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Why i miss living in England [tZSqdLUT33o]

2023-05-25 · 13 min

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  1. So it's been about 8 months now since I

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  2. left the UK. As you know, I've been mostly

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  3. in Thailand and Japan and also Vietnam.

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  4. So I've been away from home for quite a

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  5. long time now, and it's getting to around

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  6. that time when I start thinking about

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  7. things I miss about living in England and

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  8. my home back in England. I guess it's kind

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  9. of ironic that you don't really realize

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  10. how great the place you're currently

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  11. living in is until you leave it, and then

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  12. you realize, oh wait, I actually kind of

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  13. miss this and that. The problem is when

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  14. I'm in England back home, I feel bored and

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  15. I feel like I really want to leave England

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  16. as quickly as possible, and overseas just

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  17. looks so much more interesting. But then

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  18. when I'm finally overseas, I start getting

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  19. annoyed about little things. For example,

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  20. I really miss just being able to drink the

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  21. water out of the taps back home in

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  22. England, and it makes you realize that

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  23. there's quite a lot of countries in the

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  24. world where you can't drink the water that

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  25. comes out of the tap. Number one, because

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  26. it tastes horrible, and number two, it's

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  27. probably dangerous. All you can do really

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  28. with the water that comes out of the taps

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  29. here is have a shower, but being very

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  30. careful not to get the water into your

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  31. eyes or into your mouth and accidentally

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  32. swallow it, or using the water to do the

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  33. washing up. Even when you're trying to

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  34. make your own food, it's kind of

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  35. frustrating because you can't use the

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  36. water that comes out of the sink to wash

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  37. salad, for example, because it gets on the

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  38. salad and then you end up eating the salad

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  39. with the water on it. As someone who's

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  40. from England and is used to just being

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  41. able to use and drink any water that comes

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  42. out of taps, it is really frustrating

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  43. having to constantly buy these big bottles

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  44. of water. We recently bought loads of new

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  45. bottles of water, and I'm currently

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  46. staring at the big pile of bottled water

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  47. that's over on the floor. We have like 20

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  48. bottles, and it was so tiring having to

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  49. carry all this up from the car and then

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  50. carry it up into the apartment. It just

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  51. seems kind of strange as someone coming

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  52. from a country where it's very normal to

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  53. be able to use the tap water, and it's

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  54. been like that since I was born. I don't

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  55. think England has undrinkable tap water

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  56. since hundreds of years ago. Having usable

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  57. and safe tap water just seems like it

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  58. would be a very basic part of a country's

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  59. infrastructure that you should get sorted

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  60. out as soon as you can. But it's still

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  61. kind of bizarre that in 2023, so many

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  62. countries still have unsafe tap water. So

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  63. if the entire country is also buying

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  64. hundreds of bottles of water every month

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  65. like we are, then can you imagine the

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  66. amount of plastic waste? Surely the cost

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  67. of everyone having to buy bottles of water

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  68. combined with the cost of having to get

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  69. rid of all of this plastic waste is more

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  70. than just spending the money and investing

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  71. it into the water infrastructure. So I

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  72. have pretty bad number 2s every single

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  73. day, and I'm also getting this weird skin

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  74. rash on my hands, and these things only

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  75. seem to go away when I leave Thailand. So

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  76. I don't really know what is causing it.

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  77. I'm guessing it could be the water. Next

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  78. thing I miss about living in the UK would

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  79. have to be the food. I don't know why the

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  80. UK has such a bad reputation for food,

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  81. When I think British food, or the food you

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  82. can get in Britain, is some of the best

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  83. food in the world, and I've been to a lot

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  84. of countries, and when I'm really hungry,

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  85. I still crave British food the most out of

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  86. anything. When you search into Google in

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  87. Japanese or Korean, which are the 2

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  88. languages I can speak as a foreign

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  89. language, and you search for why is

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  90. British food and don't even fill out the

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  91. rest of the sentence, it will

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  92. automatically fill out the most popular

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  93. searches. They will come up as why is

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  94. British food so bad or why is British food

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  95. so disgusting. And I really don't know

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  96. what they're talking about. My favorite

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  97. food when it comes to British food would

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  98. have to be fish and chips with the big red

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  99. sausage, or the saveloy as it's also known

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  100. as, and also Cornish pasties, nice meaty

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  101. beef pies. And we also have the best bacon

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  102. in the world. Only England does bacon the

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  103. way that England does it, with the back

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  104. part of the pig. In every country I've

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  105. been in, when they sell bacon, either it's

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  106. like some weird version of ham or it's

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  107. American streaky bacon, which is from the

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  108. belly of the pig, which is okay, but it's

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  109. not the same as British back bacon. Even

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  110. simple things like the bread in England is

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  111. so much better than the bread in any other

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  112. country, so making a sandwich always

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  113. tastes delicious, whereas in Thailand the

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  114. bread is kind of weird. It's just very

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  115. small. They don't seem to have the whole

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  116. grain, wholemeal kind of breads that I'm

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  117. used to in England. Okay, I admit most of

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  118. the British food is going to be brown and

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  119. fried stuff, but it's good. It's not

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  120. spicy, it's not harmful on my stomach,

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  121. doesn't give me diarrhea. Have you ever

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  122. had a microwave Rustler's barbecue burger

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  123. with a pot noodle at 1 AM in the morning?

