it's my birthday -)

Testing.

Is it working?

Testing.

Oh wow, it's working.

Where's the chat

box? I found it. Streamlabs is weird now.

It's my birthday. I'm old,

33.

33 years old and I broke my chair.

Look,

my chair

broke.

What a silly chair design.

Look, I sat on my chair so much

the lining tore.

Not a very good design, is it?

Why did they make the stitching come apart

just from sitting on it?

Low audio, really?

How do I make it louder?

Testing, testing,

testing, testing. Hello?

How about now? How about now?

How about now?

Wow, I really killed my channel, didn't I?

Jesus, 92 viewers.

Well, that's what happens when you change

your content, I guess.

I don't know what to do today.

I sent you an email.

I don't check my emails.

To which email address? Because I've got

like 7 addresses.

My email is just full of spam, so I never

really look at it.

It's just Seeking Alpha, Motley Fool,

Uber, Uber keeps spamming me. Nintendo

said happy birthday. Yeah,

as if Nintendo cares about my birthday.

This was actually my dad's chair. My mum

got it for him for Christmas in 2018

before he died. And then

I took the chair to use myself, and then

my mum took it back. And then a year later

she said, actually, you can have it. So I

finally got the chair, and now I tore it

from sitting on it all day long. I don't

know why or how. Maybe there's a zip on my

bum from the trousers, and it was— I don't

think so. I don't know why it tore.

Oh wow, thanks Jenkins. Happy birthday

Daniel, birthday cake, great to see you

back. No, I don't like birthday cake.

Cake is too, too sweet and too spongy.

I like really salted

crisps and a beer.

So what happened last year when it was my

birthday? Was I still at home last year?

Oh yeah. Oh, I got the little bubble

blowing thing, didn't I? And I got the

birthday hats and the beef jerky. And then

I accidentally deleted the stream because

I thought I was deleting the draft of the

stream. I ended up deleting the actual

stream. So that was a bit annoying. I

think I got rid of all the hats. And then

I had a big fight with my mum, and then I

moved to Manchester. That was last year.

Feels like last year was such a long time

ago now. I can't believe I moved to

Manchester. It seems like such a dumb idea

now. Why did I go all the way to

Manchester to meet this stupid girl who

didn't even meet me in the end?

Last year was just such a waste of time

and money, wasn't it? I went all the way

to Manchester, wasted all that time and

money getting an apartment for nothing.

All I got to show for it was a few weeks

with that blonde girl who then ended up

friend-zoning me, so I had to kick her

out. That was the best

I could get last year, and I hung out with

a Ukrainian girl for a few times. That was

it. My achievements from last year.

Well, I don't think I'll be doing that

again.

My willingness to travel to meet girls has

just gone. I can't be bothered.

I just can't be bothered traveling all

this way just to meet a girl anymore.

There's so much effort, so much money. I

hate traveling, sitting on a bus, a train,

a plane. Traveling, 80% of the time you're

just sitting on public transport waiting.

It's so boring.

I cut my hair a couple days ago.

I think it looks quite good.

At least your Elden Ring video is doing

well. Yeah, that's good.

I made like $2,000 off Elden Ring so far.

It's funny.

Must have farted and ripped the chair

down. No, I think it's cuz the way

I sit. Usually I sit like this.

Ow! Oh, that was my zip. Did you hear

that? The stupid zip on the back of my

trousers. Cuz I sit like this, my most of

the time with my heels dug into the seat

of the chair. Or I sit like this,

cross-legged. Oh, this zip on my pocket,

it's like it's poking into the chair.

So I just sit like this all day long with

my controller, like playing Elden Ring.

It's funny, this— the controller is so

good with Elden Ring. Finally, I got, got

to use my— get to use my controller. I

bought that Xbox controller about 2 years

ago and I never used it. I bought

it for Rainbow Six and it was rubbish for

Rainbow Six, but it's really good for

So for my birthday, someone sent me this.

I don't know who sent it to me, but they

sent me Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

Remember Mila got me that book for

Christmas in 2020? Sent me a message as

well. A gift from Mina. Joke.

HMR mods, happy 33rd birthday.

Thanks for sharing your 111K life with the

world. We hope for more content for years

to come. We wish you success in your

endeavors. From Mina. Oh yeah, I wish it

was from Mina. Bloody Mina moved on,

didn't she? But why send me a book?

I'm not going to read a book. This book

looks smaller than the one Mita got me

though. Mita's one was like a really big

thick book that I put in the bin because

it was too big to bring with me.

And it was so frustrating because she

wanted me to read it and

I found it so boring, and then she was

like trying to pressure me into reading

the book. I tried reading it and it just

didn't make any sense.

