EXCITING DAY today 😁

Hello, hello.

Okay, gotta do some food prep today.

Food prep.

Exciting! I hope Trump wins. I bet £200

that Trump will win, and if he wins, I

win, uh, I'll win £750.

Tempted to put another £1,000 on Trump

winning. If I bet £1,000 I would win

£3,000.

Lots of people are telling me that I

should bet more that Trump's gonna win.

What do you think?

But everyone thought he was gonna lose

last time. Everyone thought Hillary was

gonna win, didn't they? And then out of

nowhere, somehow he won. I don't quite

understand how American politics works.

I don't know who would win, to be honest.

I really have no clue.

I bet on Paddy Power. It's called

Paddy Power. And, uh, let me check the

odds right now. So last time I checked,

if you bet £1,000 on Biden, then you could

win £250. So it's not much because he's

most likely to win. But if you bet on

Trump winning for £1,000, you would get

about £4,000. But it keeps going up and

down. The odds keep changing. As the

results get closer, I guess they get a

better understanding of who's going to

win, and that means there's less

uncertainty.

I was so tempted to put £2,000 on Trump.

If I put £2,000 on Trump winning, I could

win £8,000, but then losing

£2,000 is quite a lot. I think I'll just

stick with my £200 bet. If I win, you

know, £600, that's, that's pretty good

still. I'll take my £600.

Don't want to be greedy. And guess what?

Oh my God, the stock market was amazing

today. Everyone was saying, oh, Daniel,

you're so stupid for investing now. The

market's going to crash. I wait until half

3 for the market to open. Guess what? I

made $150. I, I invested £1,000

into this pharmaceutical company called

ABBV about 2 days

ago, and I was investing in them so I

could get dividends. I was intending to

buy and hold. I wake up today and look

onto the markets, and the share value for

ABBV rose by 15%, and I sold that straight

away, made myself a nice $150. I thought

Well, I planned to get this investment for

dividends and they would've given me $80

per year. So I thought I could hold onto

it and wait a whole year to get $80 in

dividends, or I could sell it now and get

$150 in instant payout

and then just reinvest that into something

else and still get dividends anyway. So I

decided to sell my shares in ABBV. So I

made $150 today, which is so nice. Do you

know how many videos I have to make? To

make $150, that's like 4 videos.

These days I only make about $40 a video,

so that's like $40, $40, $40, $40.

Yeah, it'd be about 4 videos I would have

to make to make that much money. And I

made that money by literally doing

nothing. All I did was buy some stocks and

sell them. It's like pressing 2 buttons.

I read in the news tab, it said the reason

why it went up is because the Republicans

still have more seats in the Senate. I

don't really know what that means, but

apparently that's good for drug companies

like the one I had. I made $150,

and then I put $300 on this Chinese

electric car company called NIO, and it

rose up to about $150 as well.

I could have sold it, but everyone's

raving on about this NIO company saying

it's going to be the next Tesla. So

instead of cashing out, I put another

£2,000 onto it. So that's exciting.

I also put £1,000 on this other electric

Chinese electric car company called Xi

Peng or something. So currently I've got

£4,000 on electric Chinese electric car

vehicles.

That's exciting. Everyone's saying NIO is

gonna blow up and be huge next year.

So I could have cashed out on NIO today,

but I decided not to. Would have been nice

to make $300 in a day, but I think I can

make even more if I just be patient. And I

reinvested my earnings into AT&T

because they have a really good dividend.

I know a lot of people saying they're not

doing well, but I don't know.

I think they'll be fine. And the value is

down so much now. It's a bargain to get

their shares. So I put

a thousand in AT&T. I think it's

quite a good tactic. I can just put a

couple thousand in stocks that I would buy

and hold anyway for dividends. But if they

go up, I can sell them for like $100.

So it's like win-win. If, if they don't go

up, then I just keep getting dividends.

If they go up, I can sell them and make a

little profit and get dividends somewhere

else, or wait for them to go back down

again.

What am I making? I'm not really making

anything. Today I'm just preparing some

vegetables. I already had dinner. I had,

uh, what's it called, doner kebab leftover

from yesterday when Mila came over. We had

kebabs, but we had too much, so I just had

leftovers and I fried some onions.

If you're not doing proper research, you

should be buying index funds. Well, I'm

watching a lot of stock YouTubers. And

everyone is raving about Neo.

I watch Meet Kevin, I watch Stock Mo,

and I watch a bunch of others who don't

show their faces— Australian guys.

They all seem pretty legit.

I've never been so excited about a US

election before. Before, I didn't even

care. I couldn't care less. But this time

I've got £200 riding on Trump winning.

