91k Subscriber Celebration Stream - Making Deep Fried Pizza!

91K subs!

Congratulations, we did it!

I did it all by myself. No one helped me.

And I got a haircut. Cut it myself. Looks

pretty good, doesn't it?

I think it looks quite nice. Trim the

back, trim the sides and the sideburns.

It was getting a bit long. Hello everyone,

we're gonna make deep fried pizza.

Are you excited?

Very excited today,

making lunch for my friends.

Ugh, the floor's all dirty.

My wife's hair for sale. $1 for

one strand. Who would like to buy my

wife's shower water?

Oh, thank you, Ray, my friend. How are

you? Congrats. I'm feeling pretty good

today,

feeling not too bad. Oh, why is it on?

Oh, there's old oil— I mean, old oil in

the deep frying thing.

Oh, I have toenails for sale as well.

I'll sell my pubic hair. How about

$5 for a pouch of pubic

hair?

Well, it's taken me a long time to get to

91K subs. But I finally did it thanks to

this guy. There's this YouTuber called MK,

don't know if you've heard of him. He has

about a million subs and he just makes

videos about Reddit. So he goes on to

subreddits and then he'll just read the

most popular posts. And guess who was in

one of the posts on r/comedyhaven? My

little series with the love doll where it

says I left my wife. I got a left a love

doll. My love doll gave me an infection.

I went back to my wife. Someone

screenshotted those titles, and it was in

some kind of comedy subreddit. And then

this YouTuber called MK just reacted

to it. He just said, "Oh God!" And then he

laughed. And then I gained a couple

hundred subs just from that, which is

nice. Nice shout out.

He gets half a million views every single

time. All he does is read subreddits. He

doesn't even add his opinion to it. He

just reads it out and then laughs and then

moves on to the next one. He doesn't even

comment on it or add anything to it. It's

just lazy content, isn't it? I'm so

jealous. I wish I could just make it.

Maybe I could try. I'm just not very good

at laughing. Ha ha ha! I don't laugh much

now that I think about it. My fake laugh

is kind of obvious. Oh ho ho! So funny.

Wouldn't it be great if you can just make

content where you didn't have to think of

anything? You just went onto Reddit and

then you screenshot funny posts and then

you just make it into a ten-minute video

and get half a million views. Oh, some

people have it so easy on YouTube when it

comes to the type of content they make.

Anyway, I'm not going to rant about

YouTube again. That's boring.

I'm bored of complaining about YouTube

and views. Why is

the oil melting inside of it? I haven't

turned it on yet, but it's heating up.

Some people, they try so hard making

videos, they don't get views, and then

other people, they just eat pizza and they

get loads of views. There's no justice in

this world.

So I'm gonna eat some deep-fried pizza. I

know it's not very healthy, but it's okay.

I have fruit that I can eat afterwards to

anti-detoxify my stomach,

which would be full of cancer—

cancer-causing compounds. I call it the

triple C's. CCCs.

And I'm not sure if I need much oil

because the pizza is quite flat, so I

don't need to deep fry it. I can shallow

fry it, don't need to fill the whole thing

up.

How many would I have? Probably 3.

Depends if it tastes nice or not. If it

tastes horrible, then I won't have much.

And I'll just fry it in the frying pan,

cook it normally.

I bought some oil for the special

occasion. Healthy Omega

Balance Oil. I don't think oil is very

healthy. Does he even

read the live chat? I do. What do you

think I'm looking at when I'm looking at

my phone? I'm looking at the chat. I'm not

going to read out every single message,

am I? Jesus, I won't be able to say

anything. People keep complaining that I

don't interact with the chat or I don't

read it. I'm reading it, I'm just not

reading it out loud, okay? What do you

want me to do, read every single message

I think I need a bit more.

There's some leftover oil from last time

we used it. But it should add to the

Okay, let's heat that up. Oh, where's the

deep frying basket?

Deep frying basket is I

think I'm dying because every

time I stand up after sitting down, I get

this massive headache and I go blind for

about 2 seconds. Every time I sit down and

I stand up quickly— oh,

thank you, Oliver. Is it hard for me to

empathize with other people? Yes. Every

time I sit down and I stand up quickly, I

get Get this massive headache. I can't see

anything. Everything goes black.

It's kind of scary.

Low iron. Where do I get iron from? I eat

a lot of meat. If it's

low blood pressure, maybe I should eat

more salt to increase it.

I'm not malnourished. I have those jelly

drinks which have vitamins in. And I

drink— look, I drink, I drink this

vegetable juice.

It has vitamin C,

it has vitamin C and K and calcium

and natromium. I don't know what that is.

I hate how everything is wrapped in

plastic in Japan. It's already in a

plastic wrapping and they wrap it inside

of the plastic even more.

