life updates, no more girlfriend

Oh, hey guys. Didn't notice

you were there.

Do you like my view? Just been enjoying

the weather.

Oh, there's a little kitty cat.

Meow, meow.

Why are you walking in my garden? You

don't even come and say hello. Rude.

Very rude.

Yeah, look at this. The weather's so nice

Am I planning on getting the Switch 2?

Yeah, I want to get the Switch 2.

Actually looks quite good if it can play

Elden Ring. But I think it's just going

to be out of stock.

And I bet Sunny wants a Switch

too. If I get it, she'll be jealous and

she'll come running back.

I want to play Elden Ring on it. I bet

that— I bet loads of people want to see

how Elden Ring runs on the Switch 2.

100,000 views guaranteed.

God, today's so nice, just relaxing on the

sofa.

Problem is, it seems like a lot of a lot

of people's family are coming over to

visit, and I can hear a lot of children's

voices, probably grandkids. Those stupid

flies keep coming in as well. All these

flies keep coming in.

Oh wow, thanks Ken S.

Hiroshima Nagasaki we do to Seoul Busan.

More Kens.

Yeah, I did my laundry today. It dried so

quickly, look.

God, the conservatory's so nice when the

weather's good. It's like you're basically

sitting outside but inside.

Look, I got my laundry. It dried in like

30 minutes.

I've got tea towels,

tea towels.

Oh, I've got socks.

This one's still wet.

Some of it's still wet.

This one's still Wet.

This one's fine.

The trousers are dry. See, look,

this is the trousers I had And I gave it

to Sunny to do my laundry, and then she

burnt it. So I had to buy the same ones

again on Amazon. Cost me £25.

Oh, this is just fine.

My jumper.

I'm not putting these back out, they're

I can see why a 25-year-old was single

before she met you. I don't get it.

Oh, Sunny. Yeah, because she burnt my

I don't know. Apparently she had a

Japanese boyfriend. I don't know how long

before— I don't know how long between she

dumped the Japanese boyfriend and she met

me. She probably dumped the Japanese

boyfriend for, like, silly reasons. Like,

oh, he didn't text me much.

She just seems to dump people a lot.

Like, she dumped her ex-American

boyfriend. I wonder if she's ever been

dumped herself. It's like she gets into

relationships all the time, finds some

silly reason to get upset at the guy

about, and then dumps them.

I don't think she's ever been dumped.

God, I would love some yakiniku right now.

Cooked over a flame. Smoky.

Yeah. I wonder what happened with that

Japanese guy. I reckon she was dating him

for at least a year. I don't know,

because in 2023, when she messaged me the

first time, she didn't mention anything

about a Japanese boyfriend. I reckon she

got the Japanese boyfriend between 2023

and 2024. When I was in Thailand,

and then obviously they broke up when I

was in Japan in 2024.

I just wonder how much time passed between

breaking up with the Japanese guy. I don't

know why she doesn't consider the Japanese

guy as an ex-boyfriend,

because she keeps— kept saying I'm her

second boyfriend. So what was the Japanese

guy— wait,

I need to pee. Oh, the beer room. I don't

know how many flies are going to be stuck

in my house when I shut the doors.

In my house. I'm finally starting to

actually enjoy my house after 2 months of

it being freezing cold and horrible. It's

finally really nice. I'm really enjoying

it with the doors open and the sound of

nature. It's actually

really nice now. Just trying

to think of things I can improve to make

it more comfortable. I actually really

like it. Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga

nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga

nigga nigga nigga nigga. Yeah, it's really

nice actually. I feel so silly thinking I

was going to go back to my. Actually, I

feel like it's a blessing that my mum is

still mad at me. Otherwise, I might have

just gone home and then I would have

missed out on this. This it would have

been so frustrating because I suffered for

two months in the freezing cold, and now

it's getting good where the weather's

good. And now I don't need the heating on

all the time, so yeah, actually, um, I

feel quite pleased with how things turned

out. Don't need Sunny.

Actually, there's a lot of weeds growing

in my garden. You can see it from here,

it's all around the edges, and there's

like little yellow flowers sprouting. I'd

rather just let the weeds grow instead of

having this stupid gravel. I'd rather have

weeds. I don't know, I really want to get

rid of the gravel. I'm thinking I just buy

some soil. You would need like 10 bags of

soil though to completely cover. I think

you'd probably need like 15 bags of soil

and then spread some grass seeds. I don't

know why the previous tenants wanted a

garden of Stones. What is wrong with them?

Why would you want a garden of stones?

That's so depressing. I want nice soft

grass so I can go barefoot and walk in the

I just wonder if I just changed the

garden, would the landlord get mad? He'd

be like, put the stones back. Why would

you want stones though? I just don't get

it. So ugly. Easier to maintain?