I've got stocks that will benefit from

Trump winning, and I've got stocks that

would benefit from Biden winning. I think

my renewable energy companies— I got

NextEra Energy, which is the leading

renewable energy company in America.

Solar, wind power, so they're going to

benefit if Biden wins. But then I've also

got a lot in oil companies and oil

industry related stuff, so they're going

to do good if Trump wins. I think I have

my bases covered.

And then tomorrow I got a very special

present coming. Guess what it is?

I can't believe I made $150 today.

I did that to my new spreadsheet. I made a

spreadsheet as well and it tracks my

earnings and my expenses,

and I did a special formula so it

automatically adds all up, adds them all

up, and then subtracts the expenses from

the total earnings. I made $4,000 last

month. Can you believe that?

I've got all these different streams of

income coming in now. I've got Amazon

Affiliates, I've got merch, I've got my

stock earnings, I've got— who

else? I have OnlyFans, I've got 2 YouTube

channels,

and this month I should have a new stream

of income called dividends. I should be

getting my first dividend payout this

month of about $50 from my oil pipeline

company. I can't believe they're just

gonna pay me $50 4 times a year for

doing nothing. It's better than the job

Did I really make £4,000 this month? No,

last month I made £4,000. This month I'm

not sure, probably make a bit less.

But this month I'm really gonna try to

make some more money off the stock market.

Oh, so annoyed because I bought £500 in

Google And then I sold them 2 days later

for a profit of $50. And then today Google

went up by $100 per share, so I could have

made like $150 if I just held on to it

until today. I thought it was going to

drop again. I was really scared about tech

companies, but all the tech companies that

crashed are going back up again now. So I

lost $500 on Amazon shares,

but now Amazon shares are going back up,

so I'm barely losing anything now.

The thing is, you don't actually lose

anything until you've sold the share, and

I'm not going to sell the share if it's

going to lose me a load of money. I'm just

going to keep on holding it until it goes

back up.

All the tech companies I invested in just

completely crashed last week, and now

they're finally going back up. I sold

Netflix at a loss, so I lost about £60 on

Netflix because they just were not going

up.

So yeah, I did lose some money with them,

but I put that straight back into NIO. So

hopefully NIO is going to make me some

money. This whole stock market thing is

just so much more interesting and

entertaining than YouTube. Before, my most

favorite thing to do was to make videos

and do YouTube, and now I'm just obsessed

with the stock market. Stop trying to time

the market. I know that wasn't what I was

supposed to do. That wasn't what I was

planning to do. I was planning to just buy

and hold and earn from dividends, but it's

so exciting. You wake up the next morning

and you see your shares gone up 15% and it

says you have gained £150. All I can think

of is, wow, I want to sell and get that

£150. Screw the dividends.

But I'm going to reinvest the money that I

make by— I don't know what it's called,

maybe it's called day trading. I'm gonna

reinvest that money into dividend stocks.

My favorite dividend stock is EPD, and

they distribute oil and gas around in

pipelines all around America. But I'm

a bit worried that they'll be in danger if

the oil industry is in danger.

But they're such— they pay such good

dividends compared to other countries. I

AT&T paid pretty good dividends, but then

they have had a lot of company trouble,

didn't make very good decisions.

But I think they'll be fine. They're one

of the biggest phone carriers in America.

The thing is with dividends is if you

invest in a company that's safe, then they

don't give much dividends. But then if you

invest in the oil industry, which is kind

of kind of uncertain, they pay

more dividends. So I guess you have to

decide if you want to risk, risk the

company going tits up.

I'd be pretty surprised if Trump won

because it seems like Biden's winning.

It's got quite a lead, but what I don't

understand is when you look at the map,

most of it looks red. So how is Trump not

winning?

Okay, my onions are chopped. Oh, tomorrow

I'm getting the Apple Magic Keyboard.

Decided to treat myself. I decided to get

the Apple keyboard because I want to do

more typing. My dream for my channel would

be I think of a topic, I write a script so

it's well planned out, so I know what I'm

gonna say. I plan it out, I write a good

script that's engaging and interesting,

and then I draw illustrations that just—

I don't know, random illustrations, I

guess, so people don't say, oh, Daniel's

lazy, why don't you show your face? And

people seem to really like the illustrated

videos. I get the least dislikes on my

illustration videos, I get better watch

time than I get when I'm just showing my

face. And people really seem to like the

artwork. Plus I

can turn the artwork into merch and make

extra money. So I think I'm going to go

with this, this art style kind of

direction, because I'm getting sick and

tired of making this fake drama kind of

content. It's just really, I just really

cannot be bothered.