I feel like Japan overpackages everything.

You get a little box of waffles and it's

in a plastic package inside of a plastic

carton inside of more plastic wrapping.

What advice would you give to me? I got

friend-zoned. Oh, I gave advice about this

situation before. Send the dick pic.

She'll either be turned on or she'll just

block you. It's floating.

This isn't gonna work very well. I thought

the pizza would sink, but it's just

floating on top of the oil.

I didn't think it would float.

The only way to deal with a friend zone

situation is you have to become sexual

with her. By sending her dick pics. And if

she blocks you because she thinks you're a

creep, then you haven't really missed out

on anything. She wasn't interested

in the first place. I sent dick pics to

all the girls that I knew, and then my

LINE account got banned, so I made a new

one. I sent dick pics to about 5 girls

I knew on Facebook. 2 of them Told me off.

I should get my chopsticks. Why is there

only one chopstick?

I was gonna make spring rolls and I bought

the spring roll pastry thing, but I didn't

get any ingredients. Well, I did, but then

I ate them. Oh, polite fan, thank you.

91K, yes. It finally happened.

Oh, this is weird. It's starting to to

expand like a balloon. I'm scared it's

going to explode in my face.

The chat is quite cancerous today.

It's pretty cancerous all the time.

That's why I don't read it.

This does not look healthy.

Maybe if I flip it over. I want it to

go crispy and hard.

Crispy and hard. Oh, yesterday I met this

Hong Kong guy, made a video about it. I

haven't uploaded it yet. So who remembers

the Hong Kong guy who recognized me at

immigration last year? He's still in

Japan, and then he invited me to go for

dinner, and I said yes because I was so

bored and I thought I could make content

out of it. Unfortunately, I didn't make— I

didn't take many videos because I felt

really nervous. I only took about 1 minute

of footage when we were together. And

there was this Japanese woman there as

well. I thought it was just going to be 2

of us, and then he says, my friend is

coming as well. She's a girl. Oh, it's

going black. Okay, let's take it out.

Starting— I didn't think it would burn so

quickly. Let's let it drain.

So I went to yakiniku with this Hong Kong

guy. He's— I think he's 2 years older than

me. And there was also this Japanese

woman, and I think she's around

the same age as my wife. She was quite

attractive. She had this face that

reminded me of my ex-girlfriend, so I

found her kind of hot, even though I guess

conventionally she isn't You guys would

probably say she's ugly, but I thought she

was hot in an unconventional way.

It was really awkward. I didn't speak

much. The Hong Kong guy did most of the

and we had dinner, and then she drove us—

she drove me back to Osaka Station. And

then she dropped off the Hong Kong guy,

and then I guess she went back to her

hotel because she's not from here. She's

from Tokyo or something, and I think she

said she's staying here for a few days.

I forgot to ask how the Hong Kong guy and

she met each other. I'm guessing it was

Tinder. Isn't it weird though? You meet

someone on Tinder and then you invite

another guy to the date because I thought

it'd be like a date. I'd never do that.

I'd never match a girl and then take her

out for dinner and then invite some other

random guy. Have I ever met a male

and their personality calms you down?

Yeah, there's been a couple guys that made

me feel comfortable. There was this

Canadian guy, I really felt at ease around

him. There's also this Japanese guy, he's

in one of my videos, it's called Picking

Up Japanese Girls with My Friend. He's in

that one. I really enjoyed his company,

he just made me feel comfortable for some

reason.

And, um, I guess,

yeah, the Hong Kong guy is nice, but I

still felt a bit awkward with him.

I'm a bit disappointed I didn't get any

more footage though. I should have filmed

more, but I feel, I feel really

uncomfortable filming people. I feel like

I'm doing something rude or something I

shouldn't be doing. I asked him if it was

okay. The Japanese woman said to

not show her face, so I had to blur out

Maybe I'll show it anyway. What's she

gonna do? No, I'm just kidding. I blurred

it out. I'll blur out her face properly.

I'm a good boy.

I just didn't know what to talk about.

There's not really much going on in my

life apart from YouTube.

She, she asked me a bit about YouTube. I

just said I make videos, and she said,

can I see your channel? And I showed her

my channel. I showed her the bit when I

was making a hamburger, and she laughed.

She was a nice lady, I guess.

And I had to pay $35 for dinner. I didn't

eat much. Pretty expensive,

just, just for some fried barbecue beef.

Let me get my plate.

I got this new fancy plate. It has

different compartments in it. It's pretty

cool, high-tech.

I have some new ideas for videos now I've

got a GoPro. Maybe me and my wife— I'm

thinking I've got this plan, so me and my

wife will go to a love hotel and I'll just

film the entire thing on the GoPro. But

I'll only put the first 10 minutes on my

channel, and then the end will fade to

black, and it will just say something

like, subscribe to my Patreon to see the

rest, and then you get access to my secret

videos. My little business

strategy I learned from David Bond.