Sun the Master said, with regard to

different natures of ground, there are

open ground, Broken ground, suspended

ground, defiles, precipices,

far country. What the hell does that mean?

Open ground is that where either side has

liberty of movement. Duh.

Be quick to occupy any high ground in the

neighborhood and consider well the line of

supplies. Broken ground: advance is easy,

but retreat from it is difficult.

What am I supposed to learn from this? I

don't get it. They're like military ideas

that you apply to your real life, I guess.

You got to read in between the lines.

Mela is so hot, I don't blame you missing

her, Dan. Yeah, she was the most

attractive girlfriend I ever had. And the

thing is, I think every guy realizes when

he's had the most attractive girlfriend

he's ever had, and he knows that that's

the peak, that everyone else after that is

just like a downgrade. It's like using an

RTX 3060 gaming laptop and then it breaks,

and then you can't afford to get another

one and you have to use a shitty 1060 GTX.

It's just not the same.

I think every guy has the point in his

life when he manages to get the most

attractive girlfriend he'll ever get, and

then he realizes that, and then after

that, it's like everything is just

rubbish. How do you beat

the peak after it's finished?

You don't. You just accept that it's over.

I tried manifesting her back, but it

didn't work.

Oh well. The sad thing is, is that all

the reasons why we broke up in the first

place, I don't really feel like they exist

anymore. If,

if I was the way I was now— I am now back

then, we wouldn't have had the problems

that would have led to her being unhappy

with me, I think, which is one of

the tragic, tragic parts of it.

Same applies to Chihiro. Like, I wouldn't

have had all these problems that I had

when I was married if I was doing what I'm

doing now. Which is doing what I should

have been doing the whole time, which was

making videos about trending topics and

video games and tech. But no,

I had to make stupid drama content,

didn't I? That just made everyone hate me.

Oh, thanks, Carrie. Happy birthday! Mine

is on Tuesday. Smile. Wow, we've got

sharing similar birthday dates. My mum's

gonna get me Chinese takeaway for birthday

dinner. I'm not 34,

I'm 33, so I'm now the same age my dad was

when he started his family.

Where's my family? I should have a wife by

You still make drama content? I don't.

When was the last drama I had? I guess the

Scottish girl was kind of like drama.

Even that drama didn't even get 10K views.

Tell me about it. Already been a month

since I lost my girlfriend, and she was

the most attractive I ever had. Loudly

crying.

It's sad,

but the thing is, without the YouTube

channel, I, I would never have been able

to get a girlfriend like Mina. She's— she

would have been way out of my achievable

level. So the YouTube fame,

when it lasted, when it was there, just

kind of gave

me opportunities I would never have had

without it. Now I lost my YouTube

the Greece trip— I can't be bothered going

to Greece. Just get friend-zoned again.

This Greek girl, she doesn't seem

interested romantically at all. Plus she's

like 18, so it's not like I'm going to

have an 18-year-old girlfriend. So I feel

like, what's the point going all the way

there? And then it'll probably be awkward

and then nothing's going to happen.

I just, I really don't feel like traveling

anymore.

I even don't really feel like going to

So I got banned on Tinder as well

recently, which kind of sucks. So I don't

know how to get back on Tinder. I got a

new phone number and it got banned

straight away. So now I got a new phone,

I just got like a cheap crappy Android

phone for £40, and I got another new

number, but I haven't tried yet because I

feel like I'm just gonna get banned again.

So I don't know how I'm gonna make a new

Tinder now. I don't even know why I got

banned. After I met

that fat blonde woman in England a couple

weeks ago and I spent the night with her

and I came back home, something weird

happened to my Tinder where all of my

conversation messages were all out

of order. People I was recently talking to

were all the way down the list. People I

haven't talked to in like years were all

the way at the top. It was really weird.

I didn't get any matches for weeks. No one

was replying, so I thought, oh, I'm

shadowbanned. So I started sending really

rude messages to everyone because I

thought, well, I'm shadowbanned, so they

probably can't see this anyway.

And I sent a really rude message to that

Liverpool girl who I used to chat to on

Facebook. She saw the message because

she messaged me on Facebook saying,

what's, what's up with the rude message?

So I don't get it. She saw my message on

Tinder, which means everyone else saw my

rude messages. But then why did she

message me on Facebook about it and not on

Tinder? I don't understand. They're seeing

my messages, but I'm not seeing theirs.

And then I got banned.

So Tinder is so— I hate Tinder.

