Trying new experience with my girlfriend

Go live.

Testing,

testing.

It's streaming.

Okay, I'm ready.

Okay, let's go.

Go where? Where are

we going? Show them chess.

I don't think they want to see guys

playing chess.

You want to see the guys playing chess?

We're going to have some wonderful new

experiences today. PSA BC

is okay. What is it? I have no idea.

Let's go. Where are

we going today? Oh my God, my car

to me. If I can beat one of those guys at

chess, then they have to give me

what? Bonus again.

Oh my God,

look, my girlfriend's not wearing the face

mask because of the virus. She's wearing

it so you guys can't see her face.

She doesn't usually wear a face mask.

Yeah, we're gonna do some stuff today,

walk around. Get massage.

Imagine thinking my girlfriend's wearing a

mask because of you know what.

Why does the camera look wonky?

It looks straight. It's because I'm

standing wonky.

Oops. Why it always looks kind of wonky?

We can already kind of see her face. I

don't know, she feels— she feels safer if

she has the mask on.

It's hard to know if it's straight or not.

How about like this?

Oh yeah, that's better. Yeah,

maybe my straps

not completely straight.

I think this is the best stream setup I

have. Oh, my GoPro stopped working. I

don't know why. I plugged it into the

charger last night and now it just never

turns on. I tried everything. I took the

battery out, I held the button on and off.

I think the GoPro's finally had it.

GoPro 7. I want to get

away from this music.

I got that GoPro 7, what, 5 years ago?

2019, 2020, 2021, '22,

'23.

You finish phone call? Cannot walk over

there, right? Because have a song, Thai

song. But I don't know, I don't know,

the music worries me a bit.

Yesterday was okay, it didn't pick up the

music. Well, not yesterday, the last

stream. I don't know,

it's pretty loud. You want to see the

market? No?

Okay,

if I just keep talking, then it probably

won't get picked up, but then I'm gonna

keep talking on and on and on and on. I

don't know what to say. Keep, keep moving

faster. The music's pretty loud here.

Do we have to go this way?

Can we go another way? The music's very

loud. What about this way?

Damn music.

I don't know how I avoided the music last

stream, cuz it, it was fine.

I think cuz it's kind of echoey,

it doesn't get picked up well. Watch out,

watch out. Now when I was in Japan

streaming, nearly every stream got a

copyright claim by music because in Japan

they play music everywhere on the street.

Thailand's not so bad, they don't just

play music everywhere.

In Japan, everywhere you go they're

playing music on like these big speakers,

so it's really hard to avoid. And then

nearly every one of my live streams got a

copyright music claim. Some of them got

partially blocked worldwide. Really

annoying.

Yeah,

it's annoying because they blast out

this music when I didn't ask to listen to

it, and then they got the nerve to then

copyright claim me. Oh, don't steal our

music. Well, you're the ones blasting it

out into the street. No one asked you to

play this stupid music. Turn it off then.

Music copyright is so lame. It shouldn't

exist. Like, no one is making money by

playing music. Do you think I'm making

money because I'm playing Ed Sheeran

songs? So dumb.

Yeah, as if everyone's watching my stream

so they can listen to Lady Gaga on the

radio on a speaker. What is even the point

of music copyright law?

What you doing?

It's just annoying because my precious ad

revenue gets stolen by these multi-billion

dollar companies. My precious

$20. Uh, we got

ripped off at a restaurant just now.

We bought too much food and it was like

400 baht and we only ate half of it.

Wait, come back! This is where I bought

the thing. I bought the— don't say

it— W-E-E-D. I bought it here. There, say

hello to him. He's nice.

No, embarrassing.

He helped me go to the taxi.

Yeah, I don't know if you guys saw my Kick

stream, but I was doing the W E E D and

I got completely messed up, like I

was gonna black out. And then the shop

owner had to close his shop to take me to

the taxi place.

He is a doctor, famous doctor.

Wow,

uh, weird fruit. This stuff's

weird. It's like a sweet juicy garlic

clove. Yeah, I think the blah blah blah

thing works. Also, I think

the noise of the traffic muffles the music

as well, so the algorithms don't pick it

If this was Japan, there'd be music

Where? Here?

Are you sure this is safe for YouTube?

They better not be playing music. Oh, no

music. Take off shoes.

Yeah. Oh, there's no music. Thank God.

Do they know we're Why are there syringes

in there? Are those syringes?

What's that? Syringe. Yeah,

syringe. What for? Well, this one.

Slippers. I'm gonna

get a facial.

Sit here.

Don't know what they're saying. I don't

know what we're doing here. I think we're

getting like a facial, facial and a

massage. It's my new content. Do you guys

like it?

Massage content.

It's going to become a massage channel.

What?

What's happening? I don't know,

I can't read it. This one treatment fire

and massage, 350. For face?

Yeah. Okay. And this one treatment

premium whitening. Whitening what? Whiten

my face? Yeah, I want to do this. You do

this. You want to whiten your face? Yeah.

Weird. I do this.

You do it. Okay. Kết hợp với cả cái

thành cái tên mình mở lời hạ cái về cả các

thương ảnh mấy cái tên em tôi giúp đi giúp

na hạ mấy tên phono tên phù phù nó có mấy

tên phono phù yên cái tên điền điền sai hạ

thẻ tờ thẻ bên vô cùng cơ già nhưng có trả

lùn mẩn tàn tặng cho thang gì cũ sai hạ

bao thiểu đó thiểu hang những xíu rơi đen

lên nhà hạ nó có trả lùn mẩn tàn sai hạ là

các cái em bên vô cùng lùn tài đa sải tài

I choose this one.

