[2021-12-19] Why I HATE My Ex Wife [oGs7ZTxQD_Q]

Okay, where's my phone?

Is it streaming?

Testing.

Is it

streaming? Yes,

it is.

Why does it look blurry?

Wow, that looks so much better now after I

wiped it.

Stupid camera lens keeps getting smudged.

Wow, that looks so much better.

Why is the mirror on the floor? I don't

know where to put it. I took it down from

there because it kept reflecting the

sunlight. I might sit in front of it at

one point.

Okay, what are we doing today? I did my

laundry today. You can see it everywhere.

I got a dress.

Maybe I'll wear it if I get donations,

which I pretty much got sexy red

dress.

I think the apartment is still really

cool. Yeah, it's nice. Ever since I moved

to this apartment, my bloody channel died,

didn't it? Because it's now— it's so

boring because Daniel just stays in his

apartment.

Yeah, well, even when I leave the

apartment, I still get the same views I

always get. Look at my Liverpool videos.

Still just 10K. It's not like, oh,

when I go to Liverpool or I go outside and

vlog outside, the views are 2 times more.

It's exactly the same.

So now I just feel like, what's the point

making an effort vlogging outside and

going places and vlogging it when I get

the same views just sitting on my kitchen

floor?

What happened to the Liverpool girl? She

never talked to me again since I came back

from Liverpool. She didn't even say, oh,

are you back in Manchester now?

Um, are you coming back to Liverpool?

Nothing. Didn't even hear a single word

from her. And then when I was talking to

her when I was in Liverpool, she just kept

going on and on about her ferret.

That's, that's all she wanted to talk

about was her stupid ferret. She kept

sending me pictures of it and little

videos, and then I didn't really know what

to say to it, so I was just like, oh,

that's nice, haha. And then she said,

Daniel's interested in my ferret, 2 out of

10. Well, sorry, I'm not really very

interested in a bloody animal. I like

cats, I think they're cute, but if that's

the only thing you want to talk about is a

stupid ferret I'm here in Liverpool

waiting for you to come and meet me.

Can't be bothered.

I can't just tell her, yeah, I'm not

really interested. So what can I do?

What am I supposed to say? Yeah, it's

cute. Okay,

what else do you say? There's nothing else

to say to it.

You're just sending me like clips of your,

of your ferret and then expecting me to do

what? I don't know. It was cool the first

few times. I haven't really seen a pet

ferret before. And after the 100th time of

the same thing, it gets a little bit

boring. I don't know what else to say

about it.

I don't really care anymore. Well, at

least I got to see the slavery museum,

which was cool, and the Titanic stuff,

which I didn't think would be that

interesting. And I got to check Liverpool

out. Liverpool's actually my number one

choice now to, to live in.

I think I'd rather live in Liverpool than

Manchester because it's cheaper.

And there's a lot of new developments on

the waterfront in Liverpool that are very

cheap. They're only like £600-£700 a

month, and they're brand new buildings,

and they've got a nice view of the river.

It seems like Liverpool is a couple

hundred pounds cheaper in terms of rent

than Manchester,

and it was quite nice there as well. So

I'm thinking, I'm not sure.

First I've got to go to Scotland, see if I

like it there or not. Then after Scotland,

I guess I've got to decide, do I want to

rent another place or just go home?

I'm not sure. I kind of want to go home,

but then I remember all the fights I had

with my mum, and then I'm just like, uh,

Maybe I'm just not remembering the bad

times enough, because after enough time

passes, you kind of forget how bad it was.

Why am I going to Scotland? Well, why do

you think?

Well, they've got a capsule hotel in

Scotland, and there's that train that I

wanted to vlog.

There's no way you could stream like this

at home. Why not?

I can't do cooking streams back home cuz I

can't get good internet in the kitchen.

Well, I did sneak down a few times at

night, didn't I?

I like my streaming setup back home better

with the purple light and the webcam. I

just don't like the lighting here. The

best way I could get lighting was by

sitting here, and then you have that

light, but the light is just really harsh.

Look how bright the light is.

The channel died after you left Japan?

No, the channel died when I could— when I

stopped being able to find girls who would

vlog with me. That's all I need. I just

need like a girl who wants to do vlogs

together. It's so easy. That's all I need.

But that's like the hardest thing in the

world to get. They keep changing their

mind. They say, oh yeah, you can put me in

videos. Then 2 weeks later they say, I'll

actually take it down. Or I meet

them, they don't mind being in videos,

but then I don't really feel— no,

I don't really feel that very comfortable

making videos with them. It just feels too

awkward. I felt very comfortable

making videos with Mina and Chihiro.

