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Amazing PewDiePie impression

2016-08-09 · 9 min

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    Hey, how's it going, bros? My name is

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    PewDiePie, and today

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    we're going to be playing another video

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    game. Yay! Today we're going to be playing

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    Slenderman. It's a very difficult

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    game, and it's very scary,

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    so I've been told.

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    Let's begin.

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    Oh, oh, this is so scary.

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    Please, Slenderman, don't scare me.

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    Wow, this is amazing gameplay.

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    10 out of 10. Um, so we're wandering

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    around in the forest.

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    Collecting pages for who knows what

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    reason, for who knows why. I don't know

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    Can we just go home?

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    Ah, this is so boring.

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    Oh look, it's a building. Maybe we

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    can find some pages.

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    Nope. Oh fuck!

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    Okay, that was— that made me jump. That

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    made me jump, seriously. Fuck this

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    game. One more chance. No thanks.

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    Oh God.

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    What the hell is this? I thought it was

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    showing me some kind of ad. That actually

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    scared me.

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    Invasion: Fight for the Ones. Another

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    shitty mobile game. Great. Close,

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    please. Close.

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    Close, for fuck's sake. Oh, not again.

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    No, I said close.

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    Close this bloody advert.

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    Ah,

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    for the last lap. How do we close this

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    bloody thing? The close button's so small,

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    I can't even press it.

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    Okay, there we go. Let's go in for

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    another, another try. Medium. We're not

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    pussies, we don't play on easy mode, we

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    play on medium. Okay, we'll do it this

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    time. We'll get at least One page.

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    Oh, shut up! Ow! You're so clever,

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    don't you?

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    Go inside. We'll be safe inside.

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    And then we turn around and he's there,

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    right? Oh, oh, playing tricks

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    on us, are you? I'll get you this time.

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    Where is he? Where's that bastard?

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    It's just so boring, and then he suddenly

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    appears and makes you jump. That's why

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    it's scary.

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    Fuck! Oh, we're not dead, we're still

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    alive. Okay, well get at least one page

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    this time. Is that him over there? Oh no,

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    that's a page. We can get one. Okay,

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    we'll get one. Get one, then we'll turn it

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    Oh God, this game's so mind-numbingly

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    boring.

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    Let's go

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    around here. See if there's anything.

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    Oh, I heard something.

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    Where are you sneaking up on me?

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    It's rude to sneak up on people, you know.

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    Oh, there's one here.

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    Let me guess, turn around and he's there.

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    Ah, I guess not.

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    Okay. Let's concentrate, focus. We're on

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    2. I'll get to 3.

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    I hate the running, just takes so long to

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    get from one building to another.

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    Okay, we'll go inside this creepy castle.

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    I think I can see one. Is that one over

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    there? No, I think he's gonna

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    be behind me. Oh, there's one! 3!

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    Yeah, I can't

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    be bothered to get all 8. It's gonna take

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    Where is he? Where is he?

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    Oh, he's nearby. Stop fuzzing. Where is

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    he?

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    I can smell food. I better

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    wrap this up quickly.

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    There's nothing.

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    Okay,

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    let's just go this way towards these

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    buildings over here.

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    Oh look, barrels.

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    It gets you every time. You just don't get

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    used to it. You think after a while it

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    stops being— it stops making you jump,

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    but it's just, it's so

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    unexpected. You just don't expect it. Oh,

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    there's another one.

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    4. Can we get to 8? I really want to stop

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    playing this. How am I supposed to get out

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    of the building if he's standing right by

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    the door? Is he still there?

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    Yeah, piss off.

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    Any more? Any more papers for

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    I like paper, but I don't like

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    Slenderman. There's nothing, nothing else.

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    Okay, this video is

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    getting too long. I'm gonna have to end it

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    there. See you guys in the

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    next one.

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