Can you hear that? That's crispiness.

Whoa, it's all brown. I want to get a

tissue and dab off the oil.

I got this GoPro, let me show it to you.

I learned a few tricks. So you know the

GoPro has that screen on the front which

kind of gives it away that you're filming.

I got this black tape. This was David

Bond's idea as well. He said get some

black tape, so I found this black tape at

Daiso, covered it up nicely. I also

covered up the GoPro logos because they

stand out. So now you can't even tell if

I'm filming or not. And then I put the

screen onto screensaver mode and it looks

like it's turned off, so no one can say,

are you filming? I can say no, it's turned

off. Look, it's not even on. So I'm gonna

get this— well, I already have it. Let me

I have this clip. David Bond recommended

to get a chest strap, and I did, but I

prefer this because it's— I think it's

more discreet. It's a clip, and you put

the GoPro into the case like this, and

then you just clip it to your bag strap,

and you don't have all those chest straps

that make you— you wear a black shirt

usually, it looks less obvious. But I

prefer this. I think it looks less

obvious. And I tested it out yesterday.

If you're on my second channel, you'll see

I uploaded a video of us going to

McDonald's just to practice wearing it so

I don't feel silly. And I don't really

feel silly wearing it. No one really

cares. No one notices it much. They're all

too busy with their own lives. How do

I want to impact people with my art? I

don't do art to impact people. I do it

because I'm bored. And it's fun.

So my plan is I'm gonna go to a love hotel

with my wife, and I'm not

sure how to do it.

Just film the whole thing, I guess, and

then edit, edit the first 10 minutes into

like a normal vlog. And then there'll

probably be a lot of leftover footage

about— maybe I'm hoping to aim for about

an hour of footage, and then the first 10

minutes be edited, and then the rest would

just be like an unedited behind-the-scenes

kind of thing for Patreon members.

Fuck, it's hot. Oh no,

the toppings are melting off.

And I guess I could go to other places.

I can just put the GoPro on and I could go

to Japanese restaurants, and then it could

be like first-person view of me going to

places. I probably won't talk much. It

would be like an ASMR kind of thing. I

found this channel where he just walks

around places in Japan with his camera,

and they're about an hour long, and he

just calls them walking, walking videos,

no talking. And they get good views, and

people watch them because they want to see

what it's like in Japan, or they find it

relaxing, or it's kind of like an ASMR

effect. So I might do that my second

channel and just go to different places.

I don't think it's suitable for my main

channel.

Are you talking about 4K POV vids? Yes,

because the GoPro can do 4K, so I'll just

walk around filming 4K in some interesting

place or Japanese-y place. I'm thinking of

going to a ramen shop, and then I just go

in, order my food, eat it, and it's kind

of like you're there, and I'll try not to

talk so you get the experience instead

of listening to me talk about stupid

things.

Maybe it'll work. The point is, it's easy

to do. I don't have to talk. I don't

really like talking outside because I feel

embarrassed. It's easy to do,

just go somewhere, walk around, don't have

to really be creative or anything, and

then just whack it up on the second

channel. Hopefully get some views.

Whoa, that's a deep-fried pizza.

It's still really hot, so I'm waiting for

it to cool down.

What else could I do using the GoPro?

What if I pay for the video but you aren't

even naked in it? I'm not gonna upload sex

videos. It'll just be,

you know, the rest of me and my wife. Get

up to it at the love hotel. I'll have to

cut out the bit when we have sex because

we probably will have sex. It would be

silly to go all the way to a love hotel

and then not have sex in it. So I have to

cut out the bit when we have— or I have to

stop recording when we're having sex. Or I

could upload that bit to Pornhub. No, I

don't upload sex videos. She won't let me.

I secretly videoed her when she was doing

yoga. I set my GoPro up on the table on a

tripod And she didn't know it was on, and

she was doing yoga, and I filmed the whole

thing, and I asked her if I could upload

it. Yoga with wife. She said no because

she kept making silly faces when,

when she's just— oh, what am I saying?

She keeps making strange faces when she

doesn't realize people are looking.

So if I secretly record her, I keep

catching her making strange faces like She

looks really funny sometimes, and then she

keeps saying, no, I don't have makeup on,

don't film me. But it hardly makes any

difference when she has makeup on because

the video quality I upload at, you can't

really tell if she's wearing much makeup.

It would be such a good video, wouldn't

it? I secretly recorded my, my wife doing

yoga. It's more fun when she

doesn't realize that I'm filming her

because when she realizes then it's not

natural anymore and she becomes all

nervous. It's more interesting when you

secretly film people in their natural

habitat, natural state. This piece

is very hard.

