Kick Livestreams/BIG DAYS 2025-10-07 03_33 [9fe04eb0-big-days] 480p

I think I'm going through the school. I never let a little something last,

but I don't want to live that way. Reading into every word you said to me, just had to tell you. I want to get you over on somebody that you used to know.

Could be the one to save me from this hell you keep pulling me through.

I try to run but always come back. I'm still going to try, honey. Always have to wonder what you want from me. There's just not enough to say.

It's like you love and let me down. I need that sweet sound. I'm still going to kiss you while I

I'm home.

£20

in the bag.

Hungry.

Well, that was fun.

Where's

my money?

Another satisfied customer.

嗯。

This Land Rover was coming onto the dual carriage way. So I thought I was gonna fly past him, so I went into the overtake lane to overtake him, and I overtook him for a few seconds, and then he just sped up. And he did like— he must have been doing like 100 miles per hour because I was

going pretty fast, and I lost him. He just disappeared, like he got pissed that I overtook him.

He just vanished, and I was doing like I couldn't keep up.

It's weird, some drivers get this weird, um, like pride thing about being overtaken, like it's offending their masculinity or something. Because I overtook him briefly, looked in my mirror thinking I'm way ahead, so I move back in the left lane. He was right next to me.

How Cornwall tore itself apart.

I mean, they literally tore themselves apart, didn't they? Mining for tin, fueling the Industrial Revolution.

Well, the guy asked for 2 35 liters— is it liters? CL— of whiskey, but they don't sell 35, they only sell 70. So I bought one bottle of 70, which is 2 35 liters.

Makes sense.

That looks really creepy. That looks like a face. Can you see it? That's the lips and those are the 2 eyes. It's like some thick Thomas the Tank Engine face.

That's really creepy.

Can you see it? Oh my God,

smiling at me.

Did you like my new songs? Added some new tracks to the playlist.

Gonna make hot dogs and then eat my mum's apple crumble,

and I want to try making it myself.

2 things my mum makes really well: lasagna and apple crumble.

Those are the 2 things I look forward to. The smell of lasagnas brings back childhood memories.

A nice little drive.

Did it take me 1 hour? The only problem is I got lost again trying to find the damn house.

Damn, Bitmine ripping. I'm up £180 and you said you made fun of Traveling Trader. Now look, Traveling Trader made

me. Made me a rich man.

Oh, £180 and £300 on gold.

I'm up £180.

Bitmine immersion.

ETH is ripping. $5K soon.

Market ripped higher than my take profit zone. I took profit at the white line.

Yeah, really nice driving here. Really nice country lanes.

Look, it's Mr. Biao now.

If he moved, you can see him.

Brown pixels.

He might be coming around to my house.

Car's charging 57%.

Yeah, not bad being back. It's nice having some peace,

and I really like driving here. Way nicer driving about.

My YouTube's dead. Look at that, like a stegosaurus.

And, and, and.

Did you see there was a car transporter fire on the M5 a week ago? It was carrying 9 BYD electric locals, and everyone was saying, oh, the EV is catching on fire. Actually, it was the transporter that caught on fire and then set them all on fire.

Imagine the sight of that— 9 EVs all on fire.

My mom keeps saying she doesn't like EVs because they catch on

fire. I hope not.

I can't really afford to buy another car.

It would have to be a shit car unless I get it on finance again.

I need this Peugeot to last as long as it can, like 10 Yes.

Maybe I'll just get another one of the same car if something happened to mine.

I feel like I'd be nervous going to a petrol station buying petrol if I put the wrong petrol in or something, or the thing breaks and keeps spurting out petrol all over the place.

You know what I don't know? When you're filling up the tank with petrol, how do you know when it's full? Because there's no meter. I mean, there's a meter in the car on the dashboard, but how do you know when you're outside the car

that it's full? You just keep filling it up until it starts pouring out.

What do you mean you can't hear shit? I am talking.

Testing, testing,

testing, testing, testing.

It is working.

Yeah, I finally got my Wi-Fi connected wirelessly to the car. All you have to do is plug it in and then— I don't know, actually, it's like after I plugged it in and then unplugged it, it would now connect wirelessly.

Sleep. No, I'm not getting a kitten anymore. Thank God I didn't do that. I was so hellbound, decided to get a kitten, and then I just changed my mind.

Funny, isn't it?

Yeah, it would have been too distracting.

What's the weather gonna be like? Hmm.

Wow, it finally stopped raining. It's cloudy every day.

Wow, it's not raining a single day.

Can't believe it.

There was a storm, Storm Amy,

that I drove through when I came home.

It was pretty windy. I think it's in Kent now,

or it might have passed already.

Bangkok's still raining every day. Look, Jesus.

Tokyo is raining every day. Uh, where's Kent? I didn't have it.

No, I haven't considered getting a gym membership.

I even got a gym in my house.

Oh my right dinner.

嗯。嗯。

Hot dog. I've got pickles and I've got hot dog and I've got pickles. Do I microwave the hot dog?

I can't be bothered making onions.

Let me just microwave the hot dog.

Oh

God,

easy.

And

pickles.

Gosh, pickle.

Hot dogs for dinner, American style.

Oh, I should have bought Guinness.

Damn it. Well, I went out to make money, not spend money.

Mustard. Oh, looks like diarrhea.

Okay, dinner served. American hot dog.

啊。

嗯，嗯。

嗯，当然。

嗯嗯，嗯。

When I was a kid

in Maidstone, there used to be a guy who sold hot dogs on the street.

They just have a red— it was like a red metal vendor on wheels. And then you go up and you ask for a hot dog, and they'll just have loads of these frankfurters and bunch of onions, and you get a hot dog.

I don't know at what point they disappeared because they don't do it anymore.

I don't know if it got banned or the guy just stopped doing it.

And then no one else continued doing it.

They used to taste so good. It'd ask if you want onions or not, and then have like a tray of boiled onions.

Tasted like this.

Do you know what, let's stop doing it.

Come

on.

Oh,

for fuck's

sake.

Do you think if a man and woman are on a break, then what happens during the break doesn't count if they were going to get back together, because I don't think it should count.

Isn't that the whole point of the break?

But then if you do fool around whilst you're on the break, the girl thinks that you don't really love her, because if you did, then you wouldn't fool around.

Maybe it's a shit test.

Just pondering.

Oh, that was filling.

Oh God, I feel sick.

No.

No.

Oh, I could have bought butter for apple crumble.

You don't really think about buying stuff for yourself when you're doing a job.

I'm too busy worrying about the actual job.

Might make apple crumble. Uh-uh.

Oh, I hope it's still good.

Might as well

have the whole thing.

Double cream.

Double cream, so nice.

It's like milk but creamier.

