Twitch Streams/Highlight exploring streets of bangkok [v1635673657] 480p

Uh, streaming's so annoying. I don't know why the connection drops and then the Stream ends.

Okay, I think it's okay now.

Testo.

Okay.

God, my armpits are so sweaty.

So muggy every day, even when it's cloudy. It feels so wet.

It's not a sweater, it's a summertime

hoodie, summertime hoodie for Bangkok. Let's explore this park. Put you in my bag strap nice and snug.

My glasses are sliding off my face

from the sweat.

Take off the summertime hoodie. No, it's my signature look.

Look, he's wearing a shirt over a shirt. Look at this guy.

See, he's wearing a button shirt over a t-shirt, not just me. You've got to do it for fashion.

And my sideburns are just sweating constantly.

Isn't sweating just so stupid as an idea? Because if you're hot, you need liquid, and why does the body keep leaking liquid out of my skin to keep me cool, but it doesn't really feel like it's keeping me very cool. I guess it is in a way, but only when the wind blows.

Sweating just seems kind of dumb.

He's used to the heat, you're a bloody tourist. Yeah, but I've got 40% Chinese DNA. Well, they cut the bush into letters of the Thai language.

I just feel kind of insecure wearing only a t-shirt. I don't know why.

I'd only take the t-shirt off— I mean, I'd only take the hoodie off if it was really sunny, no clouds,

but then I probably wouldn't come out if it was like that.

I think what happened was I lost 4G on my phone, which is a hotspot for my streaming phone, and then it was only on one connection

And then it became weak or something like that.

If it's really humid, you will not evaporate the wet off the skin. Yeah, so the body should just not sweat if it knows it's humid, but it's like the body doesn't know if it's humid or not.

Am I using DTAC, AIS, or True? I'm using all of them. After I got out of the airport, I bought all of the SIM cards. I've got a third one, it's in my LiveU, but I'm not using it. I got AIS and DTAC.

I thought it'd be a better idea to get different, different providers instead of all of the same provider.

And I'm using Speedify, so it bonds my phone— this phone's SIM card and also the SIM card that's in my streaming phone, so that's pretty cool. I don't know how much of a difference it makes.

You sound really British. Because, um, because I am British. What do you mean?

Ah, nice and peaceful here.

Speedophile? No, speedified. Uh, it's all wet.

I just don't think Bangkok is very nice having a walk.

For some reason, Japan is a lot nicer. I'm not really sure why.

It feels like— I don't remember Japan having so much traffic.

Everyone hangs out at the malls. Yeah, that's what it feels like.

Either go to the park or you go to one of the shopping centers, but I wouldn't try streaming there because Some of it might be underground, and then I might lose connection,

and then security might stop me or something. I don't know.

Quite a nice park.

Ah, so hot.

I can't breathe. I don't know how people breathe. With the mask on.

It just seems a bit silly wearing a mask outside.

Do you think the mask helps against traffic pollution?

Because then maybe it'll be a good idea.

A little exercise.

It's got like an outdoor gym.

Did the girlfriend ask what I did all day yesterday? Yes, but I just said I didn't do anything.

Massage for foot.

Oh, it's like one of those pebble things you walk on barefoot. They have a lot of these in Korea.

Go to Rod Fai Park, you can rent bikes. Can you rent electric bikes? Me and my sister rented electric bikes in Malaysia, that was really fun. They went about 30 miles per hour

and you twist the handle and it would accelerate.

Look, watch me, watch me exercise.

Oh my God, it gets really fast.

What is the point of that?

Are you impressed with my physical ability?

What else do I have?

It's got a spinning wheel.

It's like Sea of Thieves. Ow.

Oh, oh look, a bicycle thing.

Are you sure these are for adults? Pretty sure. It's actually usually for old people. If You go to Korea, they have loads of these things, and it's usually always old people just stretching,

stretching and doing some light exercise.

It doesn't really do anything though

for me.

Oh, look, there's white people over there. Foreigners. You can spot a foreigner from miles away just from how big and pointy their noses are. You know, the first thing you notice when you see a foreigner is their nose and how pointy their faces are.

Oh, it's so funny. I brought all that LiveU and battery banks and all that gear and then ended up not even using it or needing it.

So does anyone want to buy a LiveU encoder?

It's got 2 Wi-Fi dongles. I don't really need it now. I might as well put it in the bin.

I don't want to get near to— oh, it's more white people coming. Oh, there's a squirrel. I don't want to get too near to the children play area because that's a bit weird.

