Kick Livestreams/Road Trip stream [885540d2-2920-44ad-b5ea-ab35a06a5778] 480p

I don't know if it's live or not.

I don't know if it's nice.

Oh my God, did it disconnect? When did it disconnect? Like 20 minutes ago. Did you not see any of the driving?

Did it— when did it disconnect? How much of the driving did you see? 3 minutes of driving. Oh my God, I was talking to myself for nothing then.

It's so annoying. I don't know why it didn't just automatically reconnect.

Well, we're here.

It seems like I got 5G here.

That's really annoying. I don't know why. I mean, it said connection lost, but it wasn't even trying to reconnect. I had to manually press stop and start again.

I feel a bit embarrassed carrying the boomerang, to be honest.

It's not really a problem with, uh, the bitrate. It's— there's like dead spots where there's no signal. And that's probably where it disconnected, because my— where I live is in like a complete dead spot. Even the radio doesn't work until I drive up the hill and get out. So I bet it disconnected.

I think it disconnected when I exited my driveway. I can't believe you didn't see any of the driving.

But the thing is, I would have regained connection further down the road, but it didn't reconnect itself, which is really annoying. But it looks like I've got 5G here, which is pretty good.

Yeah, this place is amazing. Look at this place,

and you can walk all the way up to the top. I'm just annoyed you missed the driving and the music. Played some bangers.

You know, I need to get like a phone mount for the car, like a suction thing.

I really wish I bought a drink.

Yeah, I've got 5G up here. I don't know where.

Damn, I can't believe I've got 5G here.

Showing off with my driving skills as well.

I don't know if I want to bring the boomerang, it's a little bit embarrassing. Also, I haven't really fully charged my magnet charger.

Damn it, I got power bank as well. Where am I gonna put that? I should have brought my back— fucking hell, I should have brought my backpack.

I've got my coat, but it's hot.

Maybe I'll take the boomerang, tuck it in my trousers.

I'll put down my trousers because I want to chuck it.

Yeah, so we're at Kit Hill.

Very nice place.

Oh my God, so nice! Look at my car, perfect parking.

Damn, look at the view though. The view looks like a Windows computer background wallpaper thing.

I've only got 76% battery. Fucking hell, I didn't bring my backpack. Why didn't I bring my backpack? It's been such a long time since I've done IRL, I forgot how to do it.

Because I've got my power bank, I'm gonna have to put it in my pocket.

Bring

the little adapter.

I can't believe I didn't bring my backpack.

Where am I gonna put this?

Put it in my pocket. I've got a boomerang down my trousers and a battery pack in my brick in my pocket.

Okay,

um, I might actually get my smaller selfie stick.

This

one's kind of big. Cables going on the ground.

So yeah, that's Devon where the cone wall

Just walk up, I guess.

My car. Maybe I'll take a picture. Hold on, it looks pretty cool.

The iPhone is really slow because it's overheating.

Um.

I don't know how the video quality is going to be.

Wow, look

at the view.

It's so quiet apart from all the stupid cars. Wow, look.

How much money did yesterday's stream make? $155 plus $20 gifted subs plus about $15 PayPal. Nearly $200.

You know, sometimes I don't want to leave the UK. It's quite nice.

Because can you imagine replacing this with the noise? This is so nice.

Oh, is that deer poo?

So the drive home, it should stream because we should have connection here, but I don't have connection when I get near my house.

Lazy people, they drive right to the top. Instead of walking.

Oh, I'm so gutted you didn't see driving. I had to brake hard and the camera went flying. I thought that would have been funny if it was on stream.

I came here back in— I came here in April after me and Sunny broke up.

To have some time alone and think. That was nice.

Touch grass. Why? There's no grass here yet.

Oh damn, look at the weather. If it starts raining, I'm fucked because there's nowhere to hide. There's no shelter.

I'd get soaked. I really hope it's not gonna rain.

Oh my God,

the green stuff beside it, it's just like a fern, fern plants.

Stream's a bit laggy. I'm surprised it works at all, to be honest.

Could have parked here, actually.

I probably should have lowered the bitrate so it's smoother. It's struggling to maintain frame rate.

Holy shit, look at that!

Ah, I just wish I had the parachute from Zelda and I could just glide down it.

If I stand still, it gets better, doesn't it? Yeah, I can see the killer bits going up when I stand still.

How many viewers do I have?

Picture quality is shit. Yeah, that's why I hate IRL. Pain in the backside.

The most annoying thing about streaming outside is trying to get it to look good and not disconnect. Oh man, the dog coming.

Did you see him?

Wow, this is so interesting, isn't it?

My

arm's hurting.

Oh, I got— don't know.

Wait, I got approve it.

Oh wow, rainbow! You can go to

kick.com/hidinginmyroom/chatroom on your phone browser. Go up my backside.

Oh, it's nice and, um, quiet today. Not many people yet.

Oh

God, look at the view.

The internet's really good up here, uh, 2,000 kilobits.

I actually think they put a cell tower up there as well.

Oh my God,

yeah, I think they put a phone signal thingy on the mining tower, the old mining tower. I think this is the highest point in Devon because you can see everything around. Imagine

driving to the top.

Up missing all the views. Oh no, I just felt rain. Oh my God, it's starting to rain. Oh, you're fucking kidding me.

No, you're fucking kidding me. This fucking country can't go one fucking day without raining.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

It

can't go one day without raining, can it? Stupid fucking country. There's

people

up here.

So I think they put cell tower thingies on the top of that, which is why I've got, I think, 5G,

although I'm losing bitrate here.

Oh

God.

This is where I'm gonna take Crypt. She's gonna suck me off in the bush over there.

So romantic.

Why are there flies everywhere?

It's starting to rain again.

Is that the real ice Poseidon that followed me earlier?

My best mate, Paulie. They got this old building here, like a power generator thingy.

Oh shit, it's raining. Oh my God, it's fucking raining.

If I stand directly under the signal, won't it

not have line of sight?

Raining now.

Gosh, raining pretty bad.

I'm getting wet.

I'm getting wet.

Well,

this is fun.

The generators, that building there, I just showed it to you.

I think it stopped raining.

So here we've got different places pointing where they are.

How do I go down?

Kind of dangerous, isn't it?

Oh my God.

Donkey

walking.

Oh,

this

is

nice.

What's that?

I kind of wish I still had the live view.

Yeah, I don't really know, um, how to get the internet to be better

without bonding.

Oh.

What if I use my iPhone data as a hotspot and then I use Wi-Fi and data at the same time? How do I do that?

Hotspot, and then I put the

Use the iPhone data.

Oh, shut up. What's my password?

Can't have a peace and quiet. Fucking dog, shut up.

Now I think— oh,

stupid fly, shut up! The fly is following me. Kids here about to set up football.

They're setting up goalposts. Go to a park, it's not a fucking football field.

God, my hay fever would get bad if it wasn't raining. The rain probably— oh my God, the rain probably Got rid of some of the pollen. Ah, the fucking fly! Leave me alone!

So I've now got 2 connections working at the same time. I don't know if it's improved the quality.

I don't know where to throw the boomerang.

Imagine it doesn't come back.

No, I don't know how to throw a boomerang. Do I just chuck it like a frisbee?

There's so many flies here.

Maybe I stink. They keep buzzing around me.

I don't need Speedify. I used to use that in Thailand, but IRL Pro streamer app, it has bonding built into the app. I mean, I'm using it now. It says I've got 2 connections. I've got my iPhone hotspot and the cell SIM card inside the phone.

So I don't really know why it would be bad, especially when there's a cell tower literally right over there. Fuck off, fucking fly! Can you hear them? Oh, are they bees or flies?

So yeah guys, sometimes when I'm feeling sad and lonely, I like to come here,

walk the trails, think about life. How did I get here? What am I doing?

Where am I going?

Sometimes I feel like all my decisions so far in life have led me to this point, and this is where I'm supposed to be.

Maybe it's not where I want to be,

but maybe it's where I need to be.

Oh my God, it's nice to come here and think. Especially when there's no stupid kids around and you look at the view.

Amazing view.

Amazing views in the sunshine.

It's all the flies ruining it though. Can't they fuck off?

My arm's hurting from holding the selfie stick.

Well, well, well,

this is so nice,

and then humans have to come and ruin it all by building a massive city with roads and highways on it. Pollution. When the world just naturally looks nice without humans messing it up.

You wonder why places like Japan or Thailand are so built up, so many people in one area destroying the nature. And then you wonder why places like this are completely empty. Like, you could build— if this was Japan, they'd build a sprawling metropolis all over it.

Look at that. Well, it would all be covered in concrete and buildings if it was Japan. I don't know what's wrong with Japan. They destroyed their country. There's too many of them. Why are there 120 million Japanese people? There's only 60 million British people. That's why we haven't wrecked our country with all these massive cities.

Everyone complains about the declining population, but Japan has already got too big of a population, in my opinion. There needs to be less of them, not more. Just let the old people die out naturally.

It'll be better for nature and for the country.

I want to get over there.

Oh my God,

yeah, last time I walked around the tower because there were these stupid kids.

Oh, interesting,

the iPhone hotspot signal is more powerful than the Lebara SIM card. I'm getting way better connection. What's this? This is a Three Mobile SIM card. Interesting.

Swear I'm gonna bankrupt— there's a nice patch there. No one would know. Literally, you could Fuck yeah, no one would know unless random people walking their dog. I'm getting kind of turned on now.

Show us the sea next time. Yeah, I could go to Tintagel Castle. I just don't know how the internet's going to be there.

I want to find a more open area, cuz if I chuck the boomerang there, I won't be able to get it. I hope the guy who sent it to me isn't going to get mad if I lose it.

Fuck my ass into pieces with my boomerang. Constipation of Got it. See, better than Sam Pepper. Sam Pepper was like, cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort.

I reckon I'm a better singer than Sam Pepper.

I've got perfect pitch. Maybe I don't have a pretty voice, but I've got perfect pitch.

I'm getting hungry now. I wish I bought a snack, although I don't have any food, so I wouldn't have bought anything anyway.

There's horses here as well. I want to see if I can find them. There's also deer. I saw a deer last time I came here.