It's crazy that just delivering one bottle of whiskey pays the equivalent of delivering 40 packages for every—

it would take— it would probably take the same time, to be honest, cuz I think it took me an hour and a half. It used to take me 3 hours to deliver about 80. So yeah, but you're getting out of the doing 40 different drops versus just doing one drop. It's way easier. I guess you get paid

for the distance, but with Ebbery it's not really much distance. It's just getting in and getting out 40 times, which is more annoying in my opinion. I'd rather do one drop that takes an hour and a half than do 40 drops that takes 2 minutes per drop. Yeah, that's why I thought. Glad we agree. If you agree,

remain silent.

Yeah, I thought so.

Oh, fucking missed it. Spotted you.

Yes,

apple crumble

with cream.

The cat? What cat? I don't have a cat.

Uh,

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. 9, 10,

11.

Ah,

do you—

Whatever. Eat my apple crumble.

I'm glad we made a whole pot. Way too much.

Oh God, I'm so full. There's a load of fruit and buttery flour, isn't it? And sugar.

Oh God,

damn, BMNR is up 10% today.

Oh, um.

啊，嗯，啊，哦哈。

Yeah, 250. Oh, 216 pounds of pressure. I'm the new geniuses because you're the smartest 2 young guys I know in the world. That's a great compliment. I am. I mean that seriously. Now, I bought a new phone, okay, a new iPhone

16, and my problem is I have an older car. I used to be able to plug in And do, you know, get my, um, put on my, uh, music, like the CarPlay. CarPlay. Oh, it's so slow. Let's go out to the car real quick. Let's take a look.

Thank you. Of course. All right, let's

see what you got. So weird how American cars, steering wheel's on the left.

This thing,

um, yeah, I used to use it. See, that would plug in. Got it. All right, let me grab something real quick. You can just wait here. I'll take you like 2 seconds. No,

entire world when my other phone went dead that could open it up and get my password. I'm the best. I don't know what— I don't know what to tell you. You are the best. I'm telling you, you guys are the smartest 2 guys I know.

Let's try that. How do I get my— how do I get CarPlay on this?

Hello? Oh, there it is. Here I am. There you are. Oh my God, you're a genius! How much do I owe you? Just give me like $10. Okay, you got it. I'll meet you inside and I'll throw out the trash too. Yeah, thank you. I'm not gonna leave that in your car. Why even bother charging $10? Here's

$15. $15? Oh dude, I appreciate you. You guys are the best. I try to make it easy, you know? Yeah, you know, if you ever have an issue, you know where to find me. It's a genius idea, just not great execution. So you know how the microphones on earbuds usually sound terrible? Well, Nothing had the brilliant idea

in their Ear 3 buds to build a microphone and a talk button into the case. So if I'm ever on a phone call or recording video, this is what the audio from the Nothing Ear 3s sound like. But if I hold down that talk button and hold this About half a foot from my face. This is now

what the case microphone sounds like. Let's just use the phone microphone then. What's the point? A little better. It's got that classic like hold mic up to your face look. I just wish it sounded much better. I hope someone copies this, makes it really good. It's a genius idea, just not great execution. So you know how the

microphone— could you break open a lock with a gun? I'm gonna shoot this lock with higher and higher caliber bullets and see if we can break it open. Starting out with a .22. Good luck, bud. It's such a tiny bullet. Our .22 hit right here, put a little dent into it, but the lock is still locked. Next

up, .45 ACP. Where's the .50 cal? All right, our bullet hit right here, put a huge bulge in our lock, but the lock is still locked. Next up, 9mm. All right, our bullet just stuck right here Damn, Nightmare was weak. Caught the revolver.

All right, .44 Magnum just nailed it right in the center. The bullet is stuck in it. This aim's good if he's hitting the same spot every night. Desert Eagle shooting around a .50 AE.

Whoa, our bullet ate through the front of our Master Lock here and busted the shackle hook. We're missionaries. Can't beat a Desert Eagle. Hugh Jackman has a tradition on set called Scratchy Fridays where he buys scratch tickets for the entire cast and crew. Here he is explaining why he started this tradition. When I first started working on

big American movies, it was uncomfortable for me how segregated everything was. I was used to the Australian cinema, making movies here where there's no standing ends, you know. And so if they were lighting for an hour, you were standing with a group for an hour and got to know everyone. And I sort of preferred that. There were

no trailers, no one went off to their trailer, you just hung on set. And so I just realized halfway through my first movie there was a good half of the crew that I just never really came into contact with, and I didn't like that. And so I invented this sort of, I suppose, tradition. And from that moment

on, ADs Called me in on Friday whether I was working or not. Huge.

Stannis the Man.

No, I never had the pleasure. Stannis Baratheon, the one true king of the Seven Kingdoms. We're not in the Seven Kingdoms, and you're not dressed for this weather. It is customary. Stannis Baratheon, the one true king.

We do not kneel. I'll have thousands of you. People are stubborn. They try and say— are you happy with Elon Musk? You know why Elon Musk terrifies you and you call it disinformation? Did you ever cook anything for Lord Tyrion? No, my lady, that was the cooks.

What are you doing? I'm helping you with your armor. I've been removing my own armor for quite some time, thank Thank you very much.

What exactly did you do for Lord Tywin? Brought him his meals, cleared his table when he was finished, kept his clothing and linens clean, carried his messages and returned the replies. Mostly I poured wine. Whilst in Lord Tyrion's service, did you ever do anything remotely related to combat? I killed a man. Who? Kingsguard. He tried to kill

Lord Tyrion at the Blackwater. How did you get a Kingsguard God, I've pushed the spear through the back of his head. Bloody ridiculous. Help me with these straps.

You're not ready for the job. We're looking at a farmer's car that has just been picked up by a mechanic. He wants to find a brand new vehicle to lend to his customer. We're looking at a 207 that has probably never been cleaned since it was bought. Very, very dirty car. Americans call Peugeot 207 a 200 I

kept the vehicle for three days to get the best possible finish. We're looking at a bill of three hundred fifty euros just for the carpet. That's already three hours of work, so just imagine how much time I spent on it. I should point out that the products I use are available on my website. The link is in

the, and if you also have a car like this, don't forget. I'm from Castor in the farm.

These car cleaning videos are nice.

Cars are such a pain to keep clean. I don't know if you realize, but the steering wheel is really, really dirty. I spent an hour and a half removing all the dirt. When it's like this, you better be patient to get a perfect result.

We're almost there, and you'll see that the wait was worth it. This is honestly one of the most beautiful before and afters I've ever done. It wasn't a gift. Hello, neighbor.

Hello, neighbor.

Oh.

You know, could an excavator bucket stop a bullet? I'm gonna shoot this excavator bucket moving up to our gold SCAR, shooting around a .308.

All right, the .308 put a huge crater in the bucket. Gaming giveaways, we make the impossible. How big would a slug in your house have to be before you called the police?

I think dragonglass.

Yes, he says you have a tremendous amount of it. I did not really have that talent. Wake up, rise and shine, Grandma! Wake up, old man! I got more money than you! Way more! Get up! I have more money than you! What do you do for a living? I'm currently unemployed. Great job. And what do you do?

