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Hmm, it's kind of cold today.

Might put the heating on. 5 hours,

2 kilowatts.

The weather was good for one day and then

it rained. Typical.

I've been away. Why did Sunny dump him

again? When? What was the last

fight we had when you were last here? I

don't know. There's probably been like 10

fights since you last watched.

Basically, she thought YouTube was the

reason why we kept fighting. And then she

said, To make our relationship work, I

have to stop doing YouTube. And then I

agreed to it for a few weeks, and then we

had another fight, and then I came back to

YouTube and I said I didn't want to stop

doing YouTube. So she said

it's over.

The sound. What about the sound?

I bet one month from now you'll be back

with her.

Really doubt it. I bet one month

from now you'll be back with her. There's

nothing wrong with the sound. What are you

talking about? Can't you type

in full sentences?

Yeah, the old cereal videos were the

reason why she gave me the ultimatum.

I think Sunny will eventually realize

she's wrong and apologize and let you do

YouTube. Maybe no livestreams. Yeah, but I

need to do livestreams. Basically all my

YouTube money comes from livestreams. The

videos don't make any money. Videos barely

make any money. I can't survive without

livestreaming.

I get like 4K views if I make a video.

That's around $15. Maybe $20.

Even if I did that every day, it'd be like

$600.

Yeah, so when the Pick Me Up fight

happened, I think that was about 2 weeks.

I think I was blocked for over a week

and then managed to fix it by spam phoning

her phone with about 4 different SIM

cards. And then we fixed that.

And then straight after that, the cereal

tape fight happened. We really got to

write all the fights down.

Thought you were okay with no YouTube as

long as you could do gaming and cooking.

Yeah, that's what I thought. And then I

made gaming and cooking videos and then

she got mad at me about it. Because the

gaming and cooking videos were basically

just— I mean, I treated them like I was

streaming with a clickbait title loosely

centered around the theme of the title,

but it's basically just like me streaming

but on a video without

it being live.

You make it seem like you're financially

struggling when you live in a nice place.

Um, it's not— I mean, it is nice, but

yeah, I am financially struggling.

It's been hard to get back on my feet. So

the first month here, I didn't have any

work, so I'd been completely relying on my

YouTube income, which is just not enough.

And then finally, the second month here,

I got work and I started to work, so I'm

hoping April is

the month when things start coming

together. We get the ball rolling.

The problem is Sonny tried to stop the

ball rolling. Free Johnny Somali pirate

flag. Hiroshima Nagasaki.

What about Vitaly though? That guy's

probably gonna get executed. I don't know.

Philippines is no joke. Yeah. So I finally

started getting the ball rolling and then

she tried to stop the ball rolling for

over 2 weeks. But thankfully the Turkey

Tom views helped make it so that I was

able to afford a 2-week break without it

really changing anything. So basically the

month where I stopped doing YouTube, I

actually made the same amount of money

that I usually make. Thanks to the Turkey

Tom influx. But if I have a— if

I had— I don't know what that was. If I

had carried on doing YouTube whilst

the Turkey Tom thing happened, I would

have made well over a thousand.

I don't know what that sound was.

I remember that used to happen sometimes

when I would talk to my sister. Like I

would make some weird sound, like I'd

fumble my words and they would come out

triple the speed or something.

Like I was nervous to talk to my sister or

It's like a Joe Biden moment.

Crack myself up.

I haven't had a shower for 3 days. That's

why the camera's so far away. I thought

there's no point having a shower today

because I'm not going to work tomorrow.

I'm just going to the dump. Imagine having

a shower and looking nice to go to the

dump. Who cares? So I'll probably have

a shower tomorrow evening so I look fresh

tomorrow morning.

Yeah, that sounds good.

I got a very generous care package sent

today. I'll show it to you in a minute.

I didn't even realize you were in the

shot. Yeah, I blend into the background.

It's cold again.

Yeah, I have a few expensive things like

this monitor and my laptop, but I bought

these last year and before last year.

Sunny is working now. Not now,

Saturday today. She's probably at home

playing games. I bet you anything she's

playing Assassin's Creed or Magic that I

paid half for. She's enjoying Assassin's

Creed Shadows with a 50% discount thanks

to me, and I don't even get to play it

now. 'Cause she's probably locked me

out of her Steam account.

Yeah, she might be napping as well. She

often naps in the afternoon like a cat.

Yeah, I don't really care. I mean,

Assassin's Creed Shadow was a bit rubbish.

