sad and alone again

Testing.

Testing, testing again.

Just making a quick coffee,

be right back.

Wow, only two minutes in already getting

insulted about. Not being hot, thanks.

The market is not doing anything because

it's Memorial Day. It's open, but it's not

doing anything.

What happened to Canada P? Um, that was

Cake. No, she has disappeared,

but we're gonna get Crypt coming over

instead,

so that's good because now I don't have to

go to Canada. She can come here.

Is everyone off work then today?

What is the Discord? I do not recommend

joining the Discord. Bad things

happen when you join it.

There should be like a massive warning if

anyone joins it: prepare to get doxxed.

Is Crypt your type? Uh, yeah, she looks

quite nice. She's not like really fat or

anything. Face looks okay.

Oh God, I'm gonna sneeze.

Oh, it's gone.

It's just been raining every single day

since Friday, I think.

Apparently it's gonna rain every day this

week. It's been very bad

for my mood. Been feeling very down,

like very isolated and empty.

Don't like this feeling.

Last video didn't do very well.

Hmm. It's a slow grinder. It might get up

to 4K eventually. I got another video

to go out tonight. I think you guys gonna

like it. It's about my ex-wife.

Something I've never talked about before.

How long can we milk the ex-wife stuff?

I think I'd go back to pumping out Japan

content. I feel like that's the only thing

I can actually make because

I can't make life update videos because

I've got nothing going on. I don't really

want to make stock market videos. I can't

do gaming because there's nothing out.

Maybe I'll just go back to like pumping

out Japan topics, dating stuff,

rehash all the old stories again. Why not?

Better than nothing.

I just gotta pump out content no matter

what it is, just pump it out. A couple

thousand views per video is fine, I guess.

It's like a couple hundred dollars.

I think I know more I know most about

Japan compared to anything else.

I think I can speak with the most

authority when it comes to Japan.

I need to start milking it again.

Damn, hair's looking good today.

Early bird today. I'm just really bored.

Market's not doing anything.

I've played some video games, made some

food. I just don't know what to do. I'm so

lost.

I made a video that only took about an

hour or 2.

Yeah, that Taezonde guy, he used to

comment quite a lot. He sang the Purple

Rain song.

Kind of strange. Maybe he

relates to my struggles.

I already perked off in the

Yeah, it's just nothing. It ripped this

last night during Asia session and then it

just— because, you know, no London

session, no America session, so it's just

Go see Mission Impossible. What even is it

about? I watched one Mission Impossible

movie. I don't even

know what the story was about. They had to

steal something. I can't remember.

So I'm not really impressed with like

planes spinning around stunts and jumping

off buildings, cuz it could all be CGI. I

mean, it's probably real, but it could

easily be CGI.

I'm not really into stunts.

Oblivion remaster? No, I don't like

Oblivion. I tried

it and then I refunded it. I've been

playing Kingdom Come 2, getting a bit

bored of it though. It's always just the

same. It's like, go here, talk to this

person, and then go find where the other

person is, and then kill some people.

Do I ever watch Western movies?

What, like Wild West cowboy stuff?

Yeah, I only watch Western movies. I don't

watch Asian movies. The only Asian stuff I

watch is probably stuff like Squid Game.

I watched Squid Game season 2 with Sunny.

It's quite good, actually.

I can't even go outside and sit in the

garden or do any gardening because it's

raining all day.

I don't really get much enjoyment out of

watching stuff unless I'm watching it with

someone else. I don't know why.

Otherwise, I'd just rather watch a YouTube

video, like a podcast or something.

You have a theory about what?

I might try get back into Rainbow Six.

I'm not sure about

why people changed recently.

Why? Let us hear it then. What is

thy theory?

Absolutely nothing has happened today. I

didn't even get my OnlyFans money.

Probably because the banks are not working

either. God, I hate holidays.

Everyone needs to go back to work.

People sick of watching you rerun

Groundhog Day.

Well, what am I supposed to do? I'm sick

Yeah, the trolling has been more intense

than usual. Plus I've been stressed out

with stuff like— I don't

know really, like losing my job, I guess.

Also trying to do day trading is very

Do something else. Like what? I've got

no money.

I've got no money.

Um,

I'm trapped here because I've got a house

and furniture.

Even if I had infinite money, I don't

really know what I'd do.

Well, I wouldn't have to worry about doing

YouTube anymore, would I? Also,

then I wouldn't really care if you're

bored or not.

嗯。 Why

am I streaming early? Because I'm bored

and the market's not doing anything.

Get a job to kill the boredom. But then

instead of being bored, I'll be tired and

stressed. Which one's worse? Bored or

tired and stressed? At least I'm not tired

and stressed right now. I'm just bored.

