[2025-02-26] sad and alone once again... [5M5LNGRee1c]

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I'm just braising some beef. I need to

It's like a piece of rubber, I think. Oh

my God,

stupid mic stand, it won't clip on

properly.

Um, yeah, the beef is like rubber. I think

it's gonna take another few hours, but

it's already 7. I want my dinner.

I didn't realize it was so tough. It's

just lean diced beef.

It's so tough. I've been braising it for

about an hour and it's still like rubber.

So I guess I'll stream whilst I wait. I

was gonna have the steak, but then I

realized Oh crap, the diced beef is

actually going off today, so I gotta eat

it and it's going brown.

So I had a good day today,

easy round, easy route, finished it in

like 3 hours, went pretty well apart

from one little thing where I I thought

I was supposed to go that way, but the map

was pointing the other way, and then I

ended up going around in a big circle.

Yeah, I gotta eat the salmon quickly too.

That's the problem with buying too much

food all at once. But the salmon says it's

good until March 2nd, and it wasn't frozen

in the store, it was just in the cooling

bit. So my boss said Starting

from next week, he thinks he can get me a

double shift every other day. Not every

day. So I think he was saying Monday,

Wednesday, Friday, I would do a double

shift because I'll be doing my own route

and I'll also be helping this other woman

do it. I'd be like sharing a route with

this other woman. So because she's

just like a part-timer, So I'm— I

guess it's good because I'll make more

money, but I'm just wondering if it's

actually gonna be really tough. He said

it won't be hard, it'll be easy because

he'll give me the 2 routes that are much

easier than the one I'm doing.

So Tuesday and Thursday I would just do

one shift. Making about £75, £80.

And then Monday, Tuesday, Monday,

Wednesday, Friday, I do a double shift

making, he said, £120. So I make £120

3 times and then £80 2 times.

Have I ever done a double shift for

Amazon? I did during December. I was doing

back-to-back blocks like

3.5-hour finish that in like 2 hours, go

home for lunch, and then head back out

again at 5 PM, do another 3.5-hour block.

I didn't— the thing I didn't like about

Amazon was you can't choose when you

start. You end up starting too late at

like 1 or 5, and then you're driving

around in the dark, and you have like,

um, so you finish the first block and then

you gotta wait like 2 or 3 hours until you

can start the next block. Whereas with

this job, you can go in as early as you

can and then just pick up all the parcels

if you can. And if you can't, then just

pick up as many as you can, deliver them,

and then come back to pick up the rest.

And then you can finish at like 2, 3 PM.

But then you got to start early. So

tomorrow I'm going to start trying to wake

up earlier. He said it'd be better if I

came in a bit earlier, like 8 AM. Which

I'm a bit— I was kind of enjoying showing

up at 10 AM. Now I'm gonna have to wake up

at 7, get ready, and leave around

7:45 to get there at 8.

Recently I've been, I've been going at 8—

no, no, I've been waking up at 8 and then

leaving about 9:30 or 9:40.

I hate waking up at 7. It's just you

always want to just stay in bed at 7,

don't you, for a bit longer.

If I wake up at 8 or 9, I feel like,

yeah, I'm ready to get up. Now I don't eat

breakfast, but I packed a sandwich, put it

in tin foil, put it in the car.

Did I apologize to Sunny? Yeah, I did,

and all she said was, thanks for the

apology. I suppose, but the damage has

been done.

So sounds like she hasn't accepted my

apology. So yeah, I could make 120

times 3 plus 80 times 2.

That is £520

a week. A week.

In a month I made £2,080 plus my YouTube

and some PayPals. I've made £3,000

in a month. If I still get my Chinese

sponsorship, I make like £3,200 in a

month. That's insane. I never made so much

money.

And then minus my expenses,

I still got like $1,300 net left over.

That'd be crazy.

It's still a bit annoying to think that

I'm working so much and all I'm netting is

$1,300 instead of like the whole $3,000.

I thought you made more when you were

smashing YouTube. Yeah, for like 2 months

in 2018 when I went viral.

Yeah, so I think I can do it. He said the

routes are really easy, it's just around

the little town and they're much easier

than what I'm doing now, because what I'm

doing now is like a mixture of a tiny

village and farms and rural area, like

cottages in the woods, which, you know,

it takes like 10 minutes to get there and

then 10 minutes to get to the next

cottage. So you're very slow delivering

one by one compared to like smashing out

15 parcels on the same little housing

block. Yeah, shut up about taxes,

whatever. I'm probably going to have to

pay like 2,000 £500 in taxes next January.

What, you don't think I've got £2,500 in

savings by next January? Get real.