Uh, I'm a senior systems administrator. Okay, I really thought it was gonna be starting your own brewery. I think he's talking about your hipster mustache. Hipster mustache and septum piercing. So I got the full combination. What do you make? I make, uh, $90,000 a year. Okay, so this is why you're unemployed. Why are you unemployed? It's just

been really hard for me to find a job. My work history— I've been in and out of offices. Well, in and out of offices probably doesn't look good on a resume. I've never really been able to hold down a job, so no one's gonna hire you then. If that's— getting anywhere in London is such a hassle. So

apparently people are removing the vaccines at their Teslas because it supposedly makes the car sound way louder. I saw a couple videos of this on TikTok today, but nobody showed what it actually sounded like. So I'm gonna go do it and see if it makes a difference. Removing the seat was actually super easy. You just unbuckle 2

clips on either side and the whole thing comes off. Okay, so I'm going to show you how it sounds with the seat cushion still on. You can hear something, it's just not super loud. Okay, now we're gonna do it with the seat cushion completely off.

That wasn't even full power. I'm gonna do insane mode, full throttle, and let's see what it sounds

like. Okay, okay, that kind of sounds like a spaceship. Who do I talk to about a refund? Who do you talk to about refund? And then we get the new iPhones announced. What do you believe? What do you believe? What do you believe the Quran tells Scott, are you having an identity crisis? I want to buy the

mall, and I'd really like to move out of the United States. What do you hate? Like, literally everything about America. Let's get a couple specifics. The healthcare industry. I know that I have so many undiagnosed conditions. At $90,000 a year, I mean, you guys get pretty top-end healthcare. You guys aren't married, but even still, you making $0,

the welfare state that we have, you get a pretty robust coverage. So what health insurance do you have right now? None. That's your fault. The Affordable Care Act is there for you at healthcare.gov for you to enroll in things that are completely subsidized. One of the worst pictures I did was a picture— I think it was called

Jaws 4: The Revenge. The Revenge, yeah. And I had a little part in that, and I was paid a million dollars for 2 weeks' work. With that money, I bought her the house. And someone said to me, I saw that Jaws 4, he said, it stinks. I said, I haven't seen it. I said, but I've seen the

house they bought my mother, and it's marvelous.

Would you pay me £5 a day to get an extra hour in your day? Yes. I want you to know I understand. Even though we're enemies, you and I, I I was there that day when the spear crushed your mother's head. I closed my eyes. I can hear the sound of Oberyn's skull breaking. The sound of your

scream. I never heard a sound like that. I thought, that's true love. Oberyn looked beautiful that day. He really did. No one moved like him. No one had such skill with a spear. Even Ser Gregor couldn't stop him. If only he hadn't taunted him. He could have walked away and left poor Ser Gregor to die. That wasn't

your mother's way, was it? It's not that I have stopped doing interviews because everyone's hating on Emma Watson now. I told you, didn't I tell you?

I told you she was a bitch.

I've been hating on Emma Watson for years now. Now everyone else caught up. I wanted to be able to have a certain type of conversation that I didn't seem able to find a space for. There's something inherently written into certain types of forms of media. Apparently J.K. Rowling roasted her. What intentional, or how authentic? If I am

in this country and I cannot abide by the law of this country—

Here's the train station the English built in Bombay, for example. And yet, after 75 years of independence, has that country produced a single building as beautiful as the Bombay train station that the British colonialists built? Not one. God, what a fat Factuous comment. I mean, first of all, the British came to an established civilization, far more civilized

than their poor benighted little island when they left it. But the question of asking why we couldn't build a building like Victoria Terminus, as the British called it, is like asking the Americans why in 200 years of independence have you never built anything as beautiful as the Taj Mahal. In fact, before the Taj Mahal, it was Mausoleum,

which is, I imagine, equally beautiful. Go even further back, come to my constituency and see the Swami Temple, 1100 AD. Why have the Americans not built anything even close to that in beauty? Here's the train station that was built in Bombay, for example. And yet, after 75 years of independence, has that country produced a single building as

beautiful as— I'm a licensed pharmacist in 4 states, and this is how you actually treat a cold without getting scammed. This useless little quacker has been wasting money since the late 1800s buying this is actually buying a fantasy instead of buying an effective product. The thing about this oxacetylsalicylic acid— I don't even know how to pronounce it,

and I don't care to learn because it's nothing. This is literally placebo. There's nothing in it. It does nothing. If it helped you, you were helped by placebo. If you ever bought Theraflu, then congratulations, you bought acetaminophen and dextromethorphan, which you could have got at the Dollar Tree for much cheaper. I hate I hate how it has

flu in the name. It makes people think it has some sort of antiviral activity. The only thing you can really use for the virus is zinc, and zinc is said to stop the virus from entering human cells. It can reduce the length of the cold if started quickly. And we don't know what the right dose is, but

I typically say around 10 milligrams every 3 hours until the cold goes away, which can be hard to find. Zinc for a cold? Never heard of that. And this is how you actually try it next time without getting Scam. You're morbidly obese. I know, my BMI is over 50. Yeah, 40 is like kind of where you're gonna

be including this mission of life. Most people, statistically, they will live into their 60s, 70s, maybe even 80s. Obesity specifically is in a financial conversation, but why would you point to the fact that you have all this debt and unemployment and say for retirement you'll never— She admitted she will never vote for the party again. She just

had the guess. Any thoughts? I really—

look, there's a huge difference between someone who cares about you and someone who's actually trained to help. Hey, how you doing? I was wondering if I could sell this silver bar to you today. Yeah, it's real cool. 10 years ago, I bought this 10-ounce silver bar for about $150, and today I'm gonna— that must be worth a

lot now. All right, we're back at Witter Coin in San Francisco, and usually you can get spot price for this, so let's go in and see what we get. So right now we are paying— oh, $429.25 for a 10-ounce bar. Per ounce, that's $42.92. Okay, so the spot is $43.92, you're paying $42.92, correct? And so that's just

your spread for doing business, correct? Yeah. Okay, yeah, dollar back is spot price. How many people do you have coming buying and selling silver to you a day? I would say we probably have every 1 buyer, we have 5 sellers. Okay, so, so a little different for gold, right? So right now there are 5 sellers for every

1 buyer of silver? Yes. We buy probably 30 10-ounce bars per issue. You buy 30 of those a day? We usually buy 300 ounces of 10-ounce bars, but we also buy 100-ounce bars and then way more 1-ounce bars. Gold, I would say

It's probably 8 to 1. 8 to 1. Holy crap, that's a lot. Okay, okay, thanks.