Someone try and trigger me so I have a

I only think fun is raging.

Someone said in the comments that Crypt is

not a girl, she's a woman.

It's that same person who always gets

weird when I call women girls.

Completely normal to call a woman a girl.

Like, you say girlfriend because

I put new girl in the thumbnail. She said

she's a woman, not a girl/child. Just

because you say girl doesn't mean it

implies that she's a child. What a stupid

way of thinking.

Like, how many girls would consider

themselves a girl instead of a lady?

What a dumb thing. Okay, so it's okay if I

say she's my girlfriend. That doesn't

imply she's a child. But if I refer to her

as a girl, that means I'm implying she's a

child. That makes no sense.

Really annoying.

And then you get the idiots saying, oh,

only 3% of people make money day trading.

Okay, how— what percentage of people make

money doing YouTube?

What percentage of people make money doing

OnlyFans? Probably less than

people doing day trading.

I don't know why people have this weird

conception that you can only lose money

doing day trading. You can lose money

doing anything. You can be a farmer and

lose money. You can be a YouTuber, lose

money. You know, it's not free to make

content. You know, you have to spend money

to make content. And you're not guaranteed

the views. A video can flop

and then you won't even break even and

then you've lost money. Opening a

restaurant costs money and a lot of

restaurants fail. But most things in life

cost money to do and there's an element of

failing and risk that you won't make the

money back. But it's only with trading

that people are like really negative about

it. I don't understand it. It's really

weird.

I've lost money doing YouTube as well,

you know, like I bought the love doll for

$1,600. The videos flopped. I made a

couple hundred. If you

don't spend money to make content, then

you've got no content. You're just sitting

in a room, aren't you? If I had

money to make content, I'd probably just,

I don't know, get Crypt a plane ticket and

then fly out. I'd go to Japan, maybe. I

don't know, do something.

Did I get my job back? Nope,

never getting that back again.

If people get you mad, you'll just ban

them. It's the only thing that makes me

feel alive is when I'm angry. I feel kind

of dead inside now.

How much am I making per month?

The last 2 months I made a lot of money

because I had a job. So I made £2,300 last

month. Technic— technically this month,

because I get the money this month, even

though I made it last month. So

technically this month I've made £2,400.

Last month I made £2,300.

But then next month, because I'm not doing

Every anymore, it's gonna be below £2,000.

It's probably going to be like 1,700 for

next month, so I'm not doing my job

Why was last stream deleted? Because I

posted a video. So if I'm

going to post a video, I don't need the

stream up at the same time because I want

people to watch the video.

Although it didn't really work, did it?

Stupid video flopped.

I thought it was an okay video.

Just outlining my plans. Yeah, people say,

why don't I just sell my stock? I mean,

why don't I just pay my mum back instead

of putting it into stocks? It's because I

need a £9,000 safety net so I can get a

new place easily if I need to. So instead

of just— yeah, I could just put it in a

savings account, the 9K. Because I got to

build the $9K by putting any money I have

left over at the end of the month into

whatever. So that's probably

going to take a year.

It could take more than a year to build a

$9K safety net. So I'm not just going to

give all my money that I have at the end

of each month to my mum when I might

desperately need that money. So I could

just put it into a savings account and get

5% on it, or I could put

it in stocks.

And then once it's over £9K, I will then

start paying my mum money above the £9K.

I'm not making £1,300 a month, TB. I just

said I make About 2,300 a month.

Without every, I make about 1,800.

Let's get

the numbers right, please.

Did I unblock my mum? No. How could she

invite you out to dinner if you have her

blocked? My sister could have said

I didn't even get any message from my

sister. I said happy birthday to my sister

yesterday and she hasn't even read the

message, which is a bit weird.

Although there has been times before when

I sent her a Facebook message and then

she'll reply like a week later saying,

oh, I didn't realize you sent me a

message. Facebook must be glitched. It's

never glitched for me.

Kind of weird.

To not even get a thanks.

It just annoys me. Like, my mum treats

people badly and then she gets away with

it. She doesn't have to suffer any

consequences. And then I'm literally the

victim and I lash out out of like

self-defense. And then I'm the one who

gets outcasted. I'm the one that everyone

thinks poorly of.

And my mum treats everyone around her

horribly, and then she gets away with it.

Like, no one leaves her, no one outcasts

her. She, she suffers zero punishment

for bad behavior. And I expose

it and I, like, put her in her place. And

then I get told I'm the terrible son and I

get punished and people,

like, shake their heads at me.

It's so annoying.

She can't keep getting away with it.

