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Why i miss living in England [tZSqdLUT33o]
2023-05-25 · 13 min
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So it's been about 8 months now since I
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0:00–0:02 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_0left the UK. As you know, I've been mostly
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0:02–0:04 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_1in Thailand and Japan and also Vietnam.
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0:04–0:07 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_2So I've been away from home for quite a
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0:07–0:10 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_3long time now, and it's getting to around
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0:10–0:12 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_4that time when I start thinking about
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0:12–0:14 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_5things I miss about living in England and
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0:14–0:17 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_6my home back in England. I guess it's kind
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0:17–0:19 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_7of ironic that you don't really realize
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0:19–0:21 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_8how great the place you're currently
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0:21–0:22 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_9living in is until you leave it, and then
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0:23–0:25 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_10you realize, oh wait, I actually kind of
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0:26–0:27 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_11miss this and that. The problem is when
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0:27–0:29 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_12I'm in England back home, I feel bored and
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0:29–0:32 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_13I feel like I really want to leave England
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0:32–0:34 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_14as quickly as possible, and overseas just
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0:34–0:36 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_15looks so much more interesting. But then
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0:37–0:38 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_16when I'm finally overseas, I start getting
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0:39–0:41 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_17annoyed about little things. For example,
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0:41–0:43 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_18I really miss just being able to drink the
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0:43–0:45 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_19water out of the taps back home in
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0:45–0:47 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_20England, and it makes you realize that
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0:47–0:49 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_21there's quite a lot of countries in the
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0:49–0:50 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_22world where you can't drink the water that
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0:50–0:52 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_23comes out of the tap. Number one, because
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0:52–0:54 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_24it tastes horrible, and number two, it's
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0:55–0:57 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_25probably dangerous. All you can do really
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0:57–0:59 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_26with the water that comes out of the taps
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0:59–1:00 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_27here is have a shower, but being very
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1:01–1:03 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_28careful not to get the water into your
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1:03–1:04 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_29eyes or into your mouth and accidentally
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1:04–1:06 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_30swallow it, or using the water to do the
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1:06–1:09 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_31washing up. Even when you're trying to
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1:09–1:11 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_32make your own food, it's kind of
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1:11–1:12 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_33frustrating because you can't use the
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1:13–1:15 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_34water that comes out of the sink to wash
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1:15–1:16 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_35salad, for example, because it gets on the
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1:17–1:19 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_36salad and then you end up eating the salad
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1:19–1:21 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_37with the water on it. As someone who's
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1:21–1:23 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_38from England and is used to just being
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1:23–1:25 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_39able to use and drink any water that comes
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1:25–1:27 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_40out of taps, it is really frustrating
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1:27–1:29 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_41having to constantly buy these big bottles
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1:29–1:32 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_42of water. We recently bought loads of new
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1:32–1:34 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_43bottles of water, and I'm currently
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1:34–1:36 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_44staring at the big pile of bottled water
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1:36–1:39 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_45that's over on the floor. We have like 20
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1:40–1:42 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_46bottles, and it was so tiring having to
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1:42–1:44 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_47carry all this up from the car and then
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1:45–1:47 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_48carry it up into the apartment. It just
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1:47–1:49 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_49seems kind of strange as someone coming
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1:50–1:51 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_50from a country where it's very normal to
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1:51–1:53 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_51be able to use the tap water, and it's
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1:54–1:55 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_52been like that since I was born. I don't
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1:56–1:58 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_53think England has undrinkable tap water
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1:58–2:00 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_54since hundreds of years ago. Having usable
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2:01–2:03 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_55and safe tap water just seems like it
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2:03–2:05 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_56would be a very basic part of a country's
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2:06–2:08 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_57infrastructure that you should get sorted
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2:08–2:10 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_58out as soon as you can. But it's still
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2:10–2:12 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_59kind of bizarre that in 2023, so many
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2:12–2:15 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_60countries still have unsafe tap water. So
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2:15–2:18 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_61if the entire country is also buying
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2:18–2:20 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_62hundreds of bottles of water every month
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2:21–2:23 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_63like we are, then can you imagine the
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2:23–2:25 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_64amount of plastic waste? Surely the cost
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2:25–2:27 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_65of everyone having to buy bottles of water
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2:28–2:30 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_66combined with the cost of having to get
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2:30–2:31 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_67rid of all of this plastic waste is more
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2:32–2:33 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_68than just spending the money and investing
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2:34–2:36 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_69it into the water infrastructure. So I
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2:36–2:38 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_70have pretty bad number 2s every single
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2:39–2:41 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_71day, and I'm also getting this weird skin
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2:42–2:43 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_72rash on my hands, and these things only
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2:44–2:46 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_73seem to go away when I leave Thailand. So
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2:46–2:48 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_74I don't really know what is causing it.
