Lets Make BEEF Burgers 🍔

Hello, hello, I am back.

Had a 4-brae day— I mean, a 4-day break.

Ready to get back on the YouTube grind,

beginning with a livestream making

my dinner.

I think the last time I made a handmade

beef burger was when I was in Japan.

Before the whole Hong Kong guy thing

happened. So this is a €3 biologic.

I think that says beef. It's better be

real beef and not fake meat.

Yeah, I think it's real beef.

Um, let's get the ingredients.

I had a pretty good day on the markets,

made some good money actually.

Why is

my iPad flashing?

You won't believe how much money I made

off of Pinterest. Stocks. I made $200.

I could have made a bit more, but I was

greedy and I decided to wait to see if it

would go up a bit more, but it went down,

so I quickly sold it before it went down

even more. I could have sold it for about

$240 if I sold it

at its peak. I thought it would go up to

$70 per share, but it went down to $64 and

I sold at $64. And I only made about 200,

so I lost $40. Well, I didn't really lose.

I made $40 less than I could have made.

It's kind of annoying. Oh, thank you,

Underground Cat. Hello, I am back. I can't

believe it's been such a long time. I was

at Maida's place for four days, and we

didn't do anything. We just stayed inside

because it was raining every day.

I can't believe Pinterest blew up so much.

It was the first stock I bought since I

started trading. I just bought it on a

whim because I read one article saying

Pinterest could be good. So I put £320

into Pinterest about

2 weeks ago, and then it just suddenly

blew up recently. Overnight last night,

it blew up. And I sold it for £460,

so I made a nice little profit of— how

much did I say? I forgot now.

I think £200, but it might be less.

Yeah, I would just say around £200.

I can't believe I made £200. That's like 3

YouTube or maybe 4 YouTube videos. Worth

of money.

Should be exciting when the election

happens. The market's going to go crazy.

I put an extra £5,000 into my account to

get ready. I'm going shopping for stocks.

What is up with this? It's so uncuttable.

What even is this? Is it a chili or is it

a really skinny yellow pepper?

I'm not sure what I'm doing actually.

Can I spend those $200 right now? Well,

not right now. It's pending in my account.

In my trading account, but when it's

finished pending, then I can withdraw it

into my bank account. No,

Pinterest stocks are around 62 now. If it

shoots up over 70 whilst I'm asleep, I'm

gonna be so pissed off. Some people said

hold it until Christmas and some people

said sell it. I don't know, what if I held

it and then it just drops below 50 or 60?

It's just, it's too hard to tell. I don't

know if Pinterest is going to carry on

going up. What if it just went up like a

rocket and now it's coming back down?

Alphabet stock's up. Yeah, I bought 500 in

Alphabet today because I saw

it was going up quite a lot. I bought 500

in eBay as well. I already made £20 off

eBay if it carries on going up, and I put

250 in Fiverr. And Snapchat,

but I don't know if Snapchat's going to

carry on going up.

And I put £1,000 in EPD,

and I've got another £5,000 to

spend, but I'm gonna wait. I want to see

if the market crashes and I can get some

good deals. And then I think I'm done

really. I don't really want to put any

more money into it until next year.

Because I've already put like £18,000.

It's kind of crazy now I think about it,

but it's

so addictive, the stock market. I was just

sitting there all day long staring at it,

reading stock news and stuff. Trying to

see what's going up. I think eBay is a

good one, a good catch. And then all of a

sudden Netflix just blew up out of

nowhere. It went from $480 up to $512

because Netflix are raising the prices on

the subscriptions, and that made the stock

go up. And I bought Netflix stocks ages

ago when it was way more expensive, so I'd

still make a loss if I sold now. But I

have this feeling Netflix is going to go

down even more because people are going to

get pissed off at the price has gone up,

and then the stock will go down because

people are unsubbing. Now I feel like I'm

stuck with Netflix because I don't want to

sell it at a loss for £60 loss.

But this isn't what I'm supposed to be

doing. I wasn't supposed to do this kind

of trading. I was supposed to invest in

companies long term and get dividends,

but But now I'm getting caught up in the

whole buy low and sell high thing. It's

really fun.

What is this? Is it a pepper or chili?

You don't get yellow chilies, do you?

Oh my God, it's a chili! It's a chili!

Holy shit, that's spicy! Wow,

wow, I just licked it and it is burning my

tongue. I didn't know you can get yellow

chilies. I thought it was a weird-looking

pepper.

Wow, that is spicy! Holy crap!

I, I just bit into the yellow flesh a

little bit. Wow, it's like putting

your tongue in a flame. I'm gonna put half

this in the bin. I'm gonna chop off a

little bit, maybe I can make my burger

spicy, but I'm gonna chop it into fine

bits and then chuck the rest away. I

thought chillies were green or red, not

yellow. Weird. I thought it

was a weird-shaped paprika.

