I'm in MASSIVE trouble...

Testing.

Butter soon.

Hit my hand.

Tastes so much better with real milk.

Uh, testing.

Uh, testing.

I fell asleep for 2 hours on my beanbag.

It was nice.

Cami wants her money back starting end of

this month. Well, you guys better start

donating then.

What money? What money does

she think I have?

If I don't get donos, then there's no

money. Zanen desuni.

Hmm.

Maybe she should watch my video where I

explain my plan instead of getting

triggered over silly things I say on

stream, which are obviously just jokes.

You want us to pay her back? Well, it's—

it's your fault I'm in this trouble in the

first place. Why do you think I'm in

trouble with taxes?

It's your fault. Where do you think I got

the money from in the first place to get

in trouble with the tax people in the

first place? So yeah, damn well right.

Stupid YouTube got me in trouble with

taxes. I had to borrow money from my mum.

So YouTube can bloody well pay it back.

Idiot YouTube. Like, they— I mean,

when you make a YouTube channel, they

should give you a warning saying you gotta

pay taxes if your channel blows up. But

no, nothing, not even a peep.

So don't blame me. I didn't know I was

gonna become world-famous superstar

overnight and then channel's gonna die.

Jesus, everything's always my fault,

isn't it? Yeah,

I'm drinking it with milk this time. That

creamer was weird. It tastes weird.

Good old milk.

Why are the viewers saying Crypt's

stealing your donations? They're just

trolling. They're just people from the

bootleg Discord server. Got bored that

night, decided to come on my stream, do a

bit of trolling. You'll notice they

all come at the same time. They either are

not here or they're all here at the same

time. You notice that? Like a coordinated

attack or something.

So they probably planned it on their

Discord. They're like, oh, don't stream,

let's go troll Crypt.

See, they're not here now, aren't they?

Silence.

Oh God, I feel so much better with a

coffee. I don't know how you can exist

I was waiting for the Jerome Powell speech

and then he talked for like 2 minutes

about nothing. He just gave like a little

history lesson and then he disappeared.

Boring. I thought it was going to move the

market, but it didn't. It's actually

one person. Yeah, possibly.

We know they like creating multiple

accounts.

Um, did Kami contact you? Did Kami contact

you? No, but my sister did.

She just said, how are things? And that

No, Cripps isn't stealing my audience.

She caters to straight guys. I cater to

the GAYs.

Oh, I felt so sleepy.

I gotta go do my MOT on Wednesday. I

booked an appointment.

I've never done an MOT before.

Hopefully my car's not damaged. I'll go

and buy more milk afterwards.

No, my sister did thank me. She just said

she didn't realize she got a message.

She said for some— she always says this.

She says for some reason Facebook didn't

notify her that she got a new message. I

don't know what we— she's got an iPhone.

I've got an iPhone. When I get a message

on Facebook, it tells me I got a message

on Facebook. So I don't know what she's

talking about. What is this mysterious bug

where you don't get told if you got a

Facebook message?

Yeah, she said that multiple times over

Whatever. And she doesn't really seem to

provide much help into, um,

telling my mum to calm the fuck down

because she's getting trolled hard. She

probably doesn't even understand what the

word troll means. How do you say troll

in Cantonese? See what I mean? She's too

old to even understand what young

Cantonese speakers— like, what the lingo

is anyway. And you just can't explain

anything to her.

It's just impossible.

She'll just get frustrated and get angry

because she doesn't understand. And then

blame you for everything. That's how it

That's why it's nice if parent and kids

actually speak the same language,

or if at least one of them speaks it to a

native level. Would be nice.

I mean, I don't think I would ever want

to— I would never want to start a family

with someone who doesn't at least speak

fluent English. It would just be annoying.

It's kind of the reason why I didn't

really want to be with Vasta. Could

barely— she could barely understand what I

was saying half the time.

God, I got nothing to talk about.

Hmm, let me think.

Uh, no, I got nothing. You guys start the

topics, please.

I got absolutely nothing.

Talk about your sister. I don't know. I

don't. I don't talk to my sister enough to

know what's going on. Barely any

communication.

Hmm. Money. Money hasn't

changed since yesterday.

Stupid market, it's not doing anything.

Why is it just hovering here, not moving?

Barrick Gold pumped like 6%. I don't

know if I sell it there though.

I'd like it to get to 21.

To sell some. It's almost there.

21 would be another

4% away.

