updates on my new life and girls

Ahem. Uh, testing.

Testing.

Am I going to Canada or not?

Hmm,

depends what happens really.

Like if I have to move out of this house

Find a new house or ditch everything and

move to Canada?

If I can stay with Crypt for free, then

maybe it could be a possibility.

Depends what happens. I'm not really sure.

Get a van, do van life, get another house,

or move to Canada? 3, or number

4, move back to Thailand. But I feel like

you guys won't want that.

So those are the 4 options if I get the

dreaded message that I gotta move out,

which I don't think— I think it's a low

chance of happening, but it's always a

risk. Knowing my

luck, you can't really ignore any of the

worst-case scenarios. Failing to plan

is planning to fail.

Yeah, I don't know why, but you guys seem

to really not like Thailand, so maybe

not a good idea. Channel really dies when

I go to Thailand.

I was looking at cars and every time I see

the Toyota Yaris, I do feel a bit sad. It

has a very iconic look, doesn't it?

It's got the little wheels, it's got the

big bulb-looking eyes for headlights.

Why is Blood Bucket no longer in the chat?

I don't know, maybe something happened in

Japan that upset her. I don't know.

I washed my hair today. Does it look nice?

Looking very clean.

Your content in Thailand was boring.

Well, as if this is so interesting. This

is literally the same. At least in

Thailand I had a girlfriend and I went out

to places. I literally do nothing now.

This has potential. Yeah, I guess I see

what you mean. But when I was with Fasta,

I mean, I don't know, because when I was

with Fasta, stuff did happen, didn't it?

It ended up with me cheating, but I

didn't do it whilst I was in Thailand. I

guess that's the point.

I talked to Blood Bucket a couple months

ago when I broke up with Sunny the first

time. She just said, heard what happened,

sorry to hear that. I'm sure you'll get

back on your feet in your own way.

Yeah, I feel like probably

not a good idea, Thailand. It's just going

back to the past, which I've learned is

not very fun.

Oh God, I spent all afternoon building a

chair out of cardboard and it looks damn

good. I'll show it to you in a minute. I

was sitting in the garden, but now it

suddenly got cold. It suddenly got cold

and cloudy, so I came back in. No

barbecue, unfortunately. Maybe tomorrow.

It says it's sunny tomorrow. 16 degrees.

If the weather's good and it's not windy,

I'll do it. I really

want to barbecue that steak,

but the weather just won't get good for

some reason. The sun comes out a bit and

then the clouds come back, and it looks

like it's gonna rain now.

It looks like Friday, Saturday, Sunday,

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday are gonna be

sunny with Nearly 20 degrees, but cloudy

and cold until Thursday.

So we gotta be patient.

I want to do a barbecue stream, it's just

the weather won't be good. I've got all

the stuff, I've got the charcoal, got the

grill. I even made myself a little garden

chair, which you can see on my Instagram.

I don't understand Instagram. What's the

difference between making a post and

posting a reel? Do you get more views if

it's a reel? I put it as a post

but not a story. There's too many things

on it. Why don't they just make it one

thing? You got stories, posts, reels.

What else you got?

Live Real story and post.

What is the difference?

I just want the most people to be able to

see it. Any updates

from the boss? Nope. I might just block

him actually so I never get anything. He—

I bet you anything he's never gonna

message me again. I just don't get how his

brain works. He's like, oh Daniel, I don't

know why you're banned from The app. I'll

look into it and find out why. And then he

never messages you again. Okay, well,

what about my job? Who's going to deliver

my parcels? Are you going to just replace

me without telling me anything? Worst

manager ever.

It's just that— does he just forget or

does he not care? Or I don't know.

Surely he must remember me, that I'm like

Wondering what happened to my job.

Whatever, I don't care. I've got 35

members on my OnlyFans now.

Easily be able to replace that probably

£600 or £700 net profit from the job just

by doing OnlyFans. Really hope I'm gonna

get paid in 9 days without If

they don't pay me and then I've got to try

and chase them for the money, it's going

to be so annoying. I'm really,

really sure they will pay me, but I don't

know. Usually they send an invoice on the

28th. I didn't get an invoice for the 28th

of April.

I have seen posts on Reddit People saying

they had to like file legal action against

them to get their money. They should

owe me about £400 because

how it works is you are allowed to take

out half of your money in advance. So if I

made £900, I'd be able to take £400 in

advance as soon as I make it, which I've

been doing. So that means the remaining

amount is the remaining £400. That should

get sent to me on the payday.

Every scummy— yeah,

but how do I just send them an email? I

think first I wait for the 14th. And if

there's— I should get paid on the 14th or

it might be the 15th.

