm so good at

doing my village.

God, my hands look massive. Why are they

like that? It looks really weird.

Imagine I make videos like this. Hey guys,

so I have this rare condition where I've

got massive hands.

Yeah. So if I just hunker down, do like a

year's work here, I could probably get all

my debts paid off, including my mum's.

And then I'll be debt-free. Imagine that.

And then if I do a second year, I would

make how

much?

I'd make $17K net after expenses.

Imagine $17K net.

I could put down money for a mortgage. I

could buy a house. And then

I don't have to worry about getting kicked

out or rent going up. Rent goes up, but

mortgages don't, do they? And you pay a

mortgage, you're basically paying

yourself, aren't you? Because the money

you pay for rent is going into the

landlord's pocket. The money you pay for

mortgage is going into an asset that you

are going to own. So you're basically just

paying yourself. I mean, technically

you're paying the bank.

So I don't know, house ownership seems not

bad, but then you got to pay for damages.

Whereas if you rent, the landlord pays for

Can't buy a house with $17K. You could put

down a fat deposit. You put down, you

know, deposits. If you're going to live in

the house, it's only 5%. But if you want

to rent it out, it's 20%. So you would

need for 5%, you can get like a $400K

house where the budget would have to be

£10K. No, £20K. You would need £20,000 to

put down a deposit on a £400K house.

And then you would— I mean, obviously you

want to pay a bigger deposit to get the

monthly mortgage payments as low as you

can.

Mortgage will be 5 times your income.

Um, well, if I'm making £3K a month,

you would be able to do a £600 a month

mortgage because £3,000 would be 5 times

the £600.

Yeah, so I think I just work hard for a

year and then I will have proof of income

that I've made good money that year, and

then I'll be able to pass income checks.

And then I should also have a safety

emergency fund in case I need to rent a

new place or put down money for deposit,

or I just ditch everything and Go to Japan

and blow all my money chasing Japanese

MILF. What do you think?

Hmm, we are at a crossroads in life.

Chasing the pussy in Asia or making

some fat money.

Yeah, I'm quite excited at the— I think

the idea of money excites me more now than

the idea of sex. When I was younger, I was

like obsessed with sex and it was the only

thing that mattered. Now I'm excited at

the idea of money. Making money.

Money is pretty nice, I have to say.

You'll be sick working full-time in a week

or two. Yeah, that's what I'm worried

about. I was already getting fed up with

the job, to be honest.

But the money has really helped. The extra

£1,000 a month.

Become a truck driver. Yeah, I was, I was

considering a 7.5-ton truck

license before the thing happened where

my whole life got turned upside down. Now

I'm like getting back on track now.

Before the cataclysm, I was

in a good mind headspace. I was like, oh

yeah, I'm going to do this. I'm going to

do that. I like being here. I'm going to

make this money. I'm going to actually

think about doing a truck driving course.

And then the cataclysmic event happened

and just drove me into depression

and dark mindset and dark clouds. And now

I'm finally emerging from it. And it feels

so good. I'm like finally thinking

positively and it's like this big toxic

cloud has disappeared from above my head.

Now I can start actually thinking about

future plans and maybe improving

myself, getting a new skill.

Yeah, I feel, I feel so much better.

A couple of weeks ago, I felt like, I hate

this place. I'm going to ditch everything.

I'm going to run away to Japan, but I'll

just end up back at my mum's house, won't

I? And then won't have achieved anything.

Just wasted another year. I can't build

generational wealth if I keep going off to

Japan. And then coming back to square one.

Will I? I'll just end up the same cycle

over and over again and

keep blowing all my money to go chase

What am I doing? I wasted the last 15

years of my life. I haven't developed

anything useful just

because I started chatting to some woman

and she was like, oh, come to Japan, I

will look after you. And then I'll just

ditch everything. So stupid.

Like, if I started learning to day trade 5

years ago, I would be really good at it

now, wouldn't I?

Thank God I learned to drive. I think

learning to drive was really a massive

life-changing event for me. So glad I

stuck with it. I nearly gave up, to be

honest, because the teacher was not being

nice. I hate

my hair right now.

I really need to cut it.

Who am I leaving generational wealth to?

Um, I'm gonna make a homeless shelter for

hot girls. They will all be my daughters.