Am I still grinding Kingdom Come 2? No, I

got bored of it. It started off good,

and then you get attacked in a castle

and they shoot you with a big cannon, and

then Capon gets kidnapped, and then you go

off to some big city, Kittenbug, with some

guy, and then it just gets really boring.

Where's my bro Capon?

And then you just gotta do all these side

quests, all these quests like Find the Dry

Devil, or I don't know, find Patrev Kik

or whatever his name is. This is like find

random NPC, talk to him, do his stupid

quest. I don't care about these people,

so I got bored.

I just want to get back onto the main

story. I didn't even get to bang any of

the girls on it because my charisma is too

low. Kind of like real life. I got bored

of it. I also got like an infinite money

cheat, so it's removed basically all the

So I just bought all the best armor and

weapons from the vendor, and I still can't

massacre all the guards. The stupid guards

keep blocking everything.

I tried playing Diablo 4, but it was so

boring I couldn't get into it. Don't know

how I played it so much in Thailand.

And I've kind of run out of food. I've

only got pasta, cheese, Potatoes and

onions. Oh, and some tuna.

Oh, well, like bacon. Pay off the

IKEA loan now. Snowball method.

It doesn't really make a difference. It is

0% interest.

I already paid off £100 of it a couple of

days ago. Next payment will be the end of

this month. IKEA loan is

like the least important one because it's

0% interest forever and

it's a minimum payment of £100 a month

anyway, so it's going to be paid off in 2

months. The main concern is the overdraft.

I'm going to be back in overdraft in about

5 days when I have to pay rent and

I'm probably going to have to go buy food.

After I do my MOT, cuz it'd be stupid to

not do, cuz I'm going to go by a Tesco's

anyway. So I'm probably going to have to

buy £50 worth

of food. I just get some greens,

some meats. I don't need carbs.

When did I go food shopping last? I think

it was like 2 weeks ago.

I think it was 2 weeks ago I bought all

that meat.

So yeah, hopefully the MOT goes okay.

Maybe I'll vlog getting an MOT.

I heard in America you don't do MOT. It

depends on the state. Some states don't

require it. That's wild. All these people

driving around in cars that aren't checked

to see if they're actually safe or not.

Maybe the UK is just too strict. Why do we

have to get it checked every year when

there's obviously nothing wrong with the

car? If there's something wrong with it,

you would know. It would make a sound or

be weird.

Exciting vlog, going to the garage and

then to the supermarket to buy milk. Wow,

such great content.

Oh no, I'm getting my weird chest pain, I

think. I can feel it.

It starts off like a lump in my chest,

and then my head goes dizzy and

lightheaded. I think

it's passing.

Yeah, I think it's fine.

MOT will be fine. Yeah, I know,

and it's annoying because I'm gonna have

to pay £50 for them to tell me it's fine.

It's so stupid. They'll be like, yo,

car's fine, and I'll be like, yeah, I

know, that's £50 please.

Great.

Stupid MOT.

I decided not to book the garage down the

road because It's very tight there. The

road is very tight. I don't know where to

park and I'm scared I'm going to block the

road. So I booked it at this other garage,

which is like a proper big garage with a

big car park. I get parking anxiety.

I don't like it when there's nowhere to

park and you got to park on the side of

the road. Like you got to park on the side

of the road and there's cars behind you.

And you're signaling left and you're like,

come on, just overtake. I'm trying to

park, idiot.

Wait till you have to pay tax as well. It

says I don't have to pay tax until

October. It'll probably be a couple

hundred. Oh God, this car is bleeding me

dry. I'm not even using it. Road tax,

insurance.

MOT, new tires.

Hmm. I hate parking up by the side of the

curb. I either hit the curb or I park too

far away from the curb because I'm scared.

I'm scared I'm going to hit the curb. So I

park not even close

to the curb.

Is market tanking yet?

I got 2 new tires. The other 2 look fine.

I haven't driven in nearly two weeks. Now

I'm a bit nervous again.

I want to think of a new dish to make,

so when I go to Tesco's, I know what to

get. What should I make?

What am I craving?

I'm so sick of pasta.

Market looks like it's gonna tank.

Oh, oh, we always tank

around this time. A bit early actually

today. Usually it's a bit later. Oh crap,

my laptop's not plugged in.

You have an appointment. Please confirm

your booking. Okay.

Didn't know I had to confirm my booking.

Check in. What do I need

Plan for your visit. Carry out visual

health check free of charge. Carry out

complimentary wash and vacuum, no charge.