The hell? Hiding in My Room just

recommended me my new video, which I

uploaded 5 days ago. It says Hiding in

My Room just uploaded a new video, and I

didn't upload it 5 days ago. Talking about

I need to find somewhere to chop.

Oh, Mila's house was so peaceful compared

to my place. There's, there's no one

living upstairs in her place, and there's

absolutely no sound from neighbors. So

peaceful. Here, those stupid teenage

immigrants smoking weed and jumping up and

down. When they smoke weed, I can smell

it. I don't know how I can smell it. I've

got all the windows closed. Maybe I should

get my chopping board.

Yeah, I gotta make some stupid fake drama,

don't I, for the main channel?

I've got a few ideas I could do.

I think I'm gay. People love the gay

stuff, don't they? I just— I really don't

give a shit about YouTube anymore. I just

want to do my stock market stuff,

really. That's all I care about right now.

Oh, good news! I bought an iPhone 12,

coming tomorrow. Oh, thank you,

Underground Cat. Is weed legal in Europe?

Yeah, it's legal in Amsterdam, and I mean

Netherlands. All of Netherlands.

It smells weird. I don't like this smell,

and it makes people go strange.

I can hear them all laughing upstairs now.

So irritating. Why can't I just have a

nice mature couple living up there, or a

nice elderly couple? No, I've got some

stupid immigrant family. With a bunch of

teenagers and a kid running around smoking

weed.

And I think they dropped more stuff into

my garden because I looked out the window

and I saw a floor mat that wasn't there

before. And I wasn't here for 4 days, so I

don't know if they knocked to try and get

it. They keep dropping stuff in my garden.

It's fucking pissing me off.

I thought having a garden would be cool.

Now I'm starting to think It's actually

kind of annoying because they keep

dropping stuff into it and then knocking

on my door to get it back. They don't even

speak English. They're like,

and I'm like, sorry, the fuck are you

saying?

Come to Europe and they don't even bother

to learn English. English is a language

that made Europe. If it wasn't for the

English, speaking people, the whole

continent would have been speaking German

by now, or French, because of Napoleon.

First we had to put Napoleon in his place

because he is trying to take over the

whole world, and then we had to put Hitler

in his place. If it wasn't

for us English speakers, number one,

you'd be dictated by Napoleon and then

Hitler. They come to Europe, they don't

even learn English. What an insult.

Without the English, Napoleon would have

just taken over the whole world.

Okay, I got my chilies chopped. Now we do

Stupid kid running up and What

do you mean I don't know what I'm talking

about? Do you know how many documentaries

about Napoleon I've watched? I watched so

many I could name every single battle

and when it took place.

The only ones keeping Napoleon in check

were English back then because we had the

best navy. We had the best navy stopping

them from taking over.

Wow, this burger is going to be so good.

I bet they can barely even speak Dutch as

well.

Now, before the French, it was the Spanish

trying to conquer the world, weren't they?

They tried to conquer us too with the

Spanish Armada. They sent 500 ships and we

just had 100, but our ships were better.

We sent them packing back to Spain.

They didn't try again.

Do I really need breadcrumbs in my burger?

Because I didn't get any.

You know what I'm thinking? I really

should have started in the stock market

when my channel was booming. I should have

just funneled all of my earnings straight

into the market. When my channel was

blowing up. I'm doing it now, but it's

kind of late and I've already wasted at

least £10,000 of it on sex dolls,

prostitutes, useless tech,

Airbnbs, games I don't even play anymore.

And now I just bought an iPhone 12. Oh, I

never learn. But I need it because my S10

Plus is just crap and it keeps freezing,

going slow. And it's a year old now

anyway, and I'm selling my Galaxy Fold.

So I'm going to sell my Fold for about

£500. I bought the iPhone 12 for £1,100,

so I'm basically getting it half price.

Plus I made £200 off Pinterest, so I'm

only paying like £400 for the iPhone 12

technically.

Is my Japanese getting worse? I don't

know, I haven't spoken it since I left

Japan. And to be honest,

I don't want to ever speak Japanese ever

again.

Waste of my life learning that language.

This is not the worst time to be investing

in the stock market. The stock market's

about to crash. This is the best time to

invest. Should have invested back in March

when it crashed in March.

It's going to crash and obviously it's

going to go back up. The stock market

always goes back up. The government's not

going to let the stock market just die.

The whole economy relies on it. If the

economy dies and the stock market dies,

they're not going to let the economy die

because that means the country is going to

die. They're going to boost it. Make sure

it keeps going, and that means the stock

market is going to go up too.