It was hard to find someone who's okay

with it, and then also I feel comfortable

Because I kind of need a second person to

bounce off of. Me just on my

own, I guess it's not really that

interesting enough, hence the drop

in views. So people found it more

interesting when I was with someone, even

if it was with a guy, because they could

like See how Daniel interacts with another

I just— I can't find anyone that I'd want

to do it with,

so I don't really know what to do about

it, really.

Get a guy in your videos. I did that

before and it's just so boring.

And then you try and cut them loose and

then they get upset and then they start

like, I don't know, once you start

bringing people onto the channel, it's not

always easy to like get rid of them. I

tried to get rid of Casey by blocking him

and he just keeps coming back. Even now

he's still like trying to get back on my

Discord, make videos about me again.

That's the annoying thing about involving

other people in the channel. You can't get

rid of them easily in some cases.

Can I unban Casey? No, because he keeps

trying to be a troll. I'm not interested

in talking to trolls. I don't know why

people keep trying to troll me.

I want to talk to sane, normal people

on Discord, not stupid kids and trolls who

just want to troll and be idiots. I can't

talk to a troll. It's like talking to a

drunk person. It's just a waste of time.

What's the point? Talking to a troll is

like talking to a brick wall.

As soon as I think they're a troll, I just

ban them straight away because they're a

waste of time. They're not even real

people. They're like less than real people

because they're just faking this persona.

And what's the point if it's not real?

Then I'm not interested in talking to

them. I'm a troll. Yeah, I make trolly

content, but it doesn't mean I want to be

trolled. It doesn't mean, hey look, I make

troll content, come and troll me, hahaha.

No, the troll content is to like fool the

dumb people who, who are really serious

and don't get it that it's a troll, and

for us to laugh at them. It's like for us

who know, who are in on the joke, it's for

us to go, haha, look at those dumb people,

they don't even understand it's a joke.

Why is there static in the audio? I don't

know. Let me check.

I haven't done anything to the audio.

It's just my phone.

Testing, testing, testing, testing,

testing, testing, testing, testing.

Testing, testing, testing, testing.

It's not really anything wrong with the

audio, there's just like a slight

clicking. Maybe my phone's breaking,

maybe I need to buy a new phone. Oh, I

just bought a MacBook, by the way,

because I woke up this morning feeling

really motivated to make something cool.

And I was chatting to someone a couple

nights ago about it, and I just kind of

threw it out there as like a silly idea.

But now I'm thinking, actually, that's a

pretty good idea. I want to make a game.

I want to make an iOS game of hiding in my

room. I've got so much— so many good ideas

for this, but it's going to be such a

pain. I've got to relearn how to code and

make iPhone games again.

Would I make it for Android? I don't know.

I had to choose between do I make an

Android, Steam, or iOS. Android is

a pain because there's so many different

Android devices with different screen

sizes. There's so many different programs,

they all look rubbish. And then Steam, I

don't know. I prefer iOS because I've made

games on iOS before and Apple is like the

most basic, easy to use, easy to navigate,

beginner-friendly kind of program and

software. So I went for Apple. I don't

know if you guys use iPhone. It would kind

of suck if most you guys don't have an

iPhone, cuz then I'm making this game,

none of you guys could even play it.

But then apparently, according to surveys,

people who have iPhones are more likely to

pay for apps than Android users, and I

want to charge like $2 for the game. Not,

not doing it for free, you know.

Might do a survey. So first you need an

iPhone, then you've actually got to want

to play and buy the games. It's kind of— I

don't know how many people I could get to

buy this game. It's not really about

money, to be honest. I mean, I do want to

make money, but I'm not stupid. I know

most of my fan base is gone now. I should

have done this like a year ago or 2 years

ago and had a much bigger fan base, but

there's still some of you guys left, and I

think this is a really cool idea if I can

pull it off. If I can just relearn what I

already learned 6 years ago,

I think this could be really cool. It's so

annoying I gave up on coding as around the

same time my channel started growing. I

should have kept with the coding thing I

could have made like a ton of games and

promoted it to my much larger viewership

back then. It's kind of annoying. I always

think of things too late.

So the idea of the game is just going to

be like a basic 2D side-scrolling platform

shooter, and then the character is

me, and then each level is going to be

like different arcs, you know, how like

Pet Station arc The single mother

arc, Tomoko arc, marriage arc.

We'll have a level for each of the arcs on

my channel. And then at the end of each

level, have like a boss. So end of the

petrol station arc boss would be the Nepal

guy. And then you go like kill him or

something, go like beat him up. And then

the end of the marriage arc would be like

Chihiro. The Chihiro would be the final

boss, and then she'll like summon Casey to

be a bullet sponge, and then you go like

take down Casey to finish off Chihiro. I

think it's such a funny idea.

