i'm stuck here and can't leave

Um, I'm testing.

Um. I— testing.

What's your mum saying? I don't know,

what do you mean?

I would have no idea.

Are you sick? No,

I don't think so. It's just a

bit cold today. I mean, it's warm outside,

but then it's cold in my house.

I sat in the garden for a bit to soak up

the sun a bit. That was nice. I just wish

there was something in the garden to do.

I just don't really know what. Like,

maybe a chair would be nice or

a cushion. I don't know, the garden's just

so barren.

Vitaly's in Filipino jail for stupid bad

IRL. What did he do?

Yeah, that's why I don't want to be an IRL

streamer. Like, Sunny was half

right with the whole giving up

on YouTube and getting a job thing. It's

just that I didn't want to go all the way.

I want to do like half-half. Give up half,

half not. What's the strat on making a

girl fall for you? I don't

know, really.

They just seem to fall for you if you

spend enough time with them.

What's the strat to not making

them want to leave you? That's what I want

to know. They always end up

leaving me, which is sad.

How much food is in your fridge? Uh, not

much. For lunch I had flour, milk, and

cheese, and I mixed it into a batter, and

then I made a pancake. It tastes okay,

actually. You know what I want to make? I

want to make the Korean pajeon pancake.

I think it's the same, it's just you don't

put milk in it. It's not like a fluffy

pancake, it's more of a thin one. I think

it's just flour and salt, and then you put

stuff like kimchi, bacon, or shrimps.

So I might get some kimchi when I go

shopping. I want to make the kimchi

pancake. I really love that. Oh, and green

onion. I really love those.

20 years in jail. He robbed stuff and

harassed people. Oh my God, why do people

do this?

Surely just getting a job is better than

risking going to jail.

Have I looked into a food bank? In Tesco's

they have, um, a shelf with food

packages. Can I just take one?

How do you prove that you're homeless?

Because then anyone could just take one.

I just checked my OnlyFans. I've made like

$100 in the last 3 days.

I haven't even promoted it anywhere or

anything. Someone subbed for like $60.

I think it's 6 months upfront.

Yeah, so Sunny was half right with the

whole you got to give up YouTube and get a

normal job. So I, I do half agree with

that. I don't want to be some IRL streamer

who gets in trouble like Johnny Somali.

But I didn't want to give it up

completely. Like, I'm happy to,

to do part-time work just to help with the

money situation, but I didn't want to

completely give it up. That's, that's the

problem. That was the problem with her

idea, was that she just wanted me to

completely stop it. I can't do that.

Yeah, I've got my OnlyFans back up, and I

also realized if I go into the DMs with

people that I sold personal videos to,

I can retrieve all the old videos that I

sent to them. And so I'm probably just

going to download them and like clip them

up so I don't even have to make new stuff.

I just use the old stuff. I mean, the old

stuff was really good anyway.

So I don't see why not, and it's not like

a lot of people saw the old stuff because

they were like special videos that I

sold for $30. I just

wonder if the people who bought them would

get annoyed if I then released them for

free. I probably won't release the whole

thing for free, just like a little

10-second clip of the best bits.

How do I find you on OnlyFans?

Um, basically I don't know how

to because I'm not allowed to link it.

It's basically just my— I mean, my

username is basically just my channel

name, I think. You can put two and two

together. I've got to

bring out my biggest asset. The whole— oh

yeah. Real life Duma sent me some food,

spaghetti and a jar of spaghetti sauce.

So I guess I have that tonight with

asparagus. I need to finish the asparagus.

Chosen told you months ago to go back to

work, but you didn't want to listen. Now

you have paying subs, are you gonna make

some new content for them? Maybe you

shouldn't have thrown out that Big Dildo.

No, I wouldn't have used the Big Dildo

anyway. It's too big. I want some

toys, like, um, I've always wanted

that big machine that it like thrusts into

you, but that's pretty hardcore, isn't it?

I should have brought my dildos.

Yeah, when I'm in a relationship, I don't

really want to do OnlyFans. It's just kind

of weird. Yeah,

I could advertise it on Discord, I guess.

I wonder if doing OnlyFans would have been

a deal breaker for Sunny. I don't think

so. I don't know, because Sunny kept

changing everything she said. I'm pretty

sure in the beginning she was saying she

wouldn't mind and she saw my OnlyFans

stuff and she thought it was hot. But then

she changed, didn't she? And then she was

like, oh no, YouTube, probably no OnlyFans

too. I don't know why she just completely

changed from, yeah, I'm cool with you

doing YouTube and OnlyFans and all that,

and then changed from that to, oh, you've

got to get a full-time job with internet

stuff's toxic. I just don't understand how

she changed so much. Maybe because

in the beginning she wasn't serious about

me, and then later on she got serious

about me and would like to have introduced

me to her family and all that, and it

would have been weird if I was doing

OnlyFans and YouTube and all this weird

stuff. So maybe that's how it

changes. You know, she just wouldn't tell

them. How about just don't tell them then?