Um, no. Look at all the weeds.

How are you supposed to cut the weeds back

down when it's all stony?

I don't mind cutting the grass. I'll just

get a scythe and I'll scythe it.

So how much money do you think 15 bags of

soil— maybe I'll just go and get spade and

then I go— the white people slurs aren't

happening enough.

Why don't I

just get a spade and then I go to a

farmer's field in the middle of the night

and then I steal his soil? I load up the

car full of soil.

Where can I get soil?

I want to get grass seed and just grow

grass. Remodeling the garden. Yeah, I want

to get— I want to have a nice garden.

It's ugly. I want to walk barefoot in the

grass. I want to poo in it too.

I don't know what that field is. I was

thinking it's like a grazing field and

animals are going to come up to my fence.

Yeah, I quite like it here. I just think

it would be so silly to leave it and then

go book some crappy hotel in Asia and then

be bored and miserable whilst being even

more broke. I feel like staying here is

the right move. Going back to my mum's

house wouldn't solve anything. Staying

here is probably the right move.

Don't spend any money on a rented place.

Sunny kept saying, oh, let's get paint and

paint the fences. Why would I care about

painting the fences? I think they look

fine. It's natural wood color.

You're gonna die alone by your

personality. Well, what would you rather

do, work full-time or die alone?

I think if I could— if, if the

deal was you don't have to work full-time

but you're going to die alone, I think I'd

rather just die alone because I just don't

think any human being is worth the mental

torment of having to work full-time.

You'd rather work full-time? You guys are

So if I say I'll give you a million

dollars and you don't have to work

full-time anymore, but you're gonna be

alone, you would not take the money?

Yeah, I don't want to work full-time.

It's rubbish. I did 2 hours today and I

had enough.

I only had 53 parcels today, so that's

pretty like £27. I thought, what if I

just ordered stuff online and I choose the

delivery address as the village that I

deliver in, and then I'll deliver it to

myself? Obviously I won't deliver it to

the address because I'll just take it home

with me, and I'll do my GPS spoofing.

I'll just put in like some random address

in the village, and then I'll get the

money for delivering it, and then I'll get

my stuff. So then I'll like boost my

earnings. I'm thinking I

just, uh, stop buying stuff on Amazon and

I start buying stuff on Temu, cuz a lot of

the deliveries are like Temu and

AliExpress. I mean, I get Amazon

deliveries too. I don't know

why. I, I think Amazon just has too much

volume and then they, they send it to

other companies.

But I think if I order on Temu, I would

definitely deliver it to myself if I chose

the same village. Maybe that's a good

idea. I don't know. I'd make like 60

pence per parcel to deliver it to myself.

So if I buy something that's worth £7,

I'm just saving 60 pence. It's not like

it's free. How much money am

I making from YouTube? This month I'm on

track to make about $1,200.

Are those Sunny's slippers? No, those are

the cheap ones I bought off AliExpress for

$1. They're okay, I guess.

I put Sunny's slippers along with the

stuff she got me, like the birthday cards,

the presents. I put it all in a plastic

bag and I put it in the closet. It's gonna

make me feel sad if I keep seeing her

stuff around. I keep finding her hairs

everywhere. Makes me feel sad.

Would I return to OnlyFans? I've already

returned to OnlyFans. Please join

to see me naked. Barrick Gold is up

loads. I said I was going to sell it all

at $21. Now I don't know,

it's like 50 cents, 40 cents away from

hitting my take profit area. I don't know,

getting greedy now.

It's now worth— all my shares are now

worth enough just to pay off the entire

Amazon credit card. Am I paying your

taxes? Yeah, I finished my tax return a

couple days ago. Came to about £700.

You smelled them? What, the slippers? No,

her feet don't really smell. My feet

really smell. I change my socks after I

come home from work because my feet smell

so bad. I can even smell it myself wafting

upwards. I don't know why my feet smell so

bad.

No, I think Barrick Gold can still keep

Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

Recently for food, I've just been using

flour. So I made like a flour

and water onion cheese pancake,

and then I made flour, sugar, and milk

cupcakes in the air fryer. So flour is

actually pretty useful. I never realized

that actually flour Has carbohydrates and

protein and vitamins, and you can make

some good stuff with flour, like cakey,

bready, pancake stuff. So I've

been using the flour that Sunny got.

Yeah, how do you make okonomiyaki? I

wanted to make Korean pancake. I need

green onions, maybe some pork. I'm

definitely gonna make Korean pancake when

I go shopping. 3— no, 4 more days until I

can go shopping again, guys. We're gonna

get liver, kimchi. I wanna make kimchi

green onion Korean pajeon, Korean pancake.