Listen to Graham Stephan. He says when

stock market goes down, that's the time

you buy more because you're getting good

deals. You don't buy when it's up and

doing really well. You buy when it's doing

really badly, and then it'll stop— it'll

recover, and then you'll start gaining.

Anyway, that's not my plan. My plan is to

get dividend stocks by just pumping my

money into all of these companies. That

way, by the time my YouTube channel is

truly dead, I'll be making an easy £500

a month off my passive income dividend

So far I have about,

I have about £20,000 invested, but I've

only got about £5,000 in dividend stocks.

The other £15,000 I've kind of been

messing around with silly stuff like

Amazon, which is not giving dividends. So

I'm not following my plan properly. So

I've got about £5,000 in dividend stocks.

Which is currently making me $30 a month.

Well, it should do that. Obviously,

that's if the dividend rates stay the

same. And I've picked companies

that are reliable for dividends,

known as dividend kings, like Coca-Cola

and 3M.

Okay, I haven't picked amazing ones like

Exxon because I don't know about the oil

industry, but I'm gonna pick better ones

next time. So yeah,

my goal is I want to, I want to invest

about £20,000 into dividends,

so then that will give me about £150 a

month in passive income.

And then I just keep reinvesting the

dividends, so hopefully that would

increase a bit by bit by every year.

Did I buy the 12 Pro or just the 12? I

bought just the 12 because the 12 Pro is

not out yet until November, and the 12

Pro, there isn't much difference. It just

has a 4x zoom and slightly better

low-light camera. I don't really care

about that. And the normal 12 is cheaper

and is much lighter because it's made out

of aluminium and not steel. And yeah, it

doesn't have a zoom lens, but I don't

really care about the zoom lens, to be

honest. I never hardly ever

zoom. When do I ever zoom?

Never.

How did I feel yesterday when the market

was crashing? Uh, I felt kind

of excited, but I didn't buy anything

because I thought it'll crash harder

today. But it didn't, it started going

back up. Hoping tomorrow it's going to

crash, but I'm not sure if it's going to

crash harder tomorrow or after the

election or before the election because

I really want to do some spending. To get

some more dividend stocks.

I'm having— I'm looking at JNJ and more

Coca-Cola, and maybe,

I don't know, I have to do more research.

People are saying I should spend my money

on real estate, but you need a lot of

money for real estate. You need like

£100,000 at least. To get a place, and

then I'm gonna have to fix it up, make

sure it's working, and then I have to find

someone who's going to live there who's

reliable to get rent, make sure there's no

problems. If there's not any problems, I

have to pay for repairs,

and then that means I need to be in the

country that I'm renting the place out.

So I'm gonna have to be stuck in the

country. If I go and leave the country and

there's a problem, I have to fly back to

the country to sort things out. And then

I'm banned on Airbnb, so where am I going

to rent it out to? It's just too much

hassle. I'd rather put my money in the

stock market. I don't really want to be

tied down by property.

I had a look at places, but you can't get

a place for $50,000. You'd be

able to get some crappy hole maybe.

That's falling apart. And no, I don't want

to get a mortgage or start getting loans

from the bank. That's just crazy.

So I'd rather put the money on the stock

market, really.

Should I put more garlic? I think that's

enough garlic.

Yeah, I'm looking for dividend stocks

during the most volatile time because the

share value is going to be down so much I

can get a good bargain on the stocks.

And I'm going to pick companies that are

going to, to not be

destroyed by the election and the COVID

Like Coca-Cola is still going to be around

after COVID, and I'm pretty sure

McDonald's is still going to be around.

So I'm going to pick— well, I'm going to

try and pick safe companies and stop

choosing Exxon. It's just so tempting to

go with oil because they pay good

dividends.

I'm just really not interested in real

estate because I want my passive income

coming from the internet, and I don't want

to have to rely on physical real-life

objects.

I'm making a burger.

People keep going on about tax, but I

opened the stocks and shares ISA. It means

you don't have to pay tax. On your

investment in dividends. Also, in the UK,

you can make up to— how much was it? I

think it was £2,000 a year before you have

to pay any dividends. I mean, before you

have to pay any tax on dividends.

And in the UK, you don't even have to pay

any tax unless you make over £12,000. And

Yeah, I'm making sure I make less than

12,000, which is not hard with the state

of my YouTube channel. It's not really

hard to make sure it stays under 12,000.

Stupid channel's dead, isn't it?

Oh, thank you, Underground Cat. Do I find

driving stressful? Yeah, I took driving

lessons when I was 18. Absolutely hated

it. Made my bum hurt and I was too scared

to pull out. There would be like a big

lorry coming and it was miles away and I'd

just be sitting there waiting for it to

pass. The driving instructor was like,

what are you waiting for?