It's easy.

Cost of my OnlyFans, $10 a month.

Am I not embarrassed? No, I really enjoy

doing OnlyFans. I thought it's hot.

I think I look pretty good. In the videos.

Probably better than some women. I think

I've got a nice bum for a skinny guy.

When would I post new content? I don't

know. Definitely not when it's cold.

For now, I'm just going to use the old

stuff because I got loads of old stuff.

Maybe when I feel more financially secure.

I think I gotta get through this month.

This is— this would— would it be the first

month without Sunny?

When was it last time I saw her? Was

Mother's Day Sunday? So last Sunday.

No, last Sunday was when I did my comeback

stream.

So it'd be the Sunday before last Sunday.

Uh, that would be the 30th of March.

Yeah, I haven't— it was the 30th of March,

Sunday, Mother's Day. I took her home. So

April would be the first month in a

whole— I guess I didn't see her for whole

months in my mum's house. Well, since

coming here, if April would be the first

month that I don't see her at all.

When go back home? Yeah, that's the thing.

I'm basically stuck here because I don't

want to go home. I just— I don't

want to go home and then start fighting

with my mum.

And also, I don't want to work back home

because I don't like driving around Kent.

If I'm going to work, I would much rather

work here in Devon. Devon is so much

easier for driving.

Maidstone driving and Kent driving— so

much traffic, so much police.

Do I keep on top of my taxes now?

Yeah, I've been doing a spreadsheet since

2023, but I accidentally

deleted it when I wiped all my drives,

so I had to remake it. But yeah, I did

my tax report, I think yesterday.

It says I owe £700 taxes. Which is not

bad. It's not like £2,000

and

have until January next year to pay it.

So they give you plenty of time to

actually pay the thing, which is weird but

nice.

When will I post? Oh, I already answered

that. Yep, another £700 added to

the debt, but by January I should have— I

should be in a much better financial

position if I just keep making streams and

videos and try and get my OnlyFans back

Yeah, I've decided I want to stay here.

Out of all the 3 options, which would be

stay here, go back to my mum's house, or

go to Asia, I definitely think just

staying here is much better. Go to my

mum's house, okay, it's cheap, but then

I'll be unhappy and then we'll fight. And

then I'll storm out again and blow a load

of money. Going to Asia would be very

tiring, very exhausting, very expensive,

very stressful. I would be miserable.

I would have no comfort. I would have to

keep moving every few months. I would have

to live out of a backpack. That's just not

really a great life, is it? Maybe if

you're young, like 20, then you could do

it and it would be an adventure. But when

you're nearly 40, it's not really what you

want to do anymore. When you're nearly 40,

you want a house, you want a home, and you

want to like put down roots.

Yeah, I did. Yeah, I did fantasize a bit a

couple of months ago when things were good

with me and Sunny. I did fantasize a bit

about how nice it would be to go

to Thailand again and live life how I used

to live it. And I felt like, oh, I'm stuck

here now. But I think I would want to stay

here anyway. The whole traveling

nomad thing is— unless you're really

loaded, I just don't think it's

sustainable. Because you think about it,

I would have to do it forever, year after

year after year. And I don't

really want to go back to my mum's house.

So I would just have to like stay rotating

through a bunch of countries in Asia. And

would I be able to do that financially,

support myself? Would I be able to do

that? If I can't, I would end up having to

come back to my mum's house. It's very

Not enlightened content. Do you mean not

enough content? Well, I'm just gathering

leaked stuff and old stuff that I can put

together.

Yeah, I've always just gone traveling and

then I'll end up back at my parents' house

to, like, recoup my financial

status. I mean, my savings. But I don't

really want to do that anymore. Maybe I

just stay here, build a life, focus on

making money. If I have to get part-time

work,

I think my main goal now is to like create

a savings buffer so that I could rent

another place in case something happens.

What does build a life mean? Means not

living a life where you have to live in a

hotel and keep flying to different

countries every 3 months,

becoming more and more broke. Every

stream's the same. Well, yeah,

life doesn't drastically change on a daily

basis. Maybe if I just disappeared

again for a whole month, I'd have stuff to

talk about, but And then I won't make any

money.

I mean, nothing's going to change, is it?

Unless something happens with Sunny or

there's a new goal. Ah, crap.