Bothered. Usually I'm getting loads of

dislikes, hundreds and hundreds of

dislikes, but on the Why I Failed

Everything in Life, that video only has

about 100-something and it got 600+ likes.

So it seems like people like that stuff,

it's just less people click it than they

do on the drama stuff.

But I think it got Decent views, got

11,000. It's not a complete failure.

11,000 is pretty normal for me these days.

And to be honest, I don't really have any

ideas for drama. I was gonna do a fake I

got attacked in my house video, but oh, I

just can't force myself to do that

rubbish. It's just annoying.

I'm not interested in becoming an actor.

I've never been interested in acting, and

for having to force myself to act is just

so draining. And sit there for 10 minutes

just saying all this rubbish that is not

even true.

Um, why am I taking so long to do food

prep? Well, I'm just doing it slowly

whilst I chat. Give me something to do,

otherwise just be sitting here staring at

How's Rotterdam? It's okay, I'm getting

used to it.

Getting over the whole incident where I

got nearly beaten up, that was just

unfortunate.

Was that real or fake? No, it was real. I

did get attacked by scary brown guy.

100% real.

Having a panic attack right now. Why?

What's wrong?

I find it so weird and random that I've

just gotten into the stock market like

this so badly. I had no idea it would be

this interesting. I always thought, uh,

stock market stuff sounds boring. I don't

understand it.

It's so much fun. You have portfolio,

you've got all your investments, they go

up and down. Sometimes you wake up the

next day and for some random reason your

stocks have blown up.

First it was Pinterest that blew up and

I made nice profit, and then what else

blew up for me? ABBV, which they make

drugs, pharmaceuticals.

I'm up £250 with NIO.

Lucky I was only up about 10%, and that

was about £120 gain for me. But I got in

quite late. I got in about 30 $234,

but people were saying it's going to go

over $40 and more,

and then next year it could be in triple

digits. We'll see.

How much money have I made from stocks? I

made $176 from Pinterest. And I made £150

today. I made

about £20 from Google, not a

huge amount,

and I just reinvested the money into more

stocks. I thought

scissors would be good for broccoli, but

How much have I lost? Well, I probably

lost about £80 on Netflix.

I decided to sell Netflix because I really

wanted to get more NIO, but I'm not

selling my other stuff until it goes

green. My biggest loss was Amazon.

I put £5,000 in Amazon and then it drops

down by £600, but now it's going back up

and now it's only dropped by about 120.

I think Amazon should recover,

but I kind of regret getting Amazon. They

don't pay dividends, and a lot of people

saying the share value is overpriced,

overvalued, and they're in a bubble.

I also regret, regret getting Zoom. My

Zoom shares would lose me about £300 if I

sold. They're also slowly going back up,

but such a waste. Zoom. Why did I get

Zoom? I thought, oh, second lockdown is

coming. More people are going to use Zoom,

it's going to go up higher. But they

dropped and then they've been really slow

to recover.

It's so silly, people, people saying I

should sell everything and now's a bad

time to invest. The way they speak is as

if the stock market is going to crash and

then never recover, as if that's going to

happen. Obviously the market's going to

eventually recover. The market

always goes back up unless their

economy just dies and then they don't

bother recovering it, and then the entire

country collapses, then I'd be in trouble

because most of my companies are American.

But really, my plan, my goal was dividend

income, passive income. But I'll do a bit

of short-term day trading for fun as well,

here and there, if I see an opportunity.

But really, I want my $26,000 in,

locked in, to be earning me dividends.

I calculated that if I had about $80,000

invested, then I'd be getting about $400 a

month in passive income from dividends.

Can you imagine that? $400 a month just

coming in for not doing anything, for just

locking your money in.

It's better than the job center. The job

center was paying me about £400.

And I had to go into the job center and do

the stupid interviews and rubbish that

they made me do.

No, it's 400 a month, not 400 a week.

So since my channel is probably gonna die,

um, what I'm doing is I'm just trying to

make as much money off of YouTube whilst I

still can, funnel that money into the

stock market which will generate me

passive income, and then slowly replace

the YouTube income as the channel dies,

replace the YouTube income with stock

market income. And that way, won't have to

get a job. Bala bing, bala boom.

And maybe once my stupid toxic audience

have finally pissed off, I can get back

into making normal videos instead of just

trying to troll everyone all the time.

So my new strategy for YouTube is I

want to draw a really cool looking

thumbnail for the video.

Make some kind of topic or video, a core,

uh, what's the word,

make some kind of topic that fits in with

the thumbnail and then sell the thumbnail

art as merch on shirts and mugs and stuff.