You could do IRL streams. No, you need to

have like really extroverted, loud

personality to do IRL. You would be like,

hey guys, what's up, talking to strangers.

That's what made Ice Poseidon so

entertaining. I can't do that.

As soon as you get another person next to

me, I just like shut down. I become really

I got all these ideas, like you can have

Turkish girl mini boss and then she like

sprays blood at you as her special attack.

She, she rains blood. And you got to avoid

it. It would be so funny. I could just

picture the game already. It would be in

my art style, and then the main character

would be me, and then it would be very

simple. Just have like a few frames for

the animation. So you could have like

running, and he'd be slightly, slightly

swaying like those game characters do.

Why do I hate my ex-wife? Because she's

stupid and she won't get back together

with me. It's so unfair. I dumped Mina and

I kicked Pia out my house and I even

bought her an expensive birthday present

and she still doesn't want to take me

back. I hate her.

That's some classic Daniel for you. I

can't believe she doesn't want me back. I

said sorry. Jesus, I only cheated like

12 times. What's her problem? Bloody hell,

I should make that video actually. It

would be pretty funny. I feel like it's

not as funny as it used to be now because

people know that I'm just trolling and

they left now they realized. Oh,

thanks Neil. I'll put the Super Chat

towards my game development. Well, I've

already started the process. I paid £880

to buy the 2020 MacBook M1 Air Edition.

I got the cheapest MacBook. I'd only get

like the 2021 MacBook Pro version.

People don't know you're trolling. I, I

can't believe there's people out there who

still don't realize when I'm taking the

piss after all these years. Come on.

But it's not really fun anymore now

because there's not as many people. I

think I kind of ruined it by making it—

maybe I did make it a bit too obvious.

People think you're 100% serious. It

depends what it's about though. You owe

Happa Beauty an apology. Why?

Apparently my subreddit, something's

happened to it. I wouldn't

know because I never check it because I've

got a life instead of hating on people on

Reddit. But apparently people can't

create new posts on the subreddit. I don't

know, maybe Christmas has come early and

Happa Beauty has had an accident.

One could only hope.

Finally, sweet revenge will be mine.

I will show them.

My curse is working. I cast a spell on

the 15th of October.

Do I use HelloTalk? That's how I met

Tomoko. And then I got banned on HelloTalk

because I was flirting with the girls.

Stupid HelloTalk.

What was

I talking about? Oh yeah, I spent £100— I

mean £880 on the cheapest MacBook 2020 M1

chip. I don't really feel like I need to

get the MacBook Pro, it's too much, it's

overkill. So initial investment £880.

I don't know how much money I can make

from this game. If I charge $3, what if

only like 10 people buy it?

I would have to do some serious promoting,

like do a let's play of my own game so I

can show how cool it is, hype it up,

promote it in every video. I could maybe

get— I don't know how many people would be

willing to spend like $2. Come on, it's

only $2. And I'll

make it really good. I have different

levels, I have characters from the

channel, and we have cool art style, and

I'm going to make the gameplay fun.

What kind of game? It's going to be like a

2D side-scrolling game, like Mario.

Yeah, like Mario. You can jump And then

there's going to be enemies. The enemies

will be filthy subredditors, and then

they'll like shoot things at you. Maybe

they can shoot like hate comments. I don't

know what the projectiles would look like.

The enemies would be like filthy

subredditors and disgusting haters.

I'll have to like make a character design

for the filthy haters. They can be like

these fat neckbeards. No, they'll be like

these black shadowy characters in hoods,

sinister looking. Then Casey can be like

final boss and he's like massive fat sumo

wrestler. And then he's

got like these massive balls that say

friend on it and he's throwing them at me.

And then Chihiro comes and then uses him

as a body shield. That'd be so funny.

I've got so many ideas for this game.

It's— the problem is, do I have the

motivation and willpower? Because I get

depressed and then I just feel like, oh,

I can't be bothered to do anything.

That's the number one thing holding me

back. It's not that I can't do it because

I have done it in the past. I have made a

game before and I put it onto the App

Store. It's just I wake up some days

and I just, I can't be bothered to do

anything. It's a real problem.

Just feels so— everything just feels so

hopeless and meaningless. I just don't

want to do anything. And then days like

today, I wake up, I'm like, oh my God, I

want to do this, I want to make that,

I've got this idea and that idea. It's

like bipolar mood swings. Every 2 days.

It sucks being me, and nothing's ever

consistent because my mood just flips.

Hopefully, you know, by the time the

MacBook arrives, I still want to do this.