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2:48–2:50 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_75I'm guessing it could be the water. Next
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2:50–2:53 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_76thing I miss about living in the UK would
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2:53–2:54 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_77have to be the food. I don't know why the
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2:55–2:56 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_78UK has such a bad reputation for food,
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2:57–2:59 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_79When I think British food, or the food you
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3:00–3:02 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_80can get in Britain, is some of the best
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3:02–3:04 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_81food in the world, and I've been to a lot
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3:04–3:05 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_82of countries, and when I'm really hungry,
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3:06–3:07 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_83I still crave British food the most out of
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3:08–3:10 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_84anything. When you search into Google in
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3:11–3:13 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_85Japanese or Korean, which are the 2
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3:13–3:15 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_86languages I can speak as a foreign
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3:15–3:17 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_87language, and you search for why is
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3:17–3:19 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_88British food and don't even fill out the
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3:19–3:21 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_89rest of the sentence, it will
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3:22–3:22 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_90automatically fill out the most popular
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3:23–3:25 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_91searches. They will come up as why is
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3:25–3:27 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_92British food so bad or why is British food
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3:27–3:30 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_93so disgusting. And I really don't know
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3:30–3:32 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_94what they're talking about. My favorite
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3:32–3:34 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_95food when it comes to British food would
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3:34–3:35 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_96have to be fish and chips with the big red
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3:36–3:38 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_97sausage, or the saveloy as it's also known
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3:38–3:40 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_98as, and also Cornish pasties, nice meaty
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3:41–3:44 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_99beef pies. And we also have the best bacon
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3:44–3:47 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_100in the world. Only England does bacon the
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3:47–3:49 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_101way that England does it, with the back
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3:49–3:51 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_102part of the pig. In every country I've
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3:52–3:53 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_103been in, when they sell bacon, either it's
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3:54–3:55 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_104like some weird version of ham or it's
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3:56–3:57 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_105American streaky bacon, which is from the
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3:58–4:00 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_106belly of the pig, which is okay, but it's
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4:00–4:02 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_107not the same as British back bacon. Even
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4:03–4:05 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_108simple things like the bread in England is
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4:05–4:07 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_109so much better than the bread in any other
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4:08–4:09 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_110country, so making a sandwich always
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4:10–4:11 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_111tastes delicious, whereas in Thailand the
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4:11–4:14 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_112bread is kind of weird. It's just very
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4:14–4:16 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_113small. They don't seem to have the whole
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4:16–4:18 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_114grain, wholemeal kind of breads that I'm
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4:18–4:20 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_115used to in England. Okay, I admit most of
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4:20–4:22 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_116the British food is going to be brown and
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4:22–4:24 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_117fried stuff, but it's good. It's not
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4:24–4:26 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_118spicy, it's not harmful on my stomach,
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4:27–4:29 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_119doesn't give me diarrhea. Have you ever
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4:29–4:31 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_120had a microwave Rustler's barbecue burger
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4:32–4:34 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_121with a pot noodle at 1 AM in the morning?
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4:34–4:36 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_122It is the most delicious thing ever. I
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4:37–4:39 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_123feel like sometimes Japanese people are so
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4:40–4:41 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_124snobbish and elitist when it comes to
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4:41–4:43 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_125food. They think their own food is so
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4:43–4:45 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_126good. Oh, sushi this and ramen that and
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4:45–4:48 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_127wagyu beef food. I bet Japanese people
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4:48–4:50 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_128have never had a good pork pie or Scotch
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4:50–4:52 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_129egg. I remember taking my ex-wife England
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4:52–4:55 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_130for Christmas, and I made her try some
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4:55–4:57 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_131food like pork pies, Cornish pasty, and
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4:57–5:00 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_132she didn't like any of it. She said, oh,
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5:00–5:01 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_133it tastes really bland, it tastes of
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5:01–5:03 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_134nothing. What are you talking about? It
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5:03–5:05 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_135tastes like meat and pastry and gravy.