There's also abandoned mine shafts. They're just these massive holes in the ground. I don't know how they got into them or got stuff out of them. And also, I don't know what these trails are. Do you ever look at these trails and wonder how they get here? See, it's just because so many people walk across it and

that it naturally creates a trail. Like, where these stones come from, did someone put them there? Kind of looks like a little road as well. Like, this looks like where a tire would have went. You see this? It looks like the size of a tire. But did people drive up here?

You know, so I'll give you a quick history of the area. Um, originally it was a mining area where they mined tin hundreds of years ago. And they just dug these really deep shafts and these mining towers,

and then they abandoned it for some reason. I guess they mined everything out.

It's pretty cool.

There's a little history plaque somewhere. I forgot the dates. I think it's like 1700s,

1600s. It used to be a booming area of economic and industrial activity,

and then it all just got abandoned.

There's still remnants of the buildings left over.

The flight is so many flights. I look, we got some information here.

The ancient Cornish people.

Welcome to Kit Hill.

I don't know what language that is. Bree scowler gas. Kit Hill is formed from granite that originated as molten rock which cooled and solidified deep within the Earth's crust. As it cooled, cracks within the granite became filled with minerals crystallizing from hot fluids. The resulting iodes were rich in ores of tin, copper, arsenic, and wolfram. As such,

the hill is an archaeological geological treasure store. Oh my God, it's not raining again, is it? Oh my God, you're fucking kidding me.

I'm gonna get— there's nowhere to hide.

Oh my God, this is so shit.

Yesterday was nice.

Today— there's a big open field there I could chuck the boomerang. But I need to get over to the tower before I get soaked.

I probably chuck the boom around here

unless it's a farm field. I don't know. Oh my God, this is why there's no one here.

Well, they poured

I'm gonna get soaked.

Thank

you, weather. The one day I decide to go out, it has to rain.

I should have brought a towel in the car. Oh my God, I did not prepare well.

Stupid fucking weather.

Oh, I'm getting soaked. There's nowhere to hide.

I wish I brought my coat, but I left it inside.

And then you guys say, why don't I do IRL? This is fucking why.

Hate fucking IRL.

It's shit, and I don't even get more viewers than I usually get. Look, 107. I get that sitting inside.

I can barely see my phone screen because the stupid iPhone decides not to put maximum brightness even though I set maximum brightness. I can barely see it because

it's overheating, overheating, so it turns off maximum brightness. Stupid phone, isn't it? Should use my Kick money, get some new phones,

maybe an

umbrella. Can't even see the screen.

Oh, fresh horse poo.

We're close. We're close to where they are. Oh, oh, they're over there, the horses! Better not get kicked in the ribs. Imagine I get like broken back, paralyzed on Kit Hill. Oh shit, how do I zoom in?

Meow meow.

Horsie horse. Oh, there's so many. There's a baby one as well.

Can you see them?

$100 dono to ride one. Oh shit, it's coming over here. It looks scary. I don't know. What if they're territorial?

Are they coming over to me?

Why are they coming to me?

God, they stink.

Damn, they're big. That must be the man. That is one big horse. These are his bitches. Look, that one's pregnant. You see that white one's pregnant?

They look like they use hair irons straightening their hair.

Look, a little baby one. Meow meow. Look, there's 2 men. I think those black, dark brown ones are guys and the white ones are girls.

I think they're just wild horses. They just fuck in the open.

Hello.

I should have brought a carrot.

How close can I get?

This one's got like a perm.

I don't understand why they have long hair on their heads like a human. No other animal has long hair. They've got fur. Animals have fur. They don't usually have long hair on the top. What is the point of it?

To keep their head warm?

And also, why does it stop growing at a certain length, but humans' hair just carries on growing unless it gets cut?

These are the questions I wonder to myself sometimes.

They're like natural lawn mowers, they just cut down all the grass. They've got such fat stomachs. I don't know if it's pregnant or if it's just fat. Wait, that's a man, it's got a ball bag.

Is that a ball bag?

It's got something dangling between its legs.

I want to go over there.

Excuse me, I'm lost. I wonder what grass tastes like. Imagine all you eat is grass. Must be so boring.

I'm waiting for it to go over there so I can

walk past it. No, that's a guy! It's got a willy! I thought the brown ones were girls. Wait, they got willies too?

No, definitely not go behind them.

I've seen these things kick dogs and ducks and cats. Geese and they get knocked the fuck out or died.

Horsey horse, get out my way please.

There's plenty of grass over there.

And Sunny was like, oh, I'm gonna get you to ride a horse someday, Daniel. Yeah, okay, good luck with that. Imagine sitting on one of those. Why would you ever want to do that?

At least it stopped raining.

Problem is my screen brightness is

It's hard to see the screen.

How's the stream quality now? Damn, I'm getting paid $20 an hour on Kick to stand around filming a horse. It's fucking amazing. I don't even need donos or super chats. Kick literally just paying me standing around here filming a horse.

And all I need is 100 viewers and I get like $20 an hour, so I don't need 1,000 viewers or 200 viewers.

This is actually pretty sweet.

$20 horse watching stream.

Yeah, Sunny definitely seems the type, like a horse girl. She looks a bit like a horse as well.

No, you don't need 100 viewers. I don't know who said you need 100 viewers to get the hourly rate. If you got under 100 viewers, you'll just get less money. The helicopter is ruining my vibe.

Oh, look at this willy! Is that an army helicopter? It looks like an Apache. It doesn't look like a commercial helicopter. It's like long and sleek, airline aerodynamic.

The commercial ones usually round and look kind of lame, like the news ones. That looks like an army one. Because they got a— what's it called— an airbase nearby in Dartmoor. They were flying jet fighter planes over the skies at one point.

What a nice life you have, just walking around eating grass with your mates.

Why do they look like cows with the design, the pattern?

Yeah, they've got all this land to walk around. I might try chucking the boomerang over there. What do you think? It's quite a lot of space.

It's hard to hold my phone and everything though.

Get the boomerang out. This looks like a good area.

I hope no one comes. I don't know how to throw it.

Like this?

I want to make sure there's no one around first.

Okay, here goes.

Oh my God, it didn't come back!

It started to kind of come back, and then it went into the ground.

Oh no, I don't know if I want to go in this. It's like long grass. It might have snakes in it.

Shit, don't tell the guy I lost this boomerang.

I didn't realize how long this grass is.

What if there's snakes that are growing in the long grass? I'm really sorry, but I think I've lost the boomerang.

I actually don't even know where it's gone.

Oh my God, I should have at least thrown it over there.

I thought this was like an open field.

Yeah, they got adders and I think they're poisonous. I actually don't know where it's gone either.

I hope that guy doesn't find out.

I didn't realize how deep this grass is. It looked like just a shallow field, but it's actually quite thick.

It goes up to my knee.

Well, if anyone wants to come and get it, $100 reward.

I really feel annoyed that just happened and it didn't even come back.

Shut up, horse.

I threw it like a frisbee. I threw it like a frisbee.

Oh, I lost the boomerang. I should have tied a bit of string on it.

I'm not going into this grass. Oh my God, look at this!

They're so deep.

Oh, oh, these thorns! These bushes got thorns on them. No, I'm not doing that. Sorry, but I lost the boomerang.

Well, it'll enjoy a nice life. On Kit Hill forever. No one's ever going to find that. No one ever goes in here, like, cuts the grass or anything. It's just wildlands, so that's going to be there forever.

There's all thorny brambles and it's like poking my socks.

Bye-bye, boomerang. They don't really seem to care about me, do they?

I'm just walking by, don't be scared.

Hello,

hello, hello.

Wow, the stabilization's much better on this lens. Look how smooth it is now.

This one's fat.

Don't they have multiple stomachs? Look, it's a baby horse. Look how skinny its legs are.

I can't believe they get so big and strong just by eating grass.

That's wild. Oh shit, the baby's coming. What if the parent like gets angry at me for messing with its baby?

Hello?

Oh shit, the baby's coming.

Where's the baby? Oh fuck,

what does that mean in horse language?

It ran away.

What if I accidentally say fuck you in horse and it comes at me?

Have you seen those videos on Instagram where people bark at their dogs and then the dog has like a shocked face and then whacks the human in the face? It's really strange dogs do that. They're like, whoa, you can speak dog?

There's horse shit everywhere.

Oh, there's a dog over there. There's people there then. Damn it, these stupid flies.

I lost my boomerang.

Oh hey, should we just, um, pull to the rear as well? Come on!

Max,

quickly!

Yeah,

I came here last time and there was underwear. Doggy wog. There was someone's underwear just left here. I wonder if it's still there.

What's with the obelisk? They use it— I don't know, something about mining. They smelt metals under it and then smoke comes out, I guess. I don't really know why. Didn't even acknowledge him. What, the dog? Doggy wog. These people didn't even say hello.

Road. Cut my night into pieces. Well, intense. The 3 SIM card is way better than the Lebara. That's wild. I was not expecting that.

Interesting.

Yeah, I have to thank Slightly Homeless for telling me about this app because I did not know what app to use to stream with IRL Pro. I was using— I

can't remember— something else, but it wasn't as good as this. Yeah, look, there's a little shaft down here and I saw someone's underwear.

Oh, what? Oh, that's weird. There was metal grating here last time. Now it's gone. I swear there was metal grating. Now the underwear's gone. Why would someone go in there and reach for it and get it out? So this is like an old bit of the building.

Oh, what,

what was that?

I thought one of my signals disappeared, but it's still there. That's strange.

Massive shit.

Should we just drive straight back home or buy an ice cream?

Hopefully you can see the driving on the way back.

My Tesco shopping is coming at 5 or 6. So I've got plenty of time.

Yeah, wow, the Lebara is really struggling to get any connection, but the Three is so strong that my iPhone has 5G. The Lebara has disappeared. Oh, the Lebara is back. Damn, without the iPhone hotspot, I think I'd be effing right now.

So here we are at Kit Hill. Hundreds of years of mining history abandoned, left to ruin.

We have the remnants of the mining outhouse here where the Cornish miners ate the Cornish pasties.

Reclaimed by nature. Is this the roof? Are we on the roof of it now? Wow.

Put on Kavinsky Nightcore. Yeah, EDM.

Oh no, I'm losing a lot of signal.

It's like the wind blew and it blew the signal away.

Look at this bit. I don't know why they've made this groove down there.

Can you see it?