It was cool running around Japan, and it

was cool how they made Japan with the map,

and they made it true to real life. So

you've got all the things you recognize

like Lake Biwa, Kyoto, Osaka. That was

really cool. When we first got the game,

we went sightseeing in the game. We went

to Lake Biwa where we did the Hanami

stream. We went to Arashiyama in Kyoto

where they've actually got the bamboo

forest in the game. So it's pretty cool,

but the gameplay is just boring. It's just

like spam attacks,

auto-climb up obstacles. It's not fun.

I didn't find the gameplay challenging or

fun apart from when you

go up against those big guys and then you

just got to roll out of their heavy

attacks and do a counterattack. This is

not very good, the gameplay.

How are you going to afford to retire if

you don't start saving money now?

I don't know. I can't save money because

I've got to pay debts.

But I'm hoping I'm going to build my skill

set so that I won't need to retire. I will

just use my skills to make money.

That's my plan.

Somehow I finished work today in under 2

hours. There were only about 50 parcels.

So easy. I didn't

ring a single doorbell. I was like,

whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, and then run off.

Before they could come.

Might have some whiskey to wet my whistle.

We've got the Suntory Tokyo whiskey from

my girlfriend— ex-girlfriend— my

birthday present. I didn't realize you

couldn't hear what I was saying. I said I

got the Suntory whiskey that I got for my

birthday present from my ex-girlfriend

trying to make me an alcoholic.

It's been one week. I can't believe it.

I came back to YouTube on Friday. She was

lurking in the stream, sent me the message

on Saturday evening that she wasn't going

to come to pick her stuff up, which means

she was planning to come pick her stuff

up. I don't know why. I guess to talk. I

guess she didn't really care about her

stuff. After all, I thought it was a bit

suspicious why she would care about

picking up her stuff.

But yeah, we're gonna get the ball

rolling. We're gonna have 4 streams

of income. I'm hoping to make over £2,000

this month.

I just keep the eye on the money.

I just feel a bit lonely, to be honest.

You know, you know what I was thinking?

So things with Sunny were great when we

weren't official, when we were like

friends with benefits. And then things got

bad when we became official. So why don't

we just go back to friends with benefits?

And then it will fix all the problems,

wouldn't it? She doesn't have to get mad

at me with expectations, and then we can

just still have cereal.

Why not? And then she

can just say, oh, he's not my boyfriend,

so I don't have to get mad at him anymore.

But then we can carry on having cereal.

Women never want to have cereal anymore

after they break up. I don't get it. Like

with Chihiro, even she wouldn't want to

have cereal with me anymore afterwards.

Yeah, most women don't want to do that. I

don't get it. Why not?

It's like Chihiro is happy to be friends

with benefits with Australian guy, but not

me because she never was with the

Australian guy, so there was never a

Fuck, I hate this bottle. Why does

it— it keeps dripping everywhere.

Damn it, I swore in the first 4 minutes.

No, first 14 minutes. Should be safe.

I should not swear in the first 30

minutes, really.

I don't know if YouTube still has that

silly rule. Oh,

we're green, we're green. It's so silly if

you swear in the beginning, it gets

age-restricted. Remember I was like FFFF

and then it got age-restricted and I

wasn't getting any super chats because it

was age-restricted. But it's okay if it's

like an hour in, then you can say F as

much as you want.

Yeah, I remember with the French ex, we

broke up, but then she kept— she still

kept coming to my room for cereal until

the day I left. I mean, it was, it was a

bit weird. Like, she would start banging

on my door. But that's different because

we were living in the same guesthouse. So

I guess it was hard to resist for her.

Whiskey is really nice when you kind of

just sip it and you let the warmth and the

smokiness fester.

I'm at a point in my life where I'm happy

being single, not having to deal with all

this again. Yeah, I'm hoping I get to that

point as well because I remember being at

that point in 2022.

But the problem is what happens is you

become happier, so you present a better,

a better version of yourself and that is

attractive. And then you end up attracting

another girl into your life because she

likes this happy version of you. And then

you get into a relationship and then you

become depressed and then she dumps you.

And then you're miserable and then you

can't get a girlfriend anymore because

you're depressing. And then you've got to

wait for the cycle to reset.

The highs and lows of life. What hobbies

do I enjoy? I like cooking and

I like trading stocks and reading

about the stock market.

And, uh, I bought some compost recently

and I ordered some seeds. They're coming

tomorrow. I'm gonna grow my tomatoes and

peppers.

I got a bit sad because I was watching Ice

Poseidon and they're in a bar in Korea,

and it kind of remembered— it reminded me

when I went to a bar with Sunny and Blood

Bucket.

That was the first night we did it. We

booked an APA hotel in Umeda, and then we

met up with Blood Bucket, went to bars,

and then we went back to the bar— I meant,

we went back to the hotel together, and it

was a bit awkward because I was kind of

nervous.