So I made £1,300 net doing

this double shift idea, and that gives me

10 months until next January. I made like

£13,000, add my stocks I'll

have £18,000.

I can pay off all my debts and pay

off my mum, and then I'll pay off the

credit card and then the Amazon card,

IKEA loan, and I've got £4,700 in

my emergency fund.

Double shift, don't they call that

full-time? Well, I thought doing one shift

was full-time. I thought delivering like

80 parcels was full-time, but it's taken

me 2-3 hours to deliver about 70 parcels.

So no, that's not full-time. Full-time is

doing a double shift.

Which is like 150 parcels

maybe. I can't believe back in my mum's

house I was saying, oh, I can't— I don't

know how those Amazon Prime van people do

it. Imagine delivering 150, 200 parcels in

a day. That's insane. And now look at me.

Next week I'm going to be delivering like

160 parcels.

I reckon I could do— because he said the

other woman, she finishes in like 2 hours

doing one route. So I'd do that and then

I'll come back to pick up another bunch of

parcels, another 2 or 3 hours. It'd be

like 5 hours driving delivery work and

then maybe 2 hours sorting and packing.

So it's like 7 hours work really a day.

So yeah, full-time basically. Made £120

every— every— no, £120 for

3 days and £80 for 2 days,

5 days a week. I'm gonna be rich.

I'm gonna be so loaded. This debt's gonna

get smashed.

Yeah, and I think I'm gonna send this

phone back. Don't really need it because I

used the S10 Plus and the S10 Plus

actually lasted the whole shift. It got

down to 15% and I had a few parcels left,

so I plugged it in. So I could do it on

the S10 Plus, and also the S10 Plus was a

lot quicker. Like, opening the camera,

taking the picture, pressing done was much

quicker than doing it on this phone for

some reason. I think it's because the

Snapdragon— or I don't know, I think that

has an Exynos chip— it's just better than

this weird MediaTek Dimensity CPU,

which is like some weird off-brand CPU.

What is that brick? It's my new phone.

It's so good. You know how nice it is

bringing your phone up to sleep and then

you wake up in the morning and it's not

dead like the stupid iPhone is? I hated

it. I want to doom scroll a little bit

before I wake up, my iPhone's dead.

Yeah, I did a do not buy video, so I'm

going to send it back. Probably I might

try using it again. The main problem with

it is when I've got to take a photo of the

parcel and it just seems to lag in the app

and it slows me down.

I wonder if like the newest iPhone or

Samsungs would do it really quickly. Kind

of tempted to test out, find out what the

best phone is for my job.

Yeah, but I think the S10 Plus is fine.

I've got a magnetic case coming for

it on Sunday so I can just attach it to

the MagSafe and it will wirelessly charge.

And I got this other problem when I write

down the drop number On the box, it

started raining a little bit and the water

just melted the ink because I got a gel

pen. So I ordered these waterproof

permanent markers. So I'm

just trying to optimize the best I can

because it really slowed me down because I

numbered it all up and then I went back to

it and the numbers were melted off.

I got these permanent paint

marker pens.

Quick-dry waterproof paint pens for rock

painting, ceramic mug painting.

I wonder if it actually works.

You don't want to get that on your face.

It's never coming off.

Why do you— why do we only know the real

names of Japanese girlfriends but you

still hide everyone else's name to this

day? Mida, Sunny, Essex Girl, Turkish

Girl. Mida's real name was Mishayla,

I think, or was it Michaela? Mishayla,

something like that. Obviously I can't say

Sunny's name for obvious reasons. Essex

Girl's real name was Lei.

L-E-I. Turkish girl's name, I actually

forgot. I honestly don't remember her

name. And I bet you don't know all the

Japanese girlfriends' names. Okay, what's

the single mother girlfriend's name?

What's the chlamydia girlfriend's name?

What's the married, um,

self-harm burn scar married woman Japanese

woman's name?

Pia's real name is Pia.

It's not even a fake name.

Why can't you tell us Sunny's real name?

Because she doesn't want people to know

her name.

And I respect people's privacy whilst

I'm with them. After a few years, it's all

fair game. That's what you get for

dumping me.

Uh, my rubbery beef is starting to get

a bit softer. It's been about an hour and

10 minutes. I think it's going to take

nearly 3 hours. That means I won't have

dinner until 9 PM. I should have really

started early. I forgot how long it takes

to braise beef.

I'm gonna make curry, but I need my beef

to be softer. You're taking this

breakup quite easily. Well, to be honest,

this is like the 6th time she's broken up

with me. So at this point, I just feel

like, why take

anything she says seriously? How many

times have you broken up with me? Like,

at least every month when I was living at

my mum's house, she would be like— she

would send these massively long texts

saying, oh, I don't think it's a good idea

for us to see each other. It's just going

to end in pain. She used to say that like

5 times last year.