What would I do if I lose the money?

Well, I could lose all my savings and it

won't really matter because I'm still

making 3 times the amount of money that I

spend. On rent and food.

So yeah, it's just savings. It's not like

I need the money now.

Put the onion in the burger. It's going to

be a very aromatic burger.

By the way, my last video was a complete

success. You know how I was talking about

how I can't get you guys to watch my

investment videos, but the investment

videos get amazing CPM. So I found a way

to trick YouTube into thinking I'm making

a video about investment, and I found a

way to trick you guys into clicking it by

just giving it a vague clickbait title.

It actually works. I've got 15K views,

which is okay, I guess, and I still got

the amazing CPM of an investment topic.

It got about $15 CPM, which is Not too

shabby.

Not as good as the other one though. My

first one with the, the red face

and the green dollar in the background,

that got a $17 CPM. So even

though I only got 10K views, it still made

over $100, which is crazy.

People still don't believe that I've made

over $100,000 off of YouTube. They're

like, you've only got 106K subs, there's

no way you made that much money.

I'm not going to ask you to trust me

because you probably don't trust me

anymore, but trust me, I've made well over

100K from the YouTube stuff.

I really should have milked it harder back

in 2018. Should have done streams every

day, should have put 5 mid-roll ads. Oh,

so stupid of me. For some reason, I

thought my YouTube career would last

longer than 2 years,

and I was thinking about pacing it out. I

should have milked it harder, faster.

Should have brought out merch straight

away. Should have done Patreon straight

away. See, that's what I get for being a

nice guy. I lose out. Never be the

nice guy. You'll just get fucked.

I was being such a nice guy back in 2018.

I only put one mid-roll. I didn't do

merch. I didn't try and shill out or

promote stuff like Patreon or OnlyFans all

the time. I didn't stream every

single day. Missed opportunity.

And there was me thinking people would

still be stuck sticking around 2

years later. I guess I was wrong.

Why don't you get a job? Look, my whole

life goal, my whole purpose in life is

to avoid people at all costs. Getting a

job is going to put me in direct contact

with people. Do you know what I hate most

in the world? It's people.

Every single bad experience I've had is

because of people. People suck.

I'm sure you people are very nice people

individually, but I'm saying people in

general suck.

And the less interaction I

have with people, the less stressful life

I will have. And getting a job just

completely goes against that goal.

I don't know any of you individually. I'm

sure you're very nice people, but I'm just

saying I don't like people. I'm not a

people person, if you haven't noticed.

I can't stand people. They piss me off.

They smell, they sound stupid. Most people

are ugly and look weird, and they sound

stupid.

Unfortunately, we don't live in a world

like an anime world where everyone's hot

and sexy. Oh, thank you,

Evan. Even— I'm sure Evan is a very nice

I like people from a comfortable distance,

like livestreaming right now. I have you

people at a comfortable distance, like

you're not in my face. I can't hear you,

I can't see you, I can't smell you. This

is how I like it.

Next, I want to talk about VR because holy

shit, have I stumbled across something big

on VR. I don't know if I want to get into

it now because it's a pretty big topic.

Maybe in a minute I'll segue into it. But

holy shit, VR is good. I need to stop

swearing. I keep— my live streams keep

getting demonetized, so I keep swearing.

Okay, finish chopping my onions.

VR is so good. I played

this game called BigScreen, and in

BigScreen you have— you can go into a

cinema room, a virtual cinema room with 12

other people, and you're all in the cinema

room watching a movie together and you're

chatting. But there's also private rooms

where someone can host a room and they

have the computer screen mirrored inside

the VR room, and you're sitting around

like a campfire And it's so cool. I went

into this one room, this Black guy,

American Black guy, was trying to convince

people not to vote for Trump, and people

were coming in and trolling him and

telling him Trump is the best, and he was

getting triggered and screaming and

swearing at them. He was like the Black

version of Keemstar but getting triggered

about Trump. It was so funny. I was in

there for like 2 hours just listening And

then he had all these spreadsheets and

slideshows and he had the news coverage

and all these facts about Trump and why

he's bad. And he was trying to debate

people about why you shouldn't vote for

Trump. And then people would just come in

and say, I really like Trump because he's

so open and honest. And he would get

triggered so much. And then in the

big screen, you can have a pen and you can

write in the air. And people were coming

in saying stuff like, Trump rules, Obama

sucks, Biden sucks. And then he would ban

them and kick them out. It was so funny.

