How I met my wife on Tinder

So it's been almost 8 months since I met

my wife, and I wanted to make a video

explaining how I met her. Now, if you've

been watching my channel since last

October, then I think you already know how

I met her. But just in case you're new to

the channel or you don't know how I met

her, then here's a video explaining how I

met her. If you're not interested in this

story or you already know what happened,

then feel free to, to not watch this

video. Feel free to skip this video, or

you could just leave it running in the

background because that really helps me.

So it all started last year in September

when I came to Japan and I decided to use

Tinder for the first time in Japan. Up

until then, I had never used Tinder before

in Japan because I always saw it as this

shameful app that only lonely, desperate

people use. I felt embarrassed to use

dating applications. I didn't want to

resort to using Tinder. I thought I could

come to Japan and just rely on my, my

charming personality to find a girlfriend.

But after being in Japan for a while and

failing to find a girlfriend, I finally

decided to download Tinder and give it a

try. After making a profile on Tinder, I

had several dates with several Japanese

women, and I even had sex with a few of

them. And then one day I matched up with a

woman who would eventually become my wife.

After chatting to each other for a few

days on Tinder, we finally decided to meet

up and we went to this restaurant for

dinner. And the restaurant was so noisy I

couldn't hear what she was saying most of

the time, so I just sat there nodding and

smiling, pretending to understand what she

was talking about. And then after we

finished eating, we went to this bar, and

the bar was 10 times more noisier than the

restaurant. And I couldn't understand a

word she was saying most of the time.

After we had a few drinks, I asked her if

she wanted to go to karaoke, and it was

getting pretty late, and she said she

wasn't sure because it was getting pretty

late. But I said, since it's your day off

tomorrow, why don't we do an all-nighter

in the karaoke? And surprisingly, she said

okay, and I started to get very excited

because if a girl says yes to going to

karaoke with you, it means there's at

least an 89% chance that You're going to

have cereal. So we went to karaoke and we

got into the karaoke room. It was just us

two in a dark, small room. It was so

romantic and perfect, and I was getting

very excited. My heart was racing,

and I started to think about how can I

make a move? How can I start being

intimate with her? And I found it very

awkward and difficult to actually initiate

intimacy with her. And an hour passed. We

were both singing. And I couldn't really

sing very well because we were talking for

such a long time in the noisy restaurant

and the noisy bar, and I was shouting

because it was so noisy in those places,

and my voice was just completely dead,

and I found it very difficult to sing. So

about an hour passed and we were still

just sitting there singing. Nothing had

happened. And then another hour passed.

So at this point, 2 hours have passed and

absolutely Nothing intimate has happened,

and I was starting to feel a little bit

frustrated. And then something

groundbreaking happened. She put her hand

on top of my hand, and I took this as a

sign that it was okay to make my move now.

So I moved closer to her, and I started

sniffing her neck and her hair, and then I

started to kiss her neck, and she turned

around to face me, and then we finally

kissed on the lips. After 2 hours of

waiting, I finally got what I wanted.

After kissing for a few minutes, I finally

decided that it was time to ask her the

question. And I asked her if she wanted to

go to a hotel to, um, have cereal. And I

was so confident that she was going to say

yes because we were kissing already. But

she said no. She said she didn't want to

have cereal on the first date. And I

was just devastated. I was crushed. I

couldn't believe she actually said no. I

thought we were definitely going to go to

a hotel. And she said no.

So I said, okay, we don't have to if you

don't want to. But I found it very

difficult to hide my disappointment, and I

stopped singing. She stopped singing. It

was about 2 AM in the morning. We were

both very tired, and we just lay down on

the seats in the karaoke and we started

kissing again. And I was getting a bit

frustrated because we were kissing And

being very intimate, and I just really

wanted to have cereal, and she didn't.

And I got confused. I felt like I wanted

to ask her, why did you agree to coming to

karaoke if you didn't want to have cereal?

This is just a big waste of time. I want

to go home. I'm very tired, and it's 2 AM

in the morning. So 5 AM finally came, and

we left the karaoke, and we headed back to

the train station. She held my hand And I

thought that was very sweet. So we said

goodbye at the train station. I kissed her

and I went back to the guesthouse where I

was staying, and I masturbated furiously

to, you know, relieve my sexual

frustration. I actually felt like I was

never going to see her again because I

didn't feel like she was really interested

in me. She rejected my hotel invitation,

and I thought it was just a waste of time

to continue seeing her. I had this

experience in the past where I kept

meeting up with this Japanese girl that I

knew, and I met her maybe 4 or 5 times

hoping that it would eventually lead to

somewhere and we would have cereal, but it

never did. We never had cereal, and it

just felt like it was a huge waste of

time. So one day I decided to finally tell

her that I wanted to have cereal with her,

and I sent her a dick pic, and then she

blocked me, and I never spoke to her

again. The point is, I didn't want to

waste my time again with someone who

didn't want to have cereal with me like

that Japanese girl. So I decided to go

back onto Tinder and I started going on

dates again, and I even had cereal with

this other woman. But things weren't

really going well. I couldn't find someone

who I liked enough. So I decided to text

my wife again and we actually ended up

meeting again. We had dinner. And she

asked me if I wanted to come back to her

place, and I said yes.

I'm in her house now.

That was just a short video I took last

October when I first came to this place,

and the place was a lot tidier back then.

When I first came back to the apartment

with her, I had this idea that it was

going to be passionate and exciting, and

as soon as we got into the apartment, we

were going to start kissing, and then we

would have passionate cereal straight

away. But that didn't happen. What

happened was she sat down and she turned

on the TV, which is behind me, and we

watched TV.

And we watched— we watched TV for nearly 4

hours. I just sat there waiting. 1 hour

passed, 2 hours passed, 3 hours passed,

still nothing happened. We were just

sitting there cuddling. We kissed a few

times. The reason why I didn't have the

confidence to initiate se— cereal was

because I was scared. I was scared she

would reject me again, just like she

rejected me a week earlier at the karaoke

place. And I couldn't handle being

rejected a second time, so I just waited.

After nearly 4 hours of watching TV, she

finally stood up and switched the bloody

thing off, and she said she was going to

have a shower. And then I also stood up

and we started kissing. And then we sat

down on the bed and we had cereal for the

first time. And that was how we became

boyfriend and girlfriend. I think my main

regret was not initiating cereal as soon

as we entered the apartment. I felt kind

of stupid sitting there waiting for 4

hours before anything actually happened.

My advice to young men would be, if you're

alone with a girl and you have the

opportunity to have cereal, then don't be

scared. Just go for it. Make a move. And

see what happens. If you don't make a move

and nothing happens, then you only have

yourself to blame because you didn't have

enough confidence. And the feeling of

regretting not making a move when you had

the chance to feels 100 times worse than

being rejected does. Now that I think

about it, I've had so many opportunities

in the past where I could have had cereal,

but I didn't get to have cereal because I

was too scared to make a move. Every

single night before I go to sleep, I think

about all of the opportunities and chances

I missed out on because I was too scared,

and it haunts me. Don't be scared. It's

going to be okay. The worst thing that

could happen is you get rejected, and then

you have a funny story to tell later on.

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