Oh my God, my Tesla short is getting

effed.

Why didn't I just take profit?

I'm going to get margin called. What the

hell happened? Oh, SPY just went

ballistic.

Tesla just shot up 13%.

Well, Barrick Gold went up 8%. Well,

at least Barrick Gold's up again. Just

means my short got wrecked. Why did I have

like 5 opportunities to take profit on the

Tesla short and I missed all of them? It

just went, oh, minus 40%. Oh, plus 24%.

Oh, minus 30%. Tesla kept going up and

down and I never took profit when it was

down. Blow my

Trading account.

Oh, thank God it's coming back down again.

It just lost $5.

Jesus, the whole market just went boom

upwards. What happened?

Whoa, look at it go.

Trump paused tariffs. Really?

Well, that'll do it. Yeah, I better get

out the Tesla short. I don't know, or do

you think this is a fake rally?

Tesla has triple bottomed at $220.

Yesterday they told everyone 90-day pause

is fake, but now it's real. Yeah.

Whoa, look at the market go!

Well, at least I'm up like £500 with my

Barrick Gold. It's just a bit annoying I

didn't take profits on the short.

No, the Tesla short was doing really good

until that news headline came out. I was

up like 30%. Oh well,

I guess I'll keep holding it. This rally

is not sustainable. Maybe I sell

the short, I go long.

No, I just— I can't do the whole traveling

thing anymore. It's too stressful

and too tiring. I don't like it.

Yeah, maybe this is just my life from now

on. Then my channel's gonna die,

and then the irony is Channel dies and I

lost Sunny, and then I have to work

full-time anyway.

Back to Thailand numbers,

back to Thailand numbers and no Sunny.

You're no longer with Sunny. No.

She said she couldn't be with me if I do

YouTube. She said YouTube's too— she said

it's too hard to have a relationship with

you doing YouTube.

I thought Toki Tom would increase your

viewer count. Well, it's just temporary.

It never lasts. My content's too boring

to— I mean, even if the most famous

person ever shouted me out, I'd get a

brief spike and then it would just die.

And because my content's just too boring.

Yeah, so I mean, Sunny's silly because she

wanted me to work full-time and I was

considering working full-time and I might

have to do it anyway. It's just that I

wanted to still do YouTube.

I just, I don't understand why it

became such a problem. It was like her

revenge because of the cereal videos.

Content's boring because the creator's

boring. Yeah,

well,

I'm not that 25-year-old Daniel anymore.

I don't, I don't know how to make content

that's not boring. What? Talk about what?

You end up just running out of stuff to

talk about.

I think this is why all these YouTubers

end up getting in trouble, like Vitality

and stuff, because they just don't know

what to do anymore. So they just end up

trying to do crazy stuff that gets them in

trouble. Because I've already done

everything else. They have to keep

escalating and escalating.

Chris Broad does the same content over and

over again as well. He just does it really

God, today was so annoying. I couldn't

find this. I kept losing parcels. I lost

like 3 parcels in my car.

Because I forgot where I put them.

For some— I keep doing the same mistake

where I put the wrong parcel in the wrong

place of the car, and then I can't find

it. And then there was a very tiny packet,

so I put it in the cup holder segment,

and then I forgot I put it there, and I

was looking all over for it. So

irritating. I don't know why I just— I

forget.

It's really slowing me down.

I just give up looking for it and I just

end up finding it after I've finished

everything, and then I do it the next day.

Sorry, you didn't get your parcel because

the driver lost it in his tiny car.

Daniel only cares about mundane things in

his own life. Well,

yeah, I don't really care that much about

outside stuff or other people unless it

affects me somehow.

A full-time job might be the way to go.

Well, then I've lost Sunny for nothing.

Holy shit, my Tesla short. How long can

it hold out before it gets closed?

It's just below half my account.

Come on, come back down.

Good thing you don't have a complicated

job. Yeah, I know, I can't even do this

delivery job. I keep— I can't even do this

right. Keep losing the parcels in

the car because

it's so boring. I just zone out and then I

forget what I've done.

Nobody should be giving you ultimatums

about your only hobby. Yeah, I know, it

was really, really unfair for her to make

me decide that.

I started the Tesla short a couple days

ago when the market was tanking.

And now it's ripping. It's up 15% now.

Tesla. Barrick Gold's

only up 7%.

90 days pause on tariffs. Well, what

happens after 90 days passes and the

tariffs come back on?

Break the lease, sell the car, move back

to mum. Well, and then fight with her

again and then jump on a plane to Thailand

and then get into even more debt.