I made a video today about how I lost my

job, but I decided to go live instead

because I'm feeling in the mood.

So maybe I'll post a video after I end the

live when I go to bed. That way I

could stream every day and still post

videos instead of posting a video and then

skipping a live.

I remember when I first met the manager,

he was like, so do you know anything about

Every? And I said, uh, yeah, it used to be

called Hermes, but you changed your name.

And he was like, yeah, unfortunately we've

got a bad reputation across the country,

but that's mostly in London and the north.

Down in the southwest, we have very good

reputation and our drivers are Very well

reputed. I was thinking, not for much

longer. I'm going to bring that rep down

real good. I don't know. I think he's just

lying. It's probably same here as well.

He was like, oh yeah, we've had bad

reputation in other parts of the country,

not here though.

He just seems like, I don't know, very

I can't trust a word he says, really. Oh

yeah, I'll get you round 28, mate. Sure,

just talk to my boss. That was 2

months ago. I didn't hear any— I don't

care because I didn't want it anymore. So

I found out round 28 is actually where

Sunny lives, so I don't want to keep

delivering parcels on Sunny's street

because it'd be weird. So I preferred to

stick to my round, which was Horror Bridge

Village, which I quite liked actually.

Didn't really want to drive around,

around Tavistock. No,

I don't like my hair oily. It looks gross.

I like it fluffy and dry.

Looks good. When it's oily,

uh, it— I don't know, it looks weird. You

can see by his scalp as well.

You got a million views on Elden Ring, do

you more like it? Isn't Elden

Ring— when's that new Elden Ring come out?

Cuz I will cover that new one. Night Rain

or something? Oh wow, thanks Saul Goodman.

Canada winters are harsh. What's even

gonna be there for you, Canada? Nothing

but drug addicts tweaking out in the

streets. Yeah, that is one reason I don't

really want to go. I don't like the cold.

The reason why I'm thinking of Thailand is

because I don't want to be cold.

Night Rain sucks. Yeah, it doesn't look

very good. It looks like Elden Ring, but

it looks like it plays like Monster Hunter

or some rubbish game.

It's already out? Where? It's not on

Steam. Rust,

Enshrouded, Oblivion Remastered.

I tried that, it was boring. Where is it?

It's not on Steam.

Surely it would be on Steam.

Yeah, I tried Expedition 33. It's boring.

I don't like turn-based.

Uh, it's not there.

Maybe, um, only gaming YouTubers got early

access to review it.

There's no good games out anymore. I

downloaded a bunch of my old games like

Hitman: World of Assassination and Red

Dead 2, Sekiro. I thought maybe I'll do

some gaming. I didn't get very far into

Red Dead.

How was work? I haven't gone to work in

over a week. They banned me. Stupid

fucking Ivory. GTA 6

coming out May 2026. Yeah, I really need

to save up money so I can buy a better

computer. 2026 is still quite a long way

away. Hopefully my OnlyFans will start

growing. I put out a video on The

Hub. Hopefully it gets some views, gives

me some traffic. I need to get some GAY

subreddits, get my stuff posted there.

Oh, thanks. Thailand is fun. Have a girl

for every day. It's nice and warm food is

amazing. And you can go to Pattaya or go

to Patong. I'm not a fan of the food or

Pattaya. I like Bangkok, central bit.

It'd be nice to get like a nice, fun,

energetic Thai girl who wants to be in

videos and make content. I'm so sick and

tired of having girlfriends who don't want

to be on the channel. It's so boring.

Hate it. Oh, I can't, can't show this.

Can't show that. Don't film me, don't film

me. Oh my God, I just want a girl who's

okay with being on camera and we can make

content together. Why are all these girls

like so scared of being on the camera?

So boring.

I just want to like make some travel stuff

and I don't know, be weird together.

And then we could stream it or film it. I

don't know. But now I'm like, I'm nervous

about it now because I'm scared they'll

get a bit bullied and then they'll start

crying about it.

Redditors make fun of them. Yeah, I know.

They're all so thin-skinned. That's the

problem. You'll be treated like a king

from Thai girls.

Yeah, maybe.

I did feel like I was treated like a king

with my ex-Thai girlfriend.

Everyone's just so worried about being

bullied. I mean, the main

insult is you look like a lady, you look

like a tranny or a ladyboy, which upsets a

lot of girls if they actually kind of look

like one. You know, they, they get really

upset about it if they look a bit like

one, then, you know, it upsets them.

So I need an insanely hot-looking,

feminine-looking girlfriend who's really

confident in herself.

Hmm. Bet I can find one so easily.

Not everyone has a thick skin like you.

Yeah, it is weird

how I've been doing this for 8 years and

I can stand all the insults.