I will be called Daddy.

Homeless girl shelter. My dream.

But they have to be hot. No ugly ones.

They can stay on the streets.

Yeah, I'm actually— I'm quite enjoying

this idea of make money,

improve, buy stuff that helps

you make more money.

This is kind of like playing The Sims,

but in real life. I feel like this is a

more rewarding way of living than go to

Japan, have sex, blow all money, go back

to mum's house, rinse and repeat.

Don't develop anything useful.

Yeah, I kind of feel bored of that.

No, I'm not exploiting them. I'm helping

them. I'm saving them from the streets,

and they will call me daddy. You only

found out now? Well, yeah, because I never

really known what I've wanted to do with

my life. So I thought the only thing

that's going to make me happy if I get a

girlfriend and then all my problems will

be solved. But then actually getting a

girlfriend usually just makes my life

hell.

If I can get an electric van, that'll be

Why do I actually feel really good after

working a full shift today? I thought I'd

hate it, but I feel pretty good.

Obviously I feel tired and I ache, but

mentally I feel quite proud of myself.

I just have to look after my sexy body.

Hopefully I can dig myself out of over—

overdraft in about 2 months.

I reckon it'll be a couple months where I

just won't be able to get out of

overdraft, unfortunately.

Especially in May, because in May I've got

to pay 6 months of council tax upfront.

Better bust out the OnlyFans toys.

OnlyFans is doing well considering I

haven't really promoted it very well yet.

Apart from saying, hey guys, join my

OnlyFans on stream. I reckon if I, if I

make a link on Instagram with a sexy

picture where I've got 7,000 followers,

it could boost it. But it's just that I'm

not— I'm ramping it up slowly,

not 0 to 100 all at once.

Yeah, I got 170 parcels today and I

delivered about 160. I brought about 10

home because my car was running out of

battery.

Who is paying for that? Uh, my gay fans.

I've got about 20 paying members at the

moment, so that's like $200 a month. If I

can get it to about 50, that'd be great.

That'd be $500 a month. I used to have

about 100. 100 would be a nice goal, but I

think 50 would be more reasonable, more

achievable. 100 would be like further down

the line. I need to put more content out.

I think people don't want to subscribe

because there's only a couple videos, but

I am going to start maybe every 2 weeks

posting something new or

technically old, but it's new because it's

Stuff people haven't seen before.

Yeah, it's so dumb. You can't post links

to adult websites on YouTube anymore. You

used to be able to, and now you're not

allowed to. But you can post a link that

links you to a page that has a link on it.

It just doesn't make any sense.

Really hope it's not raining tomorrow. I

should probably go to bed early today and

then wake up at like 6 o'clock and then

leave the house at 7, so I'm out doing my

first delivery by 8, and then I should

finish at around 10, and then back to the

depot, pick up the rest, the other route,

and And then if I start at half 10 or 11,

I should be done by 2 something.

I just don't know if he's gonna keep

giving me double, double shifts or if it's

just like a temporary thing.

Won't I run out of ideas for OnlyFans? I

think by the time I've run out of ideas,

I would have already made loads of money

because there's so much you can do if

you include props, toys, different

outfits. There's a lot you can do with

outfits as well, like knee-high socks,

Japanese girl outfit. I don't know,

just gotta use your imagination.

What was the important thing your manager

wants to talk about? So basically, 2

drivers got suspended because they're

under investigation for stealing. So he

wanted me to cover the rounds and I had

to, I had to deliver my stuff and their

stuff as well today. And I did about 170

parcels. Took me about 5 to 6 hours.

Such a shame they got accused of stealing.

Just shows what

happens. Actions have consequences.

Such a shame that I get the money now.

My parcels now, bitch.

Doggy dog world in the delivery world of

delivering.

85 quid. Yeah, you do that every day,

it's like £3,000 a month.

This car is going to pay for itself. Oh,

my back's itchy.

Celebrate with some Sunnatory Whiskey.

When I finish this, I'm gonna treat myself

with a bottle of Japan's finest rice wine.

Kum pie, guys.

This is how you enjoy whiskey. Swirl it,

smell it, let the aromas rise

up into the nostrils.

I like to inhale through my nose as I

swallow because it enhances The aromatic

spices.