Sunny kept being weird. Like when we met

in Kyoto, we planned to go to

Arashiyama together, but she kept saying,

you don't have to come if you don't want

to. And I was like, what do you mean?

Like, we're supposed to be spending the

day together. Why would I not come with

you to a cool place? And then I bet you

anything if I said, oh, okay, I'm going to

stream in the hotel, I bet you anything

she would be pissed. So she was like, oh,

it's okay. You don't have to come if you

don't want to. But I bet you know anything

more than nothing that if I did that, she

would have been not happy. And then again,

when we met in Umeda,

she went out alone to get food.

And I thought, that's weird. I thought we

were going to eat together. And then she

said, didn't you get anything to eat? And

I said, no, because I thought we were

going to go to Dinner together. What do

you mean? Why would I go out? I don't

understand why you went out alone to get

food when we're supposed to be together

today. It's been really

weird. I thought we were going to

go to yakiniku. Why would I go out and get

food alone? Very strange. The first

few times, it's like

you have to be very direct and commanding

with her and just be like, We're doing

this today. I want you to do this.

Otherwise, she'll be all weird and be

like, "Oh, it's okay if you don't want

to." Oh, I thought you're gonna do it. Do

do do do do do do do do do do do. And you

just have to like put your foot down and

say, "Okay, we're doing this. Shut up."

It's like before. I mean,

some other time we got back together. She

kept saying, "Oh, I thought you need

time." I'm going to come over tonight,

but if you need time, I'll come over

tomorrow. And I said, okay. But I didn't

really think she was not going to come

tonight. So I was like, where are you?

And then she said, oh, I thought you

understood what I meant, that I wasn't

going to come tonight. And I said, no, I

thought you were still coming. And then

she was being really indirect. So I just

said, Sunny, just come now, for fuck's

sake. Just come. I want you to come now.

Okay. Got fed up with all the weird

roundabout way of talking that she does.

I sent a voice message saying, come now.

It's funny because you'd think, oh,

native English speakers. Now Daniel won't

have communication issues that he had with

previous Asian girlfriends. But then we'd

have the worst miscommunication that I've

ever had in a relationship.

Why don't I put cooking and gaming vids on

this channel? I have. I have Elden—

one of my most viewed videos is Elden Ring

review, and I made a whole bunch of Elden

Ring guides on this channel back in 2022.

If a woman's interested, you'll know it.

She'll be in your text messages

constantly. Well, she was on the day we

had the fight. She was messaging me a lot,

but I wasn't really messaging back much.

And then she got angry, saying that it was

very one-sided.

She was like nonstop texting me all

evening, and I wasn't really— yeah, I was

depressed, to be honest. I was kind of

angry at her as well, so I wasn't really

very chatty. I was— the whole

time I was just mad at her because she

made me stop YouTube.

So she was trying, but I wasn't trying

because I was mad that she made me give up

YouTube. I was never happy about it.

I felt like it was forced upon me.

And completely unfair.

Why do I do YouTube instead of a real job?

Because I can't hold a real job.

I get depressed doing it, and then I get

lazy, and then I get in trouble and I get

fired.

Ah, I think that's enough whiskey.

I also get really bored of it and I get

fed up. Like, I'm really bored of my

current job. It's like, scan the parcel,

drive to the house, leave it at the

doorstep, get a negative review. He

couldn't even be bothered to ring the

doorbell. Yeah, well, you couldn't even be

bothered to check your phone to see that

the delivery was made. Why do I need

to ring the doorbell? Just check

your app and then you'll see that you've

got the delivery. People are so dumb.

I just wish I could chuck the parcel over

the fence and not have— I hate— the thing

I hate most is the gates. People's gates.

With the fiddly little latch thing.

Sometimes they've got a good latch with a

nice little button, and a lot of the

gates, they're like rusted or they don't

slide very easily, and I'm like fiddling

with the gate.

Some of them got really annoying big

gates. Like, there's one that's like

spring-loaded metal bar that you need 2

hands to open, so I've got to put the

parcel down. I hate that one.

I just want to catapult and launch the

parcel at the house. Have I been chased by

a dog? Yeah, I've had a lot of dogs come

up to me, but I just ignore them whilst

they're sniffing. Some of them jump at me

and then the owner's like, get in, get in,

stop it, shut up! And they're just yelling

at the dog and it makes you think, Jesus

Christ. Why do you want a dog in the first

place? Just get a cat. You don't have to

do all this with a cat. Dogs look so

stressful and they stink. I can smell the

dog a mile away. It's just like

this wet, moist, musky smell.

I don't know why dogs smell so bad. Cats

are outside all day as well. Cats don't

stink. I don't get it. Like, why do they

smell so bad? You never have to

bathe a cat and they always smell good.