No, I will do what Sunny wanted,

but I just won't— I will do it with

YouTube on the side.

I will do what she suggested. I just won't

do all of it. Like,

maybe I will get that truck driving

license.

Sell your car, get one worth £1 or £2K.

Yeah, I have thought about that, but then

I did the calculations with petrol, and

then it's something like after 2 years,

the amount of money I spent— spend on

petrol will then destroy any profit I made

from trading the EV for a petrol car.

Because petrol will be like £300, £400.

Because Sunny was saying Sunny does 2

hours driving a day as well for her

commute. She said she's spending like £300

to £400 a month on diesel.

So I only spend about— I

charge my car every other day and it costs

about— I do a 50% charge,

so that should be costing me about £5

every other day. Apart from

Sunday. So I'm probably spending like £60

to £70 a month on electricity to charge my

car. If I was doing that in petrol, it

would be like £300.

So the EV is expensive, but I'm say— I'd

be saving over the long run on a lot of

petrol. I mean, a lot of petrol, yeah.

And also it's so easy to drive, and then

you got things like parking camera.

It's also less likely to break down

because there's no engine and stuff like

That's if I'm still doing driving work

after, who knows. I might get fired.

Tonight's lesson on the whiteboard. I was

thinking of, of doing a list of every

fight, like every big fight we had and

what caused it.

No, my car doesn't have an engine. It just

has a big battery and a motor. That goes—

what's the plan after getting fired? Uh,

go hardcore OnlyFans whilst

also applying for new jobs.

Maybe back to like Manchester times where

I did OnlyFans and YouTube and I paid rent

like that. Am I already

fired? No, it's just that I'm

just worried, you know,

because I have a track record of not

lasting very long in jobs because

I get lazy and then I cut corners.

Look, back down to 90 viewers. Lost my

girlfriend for 90 viewers.

Great decision.

I text Sunny saying, I'm sorry, I'm

quitting YouTube for real now.

Yeah, well, people are gonna get really

bored if I'm just here and nothing

changes, aren't they?

I mean, this is what I was scared of. The

reason why I, I agreed to Sunny's demands

was because I imagined if I chose to

lose her and I stuck with YouTube,

eventually it's gonna get to a point where

I've got like 80 viewers and I've made

like $10, and I'd be thinking, fuck's

sake, I could be having sex tonight,

but I gave it up for $10 and 80 viewers.

So I just, I couldn't,

I just, I didn't know what would be the

right decision. Like, sometimes YouTube

doesn't feel like it's worth losing other

stuff for, but then I lose YouTube and

then I feel like there's The thing I lost

it for was not worth losing it for.

It wasn't going to work even if you did

give up on YouTube. Yeah, that was the

other risk. The other risk was I

sacrificed my channel and then we still

fight. I think we still would have fought

about texting and compliments and

me not caring enough or showing enough

care?

Do all men just live in constant fear that

they are not showing enough care towards

their girlfriend? Or do you just

automatically know how to show enough

care? Because I feel like any future

girlfriend I get with, I'm constantly

gonna be worried, oh no, what if she

thinks I'm not showing enough care and

then she's gonna get mad?

It's been a year since I've watched

regularly. What? Don't even

know where to start then.

I met a viewer in Japan. We hooked up and

then it became serious and then we fought

every week and I moved all the way to

where she lives to get my own house and

then we broke up. Sunny doesn't sound

worth it anyway. Oh,

thanks. I just—

I don't know. Sometimes I feel like she's

not worth it with all the fighting. And

how she made me feel bad. But then there's

things I miss because she's not all bad.

Like, there's a lot of really good things

about her. Like, she'll buy— she'll buy

these little Japanese video games on Steam

so we can play them together at my place.

She bought these little indie horror

games, like this convenience store

Japanese game, this weird creepy

apartment. You should quit. It's not like

you're talking about anything new. Yeah,

but I can't quit.

What can I do that's new? Get a new job or

get a new girl. Apart from that, I don't

really know what else I can do that's new.

And without loads of money, I can't really

do anything.

Yeah, I do agree I have to do something

new. And when you don't do anything new,

you're stagnating, and that's not good.

And that's also a reason why a lot of

girls break up. I knew

this girl that broke up with her boyfriend

because the boyfriend was depressed and

didn't want to do anything. And it's

harsh, and it's like not very nice because

he's depressed, but sometimes it's the

kick up the backside that they need.

Because if you're just stagnating and

you're not doing anything new, you're not

improving. And that's like a sign of

depression. And girls don't want to be

with that. Maybe that's what Sunny felt

with my YouTube. Like, I'm not trying to

do anything new or improve. I did have

moments when I felt like, yeah, I want to

get a new skill. I want to improve

my chances of making money doing other

stuff. Like I had a look into the

C1 category, C1 driving license.