Imagine it arrives and I can't be bothered

anymore. Refund. Maybe it's

all this soy I'm eating, it's giving me

It's making me very emotional drinking. I

mean, I'm eating a lot of this soy yogurt

and miso paste, which is basically soy,

and hyul, which I think has soy. I don't

It's such a good idea. Why didn't I do it

last year or 2 years ago? Oh, I'm so

stupid. I had such a much, much bigger

audience back then that would have loved

it. Unless the audience that would have

loved it are still here, and that's you

guys, and the people that left were the

people who never bought it in the first

place. Maybe,

maybe I still got the good guys left.

Fix the audio. I don't know how. How can I

fix it?

Does that help? Maybe there's something

in the microphone hole.

Maybe it's like a software problem. I

I started making the thumbnail for my new

video. I'll show you.

It looks so funny, but it doesn't really

look like her. That's the problem. It's

supposed to be— I'm making the video about

Tomoko. What do you think?

She doesn't look old enough. I'm not sure

how to make her look old. Maybe more laugh

lines. I did laugh lines, but then

it looked like a mustache and not laugh

lines. I kind of like the crazy

Still got to work on that thumbnail a bit

more. I think it's pretty funny.

Wrinkles. Yeah, give her some crow's feet

on her eyes. Crow's feet and more laugh

lines, maybe.

How I got catfished by an old

Japanese woman, and then I'll make some

Tomoko merch.

What happened to her? She's not uploaded

anything on her YouTube channel in over a

year now. I can't believe it's been 4

years. When we get to 2022, it's going to

be 5 years since the whole Tomoko thing

happened. That was so funny.

I was actually really into her. I really

liked her, thinking she was like a

27-year-old girl who was in love with me.

And then I go to Japan and meet her, and I

see this old woman standing there waiting

for me. I was like, oh my God, why is she

hunched over? She had this smell as well,

like this elderly smell. The smell

of death. No,

smell of aging. I don't know what that

And then we held hands because I was too

awkward. I couldn't— I had to carry on

pretending that I was still really into

her because I didn't know how to react

when I saw her.

And then we went to the hotel.

Uh, it's quite funny now I look back at

it. And then, give me a break, man, was

like having a go at me because I was being

rude to her.

It's the Tomoko from his channel. No,

it's a different Tomoko. It's not his

Tomoko. His Tomoko is better looking.

If it was his Tomoko, I wouldn't have

complained so much. She's actually not bad

looking for her age. What happened to

Gimme a Break, man? I haven't checked his

channel in ages.

I don't really think it's a problem

retelling the old stories because I'm

retelling it in a different way, and I'm

using artwork, all brand new artwork,

to, um, illustrate this story, which I

think gives it new life. And it has been

many years, so I don't really feel like

Disney does it, they remake their movies.

I don't have other stories to tell. I

mean, I have stories from this year, but

they're still in the oven, if you know

what I mean. They need time to mature.

It's like wine, it's like a fine cheese.

No one wants to hear the same story.

Well, I'll just change details. I'll say

stuff like, she seduced me and lured me

into a hotel.

When I asked her if she was on protection,

she said yes, when actually she wasn't.

Luckily, my sperm doesn't work and I

didn't get her pregnant. I could say that.

So anything new going on in your life?

Well, yes, but I'm kind of scared to talk

about it because I feel like if I talk

about it, it's gonna jinx it. So every

time I talk about stuff and start bragging

about it, you know what happens? It gets

fucked up. It's like I'm cursed.

I start bragging about some date I went

on, then next week they've unmatched me,

and I'm like, oh my God, they unmatched

me. It's like when I talk about stuff, it

jinxes it.

Well, I got a few dates next week coming

up. The problem is they both have children

and they're both really tall. One's 5'9,

the other one's 6'1. So I got these

height boosting adjusters for my shoes.

See that? That boosts my height by 1 inch.

So with these, I can get up to 5 foot 10,

I think. But still, 5 foot 10 is quite a

bit shorter than 6 foot 1, isn't it? That

means I'm still 3 inches shorter than 6

foot 1.

Hopefully it's fine. She said she doesn't

mind, but it's just I

think I might feel a bit weird about it

because I'm very insecure about my looks

and my manliness. And my height was like

the only thing— because I'm usually taller

than most girls— my

height was like the only thing I felt

comfortable with. But now I've got to go

get these. Hopefully they're okay to walk

I don't really mind if she's taller than

me if we get on and we click and she's

hot, then I can look

past the height thing. But it's just in

the beginning it might be a bit awkward.

Yeah, these feel fine. Look, I'm 5'10 now.

It's a little obvious I've got things in

my shoes. Look, I'm 5 foot 10.

Well, if I just spike my hair up, if I

style my hair like this, I can make myself

5 foot 11. Maybe Tom

Holland is shorter than Zendaya. Yeah,

but Zendaya is 5 foot 10. No, wait, Tom

Holland is 5 foot 8. Zendaya is 5 foot 10,

isn't she? So she's only 2 inches more.

