Reading hate comments about my girlfriend

昨日のビデオのコメントについて話したいと思います。日本語で大丈夫ですか？え、日本語わからないの？じゃあ英語で話しますね。So

I just got back from work and I checked my

video, the latest video about my new

girlfriend, and the comments— oh wow, the

comments were amazing!

The negativity— you guys were brutal!

Wow, I've never seen so much negativity on

one of my videos.

10 dislikes!

So in this video, we're gonna go through

some comments and I'll react to them.

Okay, so who's the first comment?

A divorced single mum in her late 30s is a

quickie in the back of a subway bathroom

Tinder hookup, not something you fly

halfway across the world for.

She's using you for emotional rebound.

The father of the child will always be in

that woman's heart and life.

Don't find out the hard way.

You're smarter than that.

Good luck.

Oh, thanks, that's so nice of you, but

don't, don't say such rude things about my

future girlfriend.

That's very offensive.

And I'm not really worried about the

previous father because they got divorced

like 7 years ago and she hasn't even

spoken to him for like 6 years.

So I'm pretty sure he's out of her life.

Next comment: Go for it, hahaha.

Did you guys meet on Lang8?

No, it was a Japanese website.

Japanese dating website.

I don't even remember the name.

Eurasian Writer, my best friend, left me a

comment.

You're getting wrecked on r/happiest.

We'll get to that later.

We'll also read the r/hapas comments.

Don't worry, stay tuned, stay tuned.

When he attacks r/hapas, he said there's

nothing wrong with preferences, but

obviously he is self-interested in that

since every single one of his

relationships has been with overseas Asian

women.

Wait a minute.

Apart from one girl, I think there is—

there's one girl that was an exception.

There was a French girl I dated when I was

in Japan.

But she was Thai and adopted by French

people, so technically she was Thai but

born and raised in France, so she was

French.

I don't know if that counts towards

anything.

Okay, before I continue, I just have to

say that some of the comments were really

nice and they were just too long and I'm

too lazy to read it all out.

So let's go to the shorter one.

Age gap is not a problem, but why don't

you find a girl in your local area?

I mean, long-distance relationship is not

so easy, especially when it comes to

country to country, as you already know.

I hope you find your happiness anyways.

Why don't I find a girl in my local area?

I work in a shop and I've seen pretty much

all of the local girls, and trust me, they

do not look attractive.

They look like Shrek's sister.

There is nothing feminine about them.

They're overweight, they drink too much

alcohol, they're smoking.

Even the 18-year-olds are smoking and

binge drinking.

They are not attractive.

If you've seen— if you see the local girls

in my area, You would not blame me for

flying 5,000 miles across the world to

meet women.

You would not blame me, trust me.

Okay, next comment.

Why are you with a single mother?

Are you even ready to possibly help parent

her children and become a father to them?

Maybe you are with her because it's hard

for happas to find a partner and she's

your last choice.

I don't know.

She— I wouldn't say she was the last

choice.

She was a choice out of multitude of

people.

Hey, don't criticize my potential

fathering ability.

I would be a great dad.

Who wouldn't want me as a dad?

You'd want me as your dad, wouldn't you?

Wouldn't you?

Just say yes.

He wasn't even there for 8 years of her

life.

He was a drunk, he was a smoker, he was

violent.

I'd be a way better dad than he ever was.

Okay, next comment.

If you haven't video chatted, you better

get on with that, seriously.

Okay, that's true.

We haven't video chatted yet, and I've

been pestering her to do it, and she keeps

saying, oh, it's embarrassing,

embarrassing.

But tomorrow we're planning to do it.

I finally managed to convince her, so, you

know, she's gonna show me her, her facecam

and it's all gonna be fine.

This is hilarious.

Oh, I'm glad someone found it funny

because a lot of people were just really

angry for no apparent reason.

Next comment: I hope you're just trolling

us.

Why settle for used goods?

Ah, you, you don't know how much I wish I

was trolling you, but unfortunately I'm

not trolling.

This is all 100% true.

This is my life.

It may sound like I'm trolling you, but

the sad truth is it's all true.

Oh look, Eurasian Writer left me another

comment.

This guy is everything I say he is.

Oh, thanks Eurasian Writer.

I feel like I'm really bonding with him.

I feel like he has this like loving

hatred, like the kind of love that an

older brother would give to the little

brother that he absolutely hates and wants

to beat the shit out of.

Jeez, you're about 28 but look like 22 and

insecure.

No offense.

Well, being told that I look like 22, I

don't really find that offensive.

And yeah, I am kind of insecure.

I won't deny that.

You are going all the way to Japan for a

mama almost 40 years old.

She's not 40, she's 36.

There's a big, big difference.

You know you will most likely get

catfished.

You know, I didn't actually know what

catfished meant until 5 minutes ago, and

I'm pretty confident that, that I will not

get catfished.

Besides, I'm seeing her on Skype tomorrow,

so we can prove it then.

Dude, you need therapy ASAP.

Oh, that's so nice of you, but I don't

really feel like I need therapy.

I feel like doing this is my way of

getting therapy.

It's like you guys are all my therapists.

You all listen to my problems and my

issues, and you give me great advice, and

I'm appreciative of all your comments.

Next comment.

Dude, abort.

This is a fucking terrible idea.

She's way too old for you.

The age difference is way too big.

Um, it's actually— I've actually had older

women, so I don't really feel like this is

a big age gap compared to past

relationships.

She's already got a kid.

I don't even think she's going to

introduce me to her kid, to be honest.

You have never met her.