Dude, awesome. Thank you so much, Ben. Thank you. Nice to see you again. You as well. Hey, how you doing? I was wondering if I could sell this silver bar to you today. Yeah, just real quick. Ten years ago, I bought. I'm a licensed pharmacist in four states, and these are scam medications for the cold. A good

rule of thumb to follow is the brighter the package, the less likely it's going to be worth your money. Us pharmacists tend to stay away from brand name everything. Sudafed PE does not work as a nasal decongestion. The FDA has even said so. Sudafed works, but you have to ask the pharmacy for it. How are they allowed

to sell this stuff? It doesn't work. Sudafed PE phenylephrine. Is worth a try, but the best is probably generic Afrin or oxymetazoline. But you can only use it for 3 days because it's so goated. For numbing a sore throat, generic Chloraseptic spray is great. It contains phenol, but the best is Busynex spray because it contains benzocaine menthol.

But it's brand name only, so it's quite expensive. Generic Cepacol lozenges are great and tend to last a bit longer, and they also contain benzocaine. I hate something Or phenol, whatever's cheaper. Vitamin C can help reduce the length of a cold, but most experts actually recommend zinc. It's said to have antiviral properties. I know what you're thinking,

and yes, you can find me in Blush app. Message me there. The thing I find most tricky is when people don't recognize you, but half recognize you. You know, that strange thing where they go Because I mean, they stare, they stare a lot. They just look. It's the feeling I always stand present. You know, I'd rather just

hold up a flag saying yes. A few years ago, there was— I was in a Land Rover parts department near Peterborough. They're standing around with a group of guys, and I could see this guy doing that.

And he came up to me after a while. And he said, excuse me, has anyone ever told you that you are the absolute spitting image of that Mr. Bean? And I said, well, actually, I am the actor who plays Mr. Bean. And he said,

I

bet you wish you were.

This bizarre conversation in which the more I tried to claim that I was the person he thought I merely resembled, the less he believed me. But what was funny was how— was how close he thought I was to him. He said the resemblance is uncanny. Have you ever thought of doing any, um, you know, Lookalike work, like,

you know, sat nights and head nights. You know, you could go along as Mr. Bean. And I said no. And he said, because you can make an absolute fortune. The thing, I really want new rims, but my doctor says like, congratulations for something. Nice cars. Nice meeting you. Perfect. Can I bring my car inside? Oh, someone dinged

it. It's probably their door. That's so annoying. Regular wash. Yeah, okay, I'll do that. I appreciate your business. Thank you. Thanks for coming. You have a beautiful Ferrari Portofino. Not bad at all. Great. That's crazy. Open up our setup. I found my love in Portofino.

Move.

Wanted to interview, but it's so hot in LA today.

Done.

You can take a look inside as well.

Thank you so much. Oh, thank you so much, man. I appreciate it. Nice call. Bye. Very good to see you. How was it I've got to ask you, where is your career ladder? Unfortunately, these newspapers would make the most unique. Elon Musk is not here. He's in the UK. Hello, can I just get a coffee? Just £1,

please. £1? I can only see it for 0.1 seconds. Okay, I'm a licensed pharmacist in 4 states, and today I'll be showing you pharmacy scams and what to buy instead. Donating $33.79 to your favorite streamer is probably a better use of of money than buying this Colace. It's a surfactant. If you open up these capsules, it literally

looks like soap in there, and you'd think that that would be great for softening stool, but we found through lots of studies that it just isn't useful. The FDA has not put out an announcement yet, but I predict they're going to take this off the market at some point. Colace is very interesting because it is a surfactant

and it does come in a liquid, although pharmacies never carry it for some reason. You would have to have a pharmacy special order it for you. Why is he wearing his headset? They have an ear drop, which is the liquid, and it gets the earwax out of your ear. It's very effective. I tried it on my friend

whenever I was over in Ireland, and it worked very well. Trial and error. Instead, right here, psyllium husk or betabuse. Or what happened was, when I got to about 60, I, I got a script and I sent it back to the producer saying the part's too small. And he sent it back to me saying, you weren't supposed

to read the lover, you're supposed to read the father. I had a TV line out once. He said, why are you pretending to be British for the interview?

I watched the preview of the movie and, um, you were American, right? And then— yeah, but I am, I am British. I play— how is that possible? I just do it. I do an American accent when I play Spider-Man. How is that possible? Well, I just did it. I just did it right now. It's an accent. I

work with dialects. Is Spider-Man British? No, Spider-Man lives in Queens in America. I, Tom Holland, live in London, but I'm an actor. Okay. And when I play Spider-Man, I put on an American accent. Why? I'll put Portugal. Every year since 2006, I picked what I believe to be the phone that I used the most during that year.

'06, Samsung flip phone.

I believe it's okay. Story time. Hello! What a beautiful color. Is that a Tesla? It's, it's a Tesla. Business is good. Business is good. Oh wow, I was in love with my old Beamer. Oh really? 2014 5. You don't need electricity? No, I have water, electricity, everything. Perfect. Yeah, go for it. Thank you.

Oh my God,

it looks better than when I picked it up. Oh really? It only had 9 miles. Do you know how to leave a review on Google by any chance? Of course I will. Okay, I'll send you a link. I'll send That makes it easier. Yes, super easy. Oh, thank you so much. Sure. Yeah, that helps the most. Hello,

my parents. You're the Master of Whisperers. You're supposed to know everything. No man can be in all rooms at all times. Stark forces are distracted. Now is the time to strike. To strike? My dear nephew, you do see these men preparing the walls for siege. You do understand Stannis Stannis Baratheon sails this way? If my good Stannis

lands on the shores of King's Landing, I'll ride out to greet him. A brave choice, Your Grace. I'm sure your men will line up behind you. They say Stannis never smiles. I'll give him a red smile. Imagine Stannis's terror. I am trying. You're an intelligent man. I wish we could converse as 2 honest, intelligent men. I wish

we could too. You're the master of whisperers. You're supposed to know everything. No man could— If you can buy something without a prescription, that means it's safe, right? Yeah, one time I took a handful of Tylenol and washed it down with some Pain Quil. I turned out fine.

It's important— First things first, it is very practical. It's got a boot which is the exact same size as the glove box on a Renault Clio. So you can get your luggage in easily. And unlike the previous GT, it's got doors that you can open in a car park because they go up rather than out, and you

can get inside even if you have a head. However, the seat doesn't move. In order to get comfortable, what you have to do is move the steering wheel to where you want it, and then you move the pedals. Pull this sort of ratchet strap here and— all right, what's that? Is that fixed? The problem with this moving

pedal arrangement is when I push the brake, how do I know whether I'm applying the brakes or just pushing the pedal further away? How do I know whether it's locked? I don't. It also has literally the hardest ride of any car I've ever driven. I mean, I know New York's roads are atrocious, but this is stiffer than

Ron Jeremy. Have you got the Pin? It is 82. Thanks so much, have a good evening. I'm so sorry, mate. Hello, buddy. We're missing a burrito.

I look like I fucked a pig. Do I still owe your mum money? Is she— What? Sorry, who do you think you're— Who'd you get your suit off? Oh, fucking no. So it must be for somebody else. I don't want to be a dick about it, but you look like a potato still in the sack.

