moving to guesthouse tomorrow

Testing, testing,

testing. There you go.

What did you do last night?

Nothing.

No sound? What do you mean no sound?

There was sound.

Oh no.

Let's cry.

I just spent 2 hours in the supermarket.

Waiting for discounts.

It better be hot.

Donut. Soup. Hello,

my boy Daniel. The megastar is here yet?

Oh, hello.

Oh, look at all the food I got. I haven't

eaten a proper meal in 2 days. I had a

chicken when Blood Bucket came. That

chicken yesterday and that pizza.

All this cost ¥1,400.

Oh my God, I had to wait all day until

I can get food because they only start

doing the stickers for half price around

7, 6 PM, 7 PM. And then I waited until

like half past 7 for the half price. Look

at this, look at this, 50% off.

A stream with Chi Chi would blow last

night's stream viewership out the window.

Yeah, but stupid Chihiro won't even reply.

She's so stuck up. Oh, don't want

to give Daniel content.

Imagine being so butthurt over it.

Okay, first I will devour my

food. This is for tomorrow that I got 30%

off these 2 sandwiches. This is for in the

guest house because tomorrow

I'm gonna have to wait until 8 PM as well.

Yeah, $8, can you believe it? I got this

half price. This is like probably like $2.

Oh, okonomiyaki. I hope it's hot. There's

a woman at the microwave, had to wait for

her. And I put myself in for about 2

minutes, but there was someone else

waiting, so I took it out and I touched it

and it felt hot. I think I also got sick

from yesterday.

That's pretty hot. Good, good. I got sick

before. I felt like my throat was

scratchy, and then singing karaoke wasn't

a great idea.

Oh, look at all the food sandwiches

we've got off our fridge. Well, I'm gonna

put it in the fridge.

Oh, thanks. The master recommends you to

save money and steal food in the guest

house like you used to in the past. Save

time and money and no more starving. It is

called a shared kitchen. Sharing is

caring. I got this soup as well,

um, onion soup.

And after the stream yesterday, she went

home in a taxi. And I walked home,

took like 40 minutes. Had a drunken

walk home.

Ow, my face. Ow, what is that pain?

Oh, it's like tofu. I mean, not tofu,

miso. I haven't eaten any food in ages.

The last 2 days, I think I've only had

about 600 calories.

I don't know why in Thailand

me and my girlfriend never just went late

to get discounts. Never really thought

about it, but in Japan you get like half,

50% off.

Oh, look at

my soupie soup.

Did you lose a lot of money yesterday? I

spent about £20. The karaoke,

the pizza, and the drinks cost about

¥4,000.

Okay. Where's my

soy sauce? I wanted to get sushi, but I

waited for 2 hours. They never put the

discounts on the sushi, so I don't know

when they do that. Maybe like 10 PM.

So I got Chinese bento.

I got a pack tonight as well.

I want to try okonomiyaki.

Um, so Hard.

I don't even know if it's hot. I put it

in for nearly 3 minutes.

Look,

it's hot enough.

And I've got a soggy spring roll.

Stupid software update thing. Keeps

popping up. Yeah,

don't want that.

Can't believe yesterday got 250 viewers.

Crazy, just for having a girl on the

That's what it takes. To save my channel,

just have a girl in the stream.

Ah, calm.

I mean, I was happy that I had more

viewers, but I also felt kind of sad

because it's like I only got more viewers

because there's someone else on the

That's why people are interested in her,

not me. I can't— I need scissors. Don't

forget, supermarkets in Japan throws out

good food that people don't buy, and they

put the trash out in the sidewalk. You can

always get free food there. Yeah.

We did that in the petrol station and put

bags of food into the bin. I took home as

much as I could.

I'd bring my backpack to the petrol

station and I'd just load up at the end of

the shift. I'd bring packs of bacon,

bread, but then it would go off at home as

well.

So much wasted food.

Why don't I just make less food?

I'm kind of full already. I think I bought

too much. I got the same energy drink

again, see if I can win a PlayStation 5.

PlayStation 5.

This food is kind of lacking in luster.

How's this junk food? Is rice meat?

Bit of vegetable and

an omelette. It's just food.

What makes it junk food?

And I cook every day, but I don't have a

kitchen now because I'm in a hotel.

I'm kind of full up already.

What? How am I full up already?

I feel sick now.

Isn't it rude to stab your chopsticks?

Yeah, only to Japanese people.

They get triggered by it. Why not? I mean,

it's convenient.

Why are you eating so fast like a pig?

You're starving, bitch. Daniel, because

I'm hungry.