I know it's just really hard to read Sunny

because she'll just never say what she

actually means, or she'll say a bunch of

stuff that contradicts what she wants.

And then you think you're okay, but really

you're not. Holy shit.

My trading account is going to get wiped

out. Tesla just went up over

16%.

Yep. I guess I'm not making it as a day

I just lost 50% of my trading account.

The short is just getting wrecked. How

high is it going to keep going? Back up to

270? My God, it went from

216 up to 254.

A decade in Devon.

I mean, if I can be financially strong

enough to not have to leave, I think

that's a pretty good W. I think it'll be

a massive L If I can't financially do

this and I have to leave,

I'd feel like I've been defeated.

Rent the garden house in my mum's garden.

Well, there's already someone living

there, and I didn't see the point when I

could just be in my bedroom.

I just— I wonder if I did live in this

summer house, would me and my mum fight?

I'm guessing no because I just wouldn't

see her unless she kept coming over.

How much am I down? What, in total or

in stocks? Well, my stock's doing really

good now because the market's pumping.

This is my day trading account.

Come on, Tesla, stop at $252. Come back

Do you think it's going to reverse and

crash all the way back down? Maybe this is

like market manipulation so the big guys

can get out before the neg— negleg— the

next letdown happens.

Has Cami apologized? Hell would

have to freeze over before she ever

apologized to anyone. I have never seen in

my entire life of knowing her for 36

years, I've never seen her admit that she

was wrong or apologize to anyone.

She's always right. And you're always the

bad person if you disagree.

And it's just frustrating because she

always gets away with it. She never gets

held accountable. She can't keep getting

away with it. So I get,

I get dumped and ostracized and I get

criticized online by millions of people.

And some people just get away without any

consequences.

I get punished so much in life. Girls

don't want to be with me. People think I'm

a sociopath.

Sometimes I don't know how I'm still

going. I just, I just take constant

emotional beatings.

Girls don't want to be with me because

they don't think my lifestyle is healthy

because of the toxicity.

Your mum basically bought you the car.

Well, 2/3 of it. I did pay 5,000?

5,500?

Do I see my lifestyle as healthy? I

honestly don't see what's wrong with it.

I just chat some shit online and then

people get so butthurt.

Look at my mum and look at Sunny. They

both ditched me. And hate me. I don't know

if Sunny hates me. My mum

hates me now just because I talk some shit

online.

Take Ice Poseidon up on his offer to make

you a man. No, I don't want to do that.

I don't have to depend on Ice Poseidon and

do his stupid little mind games. I see how

he talks to the other leechers and he's

like, you got— you got to fight for

content. No free handouts.

He made that fat Chinese guy fight the

other Korean guy.

Don't talk shit about people that stay.

Well, I wasn't suppo— I wasn't planning to

talk shit about Sunny. I had been very

good the whole time up until I moved here,

and then we had that first big fight about

the, um, okay thanks try texts, and then I

just lost it. Because I honestly thought

the relationship was over at that point.

I honestly thought that big fight was the

end. So then I thought, oh, why not? I'm

just going to have my massive rant. I

didn't think she would keep coming back

time after time after time.

But now I've unleashed the

rage. I can't put it back in and it's too

late now. Because I've already raged about

everything about her. So yeah,

I do

regret that.

I shouldn't have let the rage come out.

It's just that when you feel like, oh,

it's over anyway, then you feel like, oh,

why not?

Might as well.

Any other girl would have never came back

after I raged about her the first time.

Not bottle things up until it gets to that

point. Well, yeah, I mean, little things

happen and I feel like it's not worth

making a big fuss about it. I don't want

to bring it up because I don't want to

have an argument, so I just keep quiet

about it.

How does Manchester compare to Kent?

Uh, it's a big city with not much

countryside. Well, no countryside,

basically. Barely any nature.

Just a very boring, ugly city full of

gross people and homeless people.

Would not really want to go back there

again. I can't believe I chose to go there

in the first place. I only chose it

because it's the only— it's like a very—

it's the biggest city in the UK that's not

expensive. London would just be too

expensive. I would hate to live in London

as well.

Oh, Tesla is still going up.

Oh my God.

Am I going to get margin called?

It's funny,

the same thing keeps happening where the

market crashes and I keep thinking, oh,

it's going to crash a little bit more.

I'm staying short. And it always reverses

earlier than you think it's going to, and

then your shorts get destroyed. Same thing

happened a couple years ago. You always

think, oh, it's going to reverse here,

and then it always seems to reverse before

Don't you just have $10 in your day

trading account? Yeah, but I wanted to

grow it. Now I'm about to blow

it. That rhymed.