I don't know why she gets away with it.

It's so unfair. I'm the one

getting abused, so I fight back, and then

I'm the one who, like, gets punished.

And then she just says anything she wants

and everyone's like, oh, let's just kill

Why don't I get the same leniency? So

Drives me nuts. Yeah, she does have

all the power. She's got the house, she's

got the money. I just— I

don't know why people put up with it. I

just don't get it.

I'm not putting up with it.

Do I have any shorts open? Yeah, my S&P

500 short is down £17.

My gold short was up £4 and then I lost it

all. Now it's down 60 pence.

Very annoying.

All I can hope for is it sells off

tonight. I mean, why would Asia

session buy up? And then Asia session

sells it off in 24 hours.

That would be so fun. I mean, obviously it

was Asia session who bought it up, so who

would be selling it off? Why would they

buy it other than sell it off?

I don't know, maybe it doesn't work like

Am I really not going back for Christmas?

No.

Why would I go back?

Do you know how long the drive is in an

electric car? In a petrol car, it's like 4

hours if you go really fast. In an

electric car, probably like 5 or 6 hours

if you include charging. Because I have to

go to Exeter and that would use probably a

quarter of the battery. I'd top it up to

full and then I'll drive halfway to

Andover to the Tesla Supercharger and then

I'll do 50% charge, take like half an

hour, 40 minutes maybe, and then I've got

to drive the rest of the way which takes

like 2 hours and a bit. So it's like a

5-hour journey and

then I get there, the battery would be

nearly dead, so I've got to charge it. At

and then I've got to drive all the way

home, say 5 hours.

What's the point?

It's like in Manchester, I didn't go back

for Christmas, did I? And they didn't even

So why should I bother?

Do I regret getting an EV instead of

petrol? No, I like

it. It's just if you do have to do a

long-distance drive, which I never have to

do, it is a bit inconvenient.

It's as if they don't like you. Well, I

always just feel like they don't care

about me. Like I'm never involved in

discussions. I'm never involved in any

kind of decision-making. I remember when

my family came to Malaysia, when I got

married and me and Shira went to Malaysia

to meet them. They had a WhatsApp group to

plan the trip. I wasn't invited to it. My

dad was like, oh, trust Daniel to plan

anything. Like they don't trust me to do

anything. Even though I've got more travel

experience than all of them combined.

I've been traveling on my own since 2010.

My mum hasn't even been to another country

on her own in her entire life. She can't

even buy a plane ticket on her own. She

can't book a hotel. She can't do anything.

And then they've got the nerve to say that

I can't do anything. I've got more travel

experience than all of them combined.

No one ever entrusts me with anything of

any kind of responsibility.

My opinion is like completely unasked for

ever. No one ever— like during the funeral

planning my dad, no one ever said, oh,

Daniel, what do you think? What should we

do? My sister just planned it all with my

mum. I wasn't involved at all.

Not a single decision was, uh, asked from

me. I might as well just not exist. I

might as well just disappear and no one

would even fucking care.

That's how I feel.

It's like a completely invisible

existence.

So I don't care, like, whatever you, you

lot sort out. I don't care. Not my, not my

business, not my problem. Don't care,

whatever.

Just worry about my own life.

What if she disinherits me?

Um, I don't know, I've just been I'm

not really thinking about planning my

future around getting anything, really.

I think that's probably the safest thing

to, to expect, to not

get anything, because I'd rather just get

nothing than have to bend the knee.

Just live a minimalist lifestyle, just

rent, try and keep expenses down, get a

job if needs be, temporary job here and

Sometimes, you know, it's not worth it.

You got to respect yourself, stand up for

Hmm, kind of strange, we don't have the

BOTs. Today.

Wonder why.

Where's the dickhead who likes to mess

with my stream numbers?

Memorial Day for bots.

Came on early. What, do you think they

have it programmed to the same time every

day? Because I usually stream about 6,

don't I? It's only about 5.

Well, I think even if I did get any

inheritance, I'd probably still just rent

anyway. It's easier because It's

hard to get a mortgage when you have low

income like me. And then if you use

all of the cash to buy a house, then

you've got nothing left. That's kind of

scary. And just because you bought a house

doesn't mean you don't need money anymore.

You still got to pay council tax. You

still got to buy food. You still got to

pay bills. I mean, my monthly

expenses minus rent would still be about

£400 to £500 a month,

possibly £400 a month. Yeah,

like food, £100 a month, internet, £31,

water, £30, council tax, £100,

electricity, probably like £85.

You still have to pay like— I mean, £400 a

month is really easy to make though. How

many views you need to get to get £400 a

month? Probably like 50,000 views. No,

probably like 100,000 views.