Oh, really? Then give me a free wash and

vacuum. Huh. I need that.

My car's really Dirty.

Carry out MOT inspection.

Nice, I get a free wash and a vacuum for

no charge. Add something.

No, I can get air

conditioning refresh for £35.

Nah, I'm good. I could get Air

conditioning service. Recharge air

conditioning system, reduce your fuel

consumption. £100. No.

Summer check detox package.

Combined package.

Debris removal and full system gas

recharge. No, no, I'm good.

Vehicle wash.

Please go ahead and wash my vehicle.

Yeah, I want the wash if it's free.

Change your vehicle. Oh,

what if I change my vehicle at the garage?

Are you interested in changing your

vehicle in the next 6 months?

Confirm appointment. I gotta sign.

Let's just squiggle.

Next.

Drop off your keys at our self-service

kiosk.

I gotta watch a video on how to do the

MOT. What, it's like self-check-in?

Do you get a lot? How long is the MOT

going to take? Well, what if they're like,

oh, we need to repair it? Well, how am I

going to get home then?

Weird. 36 years old,

never done an MOT before.

First time for everything.

Uh, taxi? No. What if they give me a

replacement car?

What if it's manual and I forgot how to

drive manual?

Budget tire is 60. Yeah, I got the budget

tire, but it costs 130 because I guess you

pay for the fitting. Are you afraid you

might develop a heart problem? Yeah, a

little bit. I wonder if this is like early

signs of cardiac arrest.

It's like not enough blood is getting

pumped to my brain. And then I'm going

lightheaded and I'm feeling this, this

tightness in my chest. And then suddenly

it's like, whoop! And then the blood flow

comes back and I'm like, oh,

I'm alive. Is it low blood pressure?

It can't be high blood pressure. Maybe

I've got a lot of cholesterol because I

eat a lot of bacon and sausage.

Nah, it'll be fine. Whatever.

What are they gonna do anyway? Open up my

veins?

Well, if I die, it's your guys' fault.

Just remember that. Blame you for

everything. Do I

have shortness of breath? I don't think

so. Let's get lightheaded

and a bit dizzy.

That kind of attitude can be dangerous.

Yeah, but it's funny. It makes me laugh.

You can just excuse everything in life by

just saying, ah, it's all your fault,

whatever.

And so I wonder if I had 4 tires changed,

would it have been £130 times 4, or £60

times 4 plus £60 for the labor

that the guy has to do?

When am I gonna watch Lane? When you tell

me what it's about. Well, oh my God,

market's in tank.

I hate it when it's like so obvious it's

gonna tank and it won't just hurry up and

tank. Just do it. What are you

waiting for? You know what's gonna happen.

I know what's gonna happen. Just fucking

do it. Been waiting all day.

Did you see the market rip this morning?

Oh, I made like £20. I went long.

I made like £20. And then I lost like £25

earlier trying to short. And then it

ripped. I got stopped out, lost £25, and

then I went long and I made back £20, and

then I went short again, and then I'm down

like £10 again.

What a roller coaster.

EV tires more expensive? Yeah, I heard

because EVs are heavier, they wear the

tires down faster.

So if market can crash and go back down to

London low, oh, I'll be up like £25.

I will spin accidentally sometimes as well

because I don't realize the instant torque

that my car has. I just gently press

it and it's spinning gravel out. Who put

the gravel on the road in the first place?

Oh my God, is he going to tank?

Oh my God, I think it's going to tank.

I'm all in on shorts. The whole account is

in shorts. If it goes up, I'm going to

But if I'm right, I'm going to make like

£50.

Hmm, so yeah, Wednesday I'm gonna be busy,

I guess. Gotta go early in the morning as

well. I hope I don't get stuck in rush

hour. Why do they make the appointment so

early? I gotta go on the big road as well.

The big scary road. The dual carriageway.

It's been a while since I've been on a big

road. How are stocks today? Really good.

Barrick Gold ripped 6% today.

Gold is doing really good.

I think I'm up £200 in my main portfolio.

Maybe a June crash is on the cards.

My eye is all blurry, I don't know why.

What's the video I made today? It's called

Why I Will Never Get Married. I copied

that Lit Nomad guy. I just copied the

title. I watched his video. He just said a

bunch of stuff that I wouldn't say. He was

just saying about the odds of divorce and

how men are biologically designed to have

multiple partners, all that blah, blah,

blah. So I just

told my own story instead.