Did your girlfriend get triggered about

the streams? Yeah,

today she was upset. I had to talk to her

for ages to get her to shut up.

Where's my

Where's my iPhone?

She kept asking me if I had cereal with

Blood Bucket and Sunny. I said yeah, we

had a threesome in the hotel. What do

you think? Stupid question.

I mean, even if we did have sex, it's not

like I'm gonna say, oh yeah, we did

actually.

No, I got another ¥50. I got ¥100 now from

buying these energy drinks. I didn't get

the PlayStation. Oh, I feel— I feel sick

now. Bought too much food.

I'm not stupid. It's not like I'm going to

say that we did it if we did it. I don't

kiss and tell.

It's such a dumb question. I mean, if you

think your partner's cheating, what's the

point asking them if they're cheating?

Because they're not going to tell you,

are they?

Why would you confess to a murder?

I didn't do nothing.

So she was like, did you cheat? And I said

no. Do you love her? Oh yeah, I'm in love

with Blood Bucket. I'm in love with

Sunny. What a stupid question.

She kept asking me stupid questions.

Imagine me being in love with someone.

I only love myself.

I don't like these big stodgy pork I

only bought it because it was 50%. Oh my

God, it's running away.

I don't like it. I don't like

it. I wasted

my money. Why don't I just get McDonald's?

I don't like it.

Makes me want to cry.

I waited all day to get food and this is

what I got. Disgusting.

So disappointing.

Oh my God, I actually feel like I want to

cry. So gross.

I was standing

in the supermarket for nearly 2 hours

Waiting for her to put the stupid sticker

on the okonomiyaki.

Why is she so slow? She's like taking

her own sweet time putting them on.

They should have more people doing it.

Oh, why did I buy so much? Oh my God. Oh

yeah, at least this

thing isn't too bad.

嗯，嗯嗯，嗨。 Disgusting.

Now I waited in the supermarket for 30%

and 50% off. I also got a donut, 20% off.

I got a sandwich, 30% off.

And might have this for breakfast

tomorrow, 30% off. It all tastes like

crap. How do Japanese people eat this

stuff? Oh my God.

Oh, English food is so much better. If you

go to like Tesco's and just get a

microwave meal, it's better than this. I

thought Japanese are supposed to be good

at making food. This sucks.

Mm, at least the soup's okay.

I didn't say I made €250, I said I had 250

viewers. I still don't know how much I

made. I made £23 on PayPal. I don't know

how much in Super Chats, have to wait

until tomorrow. Do you think I should give

half of it to Sunny? I thought

it would be funny if she

quit her job and then did full-time

streaming with me, and then I pay her

half. But then she— you guys will

get sick of her, and then she'll get bored

of streaming, and then we'll get sick of

I need a side piece on stream to stream

with. Because people are bored just

watching me.

Maybe I pay her, I pay her $1,000 a month

and then get her to quit her job teaching

English, and then we just become streamers

and we make like $3K a month.

But I don't know what to do.

I'm just end up walking around in circles

again. I got

six music copyright claims on the stream,

five from the karaoke, and then one when

we were walking around outside the bars.

There was some song playing really loudly,

got me copyright claimed.

And then the Blood Bucket stream got

demonetized, manually reviewed, and said

confirmed by manual review, not suitable.

What did Blood Bucket say that made it not

suitable? We just

talked about like her upbringing where she

was born, her favorite movie. I don't know

what we talked about that was so bad.

I talk about way worse stuff than when I

was with Blood Bucket and my streams

always go great. I don't know what we

talked about. I wonder

what, what it's about, cuz I downloaded

the stream, reuploaded it as a video, and

And it still got yellowed.

So there's some word that one of us said

in there that triggered the bot.

No idea what it was.

Did Chihiro reply to you? No, still the

same check, the hollow check mark.

Okay, we did talk about yakuza, so if I

say yakuza, would I get demonetized?

Oh, why'd I buy so much damn food?

No, at least it was only $8, I think.

Did you like Sunny? Yeah, she's nice. She

looks a bit like Mila sometimes from

certain angles. She reminded me of Mila's

face,

like British version of Mila.

Oh, this okonomiyaki is disgusting. It's

just like a stodgy mess of egg and

cabbage. Oh no,

I really messed up. I should have just

bought a McDonald's. Rubbish dinner.

The whole day I was starving, thinking

about food, and this is what I got.

Oh, never again. Do not get the Chinese

food at supermarkets here.

They had sweet and sour pork with a spring

roll. But it's only 30% off.

Oh, do not get the economy Akiyuki.