It's gonna be good. Now, Ice— I watched

a clip of Ice. He said he didn't like the

Korean pancake. He said it's salty and

tastes like vegetables. Yeah, it's having

impure thoughts of you again. Where is

our— oh, thanks. It is same

as my channel name,

/hidingmyroom.

I can't link it though. Where the guy gaze

at? The gay guy's at— what

do you mean he's too awkward for OnlyFans?

I guess you're new. I have some

disgustingly gay stuff on my OnlyFans.

I'm like arched over, bent over,

dildo up my asshole. It's hot. I jerk off

to myself. I was like managing my OnlyFans

and then I was watching my old stuff and I

got turned on, jerked off watching my own

stuff. It was pretty good.

I have a nice bum. It's like small but

kind of roundish, and I've got like a

woman's hip-to-waist ratio. That's why

the gay guys love me.

I wish my balls were a bit bigger though.

I look like I don't have any balls. It's

just like a sack, an empty sack.

One guy vomited. Well, was he not gay

then? Now my ballsack is brown for some

reason, like it's been tanned in the sun,

even though it's the only part of the body

that never sees the sun. It's weird, like

why is the bumhole brown when the rest of

your body goes all pale if you don't get

Yeah, I've already made like $200 since

reopening my OnlyFans. It's really

helpful. Sunny probably would not want

to date me if I reopened my OnlyFans.

She'd be like, oh, it's so disgusting.

Even though when we first met, she even

said stuff like, oh, we could make stuff

for your OnlyFans. Yeah, sure you would.

Your parents are not proud of you. I don't

care, because the thing is, your parents

are not going to be around forever, and

what's more important is your happiness.

And happiness comes from— Good morning,

Dad. I hope you're doing well. Mommy says

hi and that she misses you. I'm tired, so

I'm going back to sleep, but I hope you

have a wonderful day. Love you. Love you

too.

I hope everything's okay with Mummy's mum.

Sorry, I had a beer and now I'm very

gassy. There's big money

in OnlyFans. Yeah, I know, tell me about

it. I was making like $1,000. Most I made

in a month was like $2,500 on OnlyFans.

It was crazy. You could live a good life

without having to barely work if you just

spread your cheeks and make some OnlyFans.

Problem is, you're going to find it hard

to find a boyfriend or girlfriend because

a lot of people are not going to be okay

with it. But then you have to decide for

yourself which is worth sacrificing, a

normal relationship or having to work

full-time. I guess it's up to you.

Life's all about decisions, isn't it?

I just— I don't know. I don't think I

would ever choose a girl over the

luxury of not having to work full-time. I

just— I don't think there's anything worse

than having to work full-time. It's shit.

What, wake up at 7, come home at like 5 or

6? No, it's like wasting your whole life.

Doing something you don't want to do.

That's sad. I mean, I don't really want to

do OnlyFans, but it only doesn't take all

day, doesn't it? It takes like half an

Find a job you like. Well, I mean,

there's no jobs I like. That's why it's

called a job, because they suck.

I would like to do YouTube. Full-time.

But I mean, I am doing YouTube full-time,

but it's not enough, is it? If it was

enough, then I wouldn't have to worry

about delivery work.

But then, you know, you're gonna have to

live a life of loneliness. No, no kids

coming over to visit you. Everyone hates

you. Family estranged

you. And then you're just gonna be all

alone. It's a lonely life, isn't it, at

the top?

But I don't know, I just feel like it's so

worth it. Can you imagine going to work in

the morning and then you get to come home

at 11? I literally went

out at about probably

9 AM and I got home at half 11. And then

I had lunch, watched some YouTube, and

then relaxed in my conservatory for the

whole afternoon having a beer. It was so

good. And everyone else is like, like

Sunny, slaving away 8 hours in an office.

And then Sunny's like, oh, you go quit

your YouTube. Uh, no thanks. I want to

live like you, working 8 hours a day

Monday to Friday. No thanks.

If that's what you want to do, that's

fine, but don't make me want to do it.

Don't think I want to do it as well.

Yeah, I made some mistakes making the

cupcakes. So I didn't put oil on the cups

and the cake got stuck to the cups.

And also I don't have enough eggs, so I

didn't put any eggs in it. So it's kind of

flat, but it still tasted good.

It's just cool that you can make like a

little snack using just flour, milk, and

sugar. I ate them all

I mean, if you're really clever and you've

done the work Studying something, then

yeah, I mean, you can just work at home.

LM who? I just saw your new off video. It

is so weird and cringe, and I just laughed

the whole time. Those wounds were so fake.

Everyone, don't subscribe to Hizab. It

sucks. You're lying. Okay, describe what

the new video was because it was damn hot.

I had perfect sunlight. My butt was

shaved. I had my favorite toy.

I was like arched over and bent over on

the floor. I looked good. I looked better

than a lot of women, to be honest.

