My Sexuality - revealed

Hey, so after doing YouTube for like

almost a year, I started to get a lot of

messages and private comments saying—

asking things like, are you gay? Are you

bisexual? And I just want to make it— I

just want to clear something up. I'm not

gay. I'm not bisexual. I don't really have

an interest in men in general.

Even like becoming friends, I don't really

have an interest in men in general. For

example, if a guy tries to be my friend

and he asks me if I want to go out and do

something, my answer will be, no, I'm

busy. But if it was a girl, it'd be fine,

it'd be A-okay. Anyway, I don't have

anything against being gay or bisexual or

whatever. It's fine. I've even had friends

before who were bisexual. Not sure about

gay. I've had one bisexual friend, but I'm

pretty sure he was most— more on the gay

side than the other side. I don't

judge people based on their sexual

preference. I mean, it's fine. You can— it

doesn't really make you a bad person if a

man likes a man or a woman likes a woman.

I don't know, I just don't find the male

body to be very attractive. It's very

straight and rigid. Well, I guess it's not

if you're fat. But yeah, it's very

straight and rigid, and it doesn't look

very attractive or appealing to me. It

doesn't look aesthetically pleasing to me

like the female body does. And I've never

really been interested in penises. I mean,

if I wanted to play with a penis or have a

look at someone's penis, I'd just look at

my own. I'd play with my own. I mean,

why, why would I not? Why would I be

interested in another guy's one when I

have one myself? I don't hate people for

being gay or homosexual. I don't think

that I'm homophobic, but to be honest,

homosexuality does seem a bit weird to

me. I do feel a bit uncomfortable when I

see a guy kiss a guy. I just— I just

naturally think it's a bit strange, but I

don't think it's bad. I don't hate it. I

don't want them to die in a fire. I guess

you could say, well, you shouldn't knock

it until you've tried it. Which, I don't

know, maybe that's true. Maybe I should

experience it once before deciding, but

then I've never really put my hand in a

blender before. I know that putting my

hand in a blender is not going to be an

enjoyable experience without even having

to do it. So I don't know why so many

people ask me if I'm gay or bisexual.

Maybe it's just the way my face looks. I

can't really help the way my face looks.

You know, this is just what my face looks

like. I didn't do anything to make my face

look this way. It's just DNA. It's what I

look like. How come some faces make you

look homosexual and some don't? Maybe it's

not a very masculine face. Maybe if I had

a beard, then people wouldn't ask me.

I don't know. Isn't there a word for that?

Metrosexual? Guys who look kind of

feminine but are actually straight. Maybe

that's what I am. Maybe, maybe. I did

actually have an experience with a guy

before. I haven't told you this before,

but you know in the other video I was

talking about this bisexual Japanese guy?

Well, he's very, um,

confident with himself. He's not shy. And

one night he came up behind me. It was

midnight. I was at the computers in the

hallway at the guest house. He just came

behind me, um, and then he started like

touching my hair and then touching my

nipples and then But he started putting

his hand down my pants, and I didn't

really— I couldn't really stop him because

he was like really pushy. I was feeling

really bored and lonely at the time and

depressed, so I kind of welcomed the

company. And then he said, should we go to

the park? And I was like, okay. And he

actually gave me a blowjob in the park.

It was really weird, but I thought, oh,

why not? It's not like I have any girls

lining up for me, so why not? But I didn't

really feel aroused. But it— I had to

imagine women in my mind to make myself

aroused. I didn't feel naturally aroused

because he was a guy. And yeah, it felt

good because he was good at what he did,

but it didn't stop it from feeling weird

at the same time. You know, if a dog

started licking your balls, then it

probably would feel good, but then it

doesn't stop it from being really weird.

If you're not into dogs, right? He kept

saying, Daniel, let's go to your room,

let's have sex. I was like, no, no,

that's weird. I don't want to do that.

I'm sorry, this is as far as it goes. Now

he was kind of disappointed, but he was

like, okay, I understand. It was fun

anyway. Good night. You know, another

thing I don't understand is why gay people

want to get married so much. So what is

the big deal about getting married? I

don't understand why people want to get

married. Full stop, in the first place.

I mean, you don't have to get married to

live together or to be able to love each

other. It's just a stupid piece of paper.

It's a legal document. Maybe some people

put a piece of metal on their finger. I

don't really see the need why it's

necessary to get married. Just because

you're not married doesn't mean that you

don't love each other any less or that you

can't be together. It's a load of

nonsense. But then I would find it kind of

weird if my parents weren't married, so I

guess that's kind of hypocritical.

So yeah, I just wanted to clear that up.

I'm not gay, I'm not bisexual,

I'm— I think I'm very straight. Like, I do

feel very attracted to women, the female

body. I find it very attractive,

whereas male bodies I don't really find

very attractive. When I look at a penis,

I don't really feel aroused or excited.

I'm just like, oh, that's a guy's penis.

I have one of those as well. It's no big

deal. I was actually looking up on

Wikipedia about animal penises. They are

fucking disgusting. Have you seen the

cat's penis? It has like loads of little

spikes on it, and apparently the penis

hooks into the female cat to stop her from

running away. And to start ovulation,

because the cat doesn't actually start

ovulating until it's actually having sex.

And apparently having sex for a female cat

is excruciatingly painful. Like, that's

the whole point in having the hooks, so

she doesn't run away. That is so messed

up! I feel so bad for female cats. You

know, maybe— maybe our cat should be

grateful to us that we spayed her so she

doesn't have to go through the torturous

experience of having Cat sex.

You should look it up yourself. Go onto

Google, type in penile spines. It is

disgusting. It will disgust and horrify

you in ways you will never know.

But apparently humans also had penile

spines like millions of years ago, but

because humans usually don't have multiple

sex partners, you know, the monogamous,

that, that simplif— that made the penis

become more simplified in its design.

Because it didn't need all this stuff like

penile spines to help to compete with

other male sperm. And did you know some

animals like the kangaroo, when after

they've had sex, they leave this, um,

what's it called, like a plug, like a

fluid that seals up the female,

the lady kangaroo's vagina, so other males

can't inseminate her? Isn't that really

weird? They leave like a physical plug

that's made out of some kind of sex fluid

that blocks up her passageway. That's so

weird. This video is getting kind of weird

as well. Let's end it here and stop

talking about kangaroo sex, okay?