This girl is like four inches more,

so that's like imagine Zendaya was six

foot. Yeah, this feels feels okay.

It's quite spongy feeling.

Just it feels a bit weird, like when when

my heels. Hit the floor, my knees feel

a bit unnatural. So I don't— I

feel like Jar Jar Binks. You know when Jar

Jar Binks walks? He has that funny walk.

I'll show you how I walk. Let me know if

it looks weird. How can I put it here?

Does it look like I'm walking weird?

Looks really weird. Oh my God, do you

think she's gonna notice? She might be

upset if she knows that I put these in my

shoes. Do you think she'd be upset? Are

there any tall girls here? Do you feel

annoyed when like your height is made a

big fuss of? Oh no,

it does feel a bit weird.

As you'll notice, I think we'll be fine.

Practice walking outside. Oh, but I don't

want to go outside. I don't need to go

outside really because I already went

Maybe she doesn't mind me being shorter,

but I mind. I want to be a bit taller.

Otherwise, how— if I'm gonna make eye

contact, I've got to lift my head up

loads, like, like this when I'm talking to

You start walking like a duck. I feel like

Jar Jar Binks.

Maybe if we just go to a coffee shop and

we sit down, that'd be nice. If she takes

me somewhere where we're walking a lot,

I hope she doesn't wear heels. Like when I

met Mida, she had these massive platform

shoes. 5-inch soles, and then she kept

saying stuff like, you're much shorter

than I thought, but you're shorter than

me, haha. I was still taller than

her even with a 5-inch platform,

5-centimeter platform boots on. I kept

taking her in front of the mirror and

saying, look, I'm still taller than you,

shut up.

I hate the height thing.

But in a way, I think it's nice if

the woman is bigger than the man because

then she doesn't have to worry about being

attacked. You know what's really difficult

as a kind of creepy guy who gives off

creepy guy vibes? Women get creeped out

and they get worried for their safety

because it's like a lot of dangerous

creepy guys out there, isn't it? But if

the woman is bigger than the man, do you

think they're gonna be worried? There's no

way I could beat up a 6-foot-tall person.

No way. They would just like destroy

me. They would just like overpower me. I

couldn't attack and, you know, force

myself on a 6-foot-tall person.

But if they're like 5 foot Yeah, if I

wanted to, I probably could.

So maybe she'll feel less,

you know, that won't really be a problem,

me, me being a threat.

Well, we'll see how it goes. Hopefully it

won't really be too much of a problem.

She seems nice.

She does modeling, which is kind of funny

because now it sounds like I'm going on a

date with a 6-foot-tall model. What?

Not joking, not trolling. That's true.

Literally have a date with a 6-foot-tall

Well, I'm not really gonna have too many

expectations because my recent dates have

just gone nowhere. This will probably be

the same. Ditch the

man heels, it looks weird when you walk.

Does it look that obvious?

Oh, you're making me worried now.

Let me try again. It feels like

I'm on, on the moon, you know, like

spacewalking. So I feel like

there's springs in my shoes.

Your ankles are really high out the shoe.

Yeah, but when I go out, I'll have my

trousers down. I'm not gonna roll them up

like this. They do look really high.

Look at my heel.

My heel is almost out the shoe.

Oh, maybe I can go into town and get some

new shoes that have a thicker sole.

Look, if I roll down my trousers, you

can't really see it. Let's see.

I'm not going to wear these trousers.

I'll wear my black jeans.

There's so many people outside my door.

What's worse, being shorter or trying too

hard to be taller?

Even with these in, I'm still gonna be way

shorter. I reckon my eyes would

come up to her chin, like she'll

be like this, maybe like

How tall is Ice Poseidon? Because he was

pretty tall when I met him. Please tell me

he's like 6 foot 4. What if Ice Poseidon

was even shorter than she is? What if Ice

Poseidon is only 5'11?

Maybe he was.

Army boots. But if I've got big boots on,

That seems even more obvious.

He's 6 foot 2 and they're 3 and a half.

Oh, so he is a lot taller than this girl.

Yeah, Ice was pretty tall. Gary was even

taller. It's like being next to basketball

players. They were huge. I felt like a

midget. Chihiro's head didn't even come up

to Ais' shoulders. She was like a little

dwarf.

Well, I'll practice walking around,

um, a few hours before the date, and if

they're really bad, I'll just quickly take

them out. Where can I put them? In my

pocket, maybe.

He's 5 foot 8. No, he's not. I'm 5 foot 9.

Ice is like 6 foot at least.

Throw them in the bin. No, I need them.