Why do you want to whiten your face?

Collagen. Collagen? What's that? My

collagen. Up to you.

If you want me, yeah. I hope you like it.

Okay.

Yeah. อันนี้ใช่ไหมนะ? อ๋อ.

กูอังคือน่าไอ้กุกอย่างนั้น

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ข อง ร ้ อย ส ี่ ส ี่ อย ่ าง อย ู่.

แต ่ พ ู ด ใช ่ ข อง ข ้ าง, của เย ็

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ี่ พ ู ด อย ่ าง น ี้. ด ู อน พ ี่ พ

ู ด อย ่ าง น ี้. อ ๋ อ, ก ็ ว ่ า

ถ ้ า เอ า เร ื่ อง ส ương แล ้ วก ็ หน

ึ ่ ง หน ึ ่ ง ไป ด ้ วย. ค ุ ณ ช

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ั ว น ้ อง พ ู ด ใช ่ เอ า เป ็ น

เย ็ ม ไ หม? เย ็ ม คะ. You like cold or

hot? For what? Have a side

on dough, have a Machine for to do your

face. You want to choose cold or

feel warm? Hot, warm.

Yeah, warm.

I think warm is nicer because my ex used

to give me a face massage with a hot

flannel, and it was really nice. If it's

cold, it'll just be cold. I think a warm

facial would be much more relaxing.

You— I'll wait here.

I think cold would be like having a cold

shower, be uncomfortable.

I don't understand the whitening thing.

She wants to whiten her face. I don't

feel like that would look good. I don't

know if it's just me, but whenever Asian

girls get like the face whitening stuff,

it looks weird. I think they look better

with natural color, like natural

kind of browny yellow color. Looks way

more attractive than this like artificial

white look.

But you know, Asia, everyone wants to be

white.

How am I going to film this. Get my selfie

stick out, I guess.

Oh my God, I hope she's not getting her

skin bleached.

I don't know what I'm getting. I think I'm

getting like a face treatment and massage.

I guess I'm paying. Pay for lunch,

pay for this too. I think

it'll be 850 baht.

Yeah, 850.

No, it's not a hammer massage. It should

be like a face thing.

Yeah, my girlfriend

likes streaming now because she gets free

stuff. What?

Okay. Where can I put my camera?

Put put your bag on. Where? I want to put

it here. Where can I put my camera? Put

below. I want to film video. Không không,

có thể để ôn ai không đây mà. Ah đây đây.

Dạ. Dù có để máy quay hoặc gì cái này.

Oh,

I'll show

my best,

huh? Okay, where can I put it?

Put it where? Down. Down?

Yeah, near, near me. But then they can't

I want to put it there. Okay, up to you.

But then they can see you if

I put it here.

I don't think you together. What?

Together. But I want to put the camera

here. Okay.

I don't think they can see you.

Can't see my face, right?

Maybe. Maybe here.

I can

see your face.

Ja, det mener jeg ikke. Det er for hardt

vennene. Hardt vennene kan sette seg i.

Sett av gasshus.

Der er det ikke. Det er der igjen.

Khi máu

sào và thào thì họ bỏ vào cái này, thì nó

sẽ có cái này. Máu sào có

liên lịch nha. Khi mà cặp sẽ càng hầu. Ở

cha cha ờ chẳng chưa cha.

Xin chào

Lại thì là

nào?

Thảo lai

như nó không mà các mặt phần nhiều nó sợ

gọi là phải mà nuôi nó có tuổi thọ. Nói

cho mình nó còn lại có khẩu khả của mình

tại vì mình. Khải Kê,

chia Khải Kê Nó

không tẻ người em, người ta không có thằng

đó được Có tẻ

người sẽ cố may mà rồi thế nào này Có tẻ

người sẽ làm may mà hại rồi thế nào này

trong ngày nay thì ông thì mới hỏi tôi

đánh nghe tuổi tuổi tuổi cho con

biết kiểu đi

ca nhủ lẹo nó khá tạo khó khăn tập tài

thần này he nó cũng có được nhóm lớn

á có cần chốt anh có

cần quên gì không อ ั นน ี้ อ ั น เก ิ ด พ

ู ด ไ ท ย ได ้ ไ ง หน ่ อย ไม ่ ไ

ท ย ก ็ ได ้ yeah can we speak with her in

Thai but ไ ท ย เ น ี่ ย ไ ท ย น ี่ หน

่ อย ไม ่ พ ู ด ภ า ษ า เก ิ ด ไม

่ ได ้ เลย อย าก ค ุ ณ ร ู้ แต ่ ว ่

า พ ู ด ไม ่ ต ี่ น ี่ she she want to

talk with you more nó

hạ vô thì nó để vào kẹo không kẹo nó trở

thành quay quay không quay quay rồi quay

sủi người ta quay rồi canh canh đẹp sau

quay trái quay

trái quay sạch cả đặc hiệu của nó là bên ở

bên hàng như tạt nó rồi từ nó có

gộp canh canh đẹp sau quay hàng rồi bao

mềm mà tham thi mềm phố a em

bằng đường đi đường đây ha đi chùa đấy

chùa đấy là bằng đường chùa phố a nhẹ thối

nhạt thải có thể thải thành đường này một

na này anh nhìn luôn ăn

cái cua băng luôn à rồi xỉn nên là rồi tà

bóng luôn thôi nên không luôn rồi này cái

tập bên băng luôn mình coi hẳn là ai tập

bên phốt lo đen xỉn miết nổi coi nên tà

bóng luôn thôi rồi hẳn là coi nên cho còn

luôn thôi nè mang

vào xe ngang nè có

có vào xe ngang đấy không sao kẹt sự

hoạt như thế này? anh cho thấy hỏi về làm

gì để chia thầy của nó ổn lắm.