Yeah, I guess you— I guess if you

did buy a house and you owned it, you

probably wouldn't have to work ever again

because it's extremely easy to make £400

to £500 a month without working. I make

that on OnlyFans.

Yeah, maybe it would be a nice idea having

a house actually, even if it's just a

$100K house. But then it's

probably gonna be a horrible house, isn't

Or you pay rent and then you have that big

lump sum of money accruing interest.

I don't know which— how do you feel safer,

I guess, is the question. Own house but

have cheap monthly expenses or rent house

but then have a lot of cash that could get

you interest or dividends.

Maintaining a home is expensive.

Yeah, I guess so. But why?

Roof has a hole, plumbing gets blocked,

electricity breaks, rot?

My mum has spent tens of thousands on the

house. That new heating system they got in

2021 cost like £9,000. Good thing

I didn't pay any money towards it. Like,

can you imagine paying thousands of pounds

for something the house needs and then you

get kicked out? I'd be like, where's my

money back? That's why I would never

invest large amounts of money into the

house, because I just don't feel like I

can live there. So yeah, they paid £9,000

for that boiler system thing. And then she

paid— I think she paid like £15,000 to

get the conservatory roof replaced with a

proper roof, because before it was just

like plastic conservatory roof panels.

And then you got to replace with like a

proper roof. And then they converted the

balcony into like a mini conservatory with

windows and a plastic roof. I don't know

how much that cost, like 5K probably.

What would I do if I lose my current

house? Well, I'd start phoning up real

estate agents real quick. I need a house

when Crypt comes, otherwise where are we

Get a van and bang in the van.

No, I wouldn't move back to Mason area.

I'll stay here. I might move further I

don't know, like maybe a bit north,

a bit norther, or a bit more west towards

the sea.

Yeah, I reckon I can

get a new place within 2 weeks.

You just go hardcore house viewing every

But I'm pretty sure they would have told

me by now if they were expecting me to

leave, because technically there's only a

month left on the agreement because the

agreement was up until the beginning of

July. It's basically June now, like 5

weeks. They can't expect me to move out

with less than 5 weeks notice. They've got

to give like 2 months notice, don't they?

So if they were expecting me to move out

at the end of the tenancy, then they would

have said so, wouldn't they? Do I have

a good relation with David? Yeah.

So great. We, we, we chat all night with

the beers, talking late into the

night about our financial strategies,

and then we play some Nintendo.

Me and the boys and Dave Gibbo puffing

down some cigars and slamming whiskeys,

having a good old time.

Can you sense the sarcasm?

Do I have the money to move out if they

kick me? I would have to go back into

credit card debt. First I need £500 moving

van to move my stuff. Then I probably need

to pay £400-ish, £200-ish for the holding

deposit. But I would get my deposit from

this place back, which would be about

£1,000, but it could take a while. Then I

need to do my credit card trick, which

would involve a £150 fee to

do the trick. And then, yeah, I mean,

that's it really. It's not— I mean, it's

not really that expensive to move house.

All you need is the holding deposit money,

moving company. I mean, you could do that

yourself if you get a van. The Benefits of

owning a van, I guess. I don't think I

could— yeah, I really don't think I could

get my bed downstairs. That thing's pretty

big and the hallway is pretty narrow. I

don't know how you get that out,

actually.

And then, yeah, so you need $250

holding deposit,

$300-something moving company, and then

the deposit. But then you should get that

back if you don't trash the place. So I

don't think it's really that expensive

when you're already set up. It's just

really expensive when you're not set up

and now you gotta move here and like book

a hotel. Staying in a hotel for a month or

more is expensive and then having to buy

all the furniture again. Oh,

the cat came today. He came and said

hello. I gave him a bit of burger. I don't

think he liked it. He ate a piece. I gave

him another piece. He didn't want it, and

then he left. It's nice he comes and says

hello though.

No, I think I could lift the bed. It's

just a really awkward shape. You need 2

people to grab each end.

Yeah, so I don't really think moving house

would be that expensive now I'm already

set up and I got all the furniture. The

furniture— to furnish this house, I think

it cost me thousands of pounds, probably

at least £3,000 to buy

like the rug, the desk, the beanbag. The

sofa was £500, the bed was like £400.

Including mattress, bedsheets, blankets,

pillows, pillowcase, towels.

And then you got all the kitchen stuff:

frying pan, pot, cutlery, plates, air

fryer, kettle, rice cooker,

fridge. Washing machine cost me 100 and

something. Yeah, not cheap.

Good thing you only have to do that once.