And there's some channels where they just

film a couple, film themselves doing

nothing, and they'll title it something

like A Day in the Life of a

Couple, and they're just sitting around

the house doing nothing, looking at their

phones, watching TV, and it gets loads of

views. For some reason. I could do that.

Oh wow, holy shit, tastes good!

I'm surprised it tastes good and

it's crispy. The oil gives it

extra flavor.

Huh, okay,

okay.

Let's make more.

I finally made something that tastes good.

It's crispy. When I make it in the oven,

it doesn't go crispy.

Problem is I can't fit 2 in at the same

Only room for one.

I'm trying to think what I want to buy

next. I think I

have everything I want to buy apart from a

love doll, but my wife doesn't want me

to get one. I want to get one of those

really expensive full-size body ones that

I can just all day. Be so much more

cost-effective, cost-efficient compared to

paying for sex. My wife doesn't really

want me to pay for hookers. She doesn't

like it. She says it's gross. So I

said, well then, my only other choice is

to get a full-sized love doll. But she

doesn't want me to because she says if I

run away again, then she has to get rid of

it again like the last one.

Buy a Nintendo Switch Lite. I really want

to buy a Switch Lite for some reason. It

just looks cool and I like the way it's

cheaper and more compact.

I think the GoPro is a good Good idea. I

want to do some live streams outside as

well later when I'm feeling more

confident. I think it'll be less

embarrassing using this because I just

strap it to my shoulder and I don't even

notice it's there and it's just filming.

Whereas if I'm filming on my phone, it's

kind of obvious that I'm filming because

I'm holding a phone. It's not really that

obvious I'm filming with the GoPro because

it's in stealth mode. No lights,

no screens, and I'll just plug

it into my battery bank like this, walk

around Japan, and then I can use my phone

to check the chat.

Good idea. It's just been such a long time

since I went outside to do a stream. I

feel nervous. I tried doing it in Germany

I put the GoPro on in Germany and I walked

around for about 10 minutes. I felt really

stupid and nervous. I quickly turned it

off after about 10 minutes.

I really wish I liked the Switch. I like

the Switch as a console, but the games— I

didn't like the games. I'm playing Darkest

Dungeon on iPad now. That's my favorite

game. And I just

prefer— I prefer the iPad Pro for gaming

because the screen is bigger and I prefer

touch controls to buttons. The only time

buttons are better is for games like

racing games or platformers.

I don't really play racing games or

platformers. I play strategy games, like

turn-based strategy games.

I'm not into Mario or Mario Kart. Well, I

quite liked Mario Kart. If I got Mario

Kart again, I'd want to be able to play

with my wife on the TV, so the Switch Lite

wouldn't really be for me. I'd have to get

the normal Switch again. I already had

one, I sold it. I also already had a GoPro

and I sold it and I bought it again. Now

I'm gonna end up buying a Switch again.

Jesus Christ, I'm wasting so much money.

I have a big box in the closet full of

junk that I've wasted money on. I might

make a video on it. You could call it,

um, how much money did I waste this year?

Well, Daniel's box of junk failed

shopping, failed shopping series. And I

have loads of rubbish in there that I

thought I wanted, or I thought I needed,

but I ended up not needing or not wanting.

Wasted so much money.

Well, if you've got money, you might as

well waste it. You don't want to die and

still have loads of money in your bank

account like my dad. Otherwise, it's

completely wasted, isn't it? Imagine you,

you work so hard, you've got all this

money, you don't even get to spend it.

You never know when you're gonna die.

Just use up all your money. I, I might

make a video called my 5 rules to life,

and one of them would be don't waste your

time saving money because you might die

tomorrow and you won't even get to enjoy

it. You know, kind of like Peter

Jordison's 12 rules to life. My rules

to life would be: always follow your

dreams, don't take people's advice because

they don't know what they're talking about

most of the time, never take

responsibility, never admit to being

wrong, and don't bother saving any money.

And that's how you can be cool like me.

Daniel's 5 rules to life.

I'm so glad I never listened to anyone

when they told me what to do, because I've

done the opposite of what everyone told me

to do. Get a job, go to school,

don't, don't do YouTube. I've done the

opposite of everything my dad said to me,

and look where I am now, living the dream,

baby. Whilst the Nepalese guy, he's still

at the petrol station 4 years later.

I had a dream about him. It was a bit

sexual, so I won't talk about it.

Do do do do do. Oh, my second channel

is actually doing quite well. I don't know

why I never did this before. I had

this second channel for a long time, but I

never consistently uploaded to it until

now. Now I'm doing daily uploads to the

second channel, and it's actually making

money. It's making me about a hundred

bucks a month. Which is $100 extra that I

wasn't making before. And I'm actually

having fun just making random tech videos

and stuff. And some of the videos doing

quite well for the size of the channel.

