My experience paying for sex in japan

Hi, today I want to talk about my

experiences talking— I mean, I want to

talk about my experiences paying for

cereal in Japan. And talking from my own

experiences, there's in general usually 2

options that are available to you.

There's number one, using the internet,

using a website to have it home delivered

straight to your door. And number 2, you

could go to a specific place in Osaka

where they, they, um, they sell cereal.

Okay, so let's talk about the first

option, using a website on the internet.

My problem with this is the

photos on the website. Now, it sounds like

a good idea to have photos of the girls.

You get to pick and choose which one you

like. The thing is, their faces are

blurred, so you don't even get to see what

their faces look like. And the other

problem is, well, they look really thin.

And slim in the photos, but then you book

them and they come to your hotel room or

wherever you're staying and they're not

thin, they're fat. Every single time I've

used that service, they've always been

fat. And there's nothing wrong with being

fat. If you want to be fat, that's up to

you. You can be as fat as you want. But

the problem is, when I'm paying for

something and I'm expecting the girl to

not be fat, and she turns up and she is

fat, well, I feel a little bit

disappointed. It's like going to a

restaurant and you're paying for a great

meal and you expect it to be a great meal,

but it turns out it's not a very great

meal. That's what it feels like. And my

other problem with using a website to have

it delivered straight to your door is

there's so much faffing around and time

wasting. When she gets there, she'll be

there for, for a minimum of 60 minutes

because the shortest amount of time you

can book them for is 60 minutes. For home

delivery, and that's quite expensive,

$300, and that's the cheapest amount,

including— that also includes her

transport fee. So she'll get there, and

then you have to have a shower together

because she wants you to be clean, and

then she'll massage you. So this will take

about 30 minutes faffing around showering

and massaging. So after all of this

showering and massaging, you only have 20

minutes left, and technically You're not

even allowed to eat the cereal. They'll

bring the cereal to your door, but you're

not allowed to eat it according to the

company policies because, you know, in

Japan it's illegal to pay for cereal and

then eat it, blah blah blah. But the thing

that I discovered is even though

technically they're not allowed to let you

eat the cereal, if you just go ahead— if

you just go ahead and eat it anyway,

they're not going to stop you. And they're

kind of expecting you to just go ahead and

eat it. For legal reasons, they're just

not allowed to verbally consent to the

eating of tasty cereal, because they

don't know if you're some kind of

undercover policeman. You might be an

undercover policeman booking their service

and then trying to find out if they're

offering cereal.

And if they just say— if they just openly

say, yes, please sample my cereal, then

they're breaking the law, aren't they?

But if they don't offer the cereal, if

they don't openly say that they're

offering cereal and it's just a massage,

then they're not doing anything wrong.

The mistake I made the first time was I

asked for permission. I asked, is it okay

if I take a bite now?

And do you know what she said? She said

no. I couldn't believe it. I thought to

myself, wow, I just spent $300 just for a

shower and a massage and she's not even

gonna let me eat the cereal. I felt like

such an idiot. I just wanted her to leave,

and I felt so disappointed. Anyway,

about 10 minutes later, I couldn't really

control myself, and I just went ahead and

I ate the cereal. And she didn't say

anything. She didn't stop me. So I

thought, well, if she's not saying

anything, then it must be okay. And it was

okay. She didn't say that I shouldn't

have done it. I mean, do they really

expect me to pay $300 and not eat cereal?

Come on. So the second time I used the

website, learning from previous

experience, I didn't ask for permission.

And, you know, after all of the showering,

massaging thing, which was exactly the

same as the first time even though it's a

different person, which is kind of weird,

it kind of makes you think, oh, they must

have had training where they all got

taught to do the same thing because she

did exactly the same thing as the first

girl, which was a bit strange. Anyway,

what was running through my head was, I

wonder what it's like when they're getting

trained to do all this.

So yeah, the second time I just went

ahead, took my spoon, and I had my cereal,

and it was okay. But my main problem is

she was just so fat And in the photo, she

wasn't fat. She was slim and,

and she had a nice, nice figure. But in

real life, she looked nothing like that.

And that's my— those are the reasons why I

didn't, didn't like the website version.

And that's why I don't recommend the

website version. Number one, it's way too

expensive. The minimum price is $300.