Maybe I'll try and add all this up, see

how much I actually spent. I had it on my

spreadsheet. So, you know, I accidentally

deleted all my spreadsheets because, you

know, when I deleted all my Google files

to get rid of all the you-know-what videos

to try and get Sunny back, I didn't

realize the whole spreadsheet file was on

there too because I just mass selected

everything and pressed delete. So I lost

all my spreadsheet records

that I was making since 2023.

So I had to quickly remake the previous

few months, but I lost all the stuff

before. Bit annoying.

I had to recalculate all my earnings

again. So I don't have any records of how

much I spent in Feb and March.

Unfortunately, English lad shocked to

discover hamburger is ground beef pressed

into a patty. Well, I thought you had to

mix stuff into it like breadcrumbs and

yeast and egg yolk and pepper

and baking soda. I thought it's a bit more

than just minced meat pressed together.

Sorry, I didn't realize it's such a

peasant recipe. It's literally just

mincemeat pressed together into a shape.

Next you're going to tell me sausage is

just mincemeat squeezed together in a tube

Maybe I'll get a sausage-making machine.

What happens if you put yeast in the

mincemeat? Is it gonna rise like meatloaf?

What are you gonna do to furniture if I

move? Well, I have to get a moving company

to move it for me. I actually looked

it up because I thought I was gonna move

back to my mum's house when me and Sunny

broke up, and then my mum wasn't very nice

to me, so I said screw this, I'm just

gonna stay here then. But I calculated to

350 for just a driver,

500 for driver and a driver's mate.

I thought I could help the driver and save

150, but then I'm a bit worried I won't

do a good job at lifting the bed and it's

like gonna put a hole in the wall or

something. At least if they put a hole in

the wall, won't they have to pay for it?

I wonder if it's like in Japan. Have you

ever moved house in Japan? I've done it

with Chihiro. They, before bringing the

new stuff into the house, they put masking

tape on the corners of the wall and like

around the door frames. And they start

taking photos of everything before they do

anything. And they put masking tape on the

edges and corners of everything. And then

they bring out like foam pads, like just

foam to put on the floor. Really

professional. I don't know if they do that

here. I just, I I bet they don't do that

I feel like if you put tape on the wall,

won't it peel off the paint?

Yeah, the bed is a pain in the backside.

This is why I was going to get the futon,

because I knew deep down this thing with

Sunny was not going to last. And then I'm

going to be stuck with a stupid bed. I

swear to God, if I have to move out, I

would probably ask them if I can just

leave the bed here, and then I will just

downgrade to a futon, probably, because

it's so annoying having a big bed.

I'll just get like one of those— I don't

know, maybe just spring the mattress,

maybe. You don't need a bed frame, do you?

Just sleep on the mattress. How's it any

different? I get the cardboard boxes. I

make a cardboard box bed frame and I put

the mattress on top of the cardboard box.

You know, the bed frame that I got from

IKEA is actually kind of annoying because

it creaks a lot when you move. I'm light,

so it doesn't creak a lot. But when Sunny

was in the bed, it was like every time she

moved, it was like Like it was gonna fall

apart or something. If 2 people are on it,

it makes a lot of noise because it's got

these wooden slats. It's like wooden

connected by some kind of Velcro fabric.

It's really stupid. I don't know why they

did that. You put the mattress on top of

the wooden slats and then every time you

move, it's like Very

silly. I might— I don't know, maybe just

take the slats out and then replace it

with cardboard. I might think about that

if I get really bored.

You know, there's still screws and like

the instruction book is still under the

bed from the day that I built it. I didn't

Tidy everything up.

Well, I think we just gotta stop thinking

negatively, stop thinking, oh, we're gonna

get kicked out. It's probably gonna be

Maybe I'll offer them more rent. I say,

please don't kick me out. I'll offer you

$1,000 a

month. Destroying the bed, destroying my

plumbing, destroying the fridge.

And she destroyed my car seatbelt because

she's wearing this fluffy cardigan. All

the fluffy bits got stuck to the seatbelt.

I think for dinner I still got the batter.

I don't know if it's still okay to use. I

might make battered deep-fried pork belly.

Could be nice.

Imagine what would have happened if I

never left and I was still at my mum's

house. Do you think it would have been

more interesting? I guess

I would have more money, but then what

would I do with the money?

I think I'd still be bored. Or I'd find a

way to waste the money, like buying an

iPad.

Yeah, I've heard stories people had their

rent increased by like 20%.

That would be £180.

Oh my God,

£1,080 for rent if they did 20% increase.