Again, I wasted my money.

White people. For some reason, I feel safer when I see white people around.

What are the plans today?

I thought I'd just walk around for a few hours and go back and then do some cleaning,

and then that's it really. I've got to think somewhere to go on the weekend with the girlfriend.

I thought we were going to go to Pattaya, but she changed her mind. She said maybe Another time.

Not sure, I'm just trying to settle in and feel comfortable with my new life and then try and create some kind of routine again.

Gotta get back doing

reviews, I guess.

Why the Steam Deck failed as a gaming console.

10 reasons you should not buy a Steam Deck.

Pattaya is where you get a girlfriend, not take a girlfriend. How'd you get a girlfriend? She said that I'm not allowed to go to where all the bars are. Where the gaijin hunter Thai girls are. She said I'm not allowed.

She also took a pregnancy test. She was scared I got her pregnant.

I've only got 52% battery on my iPhone. I think I know the way back. Without Google Maps. I didn't really go very far.

I brought— the silly thing is I brought my battery bank but I didn't bring any cables because I didn't think I would stream very long.

The whole IRL streaming thing is difficult because I don't know where to go.

There's some guy making sucking sounds at a tree.

I guess since she has a car, we can go anywhere almost. I thought we could drive to Phuket, but that's like 10-hour drive. I'm a bit scared of having to book a plane with her because then my name might get doxxed. She might want to see my passport because it's like an interesting thing.

Why are there so many people here?

Maybe I'll go this way.

I feel like I'm in Pac-Man, getting surrounded and then trapped.

Rayong is a beach. I like— I'd like to go to a beach.

Beach would be fun.

Did your girlfriend divorce his husband? I don't think they were— she says they were never married, but he says he's her husband, so I don't know who's— someone is lying.

Maybe she's— maybe she's lying because she thinks I care about dating a divorcee or not. Imagine if she found out I'm a divorcee.

Am I going to ditch her eventually? I don't know.

Maybe if I get a better offer. Somewhere else. But things are quite nice now. I cooked her dinner yesterday. She was really impressed. I cooked her stir-fry noodles with pork and sweet corn and

green onion. It was good. It's just the sauce I used was yakiniku sauce, and that is not very good with fried noodles. Yakiniku sauce you're supposed to dip grilled meat into. On its own with fried noodles, yakiniku sauce is not very flavorful. I think I need oyster sauce or some soy sauce, dark soy sauce.

It turned out pretty well.

She took some of it to work.

What if her husband stream snipes you? It would take over an hour to drive here,

and I'm gonna start heading back now because I'm running out of battery and I didn't bring any charging stuff.

Stream on YouTube. I might do. I was just doing this on Twitch to test it out.

If I can find somewhere nice— everywhere is so noisy in Bangkok.

Maybe I can find somewhere to sit down.

This park Looks quite nice.

Let's hope there's no insects everywhere that I'm sitting on.

Let me check my battery. I've got 43%.

I'm using the flip phone on my bag strap.

I made a mistake getting the Live U. It's just too much hassle plugging it all in and then having the cables coming out my bag.

Oh crap, she's messaging me.

She said, what kind of travel do you like? I like Beach and sea.

I already told her 100 times I like the beach and the sea. She keeps asking me the same thing over and over.

Ex-husband could be anywhere,

but is he really going to do anything? Is he going to try and take me to his car again and drag me off by my hand like a dad turning off his son? Stop fucking my wife! Go back UK! You go back UK! You fucked my wife.

What's the latest news? Um, nothing really. I just came to a park. Or my girlfriend kicked me out, I'm homeless, setting up my tent by the river.

Part 2.

Wait, I'm gonna turn notifications off.

Okay,

in case she messages me.

Why is my iPhone draining so quick? 47%. It's draining as fast as the flip phone.

Have I been to MBK Shopping Center? Maybe, I don't know. I went to Terminal 21, Siam Paragon, One Siam,

And the Embassy Central shopping center, they were doing— they were shooting a TV commercial and all these camera crews and this guy in front of the camera. And then at Siam Paragon, there was a live music concert in the shopping mall and we watched it. We were in the crowd. She really liked live music and concerts.

It was just some Thai, Thai pop group. I don't know who they are.

They sounded okay, just like some K-pop band.

What's the next step?

Um, I think relax a bit and then plan somewhere to travel to.