Give an example. The thing I said to her

was, you stupid idiot, I don't give a fuck

about your hedgehog. Because when I used

to chat to her, she'd just go on and on

about a bloody hedgehog. She kept sending

me pictures and videos of her stupid

hedgehog, and I had to pretend to be

So if I can't get a new Tinder account,

even if Japan reopens, I don't know how

I'm gonna get women. Maybe they

use Bumble there as well. Maybe there's

another app I could use, but I don't

know how I made that Tinder account in the

first place because that was actually my

second Tinder account. The first one got

banned as well. I think I was able to make

a second one because that was on my new

iPhone with a new number from a new

IP address. I think the IP address might

be important, so maybe I need to use a VPN

so they don't catch on that it's me.

Not sure. I think I need a new everything

so they don't realize it's me again. But I

can't be bothered right now to make a new

one. It's too much work.

Did I refund Elden Ring? No, I've been

playing it every single day for the last 3

weeks. I play it all day long. I've got

nearly 270 hours on Elden Ring now. I

finished it once, and I've pretty much

finished it a second time. I've just got

the last bosses to do again, but I'm not

going to do them because I want to explore

the world.

So now I'm using Bumble and Hinge,

but to be honest, I just don't really feel

in the mood to go dating.

It's the same problem always happens— they

start asking me how I make money or what

do I do for a job, and then it's just I

have to lie about it. I really hate having

to lie about what I do because then I have

to make up all this stuff and

keep things a secret. It's so boring when

you have to go meet someone and then you

can't even be open.

It's just so tricky. I don't know what to

say when they ask me what I do for a job.

I told one girl I do YouTube and she found

it. She said it was easy to find. She just

searched Daniel and tech and gaming, and

then she unmatched me. We talked for a bit

because she said she also has a YouTube

channel, a small one. So we talked a bit

about doing YouTube, and then next day she

unmatched me. So I don't know what she

found or what she saw that made her lose

interest.

So I think telling people that I do

YouTube is not a good idea because it's so

easy to find my channel. I say I make

videos about gaming, they just type in

Daniel and gaming, and then apparently my

channel shows up.

So now I'm thinking of just saying I don't

work but I live off my investments,

but then it gives off this impression that

I don't do anything. I just sit around all

day living off my investments. It's not

very attractive, is it? Get a

real job. I don't want to get a job. I

want to sit at home all day playing Elden

Ring. Why would I want to get

a job when I don't have to, just so I can

tell people I've got a job?

Who here would get a job if they didn't

need to get a job?

But now I just— I feel really

uncomfortable trying to explain what do I

do all day. I don't do anything all day.

I play Elden Ring and I sit— I

sit in my conservatory and I look out into

the garden and I

can't tell them I make videos, can I?

But that's the problem. If you want like a

normal girlfriend who's not mentally

insane and is fairly attractive,

then you gotta be productive and you got

to be ambitious and you gotta have goals.

Can't just sit at home playing Elden Ring

even if you are making $2K a month doing

whatever.

Problem is, I don't want to do anything.

I can't be bothered, and there's nothing I

really want to do.

So it's very tricky.

Basically, you have to sacrifice what

you want to do in order to please other

Am I still working on the game? No,

gave up on that. It's a bit sad. I forgot

my coding again. I was

getting quite into it and I was getting

quite good at it, but I just

lost interest. It wasn't really making

money. People weren't really interested.

I stopped enjoying making the game and It

was too much work and it was too much

effort, barely any payout,

so I gave up.

People who paid are going to be mad. I

don't think so. Only about 20 people paid

anyway. How I scammed my audience with

my promises of a game that never came to

It was kind of interesting learning how to

make a game, but I just didn't

really feel that interested in it.

If you didn't have YouTube, where would

you work if you had to? Well, I wouldn't

work. I would just go to the job centre

Go to the job centre, save up my money,

go to Japan like I used to, and come home.

Having a job is just a waste of time.

Looks like you stopped making drama

content. Well, even if I wanted to make

drama content, there's no drama. How am

I gonna have drama when I don't have a

wife or a girlfriend to complain about.

The only thing to complain about are dates

I go on with boring, annoying people.

So I went on this date with this Filipino

woman a couple weeks ago in London.

She unmatched me as well. That was so

boring. As soon as I met her, I was like,

oh my God. You look nothing like your

pictures. Her pictures look like they were

taken 10 years ago. She looked nothing

like her photos.

We went to Korean barbecue and it was

the most awkward date

I've been on. Probably one of the, one of

the most awkward dates I've been on.

It was so boring. We went to a Korean

restaurant. We just sat there eating. And

then the conversation was like, so what

do you do every day? And I said, I play

Elden Ring. And then she's like, what's

Elden Ring? And I was like, it's a game.