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5:05–5:08 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_136That's what it's supposed to taste like.
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5:08–5:09 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_137I just find it kind of rich coming from a
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5:09–5:11 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_138Japanese person that English food tastes
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5:12–5:13 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_139bland and boring when they literally think
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5:14–5:15 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_140fugu is the best thing in the world, and
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5:16–5:17 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_141fugu tastes of nothing. They literally eat
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5:17–5:21 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_142raw fish which barely has any flavor apart
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5:21–5:23 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_143from kind of like a fishy, salty flavor,
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5:24–5:25 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_144and they think English food has no taste.
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5:26–5:28 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_145Okay. Also, international food that's made
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5:28–5:31 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_146in Britain tastes better than
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5:32–5:33 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_147international food that's made overseas.
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5:33–5:35 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_148For example, England has hands down the
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5:35–5:38 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_149best Chinese takeaways, and I've had
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5:38–5:40 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_150Chinese food outside of England. I've had
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5:41–5:42 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_151Chinese food in Japan, Korea, Thailand,
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5:42–5:44 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_152and they don't make it the same way they
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5:45–5:46 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_153make it in England. I guess in England
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5:47–5:48 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_154they're making the Chinese food to suit
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5:48–5:50 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_155the British person's palate. Taste buds
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5:50–5:52 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_156and palates, but it just tastes better in
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5:53–5:55 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_157England. I think even Chinese food in
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5:55–5:57 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_158China tastes worse than Chinese food in
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5:57–5:59 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_159England. The next thing I miss a lot would
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5:59–6:02 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_160have to be Amazon, the website. In England
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6:02–6:05 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_161we have Amazon, in Japan there's also
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6:06–6:07 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_162Amazon, but in Thailand there's no Amazon.
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6:07–6:10 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_163And when I was in England, I was using
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6:10–6:11 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_164Amazon basically every day because you get
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6:12–6:14 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_165next-day delivery or sometimes same-day
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6:14–6:16 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_166delivery, and if you don't like the thing
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6:16–6:18 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_167you bought, you can refund it. As someone
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6:19–6:21 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_168who likes tech and cameras and phones and
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6:21–6:23 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_169gadgets and stuff, I really liked buying
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6:24–6:25 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_170stuff on Amazon and then refunding it back
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6:26–6:28 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_171to Amazon, and then I could mess around
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6:28–6:29 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_172with it. And if I wanted to keep it, I
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6:30–6:31 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_173would keep it. If I didn't really like it,
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6:32–6:33 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_174then I'll just send it back to Amazon.
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6:33–6:35 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_175Not having access to Amazon has been kind
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6:35–6:37 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_176of frustrating. There are equivalents of
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6:38–6:40 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_177Amazon in Thailand like Shopee or Kaidoo,
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6:40–6:43 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_178Kaidee, but I can't seem to be able to use
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6:43–6:46 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_179them because they won't accept my bank
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6:46–6:48 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_180cards. So every time I want to buy
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6:48–6:49 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_181something very obscure like a microphone
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6:49–6:52 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_182arm mount or like a little screw for my
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6:52–6:54 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_183camera mount. I need to ask my girlfriend
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6:55–6:57 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_184to order it for me, and it's just a little
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6:57–6:59 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_185bit annoying that I can't just do my own
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6:59–7:01 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_186shopping. That brings me on to my next
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7:01–7:03 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_187point. When you're living in a foreign
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7:03–7:04 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_188country and you don't speak the language
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7:05–7:07 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_189and you've got a girlfriend who does, you
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7:07–7:09 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_190kind of feel like you can't really do
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7:09–7:11 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_191anything on your own. You don't feel like
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7:11–7:13 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_192you have full independence, whereas in
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7:13–7:15 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_193England I can do stuff myself like book an
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7:15–7:18 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_194eye test, book a dentist appointment, go
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7:18–7:21 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_195for driving lessons. And the language
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7:21–7:23 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_196barrier is never a problem because
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7:23–7:24 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_197obviously I speak English and I just feel
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7:24–7:26 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_198like an independent adult. But when I'm in
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7:26–7:29 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_199other countries, I feel like I need my
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7:30–7:32 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_200girlfriend or my ex-wife to sort stuff out
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7:32–7:35 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_201for me and deal with the locals in the
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7:36–7:37 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_202local language. It just makes me feel like
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7:38–7:39 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_203a kid again, like my mummy is looking
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7:40–7:42 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_204after me. And as a grown adult man, that
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7:42–7:45 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_205doesn't really give me good feelings.
