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Why Women are IMPOSSIBLE to date - I'm going gay
2025-04-24 · 9 min
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I've been in relationships continuously
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0:00–0:02 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_0with multiple women back to back since
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0:02–0:04 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_1about 2022, and I'm finally now single
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0:04–0:07 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_2again.
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0:07–0:08 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_3So in case there's any ladies interested,
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0:08–0:10 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_4I'm sorry, but I have to tell you I'm
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0:10–0:12 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_5currently not looking for a new
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0:12–0:14 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_6girlfriend, mainly because I'm just a bit
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0:14–0:16 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_7fed up with dating and all the constant
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0:16–0:18 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_8fighting and the drama, and I want some
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0:18–0:20 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_9peace and quiet in my life, at least for a
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0:20–0:22 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_10bit.
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0:22–0:22 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_11So I'm making this video to talk about why
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0:23–0:24 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_12dating women is kind of impossibly
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0:24–0:27 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_13annoying, and they're really hard to get
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0:27–0:29 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_14on with, and you always end up falling out
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0:29–0:32 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_15and fighting eventually.
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0:32–0:33 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_16And I think I'm starting to realize that
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0:33–0:35 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_17although women are very nice, they look
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0:35–0:37 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_18nice, they smell nice, it can make you
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0:37–0:39 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_19very happy, but they can also make you
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0:39–0:41 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_20extremely unhappy.
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0:41–0:43 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_21And I just don't know if it's worth it
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0:43–0:44 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_22anymore.
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0:44–0:45 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_23And now that I think about it, I just
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0:45–0:46 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_24don't think I've ever actually been happy
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0:46–0:48 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_25in a relationship for most of the time
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0:48–0:50 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_26being in the relationship.
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0:50–0:51 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_27And I just don't remember a time when I
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0:52–0:53 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_28was in a relationship and the woman didn't
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0:53–0:55 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_29eventually become extremely annoying.
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0:55–0:57 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_30The most annoying thing about real women
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0:58–0:59 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_31compared to not real women is the fact
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0:59–1:01 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_32that women, like everyone else, they own
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1:01–1:03 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_33lives and they have their own problems in
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1:04–1:05 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_34their lives and they expect you to care
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1:05–1:07 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_35about their problems.
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1:07–1:08 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_36So if they're having a problem and you
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1:08–1:09 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_37don't show interest or you don't show like
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1:09–1:12 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_38you're willing to have a shoulder for them
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1:12–1:14 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_39to lean on, to cry on, then they get very
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1:14–1:16 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_40upset.
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1:16–1:16 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_41For example, if they get in some kind of
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1:16–1:18 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_42accident like a car crash and then they
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1:18–1:19 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_43have to go to hospital, it's just
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1:19–1:21 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_44extremely annoying for me because now I've
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1:21–1:23 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_45got to stop everything I'm doing.
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1:23–1:24 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_46I've got to take a break from work and
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1:25–1:26 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_47I've got to take a break from anything I'm
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1:26–1:27 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_48doing to go and see if they're okay.
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1:27–1:30 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_49And if they're in the hospital, obviously
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1:31–1:32 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_50they are okay because they got nurses and
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1:32–1:34 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_51doctors looking after them.
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1:34–1:35 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_52And there's not really anything I can do
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1:36–1:37 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_53apart from provide emotional support,
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1:37–1:39 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_54which to be honest, I'm not very good at
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1:39–1:41 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_55doing that.
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1:41–1:41 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_56Another annoying thing is when they expect
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1:41–1:43 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_57you to pick up on things even if they
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1:43–1:45 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_58don't say it directly.
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1:45–1:47 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_59For example, they might say they're okay
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1:47–1:49 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_60about something.
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1:49–1:49 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_61So you go, oh, okay, if you're okay with
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1:50–1:51 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_62it, then I'm okay.
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1:51–1:52 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_63And then you don't think about it.
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1:52–1:53 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_64But actually they weren't okay with the
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1:54–1:55 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_65thing and they expected you to pick up on
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1:55–1:58 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_66that.
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1:58–1:58 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_67And then when you don't, they get mad at
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1:59–2:01 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_68you.