And then she goes, apart from that, what

else do you do? And I was like, um,

Uh, she kept saying, what else do you do?

What else do you do apart from that? And

then I said, uh, I look at the financial

markets and I do some trading.

And then she said, apart from that,

what else? I don't know, I just told you

everything I did. Stop saying what else,

what else, what else. What about you?

What do you do? Bet you don't do anything

either. Bet you just watch Netflix and go

to bed. Putting pressure on me.

Yeah, I don't have many hobbies. So what?

So then we had— we finished Korean

barbecue and then we finally left. Then on

the way back to the train station, we

walked past Trafalgar Square and they were

doing this Ukraine war thing, which I

really wanted to see because it was

interesting. And then she tried to just

walk straight past it. So I stopped to

take some videos I put on my Instagram.

She kept trying to leave, so I said, if

you want, you can go home because

I want to see this. So she just left on

her own. She went to the bus stop by

herself, and then I stayed at the protest

rally thing. I stayed there for like an

hour. I just sat there at Trafalgar Square

experiencing the atmosphere. It was a nice

atmosphere. Everyone was chanting and

there was like this feeling of being part

of a group. I quite liked it. I took a few

I got this pamphlet about Ukraine. I lost

it now, ages ago, a few weeks ago.

But she's so boring, she wants to walk

straight past the Ukraine protests.

Thing. I bet she's like, oh, I don't even

know what's going on. I don't watch the

news. What's a Ukraine? Who's Putin?

I don't understand. She didn't even show

any interest in seeing it.

And some people just have no interest in

what's going on in the world. It baffles

my mind. But it was my first

time, and they also did live music as

well, which was fun. They all got their

smartphones out, started waving it. It was

my first kind of experience listening to

like a concert. I'd never been to a

concert before with live music. That was

the closest.

But it was interesting. I got some fun,

nice footage.

I wanted to donate some money. They were

going around with buckets. But I didn't

have any cash.

I bought some— I bought some Russian

equities instead, so I don't know where

that money's going to. Do you think that's

funding the war effort for the wrong side?

I bought some Russian equities,

got 100% gain, but I only put £20 in.

And then I lost it all because the stupid

trading app said, we're going to stop you,

we're not going to let people buy Russian

equities anymore because of sanctions,

blah blah blah. Then the equity fund just

crashed. I want

to buy Russian equities, why are they

stopping me?

Come on, the war is the most interesting

thing that's happened in like the last 20

years.

I watch the news every day. It's like the

best drama reality show in the world.

Getting a bit boring now though.

So how many weeks it's been? Didn't

realize war takes such long time.

A bit annoying because I was chatting to

this Russian viewer who wanted to meet

when I was in Korea. She still wants to

meet, but now stupid wars going on,

probably not possible anymore.

What's up with the long gap in

livestreaming? Because my Elden Ring

videos did so well. You won't believe

how much money I'm making now on YouTube.

It's crazy. I managed to quadruple my

views on YouTube from the Elden Ring

stuff. I went from me— I went from getting

about 200k views a month to 1 million

views a month. My Elden Ring video

has 460,000 views. Thousand views,

and then the ones afterwards have like a

couple hundred K together.

So I took a nice long break from streaming

cuz I was getting very stressed out with

just feeling depressed, and whining on

stream makes me feel even more depressed.

So I needed a break from this. I didn't

realize how mentally draining, how

unhealthy it was for my mental health.

The streaming, constant daily streaming of

me just being depressed, was just not

making me feel good. So it was nice to

have a long break from it. How much do

you make from Elden Ring? The first Elden

Ring video has made me like $1,300 now,

and then the ones after it, after it,

have made like $500-ish. I'm now making

the same amount of money on YouTube that I

used to make back in, you know, the good

old days with the Kacey drama, cheating on

my wife kind of stuff. Back to making that

kind of money again, it feels so good.

People say money doesn't buy happiness,

but seeing those numbers go up,

it feels great.

I thought I'd never see those numbers on

YouTube again. Dreams do come true.

All I had to do was hate on something

that's very popular. I don't know why

that works like every time. Do not buy.

It's like a magical, magical 3 words that

seems to trigger people so much. Over

12,000 comments on that video as well. It

really triggered people. 12,000— it has

50,000 dislikes. Do you know how much that

helps me in the algorithm? People think,

um, dislike this video, it's gonna fuck

this guy up. No, you're helping the video

get more traction by pressing the dislike

button. They think that they're sticking

it to me by pressing the dislike button.

Thanks to you disliking, it helps it get

even more views, idiots. It's got like 6—

70,000— no, 60,000 in likes and dislikes

Really good job that I

did there. And then they're all saying

stuff like Oh, this guy just wants

attention. He's only doing it for

attention. No, I'm doing it for money,

stupid.