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  124. It is the most delicious thing ever. I

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  125. feel like sometimes Japanese people are so

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  126. snobbish and elitist when it comes to

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  127. food. They think their own food is so

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  128. good. Oh, sushi this and ramen that and

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  129. wagyu beef food. I bet Japanese people

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  130. have never had a good pork pie or Scotch

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  131. egg. I remember taking my ex-wife England

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  132. for Christmas, and I made her try some

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  133. food like pork pies, Cornish pasty, and

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  134. she didn't like any of it. She said, oh,

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  135. it tastes really bland, it tastes of

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  136. nothing. What are you talking about? It

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  137. tastes like meat and pastry and gravy.

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  138. That's what it's supposed to taste like.

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  139. I just find it kind of rich coming from a

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  140. Japanese person that English food tastes

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  141. bland and boring when they literally think

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  142. fugu is the best thing in the world, and

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  143. fugu tastes of nothing. They literally eat

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  144. raw fish which barely has any flavor apart

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  145. from kind of like a fishy, salty flavor,

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  146. and they think English food has no taste.

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  147. Okay. Also, international food that's made

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  148. in Britain tastes better than

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  149. international food that's made overseas.

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  150. For example, England has hands down the

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  151. best Chinese takeaways, and I've had

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  152. Chinese food outside of England. I've had

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  153. Chinese food in Japan, Korea, Thailand,

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  154. and they don't make it the same way they

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  155. make it in England. I guess in England

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  156. they're making the Chinese food to suit

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  157. the British person's palate. Taste buds

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  158. and palates, but it just tastes better in

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  159. England. I think even Chinese food in

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  160. China tastes worse than Chinese food in

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  161. England. The next thing I miss a lot would

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  162. have to be Amazon, the website. In England

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  163. we have Amazon, in Japan there's also

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  164. Amazon, but in Thailand there's no Amazon.

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  165. And when I was in England, I was using

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  166. Amazon basically every day because you get

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  167. next-day delivery or sometimes same-day

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  168. delivery, and if you don't like the thing

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  169. you bought, you can refund it. As someone

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  170. who likes tech and cameras and phones and

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  171. gadgets and stuff, I really liked buying

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  172. stuff on Amazon and then refunding it back

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  173. to Amazon, and then I could mess around

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  174. with it. And if I wanted to keep it, I

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  175. would keep it. If I didn't really like it,

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  176. then I'll just send it back to Amazon.

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  177. Not having access to Amazon has been kind

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  178. of frustrating. There are equivalents of

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  179. Amazon in Thailand like Shopee or Kaidoo,

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  180. Kaidee, but I can't seem to be able to use

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  181. them because they won't accept my bank

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  182. cards. So every time I want to buy

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  183. something very obscure like a microphone

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  184. arm mount or like a little screw for my

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  185. camera mount. I need to ask my girlfriend

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  186. to order it for me, and it's just a little

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  187. bit annoying that I can't just do my own

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  188. shopping. That brings me on to my next

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  189. point. When you're living in a foreign

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  190. country and you don't speak the language

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  191. and you've got a girlfriend who does, you

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  192. kind of feel like you can't really do

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  193. anything on your own. You don't feel like

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  194. you have full independence, whereas in

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  195. England I can do stuff myself like book an

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  196. eye test, book a dentist appointment, go

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  197. for driving lessons. And the language

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  198. barrier is never a problem because

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  199. obviously I speak English and I just feel

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  200. like an independent adult. But when I'm in

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  201. other countries, I feel like I need my

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  202. girlfriend or my ex-wife to sort stuff out

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  203. for me and deal with the locals in the

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  204. local language. It just makes me feel like

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  205. a kid again, like my mummy is looking

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  206. after me. And as a grown adult man, that

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  207. doesn't really give me good feelings.

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  208. Even though I speak Japanese, when I was

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  209. living in Japan, I couldn't do certain

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  210. things. I needed my ex-wife to help me

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  211. because it was like a very complicated

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  212. application process. For example, signing

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  213. up for a bank account, signing up for a

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  214. phone contract. I didn't really feel like

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  215. my Japanese was good enough to be able to

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  216. completely understand. If I went by

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  217. myself, I'd probably just sit there saying

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  218. yes, yes, okay, okay randomly, even though

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  219. I wasn't fully understanding everything

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  220. they said. Because when they're reading

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  221. off some kind of really long contracts in

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  222. very formal Japanese, it can be quite

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  223. difficult to follow. But I think out of

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  224. everything, one of the number one things I

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  225. really miss has to be my house in England,

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  226. my parents' house, because it's so nice

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  227. and big and my garden is huge. You've seen

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  228. it by now probably, but my garden is

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  229. probably the best garden I've ever had or

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  230. been in. And that's just one of the charms

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  231. of the British countryside. It's so green

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  232. and lush, full of nature, the rabbits

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  233. running around, the birds chirping, the

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  234. squirrels running up and down the trees.