I wish I brought my toys with me.

$20K a month on OnlyFans. God, I wish I

could make that. If I was making like $20K

a month, I'd go and buy a Tesla Model Y.

It's silly

to work Monday till Saturday. Yeah, but

I'd rather work every day for 2 hours than

5 days for 8 hours.

How much would you have to make to do

OnlyFans with another dude?

What, once or regularly?

If I could make $5K

a month, I'd probably be tempted.

It would have to be at least triple what

I'm already making because I really don't

want to be gay.

What?

You had a weird toy connected to your

peepee which was inside a cereal doll.

You did look like a woman. And it was

weird. Oh, so you did see it.

Damn, did someone leak it already?

Well, at least you agree I look good. To

be honest, I look— I look hotter than a

lot of my exes. If I just didn't

have a dick, I would look pretty hot.

Yeah, I had my ball ring thrusting dildo

and I was also banging this torso at the

same time. It's on Reddit

already. Jesus, I guess someone paid $10

to leak it.

I guess the Reddit guys are really gay if

they want to see it so badly.

All your OnlyFans is available on other

sites? Uh, no, because I had secret videos

that I only sent to special members,

so unless they leaked it, it shouldn't be

anywhere else. And I've got hours of

footage that I can clip up into little

10-second segments.

Aren't I afraid my mum's gonna see it? I

couldn't care less what my mum thinks.

She's already seen it. They were sending

it to her back when I first started it in

2021, 2020.

Yeah, well, you gotta do what you have to

do to pay rent and buy food, don't you?

No, I didn't show her, but the trolls sent

She's also seen me doing it because I

filmed it, and then Chihiro found it, and

then Chihiro got mad and then filmed the

screen and sent it to my mum, which is

really weird.

Oh wow, thanks. Would you make custom

videos that are not serial videos, like

videos talking about a certain subject or

doing something stupid? No, cuz you're

just going to clip it and post it, aren't

you? You'll be like, oh, for $50, can you

make a video about why you think Hitler is

great and you hate black people,

and then I'd do it, and then you'd clip it

and post it on YouTube, wouldn't you? I'm

not stupid. What is your

OnlyFans? I can't find it. It's just

onlyfans.com forward slash and then my

channel name,

or go on my Discord and it's linked. At

the top. Probably link it on Instagram at

And that is preferable than working or

monetizing a skill? Well, yeah, I mean,

why not? Girls don't want to be with me

anyway. Even when I was trying to be

normal and work a job and not be

degenerate, Sunny still didn't want to be

with me. So then what's the point? I might

as well just be gay. At least then I won't

be broke. But I tried

my best to be a normal person and she

still didn't want to be with me.

Got nothing to lose now.

I'm alone anyway. Might as well be alone

and eating well.

Is he still with Sunny? Nope. It's been

almost a week now. On Saturday she blocked

me and sent her final message.

Tomorrow it'll be a whole week.

I can't get a girlfriend anyway. Even when

I try my best to be normal, they still

don't want to be with me because they just

complain about other stuff like, you don't

text enough, you don't care, you only— you

don't prioritize me.

It's just, it's too difficult.

Really tried my best with Sunny and it

still wasn't good enough.

Goddamn, the weather's nice.

Apparently it's raining every day from

next week, which is stupid.

I wonder what would be nice to have in the

garden. I thought maybe a garden chair,

but then I've already got that sofa. So I,

I split my sofa into 2. The other half is

there so it doesn't echo in here, and I

lined up the pillows against the wall so

it echoes less. So now it doesn't echo at

all, and I've still got this sofa here so

I can sit in this room like that.

And then I've got the other sofa in the

conservatory for when I want to absorb the

sun heat and look outside the window.

Yeah, it's quite nice now.

What became of your Tesla short? Oh, it

keeps going green and then I'm like, oh

yeah, I'm making money, and then next

second it goes red and it spikes up and

then I'm like, oh fuck, so I leave

overnight and the next morning it's green

again. It's so annoying. I bet

it's red now.

Yeah, fucking red. Look, it went all the

way down there and I was like, yes, I'm in

the money. And then it went boom and it

came down and it went boom again. The

market is going up now. Look, market's

going up. Don't know why

it broke out of this trend line.

I should probably get out of the short,

to be honest. But Barrick Gold's ripping.

Oh my God, Barrick Gold's at $20.76.

I said at $21 I would take profit, but I

don't know now. Maybe I should sell

some. I don't want to sell it. I've been

holding it for nearly 3 years.

My Barrick Gold is worth— well, I've got

299 shares, so just do $20.70

times 299, so it's

worth $6,200,

which is about 5— no,

it's about $4,700,

which is exactly how much I need to pay

off the Amazon credit card.

