Why I refuse to get a Job in Japan [iMIT5vmJlsQ]

So people often like to ask me, Daniel,

why don't you get a job? And my response

is always, well, would you jump into a

lifeboat before the ship's sinking? No,

you would wait until the ship sinks or is

about to sink, and then you jump into the

lifeboat. It wouldn't make sense to jump

into the lifeboat before it actually

sinks, because then you'd look like an

idiot sitting in a lifeboat whilst the

ship sails away without you. So I like to

think of my YouTube channel as the

Titanic. And I'm the captain, and there's

an iceberg, and there are lifeboats, and I

have several options. Ship's about to hit

the iceberg, so what do I do? Do I just

abandon the ship, let it sail into the

iceberg, and jump off into a lifeboat and

then run away? Or do I try and steer the

ship away from the iceberg and make an

attempt to save the ship? Well,

obviously, as the captain of the ship,

I'm going to try and do my very best to

keep the ship float and not just let it

sink. That's my theory. And basically

what it means is I'm not going to stop

doing YouTube and get a job until I

desperately need to get a job and I have

no more money left and I've used all my

savings and I'm only getting 500 views per

video. Until that happens, I probably

won't try and look for a job. So I'm sorry

to disappoint you if you were hoping for

me to get a job. It's unlikely to happen

as long as my channel survives.

I'm not trying to say— I'm not trying to

get people to stop watching my channel in

order to force me to get a job. It's kind

of like me challenging you, isn't it? Oh,

he's saying he'll get a job if we stopped

watching, so let's all stop watching,

guys, and force him to get a job. What I'm

trying to say is I'm going to do my very

best to keep this ship afloat, to keep my

passengers happy, And try not to steer it

into an iceberg resulting in all of you

drowning. I don't have anything against

working or having a job. I've had a job in

the past, and the working, having to

actually work part of the job, that aspect

wasn't the thing that I hated about it. I

had no problems with working. I didn't

mind going into some place every day,

doing the same tasks over and over and

over again every single day. That was the

easy part. The thing I hated about having

a job and the reason why I'm so against

looking for a job and getting a new job is

because I hate people.

I don't hate everyone, but there are lots

of types of people that I, I don't like.

I very much dislike certain types of

people, usually very serious people,

people who take their jobs too seriously,

people who stress out and get upset over

silly tiny little things. I cannot stand

those types of people, and having to work

with someone like that every single day is

enough to drive you insane. It's the most

depressing thing in life, having to— being

stuck with someone and having to work with

him every day when you hate his guts.

Like I said before, I don't hate everyone.

There have been jobs that I've had in the

past where I worked with someone and I

actually liked working with them, and they

were fun to talk to, and I felt relaxed,

and I actually enjoyed going to work

because I enjoyed their company. But in

every single job that I've had, there's

been at least one or two people that I've

had to work with who I absolutely hated,

and I wouldn't piss on them if they were

on fire. You might not know this, or you

probably do— you probably do know this,

but I used to work in a petrol station

doing night shifts last year, and I liked

working there when I was working with the

Bangladesh guy who I liked, and when I was

working by myself. I enjoyed going to

work. I enjoyed the feeling of having

responsibility, of being in charge of the

petrol station. I enjoyed doing my little

tasks every day that I would do every day,

every night. And it was, it felt rewarding

going to work and then earning money. But

I hated the job, not because of the job,

but because of this bloody Nepalese guy

who I absolutely couldn't stand and

irritated me so much that it, it just

made me feel so depressed having to go to

the petrol station, having to go to work

every night. And I ended up quitting the

job, not because of the job, but because

of him. If he didn't exist, I might still

be working at the petrol station. This is

the problem with— this is the problem with

living in society in the real world.

There's lots of different types of people

out there, and a lot of them are very,

very irritating. And if possible, I want

to have nothing to do with them. I don't

want to talk to them. I don't want to have

to work with them. I want to be completely

disconnected from them. And the best way

of disconnecting yourself from people you

don't like is by just staying

inside and not talking to anyone.

It's— it can be depressing sometimes. It

can feel lonely sometimes. It can feel

isolating sometimes, but that is 100 times

better than having to see that stupid

Nepalese guy's face every night.

Sometimes people ask me what my dream job

is, and my dream job would be anything

where I don't have to work with anyone,

where I could work by myself, where I

don't have to interact with customers,

where I can just go into the place and

start doing what I have to do and then

just leave without having to talk to

anyone much. That is my dream job. And my

favorite job that I have, have had in the

past was when I was working in a kitchen

doing washing up. I would just go in in

the morning, take off my coat, put on my

apron thing, and then start doing washing

up for the next 6 hours. Didn't have to

talk to anyone, didn't have to talk to any

customers, just stood there washing

dishes, and then I'd go home. And it was

great. It was the best job I've ever had—

washing dishes. I know that sounds sad,

but it really was. And if I had to pick

one dream job, I would pick YouTube. I

think it's a great job, if you think of it

as a job, which I do. I think it's great.

Don't have to deal with customers, don't

really have to talk to anyone. The money's

pretty good. It's fun being creative and

talking about things that interest me.

The only downside is you have to put up

with stupid comments, hate comments. You

have to put up with people doxxing you,

revealing your address on websites. You

have to put up with people making silly

accusations against you. And yeah, that's

pretty annoying. It's really annoying,

actually. But it's nowhere near as

annoying as having to work with some guy

that you absolutely hate every single

night. So like I said earlier,

I'm going to try my best to keep the ship

afloat, try and steer it in a new

direction maybe. And it really helps when

people try and give me video ideas or they

give me suggestions. And I really

appreciate everyone watching. I have

another channel which I'm going to try

doing different types of content on. It's

just called Daniel Lord, my name. I'll

link it in the description. I also have a

Twitter— I mean a Twitch. I have a Twitter

as well, but I'm trying to say that I have

a Twitch. And I have Patreon, and I,

I put Patreon exclusive videos on there as

a bonus for people who do decide to become

patrons. And I would like to thank

everyone for all of your support. And I

would also like to invite everyone to join

me in giving a big fat middle finger to

the Nepalese guy who I worked with at the

petrol station, because he said to me that

my channel would never get views and it

would never succeed and I would never make

enough money to live off YouTube. Well,

guess who's just survived the entire last

year just by living off YouTube? I think

we all deserve a round of applause and a

pat on the back. Well done,

well done.

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