I don't know, I ban them if they piss me

off too much. Like, what's my type?

Anything as long as you're not fat.

Or have short hair or have like a weird

looking face or covered in tattoos and

piercings. I like natural looking women.

I don't— I really don't like piercings

and tattoos. Maybe one

is okay, maybe 2, but no more.

Definitely not in the nose. Or on the

tongue. I don't like, um,

like modifications that are weird. I just

like natural, everything natural.

And gotta be fun and not serious.

That's all I ask. Not too much, is it?

I don't really like makeup, to be honest.

Tiny bit is okay, like a bit of lipstick

or mascara. I don't like it when they

powder the whole face with foundation.

Vasta would powder her whole face in

foundation. It looked weird because the

face color was obviously different to the

neck color, and then she put too much And

it would be like, I don't know, flaking

and stuff. And I didn't know if I should

just be quiet or say something.

And she would get lipstick on her teeth as

well. I don't know, it's like she didn't

know how to put makeup on or something.

And then I think she noticed it in Tokyo.

She was looking at the mirror and in her

mirror and then she started trying to wipe

it off. Yeah, I never liked it. She looks

way better without makeup on, to be

honest.

Sometimes girls, they have— they don't

have very dark colored eyelashes.

So if they don't put on the eyeliner, it

looks like they don't have eyelashes.

Have you noticed that? I noticed that

with some girls.

Well, they draw on the eyebrows,

and I'd rather just be with a girl who

doesn't have to do all this stuff and

they're like naturally beautiful.

Mila was great. She never put any makeup

on. She looks great all the time.

She didn't put foundation. I hate this

foundation stuff. I don't know why girls

do this. It looks weird. Stop doing it.

They like paint their face or they powder

it. Stupid.

And then when you kiss them, you get

scared it's going to rub off on your face.

I made love to this Korean hooker in

2020. And her face was covered in makeup

and I was like kissing her and stuff. And

then at the end of it, I looked in the

mirror and my face, I looked like a clown.

I had the foundation all rubbed on my

face. I had lipstick on my lips and I

didn't realize until she left and she

didn't say anything. I must have looked so

silly. Half her makeup rubbed off on me.

Yeah, I don't like makeup.

Or they hug you and then their lips press

up against your shoulder and then you got

a lipstick stain on your shirt now.

No, I don't like makeup.

Do I like blonde-haired girls? Yeah.

Never met one though.

If it's a hooker, I wouldn't call it

making love. Well, we were kissing and

she let me do it raw, and she let me add

her online after we finished, and we

talked once when I got back to the UK.

I thought if I could make friends with the

hooker, then I wouldn't have to go through

her pimp. I could just say, hey, what's

up? Do you want to come over? And then I

give her the cash directly. But she didn't

want to do it. She kept saying, oh no,

you've got to do it through the website.

Why though? If I do it through you

directly, you get all the money, and then

it feels more Real. I don't want

to deal with a pimp. I want direct

line of contact.

Going raw with hookers is insane. Well,

she said it's because she liked me. She

offered. I didn't offer. I thought— I was

expecting I have to use one. She was like,

oh, do you want to do it raw? And I was

like, okay. I don't understand why they

offer to do it raw though. It's really

weird. I have had about 3 that offered to

do it raw and I didn't even ask. Does it

mean they like me? I should have asked for

their contact detail.

She said— one of them said, I don't

usually do this. I hope not.

Otherwise you can get HIV. Bloody well

hope you don't do it with every guy. I

hope it's because I'm special. Jesus.

Maybe she's got like a breeding fetish.

Yeah, you can always trust a hooker.

I wonder what I'm gonna have tonight. I

might have the other half of the steak and

then save the other steak for the

barbecue. I hope I'm gonna be able to do

it tomorrow. I don't know, I just— I'm

scared of it going off.

Imagine AJ spent all that money getting me

steaks and then it goes off.

That'd be annoying. Uh, check stock

market. Uh, can't even be bothered today.

I didn't even take a trade. I'm still in

the trade that I was in last Friday, the

short. It's not moving. What do you think

of gals who tattoo ex name on them?

Hmm, I mean, I admire

The commitment that you thought you were

going to be with them forever, but a

bit weird in a romantic way, I guess.

Maybe I should get Mila tattooed on my

butt cheek.

Yeah, my trades is not going anywhere.

The stupid market won't go down,

so I'm just holding on to the short until

it does go down. Time is on my side.

Do I like Hungarian girls? I don't even

know what they look like. Aren't they like

Turkish people?

650 Thai Airways direct, that's quite a

lot. Canada Air ticket was way cheaper.