She wants me to go to some amusement park with her family, and she says her family, but she said not her mum or dad, so I'm guessing her sister, some aunts and nephews. I feel kind of weird meeting her mum. Already so quick.

I don't know why I feel kind of bored though.

It just doesn't really feel as exciting as I thought it would.

Meeting— I mean, moving to a new country and then having a new girlfriend, it's okay, I guess.

I definitely feel better today than I felt yesterday. I felt— I feel more settled in.

Would it be less boring in Japan? Probably not. I mean, probably would be since I don't have Chihiro anymore. I'll be just going to Japan and then be alone again.

Japan was only fun cuz I had Chihiro to go back to.

I need to find some activities to do. I just don't really know what to do.

Maybe I could go to Thai language school.

Are there any big Thailand streamers on Twitch. All I know is that Just Kev woman.

I feel like there's not really much of a Thailand streamer community like there is in Japan.

TKO Sam messaged me on Instagram telling

me about some guy he knows in Thailand, saying that I should hit him up.

I don't know,

I don't think I would. He has a YouTube channel, but it's he just gets like 100 views or something.

Is it David Bond? No.

I wonder if I'd meet David Bond again if he was in Bangkok. I don't think he would want to.

I don't even know why he wanted to meet me so much back then. He flew to— I feel like I think he flew to Japan just to meet me

because he only came to Japan for about 3 days. He said to meet me and I don't know what else because he didn't really enjoy being in Japan.

He kept saying it was boring and Japanese girls are socially stupid.

And then he took me back to his hotel. He said he's gonna have a quick nap, and then he was napping for like 2 hours, snoring and farting. And then he woke up and he said, actually, I'm gonna sleep more so you can— oh fuck, I'm getting bitten by mosquito. Oh my God, that mosquito was huge.

Maybe it's not good to have my trousers rolled up.

I hope I don't get malaria. I already got bitten a few times in her house.

Had a bit of a lump, but I didn't really get a massively horrible reaction or anything. My sister used to get bitten loads in Malaysia. She got infected because she kept poking it with a needle.

The one time we had a family trip to Malaysia, my sister got bitten on her foot by a mosquito, and then it kept swelling up, and she poked it with a needle, and then pus came out, and then it got infected. My dad had to take her to the hospital.

Dengue fever. So I hope I don't get that in Bangkok.

Oh, now my leg's itchy.

Stupid mosquitoes. The thing is, you don't notice they're biting you until they've already been sucking for a few seconds.

Fortunately, I haven't gotten sick yet.

I think when my battery gets down to about 20%, I might start heading back. It's nearly lunchtime.

Might do some cooking.

I thought I'd try building a bit of confidence to stream outside and then maybe get a bit more adventurous later if I feel in the mood, but

I think it might be better to stream video games.

That might be easier. You might do more Sea of Thieves.

It's always depending on your mood. Yeah, I woke up today, I felt pretty good. Yesterday's livestream on YouTube did really well. I got 280 viewers

on the first stream, but then it kept disconnecting and then people didn't come back because they thought the stream was over.

I haven't had 280 viewers in ages. The last time I got about 400 with the Scottish girl phone call. I missed the days when I used to get like 500 or 600 viewers. No matter what I did, just cooking food on the floor. I guess those days are gone.

You used to have thousands years back.

Hmm, I think though there were only a few streams where I cracked over 1,000 viewers. The walking out on my bitch wife stream had 900 or 1,000 viewers. And then, yeah, every time I walked out of Chihiro's house and streamed, I got nearly 1,000. And then the German girl—

the first German girl stream I did got 1,200 viewers. That was crazy.

Will you take us to Soi 6? What's in Soi 6?

Maybe next time I could go on the train and go more into the center of Bangkok,

get a tuk-tuk.

But I'd have to be feeling pretty brave to do that. I'm just feeling kind of lazy.

Street full of hookers. I don't know if I want to livestream hookers. They might flash their tits or something.

We went to a petrol station slash supermarket. They didn't sell beer,

and then she had to buy me beer on the food app.

We tried buying a chopping board. We put it on the counter, the guy didn't scan it, and we thought it was in the bag. Bag. It wasn't there. A bit annoying.

There's no big supermarket around that I know of. I'm gonna get some good ingredients and do some cooking. She doesn't drink. She got it for me because we had stir-fried pork yesterday. I wanted some beer

because I don't really think Buying food online from food delivery apps every day is very sensible. It's gonna cost like £10 a day if we order food online, so I want to get back into cooking,

but I need a rice cooker and they don't sell microwave white— microwave rice. They don't have that like they do in Japan.