Oh, thanks, Carrie. Have a great birthday

party, Papa. I'll try.

Birthday with my mum.

It is so funny seeing the comments that

people write on that stuff. They say he's

only doing it for views.

Well, duh, what else am I doing it for?

It's like going into McDonald's and then

saying, oh, they're only here to make

money. They don't actually love

McDonald's. I bet they hate McDonald's.

Bet they hate McDonald's food. Why is

it on YouTube you always get people

thinking they're so clever by saying, oh,

he's only doing it for views?

Yeah, that's the whole point of doing

YouTube, for views. Why do you have to

point out the obvious?

What am I supposed to say? No, I'm not

doing it for views, honest. I'm doing it

because, um, I really want to tell

everyone how much Elden Ring sucks because

that's really important to me. Not.

Couldn't care less. It's just a stupid

game, isn't it?

Anyway, that's just part of the job, I

It's part of the YouTube grind, is having

to be called out. People think That

YouTubers make videos for anything other

than views. Like what? Unless you're

like some kind of— like you really

want to spread a message,

then I guess that's a different story.

Do I enjoy Elden Ring? Yeah, it's really

fun. I play it all the time. Gonna play it

tonight when I finish streaming,

but it's getting a bit boring now. I've,

I've killed almost every boss, explored

almost every area. I keep discovering new

areas, which makes you want to play even

more. I found all these underground areas

now. I've got to explore the sewer as

well.

I'm also kind of trending on Twitter

because some big Twitter channel, he took

a screenshot of my thumbnails saying I

hate Elden Ring and then he tweeted it.

It's got like 29,000 likes

on Twitter. It's funny, even Elvis Alien's

on it. He's saying, oh Daniel, he— all his

videos are bait.

Well, yeah, you can say that.

You could put it that way. But isn't

everyone's videos just bait? Everyone

wants views. Why am I bad because I want

views? It doesn't make any sense.

A lot of people found it funny, so I

made people laugh. Isn't that— doesn't

that make it a good video then?

If I gave people a chuckle at my expense,

I don't really care if they're laughing at

me. I don't really care if they laugh at

all, but I guess it's like a nice bonus if

people enjoy the video.

My birthday dinner, gonna have Chinese

takeaway. My favorite fried

rice and the prawn sesame toast with the

seaweed.

I mean, yeah, my whole channel has

basically been clickbait for the last 5

How else can I explain it? All the drama

that my wife cheated, I cheated, my wife

kicked me out. Obviously it's,

it's clickbait to get people to click it.

Why else would I do it? I don't understand

what they want me to say about it.

No, I'm doing all this clickbait drama not

because I want views, but because I want

to spread the message on how difficult

married life is.

Did you buy something nice from your last

YouTube money? Uh, I put it all into

stocks and then they lost 20% value.

I just— I put all my money into the stock

market every month now. Everything, all of

it, 100%. And it just goes down and down

and down, but one day it's

gonna go up and then I'll be laughing.

Oh, thanks, Gangsta. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday to you too.

I'm gonna get £1,400 for last month, and

then I'll probably get like £2,000 for

this month. Gave my mum £1,000

to help with things a bit.

Am I feeling happy lately? Yeah, I feel—

feeling pretty good compared to

Manchester. Feeling a lot better now.

Still feeling a bit lonely, but I'm used

It's nice to have a big house and a big

garden.

It's nice to have peace and quiet.

It's nice to have my big 36-inch curved

gaming monitor. Look at this thing. This

thing's huge. I love it. Look at the size

of my tiny laptop. Even the laptop's

pretty big in laptop sizes, 17 inches,

but this 36-inch is huge. So nice to play

games on. Just sit back like this all day.

So nice and relaxing.

Show us your wine cup.

It's my Crusader's chalice from Edinburgh

Castle. I nearly

drank all my whiskey. Look at this,

I nearly finished the whole thing. I want

to get a different whiskey next time,

maybe Maybe a less smoky whiskey.

This one's maximum peat and intensity. I

want to get more of a sweet whiskey next

time. Trying to find different whiskeys

that I like. This one's okay, but I'm

getting a bit bored of the flavor now.

I heard whiskey is good for you.

Apparently whiskey is full of powerful

antioxidants, but only if you have a tiny

Delicious.

Oh yeah, I got a green screen. I

completely forgot to set it up last stream

3 weeks ago.

I don't know why I got it now. I don't

really see the point of it.

I don't feel like I'm an alcoholic because

I start to get really sick of the taste

after I have a little bit.