It only has 5K subs, but some of the

videos are getting thousands of views.

And it's, it's making money, which is

good. Money is always a powerful

motivator. I want

to do more tech reviews and my thoughts on

upcoming tech, and I want, I want to do

more walking around Japan videos. I'm not

sure if I'll upload those to the main

channel.

The channel is just called Daniel Lord

ASMR, but don't expect good stuff on it.

It's basically just a channel where I

upload clickbait bullshit. And it's

extremely low quality, low effort. It

literally takes me 10 minutes to make. I

press the record button and I just waffle

on for about 10 minutes and then stop and

then upload it straight without any

editing. It's just designed to

clickbait people into clicking it so I get

money. It's not really, you know, I'm not

really doing it properly like my main

channel. My main channel is where the

quality content goes, where I actually put

effort into making videos good and and

interesting. But then the second channel

is just like clickbait bullshit where

I try and get people to click it when it's

actually rubbish content.

Do I like K-pop? It's okay, it's better

than J-pop, but I'm not really into pop

music. I'm into metal. Heavy metal is what

I like to listen to.

It's Daniel Lord ASMR, and I do

3 types of content. I do tech reviews,

unboxings, I do mukbangs, and I do

commentary videos. The commentary videos

are doing the best. I made one on Fun for

Louis that got 22k views. I made one on

Rachel and Jun that got 16K views.

So I might do more commentary style

videos, but I quite like doing the tech

ones as well.

My favorite metal band is Bullet for My

Valentine. I find the singer very

attractive. What's his name? Matt Tuck.

He's Welsh. It's a Welsh band. They're my

favorite band of all time. My favorite

band used to be My Chemical Romance, but I

got sick of them. I don't know,

they just started to sound kind of whiny

to me. Now I like Bullet for My Valentine.

They sound more manly.

Oh no, I dropped my pizza.

I like Bullet because although it's heavy

metal, it's not too heavy. And there's a

nice mixture between, um, what's the word,

melodic melodies. What's the word?

You know, it's not all screaming and

metallic. It's like

a mixture of screaming and normal singing

and nice melodies and cool guitar solos.

It's not all in-your-face kind of It's a

nice blend.

I'm not a huge fan of constant screaming.

I like a little bit of screaming, but not

constant screaming.

Apart from Bullet, I don't listen to any

other bands. Oh, who do

I listen to?

Yeah, that's it. Bullet for My Valentine.

That's all I listen to over and over and

over again. Doesn't get boring.

I like listening to it when I play Rainbow

Six and I feel epic. I just rush in guns

blazing. And I'm

actually really good at just running into

the room, at rushing. Sometimes I get

lucky. I rush into the enemy team's room

where they're defending. They don't even

know I'm there, and I'm just stabbing them

in the back. And one time I soloed the

entire enemy team, all 5 of them, without

even shooting my gun. I just ran into the

room. They were still preparing, setting

stuff up. They didn't even notice I was

there, and I was just knifing them all one

by one. It was so funny. I was pissing

myself.

Would I repost this live on YouTube? I'm

not sure. I think I've

been pretty good this stream. I haven't

been racist. I haven't said any naughty

things. Maybe I could keep it up.

Well, I could put it on Patreon. Paid,

paid, paying members only.

Oh yeah, Konaito made a response video to

my video. I was going to make a response

to his response, but I don't really have

anything else to say. He keeps going

on about my editing, keeps saying my, my

videos are barely edited, low effort,

which isn't true. A lot of my videos have

editing. Some do, some don't.

Sometimes I put music and I put some text.

Who cares about editing? Editing isn't

that important. Depends on the style of

the channel. If it's like a PewDiePie type

commentary comedy channel, then yeah,

editing is important. But if

it's just like a storytime video where I'm

explaining something, editing isn't

It's just weird people like to use that

as an insult towards my channel. They'll

say, oh, my channel's shit because there's

barely any editing and it's low effort.

Yeah, that's the whole point. The whole

point of my channel is that it's just a

video diary blog. It's like a diary but

in video form. Since when have I ever

claimed that my channel was some kind of

high-production,

um, beautifully edited cinematic

experience? That's not what my channel is

about. People insulting my channel because

it's not like Chris Broad with his drone

shots and his beautiful cinematography,

it's just stupid. It's like comparing

apples to oranges. I've never based

my channel on having beautiful

cinematography, so to use that as an

insult, it's just kind of meaningless.

It's like, it's like insulting McDonald's,

comparing McDonald's to some 5-star

Michelin restaurant.