And then he turned to me and he said,

because my username in the game is

Basilboy66, if you want to add me. And he

turned to me, he was like, Basilboy, what

do you think? And I said, I'm from

England, so I don't really know. And then

he asked me, what does England think of

Trump? And it was like my first social

interaction in years. I felt like I was in

a classroom. Listening to him talk about

Trump and stuff. It was actually really

fun and it really scratched my itch

for wanting social interaction. Oh,

thank you. Underground Cat here. Same

here, Dan. That's why I love this channel.

Yeah. I hope most people will also agree

that people kind of suck and it's,

it just makes life less stressful when you

reduce the amount of people in your life.

Uh, thank you, Ed by Radix XRD.

I have no idea what that is, but thank

Yeah, the problem with the VRChat stuff is

I just— I'm too scared to actually talk to

people. I did try. I went into a room and

I said some stuff. But they didn't say

anything back to me. So I thought, did

they hear me or did they ignore me? And I

felt kind of stupid. So I lost my

confidence speaking. It kind of reminded

me when I had a Discord server and I used

to join the voice chat and there'd be like

20 people in there wanting to talk to me.

And I was too scared and nervous to say

anything in the voice chat.

But yeah, big screen. You have to try a

big screen. I really want to make my own

room. We could have like a hiding in my

room room, and then we could meet up in my

room. But I don't have a computer, so I

couldn't, I couldn't mirror my screen or

play stuff on the screen. So we would have

to just sit around the campfire, and I

don't know if I'd actually talk, but it's

fun. You have stuff like a tomato and

popcorn and drinks, and you can throw the

popcorn around and pretend to drink the

drink. I'm gonna try out some— I might try

out VRChat, I might try out Rec Room, but

I've first— I just tried BigScreen,

and it's really cool because they, they

host real movies and you can watch a

proper movie. They have movie nights and

you watch it with a bunch of strangers.

You can chat whilst watching it, and if

they are loud and irritating, you can just

mute them. I also play this game called

Echo VR, which is really cool. It's free

and it's basically like basketball, but 4

versus 4, and you're floating with no

gravity in an arena. It's kind of like

Tron aesthetics, and you've got a frisbee.

You've got You gotta chase the frisbee.

It's also kind of like Quidditch. So you

gotta catch the frisbee and you're all

flying around and you've got like jet

boosters on your wrist to propel you

forwards and you can grab onto objects and

then use that to swing around. You can

punch the other players as well. You gotta

grab the frisbee and throw it into the

hoops at the other end and it's really

cool and it doesn't even make me feel

sick. I thought I'd feel motion sick but

it doesn't. I feel fine. It's just when

you're going really fast and you suddenly

stop or turn, you do kind of feel a bit

weird, like G-forces are being applied

to you. And people chat on there as well,

it's quite fun.

Yeah, I don't know why I never played

multiplayer VR games when I had the first

VR headset in England, but I'm trying them

now on the Oculus Quest 2 and it's just so

much fun playing online.

But sometimes people play porn They

play porn in their room, so you can hear

the woman going, ah, ah, through the

headset, and it's kind of weird.

Now I wonder if you can play porn in big

screen so we could all be watching porn

together as a group in

a room. That'd be fun.

If you want the burgers to stay together

and not break up, you need to cross chop

the onion. Okay, I'll chop it smaller.

That would be so funny. I, I Googled it

and apparently you can watch porn on big

screen. Ouch, I just cut my nail. But you

have to set it to, um, 18+ over

in case kids join. Apparently some

people did Tried to play porn in the

public rooms and kids were in it. They got

banned. Oh, thank you,

Kuniji. Can you say, Atakan, you are a

dickhead? Okay.

The problem with this knife is it's not

very good for chopping because it's so

small.

Yeah, I'm really loving VR so much that

I'm gonna sell my Switch and my Switch

controller, and I'm not gonna get a gaming

laptop. So I'm gonna sell my Fold, my

Switch, my Pro Controller, my DJI Pocket.

So that should give me about $800.

I just don't play the Switch anymore

because I play Darkest Dungeon on my iPad,

which is really good. Also, XCOM 2 is

coming to iPad. Can you believe that?

XCOM 2 on iPad.

I loved XCOM. I was gonna buy it on

Switch, but I decided not to because it

was too expensive. But now it's coming to

iPad for only £20.

I feel like the iPad is a way better

gaming device than the Switch. Number one,

the screen is massive. Number two, it has

pretty decent games on it as well.

I'm not sure how the iPhone 12 is going to

be for streaming though. Because I

remember using the iPhone X for streaming

and I had problems with it.

The iPhone X used to overheat whilst I

streamed and then it would just turn

itself off. So I might keep the S10+ just

for streaming as my second phone,

and then the iPhone 12 can be like my main

phone, my main driver.

The S10+ does start to feel a little bit

slow now. Got it last year before I met

Essex Girl. It keeps crashing, it keeps

slowing down.