No, Google it and it definitely says

whiskey is good for you.

I don't know how people become alcoholics

because I feel really sick if I have too

much. The feeling of drinking too much is

horrible, makes you feel terrible.

Is traveling over for you? For now, I

guess. I just don't have loads of fangirls

wanting to meet me anymore. Japan's still

not open, and I

don't even know if I really want to go to

Japan that badly because I'll just be in

some tiny little hotel apartment feeling

bored and depressed,

struggling to meet people, and then the

best I could do would probably be like

some 40-year-old milf with a

hairy puss, which would be

okay, I guess. I wouldn't mind having that

for a few weeks, but then I get bored and

I probably come home.

That Japanese woman doesn't talk to me

anymore. We used to phone every week when

I was in Manchester. Last time we talked

was February, beginning of February. And

then she didn't even phone, so I think she

lost interest.

I saw Chihiro made a new video, a new

vlog.

They're so boring though. She doesn't

really talk, she just shows random footage

of her doing stuff. Like putting her

makeup on, cooking, but she never speaks

apart from, I'm going to work now, today

is sunny,

and the music's so loud.

She doesn't wear my Apple Watch anymore.

I bought her a £600 Apple Watch for her

birthday last year, and she was wearing it

up until around May. After May, I don't

know why she stopped wearing it,

but I've never seen it again afterwards.

Maybe her new boyfriend doesn't want her

to wear stuff I got her.

Camera's glitching. Yeah, I don't know

why. If Yeah,

I don't know why it's doing that.

Maybe because I have like 3 cameras

plugged in, it's taking a lot of power.

I still don't think I regret getting

divorced, cuz if I was married in Japan

still, I would just be depressed About

missing home and missing out on all the

sex that I did have after getting

divorced.

But now I'm just not getting any sex at

all. So if I was still married, at least

I'd be getting sex, just with Chihiro and

those Chinese massage women. I just

thought I could get a more attractive

girlfriend. And I did for

a while, but then lost her too. Now I

can't get anyone. And now

with my new gaming content, I just— I

don't have any female viewers. My gaming

videos get like 1.9% females.

It's all guys. It's all kids, probably.

It's like 10-year-olds, 12-year-old

gamers.

I think I'd probably just be bored and

depressed still, even in Japan.

Bored and depressed, just— that's what I

feel everywhere. It doesn't matter where I

I do miss having sex, though.

It was nice having it just every day,

not having to worry about its

availability.

That was the best bit about being married.

Regular sex that you don't have to pay

Do I still enjoy Trash Taste? Yeah, I

watched them last night. They were going

on and on and on about eating

ice, and then they were going on and on

and on about eating cereal without milk.

They do chat a lot of shit about the

most mundane things, don't they? I guess

it's You run out of things to talk about

after you've done 100 podcast episodes

that are 2 hours long. They're eventually

gonna run out of things to talk about,

aren't they? They're gonna end up just

talking about, hmm, I wonder what the

flavor of sawdust is. It's gonna be

like a bunch of old men who just sit

around all day chatting, and then they've

talked about everything already, so what

else are you gonna talk about?

I saw the episode when they were talking

about Guy Fawkes Night and I was just

dying inside because they all got it so

wrong. They were like, oh yeah,

Guy Fawkes Night is the only day where we

celebrate the attempted destruction

of Parliament. That's not what Guy Fawkes

is. We aren't celebrating the fact that he

wanted to blow up Parliament. We're

celebrating the fact that he got caught

trying to and that he failed.

Connor was like, we celebrate him

because he was trying to bring down the

No, sometimes they say really dumb stuff.

They were saying we have a public holiday

celebrating a Terrorist

celebrating his failure.

Hmm, they do say a lot of dumb stuff

though, and the funny thing is they're not

dumb people because they're all They all

went to university and they got master's

degrees and bachelor's, and Gant's pretty,

pretty well educated as well. But the

stuff they say makes you think that they

never even finished high school sometimes.

Like, uh, I remember Gant said he didn't,

he didn't know that raisins were

originally grapes.

And I thought I was stupid. Jesus Christ,

how did you not know that raisins were

originally grapes? Do you think they just

grow out the ground as raisins?

I mean, it is funny though.

My mum had this friend over and she,

she saw me and she said hello to me. I

said hello back.

And what did she say? My mum said that I'm

gonna be 33 soon. And then she was really

shocked and she said, I thought you were

the same age as my daughter. And then

apparently her daughter's like 17.

Apparently I look like a teenager to

English people,

which is probably why I can't get a

girlfriend in this damn country, because I

look like a kid. I don't look like a man,

like a mature adult.

But English people honestly think I look

like a teenager.