See, this is another problem dating in

England. So many of the girls are really

tall. 5 foot 9 and above,

which makes it even harder for me to find

dates. In Japan, don't really have this

problem. Oh, it's so hard dating in

England. I don't have the right look. I

don't have the beard and like the manly

look. I'm not tall enough. But then in

Japan, Japanese women always want the guy

to shave. Have you seen that Sea Dog

Connor guy? He said he went on some dates

with Japanese girls and they said he would

look better if he shaved. And one of them

said that she wouldn't date him unless he

shaved his beard off. It's like

everything's the opposite in Japan. They

don't like facial hair, they don't like

the manly buff look, they don't like

really tall guys because they're usually

very short themselves. I need

to get back to Japan.

Ice is 185. That's 6 foot 1, isn't it?

Oh no, she's gonna be as tall as Ice.

It's just,

I don't know. If she's okay with it, then

I'll be fine. It's just I feel a bit

nervous. I don't know why I feel nervous

if she said herself that she doesn't mind.

So what's the problem? She already knows

that I'm shorter.

Ah, stop worrying about it, I guess.

And then I take my shoes off and then I'm

way shorter. That would be weird too.

Okay, what do we need to do? Might as well

start making dinner.

Problem is you feel insecure. Yeah, I do a

bit.

Feel insecure about everything. My skin,

my hair, my height, my skinniness.

There's, there's not one thing I don't

feel insecure about. I guess my nose. I

think my nose looks okay. My eyes are

nice. But my teeth are crooked and yellow,

my lips are cracked, and I'm just unhappy

about everything. I think my nose is a

decent shape at least.

I mean, my feet look big,

my fingers are long, and then I keep

getting like dry skin on my hands. Oh,

being a human being is hard. Can't I just

be a cat? You're just covered in fur and

then they all look the same.

Why can't I get these onions out?

I'm gonna make a beef risotto.

Beef mincemeat, beef tomato

soup thing.

We also

have mushrooms.

I wonder where my blueberry— where'd it

go? Is that

it? Celery, onion, and mincemeat.

Yeah, that'll be fine.

Be confident about having a good voice,

but then I get nervous meeting people. My

voice, my voice goes all high.

And very timid sounding.

Why does everything have a flag on it?

It's British pride.

British.

Is it actually British though?

Yeah, probably. Did my

acne clear up? It's a bit better now.

Still getting it though. It's not as bad

as it was. Still got it around

here and one here.

It's like all around my mouth.

I don't think it's the diet. I don't know

because I went back to eating meat now and

bacon.

I stopped washing my face. And it made my

skin better for some reason. I stopped

using the face scrub and the moisturizer.

I stopped using this Bulldog thing,

so I just wash my face using water now

without any products,

and it seems to be making my skin a bit

better.

I keep getting them here. I hate this one.

I can feel a lump. That one just never

goes away for some reason. There's been a

lump on the left corner of my mouth for

weeks and it just— it doesn't Pop or

anything. I don't know what to do with it.

I feel like my skin was mainly bad because

I was just really down and depressed. I

feel a bit better these days.

I think. My bad skin was mainly because of

my bad mood. Just readjusting to this life

of being alone is really tough.

It's not easy.

And being scared to make content was also

really tough. I kind of, you know,

stopped caring again, which is why you've

seen me make videos like the Turkish girl

and single mother, stuff like that again.

I kind of don't care anymore because

caring didn't really help, did it? Even

when I was trying to change my content and

hiding other stuff, people still just

unmatched me after they saw my channel.

Didn't make any difference. So now I feel

like, oh, whatever, I'm just gonna go back

to making weird stuff. If they find out,

they find out. If they don't, then I don't

know.

I like making morally questionable videos.

I find that fun. I want

to make like weird stuff that people see

and go, oh my God, I can't believe he's

making a video about that. I think that's

funny. And then I got so

turned against making that stuff because

of Mira and then getting unmatched and

but I just don't find making other types

of content any fun. I want to make weird

stuff. Like why I fucked my cat or

Well, not that weird. Maybe that's a bit

Just other types of content is just

boring.

I make these video game reviews on my

second channel and they do well, but it's,

it's not fun. So I played this game and

it's rubbish. The game mechanics are so

stiff and the Master Chief is stupid.

It's just not enjoyable.

I want to do like weird stuff, like making

a video game where there, there are bosses

which are all my ex-girlfriends, and then

you've got a gun that shoots out sperm,

and then you shoot them with your sperm

and then they die. That makes me laugh.

How am I gonna make this?

Um, just put it all in a pot.

I miss the days when I just didn't care,

because I really didn't care a couple

years ago. I'd make the weirdest stuff and

just whack it up onto YouTube.

Oh, I went and I saw the new Spider-Man

video— I mean movie.

Can I spoil it? I can't talk about it to

anyone because I kept saying, oh, I want

to watch that, don't spoil it.