Thưa lớn rồi, trẻ cái thầy còn đi qua,

coi dù có khe khó có thằng làm thằng ngồi.

đó là bên thầy tôi cũng lo cảm ơn luôn nó

không ảm lắm. có bột ảm nhiều,

có thằng luôn. thật ra khối ไม ่ ได ้ ท ี่

เซ ็ ม ไ หม ไม ่ ไป ท ี่ เร ื่ อง แ บ

บ น ั้ น เข ้ า มา เห ร อ? ก ็ จะ ข

้ าง แต ่ เย อะ ๆ แล ้ ว บ ้ าน ข อง

ม ั น เอ า เป ็ น ร ้ อย นะคะ เร ี

ย น ไป หน ั ก ค ุ ณ แต ่ บ ้ าน เรา

ไม ่ ได ้ เ น ี้ ย ไม ่ ได ้ เลย ม ี

เย อะ เย อะ มา ก คร ั บ แต

่ ว ั นน ี้ ช ี ว ิ ต เห ร อ điều này

em có nhìn xem bài đó. em thơ là cặp anh

hôn ôi khoan lòng nữa ôi Lucy kìa.

đừng nghĩ là khi mình mua nam nó có gì đó

gì cả đâu chỉ tiền kiểu là khoảng ngày

nhưng tình hình như bây giờ sao lại mua

nam sau rồi mua chị em à

cái này á phải cái số mà nếu như có bệnh

văn kiện năm nay chia sẻ tuyên khán

mà trong năm này khá là về khác thường mà

nhưng mà ở đây nhà khám các loại thai lâu

chẳng hạn bệnh là bệnh mấy đi điều ma là

có sợ ma bệnh là nó nuốt nó nuốt ra trong

khi nghe đưa ra ngoài nhà khám còn cô nhắc

nhở em nghe thấy cô nhắc vô vọng ở bệnh

nhà khám không sao là bệnh nhà khám bên

ngoài thì sao là nhà khám các các điều mà

đã chuẩn bị mình không phải gì liền trai

với nào mình liền riêng mà mình còn các

bạn còn khi không quen thì

hoặc là khi mà cái buổi show này nó rút

ngắn hơn bây giờ nha thằng cái đoạn của em

nhìn đẹp lắm skin lên ra rồi màu người

các từ thân về trong bài show này mình

thấy rằng là mình đang cảm nhận cách các

bạn và làm nó khó khăn thì mình làm cái gì

đấy? Mình sẽ đánh giá cho mình sẽ đánh

giá cho phần cả lúc hai phần không một. À

vâng thì cũng có khó nhiều nhận cái điều

đó. Xuyên chúng ta sẽ khó thêm chút khoảng

năm quả và phần mình đánh giá cho kiểu là

khó nó một cái nửa tháng luôn đi thôi.

Sao hai quả cùng một tháng? Bởi vì từng

góc độ thì sao sao phần mình nó không đi

thẳng nhiều nên nhìn nó về nó khó hơn rất

Còn còn toàn khi các bạn toàn khóc tua chứ

đâu chưa bỏ con đơn mai này đầu tư một

phần tư phải bằng khi bảo cũng không ai

một phần hai trừ thì nó như này nha các

bạn các bạn phải phân ra sản hàng là sản

hóa lại còn chưa bỏ mày đã lương mày khách

hàng rồi nha các bạn tại vì mày đi mai thì

các bạn còn mày khóc các chưa bảo bỏ ra

đơn đưa sản hàng từ tập mang đi đưa đi

khách hàng ông trực này cô này thế này ạ

khi làm xong bài thì làm bằng cái máy này

này nè ạ cũng cho nên lại không có tiền

lời nói mãi có như nói vậy

cho nên mình phải mình phải theo cái nói

mình muốn cấp công thức của mình chỉ cần

là đi thứ hai là cho nên cái kiểu chúng ta

giải quyết công nhân chúng ta cảm khái là

chúng ta coi như mà đi nó mà đi nhưng mà

tôi nghĩ là bên khó trong thời gian mà ơi

cái cái số năm mươi người tên trên trường

được không để này

hôm nay đi mua quần màu không khó nha các

anh chị sẽ bị khổ về sạch sẽ mà đi một lần

đưa lá là mặt mặt nàng rồi mình đã gặp cả

đi nó sẽ quen không đi chùa lan ơi chùa

lan trời đi chùa lan em số số mua hàng vào

điểm phù hàng hàng hoa bù mình ăn mua

chính là cái gì nhỉ?