My channel has never been about high

quality, and if you've been watching

me for a long time, then you should know

that I'm very against YouTubers

becoming all high quality, because to

me, I believe YouTube is for amateurs and

for amateur film and you know, just some

guy in his bedroom with a webcam. I don't

like all these people using their fancy

cameras and doing cinematographic shots

and with the editing crews. That's not

YouTube, that's TV. If you want to do

that, go on TV. TV is for camera crews and

fancy cameras and professional high-grade

stuff. That's what TV industry is for and

the film industry is for. Go there. You

get these wannabe filmmakers that couldn't

make it in the film industry, so they have

to resort to doing it on YouTube, and it

pisses me off. YouTube is for people like

me, people who have no talent, who just

have their shitty cameras and we're just

vlogging. I hate how YouTube has become

all TV, televisionized.

I'm very passionate about how Uh,

quality should remain shit on YouTube. I

don't like all these drones and these

fancy cameras.

They're ruining it. YouTube was golden

back in the day when everyone had shit

video quality and everything was amateur.

Now channels just trying to be like TV.

Look at Chris Brawl, like a wannabe

documentary series on TV. Go and work on

TV then, if you think such a hotshot.

This is something that I'm very strongly

opinionated on.

I don't like people who put a lot of hard

work and effort into things. I like people

who put the bare minimum effort into

things. Like Grade A Under A. I love, I

love how his, his videos are just some

stickman he drew on MS Paint.

So much better than that stupid other

American guy, Odd1sOut. Look at him,

Odd1sOut, with his things. So good with

his fancy animations, his clean lines.

Grade A blows Odd1sOut out the water.

Nothing wrong with low quality and low

effort. I will defend low effort

over high quality any day.

Sometimes low effort stuff is the best

stuff.

I will never buy a fancy camera. I'll

never get a drone. I'll never have fancy

editing or beautiful cinematography.

That's just not what I'm about. I'm about

filming into a mirror, ranting about stuff

that's happening. That's my style.

I'm not Chris. I don't want to be Chris.

I'm Daniel. I'm unique.

I'm the only one of my kind.

And then people using the word lazy as an

insult, they're kind of dumb as well.

There's nothing wrong with being lazy.

All the inventions we have are thanks to

people being lazy.

Whoa, it's getting violent here. For

example, the car. We have cars because

people are too lazy to walk. So some guy

says, oh, I'm lazy to walk, let's make

something that can drive us around.

Everything we have is designed to make

life easier because we're too lazy to do

things properly. You know who's not lazy?

Animals. They don't invent things. They do

everything the hard way.

Nothing wrong with being lazy.

Laziness has resulted in A lot of the

world's fantastic inventions. Oh, thank

you, polite fan. Search for metal band

Ginger. Maybe later. What if I

flip the pizza and then deep fry the

toppings?

Whoa! Oh, things are getting Interesting

now.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, it's going black just

like my wife's anal.

Okay, I think that's enough. What is

this? Yeah, people invented guns because

they got too lazy to kill each other with

knives and weapons, melee weapons. So they

invented a gun, so all they have to do is

pull a trigger. So too lazy

to kill people properly. Would you rather

be killed by a gun or massive sword?

I always found it weird how on games like

Star Wars Galaxies How come a sword does

more damage than a pistol or a gun? And

then you think about it, the gun just

makes a little hole in your body. It's

just a little hole in your body. If you

get attacked with a massive sword, it's

going to cut you in half. You're going to

get a massive slash. So it does make sense

why a sword does more damage than a gun.

I think this is the best pizza I've made

so far. I didn't think about frying the

toppings. Where's my tissue?

Give it a bit of a dab.

Now if they made a gun that fired a sword,

now that'd be cool. So it'd have

the power of a gun but the the slashing

damage of a sword. That's when we—

when we get into,

um, what's it called? I don't know what

I'm saying. I think your

chances of surviving a gunshot are much

higher than surviving a sword slash.

You get slashed by a broadsword, you're

gonna die. You get shot in a non-vital

region by a gun, you just plug up

the hole and then you'll be fine.

Why are we talking about guns? I don't

know.

I wish I had something else to fry.

Stop listening to metal. I prefer you to

listen to hip-hop and rap. No, I hate rap

and hip-hop. The music I hate most

in the world is rap. It's so horrible.

So dumb. I can't imagine listening to rap

ever. I hate it. The only

rap I like is Linkin Park. The only time I

can stand rap is when it's metal.

It's funny because I don't like opera as

well, but I love Nightwish. I guess I like

any kind of music if it's combined with

metal.

Nightwish is one of my other favorite

bands. I think it's my third. My first

favorite, Bullet for My Valentine. Second

favorite, Linkin Park. Third, maybe My

Chemical Romance. Fourth, maybe Nightwish.