I better check.

She's messaging me a lot about Pattaya. Oh, it's starting to rain now. I might start heading back.

What are you going to do this holiday? Swimming.

I hate when she keeps asking me very specific questions. I don't know.

Check the weather.

It says 3 o'clock raining now.

I think it's gonna rain earlier than the forecast predicts.

Ah, mosquitoes attacking me. I think I'm gonna head back. I've only got 39% battery

and it's starting to rain.

She's the one who has to plan out the whole trip For you. Yeah, but I already told her what I like to do. I like swimming and I like parks and I like Japanese food.

Shouldn't she be working now? Can't we discuss it when she gets back? I'm busy trying to livestream.

So upgrades for my backpack, I think I will ditch the LiveU Solo,

and I don't, I don't feel like I need 3 battery banks. It's a bit overkill. It's like 75,000 milliamps.

What are you gonna tell her when she asks what I did today? I will say

that I did cleaning and cooking like a good housewife.

She hasn't asked me about work yet.

I can't really— I can't really pretend to start an arts project if we're going to go traveling soon. So I can use that as an excuse. I can say, oh, I haven't started looking for any work yet because we might go traveling soon and I don't want to have a project to finish whilst we're traveling.

Now I can't believe Liz Truss has resigned as Prime Minister. The hell's going on with the UK? They keep, they keep sacking people and then choosing new people to replace them, then sacking them. They sacked Rishi Sunak as the ex-chequer, then they got that other guy, and then he resigned,

and then they got a new Prime Minister. Now she's resigning, and then she sacked the new ex-checker and replaced him with Jeremy Hunt. It's such a clown show.

Oh my God, it's starting to rain. Okay, let's go back. I'll walk you back to the station and then we'll have to say goodbye because I don't want to dock my hotel.

I don't want to get caught in the monsoon when it gets heavy.

Oh, oh, it's raining!

Oh my God,

oh my God.

See, this is why I need the hood. It's also nice because there's no one around now. It's it's raining. I feel like my confidence is going up. Now look at the pigeon taking a shower.

Oh, look at that pigeon! What's— why is it all ruffled? Can you see it?

It's like sitting in the puddle of rain.

Oh, there's no shelter.

Where can I sit?

Stand under this tree in this dry patch.

It rains so much in Thailand. Everyone always says England has bad weather,

but I've never seen so much rain since I got here compared to anywhere else.

$800 on eBay, but I'm paying £1,000 because I bought it on credit, because I'm paying £20 a month over 48 months.

Not a great investment. Well, I got some bike streams out of it.

I don't want to leave this patch under the tree now because it's raining a lot.

I thought rainy season was October— I mean September, not October.

Where should I run to? If I run to like a bridge,

there's no shelter here.

Oh, there's shelter over here. There's a lot of people.

No, I'm not going to stand there.

Smells pretty good here. My phone's getting wet.

Hopefully the Flip T has waterproof— waterproofing.

Oh, this bit's all sheltered.

Oh, it smells like Thai food.

Connection's getting a bit choppy.

Botox. You want some Botox?

I haven't really tried any Thai food, just been eating McDonald's

and sandwiches.

Oh, it's raining.

I think I'm safe here. Oh, it's McDonald's.

I can't park here.

You travel to Thailand and eat McDonald's? Yeah, I'm not really a food person. I'm not really adventurous when it comes to food.

I just eat what I know.

I eat what I'm familiar with.

And I don't really care about trying new stuff. I can tell from the smell that I won't like it.

The hell? Homeless guy doing karaoke.

He probably gets more donations than I do.

Back at Victory Monument.

Why didn't you report the husband? Because I didn't have any proof that he did or said any of the things,

so he could just say that I'm making it up.

You kind of need proof, I guess, if you're going to make a report.

It looks pretty nice actually when it rains.

Everything looks clean.

You could have recorded him. Yeah, but there wasn't enough, enough time. It all just happened too suddenly.

And I was in panic mode. I wasn't really thinking clearly, and I was scared if I took my phone out he would grab it,

and I don't think they would take my report seriously anyway.

So this is Bangkok.

Hope you like it.

I think I'm gonna go home now.

It's not really much else to see, it's just traffic and people.

So, um, thanks for watching. Goodbye,

goodbye.

Oh, my phone is hot. I did drop my phone down that crack.