Sunny says she wants you back. Where did

she say that? I'm still blocked on

It still belongs.

My sister messaged me, she said, are

things really over with Sunny? I said,

yeah, I decided I don't want to give

up YouTube. Dogs don't clean themselves

and their breath stinks, but the weird

thing is cats' breath stinks as well. But

they smell— the fur smells good. Like, I

smell Pushkin, he smells really good, but

I haven't smelled his breath.

You'd think the bacteria in the breath

that makes the breath smell bad would make

their fur smell bad.

I finally got meat today. I haven't had

meat in a week. I actually think thanks to

this care package I got, I won't have to

do a food shop today. I mean, this month,

because he sent me so much Spam.

Sent me Spam and like 4 cans of beans.

That's enough protein. I need vegetables

though. I don't really have any more

vegetables. I've got multivitamin pills.

Why do you want to get back with her so

bad? Because there's a lot of memories.

Happy memories. Oh wow,

thanks Matthew Stone.

Settle with a WWE Battle Royale with you,

Sonny, and Dave Gibson. Us fans can get

tagged in too to help out. I'm practicing

my full nelson on Gibbo. You'd never be

able to fool Nelson Gibbo. He's huge.

He's like 6 foot something.

Say veg instead of vegetables. No, that's

the chavvy way of saying it. Oh, I'm just

putting the veg on, babes.

Meat and 2 veg. I kind of do want to have

a nice chicken soup. I mean, vegetable and

chicken soup. My mum used to make a really

good vegetable soup. She would put in the

leftover carcass of the roast chicken into

a pot, add chicken stock, and then add

potato, carrots, onions.

And tomato, some kind of tomato base,

and it would be so good. I remember like

little bubbles of oil floating to the top,

chunks of chicken, potato, and then you

get a bit of buttered bread. Oh my God,

it was so good. Used to call it poor man's

I want to make that. I think I need

Eat some pho. I don't like pho. The

noodles are too slippery and slimy. I like

thicker noodles with more girth. I don't—

but not too much, like udon's too thick.

What are my goals now?

Um, to make

money and get out of debt, basically.

And I'm going to make a tomato and green

pepper vegetable patch in my garden.

I think if I just scrape away some of the

stones and make it an area and then I fill

it in with compost, that'll be good.

How deep do the roots need to be? Because

I think there's like a plastic lining

under the gravel. Maybe I'll rip that

Yeah, then I want to buy maybe

at some point a

TV,

a deep fryer, an iPad Pro with Apple

Pencil, another sofa for

the conservatory, and maybe some patio

furniture. Oh, a barbecue. I want to get a

barbecue for summer. And then we can do

barbecue streams. Then I've

got to get charcoal and a lighter and

then a grill so we can cook on the

barbecue. I want

to get blowtorch as well so I can

char-grill meat. Can you imagine

pan-searing a steak and then blowtorch

char-grilling the edges of it so it goes

crisp. That'd be so good.

And then deep fryer, I could make fish and

chips, I could fry chips, I could make

deep fried chicken. I was making that in

Thailand and I made them pretty good. I

made like a batter and then I coated it.

No, I didn't. I coated it. I think I just

made a batter. I didn't do breadcrumbs. I

also want to get breadcrumbs so I can

start doing Tonkatsu, kind of

breadcrumb-coated food.

I feel like the only thing I can enjoy now

is food and sleep. Now there's

no cereal and hugging.

It's called panko. Yeah, I know panko

means breadcrumbs.

Yeah, I'm very into

food now. I'm a foodie because it's the

only pleasure I have now.

And drinking. Drinking and eating and

sleeping and wanking. The only things

that make me happy. Everything else is

just boredom.

You barely eat? Yeah, but when I do eat,

I enjoy it.

I just don't eat a lot. It's annoying

sometimes because it's like you're looking

forward to going to yakiniku. You want to

eat the meats and then you get full up in

10 minutes.

So you have to enjoy it slowly.

You sound like you're having a depression

episode. Kind of seeking

things that make me feel good.

Whose life feels pretty empty right now.

Did Sunny buy that alcohol? Yeah, she got

me the whiskey for my birthday.

Going to the dump tomorrow. I hope they

don't check my rubbish. It's kind of

annoying. They don't— what, you suspect

that I'm Illegally dumping stuff.

I would never do that.

Yeah, the, the name of the whiskey is

Sunatori. Like Sunny.

And then I saw this house today. The name

was Sunny something. And then I was

delivering parcels. And then some of the—

some of it was this furniture brand called

Out Sunny. Sunny everywhere.

Why did you have to manually go to the

dump? Because I don't understand it.