Unless I can find a better place for

cheaper, I might just have to pay it and

get a job. Maybe it

seems kind of unfair that they're allowed

to do that. There should be some

kind of rule like they can't change the

rent They can only change the rent once

every 3 years or something, because it

would be really unfair to say, oh, the

rent's $900, and then half a year later,

oh, now it's $1,000.

I've seen stories where they said their

rent was increased by 20%.

Imagine if Crypt is even more unstable

than Sunny. Well, Crypt knows all

the things that upset Sunny, so she

shouldn't be surprised, should she? Like,

I don't text much. Pretty sure she knows

that. You're gonna get bullied by

my weird viewers. Pretty sure she knows

that. Although Crypt hasn't really been

bullied, has she? Strangely, I don't see

any bullying of Crypt. Why is that?

Like, no one has made fun of Cripps, have

they? Everyone's seen her nude as well.

She just doesn't care. I think you guys

kind of respect that she just doesn't

care.

So she doesn't seem to have that problem.

What even were the other problems though?

It was like dry texting and then getting

bullied on my channel.

So I don't think she would get upset by

the same things, or maybe she'd get upset

by a whole load of different things.

Yeah, things are always great in the

beginning and then they go downhill,

don't they?

Like Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. I saw a

clip of Johnny Depp on trial. He was

saying how funny and wonderful and

great she was, and then things just

changed. That's women for you.

See, even if you're Johnny Depp, you can't

escape it. Imagine being one of the most

handsome men in the world who has a net

worth of hundreds of millions, loved by

millions of people in some of the most

popular franchises, and still your woman's

not happy with you. You just can't win

then. What chance does— do we guys, us

guys have then?

Found it very relatable watching

that clip.

Oh, hey Crypt. Yeah, you haven't really

been bullied, have you? But people came up

with all these nicknames for Sunny.

Ouch. Do we have any nicknames for

What would I do to entertain Crypt? Go to

Kit Hill and walk around for 5 hours and

then get McDonald's and then watch

movie.

I don't know, I'm pretty sure it's easy to

find a bunch of places to visit nearby.

I only— I've only been to one place, Kit

Hill, and it's really good. There's

nothing there, it's literally just a hill,

but the views are really good.

Well, I mean, there is like abandoned

mine— mining stuff, mine shafts.

Try Dartmoor. I think I've driven through

that loads of times, but there's

nothing on it. It's just like endless

wildlands with roaming ponies on it.

How much to join my OnlyFans? $10 a month.

How come we got no bots today? Have they

finally given up?

Did I win?

About damn time.

Daniel wins again.

I should definitely go to Bude Beach and

Tintagel Castle. They look really cool.

And what else is there?

I've got a vlog going to pick you up as

well. That would be funny.

They ran out of money. Ha ha ha ha! No

more bot money.

Exit a cathedral. I didn't even know there

was a cathedral there. Let me search it.

Oh, it feels kind of weird though to

go to the places me and Sunny were

planning on going together. Not that we

were planning to go to the cathedral, but

we did discuss going to some places like

Plymouth Maritime Museum.

Feels a bit weird bringing a new girl.

Yeah, it was her fault. She shouldn't have

dumped me before the weather got good,

and then we could have gone together.

She's the one who dumped me. It's not my

What, so I'm just supposed to stay single

forever just because I'm in the same area?

Yeah, it looks kind of nice.

Hopefully we don't bump into her because

that's where she works. Not in the

cathedral, but in Exeter.

Why didn't I go to the Alps with Sunny?

Because my mum kicked me out and then

ended up moving here instead. And then my

car would be terrible for a long road trip

to the Alps,

and it would have cost me thousands of

pounds. My mum even

wanted to come. My mum said, could she and

Dave Gibson come? And Sunny was like,

maybe we should bring them because they

could help us pay.

Yeah, she kept going on about a ski trip

and I was like, okay, sounds great.

I wouldn't really be interested in skiing,

to be honest. You just go up the hill and

then you slide down it and then go back up

again. And then you slide down it again,

then you go back up it again, and then you

slide down it again. So the most

pointless, boring, repetitive activity

ever. You achieve nothing.

You do the same thing over and over again

and you can risk dying. What is the

point? I went skiing once when I was 18

with my mum and dad and my sister, and it

was so boring.

The best part of the trip was at the end

of the day when you can go and have dinner

and get out of this stupid snow.

I like snow, but you get a bit fed up of

it after a while.

You go up the mountain and you go down it.

I actually enjoy going up the mountain on

the thingy the ski lift

more than going down it because you can't

go— you have to keep like going like that.