That's true.

And you're going to be trapped with her

for 2 weeks in a foreign country.

Hmm, being trapped for 2 weeks with a

woman that I find attractive, that doesn't

sound so bad.

I like this one.

What websites do you meet all these

Korean, Japanese, and Taiwanese girls?

Please share.

And Eurasian Writer left a comment.

I'm a loser dot com.

I like that.

It's actually Japan Cupid dot com, but

it's a secret.

Oh look, Elliot Roger, the one and only

supreme gentleman, actually commented on

my video.

I'm not saying this to offend you or

troll, or to make you feel angry in any

way, but you should.

Not be in any relationship where the

female has children by another man.

Also, if she is above 32, where her

reproductive system is beginning to

deteriorate.

Deteriorate, that's wonderful spelling.

I don't really care about her reproductive

system because, to be honest, I'm not

really interested in reproducing.

I know I have amazing genes and DNA, but I

feel like I don't want to share my DNA.

It's my DNA.

I don't want my kids to have my DNA.

It's mine.

Get your own DNA.

Okay, that should do it for the YouTube

comments.

There were plenty more, but we don't have

time, sadly.

I have to go to sleep and then wake up and

chat to my potential girlfriend, my future

girlfriend, on Skype tomorrow.

Okay, let's go on to— oh, hold on a

minute.

By the way, guys, I hope you appreciate my

new hairstyle because a lot of you were

moaning.

A lot of you were saying that my hairstyle

didn't look nice, it looked too beta.

Well, I changed it to a nice manly, manly

long locks of glory.

Okay, what's next?

Okay, we're gonna go into the subreddit

for happas.

Oh, I love the titles.

I love how creative you guys are when

you're writing the titles for posts on the

Reddit.

Happa basket case off to Japan again to

meet 36-year-old single mother who became

his girlfriend online.

Seriously, you guys should be writing

article headlines for the newspaper.

It's amazing stuff.

I don't care if he is considered happa or

not.

This man is a sexpat.

I had to look up what sexpat meant as

well.

He has a sick fetish with Japanese

culture.

Actually, I, I don't like Japanese

culture.

It's kind of stupid to me.

And women.

As a half-Japanese person, it makes me

sick to see this loser have anything to do

with Japan.

I agree, dude.

He made comments.

He said, if you go to Japan and there are

freaking Asian people everywhere, it's

like being in Asia.

That kid acts like he never been to Asian

country or been to area where there hug

population of Asian.

I think he was referring to that moment

when I said in one of my videos, if you go

to Japan, there are Asians everywhere.

I was, I was joking, can't you tell?

This one's good, this one's good.

I found out that he's 28 years old.

I always assumed he was 22 years old.

I think this kid got Asperger's and lack

of social skills.

Well, I do have lack of social skills.

That's very true.

As a result, he rely on online dating to

find someone rather than interaction with

someone.

In the video mentioned, he done this 3

times.

He got poor guidance.

Got poor guidance, son.

This kid is not a man.

Enter a relationship with single mother

with kid.

He feel connected to Japan, but he's not

Japanese.

This Hapa is half Malaysian.

He behavior doesn't match his age.

How he acts In his certain age.

I love this guy's English.

And then Insane Happa says, when he

attacked r/happas.

I didn't attack r/happas.

I just stated that— I just stated an

opinion.

If you disagree, if I say something that

you guys disagree with, do you just regard

that as an attack on your subreddit?

That's— I feel— I find that kind of

strange.

I think he find Asian female the only

option because they will accept because of

his Asperger.

I really don't like the word.

It sounds like Asperger's.

It's like burgers coming out of your ass.

If he would date non-Asian, it would be

challenge toward him.

Yeah, it would be very challenging because

I wouldn't feel any sexual attraction to

them.

It would— yeah.

He said that he like women who are older

but look young.

That mean he like Asian women.

I can't take him serious.

Do you think anyone's taking me serious?

Look at me.

Look at me.

Seriously, look at me.

Please look at me.

Please, please.

Wow, every single one of his relationships

was with overseas Asian women.

There is a red flag.

Why overseas Asian women?

Why not UK Asian girl or Asian American

girl?

He know it doesn't work for him.

That's true.

I've never thought about meeting an Asian

girl that lives in the UK.

Huh.

He's even stupider than I thought.

He should be dating in Singapore if he's

Malaysian.

Wait, shouldn't I be dating in Malaysia if

I'm Malaysian?

Anyway, not Japan where they don't even

know English.

日本語ペラペラ話せますよ。別に彼女英語できなくても問題ありません。 Next

comment.

I pity him.

His parents seem to be supportive of him.

The only enemy he has towards growing as a

person is himself.

He is stuck.

Arrested Development, great show.

Always chasing some sort of fantasy.

I don't know, I wouldn't say my parents

are supportive.

I say they're more tolerant.

This guy is becoming another one of our

mascots.

Oh, thanks.

I've always wanted to be the mascot of a

self-hating subreddit.

I watched his other video about his

response to Eurasian Writer's video.

In comments of video below, he mentioned

that he doesn't believe the myth that

Asian girls hate Asian men.

As full Asian men, this pissed me off.

Happa who ignores Asian men

discrimination.

There is something wrong with head.

There's lots of stuff happened to AM, and

to hear this half Asian pretend nothing

happened to AM is slap to his half Asian

counterpart.

Fuck that prick.

So, so that wraps up the comments from my

latest video.

That was a lot of fun, guys.

I really enjoyed myself.

Your comments always crack me up.

Goodbye.

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