đi chặt tô rửa ha xỏ lò

xì xì xì ở trên mười hai cao ngồi hả?

tức là cái điều là cái điều gì nha? trà nó

tồn tại cái nơi này chứ? thật rồi. tức là

thời gian ta làm gì?

năm con nhỏ vô cùng như chỉ có hả? Như số

sản đưa nhà thạc sử phân hóa những cái cải

thăng là các cái sống lợn mà thăng là lợn

cái lợn điều bằng thủ đoạn đưa lên đưa lên

thương với các nhà mạng nhưng không mang

sử cái này nhà thạc chỉ phải là mang

thương phù kỷ liều khả có mang cái dù tay

nhà mang cái dù cặp cả là buộc cồn trà này

thằng này đang là sản đoàn khi

ta mới hỏi về tình và không cần khư yêu

cầu nó chạy

đi cái server nó mở cái server lại sau đợt

có thể nó sẽ có thể có các trạng chỉ các

chỉ chỉ chỉ đâu có bỏ ngó rồi

các chỉ nó mới bỏ rồi để nó ra khư nguyên

bản nó là say bên là là ma là nó mà nó

chẳng tham vào nhiều điều gì gì mà nó ra

đây nó tài cả chẳng nghe nghe coi đủ hoa

coi nha mỹ dịch hoa kiểu mỹ dịch gì thằng

anh yêu hoa vào xe tiền tuổi nào đấy hả

của từ lâu xưa ấy câu chuyện từ lâu đến xa

với câu chuyện từ lâu đến xa này hả phải

cách là từ lâu đi đến xa như thế nào nhá

đi thằng vạch xe thằng lái xe từ ngoài nó

vạch lên vạch khơi để xuống thằng mỹ dịch

để mà mình có thể dẹp dẹp

là có lẽ đòi mải để đi. Cái này lúc

khoảng dài, tôi nói đấy

cho cô vì lúc đấy để cho để chúng ta là để

còn vài anh chị còn còn còn khi

mình đang học và

đang bây giờ khác khác với cô rồi.

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经 验 来， 嗨，

哦 他 多 勤， 哦，

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Để tất cả mọi người nghe được để hiểu

thông chi.

Làm làm thế nào? Ai đưa slide đi?

Không.

Làm xong slide rồi bắt đầu rồi đấy. Ok,

không rồi. Đây là first time for you,

right? Yeah.

What are they using for something?

Cream, essential essence cream.

But what are they rubbing it on with?

Huh? What's that thing they're holding?

Composting in their hand. Uh,

improve your skin and reduce Acne,

pimple,

reduce pimple. Okay,

what are

you feeling?

Yeah, it's the bedroom. It's your home.

Yeah, it's your home. I like home.

Safety pack

internet signal.

So what's wrong? Internet signal.

D tech. D tech. D tech.

D tech company.

Ah, we want to know that at the beginning,

uh, for any works from that

level, are there— are there any changes or

are there any changes that caused from

Chẳng mà

thể sản cao cao Hello.

Hi.

これを上にぐわれたら高いのか。 I

try to log in another component.

Try what? I try to log in like

username in our component.

Why? I put wrong. Is love

there? Is mutual love there?

Cheio de massagem, né?

É, muito cheio também

de massagem.

Are you Jane the statue?

đàn đi sao một cước

bộ của một cái chuyện như vậy sau đấy nó

có thể biến dị hoặc

là có thể chuyển nó nâng cấp hơn nó sáng

hơn. Vậy các quan tâm đến nó gây ra thế

này đâu không? Có gây nên vấn đề gì không?

Các con khi nào mà các con mà sẵn để học

thêm ví cái tư duy của mình như vậy.

Không, để tụi em nghe nói cái con nào này

có cái của nên nó đương con đường xỉu

phải không? Còn nếu nó cháy đây là ra con

đường cháy thôi. Mình mở hộp đưa ra na mà

con nào xịt vào vậy? Chào con, mình sẽ đề

mình sẽ coi ra là kênh mình hết khái rồi,

không phải hết khái tin tức dùng bảy cái

khái luôn chỉnh nó hả? cái mình ta làm ta

làm đành đè từ từ từ nhá mà bây giờ quay

luôn, nó có thể quay theo cái kiểu để cho

kênh mình hết khái thôi. còn hôm nay này

cũng là hôm nay mọi người sẽ là có cái

kênh thức lo đủ đủ xíu đủ ở đây chứ ạ để

chọn cái ca cái clip cái nền nào cả.

Và cái kia sẽ luôn sẽ đắt tiền cổ những

cái xa này nó luôn là sẽ được chế được ở

nó không có kẻ mà ngang đuôi và

thật tình hàng đầu luôn như vậy

thì mình sẽ là mình sẽ cái này mới nó được

mình sẽ để thực hiện thì nghe về nghe về

thì nghe về cái khu ở cái khu ở tất cả

khu còn về mấy ngày thì có đầy đủ sự cảm

thấy đẹp hơn em thấy những cái thứ nó còn

như vậy chạy đến vui cái đèn chạy đến vui

cái đèn về chơi cảm giác rất

là ngon và nhìn các chiếc đèn đèn ồn chín

cồ cảm giác rất là vui 对，

嗯， OK。 OK。 ăn ng on 还 好。 哦，

今天 晚上 吃， 晚上 应 该 叫

大 妈 吃， 希望 大 妈 好。 đồng kìm hai nằm ngon

hai, em cứ sệt nè. Oh my god!