I just feel like the gold trade isn't over

yet and Barrick Gold still has more to go

up. I think Tesla's gonna

come back down.

It's gonna go boop boop boop. See, look,

lower. It did a higher high and then it's

done a lower high, but it's done a higher

low. It's like making a triangle and it's

gonna break out. It's probably gonna go

like this, like a triangle like that.

So either gonna break out upside or it's

gonna break back downside. It's doing like

an ascending wedge. Which I think is

bullish. It's probably gonna

break out upside. I should get out of it,

to be honest.

Yeah, it's just that, I mean, I could

completely erase my debt if I just sold

all my stocks and sell off the Amazon— I

mean, pay off the Amazon card. And then

any extra money I make would go towards—

I'd split it and put like half back into

my stocks and then half back to my mum. I

don't know what I would buy into though if

I was DCAing and building a new position.

I was thinking bonds.

Yeah, Barrick Gold's got earnings coming

up in May, but that's like a month away,

so it might run up into earnings and then

sell off, or it might smash earnings and

keep going up more.

Very tricky to say, to tell. Oh wow,

thanks. I'm glad your videos are back.

What happened? Um,

Sunny made me agree to stop doing YouTube

if I want to be with her, and in a moment

of weakness, I agreed to it, and then I

instantly regretted it, and then I got

depressed, and then when I was in a bad

mood, we had a fight. And I said,

I don't want to stop doing YouTube. And

she said, that's your choice, then I'll

make my choice to not want to be with you.

And I said, okay, fine by

me. I don't

have the luxury to be able to quit YouTube

and just give up over $1,000 a month.

That's insane. How am I going to pay for

Oh, look at Barrick Gold go.

Did I see the video about Turkey Tom?

Yep, and all the attention I got from it

has gone. It's basically all you guys

again from before the Turkey Tom video,

just as I thought. Which is why I didn't

really care about it. If anything, it just

kind of caused me problems. Everything's

going up. Yeah, whatever.

Where's, um,

yeah,

the VIX has come back down.

And, um, futures ripping.

I don't get it. I mean, there's 2 SMT

divergences bearish here,

so I think it's going to come back down.

I think it's going to go— I think this is

a fake. This is a fake out. Look, there's

2 bearish SMT divergences.

Right there.

Look, we're also way overbought. It's

coming back down.

I'm probably gonna go like that.

It's just the pump before the dump before

the weekend. Look, see, it's coming back

down. I wish I could trade the futures

because it seems way easier, but I don't

have any way to trade futures, so I have

to try and pick a stock that's moving with

it to get exposure to it.

I don't know why trading is so hard in the

UK. We don't have options either here.

What if you did a retaliation video on

Turkey Tom?

I can't be bothered.

Stop spamming. I'm affording rent because

I do YouTube. What the fuck do you think?

How is he still spamming? Did I ban the

wrong person?

Oh, he is banned, but his message is still

coming through. Oh, now they're gone.

How do you short Tesla? Uh, I go on this

website and then I press the sell button.

I don't know. It looks like it's going to

break out of this wedge.

It's looking really bullish.

I'm down 70 pence.

Should have taken profit. I thought it

was going to go down.

It looks like it's going to break out.

Hey,

I should probably get out of it.

I think they're probably gonna have like

an agreement with China with the tariffs,

and then the market's gonna rip.

I see— it seems like it— there's already

been an agreement, but they haven't

announced it yet. And someone knows,

that's why it's moving up. Insider

trading.

But there won't be any news until next

Monday, I guess.

Yeah, look, it's breaking out of the

Has your work talked about tariffs? No,

but they did mention it on the

Yeah, it's not looking good.

Maybe I'll switch to long.

Oh no, it's going down again.

Oh my God, look at Barrick Gold! It's

going to go to $21, I think. Should I sell

some?

I just— I don't really feel like I need to

sell it now I've got OnlyFans back and

YouTube back.

God, what are they doing out there?

It's the annoying thing about summer.

Everyone comes out,

starts doing barbecues.

I think someone's doing a barbecue. I can

kind of smell sausages.

Might shut the doors.

Yeah, I don't think the Tesla short is

really going to work out anymore.

I just, I don't know, I feel like it could

dump back down to $240

Probably overnight. Yeah,

it looks like the futures wants to dump

back down now. I'm going to keep my short.

Look, there's 2 SMT divergences,

overbought. Look, it's already coming back

It's done.

Do you think you'll pay all your debt?

Uh, I don't know. By the time I've

paid my mum back, she'll be like 75,

won't she? It's gonna take like 5 years

probably to pay her all back.

What's the point shorting with £8?

Because it's not about making money, it's

about getting experience.

The whole point is learning and getting

experience, not about making money.

It takes years to be profitable.

Once you're profitable, then you can start

using bigger amounts of money.