How much do you think it will cost to get

an electric van?

I just need a cigar. And then we're

cooking. I'm getting hot now.

When he hits 40, no one's going to watch.

You're assuming people watch me because

I'm young. Lol.

No one watches because I'm not even young

now.

You have no idea about YouTube. Yeah, as

if there's no over 40 YouTubers who get

any views apart from all of the over 40

YouTubers who get loads of views. Idiot.

You're predictable now. You have no idea

what's going to happen next week.

Do not underestimate my unpredictableness.

No, I'm not dating any women anymore. I'm

done. I don't know if you got

the message, but I'm not really looking to

Anymore. It's just not worth it. The

sacrifices I have to make to be in a

relationship are not worth it. They want

me to quit YouTube. They want me to get a

real job. They want me to stop doing gay

porn. I don't want to have to

give up those things just so I can be in a

relationship. It's not worth it. I miss

sex. Yeah, okay. I miss having hugs and

cuddles, but it's not worth having to

sacrifice everything else for that.

I need a girl who's happy with me doing

gay porn and happy with me telling all

my viewers about everything about her and

her secrets without getting upset. And I

need her to be jobless,

homeless, no family, no parents, and she's

completely reliant on me and I am the

king. And I own her.

And, um, yeah, I lock her in my room. She

can't leave. That's my ideal girlfriend.

And she has to cook and clean whilst I'm

at work. And she doesn't have to be part

of the stream. She doesn't have to be on

camera. She just has to not tell me to not

talk about her because I need to talk

Yeah, I do solo gay porn on OnlyFans,

and I think When

your mind becomes muddied with the

emotions and hormones from obsessing

over the opposite sex, you make worse

decisions. You spend more money. You spend

less time working. You spend less time

developing new skills. You spend more time

doing pointless things like arguing and

being sad. It— you can't

focus. You need to, like, have laser focus

on your goals. I'm going full— it's

not incel because it's voluntary. Volcel.

Incel is involuntary.

I'm going on a woman detox.

People do No Nut November. I'm doing no

woman— no women decade.

I'm gonna become a pro day trader.

Currently I'm gonna support myself with

delivery work until I become a pro day

trader. And then I'm going to make 28%

gains on a daily basis. And then I'll be

able to retire at age 40. They say it

takes about 5 years to become a profitable

trader. So when I'm 40, I will be a

profitable trader and I won't have to do

delivery work anymore. And I'll

be like my hero, Traveling Trader, where I

could travel the world and day trade

stocks and not have to worry about getting

a job. And I'll have a house.

I don't need to pick and choose. I can

travel and have a house, not have one or

the other. I have my cake and I'll eat it.

Otherwise, what's the point having the

No, you don't need to be smart to do day

trading. You literally just have to look

for patterns and have a system that's

replicable. And then you just do that over

and over and over again. You don't need to

be smart to do day trading. You need

discipline, control over your emotions,

and to have a plan, a strategy.

That's it. Yeah, patterns break.

Nothing's 100%, but patterns are very

reliable. Not every time, but nearly

every time the market bounces, it's off a

key level or off some kind of confluence.

It doesn't just bounce for no reason

unless Trump says something crazy

and then it would have some kind of crazy

movement.

Yeah, you don't have to be a genius to do

day trading. You just need to have a plan,

have a strategy, learn about basic stuff

like key levels and divergences, which is

not hard. You don't, you don't have to

understand how it works. You just have to

understand that it does work. It's like,

I don't, I don't know what the fuck an SMT

divergence is. I just know that when there

is an SMT divergence, it's a very good

likeliness that it will go up or down.

You don't need to understand the inner

workings. It's not really going to help.

It's like you don't need to understand how

a combustion engine works to be able to

drive a car, do you?

He just needs to know that when you press

the pedal, it goes.

Yeah, I'm gonna debunk the myth that you

need to be smart to be a day— people are

like, oh, you must be so clever if you

want to do day trading because most people

lose money. Yes, because they give up. I

never give up.

It's like my sister is a statistic, is

another statistic of most people who lose

money investing and trading. Yeah. Cause

she lost money and then she pulled it all

out and gave up. If she stuck with it,

she would have lost more money actually.