So then I can't say anything. I went to

the cinema by myself on Wednesday.

It was really nice actually. I I thought

it would be annoying having to watch it

with other people, but the audience made

the movie more enjoyable because they

would laugh.

And then when Tobey Maguire and Andrew

Garfield show up, everyone went wild.

They were clapping and wooing. It was

really funny. It put a big smile on my

It was so cool when Tobey Maguire makes an

entrance. Because if you know about Tobey

Maguire's past, you would kind of feel

sorry for the guy and you

kind of want to root for him. He's like

the underdog of Hollywood.

He had like a gambling and alcohol

addiction problem and he divorced his wife

and And then he, he found it difficult to

get roles for movies after Spider-Man.

The movie was okay, I guess. It was a bit

better than I expected because I don't

really usually like superhero movies. I

think they're kind of lame.

If I had to watch any of the superhero

movies, I would choose Spider-Man. I

always liked Spider-Man. I never liked the

other superheroes.

I just don't really like Tom Holland as

Spider-Man. He just doesn't really do

a good Spider-Man. I think it's just a

bit, bit plain.

I won't spoil it apart from they all die.

Spider-Man dies and then he has sex with

Aunt May.

Aunt May's hot though in the new ones.

She's like a MILF.

But it was so much nicer going to the

movies by myself. I went to that same

movie place with this other girl on this

date, and then she unmatched me. After the

date finished. And I was

so nervous going there to meet her, but

then going by myself, all those feelings

of nervousness were just gone. Just went

in there, showed my ticket, walked in,

sat down, watched the movie. It was nice.

Sometimes being alone is not too bad. You

can just do what you want when you want

People always are too, too positive

about movies. I remember, you— I don't

know if you guys remember, I went on that

Tinder date in England about 4 years ago.

I went to Margate and I met this,

this English girl. We went to the movies

to watch Ghost in the Shell and it was so

bad. And the movie finished and

she said it was actually pretty good.

And I was like, really? You serious? You

thought that was good? Jesus, you've

obviously not seen Ghost in the Shell

before because that movie was like nothing

like Ghost in the Shell. It's just like

some random sci-fi movie with the Ghost in

the Shell name slapped on it.

Scarlett Johansson was rubbish.

The movie sucked. The anime is what you

gotta watch. Everyone just thinks movies

are great when actually they, they really

suck sometimes. People's standards

of quality shock me when they

say movies like that are good. There's

nothing good about The Ghost in the Shell.

It was so boring and dry and flat, and the

story didn't make any sense. The

characters were dull and the action scenes

were just so lame, like generic Matrix

slow-mo stuff.

I'm gonna watch the new Matrix movie as

well because I

think doing movie reviews could be a good

idea. I haven't really had much luck,

success with my movie reviews yet. But my

game reviews are doing really well. I get

like 40K views sometimes on my move— on my

game reviews. I'm hoping I could branch

out into movie reviews as well, and then

that would— that would give me an extra

boost. Then I don't have to just

rely on games,

but I'm finding it harder to clickbait

movie review videos than video game

reviews, because all you have to do with

video games is make a title called, this

game is rubbish, do not buy XXX

hyped up game, and it usually does well if

it's hyped up.

I got 26,000 views on my Halo video.

But I don't know how to do that with movie

reviews. I only got 3,000 views on my

Spider-Man video, which is okay.

I mean, it didn't completely flop. If it

completely flopped, it would only get like

800 views. So it did get a bit of traction

from the YouTube search results.

Matrix Resurrections, isn't it going to be

called? Why it sucks? It's so boring and

the storyline doesn't make any sense.

It's full of plot holes.

I don't know, what else can you say? It

probably will be boring.

Am I making more money on Chef Daniel?

No, I'm just making like $500 a month now,

which is pretty good considering that Chef

Daniel used to make only about $100 a

month. I managed to 5x the earnings on

Chef Daniel,

which is very nice because Hide in My Room

is now not really doing very well. Oh,

it's killing my eyes. Oh, I hate onions.

It's got Keanu, so it'll be epic, but it

won't have the Mr. Fishburne, Laurence

Fishburne. Apparently he's not going to be

in it. Morpheus. What happened to him? I

never saw him in any other movie after

Matrix. Chef Daniel's growing a little

bit. The problem is my

videos are designed to piss people off,

so people don't sub. Even if it gets 26K

views, I'll just get like 10 new subs.

From the people who thought it was funny

or they agreed with me. You see, the whole

thing about growing on YouTube is,

is how many people you can get to agree

with you. It doesn't matter about the

quality or if it was funny. Sure, those

are nice little bonuses, but the main

thing to growing a YouTube channel is how

many people can you get to agree with your

opinion. Which is why my channels never

grow, because I always have the worst

opinions and the worst takes on

everything, and everyone just thinks I'm

an idiot. But some people

do agree with me and they do sub. So Chef

Daniel is actually growing a little bit,

managed to crack 12K subs on it because

I just put out like a load of negative

statements and some of them are actually

true and people agree with.