Actually, I ran out of things to say and

then I just stopped making the video about

halfway through and just added some

cooking on the end. It's such a lazy

video. Whatever,

if people watch until 6 minutes, that's

Yeah, I feel like I just wish I could make

an AI me and then just pump out videos.

Probably won't be much difference.

Imagine people can't even tell.

You don't need to use FaceTime to make

videos. Well, if I don't, then I've got to

find some kind of footage. And I can't be

bothered, so it's easier to just show my

face than either get gaming footage,

and then people might say, oh, gaming

video, boring, or I've got to find

B-roll or make B-roll.

I'd rather just put my face on the video.

People find it more relatable that way.

Like, if I'm pretending to review

something I don't have I'll just show my

face because I don't have the thing I'm

talking about. What am I going to show you

then? And you can't really prove I don't

have it. I'll just say, yeah, my Switch 2

is charging right now, guys. So I'm going

to get the Switch 2. You can actually

pre-order it on Amazon now. I don't know

if you actually get it though if you

pre-order it now.

Switch 2.

The controller's £75. Jesus.

No, I'm not gonna get it. It was there,

now it's not there. That's strange.

Mm, I don't know, I don't really want it.

I just want to try and get views off it.

You know, I've seen some channels

where they just downloaded my videos and

reuploaded them. And they don't get any

views. I wonder why. Like, people say I

don't get any views because my shadow's—

my channel's shadowbanned. But then how

come when people re-upload my old videos,

they don't get any views either? But then

when I first made those videos, they got a

lot of views, and some of those videos got

100,000 views. And then people download

it, re-upload it, and they get like 5

views. I wonder why.

Like, if a video can go viral 5 years ago,

why can't it go viral again on a different

It's kind of strange.

Like, they know somehow the video has

already been done and it's just a

re-upload.

Well, I feel like someone completely new

just copies what I say with the same

Although someone did re-upload that video

where I talked about K-I-L-L-I-N-G-ing

myself. It was that— there

was a really dramatic one I made where I

was acting and I was being really— I was

like really being expressionative with my

face. And people thought

it was like a real video, like a serious

video. And it got like 15,000 views on

this random channel that just reuploaded

it. And all the comments are like, oh,

you're a young guy, your future's ahead of

you, don't do it. And they don't even know

that the channel— that's not me. That's

not my channel.

I was really into acting at one point. I

watched these people like I Am Cyr and

yeah, other YouTubers who did kind of

like— it's not fake, it's acting, isn't

it? So I wanted to see if I was any good

at acting. Oh,

I missed it. I thought I got the flight.

I don't think you need to be young to do

my content. There was that 50-year-old

Japanese guy that got a lot of views,

remember?

I don't know why you think you need to be

young to do YouTube.

Maybe it helps If—

I don't know.

Oh, it's not tanking.

What do you mean those are nice tattoos?

What tattoos? I don't have tattoos.

It was like casting a primary school play.

We did that— the Joseph story about

Jesus. I can't remember, or something like

Did I work out again? Yep.

I went back down to 12 kgs. I can't do

enough reps with the 15 kgs to make it

feel like a proper workout.

I distinctly remember making these face

masks, like a wolf head, using see-through

red plastic for the eyes.

Do push-ups. I've been doing push-ups

every single day since 2020 without

missing a single day apart from when I was

So I was surprised that people were

surprised that I did those 10 push-ups

when that guy donated. Of course I could

do 10 push-ups. I do 30 push-ups every

day. For the last five years now, ten is

easy.

They why can't ever go back to Japan

videos doing well? It always does well,

doesn't it? Why I could never go back to

Japan. I've done that video probably 6

times now. Why I had to leave Japan. I'm

moving to Japan. Why I could never go back

to Japan ever again. Why I hate living in

Japan. Why I'm moving back to Japan again.

Maybe I'll do why Hmm.

Why so many Japanese

people cheat or something like that.

Marriage in Japan. Why everyone cheats.

Yeah, I think really talking about Japan

seems to be my best bet.

Let's just pump out Japan topics. Maybe

financial topics do the worst if it's

about stocks, but if it's like I'm broke,

financially ruined, it does okay.

Maybe just go into Copilot and say, print

me 10 titles about Japan related

to cheating, marriage, dating,

and Japanese women.

And I'll just use some experience of my

own. And then last 5 minutes cooking.

Easy.

I can also pretend to be Japanese and a

lot of people won't even question it.

I look Japanese enough to be able to claim

I'm Japanese, so whatever.