This is like practice.

There's no point using big amounts of

money if I'm just gonna blow it.

Do a course on it. Um, I'm basically doing

a course. I'm watching YouTube videos

about how to do it, and I joined the stock

trading Discord server where they talk

It's not gambling, it's a skill that you

can learn. You can learn how to do

this. It's just really hard.

Oh my God, look at Barrick Gold! It's

going to get to $21. Is it $20.78?

God, imagine just I don't know, I could

be debt-free if I just sold it all. I

wouldn't have any more credit card debt.

Do I regret leaving Faster for Sunny?

No, because I just would— I don't think I

would have gone back to Thailand. I think

I would have not wanted to go back to

Thailand, and then we would have broken up

anyway. And because of Sunny, I ended up

here driving a car in a nice house,

probably one of the best places I've lived

actually. I, I don't know, would I say

this place is better than the Thai condo?

It— I don't know if it's bigger. It feels

bigger. Because of the layout.

And I've got upstairs— I've got an

upstairs bedroom, living room,

conservatory, kitchen, garden, driveway.

Are you on the WallStreetBets Discord?

No, secret Discord.

Damn, Barrick Gold's nearly at my take

profit zone. I could sell it all and then

just pay off the entire Amazon credit

card. But then why would I do that?

The problem is I've got to pay off some of

it, otherwise I've maxed it out and I

can't use it anymore. And I've been

getting 1% cashback on everything.

Yeah, I mean, life in Thailand would have

just been very boring.

And I just didn't really like Thailand,

to be honest. I liked some parts of it,

like the big shopping centers, and I quite

liked the city, but I didn't like outside

of the city.

So I think we would have broken up anyway.

I just really was fed up of Thailand.

The main thing I hated about it was it was

just so boring and my channel was so dead.

But my channel was on track to be dead

again at this rate without any new girls.

Sunny was a breath of fresh air. Wow, I

said it right. Sunny was like a breath of

fresh air. People were so interested

when she first appeared because they were

so bored of Vasta. And she was happy to be

on stream, and she interacted with the

community. She was great. And then she got

all upset about it. I just don't

Viewers like Japan the most. I don't know.

I was doing the walking streams. I was

only getting 150-ish viewers. Oh,

it says it's coming down.

Oh shit,

I was right, had OnlyFans stuff

in my folder. Paid Sunny

for her time on stream. Uh, I bought her

yakiniku and I paid ¥17,000 for her bullet

train to Tokyo. I think I've

paid for a lot. I've paid for more

things than she's paid for. She's probably

paid like a couple hundred pounds getting

stuff for me. I've paid at least £10,000

for her.

Wait, let me check my folders.

No, those are just my screenshots. It's

Look at Gold. See, I told you Gold was

going to be a banger. It's at $3,200

an ounce. You're all like, oh boy, why

don't you buy the S&P 500? Because it's

boring. Only noobs buy indices because

they suck. Imagine getting

into trading, all we do is buy the

indices. Boring.

I'm a pro trader. I don't buy boring

indices. You would

take Sunny back in a heartbeat? Well,

yeah, if she agreed that I can keep doing

YouTube, of course I'd take her back.

She's the one who chose not to be with me

She's like, oh, I'm going to meet a

YouTuber and date him. Oh, I don't like

that he does YouTube Oh,

flies everywhere

now.

Yeah, and then even if she did cave and

agree to let me do YouTube again, she

would just get mad about it again

eventually, wouldn't she?

She broke us into This

stupid fucking thing.

Every time I go too near that door, it

disconnects, and now it's kind of laggy.

I need to get some kind of Wi-Fi extension

thing. I should have brought my one from

home. Is it laggy? Yeah, I've got to reset

Wi-Fi. Hold on.

Yeah, I just— I don't get it because I put

my Wi-Fi box down there. Maybe if I move

it here, then it will be able to have line

I should probably relocate the Wi-Fi box.

Oh wow, thank you. Who only loses money.

Yeah, okay. It's weird that you're even

interested in stocks. If you invested in

index funds, you'd actually be up. I am

up. I'm up over £1,500.

What do you mean? Barrick Gold has

outperformed the market in the past year.

The S&P 500 is only up about 9%. Barrick

Gold is up, um,

15%. Oh look, Tesla's tanking. I told you,

I told you. Hold on, wait,

stupid fucking tripod.

Yeah, so, um, let me check. We got

the NQ and the ES.

Hmm, I don't

really see divergence.

Have to keep an eye on it.

No, my portfolio is outperforming the

markets easily. Barrick Gold is ripping.

God, the smell of sausages outside. I

haven't had meat for a week now. I miss

meat so much. Can't wait to go shopping,

get like a jar of frankfurters,

chicken wings.