She give you special. Mình có thể bảo

là hoa hoa biết rằng mình nghe không?

Mình nói cho đi. You will finish.

But she give you special time.

Mà các chị thấy là khi nói thì nói vậy.

Can you see where it is?

Can't see.

I've got gold

marks where they were.

I can't show up. I don't know how

many of them are. I don't see any. Yeah,

that's right. How sexy. Oh my God.

Là mang quần là vai đặt chót đặt thòng dơn

đặt cái ly tỵ thì nhà thằng nó là đặt vô

phía trời đó và có khi đi tây dương

đi liên tục là phải

chai tôi sẽ mua chai à một cái tông trái à

พ ้ า จ ี จ ิ ง ร า ว ต ้ อง ว

ิ ด ช ั ย บ ो ध học เลย อย ่ าง น ี้

จะ เป ็ น เซ ้ น ห ร ื อ ค ่ ะ?

ไม ่ ใ ส ่ อะ เซ ้ น ถ ึ ง ม ั น

เ น ี่ ย เร ื่ อง ร ั บ บ ो ध học จะ

เอ า ไป อย ู่. แล ้ ว ว ่ า อย ู่ น ี้

ท ุ ก บ ो ध học เท ่ า พ ี่ อ ่ ะ.

โ อ ้. ป ้ า จ ี ทำ อะไร เข า บ อก

เร ี ย น จะ เร ื่ อง เร ื่ อง เพ ื่ อน อย

าก คร ั บ ก ็ เช ่ น หน ึ ่ ง ข ึ

้ น ข ึ ้ น ข ึ ้ น ข ึ ้ น เข

า ว ่ า จะ เร ี ย น โ เค 他 ว ่ า

จะ ห ั ก ข ้ า On

your forehead, she said

have a wrinkle.

Yeah, you need botox.

I like my wrinkle.

You will look old.

Thì sao

không thì phải cân như xe tuần mát hại You

want 18 years old?

I want— you what? You want to be

18 years old?

He's still doing massage you.

Yeah. Wow. Chịt cái bàn này. Thằng quái

này. Tấm nặng như lan từ bao. But are

you feeling pain? No. After you.

It's okay. My trip. My trip.

Oh. His trip special.

That I don't have you many times.

See, I have to myself space.

Give you space.

See, you have to give her something.

Phải xin kết

xong rồi cho anh

ấy nói là nó có đẹp là

nó có phẩm độ có có phần liên tục nhiều

lâu một màn.

Chỉ chàng từ na đẹp na giòn này này na

phải đẹp thật trai với tao ngày này đúng

ha lúc nãy giờ kìm rồi kìm rồi na

thật kìm

là con gái khỏe uẩn đó còn na kìm thì con

gái uẩn con nhà ạ cảm nhận tao chào hơn na

kìm vì na kìm nó khỏe nhiều để

tôi đóng phê những

điểm truyền

thả toàn cháo.

哎 呀， 今天 是 天 冷， 摸 着 都 摸 不 着

了。 没 空 去 拿 个 热 饮 一下 啊！ 哎，

今天 我就 想 说， 昨 天 呢， 可能

也 会 跟 他 一起。 嗯， 昨

天 好。 对 啊， 挺 暖 和 的。

过 得。 What area

you live in the UK?

Kent.

Kent. Kent. Kent. กาย London.

กาย near London, right? Yeah. กาย London.

What do you like Liverpool or Manchester?

Ah, ชาวที่มิวฟู. She like Liverpool team

football. Thai people always say

them. Yeah. Why? ส าม ว ั ย ก ็ ถ ้

า ว ่ า ส าม ว ั ย ก ็ ใช ่ คร ั

บ. ค ื อ ท ี่ จะ ช อ บ อ ๋ อ อย ู่

ใ น คร ั บ บ ้ าน ห ร ื อ อะไร แล ้

ว ว ่ า ช อ บ ต ั ก คร ั บ บ ้

าน ห ร ื อ คร ั บ ข ổ ng อ ั ง จ

ิ ด ล ี่ อ ั ง จ ิ ด เ น ี่ ย ห

ร ื อ ว ่ า ไป เร ื่ อง ท ี่ ล ี่ ย

ั ง ร า มา น ห ร ื อ อะไร เ น ี่ ย

แต ่ ถ ้ า เป ็ น ข ổ ng ย ั ง ร

า มา น ก ็ ช อ บ อ ๋ อ แต ้ ม ู

ล แต ้ ม ู ล như nôn tỏi mùi

gọt mùi dâu mòn có cái gì thịt viên thịt

giải này nha không ăn ăn thịt này nhá có

tiên tây men dư này nhá cho cho

đủ chị

là chị đi nào thực còn

hơi có ít it.

She like to watch,

uh, football.

UK is number one.

And, uh, what else?

Euro. Yeah,

that morning, that morning team.

I'm just say you Ah, menu. Không không

không không. Thai call menu.

Yeah. Sợ nhài con hay tới shop

menu mua. You call menu.

You call menu set right? Yeah.

But Thai people call menu.

Kỳ đen.

She said menu is

red coast. Mà Melody ở

sực đen được ở đây nhà học rất là lạ. Lưu

phu menu.

But I may have noticed

I'm not here.

New country.

Winter now.

Hot. Summertime.

Hot. Summertime now. Summertime.