I feel like I need a new phone because I

don't use my phone like a normal person.

I'm on my phone all day long. I do all my

video editing and processing, exporting on

it. I feel like phones would die faster

when I'm using it because I just use it so

So I got the 256GB white iPhone 12

coming tomorrow. Very excited. I think

I'll do a stream on the main channel about

it.

Or should I just do a video, like an

unboxing video? I might just do an

unboxing video. I don't know, I can't

decide. I don't feel like it'll get many

views, so it's not really worth it.

And if I do like a clickbait title like,

oh my God, I wasted my money, people would

click it, and then later I can change to

iPhone 12 unboxing video.

Is my boiler still effed? No, it's fixed

now. Got heating, got hot water,

everything's great.

All he did was he put in a new water pump

and then it's great, everything's working.

Got my heating on.

Did I really waste all the inheritance?

No, it's not wasted, it's invested.

You wait until next year, my Amazon stocks

will blow up. I'll sell that off for a

profit, reinvest it in some, into some

dividends, make passive income.

I reckon if I invest $25,000 at this rate,

I could get dividends of $150 a month.

And then as long as those companies don't

go bust or cut their dividends, I can just

keep reinvesting the dividends and keep

growing my dividends. Every year the

dividend's going to grow even more.

And I'm going to buy loads of companies.

So I'm well diversified. I'm not just

going to buy 5 companies. I'm going to put

1,000 in here and 1,000 there and 2,000

here and 500 here and then 200 there and

1,000 here. I want about at least

20 companies. They say if you have at

least 15 companies in your portfolio,

then you are protected against volatility

by like 80%.

Loads of people doing it. Look at that guy

Andre Cheek and Bruce Wang.

There's lots of people doing dividends and

they, they talk about their earnings

and how their portfolio is going.

I think it's really exciting. You just

sink money in and they give you money

back. Why not invest

in index fund? Yeah, I thought about

getting something like S&P 500,

but I don't

know, I feel like it's more fun if I

handpick the companies myself. And then

most of the companies I'm picking,

they're in the S&P 500 anyway.

But this way I can pick what I want,

and then when I'm finished with my

portfolio, I'm probably going to have most

of the companies that are in an index fund

And I am interested in it, and I do have

the time to do research, so I might as

well just do it myself.

And I, I think it's fun getting into the

world of business. When I was younger, I

never really had any interest in business

or finance, and now I finally feel like

this is actually interesting because my

money is in it now.

I guess most people don't care about

investment. People are getting pissed off

with all my community posts about

investment. People don't like anything I

like. When I talk about games, they get

bored. When I talk about investment, they

get bored. When I talk about tech, they

get bored. What do you want me to talk

about? Everyone keeps saying, oh Daniel,

talk about things you're interested in,

and then when I do, everyone's like, shut

the fuck up Daniel, we don't care, we just

want drama.

Oh yes,

Spooker's gonna be the best.

They just want drama, don't they?

So yeah, let's cook up some fat drama for

them so I get more money to put in my

investments. I'm gonna put beef— I mean

chili con carne into my beef burger like

this. Put all of it. Yeah, why not? Put

some black pepper.

Oh shit, that's quite a lot. Oh well.

I can't think of a single type of content

I make that is not drama that does well,

unless I do a vague clickbaity title like,

oh my God, I can't believe this happened.

Then the video just doesn't get views.

Sad but true.

I would love to not have to clickbait,

but then I make less money.

But my Uncle Roger and fake reaction to

Chris Broad videos didn't really work,

did they? They got worse views ever.

I guess I have run the whole Chris Broad

thing into the ground at this point.

Next I'll do why I love Chris Broad. I

want his penis in my mouth.

Oh no, it's spilling over.

Oh, look at that yolk. Okay, now we do

mixing.

It's gonna be messy, but it'll get there

in time.

Oh yes,

look at this burger!

Oh, it smells good. Chili con carne beef

burger.

Beef Oh yes,

this is

funny. Everyone's like, grow up, Daniel.

And then when I start getting interested

in a grown-up topic like investment,

they're all like, shut the fuck up,

Daniel, this is boring.

Oh yeah, look at that. This is gonna be a

good burger. This is how they make

McDonald's burgers. I bet they just have a

massive, massive— what's

it called— massive pot,

and they've just got these huge mixers

mixing it all, all day long.

I feel like it's too wet, but I only put

Yeah, it's kind of wet. It's like a

massive meatball. Look at this.

Oh, by the way, if you want to know about

the kitten, it's kind of annoying, to be

honest. Sometimes it's really cute when

it's sleeping, but it keeps attacking us.

It's so hyperactive. It goes

from being really cute to really annoying.