Yeah, I'm suffering from low signal a bit here. It's like a little groove down there.

A shoelace came undone.

God, I wish, I wish me and Sunny came here before we broke up. It would have been such a nice walk. She needs it.

Hmm, I could spend hours here just looking at the

View. Fasta would always complain about all the walking. I would make her walk hours and hours and hours, and she would be exhausted. She'd be like, baby, rest, rest now, baby. She would just want to drive everywhere.

I'd be like, come on, I'm sprinting up the hill and she's about to collapse.

I remember going to Vietnam, we just endlessly walked. She was not happy.

I have stamina. I might not be ripped or anything, but I can walk a lot. My body is designed for long-distance walking. I have that marathon build.

I'm not built for power, built for endurance.

We only got what we need. We got the muscle and muscles in the legs. We don't have any excess fat to weigh us down.

We got aerodynamic, nimble limbs built for this.

The good thing about walking is you don't need muscles, like strong ripped muscles or anything. You don't need to do bench presses and squats. It's not going to help you. I can outwalk a bodybuilder.

These flies are really annoying.

It's like they're following me.

And this cable is too long.

So I think good, good first attempt at IRL. Um, a few problems: I didn't bring my backpack, really big mistake. I didn't bring any water, I'm kind of thirsty.

My mouth is foaming.

Um, what else?

Water, my backpack,

but I feel quite pleased with everything else. Oh yeah, we need a car mount really. So this is the history.

South Kit Hill Mine. You are now within the remains of a typical 19th century small Tin mine, with its components close together and well preserved. The mine concentrated on what was originally thought to be a rich tin iode. Is it lode or iode? It looks like an L, but it also looks like a capital I. But then

why would it be a capital I? I think it's a lode. L-O-D-E.

The mine concentrated on what was originally thought to be a rich tin lode running east to west, although this is in fact turned out to be relatively poor.

Oh look, that's the building.

1974. How did it go from that in 1974? It went from that to,

to this. In 50 years. There's nothing left of it now.

Look, only the foundations remain.

Did someone knock it down and steal the bricks?

This is 200-year-old, this 300 years old.

Why would they remove it?

And it looks so flat and smooth.

Maybe that was where the kitchen was, down that ditch.

This is my kingdom.

My kingdom come,

delivered upon myself.

Look

at that.

Beautiful.

God, can you imagine hundreds of years ago? All the peasant miners building that tower. They've got no internet, no electricity, no kick.

What a life. They probably had a happier life than a lot of us. Social life, friends, family, make money doing honest work.

Hmm, interesting.

What time is it? It's only 1 PM. I should probably spend a couple more hours here. And then head back for about 4 PM, make some lunch. We're gonna do like a 12-hour stream today.

I mean, it's only 1 PM, we got 11 hours until midnight.

Oh, stinks.

Oh look, this is a mine shaft. It's got warning signs on it.

Look at this. Danger, deep mine shaft.

Can you imagine? There's probably stuff down there like buckets and tools, remnants of the mine.

Taste of money got him going out. Well, yeah, I made $400 in 2 days.

Can you even imagine that? After being broke making peanuts on YouTube for years, I literally made $400 in 2 days on Kick.

If I stream every day, I could make $6,000.

It's insane. I actually don't know what to do with the money.

I'm thinking I get a car mount to put the phone on. We could do more road trip stuff.

Next week I'm gonna get YouTube money of £1,000 plus my Kick money of, I predict, £650 if I do this every day until the 25th, which is the next payout. I could get £1,600 next week. That would destroy the overdraft. Obliterate it.

And then sell the stocks in July, £5K, pay off the Amazon credit card. I'll be credit card debt-free, no credit card debt. And then I just got to grind on Kick for like 2 months. I could make, make £10,000 in 2 months. I could pay off my mum in just a couple months.

Get a Tesla Model Y.

I can't believe how it turned out.

Not get ahead of ourselves. Yeah, yeah, I'm worried I make a lot of money for a month and then something happens, like they end the program or I get banned, or I don't know.

My mistake with YouTube was thinking the money was going to last forever. And so yeah, I made a lot of money on YouTube and then I had a very expensive luxury life thinking the money was going to last forever, and then the money dried out, and then I landed in massive debt. That's the risk, isn't it? Because

I'm going to have to pay a lot of tax in 2027 if I, if I still make this money. The tax is going to be insane, like $10K tax. So if I make the money and blow it all, and then I don't have any left over to pay the tax, I'm gonna be fucked again. So I definitely

have to be careful with the money and not blow it, and also not expect it to last forever.

These are life lessons I've learned.

If I make 50K, are the tax gonna be like 10K?

My mouth is all foaming up.

This looks like a road for cars. Who drives here?

It just makes you think, like, you don't need a lot of viewers to make good money on Kick. You only need a couple hundred, even 100 viewers, you make good money. So why the fuck do people like Johnny Somali and Vitalys do these stupidly unnecessarily dumb things that gets them arrested so they can make money on Kick

when there's boring people just walking around Japan getting like 500 viewers making 20K a month.

You don't need to do that crazy stuff,

not worth it. There's all these people on Kick making good money. Just being boring.

First 12K is tax-free. Yeah, and then the remaining 50, 40K I make is going to be what, 30% taxed? It's nearly 8K.

Top 1% now.

Yeah, I think they get greedy. It's like with stocks, you make a little bit of money and you're like, oh, I'm I want more. I'm gonna do this risky thing and YOLO. I'm gonna be a millionaire. And then you blow it all. That's what happened to me. It's not enough for them. Like, 10K a month, not enough.

5K a month, not enough. They want to get massive views. They get hooked on the big numbers, don't they?

Yeah, I don't know about Thailand now. IRL in Thailand so hard because it's so loud and it's so fucking hot. And then if you go to a nice countryside area like this in Thailand, uh, there's packs of stray dogs, there's monitor lizards, it's kind of scary. You get swarmed by mosquitoes and it's like 35 degrees. This is

nice, this is like 24 degrees. I'm not too hot, I'm nice and warm.

I think before we think about moving anywhere. We've, we've got an entire area that we haven't explored any of. This is like fog of war Assassin's Creed. We gotta climb to the top of the towers and like unlock the areas. I haven't been anywhere apart from here. It's my second time here.

I think we, we need to like start getting out in to Devon and Cornwall because it'll be such a waste to set up a home base here and not do anything. Now I've got Kick money coming in, I've got to try and improve my setup, make sure the internet's more stable. I think these SIMs are pretty good.

I've got strong connection on Lebara, but Three is kind of struggling now. So what you want is 2 SIMs that cover different areas, not the same area, so if one goes down, the other one can pick up the slack.

You paid for a visa? No, I didn't. I applied for it. They're doing my background check now,

so I haven't paid anything.

Yeah, I am motivated by money. If I'm gonna get paid like $10, $20, I can't be fucking bothered. But if you're gonna pay me $200, oh,

now we're talking.

I want the money first and then I'll put in the work. Minimum effort, maximum outcome, as I always say.

Look at this, no people, nice internet connection. Good weather.

If only I had a Monster drink right now, would be nice.

Ah, life's not bad, is it?

Life's not bad, guys. My wife kicked me out because she found out I was cheating. She's stupid bitch and she won't get me my visa. I hate her, guys. I'm ditching her ass.

Guys, I have some news. Me and my wife had a massive argument and unfortunately I had to leave her. She won't let me fuck fangirls in our apartment. She's stupid bitch. Oh my God, can you believe the dumbasses back then, those days, believed all this shit? The 50k people who used to watch my channel back in those

days. Daniel, that's terrible. You shouldn't treat your wife like that. She's your wife, Daniel. I hope you grow up and mature as a person. I'm rooting for you, Daniel. God, they're such a bunch of wet tissues.

The viewers I had in the early days, like the good days, were so annoying.

Daniel, you have to get a job. You're not 22 anymore. They all sound like Pauline from the job center.

I mean, it was real, but I was trolling. Come on, I was trolling, but it was, it was real. I mean, I was cheating. I did sleep with fangirls, so it's not that it's fake, it's just I was trolling, playing into the character. Of being stupid. Like, I don't understand why my wife's mad at me, guys. I

only shagged Pia once.

Yeah, one thing I miss about YouTube is it is fun to troll the normies and clickbait them. You can't really do that on Kick.

Oh yeah,

vitamin D.

There's raindrops smeared on my phone screen. I can't see it. I can't clean the screen.

It's all getting smeared.

Pretty nice.

Am I considering maintaining the YouTube? I'm gonna probably clip streams and make— I don't know, my recent videos are doing well. Not view-wise, but CPM has been amazing. You know these long 15-minute videos where I talk about my financial plans? They're getting insane CPM. Like $15, $16 CPM, $7 or $8 RPM, which means for every 1,000 views

I get $8. So all I need is 2K views and I get $15. If I get 3K views, that's like $21. And all I gotta do is just ramble on and on about my financial plans, my debt, my mum. I just talk very slowly and repeat the same thing over and over for 15 minutes. Seems like the

sweet spot. Spot because I get average watch time of like 7 minutes. People watching half of it, so half of a 15-minute video is 7 minutes, which is longer than half of an 8-minute video.

So I just pump out these low-effort videos where I'm just rambling. People like to watch them and the CPM is great. The cooking thing kind of killed the CPM because people would click off the video when the cooking starts and it would kill the watch time and CPM.

So yeah, I'm just gonna do these low effort videos on the main channel whilst trying to promote my Kick as much as I can because I mean, $20 an hour, pretty good.

What do you mean you can't live in the UK making $20 an hour? Yes, you fucking can. And it's, by the way, it's £20 an hour, not $20 an hour. £20 an hour is double minimum wage. Do you know what minimum wage is in this country? It's £12. I'm making nearly double. I made £20 an hour average

in the last 2 streams. Uh, $400 times 0.75, which is the exchange rate, divided by, uh, 19 hours, it's like £20 an hour.

Yeah, it's £12 an hour minimum, or like £11.80, I don't know.

Yeah, I might postpone Thailand, although I still would want to go. So I might still want to go in winter because I don't want to be cold. And also, I think 4 months here of IRL would be enough to have enough of it, really. I think for a few months doing IRL in Southwest England. Should be enough

time really to have a good crack at it.

I do need some girls though.