And then I could just put at the

beginning, um,

buy my merch on a mug. That way I could

get ad revenue, and if I just get a few

sales, that would boost income by a nice

bit.

But I need to think of a topic.

Don't know. I also like

the stock market videos cuz they, they

make quite a lot of money.

I might do a why I invested $25,000

into the stock market.

All you care about lately is money and

success. It's all you go on about. Yeah,

I like money.

Now that is one of my main interests,

making money on the internet.

I don't know why that's surprising

to people.

What did people think I was really

interested in? Sex with Japanese girls?

Was that like the main thing that came

to mind when you thought of Daniel?

I still like sex with Japanese girls. I

watch porn sometimes,

but you can't make money on YouTube by

talking about sex with Japanese girls, as

I have learned. So as much as I would love

to make videos talking about sex,

it just doesn't make money.

Do I even care about the election? Yeah,

I've got £200 riding on Trump, and I've

got a lot of stocks that would do well or

do badly depending on who wins the

election. People were stupid when I asked

that, made that community post poll asking

people who they think would win, and some

people were saying, why do you care?

You're not even American. Blue, blue,

blue. As if I have to be American to care

about who's going to win. Number one,

it's America. Obviously I care. They're

like the most powerful, biggest country in

the world.

It's going to affect the entire world who

wins the presidency. Number two,

I've got stocks depending on who wins.

Number three, I've got a bet on Trump

winning. And number 4, I don't have to be

American to be interested in it. So yeah,

and I also think that non-US citizens

should be able to vote as well because it

affects all of us who wins,

not just Americans.

Oh, I saw Casey Neistat's Twitter post

asking who do they vote for, and Casey

Neistat's audience, 76, 76% of

them voted Biden, and then the rest voted

for Trump, compared to my post where

nearly 50% said that they support and

voted for Trump. What does that mean?

Means I have more Trump supporters than

Casey Neistat does in my viewership.

But why? Why would I attract more Trump

supporters than Nicy K— Nicy K— Casey

Neistat would?

Isn't that interesting? Is there something

about me that would attract more Trump

supporters.

Well, if I lose my bet, then I can say,

well, I only Lost £200, not a big deal.

And then I can say, um, a lot of my stocks

are going to benefit from Biden winning,

like my renewable energy stocks. And won't

my Chinese electric car stocks benefit

from Biden? Because Trump keeps damaging

relations with China, so that's not good

for my NIO stocks.

Why do I think Trump supporters like me?

I don't know, that's why I asked the

Because I also like grabbing women by the

pussy, and I also believe in walls to

keep people out.

Maybe I should be wanting Biden to win.

It would be better. I don't know. People

are saying the stock market is going to do

worse with Biden. I really can't tell.

Everyone's just saying different things at

this point.

Broccoli. I can't believe I bought this

broccoli a week ago and I'm still eating

it. Look at all this veg I bought a week

ago. I bought some beef burger patties and

what else I get? Oh, and a pizza because

my online shopping isn't coming until the

weekend. So I needed to top up on my

foodage. Why do I

like small broccolis? Because I like to

stir-fry stuff and I like it to be

I should make a video. Everyone please

vote for Trump so I can win £700 on Paddy

Power. Thank you,

thank you, come again.

Paddy Power's interesting. You can bet on

things. What if I start betting on loads

of stuff? Become an addicted gambler.

Oh no, this is a slippery slope.

I could allocate £200 of my earnings a

month to gambling.

That's not too bad. It's better than using

it on prostitution. You spend that money

on prostitution and yeah, maybe you have

fun time for an hour or half an hour.

But afterwards it's finished unless you

filmed it, which I never did.

I think there should be an option where

you can choose, you can filter out

prostitutes that want— that would be okay

with being filmed, because I would have

paid extra if I was allowed to film them

because then I could just watch it over

and over again afterwards and then it

would have more value. I'd happily pay an

extra $50 if they let me film it.

Otherwise, you just have to have a good

memory if you had a good time.

How do those people Um, on Pornhub,

get those women who are okay to be filmed.

I've seen these Pornhub channels where

it's just some guy who goes to Thailand

and he bangs these Thai women and they're

completely okay with being on camera.

Maybe he just asks them.

No, they know they're being filmed because

how would they not know? They're looking

right into the camera.

And now this stream's got demonetized as

well. All my bloody streams getting

demonetized.

I don't think I've sworn Yet,

so maybe if I just don't. It's because I

keep talking about the P word, don't I?

And I keep talking about other stuff that

I didn't used to. Oh, so annoying!

I can't talk about anything if I want to

get my ten dollar ad revenue.