And I used to feel happy about that, but

now I feel like that's the reason why

girls keep unmatching me after the first

date. I never get a second date. Even this

ugly Filipino girl unmatched me, and I'm

way better looking than she is.

She had like the Filipino mouth. If you

know what I'm talking about.

I just— I look very immature. Maybe it's

my hoodie. Maybe it's my hairstyle.

Looks like an 8-year-old boy's hairstyle.

But I like my haircut.

It's the way Mila used to like it. She

used to cut this bit so you could see my

ears. She said she had a fetish for ears.

She said it was really attractive when I

showed my ears. And I guess it's better

than just having it look like a bowl.

Gives it a bit of, bit of a shape.

There, my ears.

Men don't wear hoodies. What am I supposed

to wear? If I took

it off there, do I look more mature now?

This is my dad's jumper. This was my dad's

jumper.

Where's my cigar? Ah, my good old pipe.

Wow, this really makes a lot of vapor,

doesn't it, compared to the cigar?

Hello, I'm Daniel.

I feel cold without the hoodie though. I

like the hoodie.

I just, I don't really know how to act

mature. I've just always got this kid,

like this boy vibe,

which I think a lot of women find

unattractive because I look okay in my

pictures, but nearly every time I go on a

date, I get unmatched, or they say, uh,

sorry, I don't think anything's gonna

happen, but thanks anyway.

The only time I got a second date was with

that 6-foot-tall Manchester single mother,

and I kind of ghosted her because I didn't

find her very attractive.

When did you wash that hoodie last?

Probably like a year ago. I think I

got it with Mina in Uniqlo.

Oh, I can do 50 push-ups now as well.

My chest muscles are looking pretty good.

I can't believe I can do 50. I've been

doing push-ups every day since last year,

January, now. It's the only thing I

haven't given up on.

But still, my arms look really skinny.

Now the main muscle gets built around

here, so you'll never see it unless we get

naked.

Uh, there's one thing that I was really

annoyed about. I don't know if I want to

go on about it. I'm kind of calmed down

about it now, but my sister kept—

keeps trying to get my mum to get

Ukrainian refugees.

She keeps trying to, to persuade my mum

into getting some refugees to live here.

Are you serious?

I find that so inconsiderate.

What is my biggest, my biggest fear in

life apart from having to get a job? It's

strangers. The biggest thing I hate is is

having strangers in my home or around

my home or near— in my living vicinity.

The number one thing I hate with a passion

is having strangers in

my living area.

How can someone be so unthoughtful

to just keep trying to push refugees here.

Surely my sister must know that, that I

hate strangers in my house.

If it's like someone— if it's like their

friend, they're here for a day or two,

that's fine. But the refugees are going to

be here for ages.

So irritating. I don't want to get into an

argument with my sister about it, so I

tried to— I'm trying to keep my mouth shut

It's like, imagine your family member has

a severe allergic reaction to cats and

then you just bring a load of cats back

And she doesn't even live here anymore.

She lives with her boyfriend in London.

Why don't they get refugees at the

boyfriend's house? They want refugees so

Can't you live in the house in the back?

No, I don't want to live in a stupid

little cabin. There's no internet

in the cabin. It's got none of my

stuff. I want all my stuff, my, my gaming

stuff, my monitor, my computer. Don't want

to bring it all down to the cabin.

And then they say, oh, the, the refugees

would just be in the cabin. How does it

affect you, Daniel? You're in your room

all day. How's it gonna make any

difference to your life?

Number one, my mum's gonna let them in the

house because my mum's too generous like

that. My mum's not gonna just make them

stay in the cabin all the time, is she?

She's gonna say, feel free to come into

the house if you need anything, or feel

free to use the TV and just take

anything you want out the fridge. Do you

seriously think they're gonna stay in the

cabin all the time? And then they'll be in

the garden. They'll have kids. My mum will

be like, oh, just play in the garden.

We've got loads of space. So now I can't

go out into the garden because there's

gonna be bloody refugee kids there every

day. I don't wanna live in a refugee camp.

Do you wanna live in a refugee camp?

And then you gotta look after them because

they got no money. Where are they gonna

get money from? All their banks are bombed

to shit. Their cards probably don't work.

The government's gonna give us £350 a

month, as if that's gonna be enough.

Then they're gonna need stuff like, I

don't know, period tampon stuff and

then childcare stuff. You're gonna have to

go shopping with them to buy them stuff.