When does the comedy start? What's your name, sir? Like shoe rack, you're called Rack. I feel bad if you paid all this money to come and see me and you don't think it's funny. You've had a disaster. But I suppose, Rack, you have learned a valuable lesson. You've learned life's not fair. If a man sleeps with loads

and loads of women, why is he— he's a stud, he's a player, he's admired in our society. If a woman sleeps with loads Loads and loads of men. She's called Rack's Mum.

I look like I fucked a pig. Keep dreaming. But if I gave you $1.5 million for this car right now, I'm pretty sure it'd pipe. Clarisera. I'm a licensed pharmacist. Clarisera.

Your House has come to our aid. The whole realm is in your debt, none more so than I. If your family would ask anything of me, ask it, and it shall be yours. Your Grace, my sister Margaery— her husband was taken from us before. She remains innocent.

We'd ask you to find it in your heart to do us the great honor of joining our houses. Is this what you want, Lady Margaery? With all my heart, Your Grace. I'm a licensed whore. Chat, listen up.

Huh, people

always ask me, Gary, how do you fix an oven? And I always— French cars have always been weird. They've always flown in the face of convention. A Citroën CX Safari. This is perhaps the most French French car of them all. Take the indicators. You operate them using this rocker

switch here, but because that's nowhere near the steering column, the indicating doesn't self-cancel after you've made the turn. And then there's the steering. Which is mounted vertically between the seats. And that's fine, but you're enjoying a cheeky pain au chocolat and a bit of pastry falls off, it'll end up in the cassette player. Those Citroën engineers looked

at what everyone else was doing in the 1970s and then did something else. Even the brake pedal's weird. It's effectively a switch. The brakes are on or they're off. It's just about impossible to use it properly. It's probably easier when you get to your destination to just, um, do a George Michael.

French cars have— when you get the script for Game of Thrones, when you read Tyrion's character— where do you stay at? Because if Trump stays— if the president stays in the White House, where do you stay at? Yeah, so you should come visit. You have an open invitation. The president actually gives me crap about this because he

says sometimes I think you have a nicer house than I do. We stay stay at a place we call the VPR, the Vice President's Residence, but it's in the Vice President's Residence, like probably 40 or so acres of completely private space and an observatory.

Yeah, dude, Peeping Tom on stars, dude. Nobody will buy a new bra in that neighborhood without me knowing it, dude. I swear to God, brother. The telescopes are pointed towards the stars the other way. Where do you stay at? Because if Trump— Got a flat. You being cute? You've been with me the whole time. Fine, just pull

over. You think I'm gonna leave you alone here while I go and change the damn thing? Get to work. And if you're thinking about throwing a tire in my direction, think again. Not my plan.

AJ's waiting on my call. You shoot me, I ain't the only person you're You're killing. But if you shoot me, you're never finding Hubble. Guess we need each other then. This is the top of the range model, the V12, and it comes with V12 engine. It has radar-guided cruise control, voice activated controls, it has seats that massage

you as you drive along.

Massage my bum. I need toilet.

はい。

You bought the equivalent. This is the top of the range. How much did you pay for this? £6,700. Less. How many miles is it? 127.

Rubbish. Why does it have casters from a sofa instead of wheels? It's period. They were that size in those days. What are they, 17, 16-inch? That's 16-inch wheels, and you know full well that that means fatter tires, that means a better ride. And is that Roost leather? Why do people from Birmingham like a Roost? This is the

top. What songs do you know? Oh, I know a lot of Metallica songs.

You want to do a Metallica song? You want to do a Metallica song? All right. Do I know a lot of Metallica songs?

Ian Taylor know Metallica songs.

Oh man, get him with the collar.

I'm looking out. What song do you know? Oh, I know a lot. Well, it only means that if anything ever happened to you, this is what you'd look like when you're lost at sea. That's you. Happens all the time, not just on water but land too. In fact, there's 3 people lost at sea every day and 7

lost hikers a day. What? That's why I invented the Sea Rescue Streamer. Sea Rescue's visual Locating device that makes you a large visible target, and it works on land and water. These white spreader bars are air-filled and they're sealed to the streamer so it won't twist up or curl up. In fact, it spins its way out like

a helix. It has lights and reflectors that can be seen day and night. Wow, that's smart. Now this person— I'm sorry, I don't, I don't see anything right there. Well, that's the whole point. Okay, your head is the size of a coconut. Oh, I see it. Yeah. They can't see you. You're gonna die. Let's have the after

picture. Yeah, let's see it. There you go. You see that? That's what that's what that. This is a sea rescue stream. Casane Teto is not actually a vocaloid. What? What? What? In the real world, they don't go any faster or slower. What those?

Faster or slower? What those? Harder's got saying that my Aston Martin. Is no faster than that. Not in the real world. I'll demonstrate it to you. Well, I've bought this Renault 9 GTL and I've flown Abby out to drive it. So Abby gets a 2-minute head start. You won't be able to catch her.

1, go! You've bought a dog. James May's experiment is an Aston Martin All right, all right, all right.

Come on back to the Airstream after I make the best margarita this side of the Rio Grande.

I have said that. I have said that. Let me, let me share with you a little bit of worldly Woody wisdom. One of them. All right. So it's late last year. I had a little problem come up in my life, a conflict, something I had to deal with that I didn't want to deal with, but it was

hard to deal with and I had to. So I go to my friend Woody, thoughtful man and friend. I said, Woody, you know, you always seem to keep it pretty, pretty cool. What do you do when you got a problem or a conflict that comes up in your life? Being my good friend, he thinks about it for

a minute. He lowers his head for about 15 or 20 seconds and he looks back up to me and looks right in my eyes, deep into my soul, and he says,

I just forget about it.

Hi, Uncle Keanu. If a bad guy steals my dog's toys, should I go all John Wick on them? No. Okay. Can you do the Matrix bendy move right now?

No, Tiff is celebrating 50 years. What do I have to look forward when I'm 50? Oh, what do you have to look forward to when you're 50? Being 50. Hi, Uncle Keanu. You must be Xerxes. Let us reason together. It would be a regrettable waste. There is much our cultures could share. Haven't you noticed we've been

sharing our culture with you all morning? Yours is a fascinating tribe. It isn't wise to stand against me, Leonidas. Imagine what horrible fate awaits my enemies when I would gladly kill any of my own men for victory. And I would die for any one of mine. Consider the fate of your women. Clearly you don't know our women.

I might as well have marched them up here, judging by what I've seen. Oh, now we ought to bring you up to speed with the latest in car news. Okey-doke, a new Škoda coming out. It's called the Superb. There it is, mainly for minicabbers. But what you really need to know is underneath, you peel away the body,

it's basically a Golf. Okay, there's another new Škoda, the Octavia VRS. That's a Golf as well. Okay, talk about a guy who's in charge of them. My young Dad wants to show you his meal prep company. We're just going to take our pasta. Yeah. And put it in the pot. Okay. What we're gonna do is if you

just wait like, you know, 5 seconds, it's gonna soften.