I have big black bags of rubbish, but

people here, they put out a tiny little

box of rubbish. I feel like they won't

take my rubbish, so I just collect it and

I go every Sunday on my day off.

I haven't been bothered to learn how the

rubbish system works. I know they come on

Thursday for recycling, But when did they

take the food waste stuff? The food

waste is the worst because it stinks.

From 0 to 10, how happy am I with my life?

Probably 4 out of 10.

I reckon I was happier in Thailand when I

had a girlfriend.

It's just really empty and meaningless,

but I'm hoping things will improve once I

get the money. Thing stabilized a bit

But I think life like this is better than

life with Sunny but with no YouTube.

That's what I calculated.

That's why I chose YouTube.

Life doing— life like this but with Sunny

would have been much better, like a 7 out

of 10. But she didn't want

to be part of it.

How many months until I'm debt-free? Sell

Barrick and clear it off.

No, Barrick Gold and all gold miners about

to break out of a multi-year channel and

then they're going to the moon, I don't

think it's a good idea to sell it. Gold

miners have been stuck in a channel for

such a long time, now they're finally

breaking out.

I want to buy the 3x leverage silver

ETF. I think silver Has good

chance going up.

There was news today that Trump was going

to exempt phones and chips from the China

tariffs, so the market's probably going to

rip next week.

Buy dips, go long.

What do I think of Exeter? It's just

another annoying city— well, town, I guess

it's a city— to drive in.

Accidentally ran a red light. They've got

this weird roundabout. It's not really a

roundabout, but it's like a ring road

where I drop Sunny off and then I go

around it. But there's so many traffic

lights and then there's, there's like

yellow grids with cameras. So if you get

stuck in the yellow grid, you're going to

Miners didn't go up much after COVID.

Barrick Gold was like $45 a share during

COVID That's double what it is now.

If we get another crisis, Barrick Gold

could easily do a 2x,

could easily go from $20 to $40.

Just got to be patient.

Are there any cities you like in the UK?

No, I think the UK is just bad for cities

and towns. You get all the chavs, all the

dangerous people, all the crime.

And none of the good stuff. But in Asia,

the cities are great. Safe, modern,

cheap. I'd say if you're in the UK,

living in the countryside is the best.

Avoid the cities at all costs.

You'll just get abused and you'll get

fined by the police. There's just too many

driving hazards. Speed cameras,

police, bus lanes, too many pedestrians,

yellow cross boxes you can't go into.

It's just too, too much danger.

I've got 3 points on my license driving in

Chatham because the road was so big and

confusing. It's not fair. It's like they

have a confusing, hard-to-understand road

system with so much traffic, and then you

get stressed and make a mistake, and then

they slap you with a £100 fine. And 3

points, as if I did it on purpose.

It's too harsh.

If I was living in London and having to

drive, I'd probably get banned from

driving. Charles Veitch makes

Manchester-Liverpool look like hell.

Yeah, because it kind of is. It's just

full of stupid idiots. Chavs, drunk

people, dangerous people.

It's just not nice at all. Homeless

people, crazy crackheads.

There were these nitrogen gas canisters

lying all over the roads in Manchester

because people would inhale them. It's

like laughing gas. Horrible place.

And it's not even cheap. You think, oh,

everyone goes there because it's— it's

not. Just get a nice little countryside

house and then, I don't know,

be a delivery driver.

I don't know why you'd want to live in a

town or city. No thanks.

I just— I get very nervous driving in

cities. Plymouth is very

confusing. It's got this massive road

going through the middle of it with this

huge roundabout with about 5 lanes.

I hate it.

I would never go— never go to Plymouth

ever again. There's no reason I'd ever go

Yeah, I think if you got a car, then

living outside of a town or city is the

way to go. This is way nicer than

Manchester. Way, way nicer.

Have I experimented with drugs?

No, but I did try weed. I had

the brownie and then I had one of the

smoking ones in Thailand. I smoked it on

stream and I nearly crashed out.

I thought I was gonna need him to like

carry me to a taxi.

I felt so horrible,

like this massive heavy blanket was draped

over my head and my face was feeling

weird, like the area around my temples

became really heavy, like my whole face

was drooping, it felt like my whole face

was drooping. It was horrible, hated it.

Never again.

And then he helped me walk to the taxi. I

booked a Grab and then he walked me to the

taxi. He was really nice. I don't know if

they outlawed— I don't know if they

illegalized weed again in Thailand because

they made it legal to test it out and then

I thought they were going to reverse it.

And I thought, what's that guy going to do

for a job now?

Yeah, I don't like it. I don't like losing

control of my mind.

Got to stay sharp.

The problem is you start smoking it and

you feel like, oh, nothing's happening.