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7:45–7:47 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_206Even though I speak Japanese, when I was
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7:47–7:49 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_207living in Japan, I couldn't do certain
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7:49–7:51 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_208things. I needed my ex-wife to help me
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7:51–7:53 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_209because it was like a very complicated
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7:53–7:55 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_210application process. For example, signing
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7:55–7:57 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_211up for a bank account, signing up for a
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7:57–7:59 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_212phone contract. I didn't really feel like
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8:00–8:01 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_213my Japanese was good enough to be able to
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8:02–8:03 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_214completely understand. If I went by
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8:03–8:05 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_215myself, I'd probably just sit there saying
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8:06–8:07 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_216yes, yes, okay, okay randomly, even though
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8:08–8:10 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_217I wasn't fully understanding everything
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8:10–8:12 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_218they said. Because when they're reading
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8:12–8:13 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_219off some kind of really long contracts in
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8:13–8:16 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_220very formal Japanese, it can be quite
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8:16–8:18 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_221difficult to follow. But I think out of
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8:18–8:20 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_222everything, one of the number one things I
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8:20–8:22 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_223really miss has to be my house in England,
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8:22–8:25 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_224my parents' house, because it's so nice
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8:25–8:27 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_225and big and my garden is huge. You've seen
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8:28–8:30 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_226it by now probably, but my garden is
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8:31–8:33 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_227probably the best garden I've ever had or
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8:33–8:35 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_228been in. And that's just one of the charms
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8:36–8:38 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_229of the British countryside. It's so green
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8:38–8:41 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_230and lush, full of nature, the rabbits
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8:41–8:43 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_231running around, the birds chirping, the
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8:44–8:45 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_232squirrels running up and down the trees.
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8:45–8:46 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_233There's just nothing quite like the
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8:47–8:49 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_234British countryside. I've seen other
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8:49–8:51 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_235countrysides in Asia and they're mostly
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8:51–8:53 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_236just like jungles and they look scary,
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8:54–8:56 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_237like barren wastelands of vegetation. For
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8:56–8:59 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_238example, the nature and the wildlife in
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8:59–9:01 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_239the UK is cute and pretty,
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9:01–9:04 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_240like rabbits and deer and foxes
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9:04–9:07 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_241and hedgehogs. But then in Asia, I don't
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9:08–9:10 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_242think I've seen a single rabbit here. All
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9:11–9:13 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_243you see in the countryside in Asia is
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9:13–9:15 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_244mostly Southeast Asia, is like packs of
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9:15–9:18 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_245wild stray dogs roaming the roads, or in
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9:18–9:21 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_246Japan, flocks of black ugly crows making
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9:21–9:24 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_247that horrible sound. I used to love waking
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9:25–9:26 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_248up early in the morning, having my coffee,
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9:27–9:28 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_249sitting by the window and just watching
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9:28–9:30 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_250the little rabbits running around the
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9:30–9:32 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_251garden, the little baby rabbits just
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9:32–9:34 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_252having fun and existing. Everything is
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9:35–9:37 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_253just like out of a children's book, like
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9:37–9:39 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_254Peter Rabbit or Watership Down or Farthing
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9:39–9:41 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_255Wood. For example, the 2 words forest or
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9:41–9:44 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_256woods versus the word jungle. Which one
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9:44–9:47 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_257sounds better? When I think of a wood or a
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9:47–9:49 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_258forest, I think of like a mystical,
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9:49–9:51 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_259magical wonderland full of rabbits and
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9:51–9:54 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_260bunnies and deer. And it's just so
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9:55–9:56 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_261beautiful and amazing and peaceful and
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9:57–9:58 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_262full of greenery. And then when I think of
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9:59–10:01 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_263the word jungle, I think of danger,
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10:01–10:03 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_264inhospitable environment, venomous snakes,
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10:04–10:07 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_265big disgusting insects. I always felt way
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10:07–10:09 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_266more relaxed and at peace in the English
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10:10–10:12 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_267countryside than any other place in the
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10:12–10:14 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_268world. Okay, maybe Japan. Kyoto with the
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10:15–10:17 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_269scenery and the temples is a close second.