It's not softening.

What's the— what is this? It's not working. Sometimes you got to help it along a little bit, and you always want to keep track of which side was sticking out because at the end we're going to compensate. What? I remember when I was a kid growing up, my friend Justin and I wanted to make a roller coaster.

Yeah. So we started saving money by putting our lunch money in a shoebox. Yeah. And after about 6 months, we had a couple hundred dollars in there. Oh wow. It turns out that my friend Justin's sister's boyfriend had found the shoebox and he stole the money to pay for an abortion. Okay, this is looking just about ready.

That's crazy,

crazy, innit?

Damn, Bitcoin— I mean, Bitmine's up £200.

Nice. Oh, my short's up £4.

Real nice.

See, excuse me, who's your favorite artist? My favorite artist is Green Day. For $100, I'll play 3 Green Day songs. Get them all right. Nevertheless, fire a warning shot past the person's ear.

I ain't your aim.

Oh, that's it! We warn you, prepare to be boarded. Boarded by Humidoom's army? This army? Nevertheless, I'll be honest. How do you feel about Kanye? How do I feel about Kanye? I think I feel— I feel bad for Kanye because I think he's genuinely a genius, like a next-level genius. But with that, the responsibility that comes with

the burden of a genius is it comes with mental health problems. And I think, I think he's, uh, mad as a fucking nail,

but a genius. So you're dead. I saw a mother speaking to her child in a supermarket we were shooting that film, and it's a line that gets quoted back to me now where she yelled at her kid in the supermarket. Steamers and steam hold minus 50%, minus 70%, minus 95%.

GTI, the standard bearer, the benchmark, the daddy. And think about it, a modern-day GTI would cost you £27,000. This was just £800 for a Golf GTI. It's only done 172,000 miles and it's just 25 years old. It's better. Oh, there's James. No, XR2. XR2. I— 16-valve. 16-valve? Oh yeah. See, I've gone for the coveted Mark II 8-valve

model. 8-valve? 8-valve. Oh, the comedy stickers. The thing is, James, what you have to remember is, you know, when you look at a car, how has it been treated? Who's owned it? I looked at the— literally cannot make this shit up. You were right about Eddard Stark. If he were alive, we could have used him to broker

of peace with Winterfell and Riverrun, which would have given us more time to deal with Robert's brothers. I always thought you were a stunted fool. Perhaps I was wrong. Half wrong. I'm new to strategy, but unless you want to be surrounded by 3 armies, it appears we can't stay here. No one will stay here. Ser Gregor will

head out with 500 riders. The rest of us will regroup at Harrenhal. You will go to King's Landing. What rule? You will serve as Hand of the King in my stead. You'll bring that boy king to heel, and his mother too if needs be. What do you plug it in? Nothing happens, or it does? I can't hear.

This man has been walking for 27 years to become the only person in history to walk around the entire planet with just one rule: no transport of any kind.

I've been trying. To get dramas and was even offering huge pay cuts. And they're like, no, stay in your lane, McConnell.

Ta ta ta! What was Daniel doing all those days without streaming? Do you guys think he was being visited by prostitutes? Did he explain anything?

Huh.

嗯。

嗯。

嗯。

嗯。

And you're the rom-com guy, you got that down.

Don't really have a plan, to be honest.

No plan.

嗯，啊。

Oh wow, thanks. What is Daniel hiding from us again?

Yeah.

I'm £8 up on my short.

Made £15 long, lost £3 short, and now I'm up £8 again. Pretty good. He's tanking.

Tanken. Oh, nine pounds.

Up 544 on my stocks and shares ISA.

Looking good.

BMNR is ripping. Look at BMNR. Pretty good. Up 18% this week.

Bitmine Immersion.

£40 tomorrow, £100 minus £900, minus £800 plus £400, minus £400.

Oh, hey Mommy, welcome back.

Or is everyone tuning in from

today then.

Trading 212.

Up £9.

9/11. 9/19.

Oh,

nice and warm today.

Oh,

delicious.

嗯。

Yeah.

Made

you laugh.

I win.

To the dentist in 2023 in Thailand.

嗯。

I don't really want to go to Thailand.

Doesn't interest me

anymore. Boring.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

I don't feel very cold. I'm still wearing my t-shirt.

Look, if I put a jumper on, I feel too hot.

I mean, I'm not staring at a wall. I'm looking at my computer. You guys staring at the wall.

I'm doing my day trades. I'm up £9.

I'm up, uh, £200 on BMNR, 20% up. Bitmain Immersion.

はいはいはいはい。

2 hours to go.

Yeah, I miss my old streams too.

The good old days.

What's the point putting effort when

when you get rewarded for not putting any, any effort.

Uh,

there is no incentive at all to put in any effort.

I put in a lot of effort looking for Colin.

Didn't get me any more viewers, did it?

Well, I don't want to do this long time, so suits me.

Putting all that effort for the Colin thing

didn't even get me one extra viewer.

Averaged like 80 viewers, I think, with the Colin phone stream, and I think that was my most ambitious stream I don't want social interaction. I wanted content, but it wasn't worth it, was it? Even the video flopped. 3K views.

Good. I want to kill my channel. That's the whole point. What, you think I'm doing this to bring it back alive? You think this is like my grand strategy to revitalize my channel, sitting here doing nothing?

This is the whole point.

What would I do after? I'm not telling you.

I'm not telling you anything.

I don't have any ideas for YouTube. Got zero ideas.

Making a video makes me $5. I can't be fucked.

I'm killing off the channel because it's not worth it.

It'll be like punching your face, punching yourself in the face every day to make $10, and then you start thinking, why am I doing this?

And then you get to a point where punching yourself in the face doesn't make any sense anymore.

Yeah, well, I don't want content. Content doesn't get views.

Only the wrong kind of content does, which I'm not doing anymore. So I might as well give it up whining about it, cuz I'm not doing it.

It's over.

That's all you're gonna get.

I am finished.

Yeah, who knows what would have happened if I didn't ever come to Kick. I might be in Thailand now with my 5-year Thai leave. Is that £30K in debt?

No, I'd be— I'd be £30— no, actually I'd be £40,000 in credit card debt. No, I'd be £20,000 in credit card debt and still owe my mom £19K,

cuz I would still have the original credit card debt plus £15K more debt. And then I'd sell the car for like £5K.

I have an extra £15K debt and be in Thailand trying to stream on YouTube

if I didn't come to Kick.

It's all Kick's fault, isn't it?

YouTube's dead. It's over.

Yeah, 150 viewers on YouTube

made me like $30 a stream.

That's like $900 a month.

Old Daniel's gone. It's dead.

This is new, Daniel.