Oh, look at this thing. What the hell is

it? I guess it's just egg, isn't it?

Like an omelette.

Not good.

Japanese bentos, they look really good,

but then they taste like crap.

I was so drunk yesterday.

I walked home, took me about 40 minutes,

and I was completely drunk. Got back to

the hotel, I just collapsed on the bed.

No, getting drunk feels horrible,

but I didn't get a hangover.

Will you stream with people from the guest

house? I don't know, maybe if I make a

friend.

Is the guest house cheap? It's about £380

a month.

Who's messaging me?

My mum. Why does she always message me

when I'm streaming?

The main reasons why you decided to leave

Bangkok? Because my girlfriend was

gonna leave, so there's no point staying

there.

Alone. I could have stayed in Thailand for

another 2 months, which is what I wanted

to do. I wanted to stay there until May.

I don't know why my girlfriend was in such

a rush to go to America in March. Now she

says she doesn't like it there.

So I don't know how much money it cost her

to go to America. Doesn't it seem like a

waste? What was the point?

Why don't you just go get normal food and

use your interest-free credit card? What

is normal food? Like what?

Oh, I feel sick.

I put a sandwich in the fridge.

Uh-huh. I don't want to waste my food.

I'll have a rest and continue in a minute.

My voice is dead after karaoke. I did

karaoke and then lost like 100 viewers.

That's the problem when you go to the

supermarket when you're hungry.

You feel like you can eat everything in

Is girlfriend now gone? No,

she just asked me all these questions. I

denied everything, and then she was okay.

I denied all the allegations against me.

I did not have serial relations.

Oh my God,

what were her allegations? That me and

Sunny did it, that I am in love with

Sunny, that I want her to be my

new girlfriend.

It was

fun though. It was, um,

very nostalgic. I mean, it was like déjà

vu, going to karaoke, getting drinks.

It was fun to do that again.

It reminded me when I was younger,

when I was wild and free.

Uh, for a sec.

I have one last bath tonight.

Do you think I can steal the towel, or

will they notice?

If I just put it in my bag, what are they

report me to the police for taking a

towel? I'd just be like, oh, it was an

accident, I didn't realize. I need,

need a towel for the guest house. I'm

going to take all the shampoo. I'm gonna

put it in this bottle.

It's mine, I paid for it. Everything in

this room is mine, apart from the TV,

I guess, and the kettle.

I stole a cup from another hotel in Osaka.

They didn't say anything.

Oh, can I steal the hair dryer?

Oh, I need to buy a hair dryer. The guest

house won't have anything. I don't even

know if I need to buy bedsheets and stuff

for the bed. I might have to buy a load of

stuff. Hair dryer. Maybe a

kettle. Can I

come out from under the bed now? No, you

have to stay under until I finished.

Are you going to hang with Ice if he comes

to Japan? No, I didn't like it last time I

He'll just keep— he keeps going on and on

about cheating and my ex-wife.

That's the only thing he can think to talk

about to me.

Did you hear that? That was my stomach.

Did you hear that?

It sounded like thunder.

I don't think I can eat this food.

Oh my God, what's that sound?

Why is my stomach making that sound?

That doesn't sound normal.

Instant food poisoning.

That looks disgusting. It tastes

disgusting. Look at this. What even is

that? It's just like a lump of pork meat

with a wonton wrap around it.

No, I wouldn't snipe ice again. I've done

it twice now. It'd be weird if I do it.

I'd be like Mexican Andy.

Note to self, in the future, just buy

Oh my God, oh, this tastes so bad.

I think I'm gonna put it in the bin. I

can't eat it. I should have bought some

crisps or something.

Did you heat up the food? Yeah,

but I don't think I heated it up enough.

There were people outside the microwave,

so I was rushing.

I don't know what to eat here. I just keep

getting McDonald's. Because it's easy to

I eat the donut.

I think I need a toilet.

It went straight through my gut.

When I get to the guest house, I can start

cooking again. I'll make my famous fried

rice soup. Oh my God, I think I need to

toilet. Guys, mute it.

Oh, my stomach hurts now.

Okay, so what's going on?

Can you see me in the toilet through the

door? Because it's kind of transparent.

You can't see me, can you?

Let me check.

You can't see— you can see my shadow. Oh

my God, you can see me! You can see me

pulling my trousers up. Oh crap,

deleting VOD.

Oh, stupid door.

You can't see anything, can you? I mean,

you can just see my silhouette. Oh my God,

why didn't you tell me you could say it?

You can see my head.

Uh, I think it's fine.