And I don't really want to go anywhere,

to be honest. I don't even— I don't really

know what I want to do anymore, actually.

I was desperately waiting for Monday and

I'm not even interested in taking a trade.

Yeah, it's just kind of boring today.

Yeah, I don't know what I want to do,

really.

I don't want to work anymore. My main

focus is trying to grow my OnlyFans.

Currently I got 35

members and

I worked it out. I'm actually only getting

£6 per member because I charge $10,

but it's actually $8.

Because OnlyFans takes $2. So $8 in pounds

is actually only £6. So 35 members is £210

a month. I need triple that.

I need 100 members to make about £600

a month, and then that would comfortably

replace my job income.

So yeah, I need another 70 members really.

I need, I need more ways to promote it to

get more traffic coming in.

Don't really know if I post on Instagram.

I keep losing followers because people

don't want to see that from me unless I

make a new Instagram from scratch with

sexy shots.

How often do I upload? I'm trying to

upload once a week.

Uh, yeah, I posted one today. It was me in

my skirt flashing myself.

It's just my bum hurts right now, so I

can't make anything new. I ripped my anus.

It hurts.

So I've had to wait. I'm probably going to

have to wait another week for it to heal.

Hard work being gay, isn't it?

I've got some new toys on the way. I

thought I could do— what I could do is,

uh, you know how I switch my camera with

my phone for the livestream? I thought I

could do that. So I put the camera behind

me and then I put the laptop in front of

me, and then I can watch myself on the

screen, see what's happening in

real time, so I can set up the shot

Ripped my anus.

Yeah, the angle's definitely important to

look sexy. Otherwise, I mean, if I

don't take care of the angles, I just— I

look kind of bony.

I want to look less bony.

I can hide it if I arch my back and stick

my bum out.

Yeah, the problem is I'm not eating as

much as I used to, so I am getting bonier.

I can see a lot of my ribs on the side

more than before. Your family must

be proud. Well, you have to just not

really care about what your family thinks

anymore. What's more important, being able

to put food on the table and pay rent, or

if your family's proud of you or not?

Your family being proud of you is a luxury

I can't afford. Unfortunately,

I've only got

2 family members left anyway.

My sister has friends who don't have any

friends, so she can't really judge. And my

mum is old school homophobic,

so she's never going to be happy.

I am still lifting weights. It's just I'm

not eating enough to build anything.

Oh, I forgot to eat Huel today. I had a

fry-up. I had 2 sausages, an egg, bacon,

Hash browns is really good. And onions.

Christmas dinner must be awkward. Not

really. I honestly don't really care.

As long as they don't bring it up, like

bring up the pictures and show it,

then I don't really care. I mean, yeah,

so what? I make money by being naked.

It's better than having a job.

I'm probably not gonna go back for

Christmas this year anyway. I'm not

driving 5 hours, probably 6 hours, to go

home and

be ignored, basically. Just sit at the

table, everyone's chatting, and I'm just

sitting there bored. This is why I've

always wanted a girlfriend, is because if

I have a girlfriend, she's like mine.

And then I won't feel lonely. I've always

felt lonely at family gatherings because

everyone's like chatting and talking and

I'm just sitting there alone like no one

cares about me. So I've always wanted a

girlfriend because I want someone to have

me as their priority and their whole

world. And you only get that from a

girlfriend really, or a wife, because

everyone else is going to have their own

partners and you're always going to be not

first place. That's the reason why I've

always wanted a girlfriend, basically, so

I don't feel alone.

That's why I get mad when the girlfriend

prioritizes her family over me, because

the reason why I want girlfriends is

because my family didn't prioritize me.

That's why, that's why I'm okay with doing

OnlyFans, because I never really felt like

anyone cared about me. So I'll just do

what I'm gonna do if no one cares.

I don't care either.

I feel like that's probably why a lot of

people get into porn, because they feel

like no one cares and you might as well do

it anyway then because you're invisible.

I'm pretty sure if you got a strong

family,

like a strong family group and you

got friends and like you care about what

people think about you and you've got a

strong social network, then you wouldn't

do it. But I don't have any of those

things.

Women should prioritize her family. Yeah,

her own family, which means her husband

and her own kids, not her sister's kids

and her mum. That's not your family.

That's— I mean, it technically is your

family, but what your family should mean

is me, you, and our kids, not you

and your mum and your sister, whatever the

fuck. It's not your fucking family.

They should not be number one priority. I

should be number one priority. I'm your

family. That's what pissed me

Yeah, it's still your family when you're a

10-year-old kid. After you're 18, you're

an adult. You're supposed to have your own

life, have your own partner and own kids

at some point. And you're supposed to move

away from your family, not have your whole

life basically embedded, attached to

your family. But how can your whole life

revolve around your family, i.e., your

parents and your sister or your brother or

your cousins, or— that's just weird.