So you kind of just become numb to

it after it's happened. Obviously, if it

was like any other relationship, I would

be devastated because, you know, normal

people don't keep saying, I want to break

up with you, and then don't break up with

you. Usually people say, I want to break

up with you, and then they break up with

you and you never see them again.

The only other exception was Mila when she

said that one time we should not see each

other, and then she changed her mind.

But anyway, I'm just excited about my new

job. I think I'm getting good at it.

I feel like it's pretty easy and the

money's good, and if I can do full-time,

I'm gonna make so much freaking money.

And it's so easy. I just got to iron out a

few more problems, like the rain melting

my pen numbers, my phone

dying and not being the best is a bit of a

problem, but I think this S10+ should be

able to handle it. iPhone, definitely too

small of a battery.

Just thinking what else I can get. Hmm.

I reckon I box this up and take it to the

post office tomorrow because there's a

post office. I go up and down past the

post office when I'm doing my delivery

anyway, so could have—

I could have taken it back today.

It's always so awkward. Sometimes I've got

to take a parcel to the post office and

Because it's been diverted there by the

customer. And then I've got to explain to

the woman. I don't know. I think I just

walk in there and she knows what I want,

but she seems really confused. She's like,

okay, so what are you doing? Are you

dropping it off? Are you a courier? Are

you sending it?

All those things. I'm just

Bring your parcel because a customer is

going to come and collect it.

I don't see why that's confusing.

What else am I there for? I said I'm

a driver. I need a uniform, really.

Get a fake Royal Mail post office uniform.

I get an Amazon Flex jacket.

So I guess I'll go to that post office and

I'll just say I'm returning my Doogee.

What's wrong with the Doogee? It's just a

bit slow when I'm like flicking through

the app and trying to take a photo and

stuff like that. It just doesn't seem very

snappy. The S10+ is snappier.

Drivers can post out, collect, drop off.

Well, obviously I'm not gonna collect

because I came in with a parcel.

I just don't see what else it could be

apart from— there's only one thing it can

be. It's I'm dropping off a parcel

so a customer can come and collect it.

What else is it gonna be for? I keep

thinking, why don't I just take the parcel

to the address that's on the box. Why am I

taking it to the post office? I was

literally at the place where the box is

addressed to, but the app is telling me to

drop it off at the post office. It's

weird. What if I just ignore that and take

it to the house? I was literally at the

house earlier, where the house is.

And also, I did this thing where you can

organize the route by postcode, so I put

the start postcode the furthest one away,

and obviously the end postcode would be

nearest to my house. So that way, I don't

want to like deliver, deliver, deliver,

deliver, and then the last one is the

furthest one, then I drive all the way

home. I'd rather start the furthest away

and then deliver, deliver, deliver,

deliver, work my way back towards my

house. So then when I'm doing my last

deliveries, those are like on the

outskirts of the town, and then after

those I just go home. It's a nice way of

doing it, I think.

Genius.

Thursday, tomorrow. So Thursday and

Friday, he said I don't have to come on

Saturday, but what if I want to come?

What else am I gonna do? Like, sit in my

house being bored?

I start getting all depressed and stuff

when I'm just in my house all day. I stand

in the conservatory and I just stare out

into the window thinking, what am I doing?

Or I end up browsing Amazon and buying

useless junk like this phone. And I

dropped the phone and I got a little

scratch on the screen protector.

Hopefully they don't notice.

The problem is it's so heavy and kind of—

it's a bit top-heavy. You end up

accidentally dropping it more than you

would drop a normal phone just because

it's like It's too big. I think they

should just made it smaller, like a 5-inch

display. Why is it 6.6?

Dude, play video

games whole day. I don't play video games

anymore, it bores me. I don't want to play

video games, I want to go out there and

make money. Maybe I'll just go out and do

Uber Eats if they don't give me— if they

say you don't have to come in, I might

just go out and do Uber Eats. I'm like

addicted to money now. Games are boring.

You sit there doing the thing all day,

you don't get anything out of it. Just get

finger cramp and your eyes start going

blurry.

I can't be bothered making videos anymore.

They make no money. I'd rather just go out

and deliver some McDonald's.

Last video made like $10.

I'm feeling like I keep doing delivery

work and then work my way up to getting a

van, and then I can just chuck all the

parcels in there without having to go back

to the pickup spot. That's like level

up, next, next level delivery,

level 20 delivery man.

Yeah, maybe I'll rent a van for a few

days, see what it's like.

Peugeot electric van.

Because I'm gonna have to keep going back,

because when I do my 2, my 2 routes,

obviously I can't fit 160 parcels in my

car.