I missed meat.

Oh, Barrick Gold, $20.80. We're gonna hit

$21. Look at Barrick Gold go.

Oh look, futures coming down.

Oh, we got bearish divergence on the RSI.

It's coming down, I'm telling you.

We got SMC divergence here and we got RSI

divergence and we got a double top. I

bought Pendle in 2021 and kept buying it

through 2022. I don't even know what that

is. It went down so much that I only had

$3K left. But I had the 3K when it was 3

cents. Look at the price of Pendle now,

it's about 3.30. So I got a 100x

without any thought, just knowing the

team's why. You just got lucky with a

penny stock.

When's the next fake drama? Uh, when Sunny

messaged me again. She's probably gonna be

never. Do you really think she's never

gonna message me? Is it really over? Do

you think that was really it? In the end,

because I refused to stop doing YouTube,

she breaks up with me. Actually insane.

How much have I spent on food this month?

About £60.

But it's only 11 days into April, so

that's why I'm not buying food again until

4 days, because I really overspent on the

first shop. And actually, I didn't do that

shop in April. I did it on the last

couple— the last few days before the end

of March is when I did the shop, because

Sunny came over and we went to this— we

went to a farm shop and then we went to

Tesco's. So I did my big shop then. But I

count that as an April shot.

Whole futures come down.

Whole Barrick Gold ripping.

Tesla looks like it's actually bouncing

above the triangle.

Tesla not looking hot for the short.

Successful trader can't buy me. It's

possible she's moved to a new dynamic with

you, only coming back when she wants

validation or attention. She probably will

be serialing other men, but she won't tell

you about it. That's typical of Cluster B

relationships after you stop obeying them.

Yeah, well, she'll never find dick as good

as mine. She knows it.

She'll be crawling back for

Oh my God, look at Barrett God!

Look at it go!

Come on, futures, just tank already.

Stupid shun sign is blinding me.

There's always flies in here now.

That's what you get for opening the

window— I mean, the door.

Would I stay with a girl who cheated on

you? Well, if she cheated and then she was

sorry and she said, I want to be with you,

Daniel, but I have an admission, I

cheated, then I would forgive her and then

fuck— I mean, hate fuck her every night.

And make her feel guilty about it, about

the cheating.

No way it will hold at 21. Well, I mean,

it is kind of a— it has gap filled,

hasn't it? So it'll probably come back

down before making another leg up. Oh,

tanking!

I don't see any divergence though. I mean,

the only SMC divergence was back here.

I don't know if that's still valid.

I don't see any divergence. Have you ever

fantasized about already being a girl or a

guy? Would you do it if it were legal?

After all, rape happened all throughout

history, and so many people still do it.

Doesn't really interest me.

I still don't understand how it happens

though, because the girl's got to be

really wet for the dick to go in. I've

tried putting my dick in a dry vagina

before, and it just does not go in. And

then even if you like spit on it It

doesn't go in super easily if the girl's

not wet. It just— it's really hard to go

in, so I don't know how it even happens.

You can't force it in. It literally won't

go in unless it's wet.

And how do you— because you've got— you

use your 2 hands to like pin her down, so

how are you gonna like spit on your hand

and put it on your dick? Whilst holding it

down with one hand. I just don't

understand how it happens. I think it's

Hot holes coming down.

Tesla Shorts gonna print fat stacks.

Turkish was bleeding. No, she was bleeding

because she hadn't really done it much and

my dick's too big and she was a very small

girl. My dick

was like quarter the length of her torso.

Oh, look at it go!

Tesla should follow suit. It usually

follows the futures.

Yeah, I don't think I'll be able to do it.

You'd need like 3 arms.

I didn't even know she was bleeding until

I finished and pulled it out. How would

you know it's bleeding? It's like when you

do it with a girl who's just had a period

and there's still a bit of blood, you

don't know there's any blood until you've

finished and you pull out. Is that why the

Turkish girl's name was Pulat? It's like

pull out.

Come on, the future is just going to come

down to like here.

Yeah, and then she also said she was

crying, but I had no idea.

How would you know she's crying? I thought

it was just sweat. I, I noticed her cheeks

were a bit wet. I thought it was just

sweat. I didn't know she was crying, but

Sunny cries too, but because it was really

good. Oh my God.

Oh, big red candles.

Oh my God.

Come on, Tesla, follow suit.

This is how the rich stay rich.

See if it respects this new support line

or not.

Yeah, I don't even know why Turkish girl

was crying. If you're upset, then leave.

It's not like I was forcing you to stay at

Because I was ignoring her, that was why

she was upset. Because we'd like have sex

and then I'd play Rainbow Six and be

bored, and I was kind of just waiting for

her to leave, to be honest. But she

wouldn't leave, so I started ignoring her

until she got upset. And then she left.