I mean, the algorithm's not going to find

out I'm not Japanese, is it? What's it

going to do? Can't accuse me of not being

Japanese, can you?

Also, when the viewers think you're

Japanese, it's like you've got more

authority on the topic. I should

do a fake Japanese accent like Nobita's.

Japanese people.

What it's like being Japanese in the UK.

Why does Battle.net keep popping up?

What is

that? Oh.

I didn't close

the video editor. Keeps saying I'm low on

memory.

Oh my God, now stupid thing.

Oh, go away, stupid Video editing

software. Why does it keep popping up?

It's got all my OnlyFans stuff on it.

If I press close, why can't it just close?

Why does it keep asking me things?

Oh, I really wish I prepared my computer

for streaming. It's like all my OnlyFans

page open on Chrome as well.

Okay, I closed it.

Yeah, I used Filmora and then it keeps

asking you things like, are you sure? Are

you sure? And it's got a button saying do

not ask me again, but then when you click

it and then close it and open it again,

it asks you the same thing again.

No, I don't want to do travel videos. I

hate traveling. I'm lazy. I don't want to

travel. I just want to be in the same

place and not have to go anywhere.

And not move.

I hate traveling.

I don't know how Bold and Bankrupt does

it. Oh yeah,

doesn't he just— he only travels cuz he

sleeps with a bunch of women from Poverty

villagers. That's his thing.

I hate sitting on planes. It's so boring.

I hate going to the airport.

I hate the smell of the air of the plane

and the way

it dries out your lips and everything.

So yeah, if I never had to get in a plane

again, I'd be pretty happy.

Oh, is he gonna tank?

Yeah, I would actually kind of hate it if

the only way I could get views was by

traveling, because then you would have to

do it, wouldn't you?

You would never be able to do boring

desktop streams.

Do I only know how to short? No, I went

long in the morning. It's just not as fun

as shorting. Shorting— oh, it's tanking!

I'm up £4.

Same thing every day— longs in the

morning, shorts in the afternoon.

I don't think I've ever seen it rip in the

afternoon.

When you have a stop loss, algo knows

where it is. Yeah, sometimes I feel like

that, like it stops me out exactly where

my stop is and then turns around as soon

as it's done it. Right now I've got no

Maybe that's why it's not moving.

God, that'd be so sneaky if Trading212

lets hedge funds have access to see where

the stops are. And the hedge funds are

just like, all stops belong to me now.

That would be so shady.

Hedge funds would pay massive money to do

that, wouldn't they? And what if the

trading apps are owned by the hedge funds?

Oh my God, I just blew my mind.

What if these people making these trading

apps are the hedge funds? Oh my God.

I'm a genius.

All these trading apps are like, start

trading now. It's so easy. It's— you can

trade anywhere, anytime. Just open an

account and deposit. £1. Trying to get

everyone into trading so everyone loses

their money to the big players. So shady.

Everything's a scam in this industry.

Like all the financial news, it's all a

scam. People like Jim Cramer, little

scammers making

up all this news pretending they know why

or they know what's moving the markets

when they have no clue.

All just a massive scam.

Yeah, maybe the traveling trader gets paid

by BlackRock to, um,

I don't know what would BlackRock want him

Put out rubbish trade alerts so people

lose their money.

Yeah, maybe I'll start my own hedge fund.

Dan Rock.

Dan Rock Capital.

Blackhawk.

The Blackhawk.

That's funny.

Have I showered today?

Yeah. Now I'm making daily videos. I've

been washing my hair every day to look my

best. My hair

must look ultra fluffy in every video.

I don't care about anything else, like the

editing, whatever. The energy, whatever.

If my hair looks good, that's all that

What am I gonna make for dinner today?

Hmm. Pasta and tuna. I don't know if I can

have that mayonnaise. I forgot to put it

back in the fridge. Pasta mayonnaise with

tuna and cheese.

Oh no, the market's ripping.

嗯。 That's

weird.

Why can't I see the trade chat in

Traveling Traders Discord?

I cancelled my membership today, but I

should still have 6 days left on it,

but I don't see the trade chat thingy.

Surely I won't have been kicked out of it.

Yeah, it's not there.

Hmm, weird.

I'm not banned. I see the other channels,

but I don't see the trade

chat.

Hmm, I don't really want to pay £75 a

month anymore.

Oh my God, it's ripping. I'm down like £10

more.

Why the hell is it ripping now? Oh God.