Otherwise you go too fast and then you

And then my dad got angry at me because I

refused to ski and I was all depressed

because I wanted to play World of

Warcraft. And then he came over to me and

he was like, Daniel, When we get home,

I'm going to rip out the internet and burn

the computer. He got mad

because I wasn't— I mean, I felt kind of

guilty because he, like, planned this trip

and he loved skiing. And I was just

like this spoiled brat kid, not showing

any interest. I feel kind of bad.

It's probably why he never tried to put

effort into teaching me anything, because

he was like, He wouldn't— Daniel wouldn't

be interested anyway.

I was not really ever interested in

anything my dad was interested in,

and I was only interested in things that

he would never be interested in, like

gaming, anime,

Japanese. So there's— he's got— I mean,

he did do karate lessons when he was

younger and he knew how to count to 10 in

Japanese. And he had the booklet,

like ichidan, nidan, the ranking system.

So I guess there's a bit of a connection

there, but not really. I don't really care

about martial arts.

I bet my dad's biggest regret was buying

that damn computer.

Very dangerous.

World of Warcraft is such a boring game

though. I don't know how I got addicted to

it for 2 years. You literally just run

around killing things,

like collect 100 boar tusks,

collect 20 monkey skulls. It's so boring.

The only fun thing was leveling up,

building a good skill talent tree,

getting new gear, and then go and gank

people in Stranglethorn Valley. I don't

know how I was addicted to that. I would

not be able to play it anymore.

It's such a boring game.

But then when you're only 16 or 17 and

you've never played a game like that

before, It blew my mind.

Like, wow, this massive online world.

Look at all these players playing in the

same world with no loading screens, all

interacting with each other. And then we

used to have these like battles. Yeah, I

used to play World of Warcraft before they

introduced the Battlegrounds. So people

would have— oh yeah, it was called real

world battlegrounds. What was the place

called? Southshore and Tavern Mill.

Yeah, the Horde would gather at

Tavern Mill and then Alliance would gather

at Southshore, and then they would like

march towards each other and they'll have

a big battle in the field in the middle of

the 2 settlements. And then there were

like hundreds of players dying and then

rezzing back there and then just trying to

each other. It was so good.

And then sometimes one side would be

really powerful, so we would just destroy

the other side and then overtake the town

and kill the guards and kill the NPCs.

All the noobs trying to quest, and we just

killed NPCs and all the vendors. They

couldn't do anything. They would stand

around as ghosts. Good times.

And then they introduced Warsong Gulch.

And Alterac Valley and all that stuff died

off. It killed real-world PvP.

Yeah, it was really good in the beginning.

Things always good in the beginning, then

they get worse. And then I remember the

Dungeon Finder thing kind of ruined things

as well, because before the Dungeon

Finder, to get a group to go to a dungeon,

you would have to ask in the chat, hey

guys, looking for group, message me. And

then you have to like meet up at the town

and be like, oh, okay, we need a healer,

guys, help me find a healer. And then you

like stand around the town looking for a

healer and then you'd be ready and then

you'd all like run off to the, to the

dungeon together. And it felt like, like a

real community feeling. And then the

stupid dungeon finder ruined all that,

because then you didn't have to do

anything. You just enter your role, press

search for group, and it did it all

automatically. And it ruined the whole

feeling of, like, the community feeling

with the automation.

Yeah, it was a good game. Star Wars

Galaxies was better. It had more of a

community feeling, and you could build

towns and villages.

Oh my god, I'm getting wrecked. My gold

short is getting wrecked. My spy short has

already been wrecked, but it's kind of

going down a bit now. I'm down £10.

Technically I'm down £17. Uh, technically

I'm down £19. If I just didn't take any

trade, I would be at £140.

It's not my fault the market's not doing

anything. It ripped overnight and then it

just went in a flat line all day. It's a

stupid Asia market. They bought up the the

indexes overnight.

And then it's weird because usually if the

market rips, gold goes down, but it's not

going down.

Can't really do anything until tomorrow

or tonight when Asia market opens again.

God, it'll be so annoying if I get sent

back down to 100 or below. I nearly got to

140.

You unbanned me. Yep. Where's my thanks?

Where's my thank you, Daniel? You're so

kind. The most generous and magnanimous

YouTuber of all of the world.

Where's my apology?

I am harsh but also fair.

Glad you have a plan for your debt. Yeah,

that's all I do all day. I just plan

numbers.

Oh my God, gold's ripping now. What the

hell? I'm down £2. I was— I should have

just taken the £4 profit.

Male escort for rich ladies.

Damn, that sounds fun.

I would definitely bang MILFs if I'd bang

them for free, to be honest. But if

they're gonna pay me as well, Sounds

pretty good. Do we get to

get a S10 King tonight or not?