So you start smoking more, you're like,

why is nothing happening? And I smoked

half of it really quickly

and then it all kicked in hard.

Same with the brownie. Mila stopped me. I

was going to just scoff the whole brownie.

Luckily I only had half, but that was too

much as well. I felt like I was losing my

mind. I couldn't tell if I was in a dream

or not. One thing

I am grateful for is that every time I

have gotten high, there was a girl next to

me that I could fuck, because you get so

horny. All you want is like a

naked girl next to you when you get high.

I would never go high without a girl with

me. I don't know what I'd do. I'd like

fuck the bed or something.

And then you want to eat. Food tastes so

good after you get over that horrible

feeling. When you start coming down off

it, food tastes so good.

I used to meet— I used to hang out with

this Ukrainian girl in Manchester, and she

was just high all the time.

I felt like I could have done anything,

she wouldn't have said no. It's just she

wasn't that attractive, so I didn't even

want to do anything. She was covered in

tattoos, like really trashy looking ones.

She had that stoner look. Shame as

well, because she was young, but she

looked old.

No, she wasn't fat, she was quite skinny,

but she looked old, like too much drinking

and smoking. I wonder if

she's gonna see this. I feel like she's

got friends that watch me and then tell

her about it. But that was like 4 years

ago, so I really doubt it.

Whiskey is really nice when it's cold.

Not the drink, but when it's— when you

feel cold, it's really nice. It warms you

up. It's got this Christmassy feeling as

well. I can taste

the oak wood and the smokiness and oats.

Or the grains or whatever it's made out

of. The barley.

Am I happy in the town I'm in or would I

move to another place? Yeah, I really like

this— it's not a town, it's a village. I

really like this village. It's better than

Harrietsham.

I wouldn't want to move.

It's really nice being close. It takes

about 10 minutes to get to work. I love

The drive to work is also quite nice, as

long as you don't get stuck behind some

old person going really slowly or a big

God, I can't— I'm gonna have fried Spam

and fried eggs with— I got some Uncle

Ben's rice as well, and I think I'll

also have some beans with it.

It's gonna be so good. Beans,

fried eggs, sprouts, like a fry-up base.

God, I wish I had some hash brown.

I made cupcakes as well, again much better

this time. Last time they all got stuck to

the cup, but this time I've coated it with

oil and it didn't get stuck. And I put

more sugar and I glazed some golden syrup

over the top. I want to get some raisins

as well for my cupcakes.

Having a— Sunny was right, having a bag of

flour is really useful. I never cared

about flour. I thought, oh, it's just

white dust, but actually it's got

carbohydrates, protein, and vitamins, and

you can make so many different things with

it, like pancakes,

pastries, and cupcakes. Or maybe

I'll get back into pie making.

Gotta get a rolling pin.

Maybe I'll make a Cornish pasty.

It just looks like white dust with no

substance, but it turns into this lovely

fluffy thing, or if you make a pancake,

you can make like a crispy savory pancake.

I put cheese and onion into the batter and

I fry it. It's like a cheese and onion

garlicky crispy pancake. It's so good.

Would I spend a decade here? I'm going to

spend my whole life.

Have I been to Cornwall?

Yeah,

a couple times. I actually accidentally

drive into Cornwall sometimes when I go to

Tesco. The big Tesco is technically in

Cornwall.

Sunny paid £200 to get her car valeted,

full cleaning inside. So I went

to meet her there because she needed a

lift, obviously, because she would leave

the car there overnight. And it was like

this middle of nowhere, shady looking

industrial warehouse looking place. Felt a

bit sketchy, but that was in Cornwall.

Drove past a sign saying, welcome to

Cornwall.

Can't believe she'd pay £180 just to clean

her car. Just get a little Hoover and

Hoover it. She must be making so

much money if she can afford that.

What's a June Lovejoy fetish? Not gonna

lie, I— earlier today I googled pale

ginger girl getting effed, and I found

some girls that kind of looked like Sunny,

and it was hot. Easy nut.

Pale, slightly thick ginger girl getting

smashed.

Also, it's better if they're British. I

find it kind of hot when, like, British

women speak during

sex. They got like that sleazy sound.

Americans sound so unsexy.

I think one— I just, I don't know. I, I

don't find the American accent hot at all.

It's really boring.

I've only had sex with one American girl,

and I think it was the worst I ever had.

I lost my erection and

then never saw her again, and I thought

maybe it's because of her accent.

What's a BBW? Big black woman.

I'm wondering what things I can buy to

make my house nicer. So that when you

come in here, you feel, ah, so nice.

Big beautiful woman. No, it's big black

woman. Massive black

woman.

50 minutes until dinner.