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2:01–2:01 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_69I don't know why they can't just be more
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2:01–2:02 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_70clear and more direct with their
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2:03–2:05 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_71communication.
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2:05–2:05 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_72And I've always had this fantasy this idea
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2:06–2:08 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_73in my mind of being in the perfect
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2:08–2:10 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_74relationship where it's going to make me
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2:10–2:11 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_75so happy.
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2:11–2:12 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_76And I meet this girl and everything's
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2:12–2:13 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_77amazing and perfect, and she loves
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2:13–2:15 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_78everything about me, and I can't do
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2:15–2:17 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_79anything wrong, and we're just happy and
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2:17–2:19 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_80it's easy and there's no fighting.
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2:19–2:20 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_81And that's what I want.
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2:21–2:22 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_82That's why I keep trying to pursue
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2:22–2:23 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_83relationships.
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2:23–2:24 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_84So I keep trying to meet women because I'm
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2:25–2:26 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_85trying to find that ideal relationship
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2:26–2:28 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_86where it's all just so perfect.
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2:28–2:30 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_87But in my 15 years of dating women, I can
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2:31–2:34 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_88easily say that that never happens.
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2:34–2:35 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_89It always starts off really great,
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2:35–2:37 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_90honeymoon phase, blah blah blah.
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2:37–2:39 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_91It's always so perfect and amazing, and
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2:39–2:41 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_92then it gets into the relationship, months
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2:41–2:43 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_93and months, years and years, and then
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2:43–2:44 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_94things just start to break down and turn
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2:44–2:46 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_95into utter hell.
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2:46–2:48 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_96And also I'm realizing that I'm actually
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2:48–2:50 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_97much happier alone, just being able to
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2:50–2:52 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_98focus on my hobbies and my passions and
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2:52–2:54 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_99trying to make money without being
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2:54–2:56 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_100disturbed.
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2:56–2:56 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_101And the thing I don't like is when my
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2:59–3:01 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_103interrupted or disrupted, or I'm told that
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3:02–3:05 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_104I'm not allowed to do the thing anymore
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3:05–3:07 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_105that I do to make money.
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3:07–3:08 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_106I do several things.
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3:08–3:09 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_107Currently I'm doing a lot of OnlyFans.
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3:10–3:12 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_108If you want to join up to that, that would
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3:12–3:13 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_109be great.
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3:13–3:13 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_110So I do quite a few things in my personal
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3:18–3:18 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_113And I guess a lot of people might say the
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3:18–3:20 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_114things I do are morally questionable or
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3:20–3:23 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_115not cool or lame or embarrassing.
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3:23–3:25 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_116And sure, you might have that opinion and
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3:25–3:27 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_117everything, but I like doing these things.
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3:27–3:30 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_118I enjoy doing the things I do, which is
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3:32–3:32 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_120And I don't really want to have to stop
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3:33–3:34 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_121doing them.
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3:34–3:35 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_122And the problem relationships is that a
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3:35–3:37 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_123lot of it involves compromise and
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3:37–3:39 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_124sacrifice that I just don't want to do.
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3:39–3:41 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_125I don't want to have to give up things I
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3:43–3:44 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_127I don't want to have to do things I don't
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3:56–3:57 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_135And I came to the conclusion that making
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4:00–4:03 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_137doesn't make me happy.
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4:03–4:04 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_138What makes me happy is being able to do
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4:07–4:07 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_140And although that might mean I have a
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4:14–4:16 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_144willing to make, because not everything is
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4:18–4:20 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_146I've tried so hard to make women happy,
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4:23–4:24 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_148I'm just not very good at making other
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4:24–4:26 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_149people happy.
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4:26–4:27 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_150And if I do try really hard to make them
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4:28–4:29 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_151happy, it requires me to be unhappy and
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4:32–4:34 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_153freedom.
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4:34–4:34 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_154So I'm wondering if maybe life's just
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4:34–4:36 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_155better giving up on women and then just
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4:36–4:38 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_156getting a love doll.
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4:38–4:39 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_157Full-size love doll, big boobs, big bum.
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4:39–4:42 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_158That's better because, you know, they
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4:42–4:44 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_159don't talk back to you.