Look at that mountain of broccoli.

Can't talk about anything fun on YouTube.

That's why it sucks.

Or else you just get demonetized. You

don't get any money.

You can if you don't mind losing ad

revenue. Well, I kind of need the ad

revenue because I'm

poor and my channel is small. I barely get

any views.

Yeah, we need more code words for the P

word.

Prawn cocktail. So I could say, if I

paid for a prawn cocktail, then they

should let me film it. I don't know if

that would make sense.

Oh, I love slicing like this. Look at

What else did I do these last few days?

We didn't really do much. Mida came over

and then we went to the cinema. We

watched— what did we watch?

I can't even remember what movie we

watched. Oh my God,

how can I not remember? It's just 2 days

ago.

Are you kidding me?

What? I honestly cannot remember which

movie we watched.

Wow, I am shocked.

I can't remember. It must have been

really bad if I can't even remember it.

Was it a horror movie?

No. Oh, it had Liam Neeson.

Yeah, I remember now. I remember now.

It's The Honest Thief. Wow.

Liam Neeson, uh, he's a bank robber. He

stole $9 million and he decides— oh my

God, it was so stupid. He, he stole $9

million without getting caught, and then

he meets a woman and falls in love, and he

decides to turn himself into the FBI

because he doesn't want to get caught and

he wants a future with the woman. When I

heard that in this, in the movie, I was

like, are you kidding me? You're turning

yourself in and you're giving up $9

million because you fell in love?

And then the FBI agents that sent him turn

out to be crooked and they want to steal

the money, and then they beat up his

girlfriend, and then he goes on for

revenge and hunts them down and gets

revenge without being violent or killing

anyone. I thought it'd be better if he

got the girl pregnant and then he wanted

That would have been so much better for

the story if the girl was pregnant with

his child, and then he says, "I want to

turn myself in because I want to see my

son in when he grows up. I want to be

around." That would have been

so much better than just, "Oh, I fell in

love with some random woman I met one

year ago," and the woman wasn't even

pretty. She's kind of like a man with a

wig on.

So his plan was he was going to turn

himself into the FBI, get imprisoned for a

shorter sentence, and then she would wait

for him.

Wouldn't he be in prison for a very long

time, like 10 years, for stealing $9

million? It's not like he's just going to

be in prison for a couple months.

And why did he turn himself in if he stole

the money in the first place? He must have

felt confident that he wasn't going to get

caught, otherwise he wouldn't have done

it. He says,

I want to turn myself in because I don't

want to live with the guilt. What a pussy.

And why did you steal the money in the

first place, you idiot? I thought the

story was kind of dumb,

but it was okay, I guess. Give it 4 out of

10. The action scenes weren't too bad.

It just seemed kind of stupid and wussy.

And then she, she didn't even say, oh, I

love you back. He just seemed like a

massive simp. He was like, I'm gonna turn

myself in because I love you so much and I

want to be with you. And then she just

stares at him and doesn't even say, I love

you too. And then he just looks so

pathetic, like a little dog wanting

love.

But yeah, that was the movie we watched.

It was called The Honest Thief. I feel

like movies that have Liam Neeson in,

they're all kind of the same. Like, uh,

series he did, what was it called?

When his daughter gets kidnapped and he

has to track down the terrorists or

something. They're always kind of like

that. Yeah, Taken.

He does love movies like that. His nose is

huge. I like— the only movie I liked

him in was Star Wars. That was the first

time I saw him. But even in that movie,

he was kind of useless, wasn't he? It

seems like all movies that have Liam

Neeson in, he's kind of useless or kind

of a loser. Gets killed by

Darth Maul. He gives up 9 million because

he fell in love.

He's always getting beaten up or

What am I doing with the broccoli?

Um, I guess I could do a stir fry,

but I don't have any stir fry sauce.

It's so nice to prepare the vegetables

like this. When you feel hungry and you're

tired and you just want to cook something

quickly, instead of having to cut

everything, you've got everything prepared

on a plate and you just whip out the pan,

you got whoosh and it sizzles.

So nice to prepare. Do I have soy sauce?

No, I have black bean sauce coming on

the weekend.

And then after the cinema,

we got Uber Eats. And then yesterday,

what did we do yesterday? I don't think we

did anything yesterday. We just stayed in

because I was looking at the stock market

I guess I'm a bit boring to be with now

because I'm just obsessed with looking at

the stock market.

But she should come on the weekend when

the stock market is closed because I'm

waiting all weekend for the weekday, for

Monday to come so I can start checking my

stocks. So I'm looking forward to Monday

to check my stocks. So that's kind of what

Yeah, it's all dried up.