It's down to £6 now, my trading

account. It went from £20 down to £6.

I lost 75% of the account because

he lifted tariffs. Yeah, I heard the news.

It's too late now, isn't it?

I still can't get the hang of this news

fake-out stuff.

It was obviously an overreaction by the

market, and Trump's tariff thing was

obviously just like a threat to get

the other countries in line.

The market was reacting as if all the

other countries would fight back with the,

with the tariffs and the whole world

economy was going to die. As if that would

happen.

Do you think it's actually bottomed now

then? Oh my God, Tesla back at $260.

Jesus. Yeah, my first day trading account,

I lost $2,400.

I can't believe that.

Should I go long Tesla? Yeah, I just got—

I got closed out. Fucking hell.

I'll enter short again. Should I enter

short again at 268? Look, now it's coming

back down. It's coming— it's coming back

down after I got closed out.

I fucking hate trading. I hate

Fucking stupid fucking load of bollocks.

I hate it so much.

I just lost half my account.

I was at— I was at £14 yesterday. Now I'm

I thought the market's going down because

yesterday the White House said that was

fake news about pausing tariffs, and then

stupid Trump comes out today saying, oh,

we're pausing tariffs. Then why did you

say it was fake yesterday? Stupid idiots.

I'm re-entering the Tesla short. There,

I'm back in. I'm shorting Tesla at 260.

My remaining £5, I'm all in shorting

Tesla.

Oh my God, it's still going up! No, it's

going up to 261.

It can't keep going up, it's already gone

up 15%.

Oh my God, it's going up more.

I should have gone long.

I mean, the next key line would be 290.

There's no way it keeps going up to 290.

That would be like a 50% move.

Sometimes I really hate the stock market.

It's like an abusive relationship. You

just keep going back for more abuse.

It's like, please, Daddy, take more of my

Oh my God, it's, it's gone up more since I

re-entered my short.

Oh, it's coming back down. It's coming

back down. Definitely coming back

down now.

It's going red.

Come on, Tesla, get fucked.

Who would have known Trump would just

suddenly come out today and say, oh,

we're pausing the tariffs? Sorry about

the whole crash and everything.

Oh,

it's going up again.

Yeah, I can't do this day trading thing.

I can't do it. I can do the investing

thing, that's easy.

Like, just buying and holding for months

or even years, that's easy. Getting margin

called and stopped out like this is

horrible. I hate it. So I kept my Tesla

short because I thought if I just leave

it, eventually Tesla will keep going down.

Day trading is just so hard. I can't do

it.

Do you think Tesla will drop back down?

Maybe Trump will say, oops, actually we're

not pausing the tariffs, and then the

market crashes again. Trump could just be

like a massive troll and then just keep

saying rubbish to make the market go up

Some people are just good at it. Yeah,

weirdos who get like turned on at numbers

and stupid little charts and stuff.

They like geek out over all these, this

weird stuff. Fibonacci and whatever.

Get a life.

Can I copyright strike Turkey Tom?

Um, probably not because

he's put voiceovers and edits and stuff.

Now I just gotta make back the £6 I lost.

I'm up 7 pence.

I need it to get back down to— I wouldn't

make my money back unless it came back

down to like $200.

Barrick Gold didn't even reclaim $19.

I should have put a stop loss.

Oh, Tesla coming back down. 256.

I'm up 30 pence. Yes.

Day trading is actually gambling.

Um, it doesn't mean

you can't make a living out of it.

Poker's gambling, but then you got

professional poker players.

Most people say basketball is just a silly

game, but then people make millions

playing basketball. You can

make money out of anything.

Professional poker players don't play with

their own money. Well, a lot of traders

don't trade with their own money. They use

prop trading accounts where they get a

funded account. They have to pass a test,

and then they— if they pass the test,

they get funded, and then they trade with

the website's money.

Or people like Cathie Wood, people buy her

fund and then she uses their money to make

trades, and then she gets a commission

fee.

Oh wow, thanks, Crypt Cutie.

Hi Daniel, I'm going to be MIA for the

week or so. Have to travel back home today

because of a family crisis, but know I'll

come lurking every once in a while. When

I'm back, I'll be simping the F out. Oh,

okay. Well, I hope everything goes well

with your family. I'll miss you.

Yeah, I think my, um, my main investing

account's only done well because I just

haven't touched it for 2 years.

Whereas day trading, the whole point of it

is you keep fiddling with it to go in and

out of trades. You don't hold stuff

overnight or anything. I've been holding

my Tesla short overnight.