No, I don't cry about YouTube anymore. I don't care anymore. I honestly don't really care anymore about

YouTube dying. Hang on a—

I don't really have regrets. Let me think.

Hmm,

I don't know, maybe I regret getting that car.

I could have got a Tesla.

I

don't know really

what to regret.

Like, what if I could change anything?

Do kind of regret getting banned on Amazon.

Could have done some Morrisons,

but if I didn't get banned for what I got banned I would have ended up streaming myself doing Morrison's and then probably get banned for streaming it. Knowing my luck,

there would have been some other reason why I got banned if it wasn't for that reason.

It was better when I just didn't say anything about it. All I've learned is that talking about stuff gets me banned, so I'm just not going to talk about anything really.

Learned my lesson.

Say nothing.

Don't care if that bores you. Good, I hope it bores you.

My mom told me move out,

get a job, give up streaming.

Doesn't sound like a bad Idea.

Take my place as head of the household, manage the estate,

revitalize it.

The estate has endless money-making opportunities. Land,

Crops, berries, apples. Sell my own apples, but I can't get them certified for organic because I don't pay £600 a month to get them certified. So if you want some apples that aren't certified as organic,

then go to my website.

Website. Beautiful Hishton favorite with a pink flush.

Delicious dessert apple from Cambridgeshire.

I can't get that damn ad out of my head.

Too bad he didn't say what his website is.

He didn't mention once what his website is a

bit of a fail.

So I can't even look up the ad because I don't remember what his company name is, just that he sells

apples that are not organic but haven't been sprayed with pesticide.

You know, this one time I was like 21, I actually— was it apples? I think I actually put a box of apples by the roadside and put a sign saying 50p per apple. No one bought them. I remember that now. I've got a box of ugly moldy looking apples from the garden, put them in a cardboard box.

I can't remember, 50p or £1, whatever. Put it by the roadside.

You see people do that sometimes, but with egg I remember someone did it with vegetables when I was on a driving lesson and we took a break to go stretch our legs at the park. And then the instructor came— I went to the toilet and then the instructor went to sit in the park and we met back

at the car. And then he came back with a bunch of weird-looking carrots and potatoes. He said, here, give this to your mum, because there was a box with vegetables being sold.

Old. He was a cool guy.

His name was Mark. It's definitely a Mark.

I wonder what he's up to these days.

God, if he could see my driving, he'd be like, Jesus, Daniel, did I teach you to drive like this?

Kind of miss Mark. He used to grill me so hard for my stupid little driving mistakes.

I remember I was trying to floor it as the traffic light went yellow. It was like, Daniel, no! And then he slammed his brakes on, everything went flying forwards. All the folders and papers inside the car. It was like, scared the shit out of me. I don't know what I was thinking. It started going yellow and I

thought, okay, I'm just gonna floor it.

I don't know, sometimes he kept saying more gas, more gas, so I said okay, more gas.

I remember when I passed my driving test, he asked me if I wanted to drive home or if he wanted me to drive us home. I said, can you drive? Because I was a bit shaky. It was the first time I saw him drive.

He looked so casual. He was like sitting there, chair really far back, arm like this. Other arm on the armrest. I thought I must look so lame when I drive because I'm like 2 hands gripping on the steering wheel, hunched over. He looked so casual. I thought, wow, he looks cool.

What do you mean you didn't think I was a rule breaker? I got— I get banned from everything because I'm a rule breaker. Why heart. Naturally, I break rules.

Yeah, I, I try and like sneakily get away with stuff.

I'm not like Irish travelers, very brazen. I'm very

sly,

like a snake,

but I get busted eventually.

Or I get away with it until I admit that I've done it and then get in trouble.

Apparently there was a 19-year-old American kid who got busted for asking ChatGPT— telling— he told ChatGPT some crime he committed, and then the police got a warrant to search his phone.

So yeah, don't ask ChatGPT stuff like,

I did this, is it illegal?

If you're on your dying bed strapped into a ventilator and stuff like that and you just admit that you murdered someone, do you think the police are going to come and lock you up? I mean, you're already in a hospital bed dying.

I'd be like, I'd be like, haha, you can't take me anywhere because if you unplug the machine, I'll be dead.

Sucker.

Knowing my luck, I get better and then they lock me up.

If Kick takes away my partner, then I'm done. I'm out of here, as the Americans say.

I'm out of here.

Might try and spam some clickbait videos on YouTube, but it's not going to make enough, is it?

Might be able to make like $1,000 a month, but not enough. I need, I need double. I need like £3,000 a month.

I need £2K minimum a month. £1,000— I mean, $1,000 a month. It's not enough.

I have to go get some shit job. That's easy enough so I don't get fired.

We need a job that's so easy even a chimpanzee could do it,

like standing in a car park selling tickets, or I don't know.

But there's just no point doing YouTube anymore. I don't get enough views.

Nothing I try gets any views. Might get lucky here and there with the tech video, but it's not sustainable. Not enough tech comes out. You get maybe one exciting new device a year, like last year was Switch 2, this year was iPhone— actually, this year was Switch

2. There's not a lot of stuff comes out that trends enough. Switch 2 was pretty trending, only got 26K views and it only made like $30.

I need nearly a million views and then that would just be a month's rent.

I don't know how to get views anymore.

And I went all out on YouTube with the drama and everything, didn't I, back then? And all it got was maximum measly 50K views per video, which is not even— it's like barely minimum wage.

You think, oh, you destroy your life, at least you're going to be rich. Well, I wasn't.

That was me going full steam with life in Japan. I was young and all that, had everything going for me, and best I could do was like 50K and then dropping down to 30 to 40K.

Not worth it. It's— I mean, the gamble, the risk is too much. Like, you gamble

making a fool of yourself and destroying everything for what?

Hoping you're going to get millions of views? You're not going to get millions of views, are you? You might get a couple hundred thousand views.

Not worth it. And then once it dries up, all the stupid fucking viewers get bored and disappear.

Appear. It's not sustainable.

But I gave it my best shot when I thought I had a chance, and it didn't work out, did it?

I mean, if I'm guaranteed a lot of money, then maybe I'll be tempted to do it, but I know it's not going to happen. And even if it does happen, it's temporary. It will last a couple months at most and then die off again.

That's why no YouTubers make their whole content about drama. It's just not sustainable

because then you need constant drama. I mean, who wants to live Like that. I don't.

Don't want to do it anymore.

Why am I here in Devon? Because I don't know what to do.

I wish I didn't end up so far away from Kent. You know how long it takes to drive home? Although Google Maps just says 4 hours 20 minutes, it does not take that much. I mean, it takes way longer than that. It's at least a 6-hour expedition with the stupid traffic and charging your car.

It took 3 hours from the charger, which is halfway. The halfway point is the charger. It took 3 hours because the stupid traffic was so slow.

God, it was so jammed. I don't know why it was so— around Stonehenge Henge gets so jammed up with idiot tourists coming to see a bunch of stupid rocks,

block up all the roads.