Why would you make the toilet door

transparent? I thought Japanese people

were smart.

So stupid.

In Thailand, the toilet door was made out

of see-through glass. You could see

straight through it. In the first

apartment we stayed in, we had to tape up

paper so we'd have privacy.

Has that not happened before? Because I'm

pretty sure I've had the camera here like

this before, so it's probably fine.

It's so weird. Like, what's the— why even

put a door if it's made out of glass?

I really want to know what these

architectural designers are thinking.

Donut time! Uh, it's all melted. Donut

better be good.

Why is

all the food rubbish?

It's like supermarkets don't know how to

make food.

Ah, this sucks as well. Weird.

Oh my God, everything tastes bad.

Why does it taste so bad?

They've got a big bakery and a big kitchen

where they make fresh food. All the food

sucks. Did Jahira reply?

Nope, nothing.

I don't get it,

cuz she replied to me on Instagram last

year when I was trolling her, but now

she's not replying at all.

Maybe she doesn't look at

Facebook. The chocolate

is okay, but the donut bit tastes

weird.

This has to be the worst dinner I've ever

I can't believe I had the best stream ever

yesterday in ages and only got 5K views.

Come on, that would have gotten like 30K

views a couple years ago.

Why YouTube doing this to me?

Back in 2020, if I met a girl, it would

get like 40K views. Like that girl in

Korea I met, remember her?

And then Turkish girl got like 80,000

views.

80,000.

It's just really hard to find people who

want to be on stream or on video.

It's not easy.

Most people are like shy or they don't

want to be on the internet.

I'm done, I can't eat this. This food

almost sucks. Make a green tea.

Why won't the chocolate wash off my

fingernails? Look.

I got chocolate in my fingernails now. It

won't come out.

Looks like I wiped my bum with it.

Under the sea, under the

sea, where the fish are caught.

My singing yesterday was so good I got a

copyright claim. It matched up on

the matching system.

Daniel, hygiene habits are disgusting.

Why?

I disagree. Well, I'm putting everything

in the bin when I finished it. What do I

do with this soup?

Do do do do do do do do.

I feel like your voice has dropped a lot.

Well, I'm sick now. I got sick.

Infected. I knew I was gonna get

sick. I felt a sore throat a couple days

ago. Now it's kind of scratchy.

How was your night last night? It was

amazing. Everything I could have hoped

for.

Imagine how many viewers I'd have if Sunny

was in my room right now. Maybe 300

I wish YouTube would just automatically

mute music if it detects it. There's an

option to mute it, but you've got to do it

after the stream's ended, and then it

takes ages for the edits to process.

On Twitch, it just automatically mutes it

when it detects music. Why can't it do

that? I lose the entire stream ad revenue

just because there was a bit of music for

a couple minutes.

Oh, what's that?

Put this all in the bin.

Ah, relax for a few hours.

Bath time. Then sleep,

then check out tomorrow 10:00 AM, early

checkout. Go to the guest house. I'll

probably get to guest house at 11:00, and

then I don't know what I'm going to do.

I'll probably just sit in the room bored,

and then maybe go outside, do a stream,

do know. Maybe just stream in the room.

I'm kind of worried people will find the

guest house and then cause me problems.

Maybe I should not care about it.

What's the worst that would happen?

They're not gonna kick— I mean, if they

kick me out, maybe I can live with Blood

I'm pretty sure if I just stream in the

room, I wouldn't get in trouble.

Maybe let's just stream in the room, not

worry about it. Who cares?

Cody, Cody doxxed you. Doxxed what? My

hotel?

Are you gonna stream with Sunny again?

Uh, yeah, I can do.

But I'm not sure what we could do.

Why is the kettle not doing anything?

It's tricky because we can't go anywhere

because they'll play music if we stream.

Any bar, restaurant, or anything

really will have music, won't it?

I don't know what we would do.

Park in America. Murder.

I don't know, but then there's lots of

people. What if people disturb us,

disturb the stream?

Maybe we do something Japanese-y,

like I

don't know,

something like Chris Broad would do for a

video, but we do it streaming.

What would Chris do?

He'd just get food.

But then my girlfriend's gonna be mad

because she's like, we're on a date or

something. The last stream yesterday

was kind of like a date, wasn't it?

Do Hanami.

Don't know if there's any more girl

viewers who want to do a stream in Osaka.

I probably don't have that many girl

viewers.

Do you think if I streamed with a guy I'd

get way lower viewers? Why am I using this

to stir it? I mean, I could— where's

the spoon? Oh, it's there.