If you make so much money from the new

job, why don't you move back to your

mum's? Because then I can't do the new

job. I have to be here to do the new job.

What do you mean? And this place is way

better than Maidstone. It's so easy.

Country roads, little villages. In

Maidstone, you gotta go on the motorways,

all these big towns, big intersections.

Massive roundabouts. Driving here is a

piece of cake. You just have to be a bit

careful on the country lanes.

Go, go like 20 miles per hour on some of

them because they're really tight. It's

not gig work. I'm working for a company

where I've got a shot Monday to Friday.

It's not like Uber Eats or Just Eats where

you just switch on and off whenever you

want. If I just get lazy,

I'm like, I don't want to come in

tomorrow, next day, they'd get pissed.

They'd probably like replace me or

No, I haven't seen any chavs here. I feel

like Chavs are just a Kent thing.

Everyone here is really nice. Even the

kids are really nice. I haven't

come across anyone saying like rude stuff

because I'm Asian. I've seen kids go

by and they don't say anything. I feel

like if it was Mason, they go, oh,

chinky, stupid idiots.

Ken is horrible. And maybe in

Plymouth, the next— I don't know what

people are like there, but in the little

towns and villages in the countryside,

everyone seems really nice.

Yeah, quite like it here, to be honest. I

feel like I found a job that I quite enjoy

doing. It's nice to make good money. It's

just a bit sad that you because my

expenses are so high, I'm not going to be

able to keep most of the money.

But that's what living in a house

requires.

Also, my car obviously eats into my income

a lot.

I feel like Devon is kind of like the—

what England would be like if it was like

Japan. Do you know what I mean?

It feels more like the true Britishness

still remains in

parts of the country like this place.

Everyone's just so angry in Kent. Like,

you get horned at, people yell at you out

of the window, learn to fucking drive.

People are just horrible around the

Maidstone area. Driving around Maidstone

always made me nervous. Get some idiot in

a Mini Cooper horning at you.

Although I did get horned at a couple of—

a week ago when I went to pick up Sunny.

And then he was like following me, and

then he horned at me again as he overtook.

So yeah, I guess sometimes there's still

dicks, but a lot less.

I didn't even do anything wrong. It was a

roundabout. I slowed down. I basically

came to a stop at the roundabout to

double-check. I looked to my right because

I'm taking the first left. I looked to my

right, nothing, nothing on the roundabout,

nothing coming. I start doing my turn.

Out of nowhere, I see headlights in my

rear mirror and he starts horning at me.

He must have been going really fast and

just appeared out of nowhere.

If no one is on the roundabout, then why

should I have to give way? You only give

way to the people on the roundabout, not

people who can't even be seen coming

towards the roundabout. I was already on

the roundabout before he got to the

roundabout, so it was my right of way.

Kent has nice places too. Yeah, basically

anywhere away from Maidstone and Chatham

are nice.

Barested, Harrietsham, Headcorn,

Canterbury is quite nice. But the

randomness of Amazon Flex means that you

don't know where you're going to get sent.

I've always wanted a job where you always

know where you're going to get sent and it

was the same every day and it's not going

to be like all random.

I hate, I hate randomness. I like

predictability. I like to know what I'm

doing tomorrow. I hated

Amazon Flex because it would give you so

much anxiety going up to the warehouse,

walking up to the cage, you scan it and

you're like, fingers crossed, please not

Chatham, please not Gillingham,

please not Rochester. Rochester's

horrible.

I love my job now. I literally deliver

around the same roads. I've basically

memorized the whole village now,

apart from a few houses I keep getting

caught out thinking, shouldn't the house

be here? Why is it numbered 1, 2, 3— no,

it's numbered 1, 2, 3,

4, 5, 6, like a really weird order.

Wow, well, the beef's actually

chewable now. Before it was like a bit of

rubber. I think another hour,

starting to get soft.

So yeah, I was saying, some of the way the

houses are ordered make no sense, and I

get really confused. I walk round and

I don't understand the ordering number.

It should go 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. Why does it

go 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 like that?

I was looking all the way around for

number 4.

What do you mean £1,300 a month delivers

packages in a village?

Why would they be ashamed? People don't

look at postmen and think, oh, what a

loser. Everyone respects the postman.

No, the way the numbers keep changing

by going across the street— and

also it's not £1,300, it's £1,900

doing part-time, and then it

would be like £2,800 doing full-time.

I'm kind of going to do semi-full-time.

He said, would I be up for sharing a route

with this other woman? And we do every

other day full, full-time.

Yeah. Why do they do odds and evens? Why

is it 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 on that side and then

2, 4, 6? What is the point? Why not just

put 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11,

12, 13, 14, 15 like that?