Barrick Gold's up 6.6%. Tesla's up 19%.

Oh my God. Wrong stock

to short today. Apple's up 13%.

Palantir is up 21%. Gold is only

up 2.5%.

Intel's up 19%. Nvidia is up 19%.

What a day.

Why can't the market ever just crash and

stay crashed without doing this insane

reversal? It never just crashes and

then stays dead. It always comes roaring

back like a fucking phoenix.

I just want the market to die and then

stay dead so

I can laugh at everyone losing money.

Why would I want that? Because I, I keep

losing money, so I want everyone else to

I love how he says, oh wow, thanks,

without much enthusiasm. Yeah, well, I

wish Sunny loved it. Sunny hated it.

She called me the shittest boyfriend

because my texts are dry as fuck. Because

I said, okay, thanks. She gets so

triggered when I do these short replies

and I don't keep the conversation going.

She'll be like, oh, I'm putting all the

effort into this one-sided conversation.

She was supposed to come over last Tuesday

and we were gonna have burritos. And then

she goes, can you pick up the ingredients?

And I say, okay, sure. And then she got

pissed. She was like, is that all you're

gonna say? Lol. I'm giving you a chance

to, um,

contribute to this completely one-sided

conversation. And I said, I thought

you were just going to tell me what—

Daniel, my love, how are you today? Not

great. I got wrecked on

the market.

I just hope Tesla tops out at 19% up.

Well, at least I made loads of money on

Can't lose money showing your bumhole,

can you?

My mouth can make you feel better,

Daniel. Oh, thanks.

That would be so good.

He's losing all your donos. No, I'm not.

I've only put £10 in my day— well, okay,

I put £20. I only put £20 in

my day trading account. I've learned my

lesson when I lost £2,400.

She just wanted you to pay for

ingredients. Yeah.

Yeah, instead of putting £20 in my day

trading account, should have bought a £20

deal though. It would have made way more

Yeah, I wish instead of sending that

silly, ridiculous 12-inch monster dildo,

they just sent me A normal one. I like the

vibrating thrusting one with the cock

7 inches max.

I really like the one that like vibrates

and goes forwards and backwards.

I think it was about £30. I forgot.

God, why is it so cold? I just don't get

it. Getting my bathrobe

Oh my God, Tesla's still pumping.

The VIX got demolished.

I feel so stupid. I should have known the

bottom was near because of how high the

VIX was. The VIX was almost as high as the

2008 crisis. It should have been obvious

it was over.

Why am I so stupid?

How much did I lose on Tesla?

£5, but it was 40%

of my— We can play with the toys together.

Oh, thanks. Yeah, you can put it in.

Did I preorder the Switch 2? I didn't even

know you can preorder it.

Store Nintendo.

Oh, £430 pre-order

from the 8th. That was yesterday.

Should I? What if I

don't preorder it? What, what's wrong with

that? They might

not have any stock if you don't preorder

it. Get one for Sunny too.

They've got a camera. Nintendo Switch 2

camera.

£75 for the Switch 2 Pro Controller.

God, they're really milking us, aren't

they?

I just— I don't know if I can get views.

The second channel just doesn't do well

anymore. £400. How many views

would I have to get? Like 500,000 views

probably.

Elden Ring is on Switch 2?

Cyberpunk? Get lost.

It can't run Cyberpunk.

Although imagine the views you can get

doing gameplay videos of Elden Ring on the

Switch 2. Bet loads of people want to see

how it performs.

Hitman, Hogwarts Legacy, Civ 7.

Damn, how powerful is it?

Better than Xbox, really? Yeah, Bertie's

Mine Dog, you can donate but no simping.

Yeah, I mean, if it's as good as a console

like an Xbox, then why would you— I would

probably rather get a Switch 2 than a

gaming PC because you're not going to get

any views off a gaming PC, but this is

going to be trending. Plus you could get

games on Switch 2 and it won't

lag like my stupid laptop does.

It's interesting. Hmm,

because you could probably do gameplay

performance tests, but then you're gonna

have to buy the game. How much is Elden

Ring on Switch 2? Featured games.

I can't believe it's coming on— I can't

believe it's going to be on the Switch

too.

Then I need to get a TV to dock it.

God, I wish I was still with Sunny. We

could play Mario Kart or something.

Me and Sunny could have had so much fun if

she just didn't get all weird about my

YouTube channel.

What else is gonna be on it?

Oh wow, do you want to play Twister

together? Naked Twister.

Tears of the Kingdom, isn't that just the

same as the old one? They just released

the same old game on it, but Cyberpunk's

coming out on it too.