Yeah. Oh, I enjoy gặp lắm người

ta. Oh, tôi nhớ hả? How much degrees?

Maybe thirty.

Twenty five, twenty eight.

Not hot. No. Nóng quá thì xui rồi đây.

Tôi là nhíp tệ của xã, nó rất là lớn.

Nó rất là lớn quá. Lông căng

đẹp hay không đẹp?

Đẹp lắm. Nên thay đẹp

lắm.

He give you sunscreen? Sunscreen? What?

Ah, sunscreen. Yes,

sunscreen cream.

My nose gets burnt.

Yeah, you need to take care your face.

You, you have a beautiful face.

A few

little things before we leave. Can you let

me leave? Okay. How long do you take?

Maybe 10 minutes.

Why are you not talking with your viewer?

I don't know what to say. Maybe your

viewer feel bored.

Thì khó là tha được em phủn này hả em tiệp

này biết nổi rồi đấy you want powder rồi

mình cho nhiều nhiều nè face powder you

want mình làm vâng I

think I'm gonna say hello. You wanna go

cold? No.

He said your face

will be bright,

handsome, no?

After you eat rice sauce.

He finished.

Và còn tệ là ý sắc ở các nơi

xa mạc ỏ.

Why is it yellow?

Golden mask.

Wait, this is good for YouTube actually.

It looks interesting. I know.

How many viewers? Forty.

They're bored. Yeah. Just forty.

I can't talk when I'm having

my face massage.

I think people. I think girl

in.

My face

feels numb, like I can't feel my face.

I feel like I can't feel my face.

Golden face.

Cool. Look funny. You look like

a video game character.

What's through me? Only 30 viewers now.

What? I can't see you, but I Ask

me. I'm here. Stop,

stop pulling me. I'm here.

Fancy, fancy. Why you laugh

a lot? Do you look funny? Not funny,

it's pretty. I look pretty.

But if you burning I don't

know why I feel burning,

burning a bit. How long was that? I didn't

think it would be so long. 15 minutes,

I think. Uh,

I guess the viewers didn't find it

interesting seeing me just lie there on

the bed. Yeah, everyone sleep, you see.

No, they just didn't want to see me lying

in a bed not talking.

My face feels weird, like, um,

I like your face massage more.

I like when— I like when you give me a

face massage more. No, I want you lie on

my side here.

You lie on my side and you do— actually,

I should have chosen the cold one instead

of hot. I thought they would use like a A

flannel, like a cloth. As in cold?

Yeah, I should have done cold.

Oh, I didn't know they're going to use

like a stethoscope to rub the lotion in.

It was like a metal, like a cylinder metal

thing. It looked weird with a— it

had like a wire coming out of it. What is

that? Next time I will do massage for you.

Yeah, if you be

good guy. Mhm.

Are you sure?

Is it finished? Yeah.

Okay,

now I got pimple.

Okay.

What if she stays cold?

Hmm.

Tôi hiểu những người ta gặp

mối sợ này đó.

I don't

know where to go.

What should we do after the massage?

Looks like a boring experience. It was

okay, I guess it was relaxing.

The massage was good, but when they were

rubbing the lotion on, it was just— felt

like lotion being rubbed on my face.

We've already eaten.

I want to see what it looked like. I look

like I'm dead.

I look like a corpse being prepared.

Does his girlfriend hear the Super Chats?

Did I even get a Super Chat? I don't think

I got any. Did I get anything?

Uh, no.

I feel kind of sleepy now.

You finish?

Go to British pub. Yeah, maybe for like

another stream we'll go to the British

pub. Oh, thanks, Bucket. If she's getting

all pretty, have face reveal.

She's in the toilet.

Oh no. Uh-oh.

Thanks, blood bugger.

Put you guys back in the shoulder strap.

Hmm, what should we do now?

My skin feels kind of oily.

Feels like my face is oily.

I already had to delete a bunch of

comments saying she's like stupid and ugly

and stuff.

Yeah, my face is all soft but kind of

sticky. Like oily.

What should we do next?

The massage arc.

It's probably Chihiro on her alt account

being spiteful.

Guess I'll

wait here.

Maybe I can use the footage of her gold

face as like a clickbait YouTube video.

Ancient Thai golden face massage.

Doesn't Chira have a new man? I think she

got dumped

through no fault of my own.

I wonder how many viewers I'd get if I did

like a me and Chihiro got back together

stream. Probably like 200.

People don't like clickbait videos.

Well, as long as they click on it.

Who cares what they like or not like?

I don't like having a dead channel,

but what can we do about it?

Meet Ice Poseidon again today. Isn't he in

court? I don't know if he's finished going

to court Today's

not too hot. Can't wait

until Ice posts an update. Do you think

it's going to be bad news? Like he's going

to say, oh, we're stuck here for a year?

How has your views gone up or down?

The views now are like the worst I've ever

Even my PewDiePie video didn't get any

views. The highest views I got was moaning

about the guest house manager, about that

thumbnail.

I've got

a pimple on my lip.

The more clickbait videos you make, the

more viewership goes down. Yeah, but if I

just do honest titles it will go down as

well. So it's like I'm screwed if I

clickbait and I'm screwed if I don't

If I do a non-clickbait title, get like 2K

views, you know, like going to a cat cafe

with my girlfriend, 2K views.

There's not really anything I can make

that the viewers would want to watch

unless I bait them.