I haven't even checked the stock market.

How's gold doing? Oh, gold's doing well,

up 2% today.

Don't even need gold anymore, got my job

Yeah, so, um, but there's no point getting

too comfy with my route because they're

going to take me off it and put me onto a

different one. Which they say is easier,

but to be honest, I don't really find this

one hard, and this one seems to pay more.

I'm not sure because it's considered

rural, so I get paid more per parcel,

whereas the one they want to put me onto

is residential, so it'd be easier.

No cottages in the woods.

And farms.

Maybe that's better, I'm not sure. I have

done the route that they want to

put me on. When I first started, I was

doing just 40 parcels, and then they took

me off it and told me not to come in until

next week. And then he changed his mind,

said, actually, could you do this very

small village instead? So I

have done it before. And it was really

easy. I finished it in under 2 hours doing

40 parcels.

Have I thought about prop firm trading?

That's what my sister's husband's doing

now. Isn't it shady? I don't really

understand what it is. It just sounds like

a scam. It's like I

heard Traveling Trader talk about it.

It's like you, you sign up and then you

pass a test to show that you know how to

trade, and then they give you money to

trade with,

and then you trade the money and then you

keep a percentage of it. But then what if

you just lose their money? Aren't they

going to be mad? Just sounds like a scam

to me. It's like pyramid scheme or

Yeah, my sister's husband, he used to work

for the investing app I use, and then

he quit the job there, and then he like

started his own thing, and he was,

he was like, why don't you start prop

trading? Uh, no thanks,

I already lost enough doing day trading.

I don't like day trading. I think it's

stupid. I mean, if you really get into it,

I'm sure you can become good at it, but

it's just so boring. It's difficult

and boring. My job is boring but easy,

and you can't really lose money doing my

job unless you crash your car or

something. I think I've got a

higher chance of losing money on the stock

market than I do of crashing my car.

I am actually surprised I haven't crashed

my car. I've survived how long?

I got my car in September. That was 3,

it's like 5, only 5 months ago I got my

car. All I've done was I scratched the

door. No, I haven't had a crash. What are

you talking about? I just scratched the

door. No, my tire seems fine now.

It stopped beeping. It's like it healed

itself. Or maybe so much mud got crammed

into the hole and then it dried and it's

like plugged up the hole. I haven't had to

pump my tire in ages.

I hate trading. It's boring

apart from when it feels good, like an

addiction, dopamine. And that's scary.

And then when you lose money, it's so

depressing and then you get so mad and

it is so nerve-wracking. It's like you buy

and then it goes up 2% and it goes down

5%. Oh, it's up 6%.

I hate day trading. I like slow trading

where you invest money over a period of

time to reduce your risk,

and then you're not expecting it to go up

10% in a day. You're expecting to hold

it between 6 to 12 months, and then if it

goes down 20%, you add a bit more.

So I prefer slow-motion trading, not

fast-paced 1-minute timescale.

Oh, 30 seconds has gone up 20%.

I don't like that style of trading.

It seems like a cool idea, like, oh, you

sit here, look at the lines go up and

down, and you buy here and you sell there.

Seems like a cool idea. You can do it

anywhere in the world, you can't get

fired. It's just,

it's too difficult for me.

I just, I can't do the candlestick

patterns and the moving averages.

It's just so boring. I don't like

At 36, should be putting 17%

of your income into a pension. How about

I put it up your backside?

I don't have a pension. I will have

investments and assets which I will start

rebuilding after I paid off my debt.

Or I might start rebuilding it and pay off

the debt at the same time, put like a

couple hundred at the end of the month

back into my stock portfolio.

Daniel will be 60 still driving around for

a living. Well, if that's true, I would

make so much money. That'll be what,

24 years? Damn, I'm gonna be 60 in 24

years. Holy crap,

that is scary when you say it like that.

I'm gonna be old, gray hair.

24 years and then I make like 13k net.

I have 300k.

And if I invest whatever I make over those

24 years compounded in the market,

it's just sad. I can't, I can't get a

girlfriend and keep a girlfriend. You

notice how basically every girl ends up

leaving me. Because of my personality.

Apart from Chihiro and Fasta, I guess they

wanted to be with me, but I ended up

destroying the relationship.

I don't have the patience to deal with

relationship nonsense. I got shit

to deal with, like making money, cleaning

my house, cooking my dinner, braising my

I gotta worry about how am I gonna clean

my socks and underwear. That's what I'm

worried about.

Bigger things to worry about than, oh,

he doesn't care about me.

How about, how do I not get fungus in my

socks? That's what I'm worried about.

So I'm thinking maybe I get one

of those portable washers, but then,

oh, I don't know, I really don't want to

get a big washing machine and then I've

got to get rid of it when I leave.

Go to a night shift. Yeah, I'll do a

double shift at my job, deliver 150

parcels, and then I'll go do Uber Eats for

dinner. Probably make like £200 a day and

then burn out

and become really depressed. Imagine I did

that though, I'd make £5,000 a month.

So if you're that crazy, you could do it,

I guess. Wake up in the morning, do double

shift, 150 parcels, have lunch, head back

out like 6 PM for the dinner, Uber Eats,

come home, stream a couple hours, get 6

hours sleep. That'll be insane.

How much money I'll lose by ditching all

the stuff I bought? Well, I would ditch

the big stuff like the sofa and the bed.

That's about £700. I didn't really

need the bed. I only got the bed because

of Sunny. Otherwise, I would have just

slept on the futon. Probably wouldn't have

gotten the sofa as well, so it is a bit

annoying. But I didn't really want to sit

on the floor when she was over.

I guess it's quite nice to have a raised

bed, but I think I would have been fine

sleeping on a futon.

Yeah, but even if I got a futon and I took

it home, I wouldn't use it because I got a

bed at home. I wouldn't use any of this

stuff if I got home. I already got all

this stuff at home, although I do like my

air fryer more than the one at home.

If I went home, I'd just go grind Uber

Eats. Well, I might try and get a similar

job to what I have now, but in Kent where

they can give me a local delivery route,

because surely they've got the same thing

in Kent. I don't see why they wouldn't,

because then I— they would probably just

make me deliver around Harrietsham,

Lenham, maybe Bicester.

Yeah, I would make way more money if I

just did Uber Eats or got a delivery job

at my mum's house, because then I

wouldn't— my only expenses would be like

£400 for my car insurance, my car monitor.

So I'd probably be able to net double

the money. But you know,

living here, I got a house.

That's like the only thing I can brag

about. Yeah, I got a house.

Wow. When I basically just sit in the same

room all the time.

I don't even know if I'm still with Sunny.

She hasn't removed me from her Steam

family, so maybe that's a sign.

I think my house, this one I'm renting,

is so much nicer than probably 70%

of the places I deliver to.

Am I privileged to be able to live here?

Gotta check on my beef.

People said, why not just get a 20K, 30K

MA H portable charger or charge

your phone in your car. They just don't

get it, do they?

Because on that one day where it rained a

lot, water got in my charging port and I

couldn't charge my phones at all.

That was why I bought that big phone,

because I had a nightmare experience where

I couldn't charge my phones because of

water. So I thought, I need a phone

where I don't need to charge it during my

Everything got soaked. The phone got all

wet. The water dripped down and got into

This phone's cool because look,

it's got a little plug where

the hole is, waterproof. Look at that,

that's so cool.

So You don't even need to— you don't— I

mean, it's not necessary because you don't

even have to charge it. I could probably

do 5 workdays without having to charge

But I realize, hmm, I can finish

a shift using my S10 Plus. Without

charging it. And once I get the

magnetic case for it, I'll be able to use

my wireless charging car mount.

This is not a top-of-the-range phone,

it's a budget phone. It costs £400.

It's not a, not a top-of-the-range phone

at all.

IPhone, terrible. Would not recommend

iPhone Minis, terrible battery

life. The S— I can't believe the S10 Plus

is still— because the S10 Plus was a

flagship phone back in its day. This is

the equivalent of the S25 Ultra.

This was a damn good phone back in 2018.

This is the S10 Plus. It's got 2x

optical zoom,

4,500mAh battery. This was the shittest

iPhone out of the iPhone 12 range.

Doesn't even have optical zoom.

So it's kind of cool how this 2018

top-of-the-range flagship beats the 2020

crappiest iPhone. I think you're better

off getting like iPhone 15 Pro Max or even

14 if you want a better phone that's

cheap. Change the battery?

What, on the iPhone? It's still a really

small battery. It's 2,200 milliamps. It's

rubbish. I need 5,000 milliamps.

It really makes the job hard when it

rains. Everything gets soaked.

Oh, it's horrible. And then your ordering

system gets all messed up because you

start panicking and you're like, oh,

quick, quick, quick. And then sometimes

you run out of space in the place where

you want to put stuff in order, so you

have to like randomly stuff things in

places that they shouldn't be in. And then

you forget later, you know, oh crap,

where's number 21? And then you realize,

oh, I stuffed it in the back seat because

I ran out of room in the front seat.

It's really annoying.

Sometimes you don't have the luxury of

being able to slowly organize it because

everything's getting soaked.

I still— I don't know if I want to send

this back. Hmm,

I think the S10+ should be good enough,

although it is nice knowing that you never

have to worry about battery with this.

Maybe I'll experiment for a few more days.

I might use this tomorrow because my

magnet case for the S10+ doesn't come

until Sunday.

I have a whole month until I have to

return that thing, just as long as I don't

break it.

S10 Plus plus back cover plus battery.

Yeah, so I got the magnetic case for the

S10 Plus coming, so that means I could

attach a portable battery bank on the back

of it, and that would be cheaper than the

£400 rugged phone.

How much do I make a month now? According

to my calculations, I'm gonna make £3,000

a month because I'm doing part-time

2 days a week, full-time 3 days a week

starting next week.

So that's like £510 a week. Plus my

YouTube, plus some PayPal, plus my Chinese

sponsorship, I made like $3,168 a month.

Minus my expenses, I got $1,400

net left over.

Better check my beef.

That was close.

All the water evaporated, it started

frying in the pot. Look, it's been

about 2 hours braising.

Ooh, fuck,

quite soft. I think it still needs another

hour.

Mm, to be honest, it's good like that.

I just think it could be a bit softer.

I didn't put any seasoning because I'm

gonna put it in a curry.

If I get popular again, I don't really

think that's gonna happen.

I need some crazy topic like why

PewDiePie Doesn't deserve Marzia.

He would be an incel without YouTube. I'm

gonna make some stupid story like that.

I just— I can't be bothered. This is so

juvenile.

Yeah,

hair's getting a bit long, especially at

the back. Starting to become a rat tail.

Give it a month maybe, and then I'll just—

I'll cut it all off. It's just easier to

cut when it's longer because then I just

go shear it off like shearing a lamb.

Yeah, I don't know if my Chinese sponsor

is gonna pay me again next month, £158,

to spam out Path of Exile 2 videos.

I'm just looking forward until I get my

first paycheck. It's gonna be sweet.

I reckon I'm gonna get like £1,000

by the time it's payday because I haven't

worked a full month yet before the payday

starts, I think.

So I don't— so I used my YouTube money. I

got paid by YouTube £700 a couple days

ago. I was gonna use that for rent, but I

ended up using it to pay off the credit

card, and now I've got no money. I've got

minus £5 in my bank account, so I'm hoping

I can use my delivery job money because

I've done about— I've done a week of work

now. I should have made about £400. So I

do another week, I should make another

500. I should have the money

for rent next

week and

I pay

off the 900— 900 Oh my god, it's like 2

weeks of working just to pay my landlord.

All my hard-earned money just so I have

this house.

And then the other 2 weeks of work plus

YouTube would be like £2,000, so I get to

keep 60% of that

after food and bills.

Reddit trolls will report you. Well,

they've already— probably already reported

me to every delivery company in Devon.

Why would you not? There's probably not

that many delivery companies here. It's

probably like 15. You can just copy and

paste the same email to every single one

of them. It wouldn't be hard. So you

can't really worry about that because it's

probably already happened. And, um,

yeah, I'm a bit worried, like, I might do

a bad job. I'm trying to knock on every

single door and try

my best not to deliver to the wrong house.

I didn't have any problems with Amazon

Flex until I videoed my mum,

although there were a few times when my

account fell to like at-risk rating

because Amazon Flex is really

Amazon Flex is so stupidly strict. Like,

you accidentally deliver to the wrong

house and the customer says they didn't

get a parcel, your standings will go from

100% down to like 50%,

which is for missing 2 parcels. And then

it will take a month of grinding it to get

back up to 100%,

or I

don't know, you deliver it late

by like 10 minutes and then you'll get a

late warning and then your standing drops.

I used to freak out so much about my

standing. It would drop— my standing

dropped dangerously low, probably like 3

times at Amazon Flex.

I don't know what happened. Did someone

steal the parcel? Did I accidentally

deliver to the wrong place? Did customer

line.

Amazon is hard to work for.

They are very strict. You get sent on shit

routes half the time. You can't even

be 5 minutes late to the depot or else you

get a you were late warning,

and then they ban you for the stupidest

And, and they also limit how much you can—

you can't do full-time work for Amazon

Flex. They limit you to part-time, which

means you're only allowed to get 26

hours worth of work from Amazon Flex per

week because they don't want to deal with

the legal mumbo-jumbo of being responsible

for full-time workers, because if you have

full-time workers, you're obligated to

give them sick pay and stuff like that.

So I can do full-time work with my

delivery company, so I'd be able to make

way more than I made on Flex.

I feel like getting banned on Flex—

because if I didn't get banned on Flex, I

would be doing Flex here and I would be

hating it. I would be like, oh, they sent

me to Plymouth again, I got lost and then

fined in the bus lane. Bet you anything if

I wasn't banned on Amazon Flex, that's— I

would be thinking Amazon Flex is the best

thing to be doing. And then I would be

hating it. I'd hate doing Amazon Flex for

the same reasons I hated doing it in Kent.

It's because they will send you to the

cities and I'll just be miserable.

I feel like getting banned on it was

probably meant to be because now

I found this other delivery job where I

feel like it's better than Amazon Flex in

almost every single way. You can work

full-time, you got the reliability of

Knowing what route you can do every day.

You never get sent to the city.

I don't know if Amazon Flex pays you more.

So for a 4-hour block,

you would probably deliver about 30 to 40

parcels and get paid £66, and that would

take probably 3 hours. With my

company, um, I would have to

deliver about 70 parcels. So yeah, you

have to deliver more, but I get those done

in 3 hours, same as a 4-hour Amazon

block, and I get paid like £75, £80,

which is more than a 4-hour block on

Amazon. I'll stop asking, is it before or

after tax? Obviously It's

before tax. Why would I be saying— how

can you calculate after tax?

You can't calculate how much you're going

to pay on tax for every individual bit

of money you make. You've got to add it

all up at the end of the year, and then

you minus stuff like business expenses and

the tax-free allowance, and then it's

20% of that.

No, £66 is before tax for

Amazon. Oh, the app doesn't show you how

much you're getting paid after tax because

they don't know everyone's individual tax

situation. It will just say £66 because

that's how much you're gonna get sent to

your bank account. Everyone gets the same

and it's up to you to file your own taxes.

And then maybe you get benefits, maybe you

get deductions. They only

remove the tax when you get paid, when

you're actually employed at a company and

they do a payslip and then it will say in

the payslip minus whatever income tax.

You can calculate it. Yeah, but it's a

pain in the backside. How do you calculate

Because, okay, say you make £100 and

the tax percentage is 20%, so then you're

like, oh, you make £100 every day,

actually that's only £80,

but it's not because if you did £80 times,

I don't know, 20 days a month times 12

months a year, that would be way less

money than you would actually make because

you don't get— you don't pay the 20% tax

on everything you make because there's a

£12,500 tax-free allowance and And then

you got business write-offs as well. How

would you apply that to every single thing

you earn? That just would be such a

headache because

you would have to make that deduction on

each earning,

factoring in the tax-free allowance and

business expenses. It would be such a

headache. You got to wait until the end of

the tax year and then you add up

everything you made and then you start

Deducting how much you owe.

Write off the Doogee. Yeah, I guess I

could because it's a work phone. I bought

it for work. It's a rugged work phone.

Minus £400 off my taxable income.

£12,000 tax-free allowance. You make 3

times that. Yes, but you still get it

deducted, you fucking moron. Just because

you make more than the tax-free allowance

doesn't mean you don't get the tax-free

allowance. The hell are you talking about?

God, you're stupid.

You minus the tax-free allowance off what

you've made over the tax-free allowance,

fucking moron.

God.

So if you made $30K, you'd only be

taxable— your taxable income would be

$18K, not $30K.

You don't make $30K and then you get taxed

idiot.

Beef's still not done.

Why would you buy a Chinese storage for

£400? Just get a power bank. Because when

water gets into the charging port,

it doesn't charge. How many times do I

have to say it?

It doesn't matter what battery bank you've

got, you've got to plug it into the hole.

Water gets into the hole.

You put the battery bank in your pocket,

you've got the cable connected to the

phone, are you in the rain? The rain is

gonna drip down the screen and get in the

hole. Jesus Christ.

You would need it water sealed around the

charging port. You need like a waterproof

Water-sealed charging cable.

Stop getting mad at your viewers. Yeah,

but he's so stupid.

I keep telling you, I got water in my

hole, which meant I couldn't charge my

phone. So how's a power bank gonna help?

Get a rubber sock. Well, then it will

block the charging port. How do I put the

cable in? Oh my God,

water gets

in everywhere. You, you've got like little

gaps in between. It's not a water-sealed

connection.

Water doesn't go upwards. It does when the

wind's blowing and the rain's coming in

sideways.

What was that? What was that beep?

I don't even know what that beep was.

It went boo-boo.

I don't know which phone it was.

Whatever.

I'll check

my beef.

Look at that beef.

Is it supposed to crunch?

It's been— it's been boiling for 2 hours.

When's it just gonna give up?

It is simmering on low heat. I think

it needs another hour. In Thailand, I was

braising it for 4 hours and then it would

fall apart.

I think when it's in the curry, it will

taste good. Who the hell boils

beef? Um, it's called braising.

Look it up, maybe.

No, it's not the ribeye, it's the cheap

lean diced cuts of beef.