It will keep attacking our fingers and

scratching us. And now it's getting even

more vicious, and it starts jumping at my

arm, clinging onto it, and biting it.

And we used to have the kitten in the

bedroom when we went to sleep, and it

would just start jumping on the bed and

attacking our faces.

So we had to start putting it downstairs

when we go to sleep because it was just

This is so annoying. Why does it keep

attacking us? We're trying to give it love

and food and it's biting us and scratching

us.

So yeah, I remember when I was trying to

get a cat in Japan and Chihiro kept

saying, oh, it's going to scratch up the

walls and it's going to be loud. I can

understand that now because it does

scratch the walls. It starts jumping at

the walls, scratching at the walls, and it

keeps meowing all the time.

I was kind of annoyed because Chihiro

wouldn't let me get a kitten, but now I

feel like, yeah, maybe it's not a good

But how do you stop it from attacking you?

I try hissing at it and blowing in its

face to try and punish it, but it doesn't

stop doing it. It carries on doing it.

They're just vicious little

Murder machines, aren't they? When you

think about it, we think they're all cute

and fluffy and lovable, but really they're

just designed for one thing. They're

designed to kill. Apex predators

but mini size.

And then straight from the beginning,

just when they're kittens, they're

learning how to kill and hunt and pounce.

Yeah, it's cute sometimes when it's

sleeping. When it sleeps, it comes up to

us and sleeps on our lap or chest and

looks really sweet and cute and innocent.

And then it wakes up and it's an annoying

little shit. Is this what having kids

would be like? I can imagine having a kid

and they'd be really cute and sweet when

they're sleeping, and then when they're

awake, they'll be annoying little shits.

I think I'd get so annoyed if I had a kid.

I'd get really annoyed and frustrated with

how irritating it is, and then it'll

probably turn out weird, like transsexual

or something, or convert to Islam. And I'd

be like, oh, why the hell did I have this

kid? Could have bought a MacBook with

this money I just wasted on this stupid

child. Having a child is such a risky

investment. You don't know how it's going

to turn out, and then it might die. You

might spend 20 years of your life raising

it And providing for it, and then it just

goes and gets itself hit by a bus or

commits suicide or starts doing

dangerous stuff. And then you just wasted

20 years of your life that you've invested

into it, and you get nothing out of it.

I feel like having children is kind of

like an investment because back in the

olden days. People had kids so

they would look after them when they get

old and help them, provide for them,

help carry on the family business or the

empire. And you had to feed them when

they're kids and teach them so hopefully

they grow up into a— hey, what's the word—

a family member that, that contributes.

It's a very, very long-term investment.

Look at these burgers looking good.

Yeah, I guess you could love them as a

person, as a human being. That's also part

I don't know if I could unconditionally

love it though. I mean, look at Jackie

Chan, kicked out his daughter because she

was a lesbian, wrote his son out of his

will because he was doing drugs.

Okay, hopefully this doesn't stick to the

grill.

Hopefully it produces some

oil and moves a little bit.

Wow, these actually look quite good,

don't you think? It's like a proper

Is the grill nonstick? I hope so,

otherwise it's going to be a mess.

By the way, if you haven't tried VR porn,

you You have to try it. It's so freaking

good. It's kind of weird when you put the

headset on, you get this strange feeling

that I would describe as close to the

feeling I had when I was high on weed.

You feel dizzy, kind of like you're in a

dream, but you know you're awake and you

just got this naked woman pounding you and

it feels like she's right in front of you.

Ever since I got the VR headset, I've been

watching VR porn every night and it's

How old do people say they think you are,

Daniel? Uh, usually early 20s,

mid-20s. Sometimes when I go and buy

alcohol, they ask me for my ID.

Actually, every time I tried to get

alcohol here in the Netherlands, they

asked me for my ID, and then when I

started speaking, they were like, oh,

okay, never mind, because they hear I'm

English and I'm a foreigner, so I'm

probably an adult.

Okay,

it has been 1 hour. We have finally made

the patties.

Oh, my hands are dirty. Let me clean them.

Looking good.

If you want flavor, please listen to me.

What do you mean? I put an entire packet

of chili con carne seasoning. I've got

salt in it, I got pepper in it.

Okay,

what else?

I think that's it. Yeah, we're ready to

We are heating up warp speed 4.

I'm nervous.

Tick, tick, tick, tick. Boom!

This can't be good.

Sizzling. How about heat? Should I put

medium heat or high heat? I think medium

heat is good. Oh look, they're sizzling.

What site do I use for VR porn? Usually

Pornhub, but I just go on Google on

Firefox. I search for VR

porn. Oh, what's this white stuff? Oh,

that was fat, hardened fat from my last

stream that I didn't clean off. That's

gross. Oh, listen to that.