Oh yeah,

I could take you to that cat cafe I went

to last year. I can't believe we ended

up going to that park. You know, the

Korean woman took me to that park and we

made out in the dark under a tree.

That weird stone bridge with the park by

the river, that's where the Korean woman

took me. How did we end

up there? I think I met her in Namba and

then we walked north and got to that park.

And then from that park, what happened?

I think I parked my bicycle outside that

park and then we took a train to her

And then the next day I had to get the

train And find my bike again.

Last year was such a mess. I kept staying

in those slum hotels. Why don't I just get

an upper hotel like now?

I do miss my condo in Bangkok though.

Nice and big, cheap, can do cooking,

swimming.

No wonder I ran back to Thailand as soon

as I could last year. That condo was

great.

Yeah, maybe the guest house would be

interesting. Maybe I'll meet someone

there. Meet people.

And now

my girlfriend's getting jealous and mad.

Over every girl I talk to, even Blood

Bucket.

I said, what do you expect? I'm just going

to sit here in my room alone all day, not

meeting anyone?

She's got to let me meet people. I can't

live like this. It's like she wants me to

live in pure isolation, solitude.

I said to her, if you try and control me,

then it's over. No one controls me.

The one thing I hate is being told what to

do.

Oh my God, my voice is dead. I think

karaoke killed my voice.

I should have gotten some Strepsils.

Rest that voice is your moneymaker. Yeah,

I'm like a singer,

make a living with my voice.

My favorite part of the stream was when we

went to the train station and it was at

the last train and they were closing

everything. That was funny.

I didn't really like Number.

All the drunk people, it's just kind of

depressing seeing all those drunk people.

I used, I used 20 gigabytes of my pocket

Wi-Fi yesterday. I've only got 100

gigabytes, so I used like a quarter of my

data in one stream. That's no good.

I need unlimited data.

That means I do 4 outside streams, I used

up all my pocket Wi-Fi. I nearly finished

using my SIM card. I got a 50 GB SIM card.

I used about 40 GB now.

I've only been in Japan 2 weeks.

All this data is going to be expensive. I

hope they got Wi-Fi in the guest house.

Now they probably have an Ethernet cable

in the room. That's how it was before.

They had Wi-Fi on the ground floor and

then they had an Ethernet cable in the

room. So I'd have to buy

an Ethernet cable, plug it to my laptop,

and then use the laptop as a hotspot.

Pocket Wi-Fi was $38 for 100 gigabytes.

So it'd be expensive.

I need to find a cheaper way to do it.

I can't keep— I can't, I can't keep buying

100GB pocket Wi-Fi every week.

That would end up costing like $200 a

I've got that song stuck in my head now.

Under the sea, under the sea.

That sounds funny.

I like bare necessities. It's easy, is

this thing?

Maybe I'll

ask my mom to ask Chihiro. My mom is

annoying. She'll be like, oh, leave her

alone, Daniel. She moved on.

Let let her live her life.

My stomach hurts again. How come I ate

that weird food and now my stomach hurts?

It can't have gone through my stomach

that quickly. I'm not pointing the camera

away this time. I'm not gonna see. Me

pooping.

Nothing came out. So what I learned from

yesterday was people,

people want me to do stuff with people

on stream. That's what I have learned.

I have to think of things to do and then

do it, ideally with someone.

That would get my viewers up.

I like just sitting in my hotel room

eating food and drinking tea though.

What if we go camping? Oh, there probably

won't be signal. My stomach's messed up

It's funny,

I have to do the things that I don't want

to do. In order to have success on

YouTube? Why is it like that?

Why do I have to do the stuff I don't want

to do? I mean, I do want to meet people,

but I'd

rather not stream it. I mean, it's more— I

find it more fun if we didn't stream

and we just hung out. Oh, for God's sake.

I think I got food poisoning.

I think I'm done now. Maybe one more time.

I'm gonna miss the hotel though. I'm gonna

miss the bathtub. Having a bath every

night is like luxury.

Now I've gotta have a shower in a horrible

shared shower in a guest house for 2

months. 2 months

sharing a kitchen and a shower and a

It's like peasant lifestyle.

Imagine I streamed moving into the guest

house. And just docks everything,

including the door code. I'd get in

trouble if I streamed the password.

I really hope the shower's okay. Like,

private cubicles in one of the guest

houses, there were private cubicles. It

was like one big room with walls, not

proper walls though. Like temporary

walls separating each shower cubicle.

And then you're supposed to get unchanged

at the entrance and put your clothing into

a basket and then get naked and go to the

shower and then come back out naked.