Triggers me now.

Yeah, maybe if you're like Thai people

living in the village, that's what it's

like, you know, family life in the

village. But we're a Western country, it

shouldn't be like that. You're supposed to

have your own life and then you see your

your other family maybe a

few times a month. They shouldn't be in

your life all the time and they should not

take priority over your boyfriend.

Major, majorly disagree with this idea

that this idea of being in your

family's life, you're in your family's

life all the time. It's just Weird.

Living 5 minutes down the road from each

other. Weird. Why don't you just live in

the same house?

Get a big house and live in the same

God, it triggers me.

No, I hate— I hate it when like the girls

really attached to her family.

I hate it. One of the reasons

I like Japanese women is because Japanese

people are not like that. Japanese women,

they move to the city, they live alone.

Their parents are usually in their

hometown or home village, and then the

woman moves to the city to get work, like

Chihiro or Chlamydia Girlfriend.

Also, I don't like Thai women because they

also are very attached to their family. I

do not— I do not want to date someone and

then their stupid family is

like an element of the relationship.

I want to date the girl, not date her and

her whole family. I don't want her family

to like interfere with my life.

They get on with their lives, we get on

with ours, and then maybe have a barbecue

once a month. I don't want them in my

life.

That's my ideology.

That's why I want to date a homeless girl

with no family who hates her existing

family, no siblings, no nieces or nephews.

I'm the only one in their life.

Yeah. Also, I don't like how the family

unit influences the girlfriend's

decision-making. They have massive

influence. Women really take to heart what

their mom or sister has to say.

And sometimes they say stuff that goes

against my interests. And now we're

against each other, vying for influence.

And I don't want to deal with that.

I don't want, like, my girlfriend's

friends and family influencing her

reasoning and decision-making and

thinking about whether to be with me or

not. It's just annoying. Too many chefs in

the kitchen spoil the soup.

This is why I mostly targeted older

Japanese women, because this hasn't really

been a problem.

God, the market's just not moving

at all.

Chi-Chi's mom was right about you. What

did she even say about me though? Right

about how? Right in what way?

She just didn't like me because I was a

foreigner. She didn't say anything like,

oh, he was going to cheat and then make

endless livestreams about you, bashing

Do you think Chihiro told her? I mean,

she must have, because the brother-in-law—

I don't know if that was real or not.

Apparently her brother-in-law, who's a

policeman,

helped escalate things within the station.

I don't know if he works in the same

station. I guess he does, because

Amagasaki must only have one police

station. And what if he was there?

I don't even know what he looks like, to

be honest, because I went to the police

station and they took me to the

interrogation room. He might have been

there. Well, he's probably out on patrol

or something. I don't know what he does.

Yeah, maybe there was a mirror and Chihiro

and her family were on the other side

watching. That would be so embarrassing.

I'll bet Chihiro told her mom and her mom

was like, I told you so. Always listen to

you, mother.

Probably dead. I don't know.

No, Japanese women live long.

No, I'm not registered. They just gave me

a warning. They didn't convict me

or anything. You know, it's funny because

they were like, oh, don't talk about it,

Daniel. And I did, and they didn't do

anything. Bunch of pansies.

Empty threats. I said, "Can I talk about

it?" And they were like, "No, why would

you want to do that?" And I said,

"Because it's content." And then they they

made me promise. They were like,

"約束してくれる?

Daniel-san,約束してね." And I was like, "Okay,

I約束 not." And

then I literally just talked about her

endlessly by calling her pineapple.

Police are such bluffers.

Yeah, as if you can come arrest me just

because I say, oh, pineapple something

something.

God, police were so annoying. I told— they

asked me what work I used to do before

YouTube. I said petrol station, and they

were like, Oh, sorry, EJung. As if that's

better than doing YouTube. Well,

they were like— the tone was like, why

didn't— why didn't you just go back to

doing that? Why are you doing YouTube?

Because I don't work in a fucking petrol

station. Imagine thinking anything is

better than doing YouTube.

Nothing's better than doing YouTube. I

would even if I was making the same money,

I would probably rather do YouTube than

day trading. If I could choose one thing

to do and they all made the same money,

I'd much rather be a YouTuber. But I would

rather be a YouTuber than the gay OnlyFans

guy. It's just

you need content, don't you? If you don't

have any content, what are you going to

make videos about? And then people get

Stupid Japanese police, tell me what to

do. They made me delete some of my

streams. They made me block Jahira as well

so I couldn't talk to her again. They made

me delete her contacts, and they made me

delete the message history on Facebook

that I was saving. Because she said, I

still love you, Daniel, back in 2021. I

was saving it.