But I'm not really, I'm not really trying

to bait my viewers anymore. I'm trying to

bait other viewers, like PewDiePie's

viewers or Ice's viewers. I'm trying to

bait them because my viewers don't really

exist anymore, apart from the few couple

thousand that are left.

Out of my own viewership, there's

basically no one left to bait. They've all

gone, you know, that 40,000-odd viewership

I had. My bait doesn't work anymore

because they don't watch anymore.

Ice viewers are a bunch of pansies. Like,

they will try to hate on me just because I

said Imagine crying over your mum dying

to Deepak.

Imagine getting all butthurt over some

random Indian scammer guy.

Boo-hoo, everyone's mums die eventually.

It's called life. Grow up.

I mean, Sam Pepper has 2 million subs and

he gets like 2K views. When a channel's

dead, it's dead.

Finish.

You pay. Okay,

I'll pay since you helped me

stream. Yeah, I tell you,

tell me, guys,

I will pay for your food for dinner,

but we're gonna make dinner at home. You

want to eat out again? Oh my God, yes!

Last time it was so expensive, it was like

$30 for dinner last time.

Pick a genre. I don't know what genre to

pick. Nothing I do is good enough.

I just want to livestream, do random

stuff. I don't really have a direction.

It's just like whatever I feel like doing.

I want to be a streamer.

Kind of bored making videos now.

Hmm, not sure.

My change, how much? Eight fifty.

Next time I will come again. You come

again? Yeah, I like it. สวัสดีคุณครับ,

ฉันรักนั้นไหม Thank you. What else

do they do here? What else do they do

Botox.

Botox filler.

They said I need Botox for my forehead.

Yeah, no, I don't want Botox. It will look

so silly. Like, imagine my forehead all

Everyone has a wrinkle on their forehead,

especially Westerners, because Westerners

use their eyebrows when they talk a lot.

Asian people don't really express with

their eyebrows much. That's why Westerners

have a lot of wrinkles.

On the forehead. Facial massage. 6 steps.

Breast massage. Oh no, if we do a massage

1 hour, my viewers will get so bored.

Swedish massage. Breast massage. Next

time? No, I don't think do any more

massage streams. No, this one. Breast

massage. Breast massage. Breasts.

I give you a breast massage. I'll give you

breast massage for free. No, thank you.

Oh, thanks, George. You two are cute,

please make a baby. Making a baby

stream. What does this mean? He said we

should make a baby. Uh, cannot. Why not?

They're near infertile. Infertile? Yeah,

they're near infertile. You want ice

cream? I don't

know. In there.

Okay, you pay.

Coconut. Okay, and one here,

uh, strawberry.

Oh, police. Better not film the police.

Why are the police here? Police buying ice

cream. The police look scary, they got

balaclavas on. Why are the police wearing

balaclavas? I better not film

Well, if I wasn't infertile, there would

be babies already. We've been doing— we've

been together for 10 You

don't want to mess with the Thai police.

It's not like in the UK when you can go up

to them with a camera.

What? Ah,

why? ID passport them.

They're not free pass for us. Uh oh.

Police free pass.

Okay, let's go.

They're getting raided by the police. Why

are the police asking them for ID?

Illegal?

Yeah, illegal. I thought they were buying

ice cream. Where are you going?

Are they Thai? You Thai? No. Are they

Thai? It in the shop? I think Thai,

but maybe the some man

have a problem, like do something wrong,

didn't pay tax. Uh-oh. I think like

criminal, I think. Say what?

Criminal? Criminal? Yeah,

criminals running an ice cream shop?

No.

What? Why are the police raiding an ice

cream shop? They just sell ice cream.

No, stole. So buy ice cream. Stolen ice

cream? No,

money laundering. Pass the pass.

But police just want to check them. Check

them? Yeah, check, check. They want free

ice cream.

Where are we going? Go back.

Uh, what an interesting place. Where are

we going? Oh, this is,

this is the park. You know that woman

came up to me, take picture? It was here.

Who? My, my fan. This is

where I came the first time I did a

stream. I will slap that. No, she like me.

Uh-huh. She's not Thai.

Last year October when I first came to

Thailand, I came here, did a stream.

Yeah, I remember. And then I walked that

way. You didn't say you are YouTuber.

Yeah, why not? Secret.

No, I said I'm an artist, but you still

have a secret. No secret. Good job.

You know everything. Are you

sure? Yeah. I don't like liar. Not liar.

If you liar, I'm thirsty. I came

here and I was on the exercise machine,

and then I went down there and I walked

across and I went to— I went to Chitlom.

What's that park? I never come here

before. What's this park? Forgot the name.

Okay, I wish Thailand had vending

machines. You know, the number one thing I

miss about Japan is they have vending

machines everywhere for drinks. Why don't

Thailand like put some here? If you have

vending machine, what do you want to— what

do you think? Many shop is dead.

Many shops are dead. Yeah, because have a

machine replace the human. Yeah, but we

will attack. Thai people will attack the

vending machine. Say no, say no machine.

We don't want more machine. Japan doesn't

have a problem. No, because Japan don't

like to talk, right? You said to me.

Yeah, Japanese people don't like to Talk

to strangers. So people like to talk.

They put machines everywhere, like by

ramen machine, skier machine,

vending machine. Oh, thanks, Super Pups.

Get married, Daddy. I don't want to

leave. Thank you. Wow, I didn't say that.