I didn't do that. I took a basket into the

cubicle, put my clothes in the basket,

and then I took a plastic bag and and I

put it over the clothes to stop it getting

wet.

And then I had to somehow dry my whole

body. So what I did

was I'd dry my foot, my right foot, and

then my leg. Oh no, I'd dry my whole body

first. The problem was drying the feet

because you dry it and you put the foot

back down on the floor, but the floor is

wet So it would get wet again. So what you

had to do was I'd dry my whole body,

and then I'd dry my right foot, and then

keep my right foot up in the air, and then

put on my right sock, and then put the

sock foot into the slipper,

and then put my foot down on the ground.

And then I'd do the same with my left

foot. So now I'm standing there naked,

just with socks and slippers on. How do

I get my underwear on? It was annoying,

so I'm hoping it's like a proper cubicle

with a little entrance.

I can't easily meet Sunny cuz she lives—

she doesn't live in Osaka, she lives like

a couple hours away in some middle of

nowhere countryside place.

That's what happens when you work for JET

as an English teacher. They place you in

random locations.

Oh,

if I get banned from Apple Hotel if I take

I've got a small towel. Look,

I got this towel. You know,

Japanese people, they use these tiny

towels to dry their body. I like

to have a massive big towel, but this is

small. I don't know if I can dry my whole

body just using this. Maybe I can.

Maybe it's just a UK thing where we have

these big towels.

Another guy that requested Tokyo got

placed on Okinawa Island. Yeah,

imagine you want to live in Japan, they

just place you in some middle of nowhere

island. Must be so boring,

but people take what they can get to make

the dream come true.

God, my voice is dead. Daniel sent

me home with no taxi money.

How can I send you money? I'll give you

half of the livestream revenue minus

YouTube 30% cut and the pizza.

It's getting very businessly.

Business, businessness.

How much was the taxi to go to Umeda? It

was only like 10-minute drive, isn't it,

from Namba?

2,000 yen.

That's like 500 baht.

Oh my God, taxis are expensive in Japan.

I get a taxi from the airport in Bangkok

and it took an hour and a half and it only

cost about 200 baht, which is like 1,000

I wonder if Japanese taxi drivers scam

foreigners like they do in Thailand. No,

I don't think so.

If you walked, it would have taken an

hour. I think it took me 40 minutes to

walk back to the hotel. It takes like 15

minutes to walk to a middle.

I'd rather walk 40 minutes than pay ¥1,000

or something for a taxi. It was a nice

walk, very peaceful. I thought you died.

I kind of did. As soon as I got back, I

was so tired.

Staying up late is hard,

hard work. Good thing my hotel was

nearby. I remember last time I did that

with Tiko Sam's friend. We were stuck out

until 5 AM. Yeah,

I'm really tired today as

well. I slept until nearly

10 AM.

Maybe I just do a short stream today.

It's only 9 PM. I want to go to bed now.

Can we go to bed at 11? We gotta check out

tomorrow, 10 AM. Why is checkout

so early?

Were you surprised the amount of pimples

on Daniel's face without his filter? I

didn't put a filter, it's just what the

app makes me look like. Wait, let me

check. It says off.

Oh crap, there is a filter. What?

No wonder it looks so handsome on this

camera. I didn't notice there was a

filter. There's— it automatically puts a

filter on.

Wow. I turn it off. This is off.

The wide angle doesn't— I mean, the wide

angle kind of smears details.

I got a lot

of scars. And freckles.

I should have bought Strepsils. Why don't

I buy Strepsils? My throat's dying.

I'll just drink tea.

Nobita posted a video affirming he had no

connections with Hiding in my room. Oh, 4

years ago. I thought you meant recently.

The biggest shock was you being much

taller than me. Well, it would be weird if

I was your height.

I would be so short. Did you have

breakfast for dinner last night?

No, I did nothing.

I was sleeping.

Imagine if I— how tall are you? 150?

160? That would be so small

for a guy.

I'm not 5'7, I'm nearly 5'9.

I like my height. I think it's not

too short and it's not too tall. I think

180, 185 would be too tall. Because that

bathroom is tiny. I feel

like if I was 6 foot tall, it would be

horrible using that tiny Japanese

bathroom. And then getting into the

bathtub if you were 6 foot would be not

nice. Your hair

adds 2 inches. No,

I just have very voluminous hair.

Well, whose hair is exactly flat on the

top of the head? Unless your hair's wet,

most people have some volume

in their hair. I'm gonna make a coffee.

I think I drank all my Thai coffee.