Listen to that.

I think I'll do my iPhone 12 unboxing

as a livestream. I think it would be more

fun if people were in the chat and you can

ask me questions and tell me to do stuff

The fat is probably rancid. Maybe I should

I'm running out of tissue paper.

It was like jelly.

No, that fat was not from the burgers. It

was from the last livestream, which was

about a week ago.

Smells good.

These burgers. Cost about €4 to make,

so that's €2 per burger because

€3 for the whole pack of meat, and then I

used 1 egg, 2 little bits of garlic,

half an onion.

You know, every time I get comments like,

why don't you just get a job, it just

makes me think, where's your

entrepreneurial spirit? Why would you want

to get a real job when you could make

money online?

Why is making money— why is wanting to

make money online a bad thing?

I think the best thing in the world is

being able to make money online and not

have to go to work. Why would you want to

go to work when you could be sitting in

bed trading stocks and, uh,

getting views on YouTube?

That's like the dream life to me. As if

I want to wake up at 8 o'clock in the

morning and then go to some office or shop

to work in, surrounded by people I don't

like. Yeah, that sounds great.

Where's your entrepreneurial spirit?

See if

it's burning. Oh my God, what the hell?

Why is it burning already?

Can't be burning already.

Uh, how can I flip this?

Oh yes, oh, look at that.

My thoughts on veganism: it's annoying

when you're with someone who doesn't eat

meat. You can't eat stuff together and

they always need to go to some special

place or they need to get special things

on the menu. And then when you want to

make dinner together, they always have to

have their own food because they can't eat

your food.

It's just annoying, like the

Turkish girl. Oh, I can't eat that, I'm

vegan. I can't go there, I'm vegan.

Can't go anywhere.

For some reason, a lot of people get angry

when it comes to how I spend my money.

Every time I get a new piece of tech,

they're like, oh, Daniel, you fucking

idiot, stop wasting your money,

get a job, stop buying tech.

Yeah, I guess the Galaxy Fold was a bit of

a waste. I bought it for £1,400 and I'm

gonna sell it for about £500.

Really shouldn't have bought it. It's not

even a good phone because it has specs

from last year,

and all I do, I just use it as a tablet.

And when I got my iPad back, I stopped

using it cuz the iPad's a better tablet.

The folding thing was fun at first, and

then you just get bored of it, I guess.

Folding phones are cool, but I'd just

rather have a normal phone, to be honest.

Uh, what's this brown stuff coming out of

Oh, I should get the buns out.

I was thinking about getting the mirror

Like this, then you can see me.

I don't know, it's kind of in the way.

It's not really important.

Oh no, it's falling apart.

Falling apart.

Maybe I can start cooking them.

Buns. Look at this.

Ah, nearly dropped the spatula.

Oh, thank you, Kerry B. Joey Batey, the

guy who plays Jaskier on The Witcher, has

a really good band. Called The Amazing

Devil. Oh well, thank you for the

suggestion.

I don't really listen to music these days.

I listen to RollerCoaster Tycoon theme

tune.

Wait, these aren't burger buns. They're

like hot cross buns with raisins in them.

That's weird.

I think it's moldy. Oh, there's green

stuff on it.

Mold.

Get another one.

Oh, they're going green.

Put them all in the bin. I got them

a week ago, but I never ate them because I

had too many.

But I got another bag of

buns from Mila's house.

Hopefully they're normal buns. I think

they are.

Wow, that's a whole bag of buns just

wasted. They're going green and hard.

Maybe I should try the burger.

See if it's good.

Hmm, hmm, not bad.

Definitely tastes like a burger.

A bit salty.

A little piece of it went straight down my

lung, almost down my lung.

It's kind of spicy as well. I think the

chili was too much.

Do I know Chinese? No, I don't.

Okay, turn off the heat,

put my burger in my bun.

Okay, it's a

really dense burger, so heavy.

I wish I had some lettuce or tomato.

Does anyone here have VR? Maybe we can

meet up on big screen after

the stream. I was thinking about streaming

VR, but I don't know how to set that up,

and I don't have a computer, and I

wouldn't be able to see the chat whilst

Let me find some salad.

No, I don't have any salad.

But I've

got pasta bolognese sauce.

Oh, there's meat in it. I thought it was

just tomato. No, I can't put more meat on

it.

No,

I don't have any condiments to

put on the top. Like, sauce would be nice.

Mayonnaise. Got nothing. Maybe I can make

some mayonnaise. Isn't it just raw egg and

what, milk? I've got raw egg and milk.

Look at that burger.

Would you eat that at McDonald's?

Look at that.

Let's plate it up, get rid of this grill.

I can have the next one for lunch

tomorrow.