Yeah, Chihiro definitely still loved me in

2021. And then she met at Sushi Vlog and

then she moved on, I think, in 2022.

So I might have had a chance if Japan

wasn't locked down. COVID really messed up

I think day trading is kind of boring, to

be honest. When you win money, okay, it's

a bit exciting, but that doesn't happen a

lot. Most of the time you're losing money

and it is boring.

And there's only— I mean, the best time to

trade is like 2 hours from

New York time, 9 a.m. to 11 a.m. Those are

the best hours to trade. Outside of that,

the market barely moves. You're like

watching paint dry. Nothing's happening.

That's why I'm bored. Stupid market.

I think it's flat because it's waiting for

Wednesday for the Fed meeting.

Everything's boring when it's not making

money, is it? Like YouTube's boring when

you're not getting any views.

So I feel pretty good today because I,

I've really wanted a chair for the garden

to sit in when it's sunny. And I thought I

was going to buy a chair for like £100. I

really was seriously considering getting a

chair, and then I made one out of

cardboard. Do you want to see it?

Yeah, I made a chair out of cardboard.

Check this out.

Oh, check this bad boy.

Oh yeah,

look at this.

It's actually quite sturdy. Look.

Yeah, it's, um, it's pretty good. So I

saved myself £100 with this DIY chair.

Oh yeah,

and then you can put some pillows on it

like this.

See, look.

Oh yeah, yeah,

it's actually

really nice.

See, I saved £100.

It only took 2 rolls of tape.

See, look, this is the back.

This is the back side.

Other side.

And you sit like this.

It's actually pretty good.

Genius, the chair.

Yeah, great use of all the cardboard I

had. I had so much cardboard that I

was too lazy to take to the dump, and I'm

so glad I didn't take it to the dump

because now I've got a whole chair. Now I

just need some nice weather so I can sit

outside in the garden. Also, maybe I'll

make a little table as well.

Yeah, I put some pictures on Instagram if

you want to see it in better detail.

Cardboard furniture. It's actually really

good and it's soft because it's cardboard,

not hard material. Who wants to

buy it? $500. We start

the auction— we start the auction at $200.

It's the only one that exists in the

world. Amazon branded

as well.

Hey, my chair!

Oh, I can sit at the table like this.

Look, when I have dinner I'll show it to

you later when I switch camera. I'll eat

at the table with the chair.

Yeah, so I'm pretty, pretty pleased I

saved £100 because I was so close to

getting a patio garden chair because I

really want to sit in the sun when it's

nice and sunny. I'm not going

to leave it outside overnight. If it

starts raining, I'll bring it in.

Yeah, so really pleased with my little

project. I wouldn't mind maybe

a little table so I could bring a drink

Yeah, I got my Lord DNA, builder and

engineer.

Genetics inherited from my father.

I wonder what else you could do with

cardboard. I could have made a table out

of cardboard.

I did nearly use up 2 tapes of— I mean,

2 rolls of tape, so Probably

gonna need to buy some more tape.

I should, I should build like, um, you

know, I want a barbecue, but I've got that

tiny barbecue, but really I want one like

a raised one. Could make like a barbecue

holding platform

might be a good idea, or some kind of

Yeah, if you get some kind of covering

like a blanket, you could make that chair

look a lot better.

Make barbecue grill out of cardboard.

Yeah,

a cardboard girlfriend with a cardboard

pussy. Ah, fuck.

Imagine the paper cuts on your foreskin.

Disgusting.

Yeah, so I'm pretty happy with that.

Oh my God, the market's still going

higher. The hell?

It's going for those previous highs,

isn't it? I thought it was doing a power

of 3 manipulation and then distribution,

but it's just manipulating the whole time.

And then if I want to get rid of the

chair, I just set it on fire and then it

Ask single mother for a picture of her

daughter now. I wonder if she looks hot.

I wonder if she will ever know that she's

on my channel and, I don't know, 80,000

people saw her.

I wonder if she remembers me.

I don't really remember many people from

when I was 10 years old.

What happened to Cake? I don't know. I

think she's mad because she got bullied on

Discord and I didn't really defend her or

ban the people she asked me to ban.

Because if I did what she said, I'd end up

having to ban half the Discord, wouldn't

Basically everyone was bullying her on the

Discord, so I can't

just ban everyone because they're bullying

you. Wouldn't have any people left.

I guess it's a good, um, it's a good

filter, isn't it? If you can't even stand

a few days on the Discord, then God,

imagine if we had sex and you were on my

channel.

You'd get destroyed even more.

