Why am I getting so much HATE!!!

Why am I getting so much hate? I know it's perfectly normal for YouTube videos to get a certain amount of dislikes, but the amount of dislikes I'm getting is crazy. I have some videos that have more dislikes than likes, and I want to know why the videos are getting so many dislikes. Are you disliking the videos because

you don't like the video's content, or is it because you have some kind of grudge against me and you're just coming to my channel to click on the videos just so you can click on the dislike button? I think some people aren't even watching the videos and are just clicking on the dislike button out of spite because

for some reason they hate me, and I'm guessing that the only reason why they hate me is because they're jealous. It's completely understandable why people would be jealous. I mean, I have a great job. 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. I have an amazing girlfriend who's not pregnant and she's great in bed and I

her very much.

I have great fashion sense and style.

So I can totally understand why people would be jealous of me, but that doesn't mean you should hate me. I don't understand why people would hate me. I think I'm a perfectly likable person. Sure, I'm not perfect, I'm not an angel, but then who is? Everyone has their dark secrets, everyone has embarrassing or shameful stories to tell.

It's just that most people don't tell them. Most people don't make videos on YouTube for anyone to see. I'm giving you free entertainment. I'm putting myself on the line. I'm exposing my most embarraful— embarraful? I'm exposing my mo— I'm exposing— I'm exposing my most shameful— I'm exposing my most embarraful— for fuck's sake! I'm exposing my most embarrassing

and shameful parts of myself. Could you do that? Could you haters sit in front of a camera like I'm doing now and spill your guts to the world? No, you just sit there behind your computers, behind your mask, behind your spewing out hatred and negativity. What, you think you're tough? You think you're a big guy? But at

the end of the day, you don't have the guts to do what I'm doing, and you know it. So I've created this special list, a list of reasons why I think I'm a great person. So prepare yourself, haters. Prepare to be converted into fanyuls. Okay, so number 1, I don't drive. And now this is great because it

means that I'm not adding to the traffic, I'm not adding to the air pollution or the noise pollution. We shouldn't be encouraging people to drive. We already have enough problems with air pollution and people getting run over. If I was in charge of the world, I would just ban all cars. Just get rid of them, ban them,

and put trains everywhere. More trains everywhere, just like Japan. Do we really want more people on the roads adding to the traffic, adding to the air pollution? No. Number 2, I don't smoke or drink a lot. And now this is good because it means that I'm not giving myself lung cancer, I'm not giving myself liver cancer, and

this is good because it means I'm not being a burden on the hospital systems and I'm not draining the medical supplies. Number 3, I'm not overweight, and this is good because it means that I'm not going to get diabetes, I'm not going to get some kind of obesity-related disease, and this is good because I'm not being a

burden on the hospital systems and I'm not draining the medical supplies. Also, I'm eating less food, which means more food for everyone else. Number 4, I'm very considerate. I don't litter and I'm not loud or obnoxious in public. Number 5, I'm very kind. I don't like to say no to people, I like to please people. Sometimes I

get customers coming into the petrol station begging me to buy them beer or cigarettes, and I have on several occasions bought them beer and cigarettes. One time this guy came in, his eyes were completely bloodshot, and he was like, well, please, mate, can I have some beers and fags? I don't have any money, mate. I promise I'll

pay you back the next day. I come in here all the time, mate. So I said to him, fine, just take it. Take the beers and the cigarettes. I'll pay for it. And I paid for it out of my own money. And no, I never saw that money again. He didn't come back the next day to pay

me, and I never saw that guy ever again. But if it means I can reduce the amount of time I have to share the planet with people like that, then yeah, I would happily spend £15 or £20 to help feed his addiction. Number 6, I haven't murdered anyone. I'm not responsible for anyone dying, not yet, or not

that I know of. And even if I had murdered anyone, I wouldn't admit to it on a video, although that would make an interesting video. I murdered my friend and buried him in the back garden. No one would believe me anyway. Number 7, I'm very hygienic. I have a shower every day, I wash my hair with shampoo

and conditioner, I make sure to wash behind my ears and behind my foreskin, and I have very high standards when it comes to facial hair maintenance. I pluck everything: eyebrow hair, nose hair, chin hair, pubic hair. There was this one time I actually plucked out all of my pubic hair. It was amazing. It was so smooth and

soft. It was like touching a 10-year-old. I used to work with this Taiwanese guy back in Japan, and he had one really long nose hair coming out of his nose. And every time I had to speak to him, I was just staring at this nose hair thinking to myself, why don't you pluck that hair? Don't you look

at yourself in the mirror? I just don't understand how people can walk around in public with nose hairs coming out of their noses. Or you see those old men with really long eyebrows that go all curdy at the end, or they have ear hairs coming out of their ears. It's not difficult to maintain. Just get some scissors

and cut it off. So I feel like those are some pretty good reasons as to why you should like me as a person now. So if I've successfully converted you haters, then click on the like button on this video. No, wait, click on the dislike button if you like me now, and click on the like button if

you still hate me. That should trick them. There's mass murderers and rapists in the world, and people are stringing me up just because I stole some chocolate bars from work. Oh no, not chocolate bars! He's a terrible person, lock him up!