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  235. There's just nothing quite like the

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  236. British countryside. I've seen other

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  237. countrysides in Asia and they're mostly

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  238. just like jungles and they look scary,

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  239. like barren wastelands of vegetation. For

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  240. example, the nature and the wildlife in

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  241. the UK is cute and pretty,

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  242. like rabbits and deer and foxes

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  243. and hedgehogs. But then in Asia, I don't

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  244. think I've seen a single rabbit here. All

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  245. you see in the countryside in Asia is

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  246. mostly Southeast Asia, is like packs of

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  247. wild stray dogs roaming the roads, or in

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  248. Japan, flocks of black ugly crows making

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  249. that horrible sound. I used to love waking

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  250. up early in the morning, having my coffee,

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  251. sitting by the window and just watching

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  252. the little rabbits running around the

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  253. garden, the little baby rabbits just

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  254. having fun and existing. Everything is

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  255. just like out of a children's book, like

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  256. Peter Rabbit or Watership Down or Farthing

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  257. Wood. For example, the 2 words forest or

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  258. woods versus the word jungle. Which one

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  259. sounds better? When I think of a wood or a

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  260. forest, I think of like a mystical,

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  261. magical wonderland full of rabbits and

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  262. bunnies and deer. And it's just so

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  263. beautiful and amazing and peaceful and

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  264. full of greenery. And then when I think of

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  265. the word jungle, I think of danger,

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  266. inhospitable environment, venomous snakes,

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  267. big disgusting insects. I always felt way

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  268. more relaxed and at peace in the English

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  269. countryside than any other place in the

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  270. world. Okay, maybe Japan. Kyoto with the

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  271. scenery and the temples is a close second.

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  272. There's definitely a lot of things about

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  273. England that I don't miss, like people

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  274. constantly going on strikes, the train

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  275. strikes, the hospital strikes. Really

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  276. annoying, especially when you're trying to

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  277. travel or meet people and then the train

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  278. services are not working or running that

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  279. day. I mean, can you imagine the trains

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  280. going on strike in Japan, in Tokyo or

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  281. Osaka? There's no way. They would ever go

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  282. on strike. Also, I feel like British

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  283. society is kind of rotten. People just are

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  284. very degenerate, don't have good manners

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  285. in public, very rude, especially the

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  286. children. I'd go to the train station,

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  287. there'd be a gang of kids and they would

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  288. just start shouting at me. British people

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  289. seem to have a very weird reaction when

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  290. they see an Asian person. And when I say

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  291. Asian person, I'm not talking about Indian

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  292. people, I'm talking about Chinese people.

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  293. So if you look Chinese, Japanese, or

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  294. Korean, they're probably going to shout

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  295. something like ni hao at you. And they

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  296. think that's really funny. I feel a lot

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  297. safer and I feel more comfortable being in

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  298. Asia because I feel like I fit in. I don't

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  299. really stick out. In England, every time I

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  300. go out, I'm always worried that some gang

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  301. of kids are going to shout at me some kind

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  302. of rude thing because of my looks.

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  303. English kids can be scary. They're pretty

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  304. big as well. You think, oh, what are you

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  305. scared of? They're just little kids. But

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  306. then you see an English kid and they're

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  307. like 5'8, 5'9, pretty masculine,

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  308. big build as well for a 16-year-old. And

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  309. I'm thinking to myself, I don't think I

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  310. could even take a 16-year-old. Maybe if

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  311. there's like a gang of kids, I could take

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  312. 2 of them, 2 of the smaller ones. But then

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  313. there'd be like a 16-year-old who's same

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  314. size as me and stronger. Being a 5'9

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  315. skinny looking Asian guy in England just

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  316. makes you stand out as an easy target and

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  317. no one respects you because you don't look

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  318. like a man. I don't think I'd have these

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  319. problems if I was a big 6-foot-tall bloke

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  320. who was normal size or even fat, because

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  321. at least if you're fat, no one's going to

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  322. be able to push you around. English kids,

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  323. they can sniff out the fear. And I guess I

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  324. am projecting a lot of fear because I am

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  325. fearful for my life. I might get attacked

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  326. or something and I won't be able to defend

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  327. myself very well. So they can sniff out

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  328. the fear like a pack of dogs can. Anyway,

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  329. I could talk for hours about why I don't

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  330. miss living in the UK, so maybe that'll be

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  331. a different video. Thanks for listening

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  332. and goodbye.

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