What if it rips in the closing hour back

up to those highs?

Hmm.

Yeah, I don't really want to put another

£75 into it, really.

I don't think it's really helping a lot.

Oh wow. We Japanese had a good laugh when

Gajan Daniel said he looks Japanese. I

look more Japanese than you, Indian boy.

Japanese people constantly thought I was

Japanese. I bet no one thinks Joey's

Japanese. Oh wow,

thanks Mighty. What is a box spread?

Are you doing box spreads? I don't

understand options and spreads. I don't do

that. Oh my God, it's ripping,

but it's supposed to be tanking. I don't

Oh my God, I've nearly lost all my gains.

I'm down £40.

Account's at £110,

down from £150. I lost £45 today.

Oh my God.

Actually, I lost— I

think I've lost like 60, but then I made

25, so in total I'm down 45.

I don't even have a stop loss.

Why is it just ripping?

It tanked— it ripped today and then tanked

and then ripped right back up again. What

a stupid

market.

Yeah, it's like searching for stop losses

and then it will tank. It kind of looks

like power of 3.

Well, let's just go endure the pain until

it finishes it. It's just annoying that

I'm always in the short way too early.

Why can't I ever learn? I get

bored. I got the whole day.

I should just go long the whole day.

I want to go long now.

I hate waiting the whole day until

something actually happens.

There's like nothing happens until 2 PM

and then about 7 PM.

Oh my God,

we're not even in power hour. Maybe it

rips before power hour and then dumps in

power hour.

Powell already spoke, but he didn't say

anything. He just did like a history

speech and then he left.

Oh my God,

I'm down £50 now.

Fucking hell.

There's a fair value gap

right there. It's starting to edge

into the fair value gap. It could

go 50% into it.

If I go long from here,

I could make £12 into the middle of the

fair value gap.

Well, if it's going to go up, might as

well make money as it goes up whilst I

wait for it to come back down.

No, I cancelled my Traveling Trader

membership.

I'd rather just have the £75, really.

It depends. There's no way it's gonna rip

above this fair value gap. It's massive.

Somehow today I've managed to lose all the

gains I've had. I'm at

107 pounds now.

Hmm,

well, I'm gonna put in a buy order.

If it comes down a bit,

it might go deeper into the fair value

When are we gonna get the tanking?

Problem is, if it tanks now, then it's— I

don't want it to tank now. That'd be bad.

Oh wow, thanks.

Is this what they call technical analysis

and technical trading rules?

Yep. If it's going up, it's ripping. If

it's going down, it's tanking. When it's

ripping, you want to go long. When it's

tanking, you go short.

Tuck it in the S&P 500. What am I, £100?

And then in 10 years it'll be £150.

Yay. You can't make any money investing

unless you've got a lot of money.

My strategy is get it wrong and then wait

long enough until it turns around again

and then hopefully break even.

Now I'm just bored.

I put in a stupid trade when nothing's

happening and then something happens. And

I'm in the wrong— I'm on the wrong side.

Now I can't see Travelling Trader's

Discord. All I see are the day trade

alerts. I don't get it. I paid for a

month. It hasn't been a month yet.

Why can't I see it?

Hmm.

But I am a paying customer. I paid for a

month. Hasn't been a month yet. Now I got

scammed by him.

Oh, what, Pal speaking again? That wasn't

on the calendar. Why do

these people just randomly speak without

Announcing it.

That's why

Oh, 3 PM ISM.

What is that, 3 PM UK time, or when?

I thought he finished speaking. It says 6

PM Fed Chair Powell speaks, but it's 7:30

I'm pretty sure the time zone on this

website is my time zone.

Yeah, GMT.

Daniel said you can't make money investing

unless you have money. Okay, how do you

make money investing if you don't have

money?

Yeah, you can put a couple hundred a month

into some index fund and then maybe over

10 years you'll make a couple thousand.

Who cares about a couple thousand over 10

You invest what you can? Well, I can't. I

don't have any money left over, to be

honest. It all goes into my overdraft.

Don't have anything left over.

I think we're gonna tank.

I bet it's gonna tank.

Oh.

Yeah, I wish I did set up the browser

window just with the bar, the single bar

that's tanking. That would look pretty

I think it's tanking.

Maybe next time I'll set it up. I'm too

scared I'm gonna accidentally show my bum.

I'm really paranoid about showing my

computer screen because mistakes can

happen. There's also bearish

But only on the 30-minute.