I know you are mine. No, I'm just scared.

Why are you scared? Because last time not

good. That's your past,

you still shy? She tried to take my money.

Who? My ex-wife. No, I think

she nice. She want my money and my house.

No, don't talk about her in a bad way. I

told her get lost and then I block her.

No, no, no, no, she nice now, but before

she was not Nice. Actually, she said she

was going to report me to the police.

Maybe she have something. Listen, listen.

And she tried to make my YouTube channel

ban, delete my channel

because she have something for, uh, she

Is Chitlom the bougie area? Uh,

yeah, it's like the central fancy area.

What are they doing? Drum.

This is a nice park.

I went there to take my thumbnail last

year, October. In university, I will

do like that. Last time I did a live

stream here in October, I got 8,000 views.

Now I only get 3,000 views or 4,000.

Isn't it silly? I want you

respect people, respect your ex-wife too.

Respect who? Your ex-wife.

Oh, it's hot. Yeah. Oh nice,

I never come here before. Yeah, nice park.

I can't believe, like, if I did a stream

like this last October, I think I had

about 120 viewers,

and now my viewership's so bad.

It's insane.

Very, um, very frustrating.

Oh look, it's fish! Look at all the fish.

I think the massage woman gave me an extra

long face massage because I'm handsome.

Did you hear what she said? She said

actually she gave me like 10-minute extra

long massage.

Hmm, what should we do now?

Don't think we'll do another massage

stream because it's too long. The hammer

massage was funny, but if I can't

talk, then people don't watch.

She actually— she have To do massage,

you just five minutes. Five minutes.

Yeah, not over five minutes. How long?

But she give you more time because she

like because I'm handsome.

Why is she exciting? Because you are far

long. Uh huh. No people, no traffic.

Well, there's loads of. Foreigners here.

No, how far long came in clinic?

I try to beg her do massage for

this guy more. Foreigners like going

to the massage places on the street with

lots of girls actually waiting outside.

Clinic is nice, have a quality Yeah,

everything is anti-septic but

expensive. Not expensive, really. Yeah,

here is cheap. Oh, look, if you do after

cleaning, you will start price 1,500

baht per 1 pound. It's so cheap.

Yeah, I guess so.

How much you pay for lunch today?

400 baht. Oh, how many you massage

your face? 350.

So 800 baht.

800 Thai baht in UK pounds,

nearly £17 for

Yeah, £17 for face massage and

lunch for 2 people. I don't know, it

doesn't feel cheap. If it was £5, I'd say

it's cheap, but it wasn't. It's like £17.

It's like $20. 800 baht in

US dollars. The answer is $22.

$22. I don't know.

That's cheap.

Sport a

beer gut. I really don't want a beer gut.

All the Asian guys in my class have like a

massive fat belly. They all look weird,

like pregnant. What?

I don't know, spicy chili.

Chili? Yeah. I hate chili.

I love chili, but more than you.

Everyone here is— they look skinny, but

they got a massive fat belly. This

watercress vegetable for you. Can we

take some free?

I'm so sick and tired of all the food here

being covered in chilies. We went to a

restaurant and I got spaghetti, and I

thought, okay, spaghetti is gonna be not

spicy, and then it's covered in chili.

Scarecrow. I think Thai people

are addicted to chili. They love chili on

everything. Oh,

this— everything is, uh— humans

are not supposed to eat chili. The chili

plant developed capsaicin to prevent

mammals from eating it. That's why

it's spicy. Birds don't feel the spice

because they're not mammals. Did you

see? It's a lime. This is not lemon.

It looks like a lime. This is called

orange. Why is it green though? Special

orange. I don't know what it's called.

Ask your viewer. Uh, it's just plants.

I don't think they are interesting.

Wow,

that's cool.

We should go back to Victory Monument.

Yeah, go back home. Go back home already?

What else can we do? Oh, you want to go

King Tower? Go where?

What is it? I had seen the— oh,

I think they got the Death Cafe here. Do

you remember? A Death Cafe? Yeah,

I saw it on the train. Where is it? Oh no,

not here. There's a King Tower near Aria.

I've been there before. What is it?

Uh, have many Everything cheap, no,

no tax. What do they sell?

Sell, uh, some street everything.

Can when, when you want to buy something

outside country. I don't know

what you mean. Yeah, but what do they

sell? Other country, other country.

Okay, I don't know. Go inside. Just go I

had dinner here too. What is it? 2 years

ago. Is it a shopping center?

Restaurant? Luxury buffet? This is a super

center. What's a super center? Is it a

shopping center? Shopping center.

Shopping mall. But, uh,

get out the road. You have to, you have to

have a ticket, flight ticket.

You need a flight ticket to go inside?

Yeah, maybe. No, you don't. What do you

mean? I don't have a flight ticket.

I'm not gonna buy anything, just look.

I take you travel. Let's walk in. Can you

put this in your bag? Thank you.

No, your bag, not my bag.

I will take you. Hey, no.

Oh, my forehead's sweating and mixing with

When foreigners come to travel in Thai,

then we'll, uh,

visit here for buy, uh,

product in duty-free shop.

Yeah, so they can save what, 50 pence?

Mhm, save like 50 pence. I have Imagine

caring about duty-free. Oh, I saved 3%.

Wow,

do you guys barely understand each other?

Yeah, well, that's the price you pay. Why