We gotta let the appetite build.

No, dinner's not 6 PM, it's 7 in my

household.

Does Danny miss Cami's cooking? Yeah,

she made a few dishes that I wouldn't

make, like lasagna. I would never make a

lasagna. It's too much work. Or shepherd's

pie. Fish pie.

Although sometimes my mum's cooking was

not very good. Like, there were quite a

few times last year where the middle of

the meat was not cooked. She— yeah, there

were several times where she, she made

fried chicken and it looked really good

and it smelled really good. But then you

bite deep into it and it was raw in the

I don't know why. That's the

risk of, of cook— of frying thick chicken

drumsticks, is that it's

hard to get the middle bit cooked.

No, I didn't eat it. I was scared. Google

9 is trending. I thought that came out

ages ago.

Now I'm done buying phones because none of

these phones do what I want it to do,

which is this. I want wide angle.

No phone can do this apart from— and I

mean Samsung, so it makes all other

non-Samsung phones pointless.

Which is a shame because

I quite like my Nothing phone, but I had

to send it back. So I

don't care what these new phones do, but

if they can't do this, then I don't want

it. I'm not spending £1,000 on a phone

that my S10+ can easily do for £130.

I really feel like everything we do in

life, out of all the things,

we, we do it for one reason. Really is

to eat food. Otherwise we die, basically.

What is more important than eating food?

I feel like all our efforts can be boiled

down to acquiring food and cooking it in a

nice way. What else is there to life?

And then making babies.

Everything tastes so good. Like, all the

creatures of the planet and all the plants

and the vegetables, why do they taste so

good? It's like they just exist to be put

in a frying pan.

If you don't want to get eaten, then stop

tasting so good, stupid animals.

It's weird because then you eat them and

then they become part of you. You grow

muscle and then it's like made out of the

food you ate.

It's weird.

My favorite food? God, I would love some

fish and chips with a big red sausage or a

döner kebab with a Fanta

orange. God, I love the döner kebab

meat.

So hungry now.

Maybe I can learn how to make a sabalite.

What is it? Just get a meat grinder

and then get pork, and then how'd you get

that red skin? Maybe I get a sausage

maker. That could be fun.

Would be so fun. Yeah, so I'll show you

the care package I got. Let me switch the

mic. I also moved the Wi-Fi box, so

hopefully Okay,

testing. Can you hear me?

Yeah, so I moved the Wi-Fi box there, so

hopefully when I stand over there Or

in maybe— hopefully in the kitchen it's

It's funny, I split the sofa into 2 and I

put one bit there and then the other one's

That's my little lounging area, so I sit

like this. Oh, so nice.

Oh no. Oh wait, I thought it disconnected.

It didn't disconnect, did it? Because I

put the Wi-Fi box there, so it should be

fine when I'm over there. I need my

slippers, it's getting cold again. Yeah,

it's really nice when the weather's good

and it's warm in there. It's just a bit

cold today. Just wonder what else I can

get to make it nice, uh,

Hmm, a little screen maybe.

I don't know, I don't really want to watch

stuff. I just want to like relax in peace

in here. And then I come into here to do

my computing. This is a computer corner,

and that's the meditation corner.

Yeah, some plants might be nice.

So I got some stuff recently. First of

all, I got this bag of compost.

It's got 14 vital nutrients,

continuous release plant food, water lock

technology. It's got nitrogen in

Yeah, peat-free premium compost for

growing plants. And I got some tomato

seeds and vegetable seeds coming tomorrow.

What else should I grow?

I don't want to get root vegetables

because I want things that grow upwards,

not downwards. Yeah, so I got sent this

box today by a viewer and

he sent me this weird-looking pasta that

I've never seen before.

Riotte. It looks a bit strange.

How do they make it that shape? It's like

a car wheel.

And I got Uncle Ben's Mexican

style rice, which looks pretty good. Is it

all the same flavor? I think it's just the

same flavor, Mexican.

And whoa, 4 cans of Spam!

This looks really good.

If only there was some kimchi. Spam and

kimchi with rice and an egg, so good. I

remember back in the guest house days when

I dated the Korean woman, I'd come down

and she'd be making breakfast and she'd

make kimchi and Spam with rice, scrambled

eggs, miso soup. It was so good.

Google Pixel 10 is coming soon.

Yeah, but I bet it still can't use wide

angle like my phone's doing now. And Heinz

mascarpone sauce. It looks

kind of watery, and you've got to shake

it. And, um,

baked beans. Oh no,

is there a ring pull on it? I don't have a

can opener. Oh, I can feel

it. Yeah, there's a ring pull. Thank God.

I hate it when they make cans and they

don't put the ring pull on it. Why

wouldn't Pixel be able to do that?