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4:44–4:45 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_160They don't make you do things you don't
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4:46–4:46 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_162You can do anything you want to do to it
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4:46–4:48 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_163and it won't complain.
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4:48–4:49 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_164And then once you're done with it, you can
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4:52–4:53 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_167So yeah, in conclusion, I think I'm just
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4:53–4:55 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_168gonna stay single for a while.
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4:55–4:57 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_169It's been, what, 3 years and a bit since I
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4:57–4:59 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_170was last single?
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4:59–5:00 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_171I've kind of forgotten what it was like to
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5:00–5:01 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_172actually be single and
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5:01–5:01 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_173I just want to enjoy the peace.
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5:03–5:05 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_174No fighting, no toxicity, no having to
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5:05–5:08 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_175compromise.
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5:08–5:09 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_176I can just do anything I want.
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5:09–5:10 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_177I don't have to sacrifice anything I want.
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5:10–5:13 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_178So yeah, I think I'm just going to stay
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5:13–5:15 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_179single for a while.
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5:15–5:15 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_180I'm not going to go onto dating apps or
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5:15–5:17 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_181try dating people anytime soon.
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5:17–5:19 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_182And yeah, I think one of the reasons why
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5:19–5:21 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_183is because it's kind of hard for me as
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5:21–5:23 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_184well to date because I'm kind of banned
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5:23–5:25 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_185from all the dating apps because a long
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5:25–5:26 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_186time ago I put my willy as my profile
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5:26–5:29 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_187picture and I thought it was funny.
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5:29–5:31 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_188I didn't really think I'd get shadow— I
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5:31–5:33 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_189mean, I didn't think I'd get permanent
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5:33–5:35 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_190banned, I thought, okay, I'll get banned,
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5:35–5:36 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_191but I'll just make a new account, and
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5:36–5:38 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_192there's plenty of other apps out there, so
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5:38–5:39 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_193I'll just use those.
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5:39–5:40 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_194Unfortunately, the same company owns
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5:41–5:43 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_195nearly all of the dating apps, so if you
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5:43–5:44 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_196get banned on one of them for doing
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5:44–5:46 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_197something really bad, they basically
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5:46–5:47 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_198blacklist you from all the apps.
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5:47–5:49 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_199And if you try and sign up to the other
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5:49–5:50 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_200apps, they just ban you again because they
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5:50–5:52 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_201can find you somehow due to facial
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5:52–5:54 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_202recognition.
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5:54–5:55 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_203So I can't use dating apps very easily
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5:55–5:57 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_204unless I get a new phone, a new number,
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5:57–5:58 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_205and I spoof my IP address.
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5:59–6:01 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_206Then maybe I can get back on for a few
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6:01–6:02 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_207weeks.
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6:02–6:03 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_208Other than that, it's actually really hard
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6:03–6:04 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_209to do online dating for me since I'm
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6:04–6:05 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_210banned
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6:05–6:05 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_211all the good apps and stuff.
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6:07–6:08 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_212And I'm just not really the type of person
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6:08–6:10 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_213to go out to bars and meet people on the
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6:10–6:13 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_214street and that kind of stuff.
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6:13–6:15 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_215It's really difficult for me.
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6:15–6:16 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_216So probably just going to stay single for
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6:16–6:19 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_217a while, and I'm not really going to try
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6:19–6:20 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_218hard to get a new girlfriend.
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6:20–6:21 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_219Wow.
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6:26–6:26 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_22050 yards, your destination will be on the
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6:49–6:51 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_221left.
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6:51–6:52 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_222Hey, Paul,
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6:58–6:59 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_223right?
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7:01–7:02 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_224Well, no, yesterday.
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7:03–7:05 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_225It's so quiet.
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7:27–7:34 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_226Oh,
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7:56–7:56 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_227there is.
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7:58–7:58 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_228What's that?
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8:06–8:08 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_229Underwear?
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8:08–8:09 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_230Someone's underwear?
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8:11–8:13 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_231What?
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8:14–8:15 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_232Oh, c'est os.
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8:29–8:32 · rev_e9ec35fc5cab7e6083d5b383c89f6b19_233Oh, c'est os.
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