She said— yeah, I remember the day she

left in the hotel room, and I was like

pretending to still be asleep. And then

she said, I knew you were not actually

still asleep. I didn't even get out of

bed. I was like, okay, bye.

Yeah, being stuck in a hotel room is

horrible with a girl you're not really

into. So awkward.

I just wanted to leave so I could go and

do a livestream, start whining about

Chihiro again, cuz I was so bored.

Sometimes it's just really boring hanging

out with women. You just want to like play

video games and check stocks, chat on

Discord, go live. You don't want

to deal with the nagging.

If you don't settle down next 2 years,

you're doomed to be forever alone. Yeah,

maybe that's why I, um, I put such a big

investment into Sunny, because I thought

if I'm gonna end up with a girlfriend, it

would be nice if she's 10 years younger.

And we have this connection of YouTube and

Japan. So I thought if I'm gonna settle

down with anyone, Sunny would be nice.

But then I didn't realize— I didn't

realize she had this like really big toxic

part of her where she just keeps fighting

all the time.

She has no right to fight because like her

reasoning behind fighting is always so

dumb.

Yeah, I did. I felt like Sunny was my last

attempt. Oh my God,

there's bullish divergence! What the fuck?

Look, there's divergence, but it's not

bearish. We got a low

and a lower low on the ES, and then we got

a low And then a higher low on the NQ.

I wish I were a girl because I would try

to get you to cereal me and then never do

it and just troll you infinitely. You've

shown that your PP is your weakness and

you will submit to any attractive woman,

which is sad and pathetic. Nah, I wouldn't

fall for that. This is

not looking good for the short. It's,

it's made a bullish divergence.

Unless this candle invalidates it,

which it hasn't.

Okay, maybe I get out of the Tesla short.

That's the divergence. Look, that goes

down, that goes up.

Yeah, look, it's going up now. Oh,

Tesla's still going down.

I, I don't think Tesla's respecting this

Is that a new word you learned recently?

Yeah, I've been learning, um, smart money

trading concepts.

Most— did you know most day traders would

never take a trade if there wasn't SMT

divergence?

The more you know. That's how the rich

stay rich.

Hmm, I think I'm

closing my Tesla short. 50 cents loss.

I'm out, I'm out.

Okay, let's go long US 500.

I'm going long.

Okay, I'm long US 500. Let's go,

cuz look, I see divergence. Here I see

divergence in the futures. See,

look down and up, that's bullish.

I'm, I'm longing. Fuck,

I'm down already. For— I'm down 1 pence.

I'm down 14 pence.

I'll put a little marker where I exited

the Tesla short just in case.

I wonder if I'm wrong.

Come on. US 500.

What trading platform? I trade on Trading

212, but I look at TradingView for charts.

But I can't link anything to TradingView

because the only websites you can link to

TradingView are like American ones where

you need to I don't know, pass a test or

something. I don't need to pass a test.

I've got 4 years experience.

Look, I'm long US 500 here. This green

line, I need it to go. My take profit

would be like there. I put a

take profit there.

So basically we're doing, um, my stop

loss would probably be below that. I'm

doing a 2:1 risk-reward ratio.

It is actually exactly a 2:1.

Oh my God, why is it going down?

Look, futures going up. US 500

should also go up then. I wish I could

just trade the futures. I can't seem to

find an app that you can easily sign up to

that lets you trade futures.

I swear trading futures is so much easier.

Come on, it wants to bounce. Just bounce.

Oh shit, futures tanking.

Robinhood has futures. I feel like futures

is an American thing, like options.

You can't trade options if you're British.

You gotta make an American account.

I don't know if you can fund an American

account with a British bank.

Green candle.

No one's subscribing to his OnlyFans

unless you're gay. Well, why else— why

would you subscribe to it if you're not

gay? Girls aren't subscribing

to it. Oh my God,

I'm down 20 cents!

Why is it going down?

No, I should have stayed in the Tesla

short. Tesla's still going down.

I'm down 25 pence.

Come on, come on, keep going up,

go up, up, up, up.

Yeah, I think it's trying to bounce here.

Then this candle closes in 2 minutes. I

need that candle to close like that to

create a V-shape. Yes, yes, yes,

go green!

I trade on the 5-minute chart.

Oh dear, futures don't look good.

Is that really a divergence? Maybe I'm

zoomed in too much. Yeah, I mean, it is a

divergence. Or even on 5-minute.

What about 10-minute?

Yeah, even on the 10-minute divergence.

Why isn't it going up then? What about the

1-second chart?

Okay, what the fuck?

Oh, US 500 is going up though.

Oh yeah,

1 minute until this candle closes.

What's my trading strategy? I look at SMT

divergence. Oh, I'm in the green! I'm in