Cause her stocks were shit. She had, I

don't know what she had. She had the FTSE

100 and like Etsy or something. I don't

know, FTSE 100 might have— I haven't

checked UK stocks.

FTSE 100,

it's only up 5% in a year.

I mean, since 2020, the FTSE 100 is

up 30%. If she didn't sell, she would have

been up like 20%. She said it was too

stressful and gave her a headache. You

see, that's the problem. People get

stressed at the idea of losing money and

they give up, so they become another part

of the 90% of people don't make money

doing it. Yeah, because they give up.

If you give up, you have a 100% chance of

failing. Just You gotta keep doing it.

Even if you suck at it, you just keep at

I just believe that day trading doesn't

have to be really hard or complicated if

you, you just have to follow simple steps.

You can make it really complicated if

you're a nerd, but I think it's up to you

how complex you make it.

Never Give Up's new video barely got any

views. What was it about? Like his

new gaming room? He only

seems to get views when he talks about

being ugly. Surprise, surprise.

Or his life updates with his wife.

But then when he does his gaming stuff,

no one cares because he didn't go viral

for being a gamer. Yeah, he got 7K views 3

days ago on his new apartment. I don't

know, I thought that might get views

because it's like a life update. It's got

his wife in it. What we have gone through

lately, 19K.

Yeah, it's like his channel's kind of

died. Oh, he got 135k views

on his pregnancy time-lapse. Our childhood

pictures got 180k. That was 4 months ago.

Yeah, baby videos seems to get him a lot

of views. He needs to now— you know what

he needs to do now? Become a family

vlogger with his kids in it. He needs to

milk his kids, basically. Otherwise he's

not gonna get any views.

Daddy05, do you remember him?

God, I smashed that. 170 parcels.

Out in 5 or 6 hours today in the rain.

Imagine how much quicker I would have been

if it wasn't raining. I did it in the

rain, slowing me down, having to wipe

my glasses every time I get back in the

car. If it's a nice day, I'll be so much

quicker. Oh, stop spamming,

stupid idiots.

He doesn't weigh getting views as more

important than his beautiful family.

Yeah, whatever. I guess his wife didn't

tell him to quit YouTube, did she?

It's still raining. I can't believe it.

How much damn water is in the sky?

God's sake, it says it's gonna rain until

tomorrow morning. Oh my God. It's gonna

rain all night and then it's stopping at

7 o'clock. What?

That's insane. I really hope it stops

tomorrow. And then Sunday is sunny.

Oh, I said the forbidden word.

What's another word for sunny then?

Hey Daniel.

Hey Daniel, what's new your end? What's

another word for sunny?

Radiant is another word for sunny. No,

I'm talking about the weather. Bright is

another word for sunny weather. Enjoying

some sun over there in Lifton? Don't dox

me, you stupid idiot. Sorry if I came

across that way. Let's talk about

something else. I'm live streaming. You

just announced my village. That— why did

you announce the village I'm living in?

Oh my God, really sorry about that,

Daniel. I shouldn't have mentioned your

location. It's too late now. Everyone

heard. Sorry, Daniel. I didn't mean

to overstep. Let's move on. Hate you now.

I'm sorry, Daniel. He just docks me.

Oh my god! Can you imagine

if I was still trying to keep my location

a secret? I would have just leaked it. A

stupid AI who's like, "Oh, having nice

weather in Lipton at PL sixteen zero HN."

I don't even know how he knows where I

live.

AI doxxed me,

he says, after doxxing himself on day 1.

Yeah, you know why I did that? It's

because, yeah, I was actually hiding. You

remember when I was hiding where I was

living, where I was staying, and people

were like, oh, Daniel says he's 200 miles

from home. And it could be anywhere in

this circle radius.

Because I was so worried that if people

knew I was in Devon, they would try and

mess with real estate agencies and then

ruin my chances of getting a rental.

And then I had the argument and I was

like, fuck it, I'm just going to tell

everyone. I don't care anymore. I'm not

even going to go there. I said I was not

going to stay there. I was going to go

home to my mum. So I just doxxed where I

was gonna live. And then I thought,

there's no way I'm gonna move into a house

and not vlog in the house. People would

find out where I am even with this

background, probably. Although they'd be