Don't know why they don't widen that road.

Single carriageway for miles.

No, what concerns me is not how much money I'm wasting, but how I'm not making money. I wanna, I wanna figure out how to make money because yeah, sure, I could save money.

But you can't save yourself into riches, can you?

I need to find out how to make more money, not save. I don't give a fuck about saving money. I want to know how to make more money.

Yeah, I'm going to save £1,000 when I move back with my mum.

But I want to know how to make some more money. Not— I mean, saving money is nice and everything, but it's not what my goal is.

Promise to make money, don't spend my

It's basically gambling

unless you know what you're doing very well because you got insider knowledge, also known as you're specialized in that field, which I'm not specialized in anything really.

Like, these people just set up a burger They just get a truck and then fit it with a kitchen. They sell burgers.

That's pretty ballsy. How do you know it's going to make money?

Then you need to know how to make the burger. Will you hire someone to make the burger? And then where are you going to get the beef from? You got to source the beef. And then where are you going to sell? And you need a license to sell the burgers. And then if there's any problems like food

poisoning, you to get fucked.

They're going to come— the customer's going to sue you if you poison them.

I'd end up getting sued because someone had diarrhea or something because they had a burger from my burger shack.

Food. You do not want to mess around with food. That's why these chef guys are such dicks, because they know if they screw up, they're going to jail.

That's why you got the Gordon Ramsay types. They take this stuff seriously, and they should, because I mean, they're selling food. You could literally kill someone if you don't do it properly.

I don't want that kind of responsibility.

But then any kind of service or business you do is going to have some kind of responsibility. A lot of American people that start these car washing businesses, don't they invest in a pressure washer?

Invest in a pressure washer. They buy all the cleaning stuff,

but you gotta do a good job, otherwise no one's gonna— no one's gonna hire you again.

You know what I realized recently is when I was younger, I always thought, you know, people like your boss or your manager, people in power, like, they're such dicks, constantly nagging you, bitching about how you do stuff. But now I realize everyone in like a managerial position are like that because if they aren't, they could go to

jail for negligence. And I've recently realized how fucking easy it is to go to jail, and you can't just say, whoops, I didn't know.

Any job where you're any modicum of responsibility and you fuck up, you could go to jail.

Like you accidentally kill someone or accidentally poison someone, or you accidentally accidentally caused an accident where someone died, go to jail.

I've always been very blasé about jail, thinking, how the hell do people go to jail unless they rob a bank or something? There's so many things you could mess up in life and accidentally go to jail.

Everyone's just scared shitless that they're going to go to

jail. Now I realize why when you get a job, your boss and stuff, they're dicks, because they have to be, because it's their neck on the line.

And streaming and filming stuff, such a liability.

I don't think people realize when they're just chatting to their friends or family in confidentiality behind closed doors, people probably don't realize how much stuff they're saying that could actually get them in trouble.

Well, if you see a camera rolling, I mean, you should be, be scared.

I used to be very blasé about the whole thing, you know, like, what, what could I possibly say that's going to get me into trouble. It's just sounds coming out my mouth. It's crazy, just sounds coming out your mouth can get you in trouble, isn't it?

I just thought, I'm not doing anything, like I'm just sitting in my room, how can I get in trouble? But then I get in trouble.

Let's think, oh, I'm not Vitaly, I'm not Johnny Smiley.

How naive.

Literally anything get you in trouble,

like parking 1 centimeter onto a double yellow line get you a parking fine.

And yeah, you should be scared.

Countless numbers of agencies and bureaus

out there to make a buck finding you. They're like sharks, they sniff out the blood in the water and they come for you.

You got money, they're gonna find a way to find it out of you.

Why'd I put up a curtain? Because it keeps the heat inside,

otherwise the heat goes out the windows.

Well, once I've lost Kick, I only have 2 choices really.

It's either move back in with my mum or get a job here.

And as you know how I always avoid having to get a job,

I think if I have Kick, it's fine. I can stay here.

But without kick, I'm fucked.

Do you think there's ever been people who,

who were business starters, like they had their own business, but they ended up just getting a job because it was too much stress owning a business and running a business, and they went back to just being an employee.

Bet there's been a lot of people like that.

I just wish I could do something cool. I don't want to work in Tesco or petrol station.

You know, it'd be nice if someone says, oh, what do you do for a living? And I can answer them with pride

and not shame or hiding it.

What do I consider cool? I don't know.

Stock investor.

Day trader.

But I think most people frown upon that. They think it's gambling.

I think investing just in the stock market, it brings back memories of the Lehman Brothers crash. I think most British people remember that very well. Remembered hearing things like, oh, stock market investors lost all their money, people jumped out of windows. After losing all the investments.

I think it really put a bad taste in people's mouths.

I bet loads of people thinking, oh, thank God I never touched stocks. Oh, that's why I never invest. Look what happened to Lehman Brothers.

Like they pick the one biggest catastrophic event in stock history and then they're like, oh, because of that, thank God I never touched it.

And then they ignore the fact that the market is up thousands of percentage points in human history. That's how the rich stay rich.

The only investment normal people are willing to put in is buying a house or education.

What if my dad did have stocks but he just never told anyone?

He wasn't a gambling person. So I really doubt he had any.

Don't you think like the death people would bring it up? Would they know? Like if I died and I never told anyone, how would you know that I've got stocks?

Maybe my dad had a Trading 212 account.

Maybe he was buying Bitcoin. Who knows? That's my dad buying Bitcoin. Maybe he's been buying it since 2006.

No,

I think my dad should be really negative about it.

It was very old-fashioned, like just work for a company all your life, get a pension, buy a house, fix it up,

and then have savings. I think he had like $100K savings eaten away by inflation.

嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯。

I used to have this— I used to feel like I had this special power

where I could just post a video and conjure money out of nowhere.

Nowhere. Like this print money button, almost like you press that upload button, basically it's a print money button, isn't it?

At 50,000 suckers willing to watch everything you put out,

you just press that upload, within 24 hours

Made at least $100 after 3 days. I made a couple hundred dollars

just shitting out rubbish videos.

Feels like you got this superpower and then one day it's gone.

嗯哼。

嗯。

Hi, my name is Liz Gallagher and I'm going to play Mrs. Fletcher. I'm very happy to be here.

15 minutes bedtime.

嗯哼，嗯哼，嗯哼。哎呦！

嗯。

It's Amazon Prime Day tomorrow, isn't it? I wonder if my computer parts will come down in price. Get that gaming computer,

play some Civ V.

My total is at £2,780. Ryzen 7 9800X, the Corsair PSU 1000 watts, Wi-Fi 7 motherboard,

RTX 5080 quad fan.

64 gigabytes of RAM.

How do I get Windows?

Don't I have to boot it onto a USB stick? So I got to get USB stick as well.

Well, I'm gonna go into bed. Good night.