People hate it when girls have sex with me

because they're like, why do you like

Daniel? What do you even see in Daniel?

There's a million other Asian guys who

look better than Daniel. They just— they

get all mad that a girl would even want to

have sex with me.

And then once they realize they can't

reason the girl out of having sex with me,

then they start relentlessly bullying the

girl, calling her mentally ill and stuff

like that. Those are the tactics.

Sunny really hated you guys. You know,

she wanted me to nuke the channel because

she hated you guys, and she thought the

only way to get rid of you guys is if she

could get me to nuke my channel. It had

nothing to do with, oh, I want you to have

a more healthy life, Daniel. Oh, your

channel is embarrassing. Maybe those were

smaller reasons, but the main reason was

because she hated you guys. You pissed her

off big time, and you, you like damaged

her ego, and she was out for blood.

You guys are lucky I came back and stood

And she was like, you should burn them all

down, they're all toxic and horrible,

Daniel.

And that's, you know, it's kind of why a

lot of people, people didn't want to hang

out with me at school. It's because if you

hung out with me, you would also get

bullied. I remember I had this friend

called Martin. And one time he came over

my house and we were playing outside. And

then these bunch of older kids, like

teenagers, walks past and they were like,

oi, Martin, why are you hanging out with

the chinky? And then I could see Martin

looked really embarrassed.

I didn't really— I didn't feel hurt. It's

just I felt like, oh my God, He must feel

embarrassed and humiliated and he's not

going to hang out with me anymore. He got

bullied for hanging out with an Asian kid.

So yeah, people don't want to hang out

with you if they are going to get bullied

with you and no one's going to,

like, sacrifice themselves for you like

And then one time, I don't know why we had

a fight, but I picked up a block of ice

because it was snowing. I found like a

block of ice and I smashed it into his

face, and then I never— he never came over

again. I don't know why we had the fight,

but I destroyed him.

Stupid little kids think they could mess

with me. And then that time Ricky beat me

at snooker or pool. I got the pool stick,

I rammed it into his neck, and he cried

like a bitch and ran home. And that's why

I don't have any friends.

Yeah, well, Ricky, he dropped a massive

block of concrete on my finger.

I think I still got the scar.

On my finger. I remember my mum, she, she

took out a bottle of brandy and then she

poured it into a glass and dunked my

finger into it. It was so painful. I was

like, like that when he beat me at pool

and then he started crying. I went

straight for the neck.

That's what you get. For being

in Chris Broad's class and not telling me

or introducing me to him. I would

have whacked Chris Broad as well with that

snooker pool cue thing.

Then he would never have dared show his

face on YouTube. Then I would have been

the most famous English man in Japan on

YouTube. CDawgVA doesn't count because

he's Welsh. I'm more English than he is.

He's not even half English. He's just, I

don't know, fully Welsh. But no

one would ever believe that I'm more

English than CDawgVA because he's white.

Yeah, I was a pretty violent kid.

But then I became a teenager and then I

got bullied and all the kids were bigger

than me because I kind of— I didn't— my

growth pace didn't keep up with the

teenagers. When I was a, you know,

10-year-old, I was around the same size as

the other kids. But then they all had

their growth spurts and I didn't. I didn't

have my growth spurt until maybe 16 or 17,

and they were having it in, I don't know,

when they were 13. So everyone was way

taller than me. I couldn't bully anyone.

God, being a, a student, being a school

kid, it's like dog eat dog.

You always got the tough, rough kid and he

ends up bullying everyone.

I don't know why we're talking about this.

Oh yeah, I was saying people didn't want

to hang out with me because they also got

bullied for it. I remember my, my

secondary school friends, they also

stopped hanging out with me when we were

about 15, and then they started hanging

out with the cool kids because they

probably wanted to get girls, and they

thought if we hang with Daniel, the girls

are gonna think we're nerds. So they

ditched me and they started hanging out

with like the biker car kids who got cars

when they were 17. A bunch of kids got

motorbikes when they were 16, and then a

bunch got cars and started coming to

school in their cars. And then my friends

ditched me to go hang out with them. And

then I became a loner. For the last year

in school, I was like a loner because I

lost my only 2 friends.

Next topic is boring. I don't like going

back into the school days. Hmm.

Hmm. Might make food soon. Gonna have

the other stake, the other half.

If you don't pay— if your work don't pay

you for the last month, am I gonna call

them up? Probably send an email.

I really don't want to message the boss

because now it's kind of weird because

he's gonna be like, yeah, Dan, mate,

sorry, but you've been permanently banned.

Yo, where's my money?

I'm not doing barbecue. It's 11 degrees

and it's windy. It's freezing out there.