It's just so fun though when it goes woo

and then your profits go wee. It's so

exciting, even if it's just a pound,

because you just sit here watching red,

feeling miserable, and then finally goes

green. It's like, oh my God.

Finally,

can you hear the rain? Raining all day.

Dinner time is only 5:40.

I think another hour.

My pubic hair is growing back already.

It's so quick.

It's all prickly like a cactus. That hair

removal cream worked for not even 4

days. It worked, the hair all fell out,

and And it all just grew back again within

half a week. Yeah, it does feel really

nice when there's no hair because you can

feel more when you touch yourself. You can

like feel everything without

the hair getting in the way. And you can

also see it more. The dick looks bigger as

well without the hair.

Get waxed. That looks painful. I thought

the hair removal cream would do the same

thing as waxing because it— I don't really

know. Does the hair removal cream make the

hair fall out from the follicle or just

kind of melt it off? That's why it's

growing back so quickly.

Waxing would be painful. Maybe I've got

to go get lasered. Hair removal

laser Plymouth.

Do they have them? Plymouth Laser Clinic.

I just can't do it. Can you imagine lying—

laying on a bed with your legs spread and

some woman like lifting your balls up,

flopping it side to side to get all the

hair, and like looking at your anus and

like zapping the hair around it? It's so

weird. I don't know how Chihiro

I'd be way too shy. And you might think

that's silly because, well, you can go to

a prostitute and not feel shy, but then

this makes you feel shy. Well,

yeah, I mean, maybe if I nut inside her

first and then she does the lasering,

it'll be different. I feel like they

should offer that service because you want

to nut, don't you? Imagine like getting

edged by a hot nurse and she's like gently

touching your bits. I would just

want to grab my own dick so hard and like

jerk it off. Would she call the

police? I've seen

videos of it and the guy accidentally

comes. And the woman's like, oh,

whoops, that's okay, dear. And she gets

like a tissue and mops it up. The guy just

comes without even touching anything.

She's like moving his balls and dick

around, and then he just comes.

Chihiro told me some stories, and she said

that stuff did happen because she would

chat with the nurse, and the nurse said

stuff like that did happen often. I bet

guys go and get it done just so they can

have their dick touched by some girl.

I feel like that would probably be better

than Tabata Shinchi. Tabata Shinchi is so

not intimate. You put the condom on, then

she lubes up, and you just stick it in,

and then she's like, oh yeah, oh yeah.

But when you're doing it like hair

removal, it's like

naughty. Because it's not a sexual act,

but then it's kind of sexual. What if a

man does it? I feel like if a woman does

it and you're a guy, it's weird.

But then so you would need to get a guy to

do it. But then that's kind of gay. Like,

what if you get hard from a guy touching

your dick? That'd be weird.

No, I wouldn't get it done. I'd probably

just go back to using scissors.

Hair removal clinics Plymouth.

Megan was brilliant. I bet she was.

I wonder how much it costs.

Oh my God, it's like a hair dryer and

then they hold it against the skin.

We got tattoo removal, hair removal,

cryopen. I don't know what that is.

Chihiro should have taken me to her, her

woman. And then what if I accidentally

What is cryopen?

Laser hair removal,

transgender inclusive. What's PCOS?

Polycystic ovary syndrome.

Hmm, no.

I remember getting a Thai massage in

Malaysia thinking, is she gonna blow

me? Because that's what I hear happens.

Do you have to ask for it? Apparently Sam

Pepper got a Thai massage with his with

that woman. What's his girlfriend's name?

Hannah. And then they got it together in

separate rooms. And then apparently Sam

got a blowjob at the end of it whilst

Hannah was in the other room. It was kind

of hot because you get naked and they give

you disposable underwear. So you take— you

get completely naked and then you put on

this tight special underwear and then you

lay down and then they place towels over

your body, like 4 small towels over each

part of your body. And then they lift up

the towel to massage that bit. They start

doing the inner thighs and they get very

near the anus.

Felt pretty nice.

But nothing happened.

Boring.

One time I went to that Chinese massage

place in Chuso in Osaka.

And they asked me if I wanted a threesome.

So I said, okay. And they said I had to

pay more money, like ¥20,000 extra. So I

said, no, no thanks. So we start doing it

and I ask, so when I go in, I ask, are

these Japanese women? And then the stupid

woman says, yes. And then I say, okay,

this one. So I, so they get that one and

it's obviously a Chinese woman,

middle-aged Chinese woman, fat and short,

speaks terrible Japanese. And then

we're doing it, and then all of a sudden

there's like some shouting from the

entrance. And then she goes, "ちょっと待ってね,"

and she gets up mid-sex and like leaves.