I should have bought more.

That Thai coffee is really good. Oh, I

drank all of it. It's called Trio.

It looks like a bra. Do you remember this?

It's not a bra, it's for your eyes. I

bought it last year for the streams so I

could turn the light on and you could see

me sleep. But then I needed to wear this

so I could sleep.

It looks kind of naughty.

Oh, I got one more! Hey,

I got one more! This is my favorite

coffee, Mokona Trio. Oh, it's Dawi

Egberts. It's not Thai coffee.

I wonder if they sell this in Japan. In

Japan they got this Blendy stick,

tastes rubbish. Oh,

I got this Norwegian coffee,

Friel.

I got this little cup.

Norwegian Crusaders Viking cup.

Pure metal,

cast iron, forged from the depths of

Skalawanger or whatever it's called.

Scavenger. I got

strawberry sweets from Thailand. Ole,

I like these.

And I got my corticosteroid

cream when my hands were messed up. My

hands are fine now. I still got a bit of a

rough patch here and there, but it doesn't

get all itchy like it used to.

What's this one?

The essence of Thai coffee.

Agglomerated instant coffee. What does

that mean? What does agglomerated mean?

May I

have coffee?

Agglomerated coffee is coffee that has

been dried, added powder, and Undergone

second steam belt.

Never heard that word before. Hmm, what

coffee might I have? Next cafe.

May I have agglomerated coffee?

Thai coffee.

I can't open it. It just stretches,

it doesn't tear.

Yeah, if I was 6 foot, I'd feel really

weird meeting girls who are like 150

centimeters because I would just tower

above them. It would be really weird.

Like, how'd you kiss them? You have to

bend down like It

would be so awkward. You'd have to only

date tall girls or something.

Yeah, I'm glad I'm not too tall.

I think my height is fine.

Hmm, smells weird.

It looks like soil.

God, my stomach hurts like it's being

stabbed. I think I'm poisoned.

I don't know if it's the food I ate just

now or yesterday. Yesterday's karaoke

pizza.

Oh, do I need sugar?

Why do I keep getting food poisoning?

Oh, I get diarrhea. Is it

okay the kettle's steaming up the mirror?

Oh God, she's tired.

I hope I don't get disturbed at the guest

house. I just want to go in, go to my

room, curl up in a ball on the bed,

and have an

existential crisis. Where's the creamer?

Maybe coffee will be good for my stomach.

Where's the spoon?

What time

did you wake up this morning? I woke up

around 10.

10 AM in the morning.

I got back around 2 AM. I think it

was like half past 2.

We should do a gaming stream next. How?

No, not gaming. My viewers hate gaming. I

did a Tekken 8 stream, I had like 30

viewers. I can't believe it.

Yesterday, stream with a girl, get 250

viewers. Stream Tekken, get 30 viewers.

People— my viewers hate gaming for some

reason. I lost more viewers by gaming

than I did singing karaoke.

Ah, this coffee's weird.

Why does everything taste bad today?

The food sucks, the coffee sucks,

everything tastes weird.

I don't like this coffee.

Oh,

I don't like it. This is terrible.

It's not gonna crack, is it?

It'll be fine.

What if we do a camping stream, homeless

stream by the river? Get a tent,

get some sausages, a little stove.

Broke and homeless again.

Maybe I'll try the Japanese coffee.

Hazelnut latte.

It's too cold. Yeah, it should

get warmer though soon, going into April.

Why are you moving to the guest house?

Because I can't afford to live in a hotel.

For the whole Japan trip, it would

cost me like two thousand. I think one

thousand five hundred pounds a month if I

stayed in the hotel.

I'm not rich enough.

Move in with Blood Bucket.

Hmm, yeah, maybe I just stream in the

guest house and don't care if they kick me

out. Maybe they kick me out, give me my

money back, and then I move in with Blood

Bucket and I have a funny story about

getting kicked out. Yeah, maybe I'll just

dox the guest house and not care and then

stream in the room.

And then if I get in trouble, it'll just

be like a funny story, won't it? What's

the worst that'll happen? They kick me

out.

The guest house is only £380 a month.

What's that smell? It smells weird,

like burning.

Oh, it's the coffee. Coffee smells weird.

Girlfriend doesn't allow you living with

Blood Bucket? I think she'll be okay with

it.

Are you gonna have your own room at the

guest house? Yeah, single private room.

Got my own fridge and a table.

No, there's no way I'd stay in the

dormitory. That'd be horrible.

Yeah, I can't believe I had 250 viewers.

I think the highest it got was like 270.