Because it seems like all non-Samsung

phones, third-party apps don't have access

to the wide angle. So I'm using

a third-party app right now to stream

from. On my Nothing phone, I couldn't do

this. It would only do the— it only used

the standard lens.

So I know I won't want it because it won't

do what I want it to do. So it said I can

boil this.

Squeeze pouch, separate rice. Boil 30

milliliters of water, add the rice, cover

and simmer.

What do I— I put the— I put the pack

into the boiling water. A bit weird.

So I've got to squeeze it.

Maybe I'll do a fake review without buying

it. Yeah, I bet this tastes

good. Mexican.

So I

might not have to go food shopping this

whole month. Says 5 packs,

6 packs. The Spam could probably last

I don't know if it could last 2 weeks. I

just eat Spam and rice and beans. The

beans is like 8 meals

because I probably use half a can per

Spam's unhealthy. Well, yeah, I mean, it

is a lot of sodium. Just don't have too

much per meal, I guess.

It's cooking time.

Let's crack the Spam open.

Is that from a food bank? No, a viewer

sent it to me.

Yeah, if you want to send me stuff,

there's my address. Send me food.

Yeah, you know what it kind of reminded me

of? It reminded me when I was in Japan and

the Korean girlfriend went back to Korea.

She sent me this big box of Korean snacks.

And my first Japanese girlfriend did that

too, sent me a big box of Japanese snacks.

I used to really like that. It makes you

feel like you're connected to the country

that your girlfriend lives in. You get all

these snacks and I was like, I got these

snacks through my girlfriend. You'd think

this is something my mum would send me,

like she would be worried about me and

send me a box of my favourite food. My mum

probably doesn't even know what my

favourite food is. She'll be like, oh, I

didn't even know Daniel liked cup noodle.

And I'll be like, oh my God, you don't

know anything about me.

Strangers on the internet know more about

me than my own mum does. It's kind of sad.

But then she'll be like, you don't know

anything about me.

Bam.

Hormel Foods. I remember thinking about

investing in that company.

Chopped pork and ham. What are the

ingredients?

Pork 89%, starch, water, salt. Ham 2%.

Sugar stabilizers, antioxidants, sodium

ascorbate. That's good because,

yeah, the high nitrates in it are

carcinogenic. Carcinogens basically

increase your chance of getting cancer,

and it can be found in high sodium nitrate

products, processed meat like bacon,

sausages. So what they do is they put

sodium ascorbate, which is basically like

I think that is the scientific name for

vitamin C, and vitamin

C is supposed to neutralize the

carcinogens because I remember studying

this and I thought, well, if I had vitamin

E or C with my bacon, I won't get cancer.

And then I realized, oh, they already put

that in there, so I can eat all the

processed meat I want. Oh, why is it

burning? It's a burning smell.

Must be the bottom of the pot.

Okay, so how do I cook this?

It says boil, simmer, add rice,

cover, and simmer for 3 minutes. I guess

it's already cooked in the bag,

so put the heat down a I've never done

Should I turn off the heat? I actually

don't know how to do this. Isn't,

isn't the package gonna melt on

the pot edge?

Or should I turn the heat off completely

like that?

I feel like it's gonna melt the package.

It's a bag of rice.

Are you sure? I mean, it's not even going

in the water.

And then

I put the lid on,

just empty it into a pan. Yeah, that

actually makes sense.

Okay, see the Spam-o.

Oh, it smells like cat food. Yeah, the

weird thing about Spam is it really

stinks, but then when you cook it, it's

Doesn't come out.

Oh my God,

how do you get it out? Uh-huh. What is

that? White stuff.

Oh, it farted! It went— oh,

it's breaking up.

So make some slices, I guess. Uh,

it's all slimy.

Probably eat half of it.

Why does it look like that though?

Can you eat it like this without cooking

it? Because I'm guessing it's already

cooked. Cuz it's not raw, is it?

And then put the rest in a container.

Oh, oh shit,

I forgot I made pancake batter today. I

mean yesterday, and then I made new

pancake batter without eating the old one,

and it looks like it's frozen.

I was going to put it in the container.

Oh my God.

I had the stove on the whole time. I

didn't even notice.

I didn't even notice I turned on the

frying pan stove.

And I was gonna have— what else? An egg.

The onions.

Quick.

Maybe some butter.

This is like heart attack food.

Half a can of cream

and my egg.

Oh yeah,

look at that.

British cuisine.

Fucking hell. Oh, my yoke

broke. No.

Come on, wash it off.

Yeah, that's not— Okay,

now for the rice. I feel like this is a

lot of food. I don't even know if the rice

is cooked yet.

I guess it's cooked.