I also like Evanescence quite a lot.

That woman, she used to be very pretty.

Now she's old. What's her name? Amy Lee.

She looks like— she's white, isn't she?

But she looks Asian for some reason.

She used to be so cute. Now she's all old

and fat. Time is— time

is so cruel.

Do I prefer nature or the city?

Um,

I think I prefer the city, but nature's

nice as well. I miss my garden.

I miss my garden. Oh,

I wish I I bought a BB sniper rifle

when I was in England. I would have shot

the rabbits in my garden all day long.

And don't worry, it's not going to kill

them. It's just a BB gun. It's not a real

gun. People were crying last stream

because I was talking about shooting

rabbits and crows. I shot myself

with the BB gun and it barely feels like

anything. And that's on bare skin.

The crows and the rabbits, they have fur

and feathers. The better— the better— the

BB pellet is just going to bounce off,

especially if they're at a distance.

I don't know why I didn't think of this

before. It would have been perfect if I

bought one of those rifle BB guns. BB guns

with a scope, and I was on the balcony and

I just shot at the rabbits.

Missed opportunity.

I'm talking about a little toy plastic BB

gun, not a proper gas powered one.

I know you can get these airsoft rifles

which cost nearly $1,000. I'm not talking

about those, I'm talking about those

little cheap ones that kids

get.

How's your pistol? It's quite good,

as you can see. I've been using it a lot.

I put a target— can you see that target at

the top?

I just shoot at that when I'm feeling

bored.

When I'm feeling bored, I just get my BB

gun out and I start shooting the target.

The problem is it's not very powerful,

and the crows, they perch on the other

side of the street, and I don't have

enough power to reach them. And then the

wind blows the pellet sideways anyway,

so I've never actually hit the crows. I

just aim in their direction and it usually

scares them away. I don't want to hit

them, I just want to scare them away

because They're

irritating.

My wife gets angry because now there's BB

pellets all over the place. I try my best

to look for them and pick them up, but

sometimes they go underneath things and I

don't notice, but she does.

And then she starts shouting at me and

she puts them in the bin. I say, don't put

my pellets in the bin, they cost money.

She said, if you don't want me to put them

in the bin, then you pick them up. I tried

looking for— I can't see any.

I want to get a rifle because the pistol

one only has a 15-meter range. The rifle

has a 30 one, plus it has a scope.

How's the construction and crow noises?

It's not too bad today because today is—

oh, today's a bank holiday. I was going to

go to immigration today, but My wife said

it's a bank holiday or some kind of

holiday today, so I didn't go.

Respond to MooCake's video. I was thinking

about it. There's so much dust flying

around in his room. It's so funny. Every

time he speaks, you can see him spitting.

He has a really weird way of talking as

well. I don't know if he's faking the

accent to try and sound posh.

He speaks like a complete twat. So Daniel

is a 30-year-old YouTuber who makes

videos. He speaks like a complete idiot.

It kind of sounds like an American trying

to do a British accent, and that's what

they think British accents sound like.

Daniel makes videos complaining about his

wife. That's what he sounds like. Does he

really speak like that in real life? Come

on, he must be putting it on. It must be

He didn't make any interesting points

anyway. He just repeats the same things

everyone else says. Like, why, why does

Daniel make videos about blah blah blah?

Why do you think?

Why does anyone make videos ever? There's

only 2 reasons: for money and because it's

fun. Why else? Because I'm being forced

to. Oh, got a lot of burnt

crap in the basket. Let's chuck this away

first.

Oh, there's so many channels that are

blowing up that used to be very small.

It's making me feel depressed. There was

this weeby Asian guy, his channel

is Mirai A-I-E.

Mirai-e. He used to be quite small and

he's recently gotten really big. He made

one video called I Met This Girl in Japan,

or I Met This Japanese Girl. It went

viral, it got a million views. And then he

made another one that got a load of views

as well. And there's this other Japanese

guy called Sora the Troll, and he only had

about 500 subs when I last checked him,

but then he started making Japanese guy

reacts to filthy Frank videos, and those

went viral. Now he has 25k subs. He's

getting more views than I do now.

Do you think there is a common

characteristic between the 3 men you felt

calm with? I guess

they were confident people, and then I

could sense the confidence they had, and

that made me feel comfortable. If I'm with

someone who's all shy, and not confident,

then I— it makes me feel even more shy as

well.

That little weeb getting cute Japanese

girls I could never get. I don't get it.

He looks so ugly as well. See, it's not

all— it's not about being ugly or anything

when you're a guy. You just have to have

a nice friendly personality and you can

get cute girls. Problem is I don't have a

very nice friendly personality. I'm very

withdrawn.