Fly the 19-year-old. Uh, actually she's 20, but she said she would wait. She doesn't want to cut in front of Crips because she said That would be impolite, so she's patiently waiting her turn.

I don't know where I'm going.

I don't even know where my car is.

What's her username? It's Kbug on Discord.

She's my second girl.

Cut my hair into pieces.

Ah, nice.

Getting kind of hot though.

So what I want is— there's 2 types of girls. There's a girl who has a home and a job and she's anchored down to where she lives. And yeah, I could live with her and live rent-free, but it's boring. What would happen is the same as what happened with Vasta, where I just end up living there and

not doing anything. I think what would be cool is a girl who also has no commitments And like we can travel around and move about

and she doesn't mind being on stream and we just do stuff like a few months here, a few months there.

Or we could be like Harold Boulder and be a solo lone wolf.

But I would feel kind of scared doing that overseas.

Yeah, look at this countryside.

Beautiful.

I forgot how to say beautiful in Thai.

No, I forgot.

My arm hurts holding the selfie stick. Maybe I'll switch arms.

I wonder if any cars come down here.

Goddamn, it's getting hot now. I'm glad I didn't bring a jacket. Oh, it's starting to get scorching. Look at these pale biceps. Bringing the guns out. Where are the hot girls of Devon? I'm single, I got that kick money, got car.

My arms are burning. I'm going to get brown

and get so brown.

Look at this.

Beautiful when tires sway. Oh yeah, is it? I could never get the tone right. It was like sway, sway, swaily. I always forget the tone.

Yeah, I completely forgot how to read it.

How do you say handsome? I think they had a different word for handsome.

How are you hot now?

Because the sun is scorching.

I get paid £20 an hour to just aimlessly walk about. This is so cool. God, if I did this in Japan, I'm so fucking stupid. I did this in Japan on YouTube, making chump change, making $1,500 a month for endlessly walking in Japan. I could have made like $10,000 if I did it on Kick. I won't go

back to Japan.

I wasted so much money. If I did this on Kick— I don't even know if they had the partnership thingy last year though. It was, uh, May, April. In Japan last year, I did my walkathon.

Is that a Scottish flag?

My arm's getting tired from holding this selfie stick.

I'm getting hungry as well.

I mean, look at this. It's so peaceful and nice. And then you wonder about millions of young men getting sent off to the trenches in Verdun and the Somme when you could have been chilling out here enjoying this tranquility. And then, oh my God, like

Born in the wrong time. Imagine you were born 100 years ago, 110 years ago. War breaks out, you get sent off conscripted when you could be me enjoying this, making £20 an hour just by streaming it. But instead you get shipped over to France and blown up in a trench. At the age of 20. That's so sad.

Millions of people just had shit lives. You really have to appreciate it, don't you? I mean, I just don't think it gets any better than not having to do anything. No work to go to, no responsibilities.

Hot girl to join me would be nice. You know, slim, nice legs, got her boobs out, between age 25 and 30.

I'll probably be 40-something when World War III starts, too old to get conscripted. I mean, they would only conscript every man if the actual country gets invaded. I just don't think there's any way the UK actually gets invaded.

There's no way. I mean, no one would dare invade the UK. You're basically declaring war against the United States as

well. I'm so glad I don't live in a country on the border with Russia or some other country like China.

No one's invaded the UK since 1066.

Well, yeah, obviously Ukraine has to conscript everyone because they're being invaded by a massively superior military force, so they're like in desperation mode. I don't think it'll ever get that bad. I mean, can you imagine Russian boats landing on the beaches of Hastings invading us? Never gonna happen. They'd get nuked if they even tried.

Do you think— when do you think they bring the nukes out? Do you think they would like nuke the enemy if it ever got to a point where we're being— we got enemy troops invading our lands and we don't seem— it doesn't seem like we'll be able to fight them off? I think they're going to nuke

before it gets too bad where we can't even defend ourselves anymore.

I heard Starmer is increasing the defense budget. He's like injecting 5 billion to get us war fighting ready. Good luck with that. I'm going to Thailand,

let you youngins deal with it. I'm old, I'm nearly 40.

No war for me.

Imagine having me on the battlefield as your, your brother in arms. You'd be filled with so much confidence. Look at my muscles.

We're gonna destroy our enemies.

I have no idea where I am.

Satan 2 nuclear missile. The naming of the missiles is so funny.

Satan. Ass Raper 2000. Hypersonic missile. I'm getting hungry now.

Very wide open here.

I think that's the river, River Tamar or River Tamar. Over there.

Really wish I brought a drink. How stupid.

How stupid to think I wouldn't need a drink.

I'm gonna get heat stroke if I'm not careful. Look, there's like a brick building here. I wonder what that was.

Yeah, so many of the haters refuse to come over here. They're so weird. Like, they, they're happy to sit there for 8 hours watching my entire stream to hate on me, but they won't come and click on a link to another website. Oh, there's too much effort. But then they sit there on YouTube for 8 hours no-lifing

my streams. Really bizarre that— I mean, look at the chat. Those Kick streams are so nice without any toxicity or hate. And all the haters have just stayed on YouTube. It's not great considering my niche is kind of like monetizing haters, but I guess if we got a good enough— I guess we changed direction. Like, I was

fueled by hate, so I responded to hate with hate. Maybe with Kick and this new positive audience, I can like change my mindset, rewire my brain, become less hateful. What'd you think? Because I started YouTube not hateful, believe it or not. I started off YouTube very innocent. It's like, hey guys, I'm going to Japan, meet single mother

girlfriend. And then for some reason, fucking morons on YouTube started hating on me, calling me a psycho, autist, started hating on me. And then they wondered why I became toxic and horrible. Yeah, you treat people badly, they become

bad. You treat people kindly, they will react with kindness.

People on the internet are so dumb because they like bandwagon and hate witch hunt people, and they don't realize like the psychological effects they're having on that individual. If everyone treats each other with kindness, we can all become better people.

But YouTube is just full of moronic hate watchers who've got no lives, sit there insulting me all day.

So this is what I'm like when I'm not getting bombarded with hate. I'm a pretty chill guy. Fucking fly, fucking following me.

This is like my favorite place in Devon, in the same way my favorite place in Osaka was the river.

You've got to have your— I don't have a favorite place in Thailand. I guess maybe Benjakitti Park's quite nice.

Where am I driving to? Well, when I get back to the car, I guess we drive home.

It's half past 1. I guess I want to get home at like 3 or 4, get something to— like a light snack, and then wait for my Tesco delivery to come.

I'm thinking maybe I try and get a car mount for my phone to get a better camera angle.

Ice cream would be pretty nice, or we go to Tesco, even though I've already ordered Tesco's. Ice cream or ice lolly would be real nice.

Where's my fucking car?

My arm hurts. Holding the selfie stick.

It's a car over there. I guess if I follow this road I can get back to the top.

Look at the clouds.

Getting a bit tired now.

I really wish I had a drink.

How much have I made from this stream? Dunno.

Probably $20 an hour.

Got 100 viewers. Got over 100 viewers. Oh, my arm's really aching holding the selfie stick.

So I've been streaming for about 2 hours. I probably made $40. Hoping more time had passed, like 5 hours, but I

reckon we could probably kill another 2 hours here. I don't know.

A bit tired already.

Wouldn't mind resting for a bit.

Mass report you for chatting with viewers whilst driving.

What? Suspenders? Drives and chats on his stream. Can't get reported for that.

Well, the stream disconnected when I was driving anyway.

Can't do sleep streams, they don't allow it if you have partnership.

The haters are desperate trying to find something to report me for.

Suspenders drives and streams all the time whilst talking to his stream.

Yeah,

internet's pretty good here. I've got,

uh, 5G, although actually it's going down a bit here.

Turn off partner program for sleep, then what's the point doing it? Then I won't make any money. I'm not making any money.

Get donos? I barely get any donos, idiot.

Today I got $6 donos.

Yesterday I got about 15. But who's gonna dono if I'm not even awake to say, wow, thanks?

The whole reason people dono is so they get my thanks.

And recognition.

Idiot.

No, $6 is not worth having to stream. Dream when I sleep and not wank. I'd rather wank and lose $6, thanks very much. I need to hold my camera like this, my arm hurts.

I don't know how I was making $20 per hour. That's just how the Kick system works. They're very generous, unlike YouTube. YouTube throttles your growth, your algorithm, your traffic, and then they pay you peanuts

whilst the entire world economy has had rising prices with inflation. And job wages have gone up. Your stupid YouTube pays basically the same as it was 7 years ago. $4 RPM is $4 RPM, even though the purchasing power of the dollar has gone down since 5 years ago. It's not fair.

YouTube shit.

People whose channels were once popular and then they die, not because the content sucks or anything, but because the algorithms changed to recommend different kind of content to people.

One minute everyone's doing pranks, the next minute everyone's doing mukbangs, and then what else? Reaction videos.

The algorithm needs to work for us, not against us.

But it's just destroying so many channels. Like, why, why does it die and then to resurrect? It shouldn't be like that. I think a 5-year-old channel should have as much chance as a 5-day-year-old fresh day freshly made channel in terms of, um, growing. So if people, their channels die, they just start a new channel instead of trying

to make the old channel Come back to life. Shouldn't be like that.

Lagging a bit here.

How do I get back to my car? I kind of want to sit down and get out of the sun.

Trying to get your license suspended? Okay, good luck.

Oh my gosh, Jesus, how do I open the gate?

Oh,

can

you close the gate?

I wouldn't mind getting back to the car, to be honest.

Uh, my 3 SIM Seems to be struggling here.

Also, I'm wearing 2 pairs of trousers, which is not very nice.

I don't know if I've run out of data on the 3 SIM because it's like not— oh, there we go.

SIMs are going weird right now.

Oh, I'm back at the car park. I don't know which car park this is though.

Oh, I think my car's over there. Oh, there it is. That's pretty good timing. I came out exactly Exactly where my car is.

Oh, thank God,

my sweet Peugeot! Look at my car, it looks so nice, the red against the green.

Take a photo.

My car looks nice.

It's a nice looking car.

Is that bird shit on my car?

Look, I've got nice new tires. I've got a nice new wheel. This is my new wheel. Look at that, brand new,

brand new wheel. Got brand new tires, thick treads.