Yeah, what if they found my YouTube

channel? That would be so embarrassing.

Sharing it in the WhatsApp group chat.

Oh, I found Daniel's YouTube channel.

No, I got banned from the app and the boss

told me to take the day off. It's been a

Maybe I should freeze the other steak

because I don't think the weather's going

to be good for a few days.

Well, I'm focusing on my online incomes

now. I don't care about that. I'm not

doing delivery work anymore. I hate

delivery work. I thought it would be easy.

You just take the parcel, put it on the

doorstep. I didn't think it'd be this

annoying to do. They make it

unnecessarily complicated

and annoying when all you have to do is

put the stupid thing in front of the front

door and maybe knock on the door.

Fiddling with the app. God, you gotta

press so many buttons every delivery.

First you press scan, scan parcel,

scan, and then you press confirm, and then

you press continue. And then you got to

choose from a list of safe places. I

always put back door. I put everything

down as back door, even though it wasn't

the back door. It was the front door

mostly. So I just put back door, and then

you got to take a picture, and then you

got to press confirm and finish. And you

got to press like seven buttons. It's like

do do do do take picture do do do do every

parcel. It's really annoying.

Yeah, I'm not, not sad I don't have to do

that work anymore. I was just

hoping I could have milked it a bit more

since the weather's good and it was easy

because I didn't do it properly.

It's only easy because I didn't do it

properly. I took shortcuts at every

opportunity, like spoofing the GPS was a

great idea. Some of these farms, they've

got such long roads to the farmhouse.

I just left it at the road bit where the

gate is. Didn't care.

All right, my suspicion is maybe I got too

many bad reviews or too

many complaints from the shops because I

wasn't leaving them in safe places.

Basically, you're supposed to hand the

parcel to the customer and take a picture

of them receiving it.

Every one of my photos was just a parcel

on the floor. I didn't ever take a photo

of the customer after the first week

because I didn't like doing it. I just

wanted— if I'm going to knock on the door,

I just want to hand them a parcel and say

thanks, not say, oh, I just go take a

picture. Sometimes women came out in

their dressing gown. You can see their

legs, and I've got to take a picture of

their legs. It was really weird.

Definitely felt like they weren't

comfortable with it, but I was

supposed to take a photo.

So I stopped doing that, and I would just

take a photo of the parcel in front of the

door and then knock on the door and then

hand it to them. But then I got even

lazier, and I just stopped knocking on the

door altogether and just leaving it at the

front door and then running off. I was

like, and then I'd leg it to the car

before they could come out.

Stupid job, isn't it?

Okay, one time I fell over because I

put it down, I turned around and I ran,

and it was like slightly sloped driveway

bit with gravel, and I just fell over

like slipping on a banana peel. It really

hurt. I landed on my knee And it

hurt so much I could— I had to sit down in

the car before moving off. It was

so painful. I banged my knee right on the

ground and I was like, I was screaming in

the car. I was like, fucking stupid

fucking idiots with a fucking gravel

fucking driveway. I literally was like

raging in the car. I was

so annoyed. Stupid gravel.

I hate gravel. I kept wheel spinning in

the gravel.

I went full rage mode because I was in so

much pain. I hit my knee like right there

on the ground. I fell so hard

and fast, I didn't have time to put my

hands out.

I hate that place.

Gravel driveway. So lazy,

can't even put down a proper driveway.

And then the other guy who got mad at me

because I parked in front of his house,

he had little pots of concrete in front of

his— the entrance to his drive, and his

car was parked there. And I didn't park in

front of the driveway. I parked in front

of the wall. That was— it was like wall

and then the driveway here. I parked my

car like that. And then he came out with

his stupid, angry face all red and he was

like, why you got to park in my house?

Fucking idiot.

And then when a parcel arrived for his

house, I didn't deliver it. I chucked it

in the bin. Idiot. That's what you get.

Be rude to me, you don't get your parcels,

bitch.

I said, I'm delivering parcels, and he

just started whining, and then he

started moving his little concrete pots

Manager won't like that. Manager can go

There was nowhere to park. His house was

on the road, like a busy road. The only

place to stop was on the pavement, so I

stopped in front of his house to deliver

to the neighbor.

These people are morons. I hate them.

Stupid old people getting mad because the

delivery driver's parked in front of their

house. Don't order stuff online

then, stupid people.

Old people are really annoying.

Weirdly territorial. Like the other guy,

it was in Maidstone when I was doing

Amazon Flex, and it was a very busy

road, and I thought that was the house to

deliver to, but it wasn't. It was the next

one, but I had already pulled into his

drive, so I thought, okay, I'm just gonna

quickly deliver the parcel and run back.