Would I meet fans? No. The only reason I

met fans before was because I want to have

sex with them, but now, uh, I feel quite

satisfied with the whole Sex situation.

Isn't it funny I had sex with like 7 of

my viewers?

It's weird, isn't it? It's like people

don't care. Most YouTubers would get

roasted. They'd get so much backlash for

sleeping with a viewer. Imagine if

Jacksepticeye or Markiplier came out

saying they slept with a bunch of their

viewers. They would get cancelled so

quickly. Oh, you, you manipulated

your viewers into having sex with you.

You're disgusting.

That's despicable. Imagine PewDiePie

flying around the world banging his

viewers. There'd be so much outrage. He'd

get cancelled in a day.

I feel like people don't really care when

I go and sleep with viewers. They kind of

think it's content and they think it's

exciting.

This one's so

floppy.

Maybe I'll do another I slept with a

viewer video and just bring up some random

one that I didn't talk about.

But I don't have a picture, so what should

I put for the thumbnail? Just Google, get

some random girl's picture off Tinder,

screenshot it.

Unless any girls here would like to

provide me with a selfie so you can

pretend you can be in my video thumbnail,

and then we'll make a fake story for

views holding

up a sign saying, I love Daniel.

Funny. Oh, I should pay someone on Fiverr

to do that. And then make them say stuff

like, Daniel was such a gentle and

passionate lover. He has many haters, but

he is misunderstood as a human being. He

is really compassionate and loving and

thoughtful. I really cherished my time

with Daniel. Just pay someone on Fiverr

to read that out. That'd be so funny.

I wanted to pretend to get cancer, but

Mila won't let me do it. She said no,

but she said she doesn't mind if I fake my

death, and then I can make fake videos

from random guys saying how much of a

great guy I was. They could say, Daniel

was a really good friend who was always

generous and kind and made everyone laugh.

My obituary.

That'd be so funny.

I wanted to do fake cancer video and then

say that the chemo is not working anymore

and I've only got 5 days to live.

Do you think that's evil? I think it's

pretty funny.

Slice it down the middle.

YouTube would shut down your channel?

Really? I don't think they would. Lying

isn't against the guidelines, is it?

I mean, there's plenty of channels where

the, where the creator has cancer and

then they do cancer video updates and then

they have the I lost my battle video and

then they don't upload anymore.

Did JayStation really get demonetized?

But I feel like JayStation was a bit

extreme. And he also,

I think he got canceled because he got so

much attention from everyone. I don't

think I would get attention from the likes

of Keemstar and H3H3 and every

single bloody commentary channel.

Everyone, no one even cares about me. I

feel like I could actually be the

descendant of Hitler and no one would

I just, I feel like there's probably

nothing I could do that would put me in

the spotlight of the entire YouTube

community.

Which I guess is kind of good, but then

also kind of bad.

I did get a little bit worried when Elvis

the Alien made his video about me. I

thought, oh no, what if all those others

like Kavos and all those content

community, community drama channels,

commentary channels make videos on me and

cancel me? I think I've kind of cancelled

myself by making shit videos.

I guess I was worried before that someone

would make a video exposing me and then

all my dedicated viewers would turn

against me, but I think they've already

gone. They've already left.

Even if someone today made a video

exposing me with all of the proof of me

faking stuff, I really don't feel like it

will make any difference. The people who

are still watching probably know that I

fake stuff and aren't really that

bothered. And the people who were bothered

are probably not watching anymore.

So I kind of feel like I don't have much

to lose. So I could say

right now I've faked pretty much all of

the drama stuff and then no one really

cares because you already know.

Maybe I should expose myself. I should pay

someone on Fiverr to do the voice acting,

and then I can do hiding in my room

exposed video.

Hmm, but I'm kind of bored of doing

YouTube now, really. To think of all

these schemes and actually get them done,

such a pain. I'd rather just play on

the stock market.

I don't, I don't really feel like putting

hiding in my room in a title of a video

would get you views. Maybe last year or 2

years ago it would. Like Kanaito, he made

a video exposing me. He got 20K views.

It's quite a lot.

No one wants to expose me.

Please expose me, I've been naughty.

Okay, vegetable prep done in 57 minutes,

under an hour. Pretty good.

Check my stocks quickly. Everything's

down. Everything was up in the beginning,

and then as the day went on, everything

just went down again. Oh my God,

oh my Fucking God,

XPeng! Look at that!

Oh my God, I made £44

off XPeng and I spat all over my screen.

Look at this, I put £1,000 in XPeng and,

um, wow, 4% gains! Look at those

gains, £44!