I haven't had that many viewers since I

think 2021.

2021 Manchester, I was still getting a

couple hundred.

I think I had 200 when I went to Thailand

after the ex-husband thing happened,

when I got chased out the house. That was

funny,

but it was really hard in Thailand. I

couldn't really do much.

I feel like now I'm in Japan, I can do

more things. I've got complete freedom.

Almost.

I hope I'm not too sick.

I think I've just got a sore throat. It's

not really serious.

People don't like the Thai girl arc. The

problem is she, she doesn't want to be a

part of the channel. She doesn't really

want to be involved because she, she's

very sensitive and she's scared people are

gonna say rude things about her.

I haven't seen any cherry blossom yet.

Okay, all the trees outside are dead

still.

How is she finding the US? Uh,

she said she doesn't like it and she wants

to go back to Thailand. She says she wants

to open a pharmacy.

I told her America is not nice.

How'd the Chihiro message pan out?

She didn't reply.

Maybe I'll ask my mum. My mum said,

what the British woman do in Japan?

Teaching English.

I guess she saw the stream.

Well, she doesn't like it because it's

cold. I never said it's really— I didn't

even— I don't even know how— I mean, it's

pretty cold, isn't it, in America? They

have cold winters, don't they? If you

can't handle the cold, then you better

stay in Thailand, because basically every

other country is really cold compared to

Thailand, unless you just go to Dubai or

I miss the hot weather as well in

Thailand.

I'll ask my mom to ask Jiro.

Chihiro didn't reply to my message.

Did she delete Facebook?

What do you think my mom's gonna say?

I still don't know how many donos I got

from yesterday. I have to wait until

tomorrow morning.

She hates us. Who? Chihiro?

Chihiro turned her back on us. She

abandoned us.

She said she was going out to get milk and

then she never came home.

Your mum's gonna tell you to leave Chihira

alone. Yeah, well, it's ever so

boring. It's just a bit of fun. Come on,

it's been like 5 years, 4 years since we

got divorced. You can't still be butthurt

over it.

What else is she doing in life? She's

probably just sitting in her apartment

watching TV. Boring. If we stream— imagine

me and Chihiro streaming, we get like 300

viewers. Getting back with my ex-wife.

Yeah, I can't believe it's been 4 years

since the divorce.

Chichi has friends to hang out with.

Yeah, but they're probably boring friends.

This coffee's okay. Hazelnut latte.

Is she still with that sushi? My mom said

they broke up. How does my mom know? My

mom has insider information. She said they

broke up, I think around the time I

made those videos exposing them.

Maybe that's why she hates me now.

@Sushi gets more viewers than me. Didn't

@Sushi do a live stream? He had like 2,000

Oh,

my stomach hurts now.

You ruined her next relationship.

The relationship can't have been very

strong if it only took one— it just took

me— it just took me making one video to

ruin the relationship. Unless Atsushi

is like a really big scaredy-cat and then

he got scared because he thinks I'm like a

psycho and I'm unleashing my psycho

viewers onto him and it's gonna ruin his

life. Maybe he's like a big pansy.

And then he said, Chihiro, I can't be with

you because you're associated with Daniel.

Some people got scared, like Nobita got

scared. He said he was getting death

threats from my viewers. He said he

strikes my channel because he didn't want

to have anything to do with you.

They think I'm crazy or something.

I don't want anything to do with Daniel.

I didn't do nothing.

It's not my fault if my viewers get a bit

colorful.

I don't control my viewers.

How did you find out, Sushi? So also

that Chosen guy, that guy called Chosen,

he tipped me off. He said he found a

channel, Japanese guy, and he believes

he's with Chihiro. And then we just

matched a few things up, like Chihiro

went to a Pokémon Center and so did he,

and they both have videos at the Pokémon

Center. On the same day, and he's

in her video in the background wearing the

same clothing he's wearing in his video.

It's pretty obvious. And then they also

went to Thailand together. You can

obviously see Chihiro's reflection in the

bus window.

They thought they could get away with it.

Isn't the Pokémon Center in Umeda?

I wonder if it's interesting. I'm not

really a fan of Pokémon. I watched it when

I was a kid, the original series.

All the new Pokémon, every Pokémon after

the original, is just weird and boring.

They also went to some island together,

not Okinawa but near Okinawa, one of those

small islands.

He's in Philippines now, isn't he? Doing,

um, some kind of exchange student course.

Isn't he learning English in the

Philippines?

Maybe he wanted— maybe they broke up

because he wanted to travel and go to the

Philippines, and Chihiro has to stay in