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10:17–10:19 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_270There's definitely a lot of things about
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10:19–10:21 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_271England that I don't miss, like people
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10:21–10:24 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_272constantly going on strikes, the train
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10:24–10:26 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_273strikes, the hospital strikes. Really
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10:26–10:28 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_274annoying, especially when you're trying to
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10:28–10:29 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_275travel or meet people and then the train
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10:30–10:31 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_276services are not working or running that
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10:31–10:33 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_277day. I mean, can you imagine the trains
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10:34–10:35 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_278going on strike in Japan, in Tokyo or
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10:35–10:38 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_279Osaka? There's no way. They would ever go
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10:38–10:40 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_280on strike. Also, I feel like British
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10:41–10:42 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_281society is kind of rotten. People just are
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10:43–10:46 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_282very degenerate, don't have good manners
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10:47–10:49 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_283in public, very rude, especially the
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10:49–10:51 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_284children. I'd go to the train station,
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10:51–10:53 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_285there'd be a gang of kids and they would
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10:53–10:55 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_286just start shouting at me. British people
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10:56–10:57 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_287seem to have a very weird reaction when
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10:58–10:59 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_288they see an Asian person. And when I say
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10:59–11:02 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_289Asian person, I'm not talking about Indian
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11:02–11:04 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_290people, I'm talking about Chinese people.
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11:04–11:06 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_291So if you look Chinese, Japanese, or
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11:06–11:08 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_292Korean, they're probably going to shout
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11:08–11:10 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_293something like ni hao at you. And they
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11:11–11:12 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_294think that's really funny. I feel a lot
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11:13–11:14 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_295safer and I feel more comfortable being in
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11:14–11:16 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_296Asia because I feel like I fit in. I don't
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11:16–11:18 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_297really stick out. In England, every time I
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11:19–11:20 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_298go out, I'm always worried that some gang
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11:20–11:22 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_299of kids are going to shout at me some kind
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11:23–11:25 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_300of rude thing because of my looks.
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11:25–11:26 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_301English kids can be scary. They're pretty
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11:27–11:29 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_302big as well. You think, oh, what are you
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11:29–11:31 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_303scared of? They're just little kids. But
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11:31–11:32 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_304then you see an English kid and they're
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11:33–11:34 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_305like 5'8, 5'9, pretty masculine,
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11:34–11:37 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_306big build as well for a 16-year-old. And
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11:37–11:39 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_307I'm thinking to myself, I don't think I
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11:40–11:41 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_308could even take a 16-year-old. Maybe if
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11:41–11:44 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_309there's like a gang of kids, I could take
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11:44–11:46 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_3102 of them, 2 of the smaller ones. But then
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11:46–11:48 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_311there'd be like a 16-year-old who's same
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11:48–11:50 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_312size as me and stronger. Being a 5'9
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11:51–11:53 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_313skinny looking Asian guy in England just
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11:53–11:56 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_314makes you stand out as an easy target and
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11:57–11:59 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_315no one respects you because you don't look
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11:59–12:01 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_316like a man. I don't think I'd have these
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12:02–12:03 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_317problems if I was a big 6-foot-tall bloke
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12:03–12:05 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_318who was normal size or even fat, because
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12:06–12:08 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_319at least if you're fat, no one's going to
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12:09–12:10 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_320be able to push you around. English kids,
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12:10–12:12 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_321they can sniff out the fear. And I guess I
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12:12–12:15 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_322am projecting a lot of fear because I am
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12:15–12:17 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_323fearful for my life. I might get attacked
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12:17–12:19 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_324or something and I won't be able to defend
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12:20–12:21 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_325myself very well. So they can sniff out
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12:22–12:23 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_326the fear like a pack of dogs can. Anyway,
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12:24–12:26 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_327I could talk for hours about why I don't
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12:26–12:28 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_328miss living in the UK, so maybe that'll be
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12:28–12:30 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_329a different video. Thanks for listening
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12:30–12:32 · rev_84f83dbbb5528357e27a88a7b5b72c94_330and goodbye.
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