Not really being my specialty, getting

people to agree with me, because I hate

giving the normal socially accepted

opinions on stuff. I think that's really

boring. I want to give you like a weird,

quirky, controversial take

on things. Then that just makes people

I was watching Trash Taste. I don't know

if you guys like watching Trash Taste,

but I've been binge-watching Trash Taste

all day every day for like a week. I'm

addicted to it. I just have it on all—

I've watched like 30 Trash Taste episodes

and they're 2 hours each. I just have that

on all the time because they're really fun

guys to listen to, but they had this one

guest who was this host who works in host

bars, host clubs in Japan. And that guy

was funny. He was saying something like,

yeah, I'm thinking about making a Twitch

channel. Can you guys give me a shout out?

And they all say, sure, what's it going to

be about? And then the guy says, oh, I

think I'm going to do like controversial

Sundays where I just say controversial

things. And then Anime Man and all the

rest were like, oh, I'm not going to have

anything to do with that. I'm staying

clear of that because those guys are so

careful about their image, especially

Chris Broad. They're so careful about

their reputation and stuff, which is what

I should have done in order to grow my

channel. I, I'm stupid and I never cared

about my reputation, which is why my

channel died and it stopped growing. I

didn't realize how important it was until

it was too late. But you can really tell,

like, they're really— they really care

about the self-image, the public image.

Their reaction to that host club guy was

just funny though. Controversial Sundays

where we talk about having sex with

horses. Yeah, as if Anime Man and Chris

Broad would join in on that. No way in

hell would they touch anything like that.

Controversial Sundays,

controversial everydays with

Daniel.

I try to tone it down now because I've got

girls watching that might want to meet and

might not want— they might not like the

stuff I say, so I got to be careful.

Oh, thanks, Lao Few. Your ex-wife was

good. She was archaic and traditional.

Your predictions about Joe Biden being bad

came true. What were my predictions?

Did I make any predictions? I don't

Oh yeah, I did make a video about Joe

Biden, didn't I? And then I deleted it

because when I made my Trump video, I lost

hundreds of subs just for saying I'm gonna

miss Trump because he makes me laugh.

Why are my streams 140p? I don't know,

I'm using the YouTube app. And it just

decides what quality the stream is based

on the internet quality. And I've got good

internet, I've got like 300 megabits

download. Is it

streaming? I don't

see the chat.

Is the chat moving?

Oh, it is moving.

My eyes are in so much pain.

I hate onions.

I don't really have a problem with Biden.

I don't really know enough to be able to

have a problem with him. My problem with

Joe Biden, he slept with my ex-wife. I

hate him. I don't

really hate anyone really, apart from

stupid subredditors.

Hate them writing mean things about me.

Who do I hate? I hate people like Casey,

Nepal guy, the Scottish boss guy. I hate

people who personally piss me off, but

people in the media I don't really care

that much about.

Casey, the number one person I hate the

most. Ruined my marriage.

Buy your Casey Fwend merch now.

Merch store in description. Can get

a cup with his face on it.

Casey mentioned you in his video. Yeah,

he's going on about my mum now. Now he's

going on about my mum. He's so weird.

First he's like obsessed with my ex-wife,

now he's obsessed with my mum.

If he wants views that badly, just make

video game reviews. You get like 20K

views. Putting my name in the title,

you're not going to get views anymore.

Maybe back in 2018 you might have. I, I

still see these weirdos making videos

about me and they only get like 1K views,

and I'm thinking there's better

ways to get views, you know. Using my name

is not going to get you views. You're

going to get like 1K max. My fandom is

mostly dead now.

Remember back in the day when you could

put Hide in My Room in the title and you

get 20K views? Remember Kanaito made

that exposed video on me and no one knew

who he was? I never talked about him, I

never linked him, but he put Hide in My

Room in the title and he managed to get

20K views from my viewership.

Just shows I had such a a much

bigger viewership back then.

But then same can be said for Casey.

Like, his videos, his first videos with

Chihiro would get like 20K views,

wouldn't they? And then they started to

get only 6K views, 7K, and then they only

got 3K views. His last ones with Chihiro

only got like a couple thousand. People

moved on. They don't care anymore. That's

the sad reality.

They're gone.

No one cares. I'm irrelevant.

No one's like, oh, who's this Daniel?

He's so weird. Is he a troll?

People either figured it out, lost

interest, or they just stopped caring.

You need to build a community. I don't

know how I built my initial community by

making a video about not having friends,