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Kick Livestreams/my life is ruined 2025-07-27 23_29 [81382354-my-life-is-ruined] 480p
2025-07-27 · 5 min
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Mm, fucking taste. Take that.
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0:33–0:44 · rev_35b9dc5a8725597c222ad84724bec376_0That's the sauce.
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0:52–0:54 · rev_35b9dc5a8725597c222ad84724bec376_1I don't know, I get pumped up after driving fast and listening to my favorite music. I need more Nightwish tunes, makes you feel epic.
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1:31–1:41 · rev_35b9dc5a8725597c222ad84724bec376_2My hair looks good. I don't know what you're talking about.
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2:09–2:11 · rev_35b9dc5a8725597c222ad84724bec376_3Talking shit about my hair again.
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2:22–2:23 · rev_35b9dc5a8725597c222ad84724bec376_4Where are the grays? No grays.
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2:29–2:30 · rev_35b9dc5a8725597c222ad84724bec376_5I didn't see a single old lady with this hair. I'd love to see you go to Japan because you just— you would have an aneurysm looking at all the guys. You'd be like, oh my God, everyone looks like old lady. Uh, no, it's just how they look in Asia. But you've never been to Asia in your life.
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2:39–2:55 · rev_35b9dc5a8725597c222ad84724bec376_6You'll be like, oh, why are all the men here looking like old grannies? And that's just how they look like, idiot.
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2:59–3:05 · rev_35b9dc5a8725597c222ad84724bec376_7Everyone in Japan has a hairstyle like this, and Korea. It's not weird at all. Maybe try leaving your country. And discovering what the rest of the world is like instead of living in a stupid little bubble
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3:12–3:23 · rev_35b9dc5a8725597c222ad84724bec376_8where everyone has a fade. But everyone you know has a fade with like a little fluff on top. I don't know what kind of grannies you got over there.
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3:29–3:37 · rev_35b9dc5a8725597c222ad84724bec376_9Oh my God, in the whole packet they only give you 8 pieces. Look, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, What the hell is
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4:06–4:21 · rev_35b9dc5a8725597c222ad84724bec376_10that? Give me a real portion. Dinner.
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4:24–4:32 · rev_35b9dc5a8725597c222ad84724bec376_11Lunch.
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4:36–4:36 · rev_35b9dc5a8725597c222ad84724bec376_12