Why do I have to put the chart on the

screen? You could just open your own

chart.

Yeah, maybe I'll just make dinner, come

back to it later.

Okay.

Uh,

testing.

Uh, so annoying. Every fucking time.

I'm in the short way too early and I get

destroyed and I go suffer.

Why do I keep doing it?

It's just so hard to not do anything until

the end of the day.

And when's my birthday?

20th of March. Oh God, I'm so bored. It's

like every day is the fucking same.

I don't know how every single day can be

exactly the same. It's actually crazy.

Oh, I got leftover pasta.

Maybe I'll have some eggs.

Pasta, eggs, and tuna.

This is what trading is like.

You keep juggling the eggs until

eventually you drop it and break it.

You're like, oh, I'm winning the trade,

I'm winning the trade. You keep taking

more trades until eventually you drop it

and it all smashes.

That's literally what trading's like.

Oh, fuck, am I gonna make some stupid

fucking food?

I feel I can't be bothered today, to be

I feel so fed up with

Damn, I'm strong. Just cracked it.

Oh my God.

Oh,

it's not even cooking.

Why is it stuck to the pan?

Now I'll get a new frying pan.

I, I don't know why they gotta put

this in a stupid metal can.

Why? Why can't they just put

it in like a pouch, like a plastic bag,

or I don't know, anything else? I'm gonna

put it in the most irritating container.

For no reason.

Who the fuck invented tin cans? Needs to

get shot in the head.

Such an annoying way of storing food.

I mean, you could put it in any other kind

of container, like, uh, I don't

know, like a metallic bag

with a Ziploc on it. Why does it have to

come in a tin can?

Gotta shut the curtain, otherwise the

idiots are gonna think the sunlight

is the same as me having grey hair.

They'll be like, Daniel's hair's going

grey! No, it's the fucking sunlight.

It's called the sun reflecting off my

black hair.

Oh yeah.

Oh God.

Oh, oh,

tastes like cat food.

Oh God.

Everything just tastes bad today.

Oh God.

Oh, oh.

God,

that was so disgusting.

Tastes like

cat food and onions.

Beautiful.

嗯。 Okay,

I can't

stop burping.

Oh,

nice and warm in here.

Oh yeah, oh yeah, I fall asleep again.

When the market is closed, it's boring.

When the market is open, it's boring.

Everything's boring.

He's doing DIY at this

time, 8 o'clock in the evening.

Put the DIY stuff down, dude. All right,

imagine doing DIY when you buy everything

from its shop.

Oh, my selfie stick.

Uh, where is— oh, there it is. Oh God,

I'm so bored.

He has a tendency to always do '80s music.

Yeah, because it's the best music.

The only piece of enjoyment I can have are

these Kit Kats.

Reset Wi-Fi. Oh, fucking hell.

Do you Brits still have orange KitKat?

Oh, thanks. No, I haven't seen the orange

KitKats in the shops recently.

Oh my God, I'm down so much.

I'm down £50.

When's it gonna tank?

Wait, is the market closed?

No, I think there's 40 minutes left.

I can't believe it ripped even more.

Fucking stupid,

stupid fucking market. I hate it.

I made no money. I've wasted £170

on Travelling Trader's stupid Discord. I

lost £250 because I opened a SPY

short because he kept going on about

shorting.

Traveling trailer cost me like £400 and

didn't make me anything.

I would be £400 richer if I just never

followed him at all.

I'm down 20% on my SPY shorts.

I lost all my profits from day trading.

He hasn't even done any trades. Now why

the fuck am I even in his Discord?

He doesn't do anything all

day long. He's done nothing. He shorted

Palantir and that was it.

I'm about to lose all my profits. I've

only got £1.60 profits.

I can't believe it. It's so fucking

stupid. Like,

what the fuck is that?

Where's the tanking?

Why is there no tanking?

Not even a tiny tanking.

Oh my fucking God.

I actually got triggered into a long

earlier. And then I got stopped out, and

then it's going up still anyway. How

stupid is that?

I was long and then I got stopped out and

then it went long again. This is how

fucking stupid the market is.

Sometimes I wish like all the data servers

where the market is saved on just explodes

and the whole thing blows up.

Fucking hate the market sometimes.

Fucking hate it. Sometimes I just

wish a comet would just like hit Wall

Street and fucking blow the whole place

up. Fucking Wall Street.

Why can't

some hackers just hack the stupid stock

market server? And shut it all down.

Stupid fucking stock market.