Oh, but this one went down. This one I

I got Li Auto and I got Xpeng. I got NIO,

got £1,800 in NIO. My gains for that's

just £12, but earlier it was about £100

because look, it kept going up. It went up

and then went down. And it was starting to

go up again, but then the markets closed.

So I think tomorrow it might be over 40

and I'd have like £100 gains. Why am I

buying these stupid Chinese companies?

Because everyone in the community are

raving on about these, these Chinese Tesla

companies, saying they're going to be huge

next year.

They're growing so fast. They're similar

to Tesla, but they've done what Tesla did

It took— they did what Tesla did that took

Tesla 17 years. They're doing it in like 4

years. So they're on the same path

as Tesla but times 20 speed.

These, these electric vehicle companies

are going to be huge because China, they

want to ban non-electric vehicles by 2030

or something like that. And NIO is going

to be the biggest one, and they're going

to be selling electric vehicles to

billions of people all

over the world and China.

And they're predicting NIO is going to be

a triple-digit value stock next year, and

I've got £2,000 invested, and that's going

to blow up, and I'm going to make £10K

tomorrow. I mean next year. And then

obviously he was laughing. Xpeng up by

£40, look at that. Oh no, it dropped down

to £43. Can you believe it?

And the Chinese stock market is probably

not crashing every Tuesday either.

I use Freetrade.

Everyone's talking about NIO. They all

think it's gonna be great. Even Wall

Street. Wall Street say their favorite

growing upcoming stocks are XPeng and NIO.

Why is it an exciting day? Because I made

$150 off the stock market. The stocks are

booming. Um, I'm getting a Magic

Keyboard for my iPad. And,

um, what else? I'm gonna

win £700 if Trump wins the election.

How much should I make overall? Maybe

about $400, but I reinvested it all.

You should try investing things you think

will succeed. Well, I don't know anything,

so what would I know? How would I

know if something's going to succeed?

I thought my YouTube channel would

succeed. Well, look how well that went.

Bloody dead channel.

Look at this bloody dead channel.

Can't even get 15K views anymore.

The only way to get more than 10K views is

if I give it some clickbait title like,

oh my God, something terrible happened,

or something real messed

up happened today.

Maybe my next video I could talk about why

I suck at being a YouTuber, how I failed

as a YouTuber, or why I'm a terrible

YouTuber.

And then I can say I got greedy and lazy

and I started using clickbait drama for

content for easy views instead of putting

effort into good videos.

Blah blah blah.

I made videos about Japan and they still

get crap views, so it just goes to show

you that people don't care about Japan.

They just cared about the drama that was

in Japan.

I hate when people keep saying go back to

Japan because that's what— when it was

interesting. It was interesting because of

Chihiro, not because of Japan. How many

times do I have to say it?

If Chihiro came to Netherlands and

we met up, then the channel would start

booming again, wouldn't it? If I go to

Japan and I'm just doing what I'm doing

now, it's going to be exactly the same.

What do you think would be different if I

go back to Japan? I'm still just

going to be sitting in my apartment

carving vegetables and

looking at the stock market. I'm not going

to be out there picking up Japanese girls

and bringing them back to my shag pad.

Prank call her? I could actually. I could

say, is this Chihiro? My name is Benjamin.

Would you like to have dinner with me?

Would you know it's me prank calling my

ex-wife? That would be quite a funny video

actually. I prank called my ex-wife

10 times during the night. I sent my

ex-wife, uh, weird packages.

Could send her like a sex doll or

something because I still know the

Is this Mrs. Kentadaka?

I have a special package for you.

I've got screenshots of the Australian guy

begging Tico Sam not

to get him involved with me. Do you want

to see them? I don't know, maybe I

shouldn't. I don't know if Sam would care.

I don't think he and the Australian guy

are very close friends or anything. It

basically just said, uh, I don't want to

have— I don't want to have anything to do

with Daniel I never put my public— private

life in the public eye. I want to stay in

Japan for long term and I don't want to

get in trouble.

You dirty boy, screwing Japanese

girls left and right.

Screwing my wife? How dare you!

Filthy Australians. Think they're so

tough, don't they? And macho. Yeah, well,

us Brits, we sent them there because they

were convicts. How'd you like that?

My great-great-great-grandfather probably

owned his

great-great-great-great-great-grandfather

and sent him to Australia as a convict.

This is kind of weird how he was in

contact with T-Kurisame. Very small world,

too small for my liking.

What's exciting today? I made a lot of

money on stock market and I got a magic

cable for my iPad and I bet £200 on Trump

winning and,

uh, that was it really.

Pretty exciting.