It's way too long. 1 hour is a little bit

over the top. Number three, all the

massaging and showering is kind of

unnecessary and a bit of bit of a waste of

time. Bit boring. Number four,

you're not really supposed to do it to

have cereal, even though they won't stop

you if you do it anyway, which is a bit

weird. Okay, so we've talked about the

first option. Let's talk about the second

option, which would be Tobita Shinji,

which is. Very secret neighborhood

in Osaka where basically they have a bunch

of streets. There's a few blocks of

streets, and on these streets they have

nothing but these buildings all next to

each other. And the buildings are usually

about 2 stories high, and they will have

their doors open. Well, the ones that are

doing business, open for business, have

their doors open. A lot of them are closed

because they're not, not open. So as

you're walking down the street past these

open doors, you'll get called at.

There'll be an old woman sitting by the

entrance, and then in the center of the

room, um, there'll be a young attractive

lady. And as you can guess, they'll be

selling cereal. And talking from my

own experience, I actually prefer this

version of serial compared to the stuff

you can get off a website. Now, even

though the website is more convenient and

you get the luxury of picking the girl

from the photos, you don't have to walk up

and down these streets for ages trying to

find the right one. But the thing that I

like more about option 2 is, number one,

it's very cost-effective. You can get good

deals. Usually they're about ¥16,000 for

the cheapest ones, and you can go even

cheaper down to about ¥10,000,

but then that's usually for an older,

older lady. If you want a young lady in

her 20s, well, you're gonna have to shell

out ¥16,000 minimum. And I've managed to

haggle it down to ¥9,000, and I did this

just by walking in, having a look, and

then trying to walk back out, but then the

old lady stopped me and then she said,

okay, okay, I'll give you a discount. And

then she lowered it down to ¥9,000 for me,

which was very generous of her. The trick

is you go in and you pretend to show

interest, and then you hesitate, and then

you try and walk out, and they might stop

you and they might give you a lower price.

Okay, so when you go to Toppo Toshinchi

and you've found a girl, you walk up to

the old lady and you can speak in English,

doesn't matter. You can just say, how

much? And then they'll show you this

laminated menu of times, and the, the

shortest time would be 15 minutes for

¥16,000, and then I can't remember, I

think it was ¥21,000

for 20 minutes or something. Well, as the

amount of time increases, so does the

price, and I think it's like ¥15,000 for

an hour, which is a lot of money. Now the

reason why I prefer option 2 to option 1

is because You could just go in for 15

minutes and just spend ¥16,000 or even

¥10,000 if you don't mind having an older

woman. And that's just the right amount of

time. 15 minutes, 1-5 minutes, is perfect.

It's not too long, it's not too short.

You go in, you leave, no fussing

around. No fussing around having a shower,

no fussing around getting massaged. I

don't really want a massage. Really, to be

honest, I'm not going there for a massage.

And the best bit is they even give you

sweets. They'll give you a lollipop and a

cup of tea, which is very, very generous

of them. Uh, I'm really sorry I'm not

speaking very articulately like I usually

do, and that's because I'm just trying to

tiptoe around, you know, the

family-friendly stuff. I'm trying very

hard not to say certain words which would

make the telling of this story much easier

if I was allowed to say them. I think you

can imagine what they might be. Now I want

to talk about paying for cereal in general

and how it made me feel as a person. And I

don't recommend it because it just felt

like a big waste of money every time I did

it. And after I finished, I kind of wanted

my money back. And unfortunately, this

isn't GTA. You can't just get out of your

car and then chase her down with a

baseball bat and pick up your money from

the floor. This is real life, you're not

allowed to. Simply put, there's no

refunds. Once you've done it and you've

paid, then you're not going to see that

money ever again. And it just feels like a

massive, a massive waste of money. You

could have done so much more with that

money. You could have bought yourself a

fancy camera, you could have bought

yourself— or you could have saved up, put

it towards a Surface Pro, or you could

have bought a nice present for your wife.

But instead Uh, you kind of just wasted it

on about 15 minutes of meaningless

pleasure. Now I know what you're thinking,

how come you're talking about this? Won't

your wife hear? Won't she be angry? Won't

she be upset? And she already knows

because when we were separated, I kind

of talked about it on livestreams and

stuff because I didn't think we were going

to get back together, so I thought it'll

be okay to talk about things like this

now. So she knows She knows quite a lot.

And this is me speaking completely 100%

honestly. I really wouldn't do it again

because it's just a big waste of money,

and I wish I could get the money that I

wasted back so I could buy a Microsoft

Surface Pro or a fancy camera or, you

know, something else. Anything, even bags

of rice, would have been more useful

because I've spent that money I spent that

money and I've got absolutely nothing to

show for it apart from these depressing

stories, of course. That money's gone,

you know, poof, into the air, vanished.

And didn't gain any skills by

spending that money, didn't gain any

objects or materialistic things from

spending that money. And it was just, you

know, a big bloody disappointment, just

like my life in general.