It's all a scam. Shut it all down.

It serves no purpose. It's completely

pointless. Stupid numbers going up and

down. I mean, who cares if Apple

stock is $100 or $200? Doesn't change

Still gonna sell phones, aren't they?

Stupid stock market.

Oh my God,

I'm below £200.

Oh my fucking God.

Really hate socks.

Oh,

at least

my Barrick Gold is up 6%

today.

Whoa, whoa.

What are we gonna do with my life?

Maybe when I go and do my MOT, I'll just

ask if they want to buy my car and then

I'll walk home.

What is that?

What is that

stupid green thing? Looks like my bogey's

up my nose.

Oh God,

I hate

the color green.

Really hate the color green.

Now I can't see Traveling Traders Discord

even though I still have another week.

Trade chat's gone.

All I see is the futures trade chat.

Oh, oh, that is the trade chat. They

renamed it, that's why. Yeah, I am still

in it. Ah, I need you, traveling trader.

Save me.

What is a BPR?

Bearish price range? I don't know.

They think this is going to happen.

Damn, that's pretty high though. Oh,

we've still got a long way to go up.

Maybe I go long if they think it's still

going to go up that much. Oh, I'm back

over 200.

Maybe I go long.

Where's that picture? Jesus Christ, they

think it's going to go up to 21,700.

That's another 180 points away. I'm going

long. Fuck this, I'm all in long.

Entire portfolio, I'm long. No stop loss.

Fuck you, market. You think you can beat

me? I go long and short at the same time.

I can't lose. Stupid little

bitch. Fucking bitch market. Teach you.

I think you can steal my money. I can show

I'm long and short.

Oh, I'm down £1 on my long. Fucking hell,

I better not tank now. If it tanks now,

I'm gonna be fucking pissed.

Oh shit, I'm down 111.

Maybe I'll put a stop loss because if

it tanks and I, I get all my money back

from the shorts but now I lost all the

money from the long. I'll put, I'll put a

£2 stop loss.

I'll put a £2 stop loss just in case it

either rips here or I get stopped out.

Uh, I put a £3— I put a £4 stop loss,

whatever.

Okay, now everything is down. The long is

down a pound, and then the shorts are all

down. How can everything be down?

What?

Oh my God, now it's tanking.

Better fucking not tank. No,

I'm down £1.20

on my long.

Oh my God.

There's no way it tanks now.

It would all be the traveling trader's

fault. Can you sort out your mic gain?

Ads are so much louder than your stream.

I don't want to have to block them, but

I'm not paying for premium.

Testing,

testing.

Um.

Oh my God, my long is down £2 now.

Why does it stop going up when I go long,

and then when I close my long it starts

going up again? The fuck is this?

Oh my God, now it's tanking.

There's no way it tanks now.

Today has been so shit.

I can't believe how shit today's been.

I would have just been up £50 if I did

just did nothing.

On Travelling Traders Discord, They're

saying it's going to go up to 21,700.

That would

give me a £30 profit if it went up there.

That means my shorts would be down an

extra £30.

27— 21,700 miles away?

What are they on? They think that's gonna

happen?

You must be joking.

All the girls got bored and left. Yeah,

they hate it when I talk about stocks.

They only like it when I talk about girls,

like relationship stuff, but then they

don't like what I say.

Like, if I complain about exes, they don't

like the things I say about the exes.

They only like it when there's drama.

I bet I get stopped out my long and then

it goes up anyway.

That would be classic.

Classic.

Okay, what am I doing tomorrow?

They've renamed the names

for the channel, so I got confused. It

used to just be called Trading Chat. Now

they changed it to Futures Trades Chat.

Oh my God, I'm gonna get stopped out my

long. It's probably gonna bounce exactly

where my stop loss is.

Oh my God, that's £4 gone for

no fucking reason.

Is it really gonna tank now?

Oh God, I'm so bored. I don't know what to

Really don't know what to do.

Someone's banging a hammer.

Oh, why is there chocolate on my arm?

This is all Sunny's fault, to be honest.

If it wasn't for her, I wouldn't have

started day trading.

I had no interest in day trading. I was

fine just doing YouTube,

and then she told me to quit YouTube, so I

thought, what if I learned to day trade?

Now I'm like hooked on it and I can't make

any money doing it.

Now I can't think about anything else but

watching stupid stock market go up and

down.

It's like I've lost all interest in doing

anything else.

Oh, I fucking hate it.

If it tanks here, then I just lost £4