How is he gonna run Cyberpunk?

I am actually really tempted to get it.

It could be better, it could be better

views than the Steam Deck.

How can Switch 2 run Cyberpunk?

When are you paying off CC debt? Never.

I'm gonna get the Switch 2 now.

Although I don't have enough money on my

Amazon credit card to pay for the Switch

though.

It's a business expense.

120Hz refresh rate.

I'm so sick and tired of PC gaming because

the stupid games look like shit unless

you buy a £2,000 machine. I can't play

Monster Hunter Wild without it lagging

like hell.

Yeah, it definitely attacks right off.

How is it powerful enough to run Elden

Ring and Cyberpunk?

I didn't realize it was going to be so

Ampere-based GPU architecture.

What's the Switch

2's equivalent in terms of power?

Yeah, I had the ROG Ally before and that

was pretty good.

What? The Switch 2 is equivalent in power

to the PS4.

Not PS5 though.

Custom Nvidia processor with Tensor cores

and RT cores. It's got DLSS

and ray tracing.

Doesn't match current-gen consoles like

PS5, but it makes

it a strong contender for running

demanding games like Elden Ring.

Is it more powerful than Steam

Deck?

Steam Deck is more powerful. What?

I'm just shocked it can play Elden Ring.

And Cyberpunk,

and it's got Hitman on it. I love Hitman.

I wouldn't want to play Elden Ring again

though. I played that game too much.

Although if it could get views, couldn't

it?

I wonder how much it's gonna be.

I mean, I was gonna get the Switch too,

um, but only if

I could refund it. If I get it from

Nintendo, I can't refund it, but then I

have to sell it at some shop, won't I? Do

they have a CEX shop here? That's where I

sold my Steam Deck.

Oh mate, Sunny jealous. Although I mean,

Sunny's making more money than I am. She

could just get her own one. She's probably

already pre-ordered it herself.

Available on the 5th of June.

That's in 2 months.

I hate these ads. I hate the ads of

products. You got all these people like

looking really happy playing Mario Kart,

like only these stupid

smiling faces.

It's so cringe. I don't want to see people

playing the games. I just want to see

the games. I don't want to see endless

pictures of people holding it and smiling.

So stupid. Do you

think I can dock it to my monitor? The new

kickstand looks a bit flimsy.

Your short is wrecked again. Yeah, I lost

another 50 pence re-entering the short.

Oh my God,

Barrick Gold is not going up 20%. It's not

fair, it's only gone up 6%.

Apple up 12%, Mara up 20%, Tesla 21%,

Palantir 23%.

Stupid Barrick Gold's only up 6%,

but to be fair, only went down about 5%.

Okay, where's the pre-order button then?

I don't see the pre-order button.

Oh, there it is. So there's a 395 option

and a 429 option, but it doesn't say what

the difference is. I think the 429 option

comes with Mario Kart. I don't really want

Mario Kart.

Pre-orders will open on My Nintendo Store

from the 8th. Well, how do I get to the My

Nintendo Store?

Has been a Nintendo Switch Online member

for at least 2 years.

I've been a member.

I gave my Switch Lite to Sunny.

Oh, you've got to be invited. Initial

invitees will be selected based on

following criteria: gotta be a member,

you've got to have a certain amount of

time playing purchased Nintendo games.

That's so dumb. And you gotta get an email

from— well, you have to be chosen to

What? I don't even remember what my

Nintendo account email was.

My username is Dickhead. It says, happy

birthday, Dickhead, presents from

Nintendo.

Well, guess I can't preorder it. I didn't

get the email.

I got an April newsletter.

No, I didn't get the invite email.

But I have been a member for over 2 years.

How much playtime do you need?

Hmm. Pre-order Argos.

Pre-order at Argos? I did that last week.

Oh, what about Amazon?

Why are these screens so bright?

Well, I'm gonna stop looking at the stock

market. It's just making me mad. Is it on

Amazon?

Unavailable.

No, I got closed out of my short and then

I re-entered the short.

Switch to 430

with Mario Kart. It says,

oh no, we've sold out. Fuck's sake,

I'm never gonna be able to get one in time

to take advantage of the trend. By the

time everyone can get a Switch 2, no one

would care about it anymore.

No, Tesla would have to get to like $290

for me to get closed out again. There's no

way it keeps going to $290.

Enter shorts now.

Yeah, I just— I don't get why Nintendo is

so stupid. They know people

are going to want to buy it. Why don't

they just make more?

They're just losing money because people

can't buy their product.

I hate it. A new thing comes out, it's

really popular, you want to make YouTube