Did I delete my Discord? I deleted my

Discord ages ago. How do people not know

this? It's been

like five months since I deleted the

Discord.

I deleted Discord because idiots kept

screenshotting everything I said when I

was joking, and they knew full well that I

was joking. But they tried to make it look

like I was being racist or whatever.

For example, there was a plane that

crashed and the plane company is PIA,

and I screenshotted it saying, haha, it

says Pia on it, because Pia was the girl I

slept with in London. And then they said,

look, Daniel's being— making fun of people

who died on a plane, he's being racist,

when they know full well that I wasn't

being racist. I was laughing because it

says PIA on the— they keep everything I

say, they'll just screenshot it and try

and twist it so it makes me look racist or

Not that I cared what they think, but a

certain someone did.

And you know how I like to make edgy

jokes? Well, they will just twist it all

the time to make it look like I'm not

joking and make it seem like I'm actually

saying that stuff when I was just probably

joking.

And it just gets me in trouble because

usually when I'm on Discord, I like to

talk about sex and girls, and I get pretty

vulgar when I'm describing sex and girls.

And girls don't like it when they're with

you and you're talking about sex with

Oh, did I tell you I sold my Galaxy Fold

for €500?

Pretty good,

pretty good.

Galaxy Fold's pretty stupid anyway. It's

not even a fast phone. It's got last

year's processor. It's nothing special

apart from it folds in half. Wow,

that's so important, isn't it?

For £1,400 or £2,000 when it came

out, you could get yourself a really good

MacBook or an iPad Pro, which is actually

a decent tablet. So that was a waste of

money. Don't get sucked into the whole

folding phone gimmick. It's just a gimmick

and they're way overpriced for what they

are. But I really liked it

when I first saw it. I thought, wow, this

is really cool, I can have a phone and a

tablet at the same time. But it's just a

really heavy phone with a crappy outside

screen, and then it's kind of a rubbish

tablet because it's got a big crease in

the middle of the screen, and it's way

more expensive than an actual good tablet

is. And I never took it outside because it

was too heavy and it was like having a

massive brick in my pocket. It was really

uncomfortable. When I go outside, I don't

want a brick in my pocket.

So I wish I didn't get the Fold. Why

didn't you guys tell me it would be a

waste of money?

Now I've just wasted £1,000 to get to

use the Fold for 5 months.

At least I made back a third of it.

Everyone's video ideas have sucked. Yeah,

they have. People kept saying, why don't

you make a video where you go outside and

buy fruit in the supermarket Yeah, as if

that would get views.

I think the suggestions people give me are

worse than my ideas.

Why don't you get the GoPro and walk

around a Japanese supermarket?

Why don't I strap a sausage on my penis?

And put it on OnlyFans. Why don't I get a

frankfurter and put it up my bumhole?

That would be good. That would get better

views on OnlyFans and make more money.

I nearly bought the iPhone 12. I would

have regretted that so much because I'd

just be sitting here with my new iPhone

12. Oh wow, it looks shiny and nice, but

it does exactly the same thing as what my

current phone does.

Now I've got loads of videos on this

channel where I'm just walking around a

supermarket or the Japanese arcade or the

cinema or some restaurant, and they didn't

get many views either.

Just scroll back all the way down. You

know the annoying thing about that door

that keeps slamming? It doesn't close.

You can't close that door shut so it stays

shut. It flaps around. So when it's windy,

the wind blows it and then it slams again.

And it— yesterday was windy and it kept

slamming and opening and slamming. The

idiots who live upstairs Don't even have

the brains to fix the stupid door, or to

at least put a stopper to stop it from

slamming. Don't they care? How are they

not bothered about the door constantly

slamming? I feel

like fixing it myself, but I don't know

how. Maybe I'd get a sponge and glue it

onto the frame so when it slams it doesn't

make a big bang. Or maybe just get a

doorstop to stop it from slamming the

whole time. So irritating.

Why don't they do something about it

instead of sitting around smoking weed all

day? That's the problem

with these people, and that's why their

country's all just falling apart and they

all come to Europe. Now we're put up with

10 minutes from the door slamming.

Why don't they fix it?

If I just

put a chair there, prop the door open.

Press 1 if you can hear me.

I was going my epic rant about the door

and then it kept disconnecting me. Stupid

Oh my God, oh my God,

NIO is up £10!

Oh my God, XPeng is down,

down to £42.

Not XPeng.

Come on, China, you can beat Tesla.

Give me those gains.

Check my main account. I've currently got

£20,000 on, but I'm down £700.

At least Amazon's going back up, so I

haven't made a massive loss. Look at that