Everyone's gonna overtake me. Even Nikki,

you know, David Bond's Thai girl Nikki,

she made a channel now. She has 40k subs.

She's gonna get more views than me as well

soon just by showing her boobs.

Everyone's blowing up and I'm just blowing

I hate

it when I find tiny channels and then I

check back on them half a year later and

they've overtaken me. It just makes me

feel so depressed

because I don't, I don't like it when I

see other people doing well. Makes me feel

bad. I like it when I find people's

channels and they've died. Makes me feel

better about myself.

Don't like seeing people doing well. I

want everyone to do badly so I feel better

about my own situation.

Pizza number 4. I think

I might finish all of them.

I turned it on.

It's not working.

My favorite YouTube channels are the ones

that die, then I can laugh at them.

I can laugh at myself soon, I guess.

My channel's not looking too good. I can't

even get 20K views now. If I had enough

money, would I live alone? No, I would

live with a group of young hot Japanese

girls that I can screw. That's my dream.

Alone? Living alone is kind of sad and

lonely. I'm just not

strong enough. If I was strong enough, I

didn't get lonely, then I'd prefer to have

a bunch of sex friends instead of a proper

relationship, but because I get so lonely,

I want someone in my life that I can be

with all the time.

I'm like a dog who can't be by himself.

So I guess I prefer the companionship

of a partner instead of having multiple

partners. You can't

have both, you have to choose one, I

What time is it? Oh, it's 1:40.

It looks like

it's farting. And then

you flip it.

Whoa, flip it! I can't There we

Um, the problem with flipping it is

all the toppings fall off.

All the toppings fell off there,

all the sweet corn bits. I don't

think I should fry the toppings.

And I lost one of the chopsticks. It's

Tomoko lied that she was married.

I think she's lying about Lying.

Why would she lie to me about being

married? She told

me she was married, so if she tells me

that, then obviously I'm gonna think she's

married. What's the point of lying to me?

It doesn't make any sense. We had sex,

and then why would she lie to me about

being married after we had sex and met?

It doesn't make any sense. I don't think

she did lie. I think she's lying. About

pretending to be married to make her

seem like she didn't cheat on her husband.

Who cares if she's married or not anyway?

If she didn't want people to think she was

married, then she shouldn't have told me

that she was married. I think

there's something wrong with her brain.

She's a bit of a weirdo.

I just don't understand why she would lie

about being married to me after we already

Someone said they found her Facebook and

apparently she had a daughter. Not sure if

it's true or not.

I need to go to the toilet. I think

I have diarrhea again.

Oh, I don't feel good. My stomach hurts

and I think I'm getting fat. My stomach,

it's Getting fat.

That's funny. My wife was in the chat just

now and she told me to die. Don't think

anyone noticed.

Why is she watching? Get back to work,

woman. Bet you anything someone

who hates me is watching, and then as soon

as I said that, they quickly told my wife.

So irritating that these idiots that hate

me are able to contact my wife like that

to grass me up. Probably saying stuff

like, Daniel said this about you, quick,

come and see. Get a life. I know you're

here. I know you just sit here watching my

streams waiting for me to say something.

It's just sad and pathetic. You think I'm

sad and pathetic? You're the one who's sad

and pathetic

if you've got nothing else to do but watch

my stream when you don't like me.

There's always someone grassing me up

because my streams are very long, and

sometimes I just talk about someone like

Kanato, my wife, for about 10 seconds.

And they always seem to find out. Every

time I badmouthed Kanaito, he found out

about it, even though it was like 20

seconds out of a 5-hour stream.

I don't really care if they find out what

I say. I just feel irritated that there's

some loser watching my entire stream just

so they can grass me up. That's what

irritates me.

I mean, how sad you have to be to be

watching a stream of someone that you

don't like just so you can grass him up

when he says something.

Just very weird.

And people say I have no life. Those

people even worse. They have no life. At

least I don't sit, sit at home all day

watching streams of people that I don't

like.

I'm sad eating deep-fried pizza off the

floor complaining about people who are

watching the streams. This is my job,

it's what I do for a living. At least

I make money off it. Do they make money

wasting the time? No, they don't.

And this is very nice pizza, actually.

I'm enjoying it.

If you don't like deep-fried pizza,

there's something wrong with you.

Making $5 in an hour. It's better than

zero. How much money are you making?

Nothing.

And I don't make $5 in an hour. I've made

£31 in 1 hour and 15 minutes,

so that's like $50.

$50 in an hour, pretty good in my books.

Not boasting, just saying. How many people

here make $50 an hour?

For eating pizza on the floor.

How much was my inheritance?

It's about 50k. I spent all

of it on— no, I haven't. I didn't spend

any of it. No. That's not how I'm— that's

not how I'm getting GoPros and Surface