It's not like they're just going to come

around and then they'll just be fine on

their own. And then how long

are they going to be here? The war could

go on for ages. Even if the war ends,

and Russia's probably going to win because

let's face it, Ukraine has no chance of

winning on their own. So Russia's gonna

win eventually. Uh, so all the refugees

gonna go back home to

the bombed-out country that's now run by

the Russians? No, they're not going to

want to go back home. So they end up just

staying here forever.

And then what are they going to do all

day? They're going to get jobs? Are they

just going to sit around doing nothing?

And then I'm gonna be scared to go

downstairs because they might be there.

And what if they don't speak English?

See, there's so many things that it's like

she didn't even considerate— consider.

I keep telling my mum we should get

refugees.

Such a bad idea. Oh my God,

my dad would have never allowed it.

Just, I don't understand how people think

sometimes. It triggers me so much. Why the

hell would you want refugees living in

your house? I wouldn't.

Unless they're really

hot and single and young, but not too

young, you know, not under 18. Maybe if

there's like hot single Ukrainian women

looking for English husbands to settle

down. Then sure, in a perfect world,

great, bring them all in, only the hot

ones. But this is reality, and the reality

is it's going to be like middle-aged women

with the annoying stupid kids.

So I'd be pretty upset if, if we actually

have to get refugees. I'd be very

uncomfortable. I won't be

able to just relax at home anymore because

I'm not gonna help. I'm not gonna do

anything. I'm busy. I've got a YouTube

channel to run. I got my stocks to do,

got my hobbies. I don't waste my time

looking after Ukrainian refugees.

I got my own stuff to do.

Why don't you talk to your sister about

it? Because, because I don't have to get

into an argument about it, because I feel

very strongly against this, and I feel

pretty annoyed that she keeps trying to

push it when

she should know that I would be very upset

with the idea.

I'm very uncomfortable around strangers.

Don't you know that? Oh, thanks,

Ricky. Happy eBay buddy. Carrot, carrot.

Very generous.

I mean, would you want me living,

crashing at your place, just sitting

around doing nothing all day?

Why worry about refugees? Because my

sister keeps telling my mum that we should

get some. They're doing

this Open Our Homes to Ukrainians

Refugees program now where they're trying

to get the British public to take

in some refugees because now they're just

letting— they're letting any Ukrainian

refugees just enter the country. No cap,

no limit cap.

Obviously they don't have housing for

them, so now they're trying to put the

burden onto the population.

It's just funny that— where's all the

people rushing out to get Afghanistan and

Syrian refugees when those wars were

happening? No one cared then. Now everyone

wants to— we'll get a Ukrainian refugee

because they got blonde eyes and blue

hair. Fuck, blonde eyes and blue— fuck,

I can't say it. Blonde hair and blue eyes.

I keep getting it the wrong way around.

If you feel strongly about it, why don't

you say anything? Because Because

me and my sister usually get on okay

together, and I don't have to make a big

fuss. And it's not my house,

so I don't have any rights, do I?

If I don't like it, then I have to accept

it or leave.

So that's one of the things that's

stressing me out recently. I just want

peace and quiet and to have a safe,

comfortable place to live. I don't want to

live in a refugee center, for fuck's sake.

If you want to help, then you can do

something else like donate. Donate to the

refugee cause and the Ukrainian

thing, or I don't know, volunteer at

a refugee center if you really,

really want to help. Why do you have to

ruin my life? Wow, I've been streaming

1:11:11. I looked at how long I was

streaming exactly just now and it said

1:11:11:11. That is destiny.

Why can't we

get some cats? I like animals. I hate

people. There's all these homeless cats

with no houses. No love, no owners. Come

and get some cats. Look after the cats.

I'd rather have a house full of cats than

some people.

It's not my responsibility. I didn't start

Maybe if we didn't keep promising bloody

Ukraine that they can join NATO, then none

of this would have happened in the first

place. Idiots keep going,

oh, what can we do to stop Putin?

Stop saying we— that Ukraine can join

NATO, and then we'll be finished.

So hopefully, I don't know,

hopefully no one comes.

Otherwise I have to leave again, don't I?

Maybe Japan will be open by then.

I'm like a refugee from my own home. I

have to keep escaping.

Because my— it's like my family don't

know or they don't care that I

have severe anxiety.

It's like they still don't get it.

My biggest, my biggest personality defect

is that I really don't like people. I

really don't like strangers.

A few weeks tops. I really doubt that.

It'll be months and months and months.

I just wish my family were a bit more

considerate and didn't do things that

upset me. I don't ask for a lot.

I just want to be left alone and

not disturbed. And then they say,

oh, why don't you just ignore them then?

That's not the point.

The fact that they are there is what

makes me uncomfortable, not that I might

have to talk to them.

There's, there's hundreds of thousands of

people here in England who are willing to