Yeah, if I was gonna go homeless and like live in a van, you could just park here, stay overnight, couldn't you? I don't see why not.

I'm pretty sure no one comes here to check and tell you to leave.

That water just came out of nowhere. God, I'm thirsty. I can't believe I didn't bring a drink. How stupid was that? Oh my God, oh, my legs.

No, I

really need a drink.

Look at this view. I can't believe I just emerged out of the wilderness exactly where my car was. Great timing.

Look at

the view. Signal's a bit weak here.

That's such a nice view.

I'm trying to stay still to keep the quality up.

Connection struggling here. If I leave now, we'd get back at 2 PM.

Bit early.

One of your fans' videos of sex toys is leaked. Am I supposed to care? I still got paid for it.

Oh no, it's leaked! My life's ruined! Oh no! Oh my God. Oh, is my video leaked? Oh my God, I can't believe it. I didn't think anyone would make it. Oh, my life's ruined. Oh,

am

I supposed to give a fuck?

Imagine thinking I can.

God, it's so quiet. I love it.

I might put the seats back.

Oh yeah, I need some pillows.

I need a pillow for my head.

You think Holly saw it? Holly's cute, I wouldn't mind if she saw it. Maybe it'll turn her on.

Bet she hasn't had D in years because she's like a feminist. I wouldn't be surprised if she was a lesbian, to be honest.

I need some head support.

There's nothing supporting my head.

Living out the back of my car.

I can't believe how quiet it is without engines or machines. The world is so quiet. The only sound is the wind blowing.

Birds. Look at this.

I kind of don't want to go to Thailand anymore. This is so nice. Why would you want to leave this?

Like, I could go Thailand for a month or two. I don't think I want to move there anymore. If I can make money off Kick,

yeah, I'll just enjoy life in the UK for summer, and then in winter go to a nice warm country and do some traveling, come back here in spring.

Get the legs out.

Where's the road trip to? Uh, back home. We've already done the road trip. We're here. Spent 2 hours here.

Oh, the breeze on my legs, so nice.

Live in your car. I mean, if the weather's good like this, it wouldn't be too hard. I'd just get a mattress, but it in the back seat.

I don't know if there's enough room for my whole body to fit, like, without my legs sticking out.

No, my legs are too long. Look,

I would have to sleep like this, like that. If I do this, yeah, I could sleep like this, but it wouldn't be nice.

Excusez-moi, laissez-moi aider.

Push front seats forwards. I don't know if they go forwards.

I think they go backwards.

Look, I put this cardboard in here when I was loading parcels for Evrys so I didn't mess up the internal fabric, but it's kind of scuffed in here. Look at this. All this stuff. I don't know what these hooks are for.

This is nice.

No chavs in Devon. Yep, all sitting around in their shitty houses in Maidstone collecting benefits, hanging out with their mates. They don't have the money to come to a place like this and just sit here doing nothing.

Their lives stuck forever in shitholes like Chatham and Maidstone. That's where they belong.

Nice place like this, you gotta be well-off retiree business owner.

Because there's nothing here. How are you going to make money?

Be a farmer.

Look at that, the countryside is amazing.

Can you imagine hundreds of years ago it would have just been pure forest? Without all these patches of field— fields and farms. Just be trees and trees and trees and trees. So many trees.

I don't know, I've been all around Asia and the world, I've never seen views like this.

I really fucked up not bringing a drink. God, I'm stupid. I can't believe I didn't bring a drink. I could have just brought one of the Monster cans.

I don't think I apologized on stream to the kids. I was like, 大丈夫？怒ってないですね。 That sounded so stupid. 怒ってないですね。大丈夫ですね。 Something that's such a fucking loser. I should have been like,

"元気でね、じゃね。クソやろ。クソガキ." I'm scared they're watching the stream. They're gonna come back and beat me up.

Picture. My picture. Why? My picture. Shut the fuck up, idiot.

He so looks like he's going to be a car mechanic when he grows up. I'm so imagining him just working in a garage fixing car engines, and then he like meets some chavvy Japanese girl, knocks her up, and now they're broke with kids, and she's like

nagging him all the time, and then he goes drinks with drinking with his mates and she's whining, nagging at him.

Life of broke Japanese people.

They hook up pretty young, get knocked up, and then they just marry because they think it's the right thing to do. Before you know it, you're 23, you're broke as fuck, with kids, with a nagging wife

who's basically just teenage girl at that point, not really a real woman, like an adult woman.

Now you're stuck working some shit job in a garage or a petrol station because you desperately need money to feed your stupid family. A lot of Japanese guys end up like this.

They didn't get high enough education to get a good salaryman job. They end up, I don't know, bus driver, fritter. Worst case scenario, convenience store.

And then the wife's always like a gadabout. Fake tan, stupidly long nails, dyed brown hair, speaks like a hooligan.

That's what life in Japan is like in poverty when you knock up a girl and you've got no education

and no skills.

You're trapped. All you can do really is just ditch, block everyone, ghost everyone, pack a suitcase, backpack, and ditch.

Road trip in America. See ya, stupid wife and kids. That's what I'd do.

I must look weird. They'll be like, why is this guy just sitting in his boot talking to himself?

Why not?

Do you think fat people have to get new shoes more often because they wear down their shoes quicker? But you never really buy new shoes because you've worn down the bottom bits. You usually get a hole in the top bit, don't you? Like, these already have a hole.

I bought these in Thailand after my Adidas shoes that Chihiro chose for me in 2019 finally wore

out. Yeah, I don't know how to turn this light off. I don't know if it's draining the battery. The engine's not even on. It's not on though, is it? No, it's not on. It's just like reflective plastic.

There shouldn't be anything on. I haven't pressed the start button.

Oh God, can I get McDonald's delivered here? I'm hungry. Maybe I'll get a B delivery now I've got that Kick money. We can go do a B delivery, we're out, pop over Tesco, make some quick money. Should we check?

No, there's none available.

Oh, I hit my head.

An SUV would be nicer, to be honest. A bit bigger.

What are all these holes on the side here?

All this metal and rubber and plastic expertly crafted into an automobile.

I feel like I'm homeless.

What's my launch? 0 to 60 in 8.4 seconds. Pretty good. Sport mode, maybe 6 seconds.

Yeah, there's so much engineering expertise that goes into making something as simple as a car, like the glass, the hydraulic thing that opens the boot, all the little latches. I don't know why they put lines across these windows.

I really don't know why I didn't bring any food or snacks. Could have had a picnic.

Really bad preparation. I don't put my phone in here.

Haha.

Oh.

Get out the willy.

Willy time.

This is pretty nice, isn't it? Not going to lie,

I need a pillow. Got nothing to lean on.

Willy time.

Getting paid $20 an hour to do this. Not bad.

I could sit up here, couldn't I?

Hmm, not super comfy, to be honest. I need some color.

Is

this good content?

So yeah.

Pretty nice. Don't really know what to do now.

I kind of like having a car now. It's pretty nice. I wouldn't be able to go anywhere without a car.

I've basically just changed my mind on everything recently.

Oh, shut up about my legs. My legs are sexy.

I

can't believe Sunny didn't want to be part of this lifestyle.

Her loss.

There's a car coming.

Oh, we got— I've got friends coming, mate. They had to park right next to me, didn't they?

My stomach won't shut up.

It's car life, homeless car life.

There's people here.

They parked right next to me.

Do I regret doing YouTube? No, I regret not doing Kick.

I missed out on so much money because of not doing Kick.

My anxiety is getting bad. People next to me.

I only

have 250 points. Better get chatting then.

Some money.

I'll do 20 push-ups for 1,500 points in my car.

Sounds

good.

Look at my biceps though. But they're looking pretty good.

Oh God, I could fall asleep here.

But I won't.

Most people just sitting in their car, not getting out. Why don't they get out the car?

I can't help.

I

don't have a call.

I don't know where they're going.

I don't know why everyone here is old. You never see any young people here.

Why they no young people here?

Someone screenshot me standing there and they put an anime filter.

It's pretty good.

That's pretty good.

Let's go.

Oh, looks better. I'm half their age and I got a better car. They look like 60+.

It seems like the stream's laggy when I zoom in.

Imagine being double my age and then you get car mugged by me. Unemployed loser with 100 viewers. Car mogged.

Full focus is an okay car, I guess. Not exactly a Peugeot though, is it?

Should we go inspect their car when they're gone? No, it's weird. Car creeping. Everyone here's got shit cars. That car's shit as well, look.

That car is the best car here.

Yeah, the stream seems smoother when I use wide angle for some reason. It's like my phone— maybe I need a new phone. S10 Plus is pretty old now.

I need something with a faster processor like the latest S25 Ultra.

Get it on finance.

I can get a Tesla in 4 months with my Kick earnings. Get a Tesla Model Y. I can make sleeping in my Tesla content. Another car.

Don't come in here, don't come in here, don't come in here. Yes, fuck off, it's my car park.

I can't get out of the car.

So yeah, we've got front-wheel drive,

rear and front suspension with the— I fucked up the car with this tape. So when you try and put it off, the glue— the glue's all stuck to it. It's really sticky as well.

I've got brand new tires. Look, this wheel, never been scratched. Uh, what's that? What's that inside of the wheel? Oh, what is that?

It's like stuck in there,

guys. What is that? Seriously,

what is that?

It's stuck.

It looks like metal.

What is that?

I've never seen that before.

It wasn't there before, I swear.

It's like welded onto the wheel.

Do you remember my nut fell off and my mum thought my wheel was coming off? We went to get it checked out, and I said, oh, excuse me, um, my nut fell off. There's this plastic cap, it's not the actual nut.

I can't take it off, it's like welded into the wheel or glued onto it. I don't know,

I think they did that when I did my MOT, but they didn't tell me they did it. They put one here.

No,

how

is it a tracker? It's just a little bit of metal.

This is a brand new wheel, this one.

Oh, there's one in here, look! What's that,

guys? What's that? This one doesn't look rusted. It's like a little bit of metal welded onto the inside.

Oh, myself harmonic RP203 tires. Got my sellotape.

Yeah, I think it's like a count— oh, I feel dizzy.

Oh my God, I can't see. Well, I just blacked out for a second.

Jesus, holy shit, I blacked out for like half a second. Everything went black.

I remember— do you remember this shot in Thailand? Oh my God, I'm getting déjà vu. I remember getting out of the car when Fasta took us somewhere, and then I was pointing the camera into the window at myself looking miserable. I was wearing this same shirt as well. Burger Planet shirt.

But guys, you said I can come. What the fuck, man?

Look at that bird shit.

$10 donut, I lick it. Not really, I'm just kidding. I've got these little magnets stuck on the roof and now they won't come off. Oh, I got it! You know where it came from? You know the MagSafe magnet on the back of the phone case? I took off the rubber and the magnet came out, and I put

the phone on the top of the roof and the magnet got stuck to the car. I can't get the muff out.

Whatever.

Oh wow, Bitch Sensei, thank you for that avocado follow. God, I wish I had avocado pineapple juice.

Can't believe they think I'm gonna sell my car for 5K. It just needs a good clean. The window's a bit dirty. It just needs a clean and some damage needs to be repaired. Like the front has some scratches on it,

like this part, it's a bit scuffed up. I feel like I'm at a car meet and I'm the only one here.

They like stood up at the car meet, they saw my electric vehicle and they all ran away.

I don't get any more punctures. Cost me a fortune replacing tires. Oh, look at the Fang headlights,

the lion's claw.

Got the Peugeot branding, but I've got the Peugeot lion branding

because the lion does not concern himself with the opinions of the sheep.

My roof is dirty. Should I jump on the roof?

Do you have Peugeot in America? I don't think you have them. I've never seen a Peugeot in any kind of American content. I've got new Primacy Michelin tires. All my tires are different. I'm getting dizzy again. Let me sit down.

Hiding in my car content.

Oh,

she gave her money to buy this car. Yep. It's called a calculated financial business decision. Got myself out of a £220 monthly payment for this car. Now I get to save the money and not pay her back. Mm-hmm. Um, I worked 400 hours. What, doing Amazon Flex? Yeah, and I got this car for 50% off.

I literally paid nothing for this car. My mum paid for, um, 75% of it, and I paid— well, Amazon paid 25%, and then I guess you guys paid the rest. So I got a free car,

haha! I didn't have to do anything apart from work for 6 months.

Here's how you can get a free car without getting one on a PC pay license. First, I got Amazon to pay for my car by delivering parcels for them, and they paid for it. Literally, Jeff Bezos paid for my car. Have you seen that Mark Tilbury guy? He's such a twat. He's like, oh, how come you're a

millionaire and you don't pay for your Starbucks? I'm a millionaire and I don't pay for my Starbucks. I get it for free because I get dividends with my £100,000 investment. I get $30 a month from dividends from Starbucks. I get paid— I get Starbucks for free. I thought you said you don't pay for McDonald's. I get my

McDonald's for free because I've got 124 shares in McDonald's. That equates to £1.50 every 2 months. He's such a dick. No, he's a millionaire because he grifts on YouTube making bullshit shorts and videos. That's where he gets most of his money. So all of them—

I mean, if you invested your money— yeah, well, if you invested $200K into McDonald's and they're down 50%, But oh, he gets his free McDonald's because he gets the dividends.

You're risking $200K so you can get a free McDonald's with the dividends.

I get free energy from the sky. It's called oxygen. All I got to do is this.

And I, I take it into my lungs and it energizes in my body. Oh no, where's my little adapter? Oh, I left it on the front seat.

Where's my adapter? I need my phone adapter. See, that's why I never take it out. Why did I take it out? I should never have listened to you guys.

Oh no,

is it in my pocket?

Oh, it's in my pocket. I got it.

I wonder if there's a McDonald's nearby.

And that is why I never take it out. I need to get the new iPhone so I don't need it anymore. Get USB-C. Stupid Apple with a Lightning port. Stop making everyone's lives difficult with your stupid Lightning port.

Everything else uses USB-C, but you got to be special.

Thank God Europe made them change it. Apple's such dicks sometimes.

Why do they have to try and monopolize a port?

I had the iPhone 15 in Thailand for a few weeks. Yeah, it had a USB-C, had a macro lens as well. It was pretty nice.

I'm thinking when to go home. 4 PM.

Oh God, I think we skipped lunch. And then we make big fat juicy steak when Tesco's comes with a beer. I earned it. Today we're gonna do a whopping 12-hour stream. It's gonna be insane because I started at 11, now it's 2. We've done 3 hours 40.

Tesco says 6 PM to 7 PM. What, did you get me a Tesco too?

What do you mean Tesco said we're coming early?

No one got me a Tesco, did they?

Yesterday I made $155 plus $20 gifted subs, so that's like $175.

Not bad. Not as much as the first day. For some reason, I got more viewers on the first day.

I wonder if O2 has better connection. We're gonna make rosemary. Garlic butter pan-fried ribeyes with roasted potatoes

and chips. Steak and chips.

Too bad AJ's going to miss it cuz she doesn't like Kick. No, I don't think Blood Bucket— Blood Bucket refused. I remember back in 2023 I said I wanted to stream on Kick And Blood Bucket was like, well, no more Super Chats for me then, Daniel. So I basically had to not do Kit because Blood Bucket was

donating, I don't know, hundreds of dollars every month. She was my biggest whaler with the Super Chats. Every stream she'd drop like ¥10,000, ¥5,000.

So if I went to Kick, I would be losing that. But I barely get any Super Chats anymore. Most Super Chats I get from that David Zhang, that guy who always roasts me, and Neil Marshall sometimes.

And usually they're just like $2.

Oh, the DPD guy, what's his name? DSP. He drops like ¥10,000 donos sometimes, but very rarely.

He'll drop in like once every few months.

Do you think it's a coincidence that after we had sex she stopped watching me? So I feel like it was after that the donos started to dry up. I got a couple more from her.

Also, she never invited me me around again after we had sex. Maybe she thought if I come over again, he's going to want to have sex again.

Well, probably, yeah.

We got a new friend coming.

Engine cars are so loud.

Oh God, he's gonna park next to me, isn't he? Why are they all old middle-aged people?

No, we didn't have sex in the hotel, but I feel like maybe she wanted to. She was all dressed up nicely and she came to my hotel and she said, aren't you going to invite me in? I thought she was just dropping off the backpack and then she was going to leave. I didn't think she wanted to

stay and do a stream, but if she wanted sex, I mean, why say let's stream? Because then now we can't.

First time I had a Japanese woman in my hotel room and not have sex.

Times like this, I feel like, why would anyone want to leave the UK? This is so nice. Look at this view,

the rolling hills. The valley, the clouds.

So nice.

I think if you can find a way to live here, make some money I think it's great.

I feel like maybe I'll use UK as my home base and do a couple trips to Asia now and then and then come back here.

Oh, come on, Japan sucks compared to this. Oh wow, Japan's got big buildings and trains. Yeah, well, I got a Peugeot.

Liking a bit here.

It's just the UK is kind of far to be used as a home base from Asia.

I wouldn't want to go UK, Thailand, UK, Japan. I'd go UK, Thailand, Japan, back to UK.

Well, the car's got markings on it like a taxi or something.

I'm so hungry.

Hungry and thirsty.

Imagine I was homeless. This is what life would be like, wouldn't it? Just be sitting there waiting to die.

Be so boring. Should have brought my Switch.

I haven't had any food today. This is not a random hill. This is the most famous tin mining hill in Devon. Actually, I'm in Cornwall, to be honest. I think I'm in Cornwall, not Devon right now. I crossed the border into the next county.

Yeah, very nice views.

Well, we got a grind on Kick.

I still find it hard to believe I'm gonna make 5K a month. That's insane.

Can I download the VOD from Kick? Because I would love to edit the stream into a video for YouTube. I've had some really nice shots. Are we going anywhere today? Just back home.

I think I do have a plugin because I use it to download my OnlyFans videos.

I've got a Chrome extension.

I think today's been good. I got caught in the rain I raged at the flies, and then I saw the horses, and then I threw the boomerang.

I'm just sad that this— the driving bit in the beginning disconnected and I couldn't reconnect it because I was driving. I didn't even know it was disconnected. I got here and it said connection lost. And then I had to press end and then start again. I mean, why can't it do that on its own? Why can't it

just restart itself? Because I would have got on internet 5 minutes later. The entire drive didn't need to be disconnected.

I don't know if anyone knows about IRL Pro. Can you make it automatically reconnect?

Reported me to the police for what?

For sitting in my car?

What did they report me to the police for?

You end the sentence on such a cliffhanger. You could have written why they reported me in the same sentence.

For operating your phone.

But the stream was down, so how would they know what I was doing?

This is why I don't really want to stream driving, because

everyone taps their phone, but you are not— I don't think you're allowed to do that. You're not even allowed to touch it. Even if you're stopped.

What about only one hand on the steering wheel? This man only drives one hand on the steering wheel, please arrest him.

I really need to put pillows in here for next time. I'm gonna pimp out my boot. I'll bring some of the pillows from my sofa because I've got too many of them.

I watch Suspenders driving all the time.

He does one-handed, he talks to chat, he smokes.

No auto reconnect in iRide Pro. Damn, it sucks because I can't fiddle with it when I'm driving.

Look at that nice shot.

I think you can record the entire video to the phone whilst you're streaming, but I don't know if that would affect performance.

My feet are lagging.

How would you feel if you finally found a good way to make money?

Yeah, I feel pretty good.

Everything's working good. My stream's working good. I've got 2 connections.

Surprisingly, it works pretty well considering that I'm in the literal middle of nowhere.

I've seen people speeding in their cars on YouTube and they blur out— oh, look, a Tesla!

Blue Tesla, my electric friend. Yeah, I see people blurring out the speedometer so no one can prove that they've speeded, but isn't it proving by self-admission that you've overspeeded by putting the blur in the first place?

Jeremy Clarkson talks about all the time, talks about how he did 150 miles per hour down the motorway to rush to the hospital to see his dad before he died. So he's admitting he speeded. Wouldn't the police be able to bust him for that? He'll always say, oh, I love my Porsche because it did 150 miles per

hour, which enabled me to see my dad before he passed. And I'll never forget that.

My car can only do 90. I think max speed is like 93.

No way to prove it, but he just admitted it. He said it himself. He did it. Is that not enough?

I can buy a Tesla soon. Yeah, with my Kick money. That'd be a massive waste though.

No, I don't want to start wasting money just because I'm making money.

That is not a good idea. We need to just do the best we can with what we've got. Use what we've— what we've got. I keep saying we've like with.

Gotta use what I have before wasting money.

We're financially responsible now. It's not 2018 again.

I want to watch the first part of the stream. I'm gonna see how much driving actually— look at me in the car

fiddling about. I got so nervous.

When do we actually move?

It takes about half an hour to actually move off.

I think I want to— I think it disconnected as soon as I left my driveway.

Okay, here we go. There we go in.

I've never— I have because I did Amazon videos. I look funny when I'm driving.

It's like daddy taking the kids out on a trip. It streamed for how much longer afterwards?

Although I'm turning out the drive.

How Crip said, are we gonna fall over the first time? Actually, I drove really smoothly and the phone didn't fall over once until I got to this crossroads and I braked a bit hard. Wow, look at me drive.

It looks like I'm going pretty fast, but I was going slow.

It's so shaky. It looks kind of cool. When does it disconnect?

Yeah, someone said this feels mad fast. Yeah, it's strange how it looks really fast, but it wasn't. It was like 30 miles per hour.

Crip said she wants to know what it feels like to be vibrated by Daniel's car. I hope she's not going to get all wet and leave a puddle

on the seat.

It streamed quite a bit. Was there music? Yeah, here's where it disconnected.

The radio is going to cut in and out until we get out of here because you're in a valley.

It's funny, the radio cut out at the same time the stream cut out. Yeah, there it goes. It cut out there. I know exactly where that was. It's that bend where you go up the hill and you get out of the

valley. Oops, Redditors telling each other not to watch your Kick stream so you don't make money. Do I not make money from the VODs?

Yeah, they're so pathetic.

Oh no, the 12 people on the Reddit are not going to give me the 12 cents per view— per viewer.

I think it actually makes a difference. Like, they think that they are the majority of my viewers when they're like 12 people max.

I think I'll probably download the vlog, edit it into a 10 or 15 minute video, and then post it on YouTube. I'll make $20.

Those people are back.

Yeah, and then they'll be like, wow, Daniel's Kick streams look so great, we should go over there.

Well, the drive home should be streamed until I get to that corner. When I get to that corner That enters my village is probably gonna f. That corner sucks. It's a very sharp turn up a hill, and there's no radio signal either. And then it comes back again.

Oh no! Twenty push-ups because those people just came by. When those people leave, I'll do it.

People here.

Do it now. What, in front of the old people? They think I'm crazy.

They're going anyway.

Read Reddit, people said you'll get arrogant with the money, buy stupid stuff. Yeah, that might need to test the Model Y.

I'm using this to get out of debt. I'm gonna pay my credit cards off.

When we get out of overdraft, pay off the $5K Amazon card and then start building a savings fund.

I want to make a nice seat in the boot. Pillows, cup holder, mini fridge,

little tablet for TV. I'll put a little TV in this hole. Maybe a little portable cooker, fry some bacon.

Life really does become so much nicer when you've got a bit more money. Your entire brain chemicals just seem to change from acidic to now euphoric. You start getting all these ideas, oh, I'll do this, oh, I'll do that. But when you're broke, you're like, oh, I can't do that, I can't do this, I shouldn't do that.

The complete mindset flip just with a tiny bit of extra money.

It is nice. Oh, fly came in my car.

Yeah, I've got wild ideas, guys. Like, we go book a glamping site and we go sit in the glamping site with a barbecue, sit in the car. Or we go to the beach, just sit in our car.

Damn, they're having a good time.

Music blasting out the window.

No one drives an EV here. Everyone's got petrol cars.

Did Kick approach me? No, I messaged them. I had to prove that I've got a YouTube channel. They gave me partnership straight away.

Go in the city? No way, it's full of police, full of speeding cameras and thingies, bus lanes. No way.

Yeah, I did glamping in Thailand. I made a video.

I wiped off in the shower with a door open. No one was there. It was hot.

I hope the guy saw me and then he joined me.

Fucked me in the shower cubicle and it makes me nut and I nut all into the drain.

That'll be hot.

Then I go back to bed with his nut in my ass leaking out.

My friend's leaving.

Get a metal detector. Yeah, get some ancient Roman coins. I've got this idea. I've got some sellotape here. I'll tie Crypt up in the boot.

Fucker. What do you think? No, just joking. I'm gonna tie my phone to somewhere in the car with the tape and then get a better view for the drive home.

Let me see my photos. I took some nice photos of the car.

Oh, nice.

Nice looking car. My car looks nice. I don't know what haters are saying.

The red really pops against the green and blue. Green and blue are kind of muted the colors, aren't they? Whereas red really pops.

I really need a new phone. This iPhone sucks. Battery dies, it's so slow, overheats.

No, I didn't remove the tape. It's stuck there. I need to get some kind of glue adhesive remover. Oh, the push-ups! I forgot.

Nearly got

scammed. Can you see it?

I can't see if you can see.

This tripod's really annoying. I can't get it to stay in place.

Is that good?

How were my push-ups?

I'm hungry now.

That was 20. What are you talking about?

The rewind button doesn't work on the, on the app.

I can do 30 in one go, easy.

I do 30 push-ups every morning, every day. Really easy.

Did anyone clip the push-ups? No one clips anything. You guys never clip stuff. Do you not know how to do it? You know you can clip clips like Twitch.

All my best content's being missed.

I'm starving.

More push-ups.

Clip it yourself. I'm the streamer, you guys are the viewers, supposed to clip it for me.

What am I paying you for? Yeah, I look pretty good.

Clip your backside.

Wow, 120 viewers. Nice. I'm getting paid $18 an hour to sit in my car enjoying the view.

Remember I clipped the bit when I trashed Mark Tilbury and I put why I hate Mark Tilbury?

Who made him do push-ups? Mummy redeemed the 1,500 points. I wonder how much money I get for the work you have to put in to make 1,500 500 points in the chat. How much do I get from your contribution? Your hard work as a viewer, an engaging viewer, not a lurker who doesn't say anything.

Future Ryan Boundless. Yeah, I mean, it's not bad. You find a nice place to park up. Oh, I need some drinks.

It's a nice break from being in the house all the time.

I'll try and think of other rewards if you don't want push-ups. What else can I do?

Um, remove a piece of clothing, 10,000 points.

Ryan needs to get on Kick then.

YouTube is rubbish, pays you peanuts. Get paid $200 a day sitting in my car. On YouTube, this would have made like $20.

Can Ryan get immediate partnership? Maybe if he links his YouTube channel. He's got a lot of subs as well, doesn't he? Have like 50K subs. I reckon that's enough.

He shouldn't have deleted his viral videos. It might have helped.

Yeah, I wish I did do Kick 5 months ago. I would have made 20K by now.

How long are we gonna sit here? It takes about half an hour to get home.

I love how you can just see out forever with nothing getting in the way.

You don't really get that in Japan unless you're on top of the mountains.

Redeem 100,000 points. I will sleep here tonight under the stars. Damn, the Starry Night would look good here. I bet there's barely any light pollution. Where would the light pollution come from? There's nothing around here. Nearest city is about an hour's drive away.

Not many people here today either, even though it's the weekend. Last time I came, it was much busier.

It's really uncomfortable.

It says I have— it

says I've only got one offer for my car, so I didn't get any bids yesterday.

So the only offer I have is that rubbish £5,000 one.

No thanks.

No thank you. Keep my car.

I want 8K or nothing.

I want to get pillows. My back's killing me. I didn't think I was going to do this and sit in the car, but it's quite fun.

I'm going to turn the back seat, the boot, into like a little sofa.

What is a dogging car park? It's a car park for past the clock.

Wow, 136 viewers. If I film a quick Instagram Short now, I might be able to get more people from Instagram to come over.

Should I do it?

Do I do a video for a story?

I can only take a photo.

I'll take a photo then. Oh, I download that photo of the screenshot on Discord of me with the view. That'll be a great story.

Isn't it funny? I'm only on Kick because that guy kept pestering me to come on Kick, and I was like, okay, I'm gonna go on Kick just to prove you wrong. And then I'm on Kick, I'm making more money than I've ever made ever. The irony.

Pie in my face.

I'll screenshot this one.

Put it on Instagram and then they join. I'm about to leave.

Wait, where is it?

It doesn't let me post a screenshot as an Instagram Sorry, what the fuck?

Uh, maybe I'll post the picture of my car.

Streaming on Kick now, road trip. Such clickbait. The only road trip is me going home. Link.

I'll get my Kick link.

It's weird, you can't put a screenshot as a story.

Paste. Share.

See if we can boost the viewership.

Why not become a cleaner? Because you only make £12 an hour. I'm making £20 an hour sitting in my car,

and I can do it as long as I want. Whereas with real work, you're limited. You can only do 8 hours or only do 4 hours part-time. I can do 12 hours if I want, or 6 if I want. I've got full freedom and flexibility.

I really wish I prepared like a little picnic. That would have been so cool.

We gotta hit all the spots now.

I feel like this is actually much

easier than streaming in my house, and the time passes much quicker, and it looks kind of cool on the camera.

Well, I'll go home and I'll do the house stream anyway,

but I think a bit of variety would be

nice.

Yeah, one— yeah, £12 an hour times 40 hours a week is £1,900. But then you've got to spend 160 hours a month cleaning and working,

and that's rubbish. I could make £5,000 a month doing this.

No, it is unlimited because I can do it as long as I want. I can do 24 hours. If I just took a lot of coffee. So I could make as much money as I want. Yeah, it's limited by the view count in that way, but when you're talking about how much work I can do, it's like

with Amazon Flex, I was making good money, but I was only able to do 4 hours a day, so I couldn't make any more because they wouldn't let me. My point is, with streaming, I can stream as long as I want. I don't know if you're willfully missing the point or just being stupid.

Like, with a cleaning job, you're never going to make more than the minimum wage. With Kick or streaming or YouTube,

You never know, you could randomly go viral, someone talks about you or

promotes you. So you got ups and downs, whereas a normal job is just flat. You're not going to get a promotion as a cleaner, are you?

You can make as much money as you want, yet you have all this debt. Yeah, because I just started 2 days ago. I just started Kick 2 days ago. Obviously the debt's not gonna go in 2 days. Are you sick? We've got the first retard from YouTube joining the Kick stream. He's actually a moron. I've just started

Kick 2 days ago and he thinks I'm gonna wipe out all my debts. Straight away,

the haters are finding their way here. I mean, they're not even hating, they're just being stupid, saying idiotic things like, oh, cleaner, £12 an hour. I'm making fucking £20 an hour, bitch. Sit down and shut up,

fucking moron.

Imagine quitting this and then going and get a job as a cleaner for £12 an hour, doing 160 hours a month, busting your balls off to make not even half of what I could make on Kick by doing nothing and just sitting in my car doing nothing, having to put up with your nonsense.

Dumb motherfucking ass comment, as Americans would say.

Also, I can do this every single day. A full-time job you do 5 days a week, you're missing out on 8 days. I'm gonna do 31 days a month, 15 hours a day. I'm gonna be rich. Look at this.

£20 an hour, 15 hours a day, 31 days a month. I make £9,000 in a month. Take your cleaning job and shove it up your ass.

50% taxes. No, it's not. It's like 30%, 20% for low income bracket, and then the next bracket is 30%. Yeah,

obviously I know I gotta pay taxes. You think I'm retarded?

Surprised you have 130 viewers already. Yeah, already better than YouTube. I got same if not more viewers than YouTube and making 10 times the money. And then this clown saying I should get a cleaning job.

I got a donor. Hold on,

just got to approve it.

Um, oh wow, thanks, D Jang. At least you're fine sitting in a car all day and not going insane. Some people need something to look forward to. I doubt most people could sit in a car all day even if they made more money. Yeah, well, I'm very good at just sitting around doing nothing. That's why I'm a

good day trader, because I have the patience and the tolerance to not get bored.

Although, I mean, I do get bored, but the bored— if the boredom pays, I'll sit through it.

We're doing car boot streams now.

My account is down. Well, it's up a lot from where it was last week. It's up like 80%. Market's going to tank, trust me.

When it tanks, then you'll be like, oh wow, Daniel's actually good at trading. Take day trading,

make it more interesting. How? If I had a girl with me,

then that might be more interesting.

No, my day trading account is down $2K, but that's just because back in 2021 I blew a lot of money stupidly,

not knowing what I was doing. But I have more experience now and I'm much better. I've only blown like 1% of the account so far.

Yeah, my mum's gonna be surprised when she gets a big fat check of 10K suddenly come in. She'll be like, wow, Daniel, where you get the money? Did you fuck a gay guy and he paid you?

You wish.

No, I've got ideas and, um, I feel enthused— what's the word? I feel motivated to actually get out here and do stuff instead of just sit in my house. Like, today was a good first step. We got in the car, we came here, we tested out the setup, and it worked.

Now I'm thinking we go further afield, different places. The only other problem is my social anxiety.

It's easy now because there's no one around, but if there's crowds of people, I'd be a bit nervous.

And we can also use the car to make money. The car's finally not just sitting there being no use, it's actually providing value now.

I can't be like Sam Pepper walking around looking like a clown talking really loudly.

And more discreet.

Might start to head home now. It's half 3, we'll get back at 4. Tesco's is coming at

6 to 7. 6,

6 to 7.

Yeah, I guess when there's money on the line, good money, things like social anxiety, you don't care about it as much.

Where are we? We are at the lovely Kit Hill. Beautiful views. I think someone's just camping over there. We've got beautiful views.

In my car,

soaking up the sun.

Oh, the wind feels nice.

Look at this view, so nice.

Look at the sky, it's nice and clear. It was raining earlier, I got a bit wet. I feel like I can just reach out and grab all that land, scrunch it up.

Playing too much Mario Kart makes you feel like you just roll down this hill and boost into the distance doing backflips. I don't know how a car does a backflip.

I definitely recommend my OnlyFans. I've got a nice buttock.

Yeah, teens are big. You're at your physical peak when you're like 18 years old. It's basically adulthood. Or the cusp of it.

Probably your strongest form is when you're like 17, 18, 16 maybe, if you're athletic.

If you're built well, you'll be built well. I mean, look at Arnold Schwarzenegger's, um, bastard son. The one he had with the maid, he's ripped from when he was like 15.

That guy would be a Spartan warrior from 16 years old.

It's not like if you're a twig when you're a teenager, you're going to become ripped in your 30s. You'll be a twig your whole life unless you do extreme training.

Japanese youth did not beat me up. They just ganged up on me and intimidated me.

Ah, ryukkei. Ah, omae.

な んで 取 って た？ おい ル ック、 なん で 取 って た お 前？ お 前 なん で 取 って た？

取 る ん じゃ ね え よ お 前。 Shut the fuck up, idiot. Trying to speak like a y aku za. I sound like a gay.

Go back to mommy 's house. Eat some nat to and

ramen. Stupid idiots. I would have knocked them all out. Whirlwind kick in the face.

They sounded so low class. The way they spoke was like pure Osaka dialect.

Travels of Japan.

Everyone coming here is a middle-aged person.

Do you think they really would have attacked me in the middle of the shopping center roof? In front of everyone. Japanese people wouldn't help though. That's what scares me. If it was England, you'd go, help! And people come running. You think Japanese oばasan, or like middle-aged Japanese housewife, is gonna come running? They'll just give you a quick

stare and walk away. I heard Gimme a Break Man talk about this. He said when people are in fights, no one helps, and he stepped in to help, and then he ended up getting reported to the police, so he doesn't do it anymore.

I've got a new friend.

Is that a Vauxhall Mokka? Sunny's favorite car.

Yeah, I'd be scared because Japanese people won't help. They're too worried about themselves.

Do you think Ice is gonna see my Instagram story again?

My story. Whoa, who's that? Oh, that's the Ukrainian girl. She looks nicer than when I met her.

They're from Manchester.

I think she unfollowed me. She would look pretty nice if she didn't have all these tattoos and she had normal hair. She's always got like pink or blue hair. Her hair looks damaged from all the dyeing.

Um, I do have a business. It's called my Kick channel and YouTube channel and my Patreon, my OnlyFans. Are these not businesses? HMRC would disagree.

The problem is with these outside streams, I'm gonna have to buy more data. Or get unlimited SIMs.

It's more people showing up. Maybe I'll leave soon.

Oh, he's parking right next to me.

Yeah, I feel like I'm being closed in if they park on either side. Why are they coming now at like 3 o'clock?

There's more people coming.

Another one over there.

There's a lot of people coming now.

Well, they'll get out and they'll leave to go hiking. There's a lot of hiking trails I want to go to. It's Drake's Trail, there's the moors, all these places that I was going to go with Sunny, but then she dumped me. I mean, Sunny could be doing this this weekend. We could be out hiking, visiting places, and

streaming it like we did in Japan, making $20 an hour.

See, this is what it could have been like. It could have been great. We could have done what we did in Japan, walked around streaming, going these trails and hikes around Devon and Cornwall. And then I'll be doing it on Kick, so it's a lot less toxic here than YouTube. But no, she has to like freak out

and dump me and try and get me to delete my YouTube channel. I mean, we could have been enjoying all this together, and look what she did— destroyed it all.

That's what's so infuriating about it. Like, this is so nice, and then we could have been doing this together and having a good time making money, just like we did in Japan. This is what we were supposed to be doing.

This is what we planned.

And then she goes and gets a boring 9-to-5 and then tries to get me to get one

it. Yeah, it's way less toxic here cuz my stupid haters haven't been bothered to come over to the stream. What, he's leaving already? He just came and now he's leaving. I bet he's lazy, he's going to drive to the top and car park.

I bet he goes up.

Yeah, he's going up.

This is my favorite place yet. It's so quiet.

I think the camera doesn't do the view justice.

Sunny missing out $20 an hour shared by 2 people. Well, obviously I'm not sharing it. I get all the money. I'll buy her an ice cream.

I worked hard to achieve this. What did she do?

And buy her an ice cream and a Cornish pasty,

but the money's mine.

There's a lot of people coming now.

Why are they coming so late though? I bet the sunset looks cool from here. When does the sun set? Maybe 10 PM. I need to go home and get my Tesco's.

I feel like I'm stuck now. I'm surrounded by people.

They're all coming all at once. It's really weird.

People over there.

Also, everyone's white here and really friendly.

They're just having a chat now, and they're complete strangers.

No, I'm not going to Tesco. I've got a Tesco delivery coming to my house.

I'm anxious because people here are more chatty, and I'm not very chatty,

so I feel weird. Like, should I say hello? If they don't say hello to me, I won't say hello back then.

He's getting— oh, he's parking Right next to me, right next to me. Oh my God, right next to me.

I can't even talk now.

Why are there so many people?

Yeah, I might be gone.

It could be water now.

Everyone came all at the same time. Is this like a meetup place? They all seem to know each other as well.

Oh,

that's pretty good.

I can't

believe they're standing in front of my car.

I think they all know each other.

Might be a bad idea.

Is that like your car? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I think. Yeah.

I'm trapped.

But I can't park at the moment. I'm waiting for my parents to come home. Can't park.

Hello, where are you? Yeah,

they're not going anywhere. Where are you?

Yeah, it's a sort of place where you can stay.

What's going on here? Very quiet today.

My neighbours generally, generally good, but yeah, there's a couple of those in that pub. Oh, were there? Oh, up there? Yeah, no, I used to live, um, well, a bit closer. Um, well, I did live in Abertillery for a while.

Yeah, it's like a dead end. Yeah, like a shoulder edge.

Yeah.

I think

they're going. Oh my God.

My phone's lagging so bad, I

can barely do anything on it.

Oh, I can't approve the dono, the stupid Phone is so slow.

Nomis piss off! Nomis piss off! Nomis piss off! Nomis piss off! Nomis piss off! Nomis piss off! Nomis piss off! Nomis piss off! Nomis piss off! Get out of the way of my ev!

He nomis get the fuck out of my way! Can't you see my expensive F? He nomies, get the fuck out of my way. Can't you see my expensive F? He nomies, get the fuck out of my way. Can't you see my expensive F?

You know what I noticed? That everyone here is called either Aaron or Caleb. Oh geez, what a great Letting everything go.

So I